dried cum
too easy.
let me guess.. coke
chalk
I'm going for a mix of jizz and coke. 
Dried up cottage cheese-like discharge stuck to her landing strip from her yeast infection.
Summer's Eve and the ground bones of a poor chile.
Greasy Brandon Davis's dried up anti-persperant crusties
cheeto dust
NOW I get the wonky eye thing you people talk about! Duh!
looks like she's using mineral powder in the wrong shade. What an idiot, all that money and she can't even were matching foundation.
semen from her bodyguard?¿
semen from her bodyguard?¿
Vegetable lard
Yeah, dried cum was the first thing in my mind too
NutraSweet, b.c. everything about her is fake.
Greasy Brandon Davis's dried up anti-persperant crusties
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 6:38 pm | #
I have to post like mad now that my avatar got approved. I is a happy slut. =D
Rosin powder. All of those foosball keg parties
dead puppies
I expected everyone to say dried jizz or coke. Well It's been fun, but time to head home. Have a good weekend Dlisters.
dandruff
Bye JJ
pulverized toenails
Mixture of cocaine, heroin, dried cum...
Actually, Patsy has it right, I think...wrong minerals. Parasite is a dumb twat.
Naveen
Patsy | 06.02.06 - 6:39 pm
I use BareMinerals, can't afford her skincare, am almost twice her age, and I still look better than she does.
:::::sniff sniff:::::
AaaaaChoooooooooooo!
it's not Paris. It's Paris-bot. She sends her out when she's too tired to ho around for 10 minutes.
Embalming Fluid
dried morning lipscum
Crisco...
Mousie...BareMinerals Rocks. I used to laugh at it on tv..then I tried it in Sephora. I love it.
Fill in WHICH blank? The one in her head, her ass, or her squishy twat?
Cake Flour
Paris Hilton uses _clorox_ as powder.
to bleach her tunnels.
yeast from her infection
Crushed Valtrex, she obviously takes it topically, the moron.
Hmmmmm, alright this is way gross but I'm gonna say it anyways.....
yeast infection butter.....
I use bare minerals and the mineral veil doesn't come in any specific color. It's the foundation and obviously if she is using it (which I doubt) she is using WAY to much LIGHT 1.
Bleach to clean all the cum off her face.
Paris Hilton uses
"PEREZ HILTON'S JIZZ"
as powder
Mousie...BareMinerals Rocks. I used to laugh at it on tv..then I tried it in Sephora. I love it.
Bonnie Blue | 06.02.06 - 6:47 pm
That stuff is a god-send! People always remark on how beyoot my complexion is! Even my close friends have asked me if I had dermabrasion! 
DIE BITCH DIE!!!!
I'm sorry was that out loud???
her very own dried up cooter cheese. EWW!
Ring Ring the circus is calling and they need a new clown!
Paris Hilton uses
"PEREZ HILTON'S JIZZ"
as powder
~ohmy~ | 06.02.06 - 6:51 pm | #
*good one*, ohmy
crushed kinkajou bones
(now you know what happened to Babyluv after he bit her...)
Summer's Eve.
Hagface's jizz?
oh fuck
As much as we all believe the worst, I am going to go with embalming fluid.
It pleases me to no end that she is starting to look like her own mother.
Volcano Ash? lol
Kimbo Stewart's itchy, flaky dead skin cells.
is that her old nose? are those photos new?
she uses guano for her face.
Kimho Stewarts Toe Jam
sundried dog turds
Hart'z 2-in-1 flea and tick.
I just bought BareMinerals yesterday! Love it!!!
Back to Paris,
Paris uses pulverized tampons as powder
You guys are prob right, Coke mixed with cum since just coke prob won't stay on her ugly face. I bet she mix the two together before she clean "herself" from the night before!!!!!! I wonder when will her face get rotten from these shit!!!
Nah. Her face looks white because her foundation has titanium dioxide in it, which reflects the light of a camera flash.
She needs a very sheer, titanium-free formula. There are several and they're easy to find in department stores but you might have to ask or check the ingredient list.
the freeze-dried blood of virgins?
Lindsay Lohan dried up snatch shot her that ever elusive female ejaculation..
Actually, her face is so damn shiny, I think it's just Brandon Davis' crisco jizz.
Scout! Email me on Bare Minerals which one you got! Loves it!
BTW, you guys are really skeeking me out.
...Freeze-dried virgin male ass...
the freeze-dried blood of virgins?
brent | 06.02.06 - 6:59 pm | #
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Damn! I'm sorry. I just now saw that. I thought I was being....ORIGINAL!!! *is sad*
she's a fucking wierd color.
I got for deheydrated jisim.
scrapings from Brandon Davis's face and rust from her worn out chooch.
YIKES !!!!!!!!!!!
Fill in the Blank
I wonder how many times Parasite has said those very words?
Processed marshmellowed man cream
some Wet 'N Wild discontinued color foundation!
HER OWN DOG'S BOTTLED FARTS!
GET ON CBS NOW! PARISITE IS GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW SHE HAD TO BE PREGNANT FOR HER DUMBASS SHOW! God, she is such a fucking tool.
brent | 06.02.06 - 7:06 pm | #
Do you mean her head? Because her twatapalooza is never empty
The cocaine that Nicole Richie dropped on the bathroom floor
Mousie McFartsicle | 06.02.06 - 7:07 pm | #
That's on the news? Edward R. Murrow must be spinning in his grave.
She looks like Data from Star Trek.
Bettie 06.02.06 - 7:04 pm
*comforting* Awww, it's ok. The "male ass" part was all yours; and funny.
Moonmaid | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:09 pm |
NOOOOO! Not Data! 
Plain old Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 7:08 pm
twatapalooza
Ahhh ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Err, forgot what I was gonna say now...
No Blue Rose. The Insider. I'm in the eastern time zone!
love mayonnaise
She's always powerding her face. I've seen her do it on film footage. She is so greasy. Yuck.
powdered acid *crosses fingers*
Thank goodness, Mousie.
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:13 pm | #
I'm hoping she'll invest in some lye soap myself.
umm , mayo
Gyne Lotrimin?
Must admit, she has great skin, though. *ducking pork chops*
she's not wearing any powder, she just bends over and blots her face on her cooch for touchups
finely ground vaginal discharge
Lye soap???? We can all hope!
Mimi | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:12 pm |
OH MY GOD, YOUR AVATAR!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!
Dr. Scholl's foot powder
Feminine itch powder.
cunt ash
psoriasis flakes
wart shavings
Dr. Scholl's foot powder
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 7:18 pm | #
the first thing I thought of was Gold Bond......but didn't seem "edgy" enough, was embarrassed to type it
Paris Hilton uses cow urine as powder.
dried jizz.. a little bit of spit..and a whole lot of determination
did anyone mention dingleberries? But like, after they've dried out & have gone white like chocolate? THAT's what's on her face, I bet.....
Must admit, she has great skin, though. *ducking pork chops*
Mousie McFartsicle | 06.02.06 - 7:17 pm | #
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how can you tell under the 20 lbs of cake makeup????????
mimi your avatar really is hilarious.
also:
The cocaine that Nicole Richie dropped on the bathroom floor
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 7:08 pm
good one prico
jenner you nasty! LOL!
dried out white asshole hair?
1. cum
2. coke
3. dog poo
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:24 pm | #
Gerchkonaknocken!! 20 pts to whomever gets the reference.
who's white asshole hair?
Ball sweat scrapped from the bum sleeping in bus stop outside my office????
cleared my cookies...
how can you tell under the 20 lbs of cake makeup????????
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 7:24 pm
Because I am an asshole.
jenner you nasty! LOL!
christine shart | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:24 pm | #
*bows* thank you
Taylor Hicks, Christine!
cauterized anal warts
Ball sweat scrapped from the bum sleeping in bus stop outside my office????
My Pookie has Big Labia | 06.02.06 - 7:26 pm | #
no, that's what I use.....you've mistaken me for someone else again......
Because I am an asshole.
Mousie McFartsicle | 06.02.06 - 7:27 pm |
Mousie HAHA! that was me!
Gerchkonaknocken!! 20 pts to whomever gets the reference.
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 7:26 pm | #
*scratches head* Do I still get the points if I google? *googles anyway*
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:28 pm | #
If you can find it on google, you deserve the points, lol.
Casper the ghost's ground and dried up feces
the thought of paris ejaculating by squirting makes me wann a hurl ,eww seriously i think she uses the dried up herpes scabs that her witch doctor prescribed for her to use her spit and her herpes scabs maybe that doctor can make a miracle beaknose cure
x | 06.02.06 - 7:25 pm
4. Raid
Sunny you fart! Why you messing with the mouse?
If you can find it on google, you deserve the points, lol.
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 7:29 pm | #
this is what came up:
Your search - Gerchkonaknocken - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:32 pm | #
BWAHAHA! I probably didn't spell it right anyway.
Did you mean gonococco?
1) Cum
2) Zovirax
3) The contents sucked out of her stretched out colon
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 7:27
Oh wow!!! You win!
Jenner, aren't you worried about stirring the bum and causing him to go crazy! LOL!
damn...listening to Syd Barrett...the walls of my apartment have started melting.....is that a bad thing?
Mousie! didn't MEAN to--tossed my cookies and forgot to re-enter my name...
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 7:33 pm | #
It's a made up word from a tv show.
Paris Hilton uses Perez Hilton as powder.
Loves you sunny!
jenner - I emailed MK!
It's a made up word from a tv show.
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 7:34 pm |
Have you been watching Foster's Home of Imaginary Friends???
Jenner, aren't you worried about stirring the bum and causing him to go crazy! LOL!
My Pookie has Big Labia | 06.02.06 - 7:33 pm | #
naw, we got a deal goin' on - I wash & bathe him once a week and give him donuts, and he gives me his ball sweat in return. I keep it in a jar on the top of my stove.
1) Cum
2) Zovirax
3) The contents sucked out of her stretched out colon
Angie | 06.02.06 - 7:33 pm | #
So #3 = #1
i bet paris has hershey squirts all the time and i know she has shit her pants,she pissed her pants in ataxi ,seriously i bet this ho is so nasty in her world ,i bet she masterbates while on her period while looking at herself in the mirror,i bet she has shit stains on her clothes,shit stains on her toliet,i bet she pukes her food and doesn't clean it i bet she has smelly b.o we all know she has herpes lolbut i bet she is just nastay and vile.
jenner - I emailed MK!
Mousie McFartsicle | 06.02.06 - 7:35 pm | #
cool! Hopefully he knows to give you my hotmail & not my work one - which I rarely use, but still, can you imagine?
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 7:35 pm | #
Thanks for telling us your secrets Paris!
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 7:35 pm | #
LOL. It's from a Golden Girls episode. According to Rose, it's the precise moment dog-doo turns white.
The powdered sperm of the endangered panda bears, mixed with a little bacon fat.
i bet paris has hershey squirts all the time and i know she has shit her pants,she pissed her pants in ataxi ,seriously i bet this ho is so nasty in her world ,i bet she masterbates while on her period while looking at herself in the mirror,i bet she has shit stains on her clothes,shit stains on her toliet,i bet she pukes her food and doesn't clean it i bet she has smelly b.o we all know she has herpes lolbut i bet she is just nastay and vile.
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 7:35 pm | #
I find that so offensive....what's wrong with jerkin' it while on your period?
back at ya Mousie!!!!! 
and as for Paris --doesn't she have the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ to hire an EXPERIENCED makeup artist or what?????
sunny | 06.02.06 - 7:38 pm | #
I think Rachel Zoe just sneezes coke residue on her face.
haha! that's awful.
cool! Hopefully he knows to give you my hotmail & not my work one - which I rarely use, but still, can you imagine?
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:36 pm
you need to let him know!
Radioactive waste
ah i love getting into a fight on friday nights! means no sex hahahahahaha...telling me not to argue w/him when we go look at this antique furniture, IN CASE HE DOESNT LIKE IT! what a dickhead!
but I wack in on my rag.just no mirror. i'm a loser.
Blue Rose PROBABLY!!!!!!!
she uses her fifteen minutes, ground very, very fine....
sunny | 06.02.06 - 7:38 pm
Darling, yeah. But when you got that ego, you think you hot any time anywhere. I hope she grows a fucking stache.
I got bored reading... did anyone say "Nicole Riches old fat"?
santorum
you need to let him know!
Mousie McFartsicle | 06.02.06 - 7:40 pm | #
I did - just emailed him FROM my hotmail addy, and said "my hotmail addy" - coz yeah, I don't need THAT coming to my work address LOL
kirstie alley ate nicole's fat.
Kimoi
santorum
Phix | 06.02.06 - 7:44 pm | #
I might be WAY off - Savage Love?
the dust from her stank coochie
Baby powder. But the dumb bitch uses gasoline as toner.
KitKatWoman & her milkbags | 06.02.06 - 7:41 pm
I'm straight and I'm getting horny from your avvie, you bitch!
off topic! trying to get ideas for a 12yo boys birthday gift, that is NOT electronic! and dont say a subscription to Playboy :P
Deodorant
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:44 pm | #
Are y'all emailing porn? DAMMIT!
are you squirming Mousie? *blushes*
KitKatWoman & her milkbags | 06.02.06 - 7:46 pm | #
Not electronic? Hmm, what kind of stuff does he like?
are you squirming Mousie? *blushes*
KitKatWoman & her milkbags | 06.02.06 - 7:48 pm
um
yeah
blue rose - get on the train!
those are some rocking titties, i'm straight too.
I don't see anything wrong with jerking while on the rag. As long as there's no mess that is. Ew.
A mixture of ground up fetii and dried cum collected from Brandon Davis' asshole.
off topic! trying to get ideas for a 12yo boys birthday gift, that is NOT electronic! and dont say a subscription to Playboy :P
KitKatWoman & her milkbags | 06.02.06 - 7:46 pm |
Deodorant
Hans | 06.02.06 - 7:47 pm |
LOLOLOLOL! I agree.
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 7:49 pm | #
electronics! I hate video games (he has tons)! science stuff/books
i hate giving cash & whatnot
Mousie McFartsicle | 06.02.06 - 7:50 pm | #
Train? What train? I thought it was a bus. *Scratches head*
Deodorant
has been using it for 2 years, HIM that is!
Her neck looks like a chicken...very wrinkled for 20 something year old.
KitKatWoman & her milkbags | 06.02.06 - 7:51 pm | #
This is dorky, but does he have a chemistry set?
Are y'all emailing porn? DAMMIT!
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 7:47 pm | #
you want I should email MK & tell him to give you my addy too? *opens one side of trench coat* I got a letter S for ya baby
pussy-fart juice and preparation H
I like how her right eye is totally ringed in liner and shadow to make it look as small as her wonky eye. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stupid bitch.
I was thinking of a chemistry set too, he got a huge ass telescope for Xmas & microscope but his sister broke it
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:53 pm | #
G'head, I THINK he has it. If not, I'll send it to him.
Paris song "stars are blind"
http://cdn.digitalcity.com/
tmz_a...s_song_0602.swf
KitKatWoman & her milkbags | 06.02.06 - 7:54 pm | #
My nephews have one. I'm surprised they didn't cook up a batch of meth, lol.
Get him another microscope. What about sports things? Skateboard, bike, rollerblades?
how about an air hockey table>
how about an air hockey table>
Darling, yeah. But when you got that ego, you think you hot any time anywhere. I hope she grows a fucking stache.
Mousie McFartsicle | 06.02.06 - 7:43 pm | #
she probably ALREADY has one--it's just covered under that 20lbs of powder!
G'head, I THINK he has it. If not, I'll send it to him.
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 7:54 pm | #
done - you'll at least be able to get mine, and then, you know, when you email ME, then - GET THIS THIS IS GREAT - I'll be able to REPLY and then I'll know your addy!
(sorry, totally cracking myself up with my lame attempts at humour
Dried Wall-eyed Pike Semen
I'm surprised they didn't cook up a batch of meth, lol.
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 7:55 pm | #
i had to explain to this dumb CUNT in Walmart why alot of allergy pills are now behind the counter and WHY you cant buy a shitload of boxes. Some places here are taking names & addresses of those that buy items with
pseudoephedrine, key ingredient to making METH.
The medicines -- which may include such well-known brand names as Sudafed, PediaCare, Sinutab, Dimetapp, and Triminic -- will be banned from store shelves, where they could be stolen, and placed in locked cases or behind pharmacy counters.
SUNNY YOU'LL APPRECIATE THIS - I have my music on my computer totally playing on random - Stompin' Tom just came on - Margo's Cargo -LOVE Stompin Tom
I just hope Sudbury Saturday Night comes on next *hopes*
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:57 pm | #
You're high, aren't you?
Skateboard, bike, rollerblades?
vlcupper | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:56 pm | # has ALL that he is more a brainiac then a 'sports', lol, LORD HELP HIM IN H.S.
how about an air hockey table>
christine shart | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:56 pm | #
aw I KICK ASS at air hockey! I WANT ONE NOW
You're high, aren't you?
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 7:58 pm | #
*puuuuuuuuffffffffff* what's that, hon?
KitKatWoman & her milkbags | 06.02.06 - 7:58 pm | #
I know, I bought some Sudafed at the grocery store, and I had to give my DL# and sign some book. For ONE BOX.
KitKat, you are off my list fir posting hat, dannit!
Train? What train? I thought it was a bus. *Scratches head*
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 7:51 pm
Don't break my heart. My achy break heart.
Fuck.
how about an air hockey table>
christine shart | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:56 pm | #
bought a MONSTER SIZE hockey table a few Xmas' ago and sold it to our neighbor last year
keep them ideas coming!
What about chess or a subscription to Scientific American.
She used Taylor Hicks' hairy grey asshole.
you want I should email MK & tell him to give you my addy too? *opens one side of trench coat* I got a letter S for ya baby
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 7:53 pm
um.............YEAH!
Scientific American.
vlcupper | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:00 pm | #
god my kids & myself are spoiled *blushes* subscribed already!
Her face looks frosted and etched from the bile of people vomiting in her face all the time.
Damn honey, adopt me.
Get him a gift certificate to the Discovery Store. Isn't that what it's called?
Stompin' Tom Conners --Jenner is there anything more canadian than the Hockey song??????
She is high and using the clown makeup she got in he McDonald's Happy Meal.
Back bacon and Rush?
yeah i'm looking at Discovery Store now for things.
i'm 'trying' to look for ways to save money now b/c i want to buy a ski condo near me in a state park.
good thing Dlisted is free but I wouldnt cut that out EVER!
joliepittme | 06.02.06 - 8:01 pm | #
hey you! You got an avvie!!!! I should warn you though - Fancy is gonna KICK YOUR ASS
I know, love me the air hockey! Jenner you should play me and my six year old son.
how about a basket ball hoop? get him out shooting hoops.
sunny | 06.02.06 - 8:04 pm | #
tell me about it!!!! *sips Labatts while eating back bacon with maple syrup, wearing toque all the while*
I DRAW THE LINE AT RUSH, THOUGH vlcupper
the dried up scrapings off the bathroom floor at the bus station
vlcupper | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:04 pm
mousie loves her some bacon!
She thought someone said to dress "Kabuki" when they meant she looked 'pukey".
Does he golf?
christine shart | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:06 pm | #
your six year old son can NO DOUBT kick my ass on the bball court, but I'll take you BOTH on in air hockey
ground baby bones - it's where her power comes from
all the while sayin "aboot" and "eh"
talk about stereotypes!
hubby told me to change the avatar yeah ok... go change your attitude, i fired back
lol, jenner!
I think Parisite bathes in human blood like Elisabeth Bathory. Except she's more evil. Parisite, that is.
I DRAW THE LINE AT RUSH, THOUGH vlcupper
jenner party killer
I've always hated fucking Rush. That damn Huck Finn song. His voice made me voilent.
I love me some Dr. Forrester though. Mad scientists are sexy!
arsenic...
i wish
kitkatwoman! your grav changed i see!
talk about stereotypes!
sunny | 06.02.06 - 8:08 pm | #
kitkat - it sounds like a LOVELY evening at the kitkat house tonight!
Did I say voilent? I meant hateful.
kitkat - it sounds like a LOVELY evening at the kitkat house tonight!
oh yeah just took 3 Tylenol PM and going to have a few beers
think Parisite bathes in human blood like Elisabeth Bathory. Except she's more evil. Parisite, that is.
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 8:10 pm
Holy shitface! I read about that on crimelibrary.com! What a psycho!
why is hooker hilton's face much paler then the rest of her? trying to go for that classic roman look? with arsenic i hope?
why is hooker hilton's face much paler then the rest of her? trying to go for that classic roman look? with arsenic i hope?
This is the face that a thousand men have wanked over. She should be called "Paris of a Thousand Glaze"
vlcupper | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:10 pm | #
My goodness. I love Clayton Forrestor too, but "Sexy"? Lawd have mercy!
god my kids & myself are spoiled *blushes* subscribed already!
KitKatWoman & her milkbags | 06.02.06 - 8:01 pm |
Wired magazine too? I didn't care that much for it, but it had some interesting stuff.
Cammie | 06.02.06 - 8:12 pm | #
Wanked over or wanked on?
vlcupper | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:10 pm | #
yeah - my FAVE is Pearl, I have to admit, but I also LOVE Dr Forrester!!!!!!!!! (obviously, hehe)
I used to have a radio show at my old university - my b-friend at the time loved Rush (shoulda tipped me off right there) and BEGGED me to play it - well, I agreed, bcs it would up the Canadian content, which was always necessary, but it KILLED ME to do it
going to look up Wired
She should be called "Paris of a Thousand Glaze"
Cammie | 06.02.06 - 8:12 pm | #
mmmmmmmmmmmm donuts........*drool*
get a taste at www.wired.com
spin, u not say hi to mousie anymore? *sniffles*
Wanked over or wanked on?
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 8:13 pm | #
'over, on, in' you name my dear lol! I'm sure there is a video out there somewhere.
vlcupper | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:10 pm | #
My goodness. I love Clayton Forrestor too, but "Sexy"? Lawd have mercy!
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 8:12 pm |
You're right. I've always creamed my pants over Mike. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
KitKatWoman & her milkbags | 06.02.06 - 8:13 pm | #
My 7 YO daughter just saw your avatar. Now she's going around chanting "Boobies, boobies, boobies" Oy vey!
BYE ALL!!!!!!-
Have a great weekend!
vlcupper | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:15 pm | #
I'd like to be the middle of a Joel/ Mike sammich myself.
Bye Sunny!
I guess the answer has be obvious for some time. She has no circulation to her head. That would explain the total lack of any brain activity.
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 8:15 pm | #
OMG I'M SO SORRY but I am laughing my big fat ass off
MOOOOUUUUUSSIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!
*pounces on mousie & licks face*
just didn't want you to feel neglected!
funeral make-up
KitKatWoman & her milkbags | 06.02.06 - 8:16 pm | #
It's ok, lol. I just hope Kbeeski doesn't post anything
'night Sunny! *sings" "the girls are at the bingo & the boys are gettin' stinko"
gallon milk jugs are back!
funeral make-up
Anonymous
now that you mention it...
O_o yeah that setup does look like that!
vlcupper | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:15 pm | #
yeah, I am NOT into blonde guys at all, BUT DAMN he's a cutie! Those dimples, that smile........mmmmmmm
Joel, meh, I liked him, but you know "not in that way" - we kept it platonic
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:19 pm | #
I don't know why, but he just did it for me, lol.
Spin!!!!!!!!!
I always feel like I have to greet you when you come in, like "Nooooooooooooooorm!"
uh oh, song just came on that makes me HYPER AS FUCK
*bouncing ALL over apartment*
funeral make-up
Anonymous
That or she has started to date Gene Simmons.
I don't know why, but he just did it for me, lol.
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 8:20 pm | #
I know he did!
I always thought he looked too damn sleepy, or stoned, I'm still not sure.....
Cammie | 06.02.06 - 8:20 pm | #
His tongue wouldn't be big enough for her. Ew.
His tongue wouldn't be big enough for her. Ew.
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 8:21 pm | #
ROTFL Blue Rose, you could just see her going "Is that all??"
'where everybody knows your naaaaaaaame!'
cooking flour
Two hundred plus years ago, when paler complexions were fashionable, some French and English women would use a white powder that was loaded with lead...this frequently led to brain and nerve poisoning.
Now we have a reason for Paris' brain-dead behavior!
Eye of newt.
I KNOW! She ate the ass out of krusty the klown!!! that's why she's all pale on her mug
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 8:22 pm | #
Interesting anon, and I just thought it was inbreeding.
i want to punch the wonky eye!
Now we have a reason for Paris' brain-dead behavior!
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 8:22 pm | #
that's right, I remember reading about that now that you mention it! I'm sure you can't get THAT powder any more, hehe, but, um, do they still make lead-based paint? We could ship her a can!
Fire Crotch's discharge!
and roman ladies used an arsenic base cosmetic to make their faces fashionably pale!
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:23 pm | #
Left over makeup she stole from house of wax
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:26 pm | #
God, if only!
i'm missing MK's Star Jones postings
big pouty lips
Paris Hilton uses *Carrot Top's* powder.
i know!
big pouty boobs?
huh?
yeah, I am NOT into blonde guys at all, BUT DAMN he's a cutie! Those dimples, that smile........mmmmmmm
Joel, meh, I liked him, but you know "not in that way" - we kept it platonic
jenner party killer
I know! I don't like blond guys either but he always looked damn good in that green jumpsuit.
Joel was cute and all but he always seemed to me like he'd a jerk in real life.
Dammit now I'm going to have to watch the Creeping Terror!
Maybe Paris is using some of Michael Jackson's left over makeup.
paris should have her movies shot in
wonk-o-vison
vlcupper | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:28 pm | #
Jenner and her avatars have sent me to my tape stash ALOT lately!
as a baby, she chewed the sides of her playpen which had been painted with leaded paint.
OLD & NEW PARIS
http://gossip.wordpress.com/
file...d_new_paris.jpg
Dammit now I'm going to have to watch the Creeping Terror!
vlcupper | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:28 pm | #
I don't have that one!!! I just downloaded The Incredible Melting Man, so I've been watching that the last few nights (every night
Everytime I download a new one, I gotta watch in nonstop for about a week straight b4 I move on to another episode
Addicted? Obsessed? naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
How much money did she spend to go from Avril Lavigne to Morgan Fairchild, is what I wanna know...
KitKatWoman & her milkbags | 06.02.06 - 8:30 pm | #
Can't decide which is worse.
Jenner and her avatars have sent me to my tape stash ALOT lately!
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 8:29 pm | #
personally, this is strictly me....i think she was better off with the dark hair.
she and eva longoria share the same make-up artist from their old clown school:
http://www.perezhilton.com/
topic...ay_20060226.php
formaldehyde
KitKatWoman & her milkbags | 06.02.
It looks like Dumb and Dumber.
i think she is better off OD'ing on pepto bismal
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 8:30 pm | #
My half-sister's cousin is Morgan Fairchild, which means....I am in no way related to her. Yay!
she and eva longoria share the same make-up artist from their old clown school:
http://www.perezhilton.com/ topic...ay_20060226.php
eyespy | 06.02.06 - 8:31 pm |
Awwww... did someone have colored skin issues? Hmm? Poor little wetback...
http://gossip.wordpress.com/ file...d_new_paris.jpg
KitKatWoman & her milkbags | 06.02.06 - 8:30 pm | #
I TRIED TELLING MY FRIEND she looked COMPLETELY different a few short years ago - now thanks to you I have proof! Neither the pics of her fat vadge in the bathing suit NOR the one of her tampon string in the white bikini were able to crush his desire for her - this MIGHT......
she and eva longoria share the same make-up artist from their old clown school:
http://www.perezhilton.com/ topic...ay_20060226.php
eyespy | 06.02.06 - 8:31 pm | #
SHIT! She looks like the Joker!
I hate Eva more than Paris. Eva is a bitchy, diva racist.
Poor little wetback...
pricolatino
i fell out of my chair at that!!!
she and eva longoria share the same make-up artist from their old clown school:
http://www.perezhilton.com/ topic...ay_20060226.php
eyespy | 06.02.06 - 8:31 pm | #
oh man the first time I saw that pic I LMFAO - yep, still cracks me up
preserved jizz.....she probably has jam jars full of the stuff....kind of like a jizz canibal.
De La Mer's cum and lavender cream
De La Mer's cum and lavender cream
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 8:35 pm | #
Ew, I can see her canning the stuff like spunk preserves.
Spunk Preserves sounds like a punk band name........
De La Mer's cum and lavender cream- Prico
At last she has an endorsement deal.
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:37 pm | #
I guess they could headline at Twatapalooza.
she and eva longoria share the same make-up artist from their old clown school:
http://www.perezhilton.com/ topic...ay_20060226.php
eyespy | 06.02.06 - 8:31 pm |
I would make a Joker comment, but I respect Jack Nicholson way too much.
Cuntopia
ewwwww!
spunk preserves
you shoulda seen it, i made a strange face at that!!!
vlcupper | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:38 pm | #
SHIT! She looks like the Joker!
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 8:33 pm | #
Beat you to it, lol.
is that like spoo glue?
I guess they could headline at Twatapalooza.
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 8:37 pm | #
ROTFL!!!
I guess they could headline at Twatapalooza.
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 8:37 pm | #
Spoogapalooza.....Cuntapalooza.... Vadgeapalooza......
LOL, Blue Rose....
Well, kiddies, I gotta go to the gym. Maybe I won't beat the shit out of all those skinny Korean bitches today. I have so much shit to do today.
Ta, my little monkeys!
later
vlcupper!
Bye Vlcupper!
Give em hell vicupper
I found this at the wired website, and I'm stupidly mesmerized by it... Don't know if the link will post properly, though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M...fmalcontents%
2F
vlcupper | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:40 pm | #
goodnight!!!!!!!
he looks like a bottom w/that goatee
I found this at the wired website, and I'm stupidly mesmerized by it...
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 8:41 pm | #
that happens to me with shiny objects
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 8:41 pm | #
Can't. Stop. Watching.
Prico...
that's pretty fucking cool. I can't stop watching....and as I watch...my head kinda bobs.
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 8:41 pm | #
I keep thinking someone is going to fill that plastic vase up with water!!
Fuck Copperfield and David Blaine, that guy is da shyt!!
I keep thinking someone is going to fill that plastic vase up with water!!
Cammie | 06.02.06 - 8:43 pm | #
wow. that's a guy who really knows how to play with his balls.
That's so wrong, Cammie. LOL
I keep thinking someone is going to fill that plastic vase up with water!!
Cammie | 06.02.06 - 8:43 pm | #
Now THAT would be fucking awesome.
And throw a giant rose into it, lol.
Hopefully fucking Anthrax y'all!!!
I know
Cammie....
I love this guy!
My burger should be here soon... Then I'll hopefully get to sit and eat while I watch Hoodwinked.
remember the Sondra PIll thread - people said they looked on youtube & saw her singin' "{Pump Up the Jam" - I typed in Sondra PIll but got NUTHIN' - anyone know where I can find it? I NEED TO SEE IT
Prico....
you got a stalker...
Oh SO home! gotta run, catch you all later!!
Wow, I got a nice stalker for a change! Hehe.
And throw a giant rose into it, lol.
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 8:45 pm | #
I pictured a daisy for some reason?
santorum
'night Cammie!
I love Prico!!! | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:45 pm | #
Aww, that's a nice change of pace around here.
I dont want anyone to drown the ball man. He is entertainment.
bye cammie!
santorum
jason | 06.02.06 - 8:47 pm | #
last guy didn't answer me so I'll ask you - is that from Savage Love?
my dog's butt musk oil
Jenner, if you open the video in youtube, her videos appear on a list on the right side.
Night Cammie!
It's Sondra Prill. With an R.
Night Cammie!
HOLY FUCK! I'm watching it now!!! She's wearing a trench coat at the beach!
LOL, took me like forever to realize she was saying "swim away". Bitch is a mess!
well, holy motherfucking shit. my gravater finally got approved.
HOLY FUCK! I'm watching it now!!! She's wearing a trench coat at the beach!
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 8:48 pm | #
ooooh the "interviewer" is HOT
It's Sondra Prill. With an R.
I love Prico!!! | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:48 pm | #
damn tha tMK, he had it as "Pill"
stardust...tongue planted firmly in cheek.
Actually, I think "Fill in the Blank" is a more appropriate title for this picture.
So wrong... watching her perform "Nasty Boys" now.
why is she singing it so ANGRILY?!?!?!!?
Her face is powdered with the white stuff you find on chicken shit.
serious question - was she IN on the joke? Or is it all serious!?!?!?!
Fuck, she's like a bipolar schizo tonedeaf 80's Bette Midler
and it's still not showing up. fuckers.
I JUST DON'T BELIEVE this was "early 90s" - there's just NO WAY - it has early/mid 80s WRITTEN ALL OVER IT
prill's voice is like fingernails down a chalkboard
*shudder*
NAsty Boys video = where all the members of Ratt, Winger, Warrant and White Snake ended up........
hey you! You got an avvie!!!! I should warn you though - Fancy is gonna KICK YOUR ASS
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:05 pm
BRING IT!!
This always cracks me the hell up, I keep going back to it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J...20funny%
20girls
the ground up bones of Nicole Ritchie
OMG, have you watched the Smile one yet?
*Flees in terror*
BRING IT!!
joliepittme | 06.02.06 - 8:57 pm | #
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
that won't be the FIRST time Jakey G avatars have landed people in fist fights!
omg that is stuff like me & my friends would do at sleepovers long ago!
PRICO - off topic, is Avenue D big in Miami? I know they're from there.... I *heart* them
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 8:57 pm | #
Shonen Knife have had a bad last few years, lmao.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
i've got new av!!!!
The only Avenue D I know is in New York City...
VANINA!!!! Welcome back!
Did you kick your kid to the curb? LOL
This always cracks me the hell up, I keep going back to it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J...?v=J...20funny%
20girls
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 8:57 pm | #
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!
AND BLUE ROSE - LOVE YOU FOR SHONEN KNIFE REFERENCE!!!!!!
"Catnip dream, catnip dream, catnip dream, oh oh oh"
YAY Vanina! Now I can tell for sure if it's you posting now, lol.
so do you all like my new av????
My kid is already asleep...
(finally )
The only Avenue D I know is in New York City...
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 9:03 pm | #
hm, you might like them..but then again you might hate them.......
either way, I love them
THey're filthy dirty sluts who sing about nothing but f*ckin' - GOOD STUFF
vanina!
*waves*
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:04 pm | #
I used to walk while listening to them. I looked like a loon bopping my head around, lol.
i like the new grav!
hey ....it should be
vanina and the wave!
(you know...like katrina & the waves)
pounces on mousie & licks face*
just didn't want you to feel neglected!
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 8:17 pm
I feel so much better now! I went away for 20 mins and feel so out of the loop!
gosh mousie!
making a new batch at the meth lab?
Hey Vanina.
I dont see a new av. Guess I gotta toss me cookies.
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:06 pm | #
OK!!!!!
20 minutes?!?!?!??!?!?
Vanina and the Thonged Gauchos
Mousie McFartsicle | 06.02.06 - 9:06 pm | #
What were you doing, Mousie? Hmm? HMM?
I used to walk while listening to them. I looked like a loon bopping my head around, lol.
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 9:06 pm | #
yeah, they're pretty "hyper inducing"!!!!!!!!
Ok, cookies tossed and I still see everyone's same avvies. Ugh.
hey vanina! I'm seeing a headless chick in a white shirt - do I need to toss the cookies or am I good?
Vanina and the Thonged Gauchos
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST)
i almost spilled my water!
Why is it that every time I toss my cookies, my avvie disappears? I put my email addy back in the right spot. Fucking tempermental Avvie. Snot nosed rose.
Bonnie Blue | 06.02.06 - 9:08 pm | #
Now I can't see yours!
Snot nosed rose.
Bonnie Blue | 06.02.06 - 9:09 pm | #
Hey NOW! lol
You're good, jenner.
Not you blue rose....the actual blue rose. Wait...ugh...nevermind...you know what I mean
You're good, jenner.
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 9:10 pm | #
aw, thanks! That was so unexpected, I........oh you mean the avvie shucks......
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:09 pm | #
I'm seeing a headless chick in a white shirt with black polka dots.
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 9:08 pm | #
OK!!!!!
Prico!!!
what is Colin doing there???
didn't you know that when he came here he spent one night french kissing Maradona????
LOL!!!
There is it. Tempermental Bitch!
Blue...I may hand this avvie over to you if it keep misbehaving!
making a new batch at the meth lab?
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:07 pm
You wish. Wait your turn bitch!
Blie Rose - I was getting my whiskers waxed.
vanina - we so need to tawk, sloot!
LOL, the headless chick is Vanina. She had no avatar for days.
jenner..you should get scout to put a toungue on this guy so he sticks his toungue out at you and wiggles it!!!
I wish he'd french kiss me...
DAMMIT! Don't make me do a raid!!!
vanina - we so need to tawk, sloot!
Mousie McFartsicle | 06.02.06 - 9:11 pm | #
*sits back, listens*
Bonnie Blue | 06.02.06 - 9:11 pm | #
The little dickens!
vanina and the thonged gauchos | 06.02.06 - 9:11 pm | #
Kissing WHO?
Goodbye, people! For now... My burger's here and we're gonna watch Hoodwinked. Have fun!
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:12 pm | #
and defile Dr Forrester????!?! NEVER!!!!!! But it would be funny....*emails Scout*
pricolatino (HOME AT LAST) | 06.02.06 - 9:13 pm | #
Colin or Maradona?????
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:12 pm
No, no, no, no, no, no, NOO!!
Bye Prico!
bye prico!
Enjoy the burger Prico
We need to set up a dlisted chatroom!
but blue rose it would be FUNNNYYYY!
'night prico - I still don't understand why you'd wanna make out with Maradonna, but to each his own....
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:14 pm | #
BLASPHEMER!!
vanina - we so need to tawk, sloot!
Mousie McFartsicle | 06.02.06 - 9:11 pm | #
Mousie, what happened???
bye Prico!!!!!
bye prico, you pisser!
We need to set up a dlisted chatroom!
Bonnie Blue | 06.02.06 - 9:15 pm | #
oh no, you said it out loud....I smell trolls a'comin.......
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:15 pm
Now CROW with his tongue hanging out would be funny, but not Dr. F.
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:14 pm | #
BLASPHEMER!!
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 9:15 pm | #
I wouldn't do it, don't worry - I CAN'T do it, I just can't *cries, begs Dr Forrester's forgiveness for even considering it*
Jenner...nah, the trolls wont come back. Fuck em.
Now CROW with his tongue hanging out would be funny, but not Dr. F.
Blue Rose
hmmmmmmmmmm
*imagines it*
i think you might be right!!!
Mousie, what happened???
vanina the headless chick | 06.02.06 - 9:15 pm | #
yeah, Mousie, what happened? *holds glass to ear*
Ok, I'm bored again. I need entertaining. I'm like a kid tonight. I think it's cabin fever.
14 carat gold
nick carter and stavros' dried white dingleberries
yeah, Mousie, what happened? *holds glass to ear*
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:18 pm |
with what? am I that lame?
oh fuck!!! dinner's ready and my hub's calling me!!!!
i'll be back as soon as i can!!!!
Ok, I'm bored again. I need entertaining. I'm like a kid tonight. I think it's cabin fever.
Bonnie Blue | 06.02.06 - 9:19 pm | #
throw on some music - I only had about 3 hours sleep last night, but my music's gettin' me all hyper - Ladytron, highly recommend for hyperness......
*cups ears*
with what? am I that lame?
Mousie McFartsicle | 06.02.06 - 9:20 pm | #
ok, *holds Flintstones horn to ear, listens*
Good lord, she's a mess.
Jenner. My ears hurt...they are recovering....saw Pearl Jam last night...so, I'm not doing the music thing tonight. I need to get my hearing back.
MCFUCKERZZZ | 06.02.06 - 9:20 pm
Bitch, leave Hagface out of this! bitches, hold me BACK!
too, too easy...my answers have already been taken...
WHAT?
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING!
MCFUCKERZZZ | 06.02.06 - 9:20 pm | #
Mousie has exclusive rights to Nick's dingleberries.
*holds back mousie*
look! cheetos!
*pulls out back & shakes it*
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:24 pm | #
DAMN YOU I WAS GONNA DO THAT
Bitch, leave Hagface out of this! bitches, hold me BACK!
Mousie McFartsicle | 06.02.06 - 9:23 pm | #
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
*hands mousie a crack pipe to calm her down*
Mousie has exclusive rights to Nick's dingleberries.
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 9:24 pm
You and spin got the clue, dammit! Mess with Hagface, and you fucked!
look! cheetos!
*pulls out back & shakes it*
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:25 pm | #
*making calling my cats noises* c'mere, Mousie! C'mere! THAAAAAAT'S a good girl!!!!
mmm, yummy cheetos! mmmm....don't want me to eat them all up do you!
dried hobo jizz
aw the poor hobos are taking a BEATING because of this Parasite twat
Spin...you're gonna have to hand those cheetos over here since Prico left without leaving a cake!
What is all that hair on her right breast in the 2nd picture. Did a cat crawl up her dress or something?!!! Check it out.
yeah, only fair.
*hands bonnie blue bag of cheetos*
c'mere, Mousie! C'mere! THAAAAAAT'S a good girl!!!!
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:28 pm ''*squeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak*
Thanks spin!
*hugs*
What is all that hair on her right breast in the 2nd picture. Did a cat crawl up her dress or something?!!! Check it out.
cookie | 06.02.06 - 9:33 pm | #
I can't see it.....I'm TRYING but i can't....maybe that's for the best, actually
^_^
The ground up ashes of dead babies.
That's HOTT!
maybe brandon davis nuzzled her...no, then it would be a grease spot
cookie | 06.02.06 - 9:33 pm | #
OMG, I see it!
that's what happens when you crawl on the floor looking for your crackpipe!
maybe brandon davis nuzzled her...no, then it would be a grease spot
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:36 pm | #
yeah, like someone just wiped her tit with a pizza, or a chicken wing....
By the way, she has sweaty cleavage. EWWW!
OMG, I see it!
Blue Rose | 06.02.06 - 9:37 pm | #
really?!??!!? I seriously can't!!! Now I feel left out
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:38 pm | #
The bottom left picture. Look at the right side of her dress. Clear as day.
Blue Rose - I just saw your comment re: Steven Segal So I headed over to bearshare, and I got ONE RESULT - Wu Tang Clan vs Steven Segal - WTF?!?!?!?!?
I am downloading it now....
jenner party killer
look on the right boob after you click on the pic to enlarge it...you'll see some dark hairs on her tit
^^ Might help to click on it first to enlarge it, unless you have Superman vision, lol.
jenner party killer | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:39 pm | #
Well damn, let me go search the couch cusions for loose change, lol.
*wails* I CAN'T SEE IT *sobs*
But again, I've had about 3 hours sleep & my vision is fuzzy as is, so....
I'd like to think Paris has a hairy breast as much as the next person, but look at the whole right side of the photo... I think she's standing by someone with long blonde hair
*cushions
poor jenner....
hiya scout!
hey spin et al!
scout | 06.02.06 - 9:41 pm | #
Either that or it's transfer from her palms.
or her feet!
blue rose
Hey Scout
Night everyone....It is time for me to go do somthing productive. Have a great night all!
bye bonnie blue!
time for me to go too.....maybe bbl
Night Bonnie and Spin.
hey Scout! Night Spin & Bonnie Blue!
I'm out too, peeps, I am STARVING and must scrounge for food in the barren cupboards
Blue Rose - I'll let ya know how Wu Tang fares against Steven Segal
anyone left?
She uses ground up fetuses flushed out of her snooch.
And WHY OH WHY does she wear those damn contacts? What's the fucking point???
Night Jenner, I want the detes! lol
I guess I'll skedaddle as well. Night Scout and anyone else who's here!
I have that effect on people Shondi... everyone leaves!
andrea | 06.02.06 - 9:51 pm | #
OOH, I LOVE your avatar!!
Magnets. Which explains the eye.
'night everyone that left when I arrived!!!
What is "clown makeup?" Alex.
scout | 06.02.06 - 9:53 pm | #
Oh, Pashaw, Scout! My kiddo is trying to hijack the computer. Little demon child.
you hookers! loves ya !
Ok, I'll give you that one Blue Rose. I actually just wrestled mine back from my kid!
jenner, if you are still here...just posted on your blog!
I have that effect on people Shondi... everyone leaves!
scout | 06.02.06 - 9:52 pm | #
popped back in for a sec - Scout, you can change your name to party killer, too - same thing happened in EVERY thread I popped into when I got home from work!!!!
'night for real now
Mousie, that cuke....you know about my food fetish!!!! Loved that e mail!
jenner, if you are still here...just posted on your blog!
Shondi | Homepage | 06.02.06 - 9:55 pm | #
I LIED I'M BACK - sweet, Shondi, I'll check it out!
OK gone again - damn, I'm worse than Asslister!!!!
Insecticide? Ortho's Mites'B'Gone Dust perhaps?
Drew, I love your avatar...that movie rocked!!!
kinkajou smegma (or whatever exotic animal Baby Love is, or was).
just kidding. it actually looks like she is using a think slathering of SPF 75 sunsreen.
She has a speed bump on her right ear. WTF
her dead braincells
she looks very pale and shiny - my guess is talk powder and her lubricant
or what Tim said... ^^
Shondi - i am such a hooch!
talc ^^
damn can't type tonight..
Double swapped cum, riddled in herpe pus...topped with an ever so light layer of blow.
Only the best for this classy ho!
Mousie McFartsicle | 06.02.06 - 10:07 pm | #
No, Mousie, not you! BTW, the Hagface show is gonna be the shiznit!
uses her yeast infection, craps and dry pussy juice as powder.
i was gonna say dried cum too. but now i wanna say dried breast milk from one of her gf's that actually have tits
Now I show up and everyone leaves! *waaaaaaaa*
Dried Suri Fetus.
oh fuck!!!i'm alone tonigh...
Spackle.
Oh wait, spackle isn't a powder-like substance. I'll go back to my previous answer... radioactive waste.
Hi, vanina! Hi, pats!
Bitch definitely looks radioactive.
Hi heartsflowers! I haven't been on much in the evenings the past few months. Used to be on all the time at night.
Hi vanina! Didn't mean to leave you out!
Yeah, me, too! Seems like I am just on in the mornings, now...afternoons never. Family is gone for awhile.
Of course, the one time I got on in the afternoon, I shoot my mouth off on a political thread! So...no more! I'm a lover, not a fighter! Pass me a drink, doll!
Gold Bond antifungal powder, Monistat and plaster of Paris.
I am a night owl, but the main reason why I've been keeping weird hours the past few years is because my two daughters tag-team me. They never seem to sleep at the same time. Things are finally getting better though.
booger sugar
Alum.. It worked in all the Warner Bros. Cartoons.
Politics, ugh. I hate discussing politics. It is so divisive and NOT FUN. The old saying about not discussing politics or religion in polite company is very wise.
How old are your daughters...cuz I have a teenage son that will be the death of me...I am sure my hours will get later and later!
pats, you are so right about the political discussions...never again! I would much rather make fun of Parastite and what appears to be an unfortunate Ebola accident!
Maybe her face is just really dry and ashy. My second guess is flour.
(anon 11.04 is me)Oh no wait! That's what she looks like, I was trying to think of it: It's like she rubbed her face in the chalk lines on a baseball field.
My daughters are little. One is five, and the other one is almost three. The younger one is evil. I joke that she must have a 666 birthmark somewhere on her body that we haven't found yet. Actually her sleep disturbances were mainly because when she was a baby she had severe eczema, which is an chronic itchy rash. Thankfully it's not much of a problem any more. I barely ever got more than a couple hours sleep. I coped by drinking a lot of caffeine(or beer!) and surfed the Internet.
crusty dickcheese
(anon 11.04 is me)Oh no wait! That's what she looks like, I was trying to think of it: It's like she rubbed her face in the chalk lines on a baseball field.
Anonymous | 06.02.06 - 11:06 pm | #
Better yet, the USC football team was screwing her ass from behind on the field.
The ground up bones of little children
Your children are little...I wish mine still was...glad your little one is getting better.
Anthrax powder.
Lead-based makeup. (I wish)
Thx heartsflowers. I know that I'm gonna miss it when they are no longer little, but some days I wish the littlest one would just hurry up and get older. She desperately wants to do the same things her sister does, but is too little. She gets very frustrated and her screaming will pop your eardrums. Evil, I tell ya!
PARIS SUCKS, check out my new blog
ur all so fucking perfect huh??? Here is an idea, why don't u get ur fat asses off the computer and get a fucking LIFE!!!
I can't even imagine what it will be like to have a teenager. That scares the shit out of me.
ur all so fucking perfect huh??? Here is an idea, why don't u get ur fat asses off the computer and get a fucking LIFE!!!
FUCK YOU ALL!! | 06.02.06 - 11:33 pm | #
My ass isn't fat.
Go back to perezhilton where you belong, dipshit.
the bones of aborted infants
Nicole ritchie's TOE JAM ,Tinkerbels slobber, Fat bastard's Balls Sweat,My used maxi pad yup a bitt of all that mixed together
bisquick?
"ur all so fucking perfect huh??? Here is an idea, why don't u get ur fat asses off the computer and get a fucking LIFE!!!" FUCK YOU ALL!!
Pats! Here's my teenager now!
Chihuahua cremains
Bird flu virus.
Oh geez, heartsflowers! What a nightmare. LMAO
Yes, isn't he precious! Thank gawd for Miss Clariol! (and booze)
LMAO!
Of course, it goes without saying...I live and breathe for that kid and, as teenagers go, he has been pretty easy...but then, there are some days.........
Speaking of...here he comes...must go pat him down and breathalize him! Good night, Pats...good to talk to you!
Hello, all! I see we are talking teenagers...I don't have any yet, but three pending! Scary! 
Shit, I always clear a room!!!
Stem cells from Katie Holmes placenta? (or at least what's left after Tom's gourmet feast)
She feasts on the blood of Christian babies.
Yep. This parenting stuff is not for the faint of heart. I know that childless people think us breeders are boring dorkasses, but damn, parenting is some hardcore shit. Very tough.
OK I'll stop yammering on about parenting. Back to smegma dust and baby-eating.
Perez Hilton's Mitchum for Women. She got her ugly snout stuck in his armpit at Cannes.
Goodnight heartsflowers!
**we now return to our regularly scheduled programming**
SARAN WRAP!
i just heard her song and its alright, but its soo not her singing
meth residue.
Mitchum. For Men.
Hey Vanina & Jenner (just got home when you are probably just foing out
Paris Hilton uses Brandon Davis as powder.
Jennifer Aniston's dried up dairy.
Somebody probably already said this one... Asbestos.
Shondi, you didn't clear the room, LOL. People get to chatting a bit too long and clear out before they start chatting with the people that just arrived.
OK I'm outta here. TTFN!
I think she's using correctional fluid -- trying to correct something so very wrong. I especially love the spagghetti strap scars on her collarbone. Nice, Paris.
id
not i.d., the id related to the superego, see?
low socioeconomic status crushed baby
She's using MAC Studio Fix foundation. That stuff makes anyone look like a clown.
ur all fucking worthless pieces of shit!!! u need to get lives!!!
Brandon Davis' Crack Sweat:D
Brandon Davis' Crack Sweat:D
Leela | 06.03.06 - 2:12 am | #
*vomits*
Daddy Hilton's diarrhea and dick dust.
Her Herpes scab
@ FUCK YOU ALL!! | 06.03.06 - 1:53 am | #
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Paris, is that you?
Paris Hilton uses...her jizz-saturated endrocrine system by which her pores secrete jizzy sweat and dries up to create a white crust that acts...as powder.
f*ck, i meant exocrine
Dried jizz.
And MK, and you please don't leave a post about Paris last? It's really terrible to see that Parasite's face the moment I come here.
thats NOT hot.
Wow. I'm not fan of Paris but geez you really have to wonder just how you all would look under the harsh glare of a digital flash camera. I was gonna make a snarky comment until I read all these comments. No one is clever, you're all just plain hateful and gross. So sad. And even worse, I'm sure 1/2 of you are women writing these vengeful remarks and are inadvertantly encouraging it. Just hope you all can hold your heads high when someone at your office or your Wal-Mart fu*king board *bored* rooms (or whatever you do that makes you hate an insipid little blond that much)make these sort of remarks to your face.
creosote and napalm
I hope agent orange!
ps JUNK FEUD IS BACK
Clown sperm. It's funny cause it's true.
She covers her fugly face with the same I wanna be white foundation used by Michael Jackson. Kubuki actors and Geshias use this white chalk as well
Pouring coffee for everyone.
sup' bitches
my avatar finally shows! fuck ya!
Bleached sharts
dirtstar juice
eeuwww prico's! LOL!
too funny.
christine your avatar is the same as my screensaver. That bunny is so cute!!
HEY! I heard that!
So where is everybody?
Brandon Davis' coke boogers
Ground Dead Babies. They're a delicacy. An aquired taste, much like Parasite.
Paris Hilton uses asbestos as powder
cuz she is so damn fucking stupid that skanky whore of a rancid sow eat shit cum guzzling freak face idiot ho.
who the hell are these people havin' sympathy for a Hilton? Have you ever heard the retarded BS that comes (cums?) out of her mouth? According to the Gospel of Paris she is the be all and end all of everything. Because Daddy is fucking loaded! I dis this bitch because she needs to take two planes with her when she travels, one for her and her friends, and one for her fucking ego!!! And, when I'm rich and people know me, MK, and all y'all can dis on me too!!! I'd be disappointed if you didn't!!!
I know, I love the bunny, ain't he the cutest?
I have zero sympathy for Paris.
she could be doing something meaningful with her life.
the bones of chinese babies whom she has abdcuted, starved, killed, dried, stripped, their bones bleached and crushed using a stone mill pushed by child laborers in a remote part of northwestern china. it takes 100 chinese babies to make .01 grams of this stuff but paris applies it with a big puff pad. you don't want to know how she gets her lipstick. oh yes, and her cunt smells only the way a billionaire's cunt would smell.
matthew, laugh my ass off~
wtf ?
She looks uber fugly on these pictures..
tang...it's what the astronauts drink....
Oh please... it's just her dandruff that fell off her head and stuck to her drunk ass face.
Cocaine
she forgot to rematch her foundation to her tan... it happens... get over it
Condom residue
She's using MAC Studio Fix foundation. That stuff makes anyone look like a clown.
Paki Bitch | 06.03.06 - 1:44 am | #
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i was going to say that!!! i'm so sad that i actually know the make up shes wearing. i admit it i'm a make-up fiend
Matthew B. Dougherty | 06.03.06 - 9:55 am
Matthew, that's hilarious However, you have thrown me off with the smell thing. I imagine a billionaire's.. ehem.. to smell like rose petals and honeysuckle or something.. since they should be able to afford such magical treatments.
dry wall mud
Paris looked in the mirror with a wonky eye.Know the sequence Paris.
Makeup
coke
out
not...
coke
makeup
out.
Dried Brandon Davis SMEGMA
her manfeet to grind down boulders found on PCH.
Dead man's cum
I just came in from working in my garden for an hour, it's hella humid here and i'm pretty sure I still look and smell cleaner than paris.
oh, yeah. that's because i have the sweat of honest labor, not the sweat of coke snorting, taxi peeing, herpes fucking no clothes wearing sex tape making.
that's it.
she's so not cute! even if that make up was done properly she still would not be attractive. don't understand the hype...
dead men cum? that's reassuring. thanks.
"Paris Hilton uses CAUSTIC SODA as powder"
Vanina, is that you? Waving frantically
Hey Christine!!!!
*kissing Christine*
how's garden?
man!!! i wish i had one, even that i'm really bad at it!!!!
HI, I'd kiss you back, but you're headless, what happened?
Yeah, love the garden, but it's a bitch of a lot of work! backbreaking work.
I do a co-opt with my nieghbors, my land and we share the produce. I'm waiting on one of them to come over, meanwhile, I'm taking a break - what you up to?
When is your birthday Micheal K?
FLOUR aka DRY CUM lol
hey if you guys like this site you'll like mine too!!! check it out!!
http://celebvent.blogspot.com
i'm headless because i haven't got one decent pic of my face!!!
anyway...i live in a very small apt and the only thing i have is a very small yard...
i'm waiting for my hub to come back the library so i can give him lunch and clean the place!!!
didnt you guys know....its the new trend.....rub cocaine all over your face.....its time release (through the pores) and its works like BOTOX too.....it NUMBS your FACE!!...im suprised that Lindsy BLOhan has not caught up with the trend yet.....or was it so LAST SEASON for her?
...her already burnt CDs ashes...
you can garden, do containers! you know, big pots, you can do herbs, cherry tomatos, flowers, etc.
enjoy your lunch, I'm back out, break's over, dammit! LOL!
Does anybody know how the break up did ? Please let me know so i can giggle away .
whatever it is, she still looks as oily as brandon davis.
fyi, no one gives a shit about your kids.
fyi, no one gives a shit about your kids.
anon y moose | 06.03.06 - 1:19 pm
I do.
She looks like a pigeon in the 2nd pic...the only non-profile pic of her. Now, I know why she always takes profile shots.
Why is her damn face so greasy/shiny. It looks like she uses fried chicken as her primary moisturizer.
Mousie!!
Who was talkinga bout their kids??
Where is MK today???? Im tired of looking at Parasite's smegma, cocaine, sharty cooter juiced dirtstar face.
No clue Fancy. I was just being difficult.
OMFG! tmz.com has Parisite's new single! MY EARS!
paris hilton uses a mixture of Scott Storch and three six mafia's( her record producers) fart dust, and Brandon Davis's dried up premature ejaculation juice as powder.
Jess 1:53| Sorry but your site is too lame for me . And all the wanna be stars you have are BORING.............
Fancy, it's all rainy here and shit. MK probably stayed in bed with the BF. Being lazy.
JESS 12:53 | Nice try though .
Its rainy here too. It sucks ass.
Hey...
Yeah...rain sucks...we got it here too mousie.
I'm not going out in this shit, I'll melt.
Bonnie! Not even on a Meloni hunt? Pfft! He's here in CT this weekend.
Hmm, for Meloni I might go out but as you said, he's in CT. So, no use going around the corner.
You are at Prico's?? I am almost there!
I hear ya. I dodged raindrops earlier to get a coffee. If it has to rain, then I want thunder, dammit!
It`s all sunshine here in Az . But hot as hell out there , the temp is 95F my ass hole is sweating !
Yeah, no thunder here either. Just lots o rain. But...When Harry met Sally is on so, I'm watching. Love this movie...but my tv keeps going out because of the rain. Damned DirecTV!
moon dust
I's rather 95 and dry than 80 and wet!
Crystalized whale nut.
Yeah, Fancy, I'm here but I am shooting up north in a little while to pick up the Canadian bitches. Prico's palce is awesome!
Bonnie Blue | So true , time to make some tea and go for a swim .
I wish MK would post something new so I dont have to keep on seeing Paris' face everytime I load Dlisted!!!
Anyways, hope everyone has a good weekend. Im in SoCal where it is going to be a hot one in the valley. I will probably go to the beach. Everybody is invited to come along!!
Thanks Mimi but we're all at Prico's cottage in South Beach for the DListed Convention.
The new Parasite single is AWFUL! Naomi Campbell's shit is better than this.
PARIS Hilton wrecks lives. Just ask Robert "Millsy" Mills, an Australian "American Idol" contestant who had a one-night stand with the bed-hopping heiress in Sydney three years ago. He was snapped by paparazzi standing on her balcony the next morning and has been so ridiculed about it that he's fled the country in embarrassment to hide out in Thailand. "People just refer to him as the guy who had the romance with Paris Hilton - but he just wishes it had never happened," says his mom, Bronwyn, who's worried her son's recording career has stalled.
Hey you guys!! HELP ME!! I am locked in Prico's bathroom doing lines and I cant get out- I think I am locked in.
Hmm. Whats in the medicine chest...?
What are these Today sponges for? and all these enemas for??
HAHA Mousie
Poor dude is so ashamed he left the country!!
New post.
CokeMonkey, those sponges are mine. Whoops!
Hey Mousie!!!
And the enema's with the extra LARGE control bulb sac!?!?!?
Fancy, his dick melted off!
Coke - now THAT belongs to prico! lol
Shitty freaking weather here. (NJ)Crappy weekend. Just checking in. MK bailed?
I want to update one of my answers from yesterday. I said "anthrax powder", which is stupid. It should be "anthrax spores".
TIA
Coke - It's crappy here, too, so MK must be being a lazybones today.
pats - gimme some of your vodka!
cocaine
Shiloh pitt= Piloh o Shitt - I heard
lol
DIdnt MK move to LA?
COke - he's from LA.
Voddie for everyone!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I gotta go to my hubby's family reunion later on today. Oh, the drama! At least there will be beer.
TTFN
MOusie...you coming to pick me up too? I'm on the way...past NYC right to FL. I'll bring some extra crank for the ride.
hanks Mimi but we're all at Prico's cottage in South Beach for the DListed Convention.
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 1:53 pm | #
Aww, okay I understand. I may head out to Malibu and I'll give you guys an update if I see Britney at Starbucks or KFED at the ATM.
Mimi, if you see Nick Carter, take detailed notes and get your ass back here!
On my way, Bonnie!
I think MK should put Kim Richards (Paris Hilton's aunt) as a Dlisted slut. Anybody that lived during the 70s knows who this girl is. I soooo wanted to be her, especially after Escape from Witch Mountain came out:
http://www.spookyempire.com/
pop_...m_richards.html
Mimi, if you see Nick Carter, take detailed notes and get your ass back here!
On my way, Bonnie!
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 2:23 pm | #
LMAO
Nick Carter???!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, I do have a funny Malibu story--I once had lunch sitting next to Anthony Hopkins at the Marmalade Cafe in Malibu. Hannibal the Canabal! Actually I think he was eating a turkey sandwich!
why does she always try to tilt her head. you can still see her long hooked bird beak. she is not fooling anyone.
LMAO
Nick Carter???!!!!!!!!!!
The Real Mimi | 06.03.06 - 2:28 pm
Hells yeah! He is hawt! And WAY younger than my decrepit ass!
why does she always try to tilt her head. you can still see her long hooked bird beak. she is not fooling anyone.
Kathy Hilton - 4 MOM OF THE YE | 06.03.06 - 2:32 pm
Because of her wonky eye.
Hola tadpoles! Just have a quick minute to pop in and offer my contribution to the list of possible powder ingredients. I'm going to have to go with genital wart fungal spores mixed with the crud that deposits itself in the corners of the lips of mouth-breathers.
Mousie you can do so much better than Nick Carter. And may I remind you that he's been inside Paris? Unless of course they didn't have sex. But what is the chance of that??
Mousie...
I'll be right outside waiting. You'll recognize me because I'll be the fatass with the cheeto dust surrounding me.
The Real Mimi | 06.03.06 - 2:24 pm | #
Kim rocks, I can't believe she has the misfortune of being related to this herpetetic beast.
Okay Bonnie! *flooring the Hummer*
Hi Blue Rose!
Mimi - I know but I can't help myself. I'm such a dirty bitch!
She is gorgeous,such a babe,great singer and doe'snt slut around....shit,this is'nt theShirley Manson post!!Crap,i'm off.........
Bastardo....cute.
Mousie....I await the arrival of the hummer! ROAD TRIP!
ElB! Ya scared me for a minute there!
El Bastardo | 06.03.06 - 3:03 pm | #
Hey Mousie!
Bonnie, got any schlitz?
jenner - MK never emailed me your addy!
jenner - MK never emailed me your addy!
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 3:14 pm
Ditto, Jenner.
Douchebag water
Scared you people,what about me-i wrote gorgeous,babe,great singer and not a slut on a Paris post(first time ever?),off to docs for a lobotomy
Mouise....I'll go get some schlitz. Maybe I can find it somehwere.
Okay!
it's not powder... she's turning pale cause of the herpes.... bitch needs medical/psychiatric help!!!!
Paris Hilton uses Nicky as Powder.
dried elepant jizz!!
Hemorrhoid cream
the ashes of the money she burns through
Her yellow vaginal discharge.
come on who isn't going to say sperm when it's Parasite!hahaha!
Find the answer at http://www.hollywoodgrind.com
Does she ever go anywhere without those stupid blue contacts? They look so fake!
Her powder is definately imported from Columbia!!!!!
Flea Powder
Tinkerbells Flea Powder
Dried out stim-cells.
the souls of aborted fetuses.
Michael Jackson's flaked off skin
Nicole Ritchie's dried up vomit
Paris Hilton uses
"PEREZ HILTON'S JIZZ"
as powder
~ohmy~ | 06.02.06 - 6:51 pm | #
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LMFAO, I was trying to think of a Perez-inspired answer!
just way too easy!!!!
nothing. shes a greasy pale bitch naturally.
Same thing as the Tin Man uses
Rat poison?
Dried casper the friendly ghost cum.
A mixture of dried out Vagasil and ground up crabs.
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