hellos ir mk take a break
its the weekend slowdown
I said quiet you!
Why are these people relevant? Parisite's ego is so massive, if she read how much we hate her, she'd just say we're jealous. I am jealous of two things: her money and that she hit it with Hagface. That's it.
I said quiet you!
anonymous | 06.03.06 - 3:08 pm | #
pink you can't fool with people's MK/dlisted obsession
on topic - someone relaly screwed up Courtney Love's nostrils....I'm assuming there was a nose job, and that's not some sort of deviated septum/nasal passages collapsing issue........BUT SHE'S TRYING and I always liked Hole, so I'll leave it at that
The other 2 can bash themselves over the head - repeatedly - with full bottles of champagne
Shit, that picture of Clove scared the bejesus out of me.
In paris´case she knows the alcohol will make her sloppy eye sloppier and in jessicas case that she will once again get fucked by someone else other than her husband.
why does she have that huge bag in front of her? check out my blog!
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 3:09 pm | #
I'd like to have her $$$.........um, yeah, that's it.............
Did Jessica have some work done too?
She acctually looks pretty.
jenner, MK doesn't love us anymore! He never passed our email addys to each other! 
Maybe he's jealous we're at prico's?
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 3:15 pm | #
Mousie!!! i thought we were still traveling...
Vanina, you need to change your name-you've got head in that pic.
jessica brough the bag to put all the free champagne she's expecting to get...
^^ I meant you've got A head in that pic, lol.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 3:18 pm | #
OK!!!
jenner, MK doesn't love us anymore! He never passed our email addys to each other! Maybe he's jealous we're at prico's?
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 3:15 pm | #
well, considering he didn't post anything new today unil even after I'D finally woken up, I'm gonna wait to yell at him until after he's had an hour or 2 to have a shower, a coffee, & post more things
AFTER THAT'S IT'S ON
Vanina, you need to change your name-you've got head in that pic.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 3:18 pm | #
Courtney Love is the best looking one of the three...
Paris Hilton sucked the shit out my asshole then used it as a facial . I tried to make her stop but she raped my poor brown eye . 
Now my eye twitches every now and then why.....
jenner | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 3:20 pm | #
Whip his ass! I wanna see Seagal sing, DAMMIT!
I was told recently by a friend that I looked like Courtney Love. I was just about ready to smack that fucking bitch! Well, maybe a little... but without the overinflated lips and yeast infested vag.
vanina, you need to get with it. We got here last night but you were so fucking high, you didn't even know where you were! 
I go to go get the Canadian bitches now since jennifer ran the helicooter into some dude's house while she was trying to land it!
The only thing these three have going for them is that they're all natural blonde's!!
What do you mean they're not?Crap,whatta trio of sperm-monkey's!!
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 3:22 pm | #
Oh no, were her lips deployed at least?
isnt courtney a recovering addict? what the hell is she doin there???
well dom perignon rep is now ruined...
the value of champagne has lowered..
Blue Rose - her flaps were not deployed at all, dammit. Do I need to start taking names in here?
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 3:22 pm | #
Gee!!!! i'm not used to drinking and partying and flying...
not to mention all that crazy orgy we had in the helicooter...
i still ache all over...
BLUE ROSE (you still in this thread?) I googles Leather Tuscadero and THIS came up - !?!?!?!?!??!?!
http://www.annotatedmst.com/epis...s/agentforharm/
jenner | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 3:20 pm | #
Whip his ass! I wanna see Seagal sing, DAMMIT!
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 3:21 pm | #
uh oh, was I supposed to email VIDEO of him singing?!?!?!? I just downloaded a song I was gonna email...AND THE QUEST STILL CONTINUES THEN
They know how to drink it straight from the bottle ala Courtney, or mix it with "co-cola and peanuts" like that hick Jessica or "douche" with it like Gay Paree Hilton.
why does she have that huge bag in front of her? check out my blog!
jess | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 3:13 pm | #
YOU SO have to put that before pic of perez on your blog as an avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Courtney loooks better but i don't think i wanna see her in a champagne event...
jenner | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 3:29 pm | #
No, no that's fine. I'm sure the audio is just as painful,lol.
jenner | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 3:27 pm | #
Damn I made a comment about that but it didn't show up! There was a reference to her in that one:
Yay! It’s Leather Tuscadero!
Leather Tuscadero was a character on the TV series Happy Days, which ran from 1974 to 1984. The part was played by actress Suzi Quatro (b. 1950).
No, no that's fine. I'm sure the audio is just as painful,lol.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 3:31 pm | #
yes indeed - well, in all honesty unless it's the power of the studio at work, the man does have a decent voice...HOWEVER it's still Steven Segal, so....(hint - he is SO trying to channel stevie ray vaughn in his music - WRONG STEVE, SEGAL! YOU'RE THE OTHER ONE!
vanina the halfheaded chick | 06.03.06 - 3:26 pm
What did I tell you about orgies in helicooters? *glaring* You were out o' control!
vanina looks all sweet & demure, but I GUARANTEE she'll be the drunkest, highest and most sexed-up at prico's
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 3:34 pm | #
Sad part is that i CAN'T remember anything!!!!
Courtney Love is the best looking one of the three...
scout | 06.03.06 - 3:21 pm | #
you KNOW there's something wrong WHEN
jenner | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 3:35 pm | #
Jenner!!!
...you are RIGHT!!!!!!
vanina blacked out in helicoot | 06.03.06 - 3:36 pm | #
In addition to being wasted, I heard that you were haning on the helicooter propellers and you hit your head. That's the word on the street.
*hanging
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 3:38 pm | #
Wait!!!!!
OMG!!! it's all coming back to meeeeeee...
In addition to being wasted, I heard that you were haning on the helicooter propellers and you hit your head. That's the word on the street.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 3:38 pm | #
I'm still up here in CANADA waiting for Mousie to pick up me, Daya & sunny, yet even I'VE already heard that story (on the street)
jenner | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 3:41 pm | #
Jenner, I found an avatar for you:
http://www.livejournal.com/userp...12825893/
847346
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 3:45 pm | #
jenner | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 3:41 pm | #
Jenner, I found an avatar for you:
http://www.livejournal.com/userp...erp...12825893/
847346
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 3:45 pm | #
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S FROM THE MST MOVIE!!!!!!!!!! YOU should take it, so we can BOTH have Dr Forrester avvies! We can SATURATE dlisted with Dr Forrester!
vanina, you hot mess! I missed the prop hanging!
jenner | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 3:47 pm | #
Hmm, perhaps I shall.
all these ppl suck.... they are all useless hollywood dust that needs to be swept under the celebrity rug.
i cant believe i missed the helli-partey....
I'm still up here in CANADA waiting for Mousie to pick up me, Daya & sunny, yet even I'VE already heard that story (on the street)
jenner | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 3:41 pm
Look out your wimdow! Your chariot awaits! We need to get back to prico's for afternoon cockytails! Shake a leg, girl!
btw... randy orton and john cena are my bitches. don't know who they are, than go to wwe.com
I just love the position of Courtney Love's legs when she poses for the camera. "40 bucks and I don't do any crazy shit"
Mousie...call out on Shirley Manson thread!
I have a friend that looks a lot like Paris Hilton in the face, minus the lazy eye, and blue contacts - her eyes are naturally blue already. she has a long nose but it is not hooked like paris. Whenever someone tells her she looks like Paris Hilton she gets pissed/upset and says "why could'nt I look like Jessica Alba instead?" She is thinking about dying her hair brown or something.
Paris' face is changing. She's starting to age. She was never attractive to me, but now she's starting to look worn out.
Jessica looks stupid as always - wearing the wrong thing (ie. her huge bag).
courtney needs to hide those legs above the knee and change that haircolor. ugh! one's hair should not match the skin tone. i thought all these people had stylists! like the spanish saying goes: "even dressed in fine silk a monkey will remain...a monkey..."
Hmm, perhaps I shall.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 3:50 pm | #
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mousie - sorry I'm running late, I'm just finishing exfoliating - want my skin in SILKY SMOOTH shape if there's naked debauchery afoot....
Joshua's mom is right
Okay Hearts!
jenner, get your bald ass out here!
i cant believe i missed the helli-partey....
tall brunette | 06.03.06 - 3:50 pm | #
where do you live? I'M SURE someone can come get you! apparently the helicooter's out for repairs, but we'll figure out something
Her nose is almost as long as paris's is, but not hooked like paris. sorry, that is what i meant to type.
I would pork Jessica,and tell Ashley to mop up after!!
What a gentleman i am!!
jenner, get your bald ass out here!
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 3:56 pm | #
bald ass
El Bastardo | 06.03.06 - 3:57 pm | #
You getting me hot, ELB. *Fans self*
these hags know that champagne can be pored in any gaping maw.....
Average Joe | 06.03.06 - 3:57 pm | #
i'm sure your friend is pretty, since she's NATURAL, but tell her I'm sorry, anyway 
these hags know that champagne can be pored in any gaping maw.....
letinstar | 06.03.06 - 3:59 pm | #
or inserted in any gaping....nevermind.....
Blue Rose,waste of time getting hot over me,hung like a retarded hamster,sorry 
Did Jessica have some work done too?
She acctually looks pretty.
Tatum | 06.03.06 - 3:14 pm |
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(O.O) I was about to say the same, she looks actually OK!
What a gentleman i am!!
El Bastardo | 06.03.06 - 3:57 pm | #
as always! *throws bra at El B*
El Bastardo | 06.03.06 - 4:00 pm | #
Aw, you're packing a tic-tac? Damn shame.
Just testing.....
(O.O) I was about to say the same, she looks actually OK!
??? | 06.03.06 - 4:00 pm | #
she's definitely the best of all 3
Still annoying though - but at least it's not Ashlee....
WOOP-WOOP!
Yep,accident when young,half of it cut off!!
Just testing.....
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 4:01 pm | #
why does that look like it's from Dr Katz...........
Left with 9" stump!!
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 4:02 pm | #
Cuz it is! I lurve Dr. Katz, lol.
my cat won't stop licking my shoulder...........???????????
Cuz it is! I lurve Dr. Katz, lol.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 4:03 pm | #
IS IT?!?!?!??!?!?!? OMG I LOVE YOU.......... H Jon Benjamin is MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
might have to do a dedication on the blog.........
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 4:03 pm | #
Is it the boy cat? Little weirdo.
CRIPES! Look what MK just sent to me? *changing Depends cuz they're all wet now*
http://community.livejournal.com...nt/
7010224.html
Left with 9" stump!!
El Bastardo | 06.03.06 - 4:03 pm | #
*throws gitch at El B too, and bottle of lube*
They know how to wash down champagne with a nice load of cum.
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 4:05 pm | #
Hagface AND Methhead. Wow.
Is it the boy cat? Little weirdo.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 4:04 pm | #
no, my oldest one - she's always been a licker, but.....my shoulder?????
Is that supposed to be Ben as the pimp???? I have a lot of the episodes,but still not all damn it!!!
Wow.. Jessica really looks like her sister assley in these pics. I can't put my finger on it but at first glance I thought she was Ashley. Weird...Parasite is a hooknosed slut.
Courtney Love is the best looking one of the three...
scout | 06.03.06 - 3:21 pm | #
you KNOW there's something wrong WHEN
jenner | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 3:37 pm | #
Scary-but true! She's also the most talented of the 3.
I love "Live Through This", (probably'cause Kurt wrote the songs). The song "Olympia" rocks.
Blue Rose. How beat-looking are his sisters? Not one of them is over 24. AAGH! But Nicky looks FINE!
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 4:05 pm | #
I would love to beat THE LIVING HELL out of that little Carter - he has annoying-as-hell written ALL over him...........*snaps lil carter's neck*
However, Courtney's face is pulled so tight it looks like it hurts.
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 4:07 pm | #
No, it's Dr. Katz himself. I can't remember which ep it's from. It was between this one and one of Laura on her knees peeking in a keyhole.
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 4:08 pm
They're UNDER 24??? Shit a brick!
She's also the most talented of the 3.
I love "Live Through This", (probably'cause Kurt wrote the songs). The song "Olympia" rocks.
Deb | 06.03.06 - 4:07 pm | #
100% agree there!!!!!!!!!!! Personally I like Violet & Miss World the best, but again, at least she's DONE something, and done it much better than the other 2 *ahem* "singers" ever could!
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 4:08 pm
Stand in line. After what I read abuot his attitude yesterday, I'd have to beat the living shit out of that little overblown snotface. What a creep! He makes K-Fed look classy! Tweak away, Meth Head. Your days are numbered if I ever see your fug ass.
They know champagne works as a good douche to wash out all the cum from their overused cooches!
Uncut eurotrash | 06.03.06 - 4:10 pm | #
I was thinking that, but didn't have the stomach to type it. Ew.
They're UNDER 24??? Shit a brick!
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 4:09 pm
Blue - Nick is the eldest at 26. The one standing next to Meth Head is his twin - 18. Leslie and BJ are somewhere in between 18 and 24. I think BJ is 24 and no I don't know which one she is in these pics, but these girls are heifers in the making!
They know champagne works as a good douche to wash out all the cum from their overused cooches!
Uncut eurotrash | 06.03.06 - 4:10 pm
*banging head against wall*
No, it's Dr. Katz himself. I can't remember which ep it's from. It was between this one and one of Laura on her knees peeking in a keyhole.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 4:08 pm | #
I remember that one! Where Julie's over helping him workout & Laura's peeking the whole time
OK, I'm putting on somes episodes RIGHT NOW - not that I DON'T watch Dr Katz every single day, I do, just like MST3K! every....single....day
Mousie....leave canada and get your ass over here. I've already eaten 4 bags of cheetos and had a 12 pack of schlitz. *burp*
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 4:10 pm | #
My hub just loves Hole, the only song i like is "malibu"...
I love showing him whatever bad Courtney pics i find....hahahahahahaha!!!
I remember that one! Where Julie's over helping him workout & Laura's peeking the whole time
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 4:12 pm | #
BWAA! I remember that one, where he's wearing the tights and the Flashdance-type sweatshirt, lmao.
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 4:10 pm | #
2 things - 1.can I stomach what byou read about his attitude?
2. why in god's name would anyone name a DAUGHTER BJ - just me?
Ok, so I was so done with looking at Paris on here and then she shows up again. Ugh...stupid bitch...go away!
I like the name BJ, like BJ Hunnicut. Massive M*A*S*H junkie here.
BWAA! I remember that one, where he's wearing the tights and the Flashdance-type sweatshirt, lmao.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 4:13 pm | #
I wonder if my computer will allow me to email episodes....it takes forever to email a song, coz my puter is a BITCH
BUT if I can, I'll email whatever's not burned & still on my hardrive!!!!!!
ohhhhh!!!!
i have to go now!!!!
be back later!!!!
Jenner....blue...what show?
Bye Vanina!
Bonnie Blue | 06.03.06 - 4:17 pm | #
Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist. S'funny as hell.
I like the name BJ, like BJ Hunnicut. Massive M*A*S*H junkie here.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 4:15 pm | #
oh the name itself is OK, but you know, THIS day & age, I dunno, I think you'd be ASKING for trouble as B.J.....just name her Oral Sex Fiend OSF or I LOve Giving Head ILGH or sumthin'
hmmm, dont know that show. never heard of it.
Bonnie, I got sidetracked.
jenner - it was disgusting, this kid's attitude. Honestly, Aaron Carter is such a fuckhead.
BJ stands for Barbara Jean.
Yeah, I know that shit, bitches!
Jenner....blue...what show?
Bonnie Blue | 06.03.06 - 4:17 pm | #
Dr Katz! One of the best shows ever - I try to download episodes of MST3K & Dr Katz EVERY DAY! GREAT show
Yeah, I know that shit, bitches!
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 4:20 pm | #
Think I'll switch back to Elijah for a little bit. I feel discombobulated for some reason with the other one.
Bonnie Blue - you like meloni, did you ever see Wet Hot AMerican Summer? One of the main characters on Dr Katz, MY HERO, H Jon Benjamin, played the can of talking vegetables
AND THEN he played Coach McGuirk on Home MOvies - another obsession of mine.....need.......help.........
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 4:21 pm | #
noooooooooooo! Ach, well, again I'll just put on a bunch of episodes to get my fix
Of course I saw wet hot american summer. Great movie. Also gave me flashbacks from summer camp.
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 4:22 pm | #
Gawd, I love Home Movies! Those 2 fruity little kids-can't think of their names- make me laugh like a hyena.
Meloni is so hawt!
Did you see Conan on Dr. Katz talking about how he looks at the beach? Hilarious!
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 3:57 pm | #
saw this in Shirley thread - YES - I was gonna say something about it, but then I thought "oh, no one knows Dr Katz I won't bother" - if I'd ONLY KNOWN you were about to whip out a Dr Katz avvie I woulda typed it!!!!!!!
I also like how he said women STARE at him in bed because of his body, and then they always leave right away
Gawd, I love Home Movies! Those 2 fruity little kids-can't think of their names- make me laugh like a hyena.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 4:23 pm | #
don't know if you remember, but loooong time ago I had Coach McGuirk as an avvie!!!! When he shows up to the kid's B-day party with 2 six packs
The 2 kids are Walter & Perry
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 4:23 pm | #
He's still around. I'll bring it out when I'm feeling goofy, which is quite often, so don't worry.
The 2 kids are Walter & Perry
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 4:26 pm | #
YES!!! They are such little weenies, I love 'em!
~ JENNER ~ I will give my Big bag of cheetos if you let me smell your gravatar ?
afternoon bitches!
Paris-needs to die
Courtney-needs too much to list
Jessica-needs to kill Ken(hairdresser)
I need to kill those that upset my 'delicate' balance
Meloni is so hawt!
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 4:24 pm | #
LOVED him as that psycho chef
But loved the can of veggies more, bcs of Jon Benjamin.....that was a weird movie - starts off as a regular little movie about a summer camp, and turns into some weird ass movie about.....SOMETHING......
~ JENNER ~ I will give my Big bag of cheetos if you let me smell your gravatar ?
JENNER THE GREAT | 06.03.06 - 4:27 pm | #
sniff away! *waits for cheetos*
I wuv you Jenner .
they know it's free if you are naughty and willing..
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 4:25 pm | #
My favorite comic on there was David Cross, talking about Jesus as an efiminite southern man. "Y'all I went to Lazarus' tomb and moved that big ol' boulder. PU!" *Dies*
hey kitkat!
Blue Rose - I'm starting to think I was actually born a twin, but was adopted, and my other twin went to Texas while I went to Toronto.....
I wuv you Jenner .
JENNER THE GREAT | 06.03.06 - 4:29 pm | #
you're kinda creepin' me out, but hey, I WUV YOU TOO
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 4:30 pm | #
LOL, yeah I need to have a talk with my mom........
Jenner...
you got yourself a stalker. Congrats! You have arrived.
My favorite comic on there was David Cross, talking about Jesus as an efiminite southern man. "Y'all I went to Lazarus' tomb and moved that big ol' boulder. PU!" *Dies*
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 4:29 pm | #
I LOVE THAT ONE
I love David Cross anyway, but yeah, he was HILARIOUS on that one!!!!
Did you ever see the one with Winona Ryder!?!?!? Richard Jeni was in that one, too - I was like "what's WR doing on this show?!?!?!" She was funny though
you got yourself a stalker. Congrats! You have arrived.
Bonnie Blue | 06.03.06 - 4:31 pm | #
ah I've had a few....but I like this one, I like sniffing things, too
what the hell kind of commentary is here? mk, get rid of these women..
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 4:31 pm | #
She WAS funny, I was surprised!
Cum and sit on my lap little girl .And you will get lots of cheetos . I got a cheeto in my hand right now cutie .LoL
Guys, you have to help me. I can't get off the Hagface site. Every time I try to leave, it moos at me.
Cum and sit on my lap little girl .And you will get lots of cheetos . I got a cheeto in my hand right now cutie .LoL
JENNER THE GREAT | 06.03.06 - 4:33 pm | #
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I bet you gota cheeto she can sit on too.
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 4:34 pm | #
Come on Mousie! Here girl! *Waves cheese*
Guys, you have to help me. I can't get off the Hagface site. Every time I try to leave, it moos at me.
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 4:34 pm | #
Mousie...stop it. Do I have to come and beat you over the head?
ugh my brother is really starting to annoy me- he keeps emailing me shit like this -
They were going to blow up the CN Tower according to MSNBC News
and were caught with 3 times the amount of explosives used to hit the FBI building in Oklahoma…
I KNOW THIS, I'm trying to ignore it.....argh!
Cum and sit on my lap little girl .And you will get lots of cheetos . I got a cheeto in my hand right now cutie .LoL
JENNER THE GREAT | 06.03.06 - 4:33 pm | #
OMG you're making me laugh so hard
Jenner thats the reaction i was looking soo.... Forward too....
Jenner thats the reaction i was looking soo.... Forward too....
JENNER THE GREAT | 06.03.06 - 4:37 pm | #
well you got it!
*trying to look away from puter to Blue Rose's cheese*
That shit better be sharp white cheddar!
Bonnie - you'd better, because I am in serious need of an intervention. I just saw the most god-awful pic of him so ass-wasted, he can barely stand. THANKS A LOT MICHAEL!
Bonnie Blue i have a cheeto for everybody cum to my house kitties
JENNER THE GREAT | 06.03.06 - 4:41 pm | #
Crunchy or puffed?
She WAS funny, I was surprised!
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 4:32 pm | #
I liked when she was talking about being in a support group & everyone was telling their problems & she said "well, I'm very rich, and famous, and successful and my life is great and I just don't know how to handle it" and they kicked her out of the group
Sorry Jenner the Great....par-tay is at Prico's place.
Mousie....STOP IT! I got a 6 pack od schlitz for ya....if you come over here...and some crank!
Trash! They wouldn't know Dom from Cold Duck. Bad marketing on Dom's part. They are really slumming down with these hos. How about enlisting some classier babes like Audrey Tatou, Susan Sarandon, Nicole Kidman. I'd even take Marcia Cross.
But my cheeto is real big for ~ JENNER THE GREAT ~ Im so a stalker....
Blue Rose ~ Puffed baby
They know that it makes them sloppy drunk and easy! Mwahahahahaha!
I got my own fucking crank. I got it from Hagface, dammit. Bonnie, get your ass in this vehicle. We got to go get Hearts. Bitch betetr bring corn.
But my cheeto is real big for ~ JENNER THE GREAT ~ Im so a stalker....
JENNER THE GREAT | 06.03.06 - 4:44 pm | #
OK, but you might need some lube - cheetos are pretty greasy, but still, I"m a sweet innocent girl and I don't know if I can handle it
Mousie...I'm in. Let's go. Where's the seatbelt in this ratwagon?
Tang Wei Dong | 06.03.06 - 4:48 pm | #
hey Tang!!!! yeah, I hate to admit it, but even inviting trashy Paris Hilton STILL draws attention to your event
Even if it's mostly negative attention & wagers on how many bottles she can fit up her cooch, it's still attention
Who cares about these biotches. Did anyone see South Park last night? (The Mormon episode). OMG it was so funny. Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb.....
Hey Jenner, oooh, I see you gots yourself a cheeto chariot, huh? You ho!!!!
No seatbelts. The last time MK BBQd on the roof, he used them for kindling. Crank is in the glove box and the beer nuts are in the back with the cheetos. Hold on cuz in my mood, we'll be in Nebraksa in about 15 minutes.
Hey Jenner, oooh, I see you gots yourself a cheeto chariot, huh? You ho!!!!
Tang Wei Dong | 06.03.06 - 4:53 pm | #
Mousie said she was outside my window in a chariot - I was pretty excited, "wow, a real live chariot?!!?!" I threw on a toga and I'm OUT THE DOOR
Jenner i promise i`ll be gentle
jenner, stop leaning on me dammit. How am I supposed to drive, smoke crank and drink schlitz with you doing that? So bother Bonnie. She's still sober.
Im eating this cheeto for you Jenner
Im eating this cheeto for you Jenner
JENNER THE GREAT | 06.03.06 - 4:59 pm | #
Oh, wrongness!
I want to come to Prico's house. 
Hi, bitches...
Shit... You guys aren't at Prico's. I didn't read everything. Are you guys going on a trip some where?
Jenner i promise i`ll be gentle
JENNER THE GREAT | 06.03.06 - 4:56 pm | #
thank you, kind sir *drops hankie*
Sassy! Mousie is coming to pick me up in Nebraska, then we are swinging down your way! Saddle up, hot bitch!
Mousie....I wont be sober for long...
*hands Jenner a schlitz and some crank from the glove box*
Thanks, Hearts.. Are you heading to Prico's house? My computer has been fucking up for weeks so I don't know what your plans are.
Jenner don`t be sad honey i have lots of cheetos Im rolling in cheetos
Hey Sassy, how's things on the stalker front?
Hey Sassy, how's things on the stalker front?
Sassy, I thought I told you last night on the phone what we were doing. You thought you called me at home but I was really at Prico's! Oh and TAK dammit! Your eyes will bleed. Now MK better be out of your puthouse when we get there or I will feed you to the gators in Crazy Cajun's swimming pool.
Hearts, get your ass in this Hummer. I got shit to do. Jenner is trying to feel Bonnie up and I can't have that, so handle it, will you?
I have seen both the Hilton sisters in person in Florida, Miami to be exact.
I was visiting friends down there at the time. Her, Paris that is, eyes really are lazy, the left on more so, and her nose is really quite long and hooked. and her jaw line is very manish looking, not soft or feminin. I did not find her pretty in person at all. Nikki has kind of a horse face thing going, and her eyes are look like they are small and too close together. Oh and one more thing, Nikki Hilton has so much cellulite running down the backs of her legs it looks like a big bowl of cottage cheese. I did not think thin people had that much falbby skin and cellulite. I don't, knock on wood.
Yeah, Sassy! I am waiting for Mousie...she has Blue Rose, is picking up jenner, getting me in NE, and stopping to get you! Get your supplies out, and leave your clothing behind!!
*hands Jenner a schlitz and some crank from the glove box*
Bonnie Blue | 06.03.06 - 5:07 pm | #
was I supposed to put those in the glove box? uh oh......*tosses can out window, wipes nose*
Guys can you pull over, I gotta take a crap.
Stalker + Jenner 4 ever
sorry for any typos or spelling errors folks, i am in a hurry.
Stop littering, jenner. Don't make me withhold your stash.
Wow. Did you guys just see that cow I ran over? Here we come, Sassy Ass!
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia | 06.03.06 - 5:11 pm | #
I believe it, esp about the lazy eye thing - you can only hide that so much in pics, unless she walks aorund with her head tilted like that in everyday life, she can't hide that shit! Then again, I can imagine her with her head tilted like that all the time, even without cameras, so.....
Fuck me! We have Bonnie Blue, too! Didn't see you, sweetie! Where's my Schlitz?
Hi, Tang Wei Dong!
Stalker + Jenner 4 ever
JENNER THE GREAT | 06.03.06 - 5:12 pm | #
I already pledge my devotion to prico yesterday, I was "jenner&prico4eva" - if he hears about this, he's gonna beat you up
Jenner....yeah, it all goes in the glove box. We need our supplies. It's a long ass drive....and the way Mousie drives...I need all I can get.
Hi Sassy.
I sniff the ground Jenner walks on .
Jenner....yeah, it all goes in the glove box. We need our supplies. It's a long ass drive....and the way Mousie drives...I need all I can get.
Bonnie Blue | 06.03.06 - 5:14 pm | #
damn..........*pretends someone else took it*
*hands hearts a schlitz*
Jenner...maybe you'd be better off with this stalker...he appears to actually like the cootch. Can't say that for prico.
Mousie, jenner, Bonnie Blue, Sassy Ass! Let's get our asses down to Prico's...we're burning daylight, bitches!
*drains beer*
You didn't tell me the plans on the phone last night but then again I was wasted on your Meth. Thannks for the invite to Prico's house. What a fucking party that will be. We can bring MK but he will be coming back to my house when we are done. I did see what you were talking about and I almost puked.
Blue Rose...Since I am having problems with our Computer Service and can't get on here all the time. I haven't seen that bitch in about 2 or 3 days, I think.
Sorry I can't stay and play, dammit. I have errands to run. May be back tonight if my fucking wireless internet is working. *crosses fingers*
Bye, bitches.
Jenner...maybe you'd be better off with this stalker...he appears to actually like the cootch. Can't say that for prico.
Bonnie Blue | 06.03.06 - 5:15 pm | #
I thought about that.........now I'm torn..........I'm gonna wait in my tower & let them fight it out in a duel.......
Mousie - I think we should now all be picked up in Jordan's Barbie Car
You don`t have to tell prico . We could keep it on the down low ? But i`ll still fight for you baby !
Mousie - I think we should now all be picked up in Jordan's Barbie Car
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 5:17 pm | #
I don't know if we can handle the cooter stench of Jordan in such a small space.
Guys can you pull over, I gotta take a crap.
Tang Wei Dong | 06.03.06 - 5:11 pm
Why you wanna waste time? All right, dammit, but make it quick.
Jenner, stop molesting Bonnie!
I'm really confused...why, oh why, are there now 2 jenners??? hmmm? My fried brain hurts now.
MJF wants a bushwhacker | 06.03.06 - 5:20 pm | #
One is OUR Jenner, the other is her stalker. a NICE stalker, though.
I don't know if we can handle the cooter stench of Jordan in such a small space.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 5:20 pm | #
oh no no no Jordan can't come with, we're just gonna take her car!!!!!!!
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 5:22 pm | #
I know, but I bet her B.O. hangs there like in that Seinfeld episode
I'm really confused...why, oh why, are there now 2 jenners??? hmmm? My fried brain hurts now.
MJF wants a bushwhacker | 06.03.06 - 5:20 pm | #
I have a new paramour, he's (she's?) creepin' me out a tad, but I'm starting to come around..............I'm a sucker for chivalry
MJF wants a bushwhacker ~ Sorry don`t wanna hurt your brain but im Jenners stalker .LOL
I know, but I bet her B.O. hangs there like in that Seinfeld episode
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 5:24 pm | #
I CAN'T WATCH THAT EPISODE - grosses me out WAY too much!!!!!!!
Tang...we can't stop damnit...we're on a schedule. Just stick your ass out the window. Not the one near me though. The one by Jenner...and make her stop feeling me up. I know they're big but geeesh.
One is OUR Jenner, the other is her stalker. a NICE stalker, though.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 5:22 pm |
Great...it's just like Sassy, all over again! We won't NEED to change identities when FOO comes back...someone will have hijacked them all by then!
MJF wants a bushwhacker ~ Sorry don`t wanna hurt your brain but im Jenners stalker .LOL
JENNER THE GREAT | 06.03.06 - 5:25 pm | #
OMG that sounded like a polite, formal introduction at a ball - "How do you do, mamade, I am Jenner's stalker" *kisses hand*
Jenner, stop molesting Bonnie!
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 5:20 pm | #
*let's go of Bonnie's boob* what? I wasn't doin' nuthin...........
Hey Jenner, scout's around. Do you think she would swap our email addies since MK hasn't?
MJF, Foo will be so pissed she missed the convention in South Beach! Since you're already at Prico's tell him to chill some of that vino I bought last night. I got the Canadian twats and Bonnie and Hearts and Tang. Once we got Sassy and MK tied to the back door, we'll be there.
why does jessica always carry gigantic purses??
Hey Jenner, scout's around. Do you think she would swap our email addies since MK hasn't?
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 5:29 pm | #
probably - if she still has mine tell her to hand it over! *yells* HEY SCOUT, YOU LISTENIN'? we need you again
Jenner...
Get off my boob damn it.
Oh Jenner you make me giggle so .
jenner, Scout has mine, so she can pass it along.
Um...........okay, your stalker is even freaking my ass out and y'all know that's damn near impossible. *peaking between fingers*
Yeah, and when you get mine, Jenner, you can pass it to Mousie, if she wants it, that is. Look at me, being all presumptuous, lol.
I remember the first time Jenner made me wuv her . It was great her old gravatar was cute .Changed my life 4 ever !
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 5:29 pm |
Ummm...there's no vino left *burp*
Fuck...my internet keeps dropping me...aaaaaaahhhhhhhgggggg!
Blue Rose - of course I want it!
Dammit, MJF, that was expensive! I can't keep buying Boone's Farm! Get your ass out to the package store. Borrow prico's credit card. When I get there I expect naked bodies, a jacuzzi and tequila.
Do i sound like a nut 
Well if i do this nuts for you Jenner
? @ stalker
How about we just get a couple of boxes of south Florida's finest? Something pinkish that tastes like fermented lemonade? Shit...enough crack first and it all tastes the same anyway!
Jenner oh Jenner where are you
I'm feeling all left out on the email trade After all the Schlitz I've provided.
Bonnie Blue, yuo can have mine! I just ain't posting it here for very obvious reasons.
Ms. Hilton has always endorsed Dom Pérignon, how can anyone forget the product placement in "One Night In Paris"?
Rick: "Sit on that bottle."
Paris: "Ew, sicko! I would never, ever do that!"
There's a first time for everything...
you can have mine too....and I hear ya about the not posting on here. Though, I did that once. Put my email in the Name spot by accident but MK fixed it for me.
Courtney's got 20 years on the other two, has been thru rehab and childbirth and still looks better. I still root for her, she has been pretty open about being a mess.
That said, isn't it part of her parole conditions that she is not supposed to be hanging at places where alcohol is served - much less where alcohol is the sponsor?
is there a line to be THE NEXT JENNERS STALKER on FOX?
Sign me up!
Fuck, those horns are huge.
who is that one in the last pictures? jessica, ashley or that dumb bitch from laguna beach?
I think Courtney Love is perma-fried!!
her big bag is covering up the lard.
Parasite's nose looks even worse than usual. She looks like a wonky eyed witch.
After looking at that pic of Courtney and recent pics, it's clear to me that she's had more than the awful nose and lip work. She's had her jawbone shaved down or realigned. It's more obvious when you look at old pics of her. She can hate on Charlize all she wants, but I think she aspires to look like her.
these hags know that champagne can be pored in any gaping maw.....
letinstar | 06.03.06 - 3:59 pm | #
or inserted in any gaping....nevermind.....
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 4:00 pm | #
i was thinking the same thing but didn't want to get graphic in the workplace...
Jessica seems to have cleaned herself up. She looks absolutely amazing.
A lot of coverage about Paris at http://www.hollywoodgrind.com
I actually think Courtney Love looks less mess than usual here. Or am I drunk?
Because these chicks are all morphing into one, I couldn't even tell that was Jessica in the first pic.Fergie-ish. In the last pic she looks like Kelly Lynch back in the day.
Actually I sobered up courtney looks like wax or embalmed.
No wonder shy Paris always does the profile pose! EGADS..it looks like a collage of 2 different eyes.
I imagine Parisites arse is quite familiar with champagne bottles
i think tyeh know it gets them drunk
Well, they all always look drunk?
Paris... grew up with it
Courtney... there to get drunk
Jessica... there for the free crap
Someone shoot Courtney and put her out of her misery. She doesn't look like she's enjoying the sober life all that much.
Champagne as a HAIR COLOR they may know something about....that's all though.
Jess looks amazing. Courtney - buzzed.
I agree Traci. Jess looks great -- love her outfit. Courntey needs a Mystic...hate the look of super white legs against a black dress
i like paris's dress... they dont KNOW anything about champagne but they can afford to drink it by the bucketload and maybe bathe in it
Courtney for president! =D
Paris is losing her looks! Brandon Davis is sorry for his potty mouth because he ragged on the wrong girl... GOD Paris has NOTHING over Lindsay Lohan..
her eyes look a little glossy
by her i mean jessica simpson.
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