Next she'll be having herself plasticized like a Bodyworlds exhibit.
she looks like a cartoon also
Damn what the hell do you say to that shit?
You would think people would grow out of the barbie thing. I did. Though, I did have a red VW cabrio convertible and people called it my barbie car. No link car for me though.
Aw.. I bet Harvey looks cute in it. 
"I remember Barbie had a pink Beetle so I wanted one the same. When I drive it, everyone just stares. It looks like a cartoon car."
so, she IS trying to look like Barbie!!!!!!! Remember tha twoman (don't know the name) who had crazy amounts of plastic syrgery so she could look like Barbie? That's now Jordan!
I loved Barbie, too, but COME ON 
That's not Barbie...that's Jeannie!
hey Shalala Glitter Ball & MJF!!!!
Who cares what this ugly ho drivesm what a waste of gossip space
My daughter saw her picture and said "What's wrong with her boobs?" Out of the mouths of babes, I tell ya.
Heya Jenner! It seems I've dropped in right smack dab in the middle of a caravan!
My daughter saw her picture and said "What's wrong with her boobs?" Out of the mouths of babes, I tell ya.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 5:18 pm | #
between Jordan & Kitkat's avvie you rpoor daughter must be wondering what the hell is goin' on
Blue Rose...your daughter is getting quite the education.
What is kitkat's avvie? I dont recall seeing any funbags
Heya Jenner! It seems I've dropped in right smack dab in the middle of a caravan!
MJF wants a bushwhacker | 06.03.06 - 5:19 pm | #
*sings*
Every woman every man
Join the caravan of love
(stand up) stand up
Stand up
Every body takes a stand
Join the caravan of love
(stand up) stand up
Stand up
Jordan looks more like Barbie than "plastic surgery Barbie Woman" ever did! But, I hate to tell her this...Peter Andre is no Ken! Well, maybe he is, cuz Ken had no genitals, either.
What is kitkat's avvie? I dont recall seeing any funbags
Bonnie Blue | 06.03.06 - 5:20 pm | #
OH YOU'D KNOW IF YOU SAW IT
Hi MJF froggie kicker!
I can see her in therapy in 20 years. "Where do you think your problems stem from?" "My mom and that damn Dlisted!"
ok, I guess I didnt see kitkat's avvie then.
*sulks in the corner waiting for kitkat to arrive*
can see her in therapy in 20 years. "Where do you think your problems stem from?" "My mom and that damn Dlisted!"
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 5:21 pm | #
Mousie!!!! What are you doin' runnin' around here on a weekend???
just so i'm clear....jordan looks up to inanimate plastic object or does jordan want to be inanimate plastic object?
jordan want to be inanimate plastic object?
letinstar | 06.03.06 - 5:25 pm | #
I thought she was!
Yes, but is it a convertible Beetle?
I can see her in therapy in 20 years. "Where do you think your problems stem from?" "My mom and that damn Dlisted!"
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 5:21 pm | #
all she can do is rock in the corner muttering "poarasite's cooter....parasite's cooter....parasite's cooter"
Damn what the hell do you say to that shit?
Shalala Glitter Ball | 06.03.06 - 5:08 pm | #
Exactly
MJF, BDBF is being a fucker. So I am sulking. Bitch wanted to come to prico's but we aren't going there. I had to beat his ass down.
*cough* SHE'S THIRTY-ONE *cough*
Hey Jenner,Mousie,MJF and anybody I KNOW i 'm forgetting lol
*cough* SHE'S THIRTY-ONE *cough*
Tawny Kitaen | 06.03.06 - 5:31 pm | #
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...*Inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hi Shalala! *tosses crank*
GODDAMMIT, BONNIE! MOVE THE FUCK OVER!
HELLLL YAAAAAAA BBBIITTTCCHHESSS!
Hey, hey, hey Shalala!
Hee Hee Hey BLue Rose
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 5:30 pm |
I hate when they're fuckers. 
On the plus side, within a matter of days there will be make-up sex! 
And the possibility of overly extravagant suck-up gifts!
Dude, he gives the best suck up gifts. It sometimes pays to have a wealthy BF.
I still think of Hagface sometimes when we're hitting it, though. Of course after seeing the pics we saw a little while ago, that may have changed............
Yeah..*wistfully* I totally go to my Viggo happy place sometimes too.
And if you think it pays to have a wealthy BF, wait till you marry him! I haven't had to fly commercially in years! 
But it still sucks when they're fuckers.
MJF, I flew coach once. Never again. Yup - rich BFs are the shit.
She should have left the buying decisions to Harvey.
Ug, I'm so sick of the Plastic surgery whore, when will it ever end?
what shall she call it.. Herpes the slut bug?
that was hilarious MK
"Barbie is exactly who a 28-year-old woman should be looking up to!"
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
thanks I'm 27 so I'm almost old enough to look up her skirt I think.
I still think of Hagface sometimes when we're hitting it, though. Of course after seeing the pics we saw a little while ago, that may have changed............
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 5:46 pm | #
Wait, do you call Parasite Hagface? I never pay attention to these things. You BF hit it with Parasite?
Forget the stupid pink beetle, WTF is up with her 80s hair?
who cares!
I know I'm stupid for asking this, but are her boobs real? XD
Don't ever stop posting about Jordan and Harvey, MK! They are such hot shit. I could read about them every day. xo
God, she is magnificent !!Perfection !
Why is her bellybutton up so high?
That's tacky to the core.
There *may* be some real boobs in there somewhere too, but no there are implants too. She definately has some "store-bought" and not just "home-grown" in there!
no way that she's 28.
Is it just me or is her belly button up WAY too damn high. Mine is much much lower than that.
Uhm, I don't understand why anyone would want boobs like that. They're so gross. She has some problems...she doesn't need attention, she needs a psychiatrist.
Damn she's ugly.
She looks better than Mariah, and Paris, I would rather see her dressed like that, then the other two. She is hot enough, to pull it off.
who is this chick, and why am i supposed to care?
she looks like a cartoon too, like something a 12 year old boy would draw as soon as he discovered breasts
I hope she uses them for good and not evil.
Jesus Christ if those things get loose we're all in trouble
Hey maybe they're really inflatable boobs... kind of like swimmies on her chest .well if nothing else she float if she ever falls in the water..ha ha ha
her fav colours pink... and its a gorgeous car... wats the problem?
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