First, bitches.
The unholy, undead and unreal.
The S&M gloves go nicely with a bow-tie, I feel.
Hiya, Sassy! (if it's really you, that is) 
Happy Halloween!!! Did we scare you??
I want those gloves!
When was the last time Lohan was photographed without this glassy-eyed, coked up, braindead look she's been working for so long...
Herr Karl scares me. I bet his gloves smell bad.
i feel so cold all of the sudden.....
I can't believe that old queen Karl is still alive. What's holding her together? She looks like Keith Richards' grandmother flanked by her great-great-great granddaughters.
can someone poke that thing in the middle? i swear it's not alive....
jessica looks so lame standing their lol! Dumb bitch needs to try and look fierce for once in her life! She just fucks up the whole pic!
Holy fuck. Why are Chestica and Hohan standing with a cadaver?
Lindsey is coked the fuck out!
Underworld, Part Three?
Queen (and Princesses) of the Damned?
hahahaha...two skank balls and a weenis in the middle...
Jess looks like such a plain Jane!!
I wonder if that's the last picture that camera ever took before it melted into velveeta cheese.
My eyes. I'm blind. Help
jess looks cute....her boobs look gigantic, just the way papa joe likes them 
Fancy, that avatar is HOT! I prefer to use that image in memory of Tom.
MJF...you have 3 posts in a row up there. That leg is working overtime!
oooh, so many levels of hot. I love it.
WTH is wrong with Jessica's breast.
Lindsay needs to find a weight and stick with it.
Karl, well at least he lost weight. All that damn money, and he still looks like he was just released from a psych ward.
MJF, use that damn frogleg to kick HoHan and Chestica.
Why the flying shart is Lagerfeld wearing gloves he ripped off from Madonna in 1982?
weird that Blohan & Jessica are in a pic together - how old is this?
And does anyone else find Lagerfield to be TERRIFYING and reminiscent of Frankenstein? A queeny, anorexic, Andy Warhol-type of Frankenstein, but Frankenstein nonetheless?????
jenner - the problem is, Karl thinks he's the shit. When really, he's a shart! 
jenner - the problem is, Karl thinks he's the shit. When really, he's a shart!
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 5:37 pm | #
HE'S HIDEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - I know he's a top designer & shit & has been forEVER (obviously by that pic) but MAN I couldn't trust my warddrobe to someone who LOOKS LIKE THAT.................
However, if I needed someone to dress up the bolts on either side of my forehead, well then Lagerfield would be the one I'd turn to.....
Thanks Tawney I would like to animate it.
My skin started to bubble when this picture came up.....wonder what that's all about?
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 5:39 pm | #
I can see you rocking the Elsa Lancaster Bride of Frankenstein bouffant, lol.
Woohoo finally Im at Prico's. Damn Jennifer for kicking me off the helicooter. I had to screw my way here!!
hey Fancy!!!!!!!!!!! late last night someone named "Fuck You All" was running through threads screaming at everyone, and said something about you posing in a pic with your ass on display - I was like "I have no intention of getting involved in a discussion with your crazy ass but that's PARIS HILTON"
I thought those two couldn't stand each other? Blohan and Chest.
I can see you rocking the Elsa Lancaster Bride of Frankenstein bouffant, lol.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 5:40 pm | #
and I ONLY trust Karl "Frankie" Lagerfeld with my warddrobe
Jenner
They said I was posing in a pic??
what thread??
MJF, use that damn frogleg to kick HoHan and Chestica.
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 5:32 pm |
Yeah...my leg keeps bouncing off chestica's rubber tits! Gaaaaahhh! I think I pulled a hammy!
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 5:41 pm | #
Fancy /at Prico's!! | 06.03.06 - 5:45 pm | #
You have GOT to quick showing off your bloody dirtstar-What will the neighbors think?
FANCY TAKTAKTAKTAKTAK!
A hammy? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUCK!
Fancy, someone mistook Parisite for you? Damn, girl! *handing Fancy the bong*
what thread??
Fancy /at Prico's!! | 06.03.06 - 5:45 pm | #
um, I think it was the Mariah one!!!! lemme go check.....
Oh man. Now you all know my secret! Im Paris with the bloody vag!!
here we go, it was the Mariah one
Hate Hate Hate!! That is all u ppl know how to do, Why don't u all just grow the fuck up. And let's see some of your pictures?? Oh no, ur too afraid to show ur fugly ass faces!!! Stupid fucking cunts!!!
"Wow she should cover her stank ass more often!
Fancy/going to Prico's"
and this comment came from someone who has a pic of her bending over and showing her fat ass, what a trampy ass hoe!!! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!
FUCK YOU ALL!! | 06.02.06 - 11:27 pm | #
like I said I was like "er, that's Paris Hilton"
I guess fuck you all inadvertantly hated on one of its precious celebs
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 5:51 p
Damn! What an angry dwarf this one is!
and this comment came from someone who has a pic of her bending over and showing her fat ass, what a trampy ass hoe!!! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!
LOL what a dumbass!!!! Too funny!!!!
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 5:51 pm | #
Love how it kept saying "Get a life!" yet it went to damn near EVERY POST to say that shit!
...puh-leeez...everyone KNOWS what Parisite's cooter looks like! As IF they didn't recognize it! sheeesh
I have seen her diseased cooter and really was amazingly disgusted how someone so young could have such saggy flaps.
Wear and tear, Mousie. Wear and tear.
Lindsey has her hands up the Karl-dummy's back. She is going to make him speak.
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 5:58 pm |
Have you seen her nekkid cootch? EW! EW! EW!!!!! It's all....INFLAMED!
Blue Rose - yeah, I have. Not a pretty sight. Bitch's shit sags lower than an 80 year old Nogales hooker.
Jenner my sweet ?
I think this is a new Goth-rock band, Count Druncula and the Cum-Guzzling Boozehounds
Love how it kept saying "Get a life!" yet it went to damn near EVERY POST to say that shit!
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 5:56 pm | #
yeah, and some of its comments came hours apart, so.....what was he/she doing all that time!?!??!?!
Hohan's lookin' like Kate Moss.
What's that head floating in midair doing in between them?
It's a cadaver sandwich.
The caption this replies flow naturally from you fine people!
Weekend At Bernies: Cadaver porn edition.
there's a reason why it's a mess...it's obviusly photoshopped.
What's that head floating in midair doing in between them?
Uncut eurotrash | 06.03.06 - 6:17 pm | #
It's a scene from the new Superman remake - Head of Jor-El floats in to Hollywood party and hangs with starlets.
http://www.canmag.com/images/fro...erman/
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It's a scene from the new Superman remake - Head of Jor-El floats in to Hollywood party and hangs with starlets.
Moonmaid 06.03.06 - 6:33 pm |
He sure hasn't aged well. Way too much time in the Krypton sun. Or maybe he's just too close to Lohan.
you know Hohan looks pretty good in this pic...granted it's from a distance, but nonetheless not the usual trashy and strung out look
It's a scene from the new Superman remake - Head of Jor-El floats in to Hollywood party and hangs with starlets.
Moonmaid 06.03.06 - 6:33 pm |
He sure hasn't aged well. Way too much time in the Krypton sun. Or maybe he's just too close to Lohan.
Uncut eurotrash | 06.03.06 - 6:42 pm | #
Well you know, Jor-el's had a rough last 30 years - been thru rehab, bankruptcy, the usual...
Apple, Kingston, Lourdes, Rocco, Ava, Deacon, Maddox, Zahara, Moses and Shiloh:
Please grow up FAST!
This is what YOUNG Hollywood is full of right now!
GO YANKEES 
Karl has lost all cred with me. Fuck him.
Wow is Lagerfeld a peacemaker of ten queen bitch fights?
Karl looks about ready to be on the next nickel.
is this bizarro world?
Lagerfeld looks completely senile and yet he's the most with it of the bunch!
Grandma and her two holes.
Who ARE these hos?
Oh dear God. *dry heaves*
The one on the middle is Danny Devito, right?
he definitely tea bagged both these skeezes nude, wearing those gloves only....
frankenfeld doesn't even know who blohan is, i read somewhere about some opening where lindsay's handlers were all pushing up lindsay on lagerstein for a photo op and he was like 'oooh eees deees?' and crackhan was laughing like an idiot. i'm sure he doesn't know who the blond doofus with the big rack is either. heck, i doubt he knew where he was when he took that picture.
Omg. The plastic people.
Lindz, give it up. Your trashy ass isn't getting a Chanel campaign.
Hiya, Sassy! (if it's really you, that is)
MJF wants a bushwhacker | 06.03.06 - 5:11 pm | #
It's the REAL Sassy. I am sure you will not see this.
GROSS, THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FAGHAG COCK SUCKERS
lmao... Lohan bragging about being attached to Chanel and all these other projects that never got picked up...
that guy is SOO scary! *My eyes*!!!
Lindsay actually looks pretty good in this pic...really modelish.....she looks like a mirror image of Kate Moss I think...maybe theyve been spending too much time together i think *sniff sniff snort
I really wish Hohan would overdose.
There's enough plastic in this pic for a Tupperware party extravaganza!
What if Karl and the two hoochies were the last 3 human survivors after a catastrophic - i don't know what. But imagine gay Karl having to repopulate the world with these two dipshits.
"The Return Of The Mummy" ...and his handmaidens.
LL is looking great!
OMG - its a sign of the BeAsT!!!!!!!
I think it would be more insulting to admit you worked with him than Walmart.
The chick on the left makes me feel all tingly inside... kind of like Jane Seymour did back in the 70s (you'll always be my favorite Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader, Ms. Seymour.. mmm).
The chick on the right looks like a midwestern (or Texan) college co-ed -- meaning absolutely normal, but hot.
The dude in the middle looks like he needs hydraulic pumps and stolen 3rd world toddlers to be able to get it up and get it off. This is a sad world.
poor lagerfeldt... just standing next to them cheapens him...
he looks like the dungeon master.. nice leather... yikes
COME TO MY LAIRE beotches.. spanks and whips
He reminds me of the move weekend at bernies. IS he really alive or are they holding him up.
He always has the same expression on his face. Like he's frightened.
The caption for this should be: "Everything that's wrong with the world".
Not for nothing, but I could have SWORN I saw this pic a while ago, with the third person being someone else, not Jessica.
Was she pasted in there? LOL
And then she's in the same outfit and hair as the champagne pics below.
Is that where the pic was taken with the three of them? Maybe I'm just confused.
That thing in the middle is either dead or made of wax. I think I read in some magazine Chestica and Hohan are getting all chummy now.
why is jess smiling? she f'ed up the whole vacant, coked up, walking dead look the others were going for...
God, Jessica looks fat.
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