Wow that's a pic a shy would take.
She really is truly shy.
jesus christ.
What is her talent again?
My irises of my eyes just went completely white. Thanks ever so much, MK.
Fuckety fuckety fucksticks. I listened to that shit this morning and vommed on my brand new iPod. Why is she giving us the finger in this pic?
i don't mean to be evil or something but i seriously hope that bitch dies.
Does she think that if she says something, everyone will believe it?
Why is this bitch still in the media?!?! (runs to go throw up)
Jenner no not in here .
paris sucks | 06.03.06 - 5:51 pm | #
Evil?? NAH!
is that cottage cheese or stretch marks by her right ass cheek?!! damm i guess they missed that when photoshopping.
I have asked this time and again yet onone of you bitches has answered me.
WHY IS THIS TWAT RELEVANT?
She thinks Bitch is a friendly word LOL
Her left eye looks completely dead in that picture. Weird.
ewwwwww........ I heard her other song... "screwed" and it sucks major donkey balls.
Ughlth.
She looks like she belongs in one of those 3rd rate porno magazines.
Jenner no not in here .
JENNER THE GREAT | 06.03.06 - 5:54 pm |
Jenner are you being naughty?? 
WHY IS THIS BITCH FLIPPIN' ME OFF? I'm gonna kick her ass, I swear......
Jenner no not in here .
JENNER THE GREAT | 06.03.06 - 5:54 pm |
Jenner are you being naughty??
Fancy /at Prico's!! | 06.03.06 - 5:57 pm | #
nope, that's my new hubby
what did we all do to deserve all these paris posts? Really, it's not fair!
She thinks Bitch is a friendly word LOL
lovzit | 06.03.06 - 5:55 pm | #
That. Is. A. Funny. Avatar.
what a whore
Star go Blind or Eyes go Blind???
Actually, I call you all bitches and I got nothing but love for most of ya! But if you listened to the recording of her on Gaycrest, she trails off into oblivion a few times and has so got that "I smoked and drank way too much last night" thing happening.
Anonymous | 06.03.06 - 6:00 pm | #
Mine sure as hell did.
Ya Jenner lets be naughty baby 
Any bets on where that microphone has been???
I have just about made up my mind that except for a few (or a lot) of horny papz, all of this parasite's press is bought and paid for by her family's money. It's inexplicable. When is this album coming out already, oh ya I think you already predicted MK it would be NEVER.
And yay to the poster who called her on her shyness.
I know this chick's ugly naked body and horse flanks better than I know my own body!
Am i high or is she singing "baby, i'm burping for you?"
She is a cum-burping cock-holster so i suppose she could be sayin....
I just heard the full version of the song somewhere...
Surprisingly it's quite good, it's got this kinda 80s vibe to it.I wont be buying or downloading it though.For a talentless dim like her it was ayt.
Jenner you have an internet lover!! YAY!!
MJF
You know where that mic has been!!
Ew...she's getting that cement floor all dirty with her cootie-cooter.
Remember that movie "Pledge This" that Paris probably said was "Hot" and "really funny"? Well its going straight to video!
Yeah Paris, your film career is going places 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417056/
yeah, when is this CD gonna "drop"? PFFFTTT!!!
She's a narcissistic personality disorder psychopath. There!
You know where that mic has been!!
Fancy /at Prico's!! | 06.03.06 - 6:05 pm |
Yeah...and she's drawn the world's longest dirty sanchez on her body with it!
Those shoes, are they about a size 13 or what? They're like gunboats. Oh God, when will this no-talent whore's 15 minutes be UP, FUCK!!
*gnashes teeth*
Jenner you have an internet lover!! YAY!!
Fancy /at Prico's!! | 06.03.06 - 6:05 pm | #
you're all invited to the wedding!!!!!! But if it doesn't quite work out that way, I'll at least post all the dirty pics....
So. Not. Good! It sounds like something someone would perform at The Peach Pit After Dark! I think I just lost about 10 years off my life by listening to that ri-DICK-ulous garbage.
Looks like KYLIE's Fever album shoot.
Oh God, when will this no-talent whore's 15 minutes be UP, FUCK!!
*gnashes teeth*
Vivia | 06.03.06 - 6:08 pm | #
tell me about it - whose clock is this twat running on!??!?!???!?!?!?
Yeah...and she's drawn the world's longest dirty sanchez on her body with it!
MJF tired of gardening
OMG that was precious!!
I'm lovin the peach pit after dark reference. It's Hawt!
lovzit love your grav!
Yeah...and she's drawn the world's longest dirty sanchez on her body with it!
MJF tired of gardening
PERFECT! 
Jenner
Can I be a bridesmaid??
Based upon the response on this thread to her ensemble, I can probably safely assume this would not be the ideal choice to wear to step-son's wedding this summer? Bummer...looks nice and cool (it's in August).
Jenner we will show everybody how too bump uglys the right way
MJF, STFU! I just saw you on Collins Avenue wearing that shit. I know damn well you were trolling for chicken carcasses and stake beer. Get back here to prico's with my Boone's Farm.
my 11yo son passed by while i was reading this and said WOW who is that?
I said its your worst nightmare and if you ever bring anyone into this house that looks like that it will not be pretty.
his response 'geez mom i just asked who it was?'
A MOTHERS WRATH HAS NO LIMITS!
MJF tired of gardening | 06.03.06 - 6:15 pm | #
A day-glo orange extension cord is more appropriate for a summer wedding, but that's just my opinion.
"Ears go deaf."
Penis goes "boinggggg!"
Mousie...you're mizing the scholit, crank and boones?
If I had a penis...she would not make it go boing!
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 6:17 pm |
*skulking back to prico's with boxed wine strapped to my ass after showing off my new cord ensemble around South Beach*
Can I be a bridesmaid??
Fancy /at Prico's!! | 06.03.06 - 6:15 pm | #
you can, but all the bridesmaids must wear the extension cord ensemble....
But with classier shoes than these leather boot thingies - I HAVE STANDARDS.............
If I had a penis...she would not make it go boing!
Bonnie Blue | 06.03.06 - 6:20 pm | #
if i had a penis i would cut it off
WOMEN RULE-other personality coming out
If I had a penis, she would make it crawl up my assholio in fear.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 6:19 pm |
It's black-tie. Get it...black...tie???
Sweetie cakes where are you ?
If I had a penis, I would sign myself up for every fookin yoga class in the Midwest until I was limber enough to blow my own weenis.
MJF needs a shower | 06.03.06 - 6:21 pm | #
Actually, I have a black extension cord with kind of an iridescent hologram desin. It would be PERFECT!
...but that's just me.
*design
Honey I will be rocking that extention cord!! I hope my vag isnt all bloody though. That might be embarrasing.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 6:23 pm |
And I wouldn't even need to accessorize...what, with the holograms and all! Perfect!
Jenner
cant help it. I am loving your stalker. If you two break up can I have him??
i have said this before but i will repeat it:
penis' are ugly, have a mind of their own
vaginas look like chewed up bubblegum under a table
Jenner,
When is the wedding? I want to make sure I dont double book myself that day. I hope you make sure to send out a classy evite for the occasion.
It's so sad that we all know her CD WILL SELL
I agree- I have never wanted anyone to die as much as I do Paris.
Or at least an accident that will leave her mangled and in pain.
...penis' are ugly, have a mind of their own...
KitKatWoman & her milkbags | 06.03.06 - 6:24 pm |
I like when they twitch.
*crickets chirping*
It's black-tie. Get it...black...tie???
MJF needs a shower | 06.03.06 - 6:21 pm | #
bad dum dum
Fancy - I REALLY wanna try & make it work and I'll do everything I can....but if it isn't meant to be, well, it isn't meant to be, and yes, you have my blessings!!!!!!!
BTW I've changed my mind on the bridesmaids gowns - everyone must wear the shiny hologram extension cords, like Blue Rose.........
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 6:29 pm | #
Can a wear a jaunty hat? I like jaunty hats.
Jenner...
Who's gonna be maid of honor?
Where's the bachlorette party?
Ok Jenner but can we wear plastic stripper shoes??
Fancy /at Prico's!! | 06.03.06 - 6:31 pm | #
I was going to wear my red platform jelly shoes-Tackiest things you'd ever hope to see!
Okay...I can't stand my yardwork stink any longer...I gotta go clean up. It's gonna start smelling like her cootie-cooter around here if I don't! Ta ta tadpoles! Froggy out!
I like jaunty hats, too - I like the word "jaunty" period!
I think I"d have to make MK Maid of Honour, for bringing us together in the first place,you know?
Fancy - there's a store in my hometown that sells NOTHING but those stripper shoes!!!!! ALL on display in the window, whenever I go home it CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME (and then I buy 6 pairs)
I will wear my pleather bustier, assless/crotchless chaps, and fingerless gloves. Oh and really cute purple do-rag with crystals on it.
'night MJF!
Bye MJF! Go wash the funk off!
I will wear my pleather bustier, assless/crotchless chaps, and fingerless gloves. Oh and really cute purple do-rag with crystals on it.
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 6:33 pm | #
This is gonna be THE HOTTEST AND CLASSIEST wedding ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
her ass is so bony, I'm surprised she didn't cut a hole open in the floor and fall through!!!!!!
there's ASOLUTELY NO FAT on that thing!
FLAT AS a panfrickincake!!!!!!!!
EEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 6:34 pm | #
OK, got your address, so you should have mine now... I think...
OK, got your address, so you should have mine now... I think...
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 6:39 pm | #
oooh I'll go check hotmail right now!!!!!!!!!!
look how EXCITED I sounded there
is brandon doing backingvocal?
This is gonna be THE HOTTEST AND CLASSIEST wedding ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 6:34
YESH!
Bye MJF!
jenner and Blue Rose, I still don't have your email addys, bitches!
Whoa while I was gone you bitches are getting married or somthing? Damn what happend to just holding hands?
As soon as I read the title of the post I knew it was about Paris.
Sounds like she is getting a brazilian. NASTY
Jenner
I would so love to go to that store!!
I have 3 pairs myself hahahah!!
omg, what a horrible song lol. sounds like something a 13 year old would sing, she is so awful. Its so funny, nicole richie sings better than her, she should have stuck with her she could have gotten hook ups with lionel richie lol. lame.
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 6:44 pm | #
Scout sent yours, so I'll just forward that one, so we'll be all set.
I was going to wear my red platform jelly shoes-Tackiest things you'd ever hope to see!
Blue Rose
snif snif you will be so beautiful!!
Jenner your sweet words touch my soul .
jenner and Blue Rose, I still don't have your email addys, bitches!
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 6:44 pm | #
I just emailed U both, so you should both have mine, if that's how this fandangled technology truly works.......
I would so love to go to that store!!
I have 3 pairs myself hahahah!!
Fancy /at Prico's!! | 06.03.06 - 6:46 pm | #
well, I HATE to admit it, but some of those shoes, man, if I could actually walk in them, I'd buy 'em!
snif snif you will be so beautiful!!
Fancy /at Prico's!! | 06.03.06 - 6:47 pm | #
Aw, we better bring plenty of cheap disposable cameras to commemorate the occasion.
Whoa while I was gone you bitches are getting married or somthing? Damn what happend to just holding hands?
Shalala Glitter Ball | 06.03.06 - 6:45 pm | #
me & Jenner the Great are gettin' hitched! When's your baby due? I'll try & schedule around you, coz it won't be the same if you're not there 
email addys people....
Here's one I never use. You can email me there and I can forward emails and then I'll give you the email I actually use.
here goes...
henbrain@aol.com
Jenner what the hell have you made happen girl? Okay I'm lost.
jenner in the chariot | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 6:50 pm | #
And I sent the one that YOU sent back to you AND Mousie, so if that doesn't work, there's something wrong with us, lol.
Jenner your sweet words touch my soul .
JENNER THE GREAT | 06.03.06 - 6:49 pm | #
well, you better write some good vows then, to show your appreciation! (did I mention we're writing our own vows?)
Bonnie Blue | 06.03.06 - 6:51 pm | #
sweet, adding to contacts, and I'll fire one off to you now! (maybe I should put "jenner" in the subject line so people will know who the hell is emailing them
Mousie has my email if anyone wants it she can send it to you!!
I got to go be back later and I will catch up on all the wonderful wedding plans!!
*PING* Bonnie!
And i will bring jaunty hats for you all my lovely flower children
*PING* Bonnie!
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 6:55 pm | #
Huh?
I got to go be back later and I will catch up on all the wonderful wedding plans!!
Fancy /at Prico's!! | 06.03.06 - 6:54 pm | #
'night Fancy!
Jenner what the hell have you made happen girl? Okay I'm lost.
Shalala Glitter Ball | 06.03.06 - 6:52 pm | #
NOT MY DOING AT ALL
haha she looks like a wax doll ... shes a wannabe barbie.
Jenner the Great...
We're not flower children...we're bridesmaids. Geez. Get it right!
And i will bring jaunty hats for you all my lovely flower children
JENNER THE GREAT | 06.03.06 - 6:55 pm | #
LMAO
Bonnie Blue | 06.03.06 - 6:56 pm | #
You have mail, girl!
Huh?
Bonnie Blue | 06.03.06 - 6:56 pm | #
she means she sent u an email, she's not flicking you with ehr finger or anything
OH AND FANCY - Mousie has mine, so I'll make sure she does the switcheroo!
oh, and I emailed U too, Bonnie Blue *PING*
henbrain@aol.com? Henbrain? I would have thought Meloni Meat!
Ok Jenner anything for you my sweet . The vows will be from my hart !
Blue Rose...don't know where you sent it..but I ain't got no mail. Mailbox empty.
Bonnie, I got a delivery failure message on that address.
Mousie...henbrain is actually an email acount that I've had since college. One of my roommates and I were up and we were drunk and high and came up with it. We thought we were brilliant at the time.
This picture reminds me of hentai tentacle rape for some reason...
christ almighty. so i come in after a rough day in they yard, and now I have to work my job, and I have to see this fug slut showing off again?
Okay I emailed Blue Rose. Got someone's email but got no idea which of you bitches it is, dammit!
If anyone wants Fancy's let me know.
Bonnie, I got a delivery failure message on that address.
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 7:00 pm | #
same here! I tried it twice!
Mousie - forward me Fancy's, & vice versa, if you please!
hmmmm....I dont know why you got an error msg. ok...try this. I just created it.
BonnieBlue1234@aol.com
christ almighty. so i come in after a rough day in they yard, and now I have to work my job, and I have to see this fug slut showing off again?
christine snarts | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 7:00 pm | #
*pats christine's head*
This picture reminds me of hentai tentacle rape for some reason...
andrea | 06.03.06 - 7:00 pm | #
uuuugh I've seen PLENTY of those, and I agree, CREEPY!!!!!!!! (but nothing's too creepy for Paris Hilton)
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 7:01 pm | #
Mine is sp_________83@yahoo.com, that should be a good enough hint, lol.
we were drunk and high and came up with it. We thought we were brilliant at the time.
Bonnie Blue | 06.03.06 - 7:00 pm
Oh Bonnie Blue isn't that how it always goes?
OK, Bonnie, I tried again. Let me know if you get it.
Oh Bonnie Blue isn't that how it always goes?
Shalala Glitter Ball | 06.03.06 - 7:05 pm | #
I have a not-so-witty-or-clever name for that, Drunk Logic
I've been a victim of "Drunk Logic" many times!!!!!!!
okie dokie. That worked. I got the addys 
Blue Rose, still clueless over here. Sorry!Dammit, jenner, give me her fucking addy or you will have to stay in while the rest of us go to Mansion. I got us a table in the VIP section.
Ahh...drunk logic. That fits perfectly.
OK everyone, I gotta go make some damn dinner, feed the cats THEIR dinner, etc etc etc
I will check my email though & see if I get everyone's addy! Yay! Technology!
'night everyone!
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 7:01 pm | #
I haven't recieved anything from you. Are you sure it was me you sent it to?
bye jenner!
Blue Rose, still clueless over here. Sorry!Dammit, jenner, give me her fucking addy or you will have to stay in while the rest of us go to Mansion. I got us a table in the VIP section.
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 7:08 pm | #
I'll forward it RIGHT NOW
Night Jenner!
Mousie..i sent blue rose's email.
thanks jenner I needed it. have a good one.
Bye Jenner
This email business is like watching a monkey try to fuck a football
She sounds horrible. I think it might end up being a hit though cause 13 year old girls will eat this shit up and for some reason they have lots of disposable income.
like watching paris fuck a homeless person.
oh, wait, that's something she's good at. my bad.
Christine....love the bunny
You bitches are just jelous!!! She sounds really Hawt and you can hear the FULL VERSION on perezhilton.com ....the most superior site in the world (compared to this shit hole of a blog)
Damn, i didn't think it was possible to get herpes in my ears. And why is she ripping off Gwen Steffani?
summer | Homepage | 06.03.06 - 7:12 pm | #
You just outed yourself as an idiot with that post and what you have as your homepage.
This email business is like watching a monkey try to fuck a football
Blue Rose | 06.03.06 - 7:10 pm |
I will be useing that statment for many.many, life situations
Do you think i give a fuck you silly little bitch?! Bratz dolls are the shit and so is Paris/Perez hilton!! Go suck on MK's manorexic elbow bones!
thanks for saying that about my bunny pic. he's so freaking cute!
Summer...you dont like...LEAVE!
Bonnie Blue u dont like....IGNORE!
don't feed the troll.
She should be inside madame tussauds
http://www.playpacman.net
Oh Summer Sweety you almost made me flip out my damn chair when I read that shit. Havn't laughed that hard all day.
When I read that I got this vision of a monkey screaming at the computer screen. Then shitting in it's hand throwing it at the monitor. Now run along and play with your dolls while the grown up play.
Well since i dont have the same opinion like you I must be a troll!
just joking
MMM. Manorexic elbow bones! *Homer Simpson noises*
Summer, you're obiously a child, and since I have one of my own, I'm going to ignore you.
Bonnie and Mousie-I got your emails, so I guess we're all straightened out. I need to go do some stuff-damn this having a life!! Later ladies!
I'm stuck here working
School's out.
Yeah same here got to actually get some stuff done. Later people
Christine...sorry...saturday working sucks.
thanks, bonnie, no shit. it's beautiful out too.
Christine...I dont know where you are but here in NYC, the weather sucks. It's hot and humid and rainy...
summer - STFO. If you don't like this place, then leave. Go over to Perez and excite him with your whining.
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"
rick james
Aggggh! I hate Crotchrot Hilton.
Crotchrot Hilton
she has gyno shpyll herpal aids.
she had someone phone it in.. the phoney!
uuuughhhh....i bet there's a puddle if biohazards leaking out of her on to the pink carpet.....
lucky me i don't have sound or video at work or i'd be even more nauseasous...
Bitch got big feet
you are ALL jealous of her outer beauty and INNER beauty
This girl makes me want to barf in my mouth. She probably has every STD in the world.
you are ALL jealous of her outer beauty and INNER beauty
beauty seeker | 06.03.06 - 8:01 pm | #
HAHAHAHA! You should seek deeper.
it must have taken an entire lab of photoshop workers to fix the gimpy eye. nice work, guys.
stars may be blind, but I aint deaf and bitch you suck! I think those were her flappy twat lips. WHAT A CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crotchrot Hilton
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 7:36 pm | #
reminds me of the name my now EX SIL(sis in law) gave our MIL(mom-in-law), becuase she didnt bathe that often when she visted you..
CROTCHPOT COOKIN
and left off the G for good reason
we hate trolls but LOVE bitches
I thought she sounded good and I will most likely buy her CD like I did her perfume
I thought she sounded good and I will most likely buy her CD like I did her perfume
beauty seeker | 06.03.06 - 8:17 pm | #
There are 12 step programs you know! I know a guy with the initials TC who could help you!
thought she sounded good and I will most likely buy her CD like I did her perfume
beauty seeker | 06.03.06 - 8:17 pm | #
You must smell like crotch rot....pick out a new perfume pronto!
KitKatWoman - get your silly ass down here to prico's. We all hanging naked by the pool, eating cheetos and drinking meth cocktails.
People often ask me what kind of perfume I'm wearing and I tell them it's from Paris Hilton. They are surprised.
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 8:22 pm | #
I must warn you my milkbags are leaking, and I'm all out of breast pads! I prefer having heroin injections if anyone doesnt mind?
And no one take pictures of me from behind...my roids are not in their peak condition this week!
the floor she is sitting on needs a HAZMAT crew to come in and clean up the drippings from her infested cooter
they have to wear masks and gloves and protective gear I heard.. even the stench could be felt throughout the neighborhood... people thought a stink bomb went off.......no joke!
KitKatWoman - whatever. Peeps here are already so toasted, no one will notice!
Kitkat...am I supposed to be seeing a red avatar? Everyone was saying something about your avatar...I feel left out!
Katie, damn you. Get that damn dildo out my face.
i dont think her voice sounds that bad actually. the song is simple and dumb, but what else do you expect.
my avatar is a set of milkbag slicked up breasts *giggles*
***People often ask me what kind of perfume I'm wearing and I tell them it's from Paris Hilton. They are surprised.
beauty seeker | 06.03.06 - 8:22 pm | *******
Surprised you smell like a yeast infection? I should hope so.
damn those huge titties!
KitKatWoman - but is that YOU!?
where do you want it to go Mouse any suggestions ?
Surprised you smell like a yeast infection? I should hope so.
Sneakysnarky | 06.03.06 - 8:32 pm | #
i wonder if their eyes water
nice titties KitKAt woman!
KitKatWoman - but is that YOU!?
Mousie Is At Prico's | 06.03.06 - 8:33 pm | #
oh hell the fuck NO its not me! I do have standards you know!
Dlisted standard *insane cackling*
Kitkat...I see no milkbags...oh well...i even tossed me cookies.
btw, hi katie.
I would not admit to wearing paris hilton's perfume. The thought is even making me gag.
Katie, in Hagface's dirtstar!
Hi Bonnie!....... cool Mouse let me get my Astroglide
You can hear the Paris sound clip of both the radio interview and the song at http://www.hollywoodgrind.com
Katie....
Don't enable Mousie when it comes to Hagface. We need to start an intervntion. You with me?
Goodnight all of you lovebugs! BDBF ants his dinner, dammit.
well since I did not get an invite to Prico's... I am just sitting here eating ice creme deciding what sex toy is going to be my date tonight.... took 2 Xanax feeling no pain... whatso ever... ( did clothes shopping ALL day at the mall with my teen ager that's why!)
anyways I am a sharing kind of gal anyone can borrow my sex toys
She's DISGUSTING!FUCKIN DISGUSTING! If She's shy, than that must make Nicky a reclusive hermit who hides out in a Monistary!
Katie...want me to come by and get you? No one will notice I'm gone. I'll fly up in the helicooter. I think it's fixed now. They wont notice I borrowed it either. I'll bring some crank and schlitz for the ride too. You can bring the sex toys and the xanax!
great! yes drugs would be preferable..
lots of them please!
k, katie...I'll be by to pick you up shortly.
BTW Katie...Mousie, Jenner, Blue Rose and I all exchanged email addys. Get mine from Mousie if you want. She'll give it to you.
ok will do thanks!
She's a modest, shy woman with a boundless love of humanity and deep musical talent.
What's it going to take to get the world to understand that? A blow-job?
fuck this shit is similar to UB40's kingstown...thats a disgrace to ub40...this is just pathetic
Howdy all
Hey, Rabies! I was wondering how you were doing? I was passing by Ft. Collins on my way back home in May and thought of you.
I downloaded it, and actually like it. I also should mention I downloaded Popozao by K-Fag, and hated it. Score one for Paris on at least being better then K-Fag.
She needs to take some time to focus on herself? Now does that mean she's going fix that lazy eye because she seems to be pretty focused on herself aside from that.
what up bitches!
and WTF is this?
what superhero would she play?
superpussy?
OMG! This rocks! The best song I heard in a long time! Beotch can afford platinum, but now it's going to be given to her!
You go Paris, what a sexy sultry voice, I'm in love! I haven't been not this excited since the Madonna's new record. Sign me up. I LOVE YOU PARIS. Your so pretty and I just love you so much alot. Their going to be alot of people in line for this recored, including me even if I get it free on the net, we need to support talent like this, don't steal or kill for money. Ok? Love forever, Alvin
I'm good. Got my internship and now I'm way busy (and temporarily living in Boulder to ease the commute to denver)
she looks like a mannequin
Rabies...
How's Boulder? I go over there occasionally with a friend for some "alternative medicine" treatments. It seems like a nice town, although, being from NE it is like enemy territory!
MK is torturing us by ending two days in a row with the horror that is Parasite...nightmares! Plus, this picture absolutely sucks.
this is not a bad song. you ppl are just haters. shame on you. wut are u doing better?
haterssssssssss.
this songs a nice summer car song
gee karla how can you type with that cock waving in your face?
Hey Hedwig! Where's your angry inch?
... I take that back. I really don't wanna know!! 
school's out! all the little girls who don't know any better are invading!
Hey Hedwig! Where's your angry inch?
Mama Roux
that's the FUNNIEST!!!
THANKS - Just listening to her gave my PC an STD virus....
I'm glad it's awful - can't wait for it to bomb nationwide...
She said she's playing hard to get!
yikes!!!! it's bad enough we have to get visuals of her stank ass on here,tv, now we have to hear her shit ass music on the radio????
I wanna die. I actually like the song. Only gtood thing about that is that I will STEAL IT on edonkey and I won't throw more money into this piece of trash's pockets. Damn it's so fuckin unfair that this stupid bitch gets to do whatever she wants just because she can pay any price. Everybody's like "hey she's beautiful" and stuff but actually considering her only job is to look pretty she does very poorly. Okay I will have to go to the next scientology center now to get brainwashed so I don't like this shit anymore I hate myself for still listening to it! I prefer joining Crazy Tom to admitting I like something Paris did.
MK...NO more Paris. She is so fucking GROSS. I just can't see what my hub see's in her? Yuck.
Spin..Where the hell are you? Drinking the Vodka again?
paris's warts have warts... what's next???? concerts
puh leese
Darn..Mouise is feeding her boy and I missed the damn party again.
nitea;;!
n ite, all!
Night, Christine Snarts.
nite Iove you bichestes !
Love to you. Love your fucking bunny.
MK, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT PARIS PICTURES LAST TIME?!
I'm 15 and I really do like this song.
I downloaded it and will play it for my friends.
I see cable and a mic... where the hell is the plug?
paris should get a nose job. she has the money for fucks sake.
Ew, sitting her hoo-ha on that nasty floor?
Though really the floor is cleaner than her hoo-ha.
Who buys this stuff? Is there actually a market for it?
I mean, this isn't even like the sad CD's put out by some of the lesser "American Idol" alumni; at least they (mostly) had some talent. What does she have? She makes Madonna sound like Pavarotti.
Is this a wax statue of her? She looks half dead.
what is it with you americans ? Do you not understand that is is you who are keeping her in the spotlight, dont comment dont buy the clothing lines, dont buy anything with her ugly face on the cover. her time will be up and she will leave to either marry well and procreate the cretins that will spring from her loins or will appear on every trashy tabloid that only the us can spill out. either is her kharma.
Well I hate to tell you this, but the girl can sing and it's a hot song for the summer.
It will be an international hit!
Nice little toe tapping beat. I don't even like the girl but after that crappy mess Madonna release this year...I'm planning on buying the CD if the rest of the songs are this good.
Me | 06.04.06 - 2:26 am | #
I don't and won't purchase anything that has to do with her. As for us "Americans" commenting on her, are you aware of what you yourself are doing, or do I need to point it out?
She can't sing. She can't dance. She basically can't do much but flash her hootch. But she has the bucks to hire the best producers to create catchy music.
And real musicians without connections struggle to get anything heard. No, life is not fair.
That. Is. A. Funny. Avatar.
jenner in the chariot | 06.03.06 - 5:58 pm | #
lovzit love your grav!
scout | 06.03.06 - 6:13 pm | #
aaww, thanks bitches!
crybabyAniston | 06.04.06 - 3:23 am |
Uhhh... no. Listening to this is like having your intestines sheared with white hot pliers and getting raped by a bunch of herpetic trannies. This shit won't even have camp value, but you know it'll probably be big in some Euro-trash hole or something though.
Here's the full song
[url]http://perezhilton.com/clips/paris-hilton-
stars-are-blind.mp3[/url]
Sound like Blondie's Tide is high - what a rip off.
OK - so we can't post hyperlinks here.
http://perezhilton.com/clips/par...s-are-
blind.mp3
That song is
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She should stick to porn!
ya I think if you're so interested in what she does that you eat up everything that's publicized about her at least own up to it... because she wouldn't be in media otherwise
OK that song sounds like it belongs on the "High School Musical" Movie. Does anyone not see that?
YAAAAAAAAAA, THAT'S RIGHT !!!!!!!
Compare her to MADONNA ...WTF????????
ARE YOU kidding ME???
This Bitch BEYOND sucks ,her "song" is BEYOND CRAP!
BUT HEY since you don't like Madonna,compare her to this twat who doesn't deserve one ounce of anything she's been GIVEN !!!!!! Where as Madonna came from NOTHING and WORKED for EVERYTHING she's got, at least give her THOSE props, SHEESH!
Ok, I listened to the full song on that ass-licking blog that is pereze hilton.
First of all, the writers have shamelessly ripped off an old UB40 song. And the voice? C'mon, who said she can sing?
She just CAN'T believe I'm not the greatest singer but as soon as I started working on the studio I learned how much you can manipulate a voice and you can make sing even the most useless crappy voice on the planet. Like Paris.
This record is really a piece of stinky crap.
But it will be a success, how sad.
How does she make money?
Really?
Don't nobody tell me her immediate family are billionaires. 'cause they are not.
{Her family is worth about 50 million dollars only. Her inheritance is in that ballpark. (Her family is not entitled to the hotels/from the Hilton COpropration) This is one of the reason they left NY. They were not accepted into the social circles b/c they did not have enogh money}.
So how does Paris make money?
that pic makes me wanna go wash my eyes out with peroxide.
That photo of her always makes me throw up a little in my mouth...I mean we are all SOOO close to seeing her squishy cooter in that shot. *GAG*
I think I'm going to cry...
Perez Hilton is done. He put the last nail in his coffin with that piece of shit wallpaper on his page. Anybody who LIES and says this shit is music has the musical capacity of Hellen fucking Keller. Paris hilton is that annoying trollop who everyone hated in high school. She is a mean spirited hose-beast who starts fights with everyone.
If I am in a store and I see someone about to purchase her cd, I will put them in a full nelson and body slam them. Then I will pee on the cd.
Miss B you're right.
I think Perez Hilton, with that wallpaper, has lost any kind of credibility has a gossip blogger. I just cannot see why he's gone that way. I'm new to this world of american gossip-bloggers: has he always been like that with Paris Hilton, or was he any different in the past?
ya I think if you're so interested in what she does that you eat up everything that's publicized about her at least own up to it... because she wouldn't be in media otherwise
Anonymous | 06.04.06 - 6:41 am | #
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That's like saying if one reads about Hitler and Atila the Hun that they eat up everything they did.
I'll read about the c*nt online but that doesn't mean I'll buy her crap songs.
See this
http://video.google.com/
videopla...362188397291938
that's waaay better than Paris
Then I will pee on the cd.
missb | 06.04.06 - 9:22 am | #
Madonna SUCKS
as does jealousy
So, I wake up and this horror is the first thing I see! This is one nasty looking ho!
14:55...14:56...14:57...14:58...
Please let her time on stage expire soon.
Hi Hearts! Thnks ya drank enough last night? Poor prico is still freaked out!
Mousie...a hangover AND Paris Hilton in the morning! And I still can't find my panties!
Hearts, I hope MK posts something else and soon! I think I saw jenner wearing your panties on her head in the hot tub.
Am i actually the only one who thinks this song sounds way not-as-bad as i expected it would be... its a nice summery catchy tune and it does remind me a little of No doubt reggea-ish sounds....
now shoot me
Damn that little jenner! Those were La Perla!
Well, we were warned not to bring clothing!
Please, MK, post something new!
(I wonder if jenner's wedding is still on?)
i hope the microphone cords choke her to death, fucking infested germhole!
jenner's stalker is definitely out there!
Don't know if she should be horrified or amused.
She's amused now but won't be if it gets out of control.
Well, we have her back!
Yep! We do!
"...It's a fucking machine doing the singing. Her vagina lips could've done a better job...."
I just noticed that! Lovely visual! Cooter lip-synch! Actually, I believe it's called queefing and mine sound better than this shit!
ughhh it's such a bad day at work (yes i'm at work) and seeing her wrapped in fucking microphone cords and NOT getting choked to death just PISSES me OFF SO MUCH
i'm so angry todayO__o
What the fuck is her problem? Does she even own a mirror??? This stupid twat actually thinks she looks sexy and attractive?
Yeah, there's no way all these people are hanging out with you, and listening to your shitty music, merely because you have Daddy's money to spend. Noo........
Where does that cord begin?
She can be a slut, ho, trick, or tramp but that is one of THE sexiest pics ever taken.
Get a choreographer and invest in a costume before you perform idiot!
firstly... she has no talent
secondly... she isn't only shy when she has to open her mouth and try to say something intelligent which we're all waiting to hear
thirdly... the song's not bad actually, and she couldn't have done a better job if she sang herself, but without a doubt it's totally not her singing it's the machine
"She can be a slut, ho, trick, or tramp but that is one of THE sexiest pics ever taken." Smokie
*gag*barf*
Ah, her parents must be so proud.
Dani-
He was SCATHING towards her. Then he met her, and seemed to immediately begin kissing her ass goiter. His comment pages are now censored, and he is a follower that makes all of her personal grudges his own. This has all happened within the past 3 or 4 months! He used to be an equal opportunity destroyer. Now he is just a sad, sad, teenage girl who wants Paris to like him.
I for one would rather floss my teeth with Ron Jeremy's pubes than hang out with the likes of that delusional Never Has-Been Hilton.
MK is way funnier anyway.
Sam Raimi directed Spiderman, not Stan Lee
And if THIS picture doesn't give ideas to psycho serial killers, I don't know what will.
Why isnt this bitch doing her work on the streets, where she belongs to instead of ennoying everyone.
I put the sound of my ass farting to the tune of "The Tide Is High" and voila, you now have Paris Hilton's first single.
Vagilla Gorilla!!! My God, that thing's pissflap is showing!!! Has she no shame?
Thanks missb, so now I know I'm not totally dumb because I could recall his critics to Parasite. He's so delusional. He was so critic ti Nicole Ritchie until she "confronted" him and now he's all sweet to her. MK is way funnier, and also you guys that hang on here I can't understand why people still go to perez now that it's so clear he's sold himself.
Fuck! I want a stalker tooooooo!
sammy | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 2:29 pm | #
Where'd that come from?? Just skimming the posts and see Sam's name from out of left field...
"is that cottage cheese or stretch marks by her right ass cheek?!! damm i guess they missed that when photoshopping."
that is cold, anonymous. but now that you've pointed it out... what the fuck *is* that? no way they didn't go through that pic without a fine toothed comb... if it's that bad after photoshopping, how skank does she look without it??
Paris returns from her day trip to the zoo...
God she has to be the worlds biggest slut
She is annoying!!!
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