Good LOrd the dogs hair is even standing on end from being near this frog eyed bitch. Yikes!
She looks like she has been repeadtly punched in the face!!!! She should just rename that dog Al cause she probably cant tell the difference between them. They are both white, lick themselves in odd places and they are both her bitches
hahahaha all comment are from heart i can go with you guys
why is she taking her dog to an event....how unclassy
first!!!!!!
The picture of the dog shaking hands is SO adorable.
Dear God, she is a scary monster.
first!!!!!!
ire | 06.04.06 - 1:00 pm | #
.....or not
holy shit! her arms are skinner than mine. she still has a fat person's lips though.
She looks like she is angry even when she's smiling.
I still think she's a living breathing bobble head!
Michael K! I thought you LIKED pets! Between Starlet and Tori Spelling, today must be animal ABUSE day! Star's poor dog refuses to look into the eyes of Medusa!
I guess Star was one of those fat chicks that heard "You have such a pretty face, you'd be so beautiful if you lost weight" ... certainly not the case with this bug-eyed git.
I meant Star never heard that. Still asleep on a Sunday morning. Going back to bed.
I absolutely hate this bitch. She is so full of hot air. She thinks she is hot shit, but she's really just cold diarhea...
Eat me.
It should be a crime for you to post those pictures of Star Beast
)
She's gonna pour gravy on that maltese, stick between two slices of buttered corn bread, and wash it down with some red Kool Aid.
Just when you think she can't get any creepier..
SWEET JESUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER WONKY FUCKING EYES AND TWO MILES OF FOREHEAD!!
I knew I'd get punished for skipping church and going garage sailing.
Good LOrd the dogs hair is even standing on end from being near this frog eyed bitch. Yikes!
Shalala Glitter Ball | 06.04.06 - 12:58 pm | #
ROFLMFAO!
She lied to Pinky to get him to act nice.. and got his hopes up by saying they were attending adopt a celebrity pet event and he might have to be auctioned for the better good of the world..
My gawd, she looks awful...I truly think her outsides will never be beautiful, because her insides are hateful and evil...even the picture of her laughing looks grotesque.
Hey heartsflowers, sorry I disappeared last night. In answer to your question, boulder sucks. =( I've never liked this town. Ft Collins and Boulder people are natural enemies like cats and mice =)
Funny, Rabies! Is it because of CU and CSU? Like I said last night, going to Boulder is like venturing into the "heart of darkness" for a Husker! 
Well, maybe you won't have to be there too long.
Geez MK that's two days in the row that you scared the living daylights out of me. First with Paris and now Star. Please give a girl a warning next time.
It begins with CU vs CSU but for me extends to their crappy attitudes and the fact that I can't even go to the thrift store here and pay less than $150 for something..it's so stupid. I hate being uprooted too. It's hard for me not to be around all my stuff. But I'll only be here til August and then back home for another fun-filled year of school. =)
Crap, gotta go again. Bye all.
frogface is at it again!
I hate this wall-eye, bobble-head hag. And remember when she said no one was willing to go face-to-face with her on this? I e-mailed the producer of The View, and gave them my full name, address and phone numbers for the THIRD TIME inviting a phone call.
What'd I get??? Big, fat donut hole.
Starsquatch needs to go back to the forest and forage for berries.
And I still think she's a perfect clone of Ursula the Sea Witch in Little Mermaid.
Stupid sea hag. With her gay little sidekick.
That's IT! Bitch looks like sea monkey!
Is she trying to push one out on that second picture?
Dear Lord, just when you think she cannot possibly get any uglier, she does!!
What is the deal with her? I wonder if all of that fake hair, fake eyelashes, tons of make-up, etc., is just making things worse instead of better. Scrape off the warpaint and ditch the wig, Star, you might actually look human!
great now we have to see her at any event cuz shes desperate for any attention....
and why is she dresses up like marylin...
Pinky needs to get saved...Now!!!!
She looks so totally different. Kudos to her new look. I just hope she's healthy since all her weight lost. When she was larger you could tell she would easily get out of breath when she talked.
Hi Vanina!
Hi Prico!!!
what's up???
I HAVE A MALTESE TERRIER!!! but i love him so i keep his hair short so he doesnt look like a twat!!! ...which this dog does, their hair is so hard to keep tangle free and nice.
on another note, star is scary
Meh, bored on a Sunday. My roommate is cleaning the cottage and apparently doesn't want my help (hooray). I'm just catching up with the celebrity skags.
pricolatino (Juicy Dirtstar) | 06.04.06 - 2:26 pm | #
i'm on a break... i mean, i have a lot of ironing to do...
*sigh*
just having some coffee and then i'll have to go...
I hate ironing...
maybe you should iron Star's forehead and neck while you're at it.
pricolatino (Juicy Dirtstar) | 06.04.06 - 2:26 pm |
LOL!!!!
ok, i'll try...
but i guess nothing can fix that!!!
ohhh!!!i cleared my cookies and i can see my new av!!!!
good!!!
Noni, OMG, I was thinking the SAME thing!!! (Ursula the sea witch) hahahahahahaha! That's who she looks like.
vanina - I still see your headless av. Is there a new one?
HEY HEY
I have a MALTESE PUPPY!! Not even 6 months!! No jokes about the dog!!
Im still waiting for my GD gravatar.
prico, thanks for having us over this weekend. We had a blast. BTW, if you run across a red thong, it's jenner's.
cokemonkey, it too them a week or more to get mine.
Christine, your grav still makes me laugh!!! Its so damn sweet!!
Star Jones just made my milk curdle
thanks! can't wait to see what you have in store.
oh god the titties are bad! LOL!
I mean, back. i'm a butthead.
That's right Prico- if you look back (yesterday's posts), I was locked in your bathroom. I found Mousie's Today sponges and I believe your xx-large enema bag.
that's my enema, bitch. heee.
star jones makes my milk turn to powered dirt.
Mousie Took A Nap | 06.04.06 - 2:47 pm |
Mousie, i changed the headless av for "i was young a long time ago" av!!!
wow, i can't believe gravatar aproved it so fast!!!
you're not headless anymore, either!
Coke and Christine!
LOL, no wonder my roommie has been cleaning the cottage all morning and afternoon.
she's gonna bust a blood vessel in that forehead if she's not careful!
christine snarts
that bunny is way cute!!!!
when i was very small my cousins had this little rabbit who'd love to eat toast with marmalade!!!!
awwwwwww!!!
(ok, dumb time is over, sorry y'all!!!)
juicy dirtstar, laugh my ass off prico.
Vaninia, they are so freaking cute!
I had a mini-lop, but never again, they don't live very long and you get so attached to them you almost die when they do!
wait, i was wearing a red thong too!!!
but that was before blacking out in the helicooter...
ohhhh...i'm soooo confused...
SHE LOOKS A BIT CONSTIPATED IN THE 2ND PIC!
Hello, bitches. Why is it taking Gravatar so long to rate my new one? 
I tossed my cookies and now see your new av, vanina! 
juicy dirtstar, laugh my ass off prico.
christine snarts out her dirts | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 3:00 pm |
Somebody said Paris uses juice from my dirtstar as powder... I think her complexion would be much darker, though. Kinda like Halle Berry, maybe.
christine snarts out her dirts | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 3:01 pm | #
i know Christine... 
i lost a cat and i still grieving about him...
my kid wants a new pet and she was asking for a bunny or hamster but i know about their short lives and i don't want to get involved with that!!!!
I found this today and it shows Star's Apartment that is forsale.
http://community.livejournal.com...nt/
6961114.html
the dog is adorable
Mousie Leaving Prico's | 06.04.06 - 3:06 pm |
Mousie, that was me like 12 years ago...
Oh No Prico!!!
Scout- I noticed that big old vein too!! Ugh!
pricolatino (Juicy Dirtstar) | 06.04.06 - 3:07 pm | #
Thanks Prico!!! now i can't get that visual out off my head!!!
Sassy- you are very attractive on your blog!! AND I AM NOT a bumper of uglies!! Are you the MILF on your block? Do the Soccer Mom's hate you?? 
prico - That was just nas-tay!
sassY ass.. | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 3:09 pm | #
thanks for the link!!!
i like the terrace...so big!!!!
Sassy- you are very attractive on your blog!! AND I AM NOT a bumper of uglies!! Are you the MILF on your block? Do the Soccer Mom's hate you??
CokeMonkey | 06.04.06 - 3:12 pm | #
My hub says I am the best MILF in our Sub but he is married to me so he would say that. He has a shirt he just bought and it says I love Hot Moms. I am not a Soccer Mom just a Gymnastics mom and there are a few HOT moms there.
Vanina..It's not too bad looking but look at the last picture. That room is FUG!
Hi, Mouise.
Shit. I forgot to say did you see her picture of herself in the bathroom? What a joke.
sassY ass.. | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 3:21 pm |
yeah, i think it's fine but there are a lot of things i would change!!!!
damn!! i'll change the whole thing!!!
it seems to be a small apt, though, but it's ok...
at least you can go out to that nice terrace...
Sassy, seriously, you are very pretty and your husband IS proud of you! Im slowly doing a blog but I am hesitant about pics, I dont know why! It feels strange. I'd love e-mail, but I am so shy sometimes!
Sassy!!!!
i saw the pic!!! LOL!!!
why would she want to put that in the bathroom???
So constipated people could shit without the help of laxatives?
Maybe that's what she used to lose weight!!!
It's sad, as pathetic and disgusting as she was when she was like 400 pounds, she's just gotten much uglier after her lame fat-be-gone surgery.
Coke..I don't put pictures of my family on my blog. It was bad enough for me to put myself on there but when I began to post here, some of the anons were calling all the regulars 300 lbs. I say go for the blog.
Vanina..hahaha! I bet Paris has her pictures in every room of her house including her bathrooms.
W.T.F?
Hi Sassy. And yeah, I took the virtual tour of Parisite's mansion. Bitch has a life-sized photo of herself in her front hallway and mirros everyehere. Really tacky.
She kinda looks like tori spelling.
Mouise..I seen the house that she bought and I think MK posted it here but not sure. Yeah, I seen those pictures too.
Shit. I wanted to say my stalker is a bitch. Grrrrr!
Dlisters -
Here is a very funny "architectural review" of Star's apartment by our friends at The Gilded Moose. Enjoy:
http://thegildedmoose.blogspot.c...ure-
review.html
LA - that's some funny shit. Satan's cumrag! WTF?!
Helllo everyone!
What no picture of a half nanked Parasite. Am I in the right place??
Starzilla is fucking scary looking.
LA..Loved the review.
Hi Fancy.
I'm not anti-star jones. I'm anti-hideous fucking ugly freaks of nature. Both these dogs should be shot.
Hey all. My gravatar finally got approved damnit!
Hi Fancy!
should have zoomed more on it.
Notachance..Is that your real cat? I have been waiting for my new one to get rated. How long did yours take?
heya bitches
no, not my cat. can't have one, husband is deathly allergic.
it took 2+ weeks!!!! really f-ing long.
that pic is from stuffonmycat.com
Hi spin!
what up mousie!
Notachance..My hub is allergic to cats too. My daughter just asked if we could buy a cat the other day and I said NO. Damn, 2 weeks? I just to get mine within about 4 hours.
Hey, Spin. Drinking Vodka yet?
I meant used to. Dumb typos.
Hey, Spin. Drinking Vodka yet?
sassY ass..My Stalker=BITCH |
i thiught i'd save that for a special occasion like when parisite apologizes to the public for being shallow, frogface apologizes for being......frogface...or when k-fool publically apologizes for taing advantage of the position he's in
god i wrote all that with a straight face too!
i've come to terms with the fact that i just can't type well.
I don't want to keep seeing this hagola's face every time I refresh!
Spin..You are too funny.
Mouise..I know. We need more gossip. MK must being enjoying his day.
I guess I have not been paying attention, but I am shocked to see Starsquatch holding an animal.
About four years ago when my son was a baby I would watch The View. At that time there were some segments with animals.
I distinctly remember when people (Barbra, Merideth, Joy) brought their pets, Starzilla would freek out. She seemed genuinely petrified of the animals. I would swear she said she hated Dogs.
Between that hair and that dress and the dog (which is very cute) she looks like she is trying out for the role of Dorothy in The Wiz! She should also try out for the scarecrow part...she is fugly enough.
She lost too much weight too fast. At her age, the skin's elasticity is shot. Gastric bypass never looks good over 45.
you know who | 06.04.06 - 4:43 pm | #
I would say the Wicked Witch of the West.
oops gotta go....dealer!
wow. i guess they can lipo your arms too.
shes a weird bitch but she looks kinda purdy there
she looks like a villian from a superhero movie. i'm trying to think what special powers she would have.
Bye, Spin. Is your Drug Dealer there?
What the F***!!! Damn she's ugly. She looked millions times better when she was overly overweight.
Hi Everyone....what's happening?
post pictures of jake gyllenhaal instead of star. I am getting tired of ppl dissing star. it used to be funny, not it's just mean.
That's not Al, that's lunch !
*now
Hey, Sloan... It's slow today. How the hell are you? Can't stay long.
post pictures of jake gyllenhaal instead of star. I am getting tired of ppl dissing star. it used to be funny, not it's just mean.
Anonymous | 06.04.06 - 5:39 pm | #
I agree, I'd rather have eye candy, instead of "my eyes, my eyes!! I'm blinded" Star. I don't know where anon has been... its always funny and mean - that's the whole point.
I had such a nice day by the pool....and you?
is she really that ugly?
Having one of those days where I am not in the mood to do much. I have only one kid here tonight which is nice, so I must get some shit done around here. I will be back later. Glad you enjoyed the pool.
Shit. I wanted to say my stalker is a bitch. Grrrrr!
sassY ass..My Stalker=BITCH | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 3:45 pm | #
Oooops!! I forgot that stalkers don't bother me. Grrrr!!
that poor dog has a look of desperation on his face...just being held by her should be animal cruelty..she is one nasty nasty bitch..*shiver*
I am kid free for as of yesterday for 1 month....first it was great and now it really quiet and strange
Shit. I wanted to say my stalker is a bitch. Grrrrr!
sassY ass..My Stalker=BITCH | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 3:45 pm | #
Oooops!! I forgot that stalkers don't bother me. Grrrr!!
sassY ass..Me=DUMB BITCH | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 6:05 pm | #
That was NOT me. You are such a fucking bitch for using my information. Thought I would let you know that MK knows you are doing this shit. I am going to email him right now that you are on.
Sloan..Check your email.
Sassy, this shit is getting weird.
Okay...first of all, let me say that Star is a direct descendant from E.T. Second of all, I finally got my f*ckin avatar!
...
Vuitton Girl | 06.04.06 - 6:19 pm | #
Er,. it's not showing up
Never mind-I see it now.
Blue Rose..No shit. I just emailed MK to let him know that bitch is here right now. This is getting stupid. To my Stalker: You are a fucking low life BITCH! Get a fucking life. Use your own GD name and Gravatar. *Rolling eyes*
WTF is going on Sassy....You have found some freak...I hope that MK can do something for you!
Sloan..I know. That fucker is a low life and has too much time on their hands to use someone elses information. MK will, don't worry.
Ok Sassy...I just noticed your name was bold and then when they wrote it out just like you, their name was lighter
Sloan...The REAL Sassy is leaving. I will email you tonight when I post. Not sure if you will be here but atleast the others will know who the real Sassy Ass is.
Fuck you, Stalker. Have a nice day. Talk to you bitchs later.
I'm all for anonimity if that's what some people want, but maybe it wouldn't be such a bad idea if we had to register to post.
Hi Blue Rose
I have no problem with that!
Hmm, I just noticed something myself, for future reference. The link to the REAL sassy's homepage is green, because I've clicked on it before, the fake one is pink. At least I can tell you apart that way.
Hey people....
Sassy...need someone to take down the stalker? Let me know. That shit is just not cool...
As for Star...she still does and always will scare me and make me have nightmares.
Hey Sloan. I'm not around for long. Just had to get a little Dlisted fix, lol.
Good point, mine is green too!
I want to adopt the puppy. It's so cute. Even though I'm not a little dog person. My mom used to breed little dogs.
this is what nicole richie will look like in 15 years there is a definate resemblence to her and nicole richie
I'm out. Bye Sloan and Bonnie.
good for her shes toned her arms ,but she will always have afug face
She seems to be trying too hard to look happy in these pics, when she's not.
poor dog needs to be careful, she might skin him for the fur.
Bye Blue Rose! Have a great night!
That lil' doggie's gonna get rabies from that hag bat bitch. Save the lil' doggie!
That dog is so becoming her coat this winter
she will have to be buying generic dog food soon .. she will be out of work WOOF!
ugh Star makes all hardons deflate instantaneously
ugh Star makes all hardons deflate instantaneously
Anonymous | 06.04.06 - 7:28 pm | #
that was me
That bitch would go to the opening of an envelope. Hell, she'd attend the opening of my legs!
cant we inform PETA of pet cruelty? poor poor PINKY
I met Star Jones the tuesday that just past on the View and she is actually really nice!!!!!!!!
I know this is messed up to say. But she is SO freaking ugly. Dayum!
I mean, she looks better than when she was a chub, but why can't she do something, ANYTHING, about that mug of hers?
Ew.
I met Star Jones the tuesday that just past on the View and she is actually really nice!!!!!!!!
Natalie | 06.04.06 - 7:51 pm | #
The soldiers who ended up guarding Saddam Hussein also said that he was a nice caring well mannered man. (stoic face)
I hope she has a lot of money in the bank. Because once she gets kicked off the View she's never going to find work again.
Does PETA have some kind of 911 type of number?
The last pic reminds me of The Wizard of Oz. I'll get you and your little dog too.
KitKatwoman
Your tities scare me!!
My computer must not like KitKat's avvie. I can't see it.
ugh...where's my avvie?
There it is. Phew!
Star looks very pretty now
OMFG i think i just threw up in my mouth a little
Ok, is the bitch trying to be MARILYN MONROE?
Fancy /at Prico's!! | 06.04.06 - 9:17 pm | #
LOL dont get me mad or my milkbags will burst like Mt. St. Helens!
these crack & meth smokers thinkin Star looks good makes me sad!
these crack & meth smokers thinkin Star looks good makes me sad!
You guys are so mean. Star Jones has worked really hard to get where she is today. You're all just totally jealous of her success and her heroic weight loss. Also, that is her DOG, not her HUSBAND! Hello!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
By the way, other than being on The View, why is that pig a celebrity???
You guys are so mean. Star Jones has worked really hard to get where she is today. You're all just totally jealous of her success and her heroic weight loss. Also, that is her DOG, not her HUSBAND! Hello!
starfan#1 | 06.04.06 - 9:45 pm | #
1st of all you need a sense of humor & a lesson in sarcasm (ex. that is her DOG, not her HUSBAND! , no shit sherlock)
2nd heroic weightloss? She refuses to say how she did it. How is losing weight being heroic?
3rd yes she has had success but would she be as successful if she was of another race?
dont burn your brain on these, i wont be held responsible.
I hate Star soooooooooo much.
Star, Scar.
That rhymes!
Kitkatwoman | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 9:48 pm | #
I just popped in. NICE TITS BITCH!! These two make a good couple>>>>>>>>>>
Kit - sorry babe that was me!!!
Kit - sorry babe that was me!!!
NoAnjl | 06.04.06 - 9:56 pm | #
thankssss! i love your penis! it needs to squirt in real-time
Star is so saggy her bagina lips needs a bike lane.
Kit - lol - it's SUPPOSED to move. I'll have to ask Queen Scout to hook me up. Anyhoo, not a good av for Monday, just Friday. Must change tom when I get in work back to my crashed out dog.
hehehe your penis is squirting my bags, above
It's all because of jealousy of Star Jones and because she lost weight when she went on that diet.
Every one on DList is green with ENVY.
Get a grip on yourselves and look before you type such hate.
She is a lovely beautiful woman now.
if I prayed, I would pray for all of Stars fans to see her thru clear glasses instead of rose colored glasses *sighs* Oh the humanity.
Silly girl, diet my big ass...STARS DIET....she should write a book then to help all us other fat asses then dont you think?
She will get her just desserts and choke on them when swallowing
I wonder if her face would've looked normal had she really lost the weight through diet and pilates. At least when she was fat her face looked normal
NoAnjl what happened?!!!
Hello people!
If her skin was green, it would look like the witch was about to eat Toto...
pricolatino (Juicy Dirtstar) | 06.04.06 - 10:18 pm | #
i need to plant my WHO-HA on your avatar *blushes*
LOL
too weird Prico!!! I just saved that pic to turn into a gravatar, where the skin tint turns to green!!! I was motivated by Anonymous 9:46's comment
That dog's name is Pinky, NOT Al Reynolds! Al and Star are a beautiful couple and you all just WISH you had a great marriage and life like they do!
whistles....someone didnt take their medssssssss (sing song voice)
I do want Big Gay Al's life... as long as I don't have to dip my stick into the brown sauce...
I do want Big Gay Al's life... as long as I don't have to dip my stick into the brown sauce...
Star Fan | 06.04.06 - 10:02 pm | #
I've lost weight before, and I didn't look like Jack Elam, unlike Star. If I had her life, I'd end it.
Oh my god I WISH I was Star!
Melody Jenifer | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 10:44 pm | #
WTF????
Melody Jenifer | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 10:44 pm | #
WTF????
Blue Rose | 06.04.06 - 10:46 pm | #
i 2nd that WTF????
hey kids - just checking in - forgive me if this has been mentioned before - but what is it with people that have lost a lot of weight they have that vein in their forhead ala nicole richey and star...?
Hey, hot bitches. Just getting here.
Time to read what you posted. It's the REAL Sassy Ass..
and i'm out for some beauty sleep (not that I *need* it...) see you tomorrow!
just me | 06.04.06 - 10:53 pm | #
Hmm, never thought about it. I have that sometimes when I get REALLY mad, but otherwise you'd never notice it. Maybe they have bad blood pressure???
hey sassy! my milkbags were missing ya! :lol
Night Just Me!
Sassy, I don't know if you saw it, so I'll post it again...
Hmm, I just noticed something myself, for future reference. The link to the REAL sassy's homepage is green, because I've clicked on it before, the fake one is pink. At least I can tell you apart that way.
Blue Rose | 06.04.06 - 6:34 pm | #
Probably not everyone can see it, unless they've clicked on it too, but if I'm around when your stalker posts, I can at least give a heads up to everyone else.
I do want Big Gay Al's life... as long as I don't have to dip my stick into the brown sauce...
pricolatino (Juicy Dirtstar) | 06.04.06 - 10:35 pm | #
WTF?
WTF?
sassY ass..My Stalker=BITCH |
Hey, I'm just saying... Doing nothing but buy clothes, party, show up at every celebrity event and spend all of Star Jones' money, doesn't sound that bad...
just me Julia Roberts has that vein thing going, so does Tom Cruise... maybe it's the mark of the beast?
Blue Rose I see the same color changes in the homepages too
Blue Rose...Hi,love. I seen that but if you click on the homepage of my stalker that damn bitch has my blog wrong.
but we don't want to click on theirs Sassy or the link will become the same color as yours!
I'm visiting your page for the first time, Sassy!
we see yours as green because we've visited yours before; theirs is pink because we've not visited theirs.
Now I'm thinking of Stewie in my head yelling "Victory is mine! BLAST!"
thats a scary bitch
I saw Nacho Libre tonight, and met the lead actress (well, not so much met as saw her in person from a close distance). It's stupid funny.
i wonder if Star wears a bikini, the Bikini Strangler will find her?
yeah its in bad taste I agree..
It's all because of jealousy of Star Jones and because she lost weight when she went on that diet.
Every one on DList is green with ENVY.
Get a grip on yourselves and look before you type such hate.
She is a lovely beautiful woman now.
Star Fan | 06.04.06 - 10:02 pm | #
I am jealous and envy? I think NOT! She would love to have my life.
She should be envy of me! I can eat a tub of haagen dasz for dinner, and my weight doesn't change! NEENER NEENER!
hey sassy! my milkbags were missing ya! :lol
Kitkatwoman | Homepage | 06.04.06 - 10:56 pm | #
All I see is your SUV Cadi. I will clear my shit.
She gon' eat dat dog.
that's neat how someone can know us for such a short time and peg us so well... we're all fat, jealous and wish we had Star Jones' (Paris Hilton's, Jennifer Aniston's...) life. Your assessment is DEAD ON!!!
Hey, I want Jennifer Aniston's life! Having 6'5" of man between my legs whenever I want...!
Prico is Nacho Libre "worth" seeing? Stupid funny's ok, as long as the funny is there...
Scout..I read the email you send to Mouise about my Gravatar. You are such a lovely person to want to animate it. When I get my new one, I will email you. I don't have your email address but I will get it from Mouise, ok?
Euew Vince Vaughn is soooooo.... soooo..... pudgy!
Prico...Don't laugh at my blog. It's boring as shit.
Ok, Sassy!
LOL, I love Vince... I don't have much patience for too pretty or too shaved or too muscular men.
I thought it was funny. Not throughout the whole movie (it's produced by Nickelodeon I think) but it had very funny parts. If you understand Spanish you may enjoy it more. And I was hyperventilating from laughter at one point, so yeah, I'd say it's funny.
The director made Napoleon Dynamite. If you liked that, you'll like Nacho Libre.
Hey, I want Jennifer Aniston's life! Having 6'5" of man between my legs whenever I want...!
pricolatino (Juicy Dirtstar) | 06.04.06 - 11:10 pm | #
You hot slut.
at least we cant see Stars cleavage in these pics...no need to share the folds of shame w/the rest of us
The director made Napoleon Dynamite. If you liked that, you'll like Nacho Libre.
pricolatino (Juicy Dirtstar) | 06.04.06 - 11:14 pm | #
That reads like something should be on a dvd box in the future, lol.
No I'm not in to pretty boys myself but he just looks so b-l-o-a-t-e-d.
yeah I liked Napoleon Dynamite but it had to kind of simmer, grow on you. It was funnier on recollection.
It's the alcohol, scout... it bloats you. LOL
Nacho Libre is the same. It has the same almost real but surreal small town feel to it. Except this time the small town is Oaxaca, Mexico.
ok nightie bitches, my milkbags are tired and my bills are paid.
Till tomorrow!
Night Kitkat!
I know poquito Espanol... mainly how to ask a mother if she wants to breastfeed her baby, and not to push during labor. Will that help me enjoy the movie?
LOL, I don't know how to answer that...
'night Kitkat!
scout | 06.04.06 - 11:24 pm | #
you said it would help if i knew some Spanish!
Well, they did say what I saw wasn't the final edit, so I believe they're probably gonna add some subtitles for the Spanish parts. But quite honestly, those were few and far apart, and you get most of it from the context.
I'm still laughing... LOL
I'm out guys. I have to get up early and get the devil spawn to vacation bible school. I hope she doesn't burst into flames when she enters the building, lol. Goodnight!
BlueRose
'night all, I'm out too!
Vacation Bible School!?!? LOL
Good night, I'm off to shower my funny parts.
Prico..I am going to see that Movie with my mom next week. Can't wait.
Hub came up to talk so I am behind in the posts.
Night, Kit.
Night, Blue Rose, Scout and Prico.. Sweet dreams.
Where the hell is Sloan? I know she will show up soon.
IS THAT MR. HANKY?
HIDY HO!!!!
Hey Sassy! Just realized a way to identify the real Sassy Ass...but I don't want to say too much because STALKER=BITCH will read it, too.
Shit..I just checked my other email address and my new Gravatar was rated the same damn day. It was in my junk mail. It's fucking sexy but I won't use it unless my stalker comes back.
Hearts...Hello, hot bitch. How the hell are you? We have figured out that shit. That bitch is going down. I am just glad that people know the REAL Sassy. Yep, she is one dumb bitch and she/he called me dumb.
Sassy, doll...I think you have it figured out too! Stupid stalker don't know what it's in for...take down time!!
And every time I see that last picture of Starsquatch, I just think...
"Get In Maaa Bell-eeeee!"
I have taken down time. My computer was messing up for about 3 weeks. I am not on here all the time.
I am so glad to see the real Sassy Ass back, and with scout's help, soon shaking that gorgeous ass!
And your blog is not boring! Loved seeing your pic and the one of your house!
Oh, I should have said, in my best announcer's voice, "Take-down Time!!" Just like WWE wrestling!
Hearts..I so want to post my new Gravatar. It is fucking hot! Scout is a hot bitch. I will have her do something with one of my Gravatar's.
Sorry but my blog is boring as shit. But I SOOOOOO love my house. I am one lucky bitch.
Where in the hell is Little Bunny FOO FOO? I know she had a trip last week. Foo Foo.. Come out and play.
'ello, 'ello everyone! just dropping in. is Sassy gonna shake that hot butt?
I think Bunny is still in Argentina with Hot Boyfriend...we all miss her little furry ass!
Sorry but my blog is boring as shit. But
i love your blog! i've always thought you were quite attractive.
*waiting with mike for sassy to shake her hot ass*
i'm too tired to read all the posts. but i would love to see Sassy shaking that ass.
Me, too, mike, and I am mostly hetero! (mostly)
'ello, 'ello everyone! just dropping in. is Sassy gonna shake that hot butt?
mpcmike | 06.05.06 - 12:00 am | #
You will just have to wait and see.
Scout is a genius!
i love your blog! i've always thought you were quite attractive.
mpcmike | 06.05.06 - 12:01 am | #
I don't do much on my blog. I think is sucks. Thanks for saying I am attractive (sp)? *Muah*
sassY ass..My Stalker=BITCH | Homepage | 06.05.06 - 12:07 am | #
i've always been an ass man. or maybe just an ass. but regardless, i can't wait, that's gonna be hot!
assY ass..My Stalker=BITCH | Homepage | 06.05.06 - 12:09 am | #
you're very attractive. you seem like a happy person.
Ok, hot bitches. I will have Scout have my ass shake if she can. But you would love my new Gravatar. It's hot shit.
i'm gonna run around and scope out the latest news and stuff. might be back to say hello later. sweet dreams.
Mike...Muahaha! My hub loves my ass! He can't keep his hands off of it. I am such a happy person. I am so lucky to have such a great hub and kids.
See you in a bit, Mike.
She needs to put on a pair of big sunglasses and NEVER take them off!
lovzit | 06.05.06 - 12:19 am | #
Your Gravatar is killing me.
this blog is all about bithces isnt it
this blog is all about bithces isnt it
CHERri | Homepage | 06.05.06 - 12:34 am | #
Yes, it is.
That bitch swears she hot. She looks like a starving black iguana with a good weave.
Oh wait a minute!! Star Jones looks like Snoop Dog in drag. Well she looks like she picked up a canine furball at the Dogg Pound. Lord I hope the bitch done got her rabbies shots cause Al will be all tizzified if he catches fleas from this bitch!!
Oh wait a minute!! Star Jones looks like Snoop Dog in drag. Well she looks like she picked up a canine furball at the Dogg Pound. Lord I hope the bitch done got her rabbies shots cause Al will be all tizzified if he catches fleas from this bitch!!
SHAQUANDRA |
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Haha kinda. If Snoop Dogg waxed his brows and suffered a severe blow to the head with a blunt object (preferably a frying pan) and also if he got couple dozen botox injections and shit.
STAR JONES NECK
LOOKS LIKE
A
TORE UP
VAGINA
AND
SHE
LOOKS
LIKE
A PIECE
OF SHIT
WITH CORN
IN IT
!!!!
I am out of here. Night, all and Mike.
Your Gravatar is killing me.
Sassy Ass..Shake that Ass! | 06.05.06 - 12:21 am | #
LOL thanx Sassy ..niters!
FUCK I HATE HER SO MUCH ITS UNBELIEVABLE... I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEW VIEW SEASON TO START SO THAT JO AND ROSEY EAT HER ALIVE AND KICK HER ASS
I COULDN'T HATE HER MORE EVEN IF I TRIED.
OMG I HATE HER
http://legossip.blogspot.com
Actually, her face is starting to "settle". She looks pretty damn good - considering.
Dare i say she actually looked better fat
I smell soggy poop!
its difficult to explain, but at times her face really reminds me of nicole ritchie!
Look at her, this bitch is dilusional. She thinks she's Marylin Monroe or sexy and playful with her cute dog.
She's a MONSTER
nice job posing with a puppy to try to soften her image. you just know she couldn't wait to put that poor dog down.
joydivision was the best punk band ever. (Sob)
Star jones is fucking creeping me out so bad I'm not looking at it anymore, don't want to have nightmares.
Star's face is constructed of nightmares!
christine snarts out her dirts | Homepage | 06.05.06 - 7:54 am | #
Good Morning Christine!!!!
morning Vanina! how is it goin?
Christine, i'm still asleep!!!
i've been tempted on going back to bed but today's monday and i have a lot to do; just that i don't feel like doing it...
i'm getting another cup of coffee...
i'll be right back!!!
coffee..... drool. must get coffee..
taking my daughter to school and stopping for a hot cup of coffee!
I'll be back.
AAAAAAAARGHHHHH!!!! Way to make it Monday a.m. MK! Hi Vanina and Christine! Are your eyes bleeding too?
DAYUM!! That B*atch is ugly...
Lookin' at those Pic's makes me think that big gay Al isn't "teh Gehy" but rather in to beastiality.
plow something so hideous... Ugh even lookin'at those Pic's makes me taste my breakfast again.
morning Bitches!
i have 4 more mornings left ALONE before school finishes with my heathans (9,10&11)
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SHOCKINGLY FUG!
Morning Harley, KitKat!!!!
Kitkatwoman | Homepage | 06.05.06 - 8:23 am | #
KitKat!!! i keep forgetting your kids start holidays down there...
mine started school in March and she'll stay there until december!!!
(weeeee!!!!)
i'm on a new avatar search already i cant keep this window open w/my kids that will be around *blushes* . I may go back to my dominatrix barbie but my dream avatar is of Tom Cruise bleeding from the eyeballs GIF
hint hint anyone can help?
(weeeee!!!!)
vanina | 06.05.06 - 8:27 am | #
Gloater! i would gloat too!
I'm going to running/walking at our schools track and making the kids do the same thing! They will HATE ME! My kids are skin and bones and prefer riding their bikes but they need real exercise.
I'm almost out of caffeine! ALERT THE AUTHORITIES and lock your doors
Mornin' KitKat! Sorry, I'm a tenchno tard1 E-mail scout. Today's one of my busy days, so I'll be in and out!
morning beotches!
on topic.. and they called it puppy looooovee....
Good Morning Everyone!
This bitch disgusts me.
morning all! kitkat, wanna look at my photo bucket? I got me some cool avatars!
christine snarts out her dirts | Homepage | 06.05.06 - 8:49 am | #
LQQKing now!
my damn kids are off starting wednesday! dammit!
http://s19.photobucket.com/album...75/christine43/
help yourself!
Good morning, bitches! Still without a computer at home (grr...)
What is going on?!?!?! Gonna catch up a bit.
omg i love your pics, the animal ones are WONDERFUL. my favs cat in bowtie/hat, pot carebear, anything with Crowe(drools)
morning
thanks! help yourself. that's my german shepherd and my cats.
Still without a computer at home (grr...) What is going on?!?!?! Gonna catch up a bit.bzbee | 06.05.06 - 8:55 am | #
OMG my condolences on your computer, I would be climbing walls w/o mine , i have my backup of my kids POS computer!
Why the fuck is this bitch so happy. I can't look at this shit it's Monday. And bitch, you are no Marilyn! Save Pinky. If I were that dog, I'd gnaw my own paw off to escape.
This is a great place to vent, but wow--some of this is just plain mean. Star isn't wearing a wig in these photos, nor is she wearing too much make-up. I don't care what she did to lose the weight. Dayum---at least she lost it! I'm sincerely annoyed at the fact that she is married to Big Gay Al and all, and I hear their marriage is on the rocks. I say we start a new campaign to SAVE STAR from Big Gay Al!!!
Because I know first hand what it's like to be married to a lying fag.
I want a dog SOOOOOOOOO bad but with 5 people, 4 cats and a moderate size house, I am going to have to wait till we expand the house or move. I have surrogate dogs though (neighbors dogs)
Big Gay Matt's Ex Wife | 06.05.06 - 8:57 am | #
DAMN how long were you married and how did you find out?
Sorry but i'm a nosey bitch.
I hope you have found someone
I missed Andeson Cooper's birthday AND I was visually assaulted by Frog Face Star Jones first thing this AM. Not a good start to the week, peeps...
Kitkat-It was a LOOOOOONG weekend, let me tell you.
*dry heaving*
Bitch looks like Digger The Dermatophite.
Good Monday Morning, bitches!
This hagola is still up here, huh? I had to bail yesterday when my eyes began to bleed.
digger. LOL
I hear ya on the no dog thing, I waited a long time before I had him.
Group vommit!
Good morning, bitches.
I still see Star is here.
good morning everyone and happy monday. i dont know where to ask and since i know you guys are all so smart , id come here... ok, so i watched a scary movie last night and strated thinking about this other one that i saw about, hmmmm maybe 3-4 years ago?? in this movie, the killer was blended into the wall- i remember red brick mostly and watched this girl all the time.. really scary and the detectives knew who he was and they found pictures of walls in a shoebox under his bed... i know its not much to go on but i cant go on with my day until i figure this out its driving me crazy. any ideas???? thanks!
Sassy, at least SOMEONE got thru to prico about tak. I tried severel times, dammit!
minnnnna | 06.05.06 - 9:06 am |
No clue.
Sassy, did you fix the stalker issue?
minnnnna | 06.05.06 - 9:06 am
Sorry, no clue on this end.
Mornin' my loverly tadpoles! I think someone up a couple posts thinks that we bash Star because of her appearance. I won't speak for everyone here, but I bash Star because she's a condescending, irritating, self-promoting, egotistical, snide, drama queen. (and she's ugly)
Jennifer! You recovered from the covention in South Beach?
no clue. is the stalker gone??
I think it's best that I can't seem to remember most of the past weekend, other than my lovely cord ensemble and a box of pink wine...
Good morning!!
Hi MJF! Both Hearts and Jenner are missing red thongs!
Just barely, Mousie. I consumed alot of booze! Still can't find my undies.
Hi to everyone!
Star is still falling from the ugly tree.
....well that might explain why I was wearing three thongs when I came to.
look at that frog go!
I was missing my thong.
Hi Daya!
COkeMonkey got locked in prico's bathroom and went snooping through his med chest. What an eye-opener THAT was!
Good Morning My Dlisted Babies!!!
Everyone have a good weekend?
Because I know first hand what it's like to be married to a lying fag.
Big Gay Matt's Ex Wife
was that REALLY necessary?
hey !!! i lost a red thong too!!!!
not to mention the red kilt Prico was using to cover his goods...
and good morning to all my babies!!!!
I was looking soooooo forward to this last weekend because I could have sworn that the new series "Meerkat Manor" was supposed to premier last night. (I have a thing for meerkats...so what???) But noooooooo! I just saw a commercial saying it's premiering next FRI!!! What gives? I think I'm losing my mind.
I heard that Oprah was coming to rescue Star's career. She is going to intervene on her behalf and talk to Barbara Walters about keeping her on "The View" and if that does not work, she is going to find a way to get Star her own show.
gosh, i keep refreshing and all i can see is Star's face...
ohhhh, my eyes!!!!!
Gail | 06.05.06 - 9:23 am |
Great....cuz we haven't see enough of her yet.
Good morning, all!
Hi there Prico!!!!
good morning! like the new avatar?
the peter pan wierdo!
breaking news, star's still nasty looking.
Morning fellow DListers! How was our weekends?
Christine i keep seeing the old one...
wait...
dammit!
Hiya Prico! Hiya Vanina! Hiya YSW!!! Hiya Christine! Hiya Mousie! Hiya Daya! Hiya Jennifer! Hiya Minnnnnnnna! Hiya Kitkatwoman! Hiya Jessucka! Hiya Tabathha! Hiya Bzbee!
Have I forgotten anyone? (I'm going to save this greeting so I can use it every morning!!!)
Sassy, at least SOMEONE got thru to prico about tak. I tried severel times, dammit!
Mousie Recovering From Prico's | 06.05.06 - 9:06 am | #
Yes, I did Mouise. Got to run. Be back later.
Prico,
That pic of Colin is hotter than hot. Damn...
Colin is fine isn't he? morning!
hey mjf bathed now!!
Fuck....I guess I didn't have everyone. Hiya BonZNMe! Hiya Sassy!
i really wish i knew how to get an avatar. i feel so naked
I want to share with everybody what i found in the argentinian goverment page about baby names...
Yesterday night my male cousin called me to tell his girlfriend is expecting a baby boy!!!! and he wanted to ask me about baby names!!! i told him i had to think about it and suggestedhe'd go to the gov's page to see what was allowed this year...
i just couldn't believe what i found!!!!
Go to gravatar.com. Follow the instructions. It's pretty simple. Make sure you use a picture saved as a gif, though.
Tell us Vanina!
thanks!
Fuck....I guess I didn't have everyone. Hiya BonZNMe! Hiya Sassy!
MJF hates PMS zits | 06.05.06 - 9:31 am | #
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It's a losing battle-just stick w/ something like "hi, bitches" - that pretty much encompasses all of us!
Now-If Fancy shows up w/ the dreamy blue-eyed pic of Jake, and Anjl has the Johnny Depp avvie, I will officially die of hot man syndrome...but what a way to go!
"Meerkat Manor"
MJF bathed now
I want to see that, too!!!
Vanina, spill it!
MJF hates PMS zits
Aww thanks....my feelings were almost hurt, but not any more!
vanina, what did u find??
ok, i'll tell you all, but i want you to know that i'm not making this up and these names are REAL!!!!!
i put them into cathegories to meke them look even funnier!!!
"Movie Characters"
ALADDIN
ASLAN
KERMIT
KONG
"Mother Nature"
BAMBU
BIRCH
FOREST
VULCANO
bzbee | 06.05.06 - 9:34 am |
Someone needs to find a way to get one avatar to scroll (slowly) through, like, 10 different hotties. Scout??? Oh, Scout???
wow! do tell.
Prico, mi amor, seeing Colin makes me feel much, much better!
vanina, is there any crank and schlitz left there now that Foo's been there for a week? lol
Kong, do you need to go to time out???
Yay!!! Kermit!!! *a little crushed that Kermit made it to the list and MJF didn't*
I'm totally nicknaming my first grandkid (hopefully MANY years from now) Kong!
there's more and i'm not translating them, ok???
"Around the world"
BRAZIL
BALI
"Famous"
HILTON
MADDOX
VIGGO
SUTHERLAND
passing the bong down the line
Prico, your rosebud is still angry????
Kermit Kong Volcano. That's a great name!
Oh and speaking of those douches at Gravatar, after waiting for over a frigging week, I get an email this morning stating:
Hi,
I'm investigating an intermittent problem with some users being unable to upload an avatar. Your recent attempt to upload failed, and I was hoping you could give me some information on what your experience was, or if you encountered any errors. Any info you can provide (specific error, OS, browser, etc) will be very helpful.
Since the problem seems to be intermittent, if you try again (or several times) you should be able to get your avatar uploaded.
Thanks, and I hope to have this problem fixed soon.
Tom
Well wtf? It took them this long to figure this shit out? And as far as I am aware, I had no issues or errors, so c'mon now!
Ok I feel better now that I vented, but I still want my fucking avie bitches!
OJ Simpson sex tape for sale, if you havent vomited enough from Stars pictures.
http://socialitelife.com/2006/
06...on_sex_tape.php
kermit?vulcano? thank god my mom is traditional. on a different note, i know a guy names ronald mcdonald- he hates the world!
Someone needs to find a way to get one avatar to scroll (slowly) through, like, 10 different hotties. Scout??? Oh, Scout???
MJF hates PMS zits | 06.05.06 - 9:37 am | #
Yesssssss!!!!!!!!!! Yesssssss!!!!! If anyone can work such magic, it is Scout...
Fuck yeah on the Viggo one!!!! Mmmmm....Viggo.
mORE
"Music"
BONO
IGGY
BOWIE
JAGGER
JETHRO
DIO
DION
LENNON
ROCK
passing the bong down the line
christine snarts out her dirts
Nice!
I see the new Peter Pan avatar. No it's not angry anymore, lol.
DION
Celine must die
Now I want to get a dog just so I can name it Kong. Even though I am totally a cat person!
BonZNMe | 06.05.06 - 9:39 am |
just try again. I was able to get the change from my original frog to the animated version approved in, get this 15 minutes last week!!!!
AND
"the rest"
ETU
EURO
GAYLORD
HAM
HO
ION
BOOKER
DARKO
TAB
UZI
MEMO
NAMER
NEON
NIKE
PIN
PURDY
SARGENT
Jagger sounds painful.
Mondays make me want to stick a knife in my eye
"Purdy"? As in, "you sure have a purdy mouth, son"? I don't think so.
ETU BRUTUS?
Sargent Gaylord Uzi Darko.
Ham? What about side of beef? Or Ribeye?
*switching to new avatar*
this day is not moving- at all! are you guys all on the east coast??
I'm on the east coast.
Morning MJF. Your froggie makes me need coffee!
vanin - what in hell are you doing? What is all that?
Hi Jay and Odin!
Hiya Jay! Don't stick a knife in your eye!!! It could be worse. Your name could be "Ho" or "Euro".
i also found some girl baby names!!!
"movie characters"
GALADRIEL
LILO
XENA
"Famous"
ZSA ZSA
MADONNA
Midwest, minnnnnna.
Jessucka | 06.05.06 - 9:46 am |
Or an eight-ball with your Pop-tart.
XENA??? That's getting a little too close to Xenu for my comfort.
and
"weird ones"
IK
JINX
PARK
KING
NYX
OZ
PSYCHE
PORSCHE
"U.S cities, etc"
MADISON
MACKENZIE
DAKOTA
DALLAS
ORLEANS
RADCLIFFE
"D-listers"
DAYA
TABATHA
Lord, looks like Argentinians are watching way too many movies...
"D-listers"
DAYA
TABATHA
vanina | 06.05.06 - 9:48 am |
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
You have officially made my morning.
i couln't find Suri, thought
i found IURI and SURAI and no such luck with Shiloh, but i found Silo or Sila...
Oh Mondays and a sinus headache... loving it!
Yeah I can have a scroll through pics pretty easily...you have to send me the pics though! Having blood come from Tom's eyes might require a little bit more effort!
My fuckin' neighbor has 5 chihuahuas (yes FIVE!!!) She carries them around in a basket. They're all taking a collective dump in MY backyard as I type. I hate the fact that I don't have a dog, yet cannot go barefoot in my own backyard for fear of getting Raisinette-sized turds wedged between my toes. *raises crack pipe in acknowledgement of neighbor's wave from the backyard*
Sorry, I have to boycott until there is a new post (translation: boss man). hee hee hee!
who the hell would want to name a daughter Porsche????
LOL!!!!!
Then you'll have to make me a slideshow with my 6 Colin Farrell avatars, scout...
Ok, juicy dirtstar is just wrong. Did you shart? Or is that just spoils from the party?
scout | 06.05.06 - 9:50 am |
I KNEW you could do it! Did you find NoAnjl?
East coast, minnnnnna.
No, it's what Paris uses as powder, Jessucka. My dirtstar juice.
Yeah I can have a scroll through pics pretty easily...you have to send me the pics though! Having blood come from Tom's eyes might require a little bit more effort!
scout | 06.05.06 - 9:50 am | #
Scout, I TOTALLY need your email address to send you my dreamy boys!!!
I'm kegeling as we speak, to make it more plump and juicy.
MJF, that is awful. You neighbor is very selfish. She should pick up the poop in your backyard.
no luck MJF... afraid I'll send it on to the wrong person!
Send 'em on Prico:
sparkyl@charter.net
You have to wait in line til I get a couple others done, plus the REAL work I have to get done!
Scout - I sent you NoAnjl's email addy.
prico - must you this early?
Having blood come from Tom's eyes might require a little bit more effort!
scout | 06.05.06 - 9:50 am | #
the other is a gun pointed at Toms head, then BANG and his head split open...if wishes could become reality!
send them along bzbee! And I promise to file your email addies under your DList names so I don't lose you!
MJF hates PMS zits, 15 minutes ya say? Very well I will try again.
And East Coast here as well
MJF hates PMS zits | 06.05.06 - 9:51 am | #
Odin can take a solid dump, would you like to borrow him for a few days?
ok i have to do REAL LIFE BITCHING in person, heaven help those I bitch at today.
Me & my bags will return to NEW POSTINGS, right MK? lol
get rid of that cunt Star!
my neighbor lets his bod go in my yard too and my landlord yelled at me the other day when he went to cut my grass, saying i need to pick up after my dog. if only he knw i had to get rid of him 3 weeks ago damn neighbor!
Kitkat I thought of you when I came across a clip of someone's head exploding... but it was too complicated. Sorry!
Juicy Lucy....
We each have 3 acre yards (neighbor and I)...how much fookin' room do you need for your rat-sized dogs to shit??? My husband said I should bring my horse home from his boarding facility for a day and let him shit all over their backyard!!
I was unaware you could dirtstar kegel. Oh the things I learn. You should charge Paris a fortune for the powder.
i meant dog, man i need more coffee!
MJF hates PMS zits | 06.05.06 - 9:51 am | #
You can borrow my Chocolate Lab, Colby, too if you're looking for some big ass land mines....lol. Nasty
do those tiddies have aerola's???? It's bothering me... I don't see nips
Tabatha | 06.05.06 - 9:56 am | #
Best avatar ever!
MJF hates PMS zits | 06.05.06 - 9:56 am | #
i soooo totally agree with your husband!!!
I volunteer to UPS MJF my cat litter scoopings. Sprinkle with glee.
my Shepard, Simon (simone) shit on the carpet last night complete with diarrea... You can definately borrow him. He's on my shit list!
Jay, thanks! I'm gonna go the horse route, though!
Sent, scout.
Alright, no dirtstar talk today.
thanks Jay!
prico (Dirtstar Intolerant) | 06.05.06 - 9:59 am
thanks Prico!!!!
sTAR looks fantastic now.
Jealousy will get you nowhere.
She seems very nice too.
I wonder if I should take EVERYONE up on their generous offers of shit-forwarding and just unload a dumptruck of it in their backyard!! Hahahahaha...that would be great! She'd be diggin' those little bat-dogs out of turd-piles for weeks!!!
Star Fan | 06.05.06 - 10:00 am | #
Oh good God
She seems very nice too.
Star Fan | 06.05.06 - 10:00 am |
yeah...I'm sure the rest of the panel on "The View" would disagree with you on that count.
Le Homme:
Yes. It was necessary. (But I should have made it clear I was venting about one particular person---I'm not hating homosexuals). It digusts me that a gay man would sink so low as to lead a woman on and use her as a beard knowing full well he can't give her want she needs. Hey--when you marry someone you know they are committing themself to you completely. It isn't fair for a gay man to take a straight woman out of the game.
Kit Kat:
It was a re-bound marriage to a PhD student who, apparantly, was confused and very closeted and wanted an instant family and study partner. It lasted 3years---the last 7 months was the actual marriage---and he was partially impotent after we said the vows. Ironically the sex was great in the very beginning. (I hear that from other women in my shoes.) As far as I know, he's still in the closet. WAY TOO MANY clues to even get into the reasons on this board.
But that was a long time ago and I've been with my new husband six years now! No problems here.
Thanks Jessucka and Tabatha!
MJF hates PMS zits | 06.05.06 - 10:01 am | #
You could try to solve it the good way and if your neighbour "doesn't get it" start thinking about the shit truck...
do those tiddies have aerola's???? It's bothering me... I don't see nips
Tabatha
Excuse me while I vomm.
i cant wait for another post. i keep refreshing hoping we get to look at something nice but all i see is this gross lady. come'on Michael K, wake up already!!!!
MJF, I shall add my two cats' droppings as well, if you like!
Big Gay Matt's Ex Wife
I'm glad things worked out for you in the end, but just like with the N word, you shouldn't say the F*& word unless you are one.
See? I stop talking about dirtstars, and everyone starts talking about areolas and shit.
lol @ dirtstar kegel.
You could try to solve it the good way and if your neighbour "doesn't get it" start thinking about the shit truck...
vanina | 06.05.06 - 10:03 am |
I think I'd like to request an additional stop for the "Shit Truck". My ex-husband is only 15 minutes away from here....
Star Fan | 06.05.06 - 10:00 am |
You're high, right? Or am I missing the sarcasm?
MJF, i have no pets but you can have my own shit if you want, i know it's not much but i'll be glad to donate it for a good cause!!!!
Thanks Mousie!!! Throw them in the "dump" truck as it goes through your neighborhood on it's trek accross the country collecting turd for my mission.
Happy Birthday, Pancho Villa! Andale andale, arriba arriba!
Go to Ionca's site. Bitch has more poo on there than is right!
Oh hells no...
prico (Dirtstar Intolerant) | 06.05.06 - 10:07 am | #
that sounded so Speedy Gonzales!!!!
Random Gravatar question,
how long does it take, in general, to get your gravatar approved?
Mousie | 06.05.06 - 10:07 am |
Link?
I know, lol.
Happy Constitution Day to Denmark.
Happy Liberation Day to the Seychelles.
Happy Queen's Birthday to New Zealand.
Happy Foundation Day to Australia.
Anonymous | 06.05.06 - 10:09 am |
Depends. 15 minutes to 1 week. Big help, huh?
Hell, we should plan another road trip. Have all of us hop in the helicooter and hover over your neighbors yard and we can all dump silmultaneously onto her grass. Bombs away Bitch!
Anonymous | 06.05.06 - 10:09 am | #
forever...
sorry, it depends, though ...it could take weeks or they could also do it in two hours...
Hi Ho's. Just dropping by for a few minutes. Hows it going??
prico (Dirtstar Intolerant) | 06.05.06 - 10:10 am |
Shit....do you have one of THOSE calendars too? The ones that list EVERY holiday in EVERY country? I used to have one and would call my sister up randomly and tell her things like "Happy Our Lady of Guadeloupe Day" and shit like that. She hated that year.
Fancy /at Prico's!! | 06.05.06 - 10:11 am |
Fancy, WTF!! It's time for you to leave!!
Link?
MJF hates PMS zits | 06.05.06 - 10:09 am
MJF, I took one look and never went back. Ask Daya or Sassy when they wander back in here. They may know. I just clicked on his/her/its homepage link after Daya said something about it! Sorry, froggie! The shit it posts are its own, so do you really want to see it? I mean, who takes pics of their own scat and posts it for the world to see?
BonZNMe | 06.05.06 - 10:10 am | #
tha's sounds great!!!!
I'm totally in!!!
Hiya Fancy! No new posts yet.
I don't, MJF, I have four birthday websites I check every morning. LOL
Mousie | 06.05.06 - 10:12 am |
Ew. You meant shit literally???? I thought you meant it in the "stuff" sense.
BonZNMe | 06.05.06 - 10:10 am |
I've got a never ending source of shit for ya, MJF. My skanky co-worker that wears Uggz with skirts? The one with all the toe rings on her nasty Lamisil needing feet? I swear the bitch waits until she gets to work to take a dump! I can't even go near the can right now because she's in there and her ass smell is going to linger for longer than that. She does this 3 to 4x a day.
I love the helicooter idea. We could call it the helipooper for this mission!
Prico is there any chance i can see your
chef av one more time???
i so dislike colin...
ugh!!!!
thanks
Le Homme:
Got it. Sorry. I didn't realize.
I do see it your way now.
She does this 3 to 4x a day.
jennifer | 06.05.06 - 10:14 am |
WTF is she eating????? I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh at your misfortune....but
Oh shit, Vanina... You're gonna flip when I get the avatar with the slide show of 6 Colin pictures...
Ew. You meant shit literally???? I thought you meant it in the "stuff" sense.
MJF hates PMS zits | 06.05.06 - 10:13 am
Nope. The real deal. Drops a load, grabs the camera and starts clicking. Shit, even Brandon isn't that gross, although he comes close!
Hi Fancy!
HELIPOOPER
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh, that's classic!!!!
Pancho's b-day! Pinche Pancho!
Happy Birthday, arriba arriba ....
MJF hates PMS zits | 06.05.06 - 10:14 am
There ya go. I believe we are going to need an events coordinator in the very near future.
Prico
I just have some shit I need to do but I keep putting it off.
prico (Dirtstar Intolerant) | 06.05.06 - 10:15 am | #
ok, caramelo
confio en vos!!!
Prico...you need to put the chef in there as a consolation prize for the non-Colin fans! *chants "We Want Chef" with Vanina*
Oh! Prico's butt is back!
we*want*chef
WE*WANT*CHEF!!!!!!
Mousie | 06.05.06 - 10:15 am |
I don't know what's more disturbing. The fact that someone does this, or the fact that there are enough people who want to see it that there's a website devoted to it.
how long do we have to look at this troll face???? MK? You still at Prico's?
I looked at the site once. Never again.
Fancy /at Prico's!! | 06.05.06 - 10:16 am |
Fancy, why are you still at my place? Everybody left!!!
Fuck...It's only 9:15 a.m. and I've already gotten loose in the macaroons. I hate PMS. (However, I love coconut!)
HUH?? Where did they go?? How long have I been passed out??
The grossest part about the shit website is the descriptions. We get a rundown of what was eaten, the texture and if it was a hangover poop, etc. More than I ever wanted to know. I only looked once, and that was more than enough.
MJF hates PMS zits | 06.05.06 - 10:21 am | #
it's 11:17 here...
oh fuck...
Ok, I replaced Colin, but I don't know how long gravatar is gonna take.
Fancy /at Prico's!! | 06.05.06 - 10:21 am |
It's 2007, Fancy. Party much?
omg... I love macaroons... I haven't eaten those in eons.... pass some over por favor
gracias
prico (Dirtstar Intolerant) | 06.05.06 - 10:23 am |
Yeah, Prico! *chants "Prico Rocks!" Prico Rocks"*
Fancy, we all left yesterday!
Jessucka | 06.05.06 - 10:22 am | #
oh, lord...
i can't even stand my own turds...
excuse me, while i get sick in private!!!!!
Thanks for leaving me behind people!!!!! Sorry Prico I am staying for a couple more days until someone sends the helicotter for me!!
prico (Dirtstar Intolerant) | 06.05.06 - 10:23
gracias dulce de leche!!!!
LOL!!!!
um...that isn't the face of pure evil. it is the face of pure constipation.
We have a local bakery that makes the best ones!!! *passes what's left of macaroons to Tabatha*
star is packin some guns though...is she gonna dyke out?
Mornin' Morticia!
Fancy /at Prico's!! | 06.05.06 - 10:24 am | #
that's not fair Fancy!!!!
well enjoy Prico until we come back for you...
My dirtstar hurts....PRICO!!
New Post, Please?
hi there Morticia!!!
vanina | 06.05.06 - 10:24 am |
Um...thank you with milk?
bitches you gotta hear some funny shit, so on thursday i was at the bar, and fucking cheaters busted in and caught some guy cheating on his wife with a drag queen.
this is the worst drag queen i have ever seen though, fucking man with a wig on, she even had stubble!
so then the "fight" was in the parking lot and the drag queens all to the wife, "Your husband had his penis in my asss last night" all ghetto and shit.
it was fucking phenomenal!
Sweet Jesus, I leave for an hour and then all I see is SHIT all over the place. But the biggest bullshit I see is Star Fan. Don't you have a show to do, you frog faced cunt? Get the fuck outahere 'fore I beat yo ass! Hi all my bitches I didn't see earlier. I don't have pets either but I work w/all men! You know shitting is one of their all consuming passions!
sammy | Homepage | 06.05.06 - 10:27 am | #
We need to hang out with you, Sammy. Clearly you go to the best places!
I wanna sympathize with the wife but Cheaters????? It's so Jerry Springer-ish....
Oh, I take it you guys have never looked at ratemypoo.com? People submit pictures of their poo and readers rate them. I'm gagging just thinking about it and not even looking at it. *gag*
yeah it was the Eagle (bear/leather bar) no less, I was like WTF? Drag queens dont come to the Eagle!!!
I think it was all staged, but still it was fucking funny to see.
no mas caca
Honestly, I think Star was motivated to lose the weight b/c BGA wasn't screwing her enough, or paying enough attention to her. SAD!!!
My dirtstar hurts....PRICO!!
Fancy /at Prico's!! | 06.05.06 - 10:26 am |
Don't look at me, I'm forbidden from saying the "d" word... and I sure wasn't anywhere near yours, LOL!
Harley's going to Prico's! | 06.05.06 - 10:28 am |
Jennifer's got a GIRL in her office who shits like a man! I may be alone with this one, but I NEVER...I mean NEVER...take a shit in a public restroom. What if someone hears it hit the water and splash???? What if they smell it???? Oh, the horror!
MJF hates PMS zits | 06.05.06 - 10:27 am | #
MJF,LOL!!!!!
Dulce de leche is a south american jam made of milk and sugar, i sometimes call people like that, i think it's a way of saying something sweet!!! LOL!!!
i don't know why, but everytime i think of Prico i think of that sweet...
mornin MJF and Vanina!
damn sammy! was that why your ass was absentee on friday??
Hey, sammy! We missed you, we thought your husbear had locked you in the closet or something...
yeah whatever Prico!!
Sammy thats some funny shit. I wish I would have been there.
pats | Homepage | 06.05.06 - 10:29 am |
AAAAACCCKKK!!!! ON THE FLOOR???? That HAD to come from a pet!
What if someone hears it hit the water and splash???? What if they smell it???? Oh, the horror!
MJF hates PMS zits | 06.05.06 - 10:30 am |
1. You flush when you push.
2. You carry some perfume or matches with you.
To: BONZ & ANONYMOUS
Re: Avatars
It takes 15 minutes or so...perhaps under an hour at most. Once it is approved and you still see your old avatar---you must hit your refresh button. That's the key to seeing the new one go up.
my ex BF used to bring me dulce de leche back from Argentina... I ate the whole jar.. I love that stuff! I have had mate, but it takes getting used to.
Nah i was in houston the weekend, i posted some on saturday.
oh yeah it was funny as hell, especially when the fucking drag queen and the wife starting fighting
Sammy
i missed you...
carry matches! they work wonders....
Haagen Dasz makes the most awesomest dulce de leche ice cream ever!
what the fuck are you guys up to this morning? I'm bored.
prico (Dirtstar Intolerant) | 06.05.06 - 10:32 am |
Of course, this doesn't help mask the grunting noises....
well of course you did, who else is going to lead the conversations away from gwyneth paltrow to rimming?
Tabatha | 06.05.06 - 10:33 am | #
LOL!!!!
dulce de leche can be very addictive...
and..
i'm drinking mate right now!!!
Hi Daya!
omg sammy thats so funny.
Tabatha | 06.05.06 - 10:33 am | #
mmmmmm.... and then you get smelling roasted shit...
I love that ice cream Prico... it is sooooooo good.
My favorite tea is "Mate Vanna"! It tastes like caramel. I never new I was bilingual!
good lord, it's still star? ack!
"Mate Vanna"????
LOL!!!!
Big Gay Matt's Ex Wife | 06.05.06 - 10:32 am
Damn. that name made me laugh!!
MJF, I do my bidness in the morning take my shower, I am done for the day! I will not shit anywhere else, I've been miserable and held it for 3 days. Anal retentive!
3 days??? Damn Harley.
Harley's going to Prico's! | 06.05.06 - 10:37 am |
Ditto...I'll have shit coming out my ears before I'll take a dump in public!
how can you hold a turd that long? damn, i'm impressed.
oh look, you dropped your friends on star's face.
Hi Fancy!! Vanaina, Prico, MJF, Haley, MOrticia....
vanina | 06.05.06 - 10:37 am |
Fuck...I just looked...it's "Mate Vana". Scuse me!!!! Teavana makes it.
Como va Daya!!!!!
What is going on in here? Are we that bored we'er talking about poo?
...guess I'm not bilingual after all.
Good lord. Enough with the shite talk. We need a new post, asap!
Poo and caramel-tasting things, Mousie...
yeah, sorry bout that mousie.
we just when from star to shit, you can see how that happened.
OK, have to vent. Asswipe pig of a boss calls me to tell me he "lost" a file and made me reboot the server. That's fine. But he thinks the file will "magically" appear. It won't because I deleted it on purpose. That's my way of saying "Thanks for making me fix your virus encrusted computer that was contaminated by your porn sites."
Okay...I gotta fly. I'm tired of waitin' on new stuff. I always miss the first posts of the day. I'll be back later. Bye Tadpoles!
nutty caramels... mmmmm
Sorry to ruin everyone's day, but 'I'm Back'. What a way to start the week, Feces and Leather Drag Queens.
Hi Daya! People talking about shit n'shyt.
later MJF!!!!
what else are we going to talk about?...It's a Stan Jone's post you know, Turd face.
Whoa, jennifer, you're a day early to be that evil...
That is really fucking anal retentive! My boyfriend says I don't even fart and I shit rabbit turds! LOL!
jennifer
oh jennifer! HAHAHAHHAHAHA, you're mean.
Bye, MJF. ribbitt.
I have no problem going to public bathrooms. Then again, I'm a man, we usually don't care. But I've managed to develop certain necessary techniques. I should write a book...
Umm, Star's bugged eyes always look like she smells a really nasty shit.
Yo Vanaina!! va bien!
How come no pictures are showing up on here for me?
prico (Dirtstar Intolerant) | 06.05.06 - 10:45 am | #
you should enter the train station bathrooms here, Prico...
you could write a thesis out of them...
Hey everyone...whats up?
Ok, where's MK? I'm about to start posting birthdays...
gross! ugh, public bathrooms, yikes!
Bye froggie!
Caramel shits?
Hi KeLL!
I only do it every once in a while.
Well, you have to know where to go. There are certain public (and private) bathrooms where you just don't go. And living in NYC for 8 years, you learn where to go depending on where you are.
Ok Im out of here. Be back later!!
Bye Fancy!
Anyone think MK is purposely doing this so we'll appreciate his posts even more?
Jennifer - I like your evil style!
Is there a topic that is taboo on this site? Too fuckin funny. Shit, drag queens, Cheaters... this is like Jerry Springer online.
my birthday is august 3
Hi mousie...how are you?
what color is your shirt, sammy? LOL
naw, it's worse then jerry springer
(Flashing you all my tits)
Bye Fancy!
Mousie
Jonesing for a new post, KeLL!
Sammy, will you give prico permission to email me your video? Pretty please?
I wanna open a discussion about banging my baby daddy's momma, while my babby daddy watched and then my baby daddy's daddy joined in and we had a threesome and I got pregnant as a result. Oh, if only I had a baby...
yeah the drag queen like totally smacked the wife down too, and the guy was all like "honey, honey!" and shes all like "i dont want to talk to you"
then the douche host is all like "its ok, its ok" *consoling her while forcing her to talk for some good tv* then the drag queen is all yelling in the background how good it is and shit
new post!
sure thing prico you can
my shirt today is navy blue, just got it at express men, its got a lion on it
Ok sammy, here it goes...
You hooked up with an easter egg because you're a loser
Oh shit, that's cruel...
if my hubbys an easter egg, then im no loser!
ROFLMAO!!!
By the way, I love Express Men... and Club Monaco
yeah we went to the galleria in houston, i got a buncha new clothes, some shirts, a death cab tshirt and some pants
Is it me... or is Star Jones and Nicole Richie beginning to look alike?
sounds like fun to me, love shopping.
they're both ugly. maybe if star loses another hundred pounds, they would.
The dog looks all happy in the second pic because he thinks he's posing with Oprah. Check the expression in the last picture. He realized it was Star.
cant you idiots have your stupid childish conversations elsewhere then on this gossip blog?
Truly pathetic *****waiting**** for new posts and *talking* and *passing food* around to each other....wow!how
very ___________?
sad?
Is it me... or is Star Jones and Nicole Richie beginning to look alike?
ThePartyPanther | 06.05.06 - 11:01 am | #
i have thought that forever now! thought i was the only one
I didn't get to read all the comments but WTF? I thought Star hated both children and animals. I always remember her being an uptight unfeeling bitch on the view who wouldn't go near animals or kids. Hmm.
She's the reason that black women are scary.
So here's a conversation piece: "What's the funniest, weirdest writing you've ever seen on a bathroom stall/wall?"
Jesse wat's dat suppose to mean?
Anona Matrionic is as ***ASS****??
Prico's Asswipes fuck off.
DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE A GIANT SCAR UNDER HER NECKLACE BETWEEN HER BREASTS!? That's not the only picture that scar has shown up in...
DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE A GIANT SCAR UNDER HER NECKLACE BETWEEN HER BREASTS!? That's not the only picture that scar has shown up in...
Anonymous
***************
Yes, it's huge. I first heard it was from open-heart surgery she had years ago. But then, someone said it was from her gastric bypass surgery. Either way, looks like she developed really bad keloids when the scar tissue healed. That's why she always wears a necklace with a huge pendant right over the scar.
What a bitch! But the dog is cute.
she looks like she's made of poopie
i noticed the nicole ritchie comparison a month ago... thank god im not the only one
Jennifer-get a life,you stupid bitch.
Get some real friends,not cyber ones.
WHY THE HELL DOES THIS BITCH LOOK DRUNK ALL THE DAMN TIME??????????
Jesse, you need to really respect others who come on the website. I'm black and I damn sure don't appreciate your comment.
Yeah, black visit Dlisted.
Who gives this bitch any validation in terms of whether anyone cares about her??? She is a complete loser on the View, she has no other credentials, apart from being a lawyer from Houston (big deal), and she had a crappy correspondent position on Court TV.
She needs to crawl into a hole along with the other creatures she resembles and leave the civilized world alone.
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