What....Piven is great! No, not HOT but he is the only reason I watch Entourage. He's a hilarious!
They are both digusting and delusional, as well.
They are little men with big issues and egos....Pffft. Let them kil each other.
they both suck ass
Dorff is FOR SURE hotter, but I bet Piven would kick his ass. Dorff WAS in a Brittany Spears video.
dayum bitches!..... meow, scratch scratch!
Stephen Dorff is ccccuuuttee... I love his hair! He has great hair.... 
what a couple of bitches. one of them should've been a man and punched teh other bitch out. THEN gone to the bathroom.
piven's hot though. so is dorff, but he's too...whimpyish
ahhh...I have had a crush on Piven since he was in "Lucas" in 1986....LOL
But his ego is out of control these days.......
I like Ari.
Dorff may be a movie actor (I wouldn't use the term star), and I know who he is, but I can't think of anything he's been in. At least people know Piven as Ari. He definitely has a Napoleon complex.
Dorff used to boff Pamela Anderson...
Piven's best role ever was as the fake George Costanza on the "Jerry" sitcom within "Seinfeld."
uhm... why do i NOT believe this story?
No wrestling in the jello, that wasn't a real girlfight!
MizRo... really???? I love him even more then! I adore Pammy!!
I heard Jeremy Piven has atrocious breath. Probably from licking too many buttholes.
hello!! DWARF, i mean Dorff (a meager 5'6 of a man) would totally succumb to Piven's ass-kicking
butthole breath. that's a good remark to someone! it makes me laugh
Dorff may be a movie actor (I wouldn't use the term star), and I know who he is, but I can't think of anything he's been in...
Dorf is in Blade, he played Frost, if I'm not mistaken...
Anyways, I think he's really cute...
is Piven in Very Bad Things with Cameron Diaz and Christian Slater??
I was laughing uncontrollably at this story on the subway ride to work.....people would look over and just start laughing with at me..because it my shoulders were twitching..I was peeing in mypants..this is solid gold..also was peeing at when you referred to them ripping eachothers hoop earrings off....like I cant take it..made my day...and im hungover as all hell...so BIG THANKS!!!!!!!!
the only thing i know dorff from is Blade (isn't that the vampire movie?)
What a couple of complete fuckheads.
Who are these guys ?
Hey, at least Piven was willing to wait in line. Come on. Dork tries to cut in line with the "don't you know who I am!" line. I'm with Piven all the way. Having said that. This story is total bullshit. as usual.
What is with all these little slap fights between tertiary "hollywood" types. First Axl and TH and now this. I have to admit I sort of love Jeremy Piven though.
MMMmm it's good to come back from a Bruce episode to find this shit waiting for me.
And yes i must have a sign that says it's okay to man cry around me cause bitch teared up again over some dumb ass shit ok what ever.... 
Team Piven. Stephen Dorff seems like the type that would man cry after having sex just a little to rough.One rope burn and pussy falls to pieces. Poor bitch.
they must have ridiculously small weeners.
Piven is a big-time cocaine freak now that he's on Entourage... he also has a huge appetite for BLONDES!! His bad breath is dry mouth and dirty stomach.
Shell: YES. He was with Pam for about a year. There were pics of them on the beach 2 Christmases ago in, I think, Mexico!!
"Little Man Syndrome".......
i love jeremy piven, fuck dorff, he's such a little bitch
Dorff can suck on my corn sharts. Love Piven, even with ass breath. And he's in a movie this month, so take that, has-been movie thinks-he's-a-star.
Piven should have pissed on Dorff!!!
ughhhhhhhhhh...dwarf..please...I really dont know why i find this to be the funniest shit i have ever heeard but i do
Hey FOO!!!! Goods to see your skanky ass again. Gald you arn't sprawled out hung over in some south american gutter......Aaaa memories.
Shalala, is Bruce the same one that talks about going to nudie beaches and shit? or have i lost my mind?
Hysterical! They appear to have stopped short at slagging off one anothers outfits. Dorff was semi-hot a very long time ago, but Jeremy has the talent.
Team Piven!
Dueling Napoleon Complexes! 
(It's not a real catfight until they've wrestled in creamed corn!)
Was there any hair pulling?
THE ONE AND ONLY MORTI!!!!
Jeremy Piven is a toolbox. Steven Dorff just reminds me of like the 80's.....like I need to go watch 21 Jumpstreet or something...even though he wasn't on it. I dunno. Snort.
MizRo | 06.07.06 - 11:20 am | #
Pam Anderson? Was this before or after Tommy Lee? Cuz I'd hate to hit that if it were after him, wouldn't be able to feel anything. LOL
shalala - i just got your pic and you look like the hot rebelious bitch i had pictured! 
once again, i'm in the minority because i think dorff is hot. i can't believe i just said that.
Shalala Glitter Ball (A.K.A. First Class) - Hey Bizznitch! I got back Monday night! Loved it!
BonZNMe | 06.07.06 - 11:32 am | #
No kidding..... he literally has a SAUSAGE between his legs!
They're both idiots. Piven thinks he is Gods gift to women & Hollywood. And Dorff, what was the last thing he did? Star my ass.
I want Shalala's picture! Dammit! Shalala, email Jessucka or Bonnie Blue for mine!
Do not know who Dorff is so I have to go with team Piven's here. Heard more on Pivens than Dorff. SO who is Dorff? First time hearing his name is today? What a pathetic fight. How lame for someone to try to break line. Hollywood needs to grow up.
First of all...
1. Welcome Back FOO!!!!!
....missed your crazy ass.
2. Prico Baby why are you a (Viet
Cong Refugee)?
They two Mofos are crazy as hell!!
I would have wet myself laughing at these two idiots ....
That is just so funny and sad at the same time.
I'm on it Foo!
i gotta side with my home-town hero, jeremy piven.
stephen dorff was AWESOME in...uh...all those great movies that made him a star.
a bright, bright shining star.
a star who shines so brightly that he needn't wait in LINES!!!
*sarcasm*
whatever.
i'm also siding with jeremy because...just fucking wait your turn!
or wear diapers.
.....As The World Turns....
LOL Thanks Morticia!! Your's is FIERCE GIRL!!!! I would love to have you out at the clubs with me for sure. Cut a bitch down if they piss us off!!!!!!
YSW!!? - Hey slut monkey!
Jessucka - Thanks bitch!
Great pic Jay...absolutly lovely! But, Grrr, I am getting so irritated that no one besides Jessucka can open my pics! I uploaded them to gravatar. Lets see how long they take to get this 1 rated> ^Keeping fingers crossed^
BonZNMe: AFTER Tommy-marriage/before Tommy-unmarriedfor the 15th time - just about 2 years ago or maybe 1 1/2 years...
All I know is that she and Tommy still get it on every so often and she was with Dorff so he can't be small or inexperienced.
Pam is a notorious size-queen!
This is hilarious! But both are hebitches.
Pff, all these stars are all talk when it comes to kicking people's asses - except Naomi Campbell and maybe Shannen Doherty.
Dork was hot as Deacon Frost in Blade though. 
MizRo | 06.07.06 - 11:39 am | #
LMAO, he must be like a drug..a hard habit to kick
small men with big egos....unite!
jeremy better be glad i like him in entourage.....
y'all, let's look at this situation.
someone cut in line.
don't cut.
or, you'll get cut.
*brandishes meat cleaver*
capice?
I knew it! I just knew The Piv was a little bitch at heart.
True that, BonZNMe!! Pam and Tommy for-evah!
Anyone remember Piven on the Ellen Degeneres show?? I loved that show!!
I always get JP mixed up with Jon Favreau from Swingers.
I hope Dorff runs in to Piven when he's a has-been...
Damn it all if my name doesn't get cut off all the time!
~ohmy~
he did.
and look at what happened.
TEAM PIVERT - sorry I just love the guy.
Dorf always plays these parts where he's supposed to be a badass and it's totally unbelieveable because he's such a wee little man. Remember that crappy movie Cold Creek Manor where we're supposed to think he could terrorize Sharon Stone and Dennis Quaid? DQ would kick his ass.
The only thing I liked Dorff in was the cheesy 80's horror movie The Gate where he played the chickenshit little kid.
Piven was in PCU that makes him a movie star right there!
Good morning all!
Foo, I sent my pics to Jay, Bonnie and Mousie last night!
pivens forgot to say..."well i dont have hepetitis!!!!"
Pookie - Okay, I'll get it from someone!
Loved the Piv in ellen's show! Did they windmill bitch slap at each other?
DAMN IT FOO where is your EMAIL??????
GIrl I will run out on Michigan Ave and scream your name. And NOBODY likes a crazy pregnant bitch!!!!!
I love Piven. He always plays some sort of an ass, but Steven Dorf always reminds me of that guy in high school that you wanted to kill just on principle alone.
OH my god that just reminded me. Dorff was in that CRAPPY scary movie with Tara Ried where she played some fucking scientest.
I just laughed out loud typing that.
im on pivens side... dorf fucked pammmy hes stained
Jeremy Piven is an awesome actor, no matter what role he is playing. Dorff is an asshole and a washed up kid actor. He can oly get roles playing vampires opposite Wesley Snipes. BORING!!!
I always get JP mixed up with Jon Favreau from Swingers.
Noni | 06.07.06 - 11:47 am | #
Thank you, I thought it was just me! I always thought that Jon Favreau looked like Jeremy Piven's fatter, elder brother.
are they both gay?
is it like a queen fight or something?
Shalala - Jessucka, Bonnie Blue and Tabatha all have my email! Others too...Fancy has it! If you run out on Michigan screaming my name I will come over there and make your pregnant ass sniff something gross....like liver. Or someone's balls.
DORFF IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE. Piven all the way.
WAY TO GO PIVEN
Jeremy Piven is f-d up. He never has a girlfriend..he is a major commitment- phobe. My friend dated him in the early 90's and he was just a disinterested and is with every woman he is with,...weird and an arrogant ass to boot..and BTW my friend was hot, rich,connected and smart..so....make your own assumptions..Cusack coddled him and now he's lucky playing himself..and yes...ON CABLE!!! whatever...
I'm going to try to get email addies, and send my pics to you guys, but I can't until my computer gets back from Apple (bad optical drive being replaced). Jay, please wait on me for the group photo!!!!
Fancy, I need your email address!
Dwarff is delusional. His 2006 imdb credits include "Covert One: The Hades Factor" a TV miniseries. Guess I missed that one.
He has been in a couple good movies (Cecil B. Demented, Blad), but has not exactly lived up to potential.
He is extremely short, which is not a crime, but he should stop acting like such a tool.
omigod!!!! Piven looks pretty buff and rugged in most pics. Why didn't he deck dorff? probably cause he knew the headline would be "Jeremy Piven Duffs Dorf" and that's just bad PR
I loved the "Dorff on Golf" series. He seems so much taller now...
Piven is a coked out lil Napolean.
i seriously doubt all those actors are tough c'mon its hollywood.i would have thrown down.i'm not pissing my pants cause he can't wait in line.
Yes, you tell him, Piven, my man....what kind of deluded slut thinks they can cut in a line anyway????
Im a sucker for c-listers, and I just love those two, sure, Dorff is in movie...a bunch of lame-assed movies. Its the kind of embarrassing career you just dont brag 'bout in H-wood. But like he said he's in movies. There must be something to be said for willing to starve yourself and still not ending up in the tube. Piven on the other hand, I admire his devotion to craft, there must be something to be said as well - for whoring yourself for parts. His career is an embarrassment to art of acting. He's been a "sidekick" in everything thats ever done, from TV to movies and all the while manage to remain a nobody. Given a choice, those two just cancel each other out...oh and the lousy cat-fight is fucking hilarious and pathetic all at the same time...ha ha ha love'em two.
Where my drink already!
I LOATHE Stephen Dorff...wish Priven would have taken him down.
I AM WITH TEAM DWARF!!!
I WANT TO SHITTLOH'S PICTURES... LOHLOH HAS THOSE LIPS.
I SWEAR JOLIE IS MIXED WITH AFRICAN!
HER IS MOMA FRENCH, I'LL BET THERE WAS SOME MIXING THERE. THE FRENCH HOLDS NO PRISONERS... ESPECIALLY BACK IN THE DAY. ANGELINA IS A FUCKING RECESSIVE GENE!
Who are they? I am a bigger movie star than them! Did they slap each other and scratch?
wow... who cares
Winners.
(I'm calling bullshit, BTW. It's a hoax)
They are BOTH dweebs.
I'm a bit surprised that I didn't see any, "what?- they didn't hug it out?" comments. Or maybe I missed them.
Yup, you nailed it MK. Team Dorff!
Dorff was a hot kid in The Gate horror film and let's not forget The Gate 2!
Jeremy is hot. So is Stephen. I'd so be the meat in that sandwich!
umm... actually... what's being described is a scene from the first episode of Entourage: season 3. (you can read about it over @ defamer)...
Piven is soooo hot...he's the only reason I watch Entourage.
Cocky babe...........he needs to be bitchslapped..........he is so fine though!
Omg, lol! They're such girls!
Thats hilarious! The thing about it is this,,Stephen Dorff WAS in movies, that doesn't mean he can call himself a moviestar!! And his chances of becoming a leading film star is NIL!!He has a bad attitude!! He's been to Toronto (where i live) to shoot and to party quite often!! Once at a sleezy afterhours I hit on him, and he was all about it, but when i told him i was a transexual, he said he'd just let me suck him off cause we didn't have any condoms and he's afraid of catching something! So,,,,he was into having unsafe sex with me when he thought that I was just a slutty girl, but when he was told that i was a transexual, he thought he might catch something??!!
Stephen Hot? Give me a break. He is a loser with no career. Entourage rocks, and so does Piven. Wait in line A-hole.
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