first. love her.
first
He's mine, bitches back off!!!
awesome, now i can hop on his nuts
*gets in car, flees to canada to find him*
Oh crap-ola.... I liked them together!
He's hot, but in a girlie kinda way. Not my type.
Cool. Hopefully, we'll get a kick-ass man hating album out of this. Snort!
another jagged pill *hootin & a hollerin'*
I've always been uber attracted to Alanis, even in that nasty "blurred out massive muff" video.
However, I'm sure Ryan can do much, much, much, much,much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much,much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much,much, much, much, much, better.
that kinda sucks, i was actually happy for her...
WTF is she wearing in that pic??
Whatchoo talkin'bout Gary??
he's way too hot for her.........I wonder what the song about him will be like.......
she just needs a fruit basket on her head with that get up.....
Chiquita Banana
*FULL CHAD*
Sorry, but I had to split them. She caught us in bed doing the inverted wet weedwacker.
He must have gotten a new eyeglass prescription.
Prico? How is this possible? I thought you couldn't????
i'll need full details before i can begin to dissect and tear apart this extremely boring union.
Fuck 'em, they can fire me if they want. I'm bored, I don't have enough work to fill 9 hours a day, I'm a systems administrator doing an administrative assistant's job, they can suck my dirtstar!!! There, I said it.
Fuck 'em, they can fire me if they want. I'm bored, I don't have enough work to fill 9 hours a day, I'm a systems administrator doing an administrative assistant's job, they can suck my dirtstar!!! There, I said it.
Look, Morissette isn't ugly. But Reynolds is drop dead gorgeous. And that body, OH.MY.GOSH!!!! They seriously didn't match. She needs someone more hippish. While he needs someone more like me. Ryan & Jake are my top lusts.
Bitch. I love Alanis.
Prico - I love you man - you crack us up every time...
I always thought they made an odd couple, but those are usually the ones that last - Oh Well.
Double meh...
well, alrighty then!
i really think he COULD have been attracted to her, maybe he likes that hippy homely girl look like norah jones and shit.
Yay. Have to get my flight to Canada, see ya!
Candians are cool. Their hot guys hook up with fug girls. I like that.
This was so clearly coming. I hope she does get some kickass angry music fuel out of it.
so - they were together 4 years and have broken it off? jeez - that must be hard. so much of one's life to unentangle.
Cool. Hopefully, we'll get a kick-ass man hating album out of this. Snort!
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 06.07.06 - 11:26 am |
Probably the reason why they split. She needed new material.
But damn I had a feeling as soon as his greased up man body started showing up in mags I KNEW it wouldn't last. Funny how once you get even a bit known you dump your partner....ouch.
They looked happy together. Nothing lasts anymore....
Another kick-ass album like JLP would be divine!
Who will Ryan date next? Any guesses?
mortie- you couldnt find any violin players that would play at night, is that what you were saying?
Heis so much better looking than her.
prico (Viet Cong Refugee) | 06.07.06 - 11:31 am | #
No!!! Prico!!!
resist!!!
PRICO? i was curious to know about what type of browser you were using. you know, just in case this place i'm working, you know, um decides to, ahem check up on employees or something?
i've lost too many jobs to dlisted as it is.
Hi guys, good morning!!! I'm hungover!!!!
Next, Ryan will be dating some dumb Hollywood hooker like Chestica or some twat like that.
REJOICE!! REJOICE!! Ryan is free at last!!
Maybe the faggot wants to date another Canuck, like Rachel Fug McAdams perhaps?
The skin on her face is darker than the skin on her body. Can't she afford a good make-up person??
I guess she's off to India now...
Rachel McAdams is dating Ryan Gosling and she is soooooooo NOT fug. I love her! I think she's beautiful.
Knew it would never work, for the reasons cited above, plus she's a lesbo at heart.
How do you love someone in a trampoline kind of way?
Too bad for Alanis. Yay for everyone else
while i like alanis, i didn't like these two together...i wanted to be the one to lick the chocolate off his abs.... 
oh shit, i didn't realize who this guy was until the pic finally came up. yah, he's gonna go for the easy poontang now.
and WTF is she wearing?!
sammy - no, i was referring to the wedding time. latest we could get is 4:30. it's a destination wedding, so we'll probably just take a violin recording of the wedding march or some shit (i hate the regular song)...i love the violin, but it's too expensive to have a real person play that shit. that's our beer money!!
pagenantgal - hungover is the best way to start a wednesday!
Guess she can't get a guy who's Canadian either
prico (Viet Cong Refugee)....I asked you in the last thread...what's with the 'refugee' thing?
Who fucking with you?
You need me to cut a bitch?
Ryan Reynolds is the shit. What is Alanis Morissette but a quasi vengeful dyke who got lucky with a few songs over a decade ago?
Note to Ryan: Try dating hetero this time.
prettykitty: It's not the browser, they can track what pages are being viewed by each user, and how many times.
YSW: I'm stuck in this compound and not allowed to DList at leisure, and the DListed SWAT Team is staging a break-in to release me.
I have to confess that I broke them up. Ryan's servicing me now.
I never understood her appeal, even when her album was hot.
He's hot as hell, too hot for her....
Oh well.
NEXT!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GIRLS RIGHT NOW JUST SCREAMED. AND THOSE GIRLS, MY DEAR ARE IN HOLLYWOOD!!
THEY WANT HIS BODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY,
Morticia there's a guy out of Dallas that's an actor and a violinist. His recordings are BEAUTIFUL... not sure if he has one with the wedding march but his Pachabel Canon in D is breathtaking. His name is Gary Schnitzer and his website his moodmusic.com
THEY WANT HIS BODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY,
Expresslane | 06.07.06 - 11:45 am | #
Calm yourself, I have a hangover
Oh yeah! I remember Reynolds. He is HOTTT! I do not see what his attraction to AM is/was though? Hopefully we will see more reynolds around now that he doesn't have someone holding him back.
What a shame for them. Alanis is talented and attractive in a long-horsey faced kind of way, but she makes horrific fashion, hair & make-up decisions.
they were a cute couple! i'd do him.
I can't see pictures!! 
Ryan - gorgeoussssssssssssssss
Alanis - When can we expect a new song about this?
This sucks. I always find it endearing when a suprt-hot guy falls in love witht he mediocre looking chick. It never seems to last though. I wonder why? There are certainly plenty of couples that last a long time where the chick is hot and the guy is not. Oh yeah! I forgot. Men are fucking pigs.
prico (Viet Cong Refugee) | 06.07.06 - 11:44 am
Damn! I missed all that....
Sign me up! I'm on board.
...and FOO, welcome back Bitch!!!!!!
*Off Topic*
There's actually a 'Craig' behind Craig's List! Damn I had no idea
She's a goddam beast. Look at her, she's a dam mess...
scout - you are AWESOME! thank you!
why the yelling expresslane?
mortie i know a young guy who plays violin for the turtle creek chorale, hes absolutely amazing, plus hes only like 17 or 18 and wouldnt charge that much im sure, i can look into it for you im sure, he might do it for free!
sammy, that would be great, but we're going to jamaica. unless he can pay his way and stay!!
She's so damn lucky to have hit that I'm too jealous
I think she's pretty. I always have.
Guesses on who he hooks upw ith next:
1. Lohan no doubt will go after him.
2. Chestica
3. Lohan's mom
Oh damn I got a head buzz just from you saying Jamacia. Now that is a kick ass wedding local!!!!!
lohan's mom. that would rock!
i feel so relieved... they were gonna make a fug marrige.. shes such a slob!!!
I knew she would find out about us one day.
thanks shalala. we have been told that the ganja flows like the nile river. (not that we smoke )
Oh I see pictures now - Gawd Dayum he's hot!!!
@pageantgal- In honour of your hangover, I have changed my avatar to someone whom you probably resemble right now....
On topic, these two seemed really happy together, so its a shame they are dunzo. Alanis is very sweet and much prettier in person. Ryan has a nice body, but his face is minging.
Oh yes....YES it does. Friend of mine had a jamacian boyfriend. She said when she went down there people just offer it like a damn TOURIST souvy. *cries into her hands at the beauty of it all*
what the fuck is she wearing and why is her face so orange and her mid drift so white? She looks like an Oompa Loompa
oh damn ur getting married in jamaica?? nice!
i dont go there (they hate fags)
but thats cool, shit u could find some violin player on the street, the musicians are everywhere there
@pageantgal- In honour of your hangover, I have changed my avatar to someone whom you probably resemble right now....
On topic, these two seemed really happy together, so its a shame they are dunzo. Alanis is very sweet and much prettier in person. Ryan has a nice body, but his face is minging.
Scorpio Minx Sharper | 06.07.06 - 11:58 am | #
Hi honey! I used one of your phrases the other day in my column, "I don't give a continental..." lol! I don't think Ryan is all that either.
MAN HE is HOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Prico
resist a little more!!!!!!!!
get your ass under your desk because i'm gonna break every window in sight!!!!
pageantgal | Homepage | 06.07.06 - 12:05 pm | #
I am so touched that you used one of my phrases! *wells up*
Don't forget "ladygarden", "heteroquestionable" ( ie straight man who is a little too camp) and "LA hayfever" ( serious coke habit) and "coochie vacation" (celibacy)......
I am RIGHT HERE BABY!!! COME AND GET ME!!!
Wouldn't it be funny if SHE dumped Him? HA!
I can't wait to tell my husband...he's on my "special list"! Yipee!!!!!!!!
I always thought he was kinda......you know....um, gay.
Is that a freaking swim suit she has on?
THANKS, PRICO!
i'm doomed. it was nice knowing y'all!
Prico--Your comment about the weedwacker made my day!! Thanks for being so funny!
Honestly, he's too attractive for her. It must have been hard fielding all those questions about "Why" he was with her.
He's a fine piece of man!
Scorpio Minx Sharper | 06.07.06 - 12:18 pm | #
God, you're like a thesaurus for the sassy and classy, lol
He can sit on my face anyday!
Who the f*ck is she to call him a creature???
He is gay- that would be the problem :lol
Well at least now she'll have a hit album. Didn't she sell mucho units of Jagged Little Cooky Bitch after she broke up with the dude from "Full House?"
Finally!!
She's a fug, pretentious bitch who will use this break up as more fodder for her inane tunes.
He's just fug and boring.
So, too bad they are breaking up as they seem to have been well matched.
he can come sit on my face too
I love her. Pure sexy. He's obviously a good looking guy- it's a shame they couldn't work it out.
Give it up. She is a sexy, normal woman.
Didn't Rachel kiss the Reynolds guy at the TCA awards. She didn't kiss him once she kissed him twice. I hope Ryan dumps that man face bitch.
she needs a new makeup artist or did she put it on herself?!?!
God now I can have my shot at him..I loved him in 2 guys a Girl and a Pizza Place later to be renamed 2 Guys and a Girl
hmmm, bitter sweet...I like his ass single and I also like and respect her as an artist...Im torn!
Oh luuuv the jacket, he has style...mmff mmff mmf.
Ryan Reynolds broke it off with Alanis because he wants to get with Rachel McAdams, that ugly clown that thrust her tongue down his throat while her date Ryan was seething! Dump her Ryan, give that ugly bitch to that fag, after all those two clowns deserve each other.
Ryan Gosling should give Rachel to the other Ryan, and date Jessica Simpson, I'm sure he will make a woman out of her, something Nick can never do.
FINALLY! Now he can come find me and we'll live happily ever after in the Hills and buy horses and diamonds and shit.
She's an embarassment to us Canadians. Some of us here are hot. She's just weird.
Bottom line-he's hot, she's not.
Move on Ryan!
THANK GOD!
I like Alanis, but I'm totally stalking him now. He's such a hot piece
God. Poor guy. Feel really sorry for him because it's gonna be really hard for him to find another girlfriend. Gonna take a while.
Hang in there, bud! I'm sure there'll be at least one girl that'll go out with you... someday... in the not too distant future.
Yeah...
Yay! I like Ryan Reynolds and think he can do MUCH better. She is fug.
prettykitty: It's not the browser, they can track what pages are being viewed by each user, and how many times.
prico (Viet Cong Refugee) | 06.07.06 - 11:44 am | #
If they check on you everyday you're screwed, BUT if it's every other day try browsing with Firefox (just seems to go by your settings better than IE) and setting your history/stored pages to 0. As long as you restart before you leave each day it'll clear your history. If they're looking at server logs just flip em the bird and tell them Dlisted helps your productivity
What the hell was she thinking wearing that? Only Jenna Jameson could have gotten away with that bathing suit from Fredericks looking thing.
Maybe he should date Jenna.
Oh snap! She will never reel another like his ass in again (come on).
He's effin hot. But they seemed like the real deal (as much as any of them can)..
Will Alanis be angry again? One could only hope!
Good riddance,he finally came to his senses and dumped that fugly biatch.
Love to put my claws on that muscular body of his...... yummy
When did Alanis start dressing like Mimi?
Love will do some crazy shit, back to being angry little troll with knotted hair.
i think ryan finally saw a live dick(the light) for the first time and realized what he was missing.LOL
i never thought i'd be saying this, but THANK YOU STAR JONEZ!
Never cared for her and lately she is just another celebrity bonehead enlightening us all with her great political wisdom.
Ryan will totally have no problem moving on from this one.
Lol. Now all the girls are going wild!
whoo hoo! his dumbass was much too good looking for that reject. She used to be so great when she first came out in the music biz, now she just tries too hard like Madonna. And just so ryan is never out of a job, i'll pay him to wash my car with his shirt off. mmm mmm mm...
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