Nastay!
Jenny is looking kind of old in that close up shot.
Dayum, the darkness around his eyes is not normal. He looks like he has some kind of blood disorder.
Someone get this guy to a hematologist, stat!
Stars are blind.
Stars are blind.
Raptor Sanchez gives me nightmares. Fucking Manorexic.
He's got the disease, DOn't know which one, but he's got it all right. Wtf?
I think J Lo looks good, expect for the one where she is squinting and pursing her lips. Marc looks like warmed over shit.
OMG! that bitch looks old!!! I hope that means she's gonna dissapear soon.
she looks like Eva Perone in that last pic.
But I mean what Eva Perone must look like today in the ground or masolaeum or whatever!
Is his dirtstar itchy?
Is he constipated?
Is he doing some voodoo curse?
Jessucka | 06.07.06 - 12:33 pm | #
I do agree, she does look good. I am not a fan of hers and there are times when she's nothing but gaudy, but for once I'm down with her look.
i NEVER wanted to think of him eating ANYONE out..thanks MK
I dont want to think about him eating her out!! NASTY!!
Her face looks like it hurts!!
damn, the fatter she gets, the more emaciated he looks.
Share your food, woman!
Words fail me.....
Is his dirtstar itchy?
Is he constipated?
Is he doing some voodoo curse?
jennifer hearts prico | 06.07.06 - 12:35 pm | #
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is his dirtstar itchy?? wtf? Only after JLo gives him a rim job??
At least is shirt isn't open as usual. His caved-in chest is worst than his caved-in face.
Yep, BonZNMe, she actually looks classy here instead of over the top. Nothing some blotting papers wouldn't fix.
Compared to what she normally looks like, I think she actually looks good here (minus the shiny skin).
But I never noticed before what a wide nose Marc has.
He looks like he shitted out a box turtle..
the squinty eyes is so wrong.... i do not heart him
Wax-figure j-lo.
imagine what he looks like when he wakes up if this is after he gets "worked on" for a night out....
or maybe he took a load out that was about the size of a shovel...
Ugh. I nearly barfed up my turkey sandwich after seeing their fug asses.
She looks dewy to me, not shiny. But yeah, her hubby looks like he's got one foot in the grave.
she looks really old
Anyone see Cabin Fever? I think that flesh-eating disease has just started to eat Marc, but then maybe there's nothing there but bones and a goatee.
Didn't Mrs. Anthony shit all over Ben Affleck?
Nice.
I think you got that wrong MK. It's the Crystal Meth awards. He looks like DEATH!!! And it ain't pretty!
J-Lo looks pretty. The corpse next to her, on the other hand...(grimacing and fighting nausea)
jeezus...ugh!
why does this man always look like death...these two make me wonder.
Saw them on the ALMA awards and he said every one of his songs was written for her......sweet
I think there is something harsh about these pics. Like they just got into a wicked huge fight or something.
OMG I FELL OUT AT MK'S DESCRIPTION OF THESE TWO! MARC DOES LOOK LIKE HE NEEDS TO BE IN A HOSPICE...AND LMAO AT JLO BEING CRISCO!!
YOU MADE MY MORNING!
Marc is ugly in any lighting - he's little and creepy looking!~
She is completely and utterly gorgeous. What incredible skin. Although Jello has had some major work done...if you compare her now to her former Fly Girl days (you can tell she's had work done on her face and cheekbones)
I think she's with him because by comparison, she looks fantastic. So it's a way for her to always look like the hot one....cuz you know, he looks like death.
ho hasn't looked this good in a long time, except for the eye squinting and lip pursing...
also love the bathing suit tanlines - proving that she is still so jello from the ghetto
He must be packing a very large chorizo. I can't see why else they're together.
And now I've managed to gross myself out.
sorry j-lo looks shiny but fucking fantastic.
faye dunaway hair....
they actually make a really great couple.
anyone notuce her dark roots
jennifer hearts prico | 06.07.06 - 1:08 pm | #
LMAO!!! You and me both!!
Ya know.. as much as I hate them.. I'm happy for them that they are seemingly happy for once... cuts down on the overall celebrity drama thing
oooh how mighty have fallen.....not looking good at all...
ew. i do not want to hear about the corpse eating anyone out.
OMG LOVE the last photograph.
Jlo
Jlo
In the third and last picture she looks constipated...she's backed up like traffic!
This woman is simply stunning!
have you ever seen jlo without makeup she is beyond nasty ,ewww barf,look her up on stars without makeup,she's starting to age,her husband is hideous wonder if mark and jlo have a fiesta in the bedroom muhamuhamuhahamuhaha,i'm so cruel
they say that love is blind, so this must be true love! sheesh! 
Valerie | Homepage | 06.07.06 - 2:09 pm | #
Agree!
I think she lots hot, but not in a trashy way at all. She actually looks classicly stunning here. 
I love him. He's a great singer.
And I love them as a couple.
so is jello pregnant or not?
Jello is starting to age a little. And whats up with her husband, crack?
She does not look pregnant at all.
JLo is really getting old..YAWN..NEXT!
I tried the Stars Without Makeup thread and no pics.
I am no fan of Ben but still - no one should have to pretend she is hot to boink him.Maec Maybe she is a better actress than we thought?
I'm back - with skin like BUTTAH!!!
Shit, EVERYONE ages... You can't fault her for that.
As much as I dislike this bitch, she looks good except for that faux hair.
Marc does look like he should be in a hospice MK: that's friggin' priceless.
I just adore J Lo. She is just so pretty. But she would look so much better with Ben A. or someone who eats. Marc is so damn skinny and damn he's ugly.
Fur wearing cunt.
Um. Just "Ew!"
Marc has been on the Bolivian Marching Powder since the days he was singing house music before he was "discovered". What you have here kids is what cocaine will do to a body after more than 10 years of abuse. Nice!
Jennifer Hasbeen needs to lay of the fake tan she looks way better when she's her own skin colour. And he needs to be burried 6 feet under.
she looks really old and very ugly...
Who the hell told this useless skank that those faces she makes in almost every photo of her looks even remotely sexy. It's so contrived and she looks like the creature from the black lagoon.
Man, Jello looks old & used in the last Pic.
WTF!? Is up with Marc Anthony? Dude looks like he's about to crack her skull open & eat her brains out.
Yuck. Blech. I can't STAYUND these two.
They must have stock in vaseline. Man they are greasy!!
botox plus aids equals marriage?
He looks like a herion addict, and she's starting to resemble Faye Dunaway as MOMMIE DEAREST
Marc got that junkie palour. He must have took to shooting up from a few years of listening to Paylo whine and bitch about her career.
Who knows, he could be on pain killers. He must have to hold up a very big, heavy mirror in front of the Mrs. Mug 24/7
Mirror, Mirror
She looks a little old but still looks super hot , no matter who you are in this planet yo bitch ass is going to look older as the years progress , it't not rocket science ho's
Haha! This pic cracks me up. I like them as a couple for some reason. I can tell it's not all about looks!
Anyway, poor thing is probably wearing foundation with high SPF in it. Damn titanium dioxide. At least she won't be as wrinkly as other actresses when she hits 50.
He's so gross, it looks like he has liver spots on his head just like Mr. Burns on the Simpsons.
And don't get me started on JLo, dare I even say that I hate her even more than Paris.
When I look at these close up pictures of Jennifer I can't help but smirk knowing that that fucken cream she spends thousands on hasn't done a damn thing.
jello looks nasty, man... she's really trying to rock the old school latino glamourpuss thing, but it aint workin' baby.
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's do-or...
Oh wait, it's Death's door he's knockin' on...
Never mind.
Think she's had some injectables in her lips or what?
What in hell's hoppinjohn's happened to her face? She's looking worse and worse.
Did she have plastic surgery? Rumored baby-to-be fat? She hardly looks like herself!
I swear I don't understand what anyone sees in Marc A. He is one fugly man.
He looks like he shitted out a box turtle..
KeLL | 06.07.06 - 12:39 pm |
I am cracking up!!!
He must be packing a very large chorizo. I can't see why else they're together.
Can't you tell this relationship is FAKE AS HER TAN!.Marco polo there is the beard .Who in their right mind would have sex w/ skeletor.I'm convinced she turned lesbo.She been hanging out a lot lately w/ leah remini .Holding hands and shopping.Come on people put 2 an 2 together.Have you ever seen Jlo kissing Skeletor the way she kissed Ben Affleck .No.Marc is always the one kising her and holding on to her.
Eek! Can't she get that pock mark filled in?
When I saw that head shot I just thought "That is the picture of Cruella." Look at that, she looks mean, not sexy. Fur wearing bitch. Shes just Jenny from the block, my ass. Marc looks like Death cause she bosses him around all day and then exposes him to to her "gobble gobble". Rich nasty biotch.
I think she looks beautiful in the first pic but man, you can see her bad skin in the last one. He is a total fug and I have no idea what she sees in him. He is just slimey.
She looks waxen and he looks as usual, recently undead.
Hospice- HA! excellent MK...
Mother has been 'toxed to glory.
that face wouldnt move if you shoved a gun in it.
Botoxicatingly Beautiful. If you look @ pics of her on www.awfulplasticsurgery.com you will see all the work she has had done thru the years .
Marc Anthony , god bless him, where do I start?
A paper bag over the head maybe?
Crikey. Marc needs to be pinned down and force-fed a Big Mac. My eyes got all gross like that when I had mono and my friends said the same thing... they were all begging me to eat some red meat already. Which I would have, had I the energy to move.
J-Ho has the Tox all right, but here's another idea... ho has morning sickness all the time and looks and feels like shiznit.
I know Im sick but marc can get it, DAMN yall there is something about him
Her make-up looked cakey in the first picture. You coudda scraped that shit off!
Agghhhhh! I hate it when Jen uses that fake dark tan. It messes her skin up and makes it look blotchy. She looks a million times better au natural.
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first reaction is 'boy, does she look old!'
2nd reaction is 'actually, she's aging nicely' She looks almost classy here. Yeah I know: ack.
Se parece como una puta de la calle.
Que corriente.
THE RED ISNT WORKING TOO WELL FOR JELLO!
El Chupacabra always looks like he should have bats flying around him or something. Yikes.
HE has AIDS.
Look at the spots on his cranium ala Philadelphia (Tom Hanks).
I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Nursing Home.
She looks worn.
bitch can't hold herself together, let alone look good with red lipstick
There she goes so predictable with her playedout squinting just sucked skeletors slinky puckerface pose.Mark AKA Captain save a J-ho,looks are due to Jen sucking his blood while he sleeps,Since her costly creams are no help draining the life out of him might do the trick.Who knows maybe she thinks K-Y Jelly is face cream.
She thinks she looks good with a grease vpit face but she can't hide the age thing creeping up on her..give it up and get back on the 6th where you belong.
Girlfriend looks to have had some cheek implants.
I think she's beautiful. Can't hate her. Try, but can't. She's got talent and brains and looks.
I can't hate on her dating a FUG like Marc...hell, I even thought he was semi-hot back in the "I Need to Know" days.
I dated a guy that looked like him..sunken face, dark eyes, a Latino... he was a drunk and junkie, but had a massive cock and loved eating me out.
Don't hate... the sex MUST be good. I know I'd go back to sunken-face-drunken-junkie for a few one night stands if I could....
The hottest sex I have EVER had.
Jello looks like Jelly there!
That doesn't look like J Lo in any of those pics. What the hell happened to her? Either it's not her, or she's had a lot of (unneccessary) work done.
HAHAHAH That commentary made me laugh my ass off. I love this feckin website!
He looks like he has aids or something...really close to death. She's OK, but I always think she looks ridiculous when she's with him, since her ass weighs more than he does. He makes her look huge.
After looking at those pictures, I feel I have have eaten a vat of Crisco and washed it down with Jello.
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