first?
Let's just cut her fingers and toes off!
love the car. too bad she doesn't fit in it well.
Yeah...retarded people get to park in the handicapped spots. She's good.
cut her up.. instead of disabled, she'll be dismembered
Damn it, I get pissed off every time I watch this silly bitch crawl out of this awesome piece of automobile.
I want to see Salma suave in and out of that beast. Or Angelina. Or anyone but HER!
wow, i was harsh.. where'd the hell that come from?
Having STD's gets you a Handicapped Spot now?
I thought herpes was a disability..
wow, i was harsh.. where'd the hell that come from?
Tabatha | Homepage | 06.08.06 - 12:39 pm |
It's what we all think! 
You just happened to say it first.
LMAO @ dismembered!
I N. Mexico, being really fat is a disability too..
I thought he'd been told to cool it with her?
She's mentally disabled. Her sense of entitlement really pisses me off.
Wicked Wicked Scout!
Scout, your avatar made me snarf!
You realize that car is ruined now? I don't think you can bleach leather.
I think the cross eyed look is a good one for Jessica too!
My question is..why do guys still wanna hump her when they all know she has cunt blisters??
See probably just saw the "reserved" and assumed it was for her.
His team told him to break it off with her if wanted to continue his career. I heard he had, but I guess he can't resist infested diseased cooters.
I really want to run inside that picture and slam that scissor door down on her head...is that wrong?
i would vandalize that car nightly if i lived there.
but, not with eggs and spray paint.
i'm thinking a giant, empty mayonnaise jar, and thousands of spiders.
or, plastic explosives.
or, jason voorhees locked in the trunk.
My question is..why do guys still wanna hump her when they all know she has cunt blisters??
KeLL | 06.08.06 - 12:46 pm |
To say they did. Besides, there's always Valtrex.
Who remembers the Joe Namath, Sex-Ed film from Mad TV?
If he's stupid enough to still be messing with her, I secretly hope it does ruin his career and then he calls her out on the std's she has.
i hate this cunt bread!! she makes me want to pull out her toenails one by one and then, maybe she could fall under the disabled category, until then bitch needs to park legaly and then take a walk!! god i wish she would just die!
Jennifer, I wrote you a lil post yesterday after you sent your pic.
Oh Jennifer!!! I'm sure the lions would rather have you as their queen instead of Maddox...
KeLL | 06.07.06 - 4:02 pm
KeLL, that's too fucking funny. And thanks.
I want to see Salma suave in and out of that beast. Or Angelina. Or anyone but HER!
NaughtyNaughtyVoyeur | Homepage | 06.08.06 - 12:38 pm | #
Ditto!
She should be arrested for putting her herpes on the seat of that amazing car
I think we should co-rule those lions. Plus, we get 2x the militia. We'll genetically modify them so that they are STD-proof and send them after Parisite.
Nikita, I just have to say that you are one hot fucker!
She doesn't give a fuck...she'll just pay the fine and move on.
Nice. One more reason to hate the whore.
OMG I am fucking dying looking at Scout's avatar! HA HA HA I love it!!!!!
tim | 06.08.06 - 12:50 pm | #
or like the seinfeld episode when george parks in the handicap spot
errr - she probably thinks have crabs makes ya handicapped?
I would like a guy's opinion. Knowing what we do about this whore, why would anyone want to fuck her?
Leinart was born with strabismus ("crossed eyes"), as his left eye was not aligned correctly with his right. Maybe she used his parking permit
well she's mentally disable already so....
L' Homme Nikita | 06.08.06 - 1:00 pm | #
Saw your pic in album. Dee fucking Lish!
Who remembers the Joe Namath, Sex-Ed film from Mad TV?
jennifer | 06.08.06 - 12:50 pm | #
OMG I do I do...fucking hilarious shit there. Joe had a big ole schlong in his spray on jeans.LOL
Oh come on, no one is more handicapped than that piece of shit. Give her a break
Joe had a big ole schlong in his spray on jeans.LOL
BonZNMe | 06.08.06 - 1:09 pm |
Buwahahahahaha! I forgot about the schlong!
Scout: fucking Good avatar!
Somebody fuck Paris death, please.
Buwahahahahaha! I forgot about the schlong!
jennifer | 06.08.06 - 1:16 pm | #
THATS WAS THE BEST PART. HE WAS ALWAYS ADJUSTING IT, THEN READJUSTING IT AND THEY ALWAYS HAD THOSE DAMNED CLOSE UPS.
Wonder how many times she's smacked someone else's car with that stupid pretentious door.
This bitch is perfect for that VW ad..
THE MORE YOU NOTICE ME THE MORE I LOVE MYSELF!!!!
fucking cunt!!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 06.08.06 - 1:20 pm | #
I don't know, but I think the reason she is so far down in the seat is cuz her cooter juice is so toxic, it ate a hole in her seat, so now she sits in a treanch.
Sure, she cares about someone... Herself and her squishy twat.
God, it looks like she can't get her flat ass out of that car, what a retard.
South Park showed the Paris episode again last night. When poor Butters feels between her legs and it makes squishing noises - so gross, but true.
BonZNMe | 06.08.06 - 1:20 pm |
OMG, yeah! A brain fart later and now I remember!
"THOSE DAMNED CLOSE UPS." I need to see this episode again!!! *Note to self: Don't be so fucking drunk when you watch it!*
Loozer | 06.08.06 - 1:27 pm |
Poor Butters. He always gets the shit end of the stick.
i bet no one hates paris more than her spokesperson. what a fuckin shitty-ass job. but hey- it pays the rent, right?
What does this woman even do?? Release porn videos, star in stupid reality shows, and sing horrible songs. All of which she has done exactly once. I think she is on a quest to find her talent. I suspect she has none.
I seriously wanted to shoot myself in the head when The Daily 10 said Paris' new song was good. Wonder how much they were paid to say that shit?!
We in Arizona are hoping that Matt drops her skanky ass soon so she does not spoil his game with herpes and god knows what else she carries...
On the other hand, if they stay together, it will be fuun to look for her at games and pelt her with the occasional hot dog. She likes getting slapped by weiners
OH,MY GOD,I CAN'T STAND WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT SHIT!!!!!
Me and the hubby were watching Access Hollywood yesterday when they played the song clip w/ video. I don't know who moved faster for the remote. Even our cats left the room.
Not sure if Michael posted this. Make sure you have your barf bag close!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J...&page=1&t=t&
f=b
yeah, isn't paris like retarded anyway?
Nikita, I just have to say that you are one hot fucker!
jennifer
Saw your pic in album. Dee fucking Lish!
NoAnjl
you guys r makin me blush. We should all have a big dlisted orgy in NYC.
oh yea.. bring your husbands HAHA
On topic : Her mercedes has a temperature controlled compartment to keep her Valtrex in.
How do i get this dlisted family photo? i wanna see all you hot bitches!
She is the most conceited twat on the planet and why I don't know.
I thought Matt Leinart was Nick Legay's fuck buddy.
Alayna - If you want to give me your e I will send it to you.
i hope some bitch with a cane whacks her upside the head
Having massive puddles of yellow discharge leaking from your pussy could be defined as a disability, you selfish CUNT!
Paris is such a syphilis slinging slut.
Alayna - If you want to give me your e I will send it to you.
NoAnjl | 06.08.06 - 2:07 pm | #
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my addy: alayna.siemens@us.army.mil
or alayna.caballero@amed.cen.us.army.mil
you'll probably have better luck with the first one!!
Why can't i have my pic in the album?Is it because i'm English and hideous? 
Why can't i have my pic in the album?Is it because i'm English and hideous?
El Bastardo | 06.08.06 - 2:15 pm |
...more than likely so.
El Bastardo...let me see your pic. I don't care if you're hedious.
I hope and pray Matt Leinhart gets cut from the team or benched. SOMETHING. People have those places reserved for a reason....not because they have money. Those stupid cocky biotches! Nick Lachey better get on damage control. The friends he keeps is ruining his image. I'm starting to pull for Jess.
I know Nick got the bad end, but I CANT deal with Paris and if he's associated with her...I'm sorry. Won't do it.
Damn!!
El Bastardo...let me see your pic. I don't care if you're hedious.
Dayanara | Homepage | 06.08.06 - 2:17 pm | #
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Really??How??
Why can't i have my pic in the album?Is it because i'm English and hideous?
El Bastardo |
Brits are hot!!!
Ack. Now I sound like the Parisite. *Going to gargle*
I keep hearing about this album,i'm sooo jealous,everyone having fun except me 
She qualifies--she's mentally disabled.
this spoiled retard simply annoys me...she needs to be severely punished...
NoAnjl, give me a clue as to how to find your addy in the pile of mail I got and I'll send you my full fug mug.
El BAstardo: Send it to Pretty_Dayanara@hotmail.com.
I will decide if
1) yo Pass the beauty test, and go straight to the album
2) You are too hideous for humanity.
3) I'll keep it for further analysis and call in the gang for their opinions.
4) Send it to National Geographic.
I hope some bitch with a cane whacks her upside the head
sammy | Homepage | 06.08.06 - 2:08 pm | #
jennifer - lizzy
ElB - I would love love to see your hot ass!!!
Alayna - leaving now to send you e!
NoAnjl- i loves it!
El BAstardo: Send it to Pretty_Dayanara@hotmail.com.
I will decide if
1) yo Pass the beauty test, and go straight to the album
2) You are too hideous for humanity.
3) I'll keep it for further analysis and call in the gang for their opinions.
4) Send it to National Geographic.
Dayanara | Homepage | 06.08.06 - 2:25 pm | #
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I've sent it to you,damn now i'm worried!!I wanna be in the album!!
NoAnjl,i wanna see YOUR sexy ass baby 
2) You are too hideous for humanity.
you kook!
ElB - I want to see you too!!!!
She probably thinks that if she gets a ticket that it's worth it to not have to walk so far.
And...If her car gets towed, she will just send her servants to send another car.
ElB - I do have a pic in album but it is NOT GOOD AT ALL. Do you have the album yet? If not, I will gladly send to you if you want to give your e.
NoAnjl-If Dayanara thinks i'm ok,you will see me..........and vomit
well I don't find these reports surprising. her publicist sounds like she's starting to give up.
bastardo_artman_cafc@yahoo.co.uk,send it puhlease
ElB - even IF AND I DO MEAN IF you were ugly, I WOULD STILL LOVE YOU ANYWAY. beauty is only skin deep sweetheart. Now, that being said, what size is your peen?
ONLY KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've told you my penis size,1/2" shorter i'd be medically classified female!!
ElB - I will send in a bit. Wrote down your e.
Thanks NoAnjl,btw only kidding about still loving me if i was hideous or my peen size?
El Bastard is totally going to turn out to be some hot dildo model or something. This is all just a game for him!
ElB - I love you no matter what!!!! Sent you my fug mug.
Stoney - ROFL!!!!!!!
ELB!!! I tried twice and got 2 failure notices. Is above e addy correct?
NoAnjl,definite,damn the sea's in the way!!
Waht a wannabe cunt.
Hilton gives fake birth pix
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/
...6260394,00.html
She is the scum of the earth. Trash with money. Disgusting, racist, retarded, coke head loser.....All I have to say is Karma.....and hers is waiting.
where the fuck are the police? and why do they constantly let this ho get away with shit?
REMEMBER THE TIME SHE GOT WEDGED BETWEEN THE CARS, DUMB HO...
Who are these men that want to stick their weiners in this nasty beotch.....I mean seriously she is a nasty ho....
Who would want to date someone that thinks taking a handicapped person's spot with you overpriced car is cool?!
Album? What album? What do you sneaky bitches get up to when I'm not around? Must you punish me because I'm working hard trying to make my first million????
if that dumb bitch was visiting the apartment complex where i lived i would totally key her car.
The seat of that car is gonna have to be shampooed for crab removal. What a nasty heifer. And taking spots reserved for the handicapped to boot! Can a mack truck just PLEASE run over her already?
THE REAL FUCKING CRIME HERE IS THAT THIS DUMB HO WHO PROLLY CANT EVEN DRIVE STICK IS DRIVING ONE OF THE AWESOMEST CARS IN THE WORLD, THE MERCEDES-MCLAREN 'SLR' (RETAILS AT OVER $500,000).
FUCKING BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
(oh... er, he he, it really is too bad about the handicapped parking thing. yeah, that too...)
brent | 06.08.06 - 6:49 pm | #
Jeez Brent, did you have a stroke, there? lol. This is so shocking, you'd think she doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone but herself. [/SARCASM]
Are bird noses and lazy eyes considered to be a disability now??
what a bunch of pussies those neighbors are. when i lived in an apartment and someone parked in my space, i would have them towed. it's easy. the lot usually has a number for where to call to find you towed car. that's also the number you call to get a car towed.
she did not park in someones PERSONAL space, she parked in one of those handicaped spaces you need a special sticker or license for. anyone can park there as long as you have the required sticker, etc. If she parked in my personal spot, i, like most people,would not of hesitated to have had bird nose towed. But it was not their personal spot, it was a public spot, that required one of those disabled signs.
I parked in one before too a few times when I was young and stupid, I would NEVER do that now again. I was lucky i did not get a ticket, they are a lot in california.
paris should park wherever she wants. don't you know that even her std's are made of gold?!
Her brain is disabled, okay?
Just another example of how self centered she is-not too suprsising for a narcissist.She's such a fucking stupid whore.
Why dont you people get a life. Ever try parking at these places where they have 0 parking to begin with? There is no handicap sign.
Paris Hilton is pulling a MILLI VANILLI on the public...
WHY HASN'T THE PRESS REPORTED THAT IT IS NOT PARIS HILTON’S VOICE ON HER MUSIC TRACKS YET? ALLOT OF PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW THIS INFORMATION. PARIS HILTON IS A FAKER, LIAR, TALENTLESS TART!
WHY LIE TO THE PUBLIC - AND CLAIM THAT IT IS HER VOICE?? COME ON…. AND WHY THE HASN'T ANYONE FROM THE MEDIA CALLED HER ON HER MUSICAL LIE YET?
the female voice on Paris Hilton’s music tracks is a girl called
CARAH FAYE CHARNOW.. who was fired from a band called SHINY TOY GUNS in January, she flew out to LA and PARIS HILTON PAID HER ALLOT OF MONEY TO SING ON HER MUSIC TRACKS… (she is the dummy voice for PARIS HILTON) the band did hire her back - after she slept with all three band members, and begged forgiveness!
THIS IS ALL TRUE… I was using a recording studio down the hall from the band… and watched and heard everything happen throughout January and February…. PARIS HILTON, DOES some SINGING ON THE CD THAT SHE PLANS TO RELEASE (with major EFFECTS on her voice, a pitch shift corrector, and other studio equipment TO HELP HER VOICE what little parts she actually did lay into the music tracks TO BLEND INTO THE VOICE OF CARAH FAYE CHARNOW (the musical whore from the band SHINY TOY GUNS) this girl is bi-sexual too, just like PARIS HILTON IS …. gossip, yes. BUT TRUE!!!!
WHY HASN'T THE PRESS REPORTED THE TRUTH YET???? COME ON! time to let the world know that PARIS HILTON is a lying tart… with no real musical talent… she bought her way into the music world… and didn't even have the integrity to let people know that she isn't DOING MOST OF THE singing on the her music - it’s someone else's voice that she laid her voice into, and who's vocal styling's she copied and used outright in her tracks.... CHECK OUT A SONG CALLED - Sky Fell Over Me from this band, and the end part of a song called Le Disko and any other songs by this band where the female vocal parts are more mellow.... THIS IS THE VOCAL STYLE THAT PARIS WANTED....
SO SHE PAID THIS GIRL TO BE HER DUMMY VOICE... and used most of her voice for any and all the backing vocals on her songs... and she tried to copy this singers vocal style in her music.... by laying in her voice in parts and as I previously state... USING HEAVY DUTY STUDIO EFFECTS ON HER VOICE, AS WELL AS ALL THE RECORDING STUDIO TOYS AVAILABLE TO MAKE HER SOUND DECENT... and blend with the DUMMY GIRL'S VOICE - Carah Faye Charnow.... (this is a case of 2 MUSICAL WHORES JOINING FORCES! - NEITHER HAS ANY MUSICAL INTEGRITY!!! I MEAN WHO THE WOULD AGREE TO BE PARIS HILTON'S DUMMY VOICE? YOU COULDN'T PAY ME ENOUGH MONEY TO DO THAT.... I WOULD RATHER WELL.... do just about anything else!!! …CARAH FAYE CHARNOW, the Paris Hilton DUMMY VOICE… 2 whores join forces!!! What has happened to musical integrity???? and what has happened to the MEDIA… who no longer report THE TRUTH???? WARNER BROS. records know that people are talking about the Paris Hilton DUMMY VOICE THING NOW... and decided to release one of the songs NOW... even though Paris has not completed the CD.... before all the dummy voice scandal does come out in the press..... RECORD COMPANIES are lying, cheating capitalists... (not that there's anything wrong with being an honest capitalist!) anyway... ISN'T IT FRAUD TO MIS-REPRESENT A PRODUCT TO THE PUBLIC??? I hope the attorney-general goes after the record companies and artists who misrepresent products to the public.... it should be LAW that all the ingredients be listed, and their contents.... something like that .... if it is for human consumption! paris could at least TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT what's up with her music..... don't lie and claim great musical talent and voice.... when it's all a big lie..... and the DUMMY VOICE... should be ashamed... for agreeing to be the Paris Hilton DUMMY VOICE!!!!
this person WITNESSED it.
you may want to get in touch with this person,
NYCcorruption@aol.com
It's is so wrong it is almost illegal, Paris should NOT be allowed to get away with it.
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