If she farted, she blow that baby right off her back.
oh shit! it looks DEAD in that last picture!
Alright, maybe not, I'm tired.
Eww. Put a diaper on that kid!
no one cares, geri. no one cares.
Aww c'mon MK she's cute.Way cuter than Shiloh I think.Who did have thought Geri eh?
Yeah, but why are they so farkin' red????
Actually ugly babies make the best looking adults.
Gorgeous babies don't always turn out to be good looking.
i thought it was more of a pinkish hue myself... piggy-ish???
WTF Just cause this ho likes to show off her ass in Brit mags doesn't mean her kid is going to want that. Isn't that child porn?
All the pictures aren't loading for me dang it - ok in the 2nd to last one - close up of baby - is that her chest in the photo or like the crease of her arm?? LOL
Babies are sweet - 
I think the pictures are great, except the last one. Geri looks like she's squeezing the baby too tightly.
Well I was a gorgeous baby and look at me now! Still gorgeous! *twirls*
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww - what a cutie
Isn't that child porn?
The Power Of Suri Compels You | 06.08.06 - 2:25 pm | #
That depends...are you turned on?
ewwww loooks like she gave birth to a raisin
Uh. I'm confused. Didn't someone look at these photos before printing them? Do you think she actually approved these? That baby hardly looks alive. That's seriously fucking weird. What the hell is wrong with you British people??? And is this chick completely moronic releasing pics of her baby at the same time as the Pitts.
i thought it was more of a pinkish hue myself... piggy-ish???
Tabatha | Homepage | 06.08.06 - 2:24 pm |
Blaze orange...that's the color I was looking for. She's safe to hunt with.
Awww, Little Trixie Firecracker is cute...
That woman has some sort of growth on her ass.
Awwwww!!! She's so tiny and still looks like a prune...but she's adorable!!!!
but i think Shiloh looks better...
there's my avatar!
Bayer baby aspirin orange.... yummy... now I can eat the baby
Newborns look like plucked chickens. Yeah, I said it!
Ya know what I looked like? A fucking albino dandelion! I had 3 inches of snow-white hair and no eyebrows. My mom said the nurses had never seen a baby with so much flippin' hair.
Prico!!!! is that you??? where's the Bradley av???
HI!!!!! what's up???
God, who gives a shit about her anyways?
Is it possible to get a Mystic Tan that young?
There should be some sort of law against putting your baby's cooter out there for international display.
Imagine when that poor kid grows up and goes to school!!
I'm just sayin'...
Geri is a bigger star in England than Brad and Angelina.
Brangelina is only fascinating to stupid Americans
I'm sure Geri didn't bother to see what the ever powerful Pitts were doing with their baby or worry about which one's cuter, both are cute and these pictures are kind of nice.
I'm sure Geri didn't bother to see what the ever powerful Pitts were doing with their baby or worry about which one's cuter, both are cute and these pictures are kind of nice.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 06.08.06 - 2:31 pm |
Shit...I looked like mini Yoda, green and everything (kidney thing, long story). I didn't have a fuckin' hair on my head until I was 2! Got too much of the shit now...fuckin' hot as hell in the summer!
**I had 3 inches of snow-white hair and no eyebrows. My mom said the nurses had never seen a baby with so much flippin' hair.
Little Bunny Foo Foo**
Isn't that the way all baby bunnies look when they're born?
*whistles innocently*
I have to admit, the best set of baby pics were Britney's. I don't care for the Jolie-Pitt pics. Something seems amiss...
I was bald until I was 2
she had a monkey on her back... then she broke its neck.
has that woman ever handled a child?
yeah, her cooter SHOULD NOT be showing there.
Bug Spray - LMFAO! Snort! Shit, I was probably born with a tail too but my mom snipped it off or something.
bottlingupthecrazy - What the fuck is up with all the new bunny avatars? Dammit!
Warning: Totally inappropriate cooter display!
You should have covered it with a black bar, MK and made it NSFW!
Ok, I'm retarded.
I don't see a fucking cooter! WTF are you guys smoking?
It's in the first pic! It's not as swollen as a Parisite cooter (yet), but it's there!!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 06.08.06 - 2:44 pm | #
oh, i see it now!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Bug Spray - LMFAO! Snort! Shit, I was probably born with a tail too but my mom snipped it off or something.
Little Bunny Foo Foo
Is that like female circumcision???
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Don't bite me, rabbit, I couldn't resist!)
WHY IS EVERYBODY SO CALM????
Oh on the baby! I thought you meant Ginger and was like WTF?
Anonymous is kiddig him/herself if she thinks that anyone but her cares about Geri and this unfortunate looking child.
The precedent is not good for this kid - the mother is plain and the father is FUG.
All the words I know for Vagina:
Cooter - (I think I made this word up. Snort)
Coochie
Snatch
Twat
Box
Pootang
Concha
Beaver
Pussy
Wee wee
Taco
Vertical Smile
Pooter
Woogie
Bearded Clam
Fish lips
I forget........
Depression of my life, Everyone and their dog are having babies RIGHT now!! I want this beast inside of me out!! *lifts up shirt - yells at stomach* You hear me kid?? You got 3 more months! after that your ass is out!!
Mousie | 06.08.06 - 2:47 pm | #
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cries*
That's a sweet baby, but the only lips that should be showing should be on her sweet little face. Showing the full monty on a baby is NOT appropriate.
who would actually care about her and her baby?? That look like a death baby tho!!!
the second pic is adorable!
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 06.08.06 - 2:47 pm | #
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm totally writing them down now!!!!
Hey Vanina!
2Pink - Snort!
Mine's name is Geena. For Geena Davis and short for vagina.
Kell: HAHAHAHAHAHA! that poor baby.
Holy shit... did she really name the kids Blueballs? Wow...
Bearded Clam! always hated those words for it-- so gross!
KeLL | 06.08.06 - 2:48 pm | #
awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! Kell!!! just don't yell her/him too much
She's a cutie, and I'm sure she'll turn up to be a good looking little girl.
Baby and Mama are beautiful!
Pink: I agree, a little blanket or some coverage would have been more appropriate, imo.
Afro Clam!
Is this baby's daddy a Cheeto??
hi everybody!!!!
Is this baby's daddy a Cheeto??
Fancy likes Prico's Peen! | 06.08.06 - 2:52 pm | #
My daughter kept calling it her pee pee......ugh! Now she says wee wee.
this photosoot is totally about geri herself... not the baby
that's too funny!
Baby cooter... you guys are too much for this world. Get on the damn bus to hell already.
I'm driving.
holy shit these pictures have me howling! she's like elmyra or something in that last pic...she's finally hugged all the air outta that poor ugly kid.
that first pic is what pedophile dreams are made of!
That baby picture where you see the diaper would be cute, if it were a cloth diaper. Hello, these celebs think their the shit, but their babies wear paper diapers. How sad.
awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! Kell!!! just don't yell her/him too much
vanina
Better get him used to it now, he's gonna be hearing a lot of yelling after he gets a nagging girlfriend (or boyfriend)! 
Daya!! My love!! How are you!?
If prico's driving it'll be a short trip!
Foo: when my daughter was 4, she got home from day care, grabbed her crotch and yelled "PENIS"!!! I was like....HUH? that's not a penis, that's a vagina, ( a little boy had done that), she still gets confused, 3 days ago she told me...."I need to find other underwear, this one bothers me on my penis"
Another one... hoo hoo
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 06.08.06 - 2:53 pm | #
that's good!!!
mine just call it plain "concha"
kell: HIYA!
that last pic looks like she's going to break that poor baby's neck
Whatever M. Who has time to wash a bunch of cloth diapers? I heard they are unsanitary anyways.
Dept meeting... laters. I'll try to sign on before "Cars" tonight.
Cloth diapers?? this is 2006!!!! JESUS!
Get that kid some decent panties, damn daya!
why pose nakid with your baby? attention whore much? gawd, hasbeens drive me nuts.
...cuna. Self-explanatory.
Dayanara | Homepage | 06.08.06 - 2:56 pm | #
Haha! Aww Daya. Wonder what your reaction was when she just arrived home yelling "Penis". LOL! I would have been laughing for quite some time before explaining.
i wanna wee wee for pee pee
Dayanara | Homepage | 06.08.06 - 2:56 pm | #
I'm driving.
prico (Needs a Barfbag) | 06.08.06 - 2:54 pm |
After I wrecked the helicooter, that's a good idea.
Fuck! Working sucks.
it's called a cookie on a little girl and a little boy has a Mr. Winkie
Gosh, that was quick! I just submitted my new Gravatar and I already see it. Does anybody sees it or am I just hallucinating? Yeah, that must be it. Where are my pills?
Stoney: they'd gone swimming that day, she put her own underwear on, all twisted, the crotch part was on the side!, poor kid was suffering on her penis.
In that 3rd picture Geri totally has a pasty on her bewb!
Hee hee baby vag. Awww she's a funny looking tyke, but I want to pick her up and squeeze her.
Daya - LMFAO! That's Classic! You have to tell her boyfriends that story when she gets older!
it's called a cookie on a little girl Tabatha | Homepage | 06.08.06 - 3:01 pm |
it would be a little odd when the girl hears her teacher say "class, i brought cookies for you all today"
or some boy say "can i eat your cookie?"
we washed our cookie every day.....
my sister now calls hers a tank... I didn't ask
or some boy say "can i eat your cookie?"
Morticia | Homepage | 06.08.06 - 3:03 pm | #
LOL!!!!
that will happen...eventually!!!
Daya - LMFAO! That's Classic! You have to tell her boyfriends that story when she gets older!
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 06.08.06 - 3:03 pm | #
You are wicked, Foo Foo! I would kill my mom if she said something like that. How freaking embarrassing!!! 
Ahh, found the kids real (and equally stupid) name. Shows how much ANYOEn gives a shit about Geri, I didn't even know she HAD a kid, let alone what she named it.
Dayanara | Homepage | 06.08.06 - 2:56 pm
OMG!!! thats great!! My son is almost 4, and he calls his peen a wonkus. One day I get a call from his daycare and they told me to pick him up because he was showing everyone his wonkus and was very proud of it...
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Daya! I totally remember having issues like that when I was little! One time I went outside in the driveway to help my dad wash the car in only shorts. He sent me back inside to put on a shirt, and I got really upset and asked him why I couldn't dress like him!!
Who the fuck are you Alpha Wanna anyways?!
Hee hee baby vag. Awww she's a funny looking tyke, but I want to pick her up and squeeze her.
lemure | Homepage | 06.08.06 - 3:03 pm |
Judging by the last pic, it seems to be a common affliction among her admirers.
Yea and then I saw a t-shirt that said my Winkie wants to by you a Drinkie.... I should buy that for son when he is older
Who the fuck are you Alpha Wanna anyways?!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 06.08.06 - 3:05 pm | #
Easy on me Stoney. I've been around for a while.
damn stoney. i did that topless thing too. when my folks would leave, i would rip off my tshirt and start jumping on the couch like a wildchild. the boy that was living with us at the time kept trying to get me to put my shirt on, but i wouldn't. i'd run around the yard like that till my mom saw me. i was all like "if boys don't have to wear shirts, neither do i!"
I leave and come back to find pee stories!? DAYUM!
They both need to lay off the Mystic tan 
I think the baby is cute and Mom looks pretty too, especially considering she just gave birth.
Fuck going topless...my sister and I would try to pee standing up. Our bathroom floor was always a treat for my mom.
yeah, I ran around nekkie. hee.well, as a kid, I mean. LOL
Sorry Alpha. I thought you were one of the bitches who keeps changing their damn name and avatar. Just to let you know, when I sound like I'm being a bitch, I'm just kidding. The other bitches in here get it now.
I'd totally tell that storie to her boyfriend. that's gonna be her punishment when she misses a curfew.
i bet shiloh can kick her ass
I was sooo modest... I was mortified with going topless or without shorts and running around in just panties... I would have never...
I'm over that now
HAHAHAHA I totally tried to pee standing up and our cleaning lady caught me and yelled at me!
Every family seems to have a "cute" name for their privates...my husband's little sister called it her "susie". Yeah, I dont get it either.
Foo, you forgot "hoohoo" "punani" and "virginia".
omg 2Pink... I call mine Virginia..... ha ha ha... or Virgie....
did I say that outloud?
I'd totally tell that storie to her boyfriend. that's gonna be her punishment when she misses a curfew.
Dayanara | Homepage | 06.08.06 - 3:11 pm |
That's a good one, Daya!!!
have any pictures of the crotch incident???
LOL!!!!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 06.08.06 - 3:11 pm | #
Hehe, don't worry. It's the first time I change my gravatar because I didn't want people getting confused. I know how awful things can get in here. And about the name, I'm usually Alpha Michelle or Puerto Rican Alpha Michelle (PRAM), but I've been hearing so much about how everyone's seen Prico's assets that I got jealous. I wanna! Damn, I'm ALWAYS late. 
yoohoo, who-ha, kitty cat, cooter-kye
Tabatha | Homepage | 06.08.06 - 3:14 pm | #
Virgie is cute!!! I cal mine Chichi
baby looks dead. i hate that
take that picture to photo shop and put a diaper on the child.. The mother is a slug-perv and nasty rat for exposing her child in that way..
PRAM you should ask Prico to let you see his pic!!!
Oh, and here's one more, Foo: when I was in junior high, a cheerleader at my school called hers a crocus and another called it her fronie. I didn't ask. (But crocus goes good with wonkus.)
chi chi is what I call my titties... chi cha rias, cohonga's, the girls, flopsy & mopsy
Shit, you mean girls can't go topless? Since when? I do!
2Pink - In highschool my boyfriend called named mine "Clarice" after the girl reindeer on Rudolph. Snort.
I go topless all the time, dammit!
PRAM you should ask Prico to let you see his pic!!!
vanina | 06.08.06 - 3:17 pm | #
Vanina, for some reason I always am around when he's gone. Told you, I'm always late. I HATE the fact that he can't Dlist as he used to. That guy cracks me up!
no pictures vanina! HAHAHA.
I'm a little late in the conversation here (I was at gofugyourself) but my boyfriend TOTALLY calls my lady parts virginia!
I remember your ass now Alpha!
You forgot va jay jay!
And Daya, does your daughter have gender issues? LOL!!
I didn't notice until everybody mentioned it by good Lawd, that baby does look DEAD in the last picture. EEK!
Mousie I haven't forgotten about your peen pics, but hubby took the damn day off and I haven't had a chance to sneak off and send 'em to ya yet.
Tabatha, I wrote this on another thread (one of the three Hugh Jackman's that got deleted) so I don't think you saw it. Your avie both amuses and frightens me. I took a drive-through trip at the Lazy 5 Ranch, where you could buy buckets of food and feed the animals out your car window. Those freaking ostriches and emus are greedy bastards, who will tear your arm off for some hamster pellets! They pecked at my window just like the one on your avie! I had a goat or sheep or some animal with horns try to jump through the window of my new Volvo and I thought I would never get the llama spit off the windshield and side windows of my car. Never again!
PRAM - You are definitely missing out with regard to Prico's pic! YIKES! Us women should be all the more jealous that some lucky guy will have him...LOL
Stoney - I'm not gonna say what my hubby calls my vanina (*blushing*) but I call his prico Pedro....LOL
HAHAHA, no bug spray! I think she knows she's a girl.
2Pink | 06.08.06 - 3:32 pm
Oh shit!! That cracked me up!!!
That's okay, Prico's avvie with SPF gave me nightmares about babies with laser-zapping eyes all night! Seriously!
2Pink - In highschool my boyfriend called named mine "Clarice" after the girl reindeer on Rudolph. Snort.
Little Bunny Foo Foo
OMG, Foo , I hope he didn't say it in a Hannibal Lechter voice and make slurping/sucking sounds with his teeth and try to take you out for a dinner of fava beans and a nice Chianti! "Hello, Clarice!"
2Pink... is your pansy undulating?
*needs to go check vision*
2Pink, Emu's and ostrich's are meaner than Foo....
they will hunt your ass down and they can actually kick and kill a person
Hot Damn! My pansy is finally pulsating? (Thank you, scout!) I guess it is Bug Spray Boss Chick , but I cleared my cookies and still can't see it.
so, Bluebell is whored out to the public and Angelina and Brad have not??? ALL media whores. Angie and Brad ESPECIALLY.
Damn, boss came in and hung out.
Don't forget vajayjay, whoha and cootchie!
Brianna 3:41 - I see you could not possibly spew enough Brangelina hate on those threads, you just had to come here and spew some more, huh?
This baby is too cute...especially her lips! No offence to Jesus Pitt-Jolie but at least this baby has eyes in front of her head and not at the side!
Awww we called ours "sansie" and "lah lah".
Oh mouse, these stories aren't anything. On Concrete Loop, in the Raz-B posting, they've got 400 postings on salad tossing, doo doo butter and bend over boyfriends!
yeah, i could have done without BM, especially that last pic...kid does look dead!
Gash, spam-purse....
Spam purse? BWAHAHAHAHA!
Yea, 2Pink, complete with "Spam-jelly". mmmmmm
You see Victoria Beckham would never do something like this.She had three children and turned down millions$$$$ offers from Hello&Magazine!I think that is admirable!I mean whats the deal with showing off your kid a few weeks after it was born and in those poses! 
I hope Geri enjoys the money she got out of this!!
How could anyone say this baby is not cute? I agree with "anonymous" this baby is cuter than Shilo. And these pix came out about a week ago too.
That thing looks like an alien--severely red eyes, etc. UGH.
Who cares about some Spice Girl has been.....
Baby pussy pics are not OK!
AWW, she's cute.
We called it our pocketbook. My mom would say, Honey, did you clean out all the areas of your pocketbook? Make sure you get the sides too, you don't want no dirty pocketbook! Parisite's pocketbook did look a little swolen, like some of the porn girls!
i agree, this babe is much cuter than shiloh. shiloh's head is a square people! this baby at least has a normal shaped head.
Look at the forehead on that kid? Poor thing.
Um, where's the father? No mention of him, eh?
It's like they don't even exist anymore.
I think the baby is a cutie.
Blueballs Madoona???!!!
Thgat's a joke, right...?
It's cute, it just looks like any newborn. That said, PUT SOME PANTS ON THE CHILD!
Blueballs Madoona???!!!
Thgat's a joke, right...?
anonymous | 06.08.06 - 6:55 pm | #
Her real name is Bluebell Madonna. Not much better.
Shiloh's a pretty cute baby, they should've held these pics back for a few weeks. Bluebell looks like a little drowned cheeto. Hopefully she cutens up
the baby daddy is a junkie, right?....good luck with that...
I love the first picture. They look beautiful together. She is not doing anything that other "higher" profile celebs have done.
Her name is Blueballs? Are you serious? That is just too cruel. That's like the worst celebrity baby name ever. Even Moonuit Zappa is better than that.
Ummm....you might want to look at the first pic again..that isn't her crotch its leg fat
I think she is cute..but most babies are...she and Shiloh could be interchangeable
These pictures should never have been printed. Not only are Geri & baby bright orange but even the shadows are red- and yellow-hued. Blech!
The poses suck, too.
And they should've put a diaper on that baby in the first picture. It ain't right.
Ugly baby. Shiloh's waaaaay hotter. Then again, look at the parents. The first pic - what the fuck? It's a baby, not a piece of clothing!
did she have a baby or an alien? either way nobody would care....but maybe she plans to give the five dollars she made to a charity.
They look good. =/
I think she was a Spice Girl? Am I right? The second picture of the baby is cute. Poor little Blue *. Why do famous people hate their kids?
I think its disgusting that she has her baby covering up her naked ass. Her baby will look at these pictures and think that her mother was a slut for making her pose naked just so she could make a thounsands of dollars. What a whore! At least Brangelina didn't go nude, but they or the mags left out poor little Maddox.
Fuck you Mama Roux. If these had been pictures of Piloh Shitt you'd be the first one to say how "amazing" they are and what a "beautiful" child blah blah blah. Instead all you can say here is "blech" and "it ain't right."
hypocrite.
actually, this photospread was taken way before the shiloh photospread. both mother and daughter look beautiful.
LMAO the last one is by far the worst
stop refering to small babies and children as hot, bitches hos...pisses me off big time that people do that. They can be ugly..and less charmed but hot??? come on have a little class people..unless you are all team MJ and go for that
Quite harping on the photogs "leaving out Maddox". He is a four year old, and they can be very persnickity about certain things....getting their picture taken is one. My daughter sometimes refuses to have hers done. Maybe Maddox didn't want to.....and you know Angie has the sense not to FORCE the kid to do it.
I mean can you imagine if they did force him and he swas standing there scouling and all mad because they made him get his picture taken?!!?!? What a media nightmare....everybody would be screaming "Maddox hates the new baby".
WTF?? She named her kid Blueballs?
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