grey pubes = vomiting uncontrollably
i still think she's gorgeous...but skeletor's poisonous dick is aging her from the inside out. hence the gray roots.
why doesn't it shock me that she has gray pubes ?
I bet it's Marc who's not allowing her to colour her hair.
I think he's a very controlling man, and even tells her when to take a shit.
she used to be fug, but she got her nose fixed and her lips reduced, and wala!
i think she's pretty now. and let's face it, she's a SICK dancer.
Carpets take longer to go gray. So probably not.
weapons of mass destruction
Congrats on your win!! 
gee!!!! JLO get some roots done already!!!
i have gray so no comment
Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 11:00 am | #
No you STFU, I almost fell out of my chair with that one... 
i still think she's gorgeous...but skeletor's poisonous dick is aging her from the inside out. hence the gray roots. Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 11:00 am | #
I love her and agree w/the the poison dick! But I think she truly does love him *pukes*
Vanina! Looooooooooove the Avatar!
I can't stand J-Lo. Ugh.
One good thing about being a real blonde - no grey hair! My grandma is 80 and her hair is STILL blonde and she hasn't colored it in years.
i currently pluck grays out of my head. the day my gina goes gray i will be heading to the first bridge...thank goodness i live in pittsburgh...lol
Why does she look like a boiled lobster?
Lazy? She has a team of 100s to color her hair. Think of another excuse, please...
All you latinas out there...do you go gray before other ethnicities? I'm 38 (shut up or I'll kick you silly), and I don't have any grays. I'm Northern Italian, Irish & Greek...but my hair has a lot of red in it. Maybe redheads don't gray as quickly? Input? Anyone?
Grey since 19...that was my grandma. Good thing I didn't get those genes.
I'm still saying that she's prego and hence the roots! I'm sticking with that.
Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 11:00 am |
MJF: I'm 36
and a hottie!!!
she's got to be pregnant.
Bonnie Blue: Interrrreesstttiiinnnggg.....
MJF - my mom auburn but totally gray now - she's 58
my sisters are red too and they have gray - both 38 (they're twins)
LOL I 've had gray hairs since 19 also!
*did I just admit that?*
OH WELL!!!!!!!!
i think salt and pepper is hotness! ( on a man tho 
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my dad is 56 and he's not gray yet. he's jewish with ukranian, polish, and british descent, but i think there's got to be some mediterranean because he's really dark skinned. regardless, people think he's my boyfriend and not my dad and that makes me want to die. go gray dad!
Lazy? She has a team of 100s to color her hair. Think of another excuse, please...
Anonymous | 06.09.06 - 11:06 am | #
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EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!
sunny | 06.09.06 - 11:09 am |
Um, *cringeing* me too.
MJF - Red heads and blondes don't go grey as quickly as darker haired people. I'm not sure why....I think it's a pigment thing....we are already light or something like that.
welcome to the club Jennifer!!!!!!!
MJF, I'm a redhead and I have a bit of gray so I have to use a rinse.
think salt and pepper is hotness! ( on a man tho )
sammy | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 11:10 am |
Ditto...I married a geezer, though.
Jinxy McDeath | 06.09.06 - 11:10 am |
smokin hot..JLo....MA is one lucky MoFo to be hittin this nightly...
JLo saying she got lazy? Puhlease! Bitch is obsessed with her "image." She could cover that up in minutes.
yeah, how can you be too lazy to color your hair when you have other people do it?
Has she confirmed shes pregnant yet?
Why can't she just be lazy about coloring? Who cares???? That still doesn't mean she's pregnant. Damn, to cover gray all she would need is a rinse which takes care of the stupid pregnancy thing. It's not like she'd have to use permanent color. Whatever.
i think salt and pepper is hotness! ( on a man tho )
sammy | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 11:10 am |
Clooney... *semi-chub*
So, what you're all telling me is, there is no fuckin' rhyme or reason for graying? I could have sworn the redhead edge would save a person. I think the grays blend better in with a blonde woman's hair, so they can gracefully let it go gray/blonde. Redheads are not so lucky. I always wanted a streak, like Bonnie Rait(t?).
Yep. There's a Raptor Sanchez, Jr. on the way.
Smurf, I'm a plucker too! I think I might have to start dying it though. I'm getting too many. I've been getting grays since 26. 29 now. I'm getting highlights today and I'm trying to decide whether or not to totally dye and the get the highlights.
I so want a streak, MJF. They are soo cool. I'm going to leave one when I go totally gray.
let me tell you, i will be hitting the dye bottle the very second i see gray on my head!!!shit.....
I think he's a very controlling man, and even tells her when to take a shit.
Shell Is A Hottie!! | 06.09.06 - 11:01 am | #
i agree. puerto rican men are like that.
this is so annoying to me because I know she wears a wig, and that they are making the top of the wig grey to go along with her pregnancy and with the intention of making that wig seem like her real hair. Its not people!
If I had a streak, I would soooo call it a racing stripe.
I used to dye/highlight my hair all the time...since I was 16. Then I stopped when all my friends started because of grey hair. I have none so now I refuse to dye till I see 1.
MJF,sorry to tell you.........you will go gray.
And so will the carpet,bit by bit old age sets in,you have to color,pluck,tweeze till the end.
It's Marc's fault. That's all I can come up with.
Ugh, I'm watching child star confdential and the kid from baywatch is on. He is kinda hot but has a total mullet. Spikey on top and long in the back. So bad.
Vidal Sassoon | 06.09.06 - 11:22 am |
I know I'll go gray someday, I just hope they come in a streak formation. And, I have no carpet, thanks to my brilliant aesthetician! What? TMI???
i agree. puerto rican men are like that.
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 06.09.06 - 11:20 am |
No we're not! Now bake me some PIE!!!
More importantly, does the carpet match the drapes?
if jlo ain't keeping up the top, she ain't heeping up down there...
but maybe marc has a fetish for that sort of thing....
No we're not! Now bake me some PIE!!!
prico (wants a hangover) | 06.09.06 - 11:27
No, Prico, it's "Now bake me some PIE, BITCH!!!!"
agree. puerto rican men are like that.
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 06.09.06 - 11:20 am
Mine isn't! Maybe cuz he's half Peruvian? Dunno.
Make mine strawberry, prico, please.
I USED to pluck the gray's out when they were near the front of my hairline... but now there's too many
So I just streak my hair blonde like crazy... my hairdresser know's how cover my gray.... she just does it now, we don't need to discuss anymore.
weapons of mass destruction
Congrats on your win!!
KeLL | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 11:03 am | #
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thanks KeLL !!
I agree with Morticia, she's getting poisoned from the inside by her heroin junkee vampire husband
Does the carpet match the drapes! LMAO -
But now you have me thinking....when you get old and gray do your pubes stay the same or do they gray too??? yipes!
~ohmy~: sit down, baby...
Pubes DO go gray.
Please girls, do not a plucka da gray hair.
MJF- young lady,wen da pubes come back when you are older and donta give a shit about the pussy- do not be scared if there are a few of da gray ones!Arivaderci!
Vidal Sassoon is Italian? Who knew?
~ohmy~: sit down, baby...
Pubes DO go gray.
MizRo | 06.09.06 - 11:53 am | #
OHMYGOD - Nooooo that's wrong... so um can you dye pubes? HAHA
so is she knocked up or what? i really hope that if she is that kid does NOT look anything like that mummy she's married to
She put enough slop on her face, why not touch up her roots. I just did, Nice and Easy 106A. Took at least three hours off my age!
She has too many assistants not to do her hair--unless she's pregnant or just doesn't give a shit anymore. She still looks OK. What she needs to work on is her fat ass!
Did anyone see the episode of Sex and the City where Smith wanted Samantha to grow a full bush? So she did, but then she saw grays in her pubes. So she dyed it and it turns Bozo the Clown red? She told Carrie she dyed it b/c "No one wants to fuck grandma's pussy!"
omg lemure I remember that episode... lol I didn't know if that was true or not - if I go gray I'm shaving it off!
Jessucka | 06.09.06 - 11:18 am | #
i'm sure it will looks fab-u-lous
She's probably pregnant. Some doctors are strict on the no dyeing rule.
I went gray when I was 16, I'm now 38 and no the pubs are not gray. The thing that doesn't make any sense is even if she was expecting there are hair mascaras that could have been used to cover her gray. They come in different colors and are applied with a mascara type wand.
I think her husband has something to do with it. She always looks like shit now.
I wonder if her cave entrance is lined with gray leaves as well regardless, I'd still give her a cat bath!
smurf | 06.09.06 - 12:39 pm
Thanks, but it doesn't matter now. My hairdresser just called me to cancel. She's got a migraine. 
at least she matched her eyeshadow to the grey...
As far whether she is pregnant...for what it's worth, when I was listening to the radio this morning they said JLo issued a statement saying that while she would like to have children with Skeletor "someday," she isn't pregnant right now.
theres a girl in my youngest sister's 8th grade class who already has grey hair. unfortunate. and she so did not get "lazy." her skin, nails, makeup, hairstyle and clothes all look immaculate (as usual). maybe her stylist is mad at her.
Shees, Kats... The little girl in your sisters' class is like 13/14??
So sad.
yeah, it sucks cause she'll probably dye it for the rest of her life. I feel sorry for J.Lo going grey so young too, but there's no reason she cant touch hers up now. it's not like she'd have to lift her finger exept to get her credit card. she wears slaughtered animal fur for eyelashes and cant take care of her own hair? *please*. her image is her career more than anything. she needs to keep it in check.
i agree. puerto rican men are like that.
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 06.09.06 - 11:20 am | #
Sorry, but saying that is wrong.
"I mean she is 36". WTF? It isn't like people in their 30's are over the hill, MK!
SHE got lazy???? All she has to do is get into her chauffered car, be driven to a salon, and have a half-dozen hair people surrounding her, offering her food, and telling her how fabulous she is! OR, she could have all those fools go to her and not even get out of bed!
grey hair or no, she's hottttt
I like the gray roots, sometimes I forget she's human so it's a nice reminder...
"As long as the collars and cuffs match."
Bond. James Bond.
I like JLo, even if she is all fake, still she can rock any outfit like nobody else and her make up is always flawless
I really hope that she is pregnant, she wanted it for a long time!!!
I'm gray as hell , no gray pubes though. Sheesh. The shit we talk about---Lovin' it!
ummm...beside the fact that dying hair, even permanently, isnt dangerous if youre pregnant anyway...
So if thats the telltale sign, well, shes sadly misinformed...
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