" Celebs Love Free Diamonds!"
Well, who the fuck doesn't????
Um Janet doesn't look so hot in those pictures - what's up w/ the man vein running down her forehead??
Ramen curls! Ha ha...at least we can't see her horrific breasts.
Chloe Sevigny is the bane of my existence. Why do all her dresses have mock turtleneck necklines?
MJF! Word. That's why we have make-up sex. ANd make-up presents!
...and I could stare at Salma's boobies all day. They're hypnotic trance inducing.
Chloe Sevigny is the bane of my existence. Why do all her dresses have mock turtleneck necklines?
saram23 | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 11:43 am |
Turkey neck in hiding???
Ok I was scrolling down this post slowly and Im like ok Selmas titties, Scarho covered her titties them BLAM My little Pony Parker. (now I am crying)
And don't make fun of Liv Tyler, MK...She's a hot wookie!
shit, i love free anything
ScarJo looks stunning with dark hair: she should seriously consider keeping it.
Janet J.'s face looks seriously warped in the forehead area...
Liv Tyler is gorgeous, naturally, absolutely, gorgeous!
Sarah Jessica, has finally hit the Botox needle (note in earlier SITC episodes, she had a furrowed brow--no more! Bitch). She should really go and mange on Kim Cattrall's carpet to get her to make that SITC movie because her career is nowhere without Carrie Bradshow. I mean, did anyone SEE "The Family Stone"?!?
On a completely unrelated note, I finally got a blogger site. It's not anything like the joy and rapture that is Dlisted, of course, but it's better than the angst of Xanga.
Janet looks like Eartha Kitt
isn't the big veiny forehead thing a sign of botox??????
Salma's breasts defy the imagination. I cannot even beging to fathom having mine look like that.
Too bad it don't come with a free makeover for Janet. Girl looks like she was dragged through the mud!
and Liv and Iman look gorgeous!
What is with Chloe's obsession with 80's clothing? I swear I wore that dress to a school dance in '86...Jebus
All these bitches look ridiculous except Salma and Iman.
Janet: whack-a-doo hair
Ashley Judd: flatsy drab hair
Whats-her-name Tyler: looks unhappy and stiff
Chloe: the usual fugliness
Scarlett: more whack-a-doo hair
MLPP: flatsy drab hair, needs some spackle on that mug to smooth it out
liv tyler and ashley judd are the shit. i love those bitches
FUCK! I just noticed the top pic of MLPP! Must have missed it on the way down earlier. *reaching for Advil and dark glasses*
ScarJo looks stunning with dark hair: she should seriously consider keeping it MizRo | 06.09.06 - 11:46 am | #
agreed, it looks great here!
iman is seriously beautiful. she's kinda old too.
and is it that salma likes to show her tatas or is there not enough fabric in the world to cover them?
I cant belive how good Scarlett looks with dark hair simply stunning!
I think she should keep that color! 
Mousie | 06.09.06 - 11:49 am |
Fuck the Advil....gimme a hammer.
I hope Salma shows her boobies for ever and always. I have a girl crush on those ta tas.
Janet looks like a dude
And Iman, if I were a lesbian, I'd advise you to find the best chastity belt money could buy because you'd be in trouble, lucky for you I like penii
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 11:51 am | #
don't you just love the term "ta tas"?
How come I don't get invited to these fucking parties??
I LOVE Liv Tyler, she always looks so cute. Its great to see someone who doesn't feel the need to be orange and anorexic. Prefer Salma with her hair down, and the dress looks a tad tight. I like Chloe as an actress, but I hate her fashion sense. Iman looks stunning, Ashley is meh. Scarjo's hair colour is lovely, the style not so much. Why does Janet look like she eats raw meat and plays with catnip? Ewww!
Why do I dislike Scarho so??
Anonymous | 06.09.06 - 11:53 am | #
WORD!
Chloe: the fashion icon!
I had a dress just like Chloe's when I was in high school in 1984!!
don't you just love the term "ta tas"?
JAY licks soccer players | 06.09.06 - 11:52 am |
Yeah!!! Although, sometimes when I say it, I think of that dude in "An Officer & A gentleman". The one with the squinty eyes. He referred to the one chicks boobies as "bodacious ta tas". Been using it ever since!
My Little Pony most have won a race or some equine competition. She is wearing an award medal around its neck. She must have pulled her mane back to keep it from getting tangled with the chain.
Mk-
Why do you have to torture us with such a close up of that horse face??? It scares me!
Chloe: the fashion icon!
fashionikon | 06.09.06 - 11:54 am | #
Yes, she inspired the wardrobe for Bill & ted's excellent adventures!
How come I don't get invited to these fucking parties??
Anonymous | 06.09.06 - 11:53 am | #
Yeah!!! I mean, if they're gonna be handing out free diamonds, I would totally RSVP. Even if Chloe was gonna be there. (you KNOW she smells worse than she looks, people)
Oh, I forgot my girl Salma: she is such a pretty woman and sensible too - not an anorexic bone in that compact, fit body! I adore her...
Off to lunch - be back soon!! **cuddles***
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 11:55 am | #
i want to eat empenadas(prico sp?) off your ta tas!
Scarlett looks beautiful!!!
she should keep the dark hair!!!
DListers love diamonds too! Hello!!!!
Going to do work now, see ya later!
Jay!!!
LOL!!!
it's empanadas!!!
yummmmmmmm.....
Bye Jay!
If we ever have a D-lister party, we are soooo going to hand out diamonds.
I love Janet, but oh my god! If you cover her hair in the second picture, you'll hear "Cause this is Thriller... Thriller night" in your head...
Love Ashley, but the lipstick is a bit much. Salma can do no wrong. Liv and Iman are hot. Chloe looks like an old gay friend in drag on Halloween. ScarJo is beautiful *hides*
And I like SJP, but that's some big ass necklace... too easy for someone to choke her with it.
I love the dark hair on ScarJo too.
Don't speak ill of Liv, she is beautiful. And she manages to keep herself out of the limelight unlike some whores we know.
I will say it once agian, Chloe is fug; how the hell did she get the label fashion icon?
SJP, once again when you have strong features you should not wear your hair that severe.
Good Lord Salma is fucking gorgeous.
Christ, it looks like Janet is morphing into the fucking hulk with that veiny forehead. Remember in the old show when Bill Bixby would start to morph into Lou Ferigno...his veins would get all bulgey and stuff.
Ew.
Oh...I'd still fuck her.
i like Janet's cross!!!!
PS-
I would also fuck Salma. She's gorgeous. I'm day dreaming about her and Penelope Cruz doing the deed.
Oh My Little Pony! What would I do without you? 
Maybe cause it's Friday, but I laughed so hard at those lines, I actually spit M&M juice on my keys.
Good Afternoon My Hot Hot Bitches!!!!!! Calm down! Dancing Peen will be here shortly!!!
ScarJo is beautiful no matter what her hair color is. I'd love her even if she was bald.
oopsie, that was me!!!
"...If you cover her hair in the second picture, you'll hear "Cause this is Thriller... Thriller night" in your head..."
prico (wants a hangover) | 06.09.06 - 11:59 am |
OMG!!! It's true people!!!
i wouldn't mind getting into a 3some with Salma and Scarlett!!!!
LOL!!!!
i just love their boobs!!!!
Chryssy AKA pass the sugar | 06.09.06 - 12:03 pm | #
Don't know if you saw my question yest: Is that your puppster? Too cute. Give him/her a kiss for me please!!!!
Hey NoAnjl!
Hi there noanji!!!!
Fooled me.
I was really looking for David Bowie.
Damn MIchael you Minx!
God forbid Janet should have hair natural and free of weaves, wigs, etc. and have minimal make-up. God forbid.
And Janet looks like Michael in that thriller video.
Well, at least Chloe's roots match her dress. Poor thing.
If I could look like any celebrity, Salma would be my choice. Bitch is dead sexy, that's all there is to it.
And I think Liv is gorgeous, she has her own style and a face like no one else.
I do hope SJP got a nice carrot for showing up at the party.
I can't believe Janet is showing her legs! I have never seen her in a dress, other than a very long one.
fashionikon, is that Chloe in your avatar. I've been trying to decide between her and one of the Olsens.
Chloe rocks in Big Love, on the red carpet, not so much.
Hey NoAnjl - yep thats my baby girl - her name is Dippy. And she loves the kissies
Oooops, Prico beat me to the thriller notion.
Jessucka- Yeah, that's Chloe in one of her lovely get-ups. She made the "don't" lists in every mag for that housecoat she wore! She cracks me up.
That line on Janets forehead is the tell tale sign of Botox!
Janet looking more & more like a dude everyday.
Janet, Michael Jackson from the 80's called. He wants his look back.
I love gofugyourself's writeups of her, fashionikon.
SJP -- cover up that shoebox face!
I will say it once agian, Chloe is fug; how the hell did she get the label fashion icon?
Jessucka | 06.09.06 - 11:59 am | #
Because it's fashion editors, not 'normal' women who choose these icons. Even though lots of women myself included, love fashion magazines, we do not allow them to dictate what we buy. The average woman is not going to dress like a mental patient just because Helda Von Fashionista says that 80's jumpsuits and skinny jeans are in. Most women wear what looks good on them or what they feel comfortable in. However, there are exceptions to the rule ie Chloe Sevigny.
Fashion editors love her because she wears the crap that their magazines are full of, therefore legitimizing their existence and high salaries.
Very true, Scorpio Minx Sharper. Thanks for your insight!
Liv looks a little bit like Evangeline Lilly of "Lost." They are both breathtakingly gorgeous.
I beg to differ Scorpio. When was the last time you saw a fashion mag put a model in a housecoat like the one in my gravatar?! Chloe is funny because she looks different than the clones in the mags. She's so weird. I don't think she's an "icon". But I like laughing at her clothes!
Scorpio Minx, the term "Helda Von Fashionista" is so funny.
Fooled me.
I was really looking for David Bowie.
Damn MIchael you Minx!
velvett1 | 06.09.06 - 12:06 pm | #
Goldiekins! 
Jessucka | 06.09.06 - 11:59 am | #
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I remember when Chloe first started out. She was young (16-18 or something) and was an intern at Sassy magazine (funky fashion magazine for teenagers). I think she was discovered walking down the street by an editor wearing something kooky and it caught the editors eye.
So basically she's been in the fashion biz since she was a teenager.
Liv Taylor looks great. Looks like she dropped the pregnancy weight.
I so remember Sassy mag, preggo. Thanks. It must be like Kate Moss, real people can't or won't wear have the things she does either.
But what if Chloe ends up as the Audry Hepburn of our time? That is scary.
But what if Chloe ends up as the Audry Hepburn of our time?
Not with that cock in her mouth.
Poor , poor , Sarah. She needs a face transplant. I don't mean to be cruel , but come on!! This woman makes Sandra Bernhardt look good. B-- Jesus--- MY EYES CAN'T TAKE HER ANYMORE!!
janet is one hot bitch. decide what you want. first she's too fat, now she's too muscular. jealous cuntz.
I love Liv. She looks amazing.
But Chloe's dress? Are you serious MK? It looks like something from an 80's prom. Ick.
So much gorgeousness in one room *pant sigh drop*
Poor , poor , Sarah. She needs a face transplant.
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I remember seeing her in some movie with Bruce Willis (?) in the 1980's. She looked decent then-face and body. However, she's so thin now that it makes her face angular and unattractive. She would probably look much better with 10lb weight gain.
Once you hit 40, you have to choose between your face or your ass.
Poor , poor , Sarah. She needs a face transplant. I don't mean to be cruel , but come on!! This woman makes Sandra Bernhardt look good. B-- Jesus--- MY EYES CAN'T TAKE HER ANYMORE!!
Gatfish | 06.09.06 - 1:03 pm | #
Sarah has never been known to be a true beauty, but I like her anyway. She gives hope to women everywhere who dont follow the same standard of beauty and dont want to get plastic surgery to change themselves. She has confidence in herself, something that is truly lacking in the scary surgically altered women of this world!
Where was Star and Al?? you know they would be lined up to get two free diamonds.
-janet looks so sick,and old, everyone is like wow! she lost so much weight, but look at the bitch she is having a hard time holding that big ass head up
-sarah parkers lost her edge she is doing the jennifer aniston thing, she always looks the same,
- scarletts overrated!
Yeah, remember when the girl from Dirty Dancing got plastic surgery? It ruined her. I'm glass Sarah didn't go the plastic surgery route.
If you enlarge the second close up of Scarlette...you can see some funky looking take on her nipple through her dress.
Janet lookes like Michael with a tan and a crazy ass vein. Chloe always looks horrible. "style icon"-whatever. she always looks like a complete asshat.
Am I the only person on the planet who thinks Scarlett Johansson is ugly as shit?
Sarah had a nose job, Bambi. But she did not go all out and totally change it.
Belle: I dont like ScarJo either... It's not that she's "ugly" but her personality makes her ugly, to me!
Scarlett isn't "ugly", sometimes she looks good, but there is something annoying and off putting about her face. some innate smugness.
Fucking RAMEN CURLS!!!!!
Ahahahahhahahahahaaaaa!
Agreed, Kat!
I want luscious boobs too. Big huge luscious boobs... just for a day. 
I hate all of them... They are soooo annoying.
Truth be told, it's Scarlett that looks more like an E European ho to me. Something about the puffy upper lip, weird teeth and slight skank vibe I always get from her.
I sincerely hope Liv Tyler didn't get lip injections. One can only hope.
Salma, hot, as usual. Ashley, too asexual. Some girls are just made for the convent.
janet looks like a dead man walking...
omg, i almost forgot to comment on Chloe Sevigny...the more i see her the more i think she best suited for brown bunny part 2 because i believe that kind of work is where her true talents lie...
and i finally see why sjp is called my little pony...sheesh...
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why do whores wear crosses in public?
and if she were a true Christian, the cleavage would be covered and the cross plain gold without gemstones.
i saw a report on this yesterday on tv. the necklace sarah jessica parker is wearing was reported as her own, not borrowed.
i agree the whole bun look needs to go. it's not attractive on her at all.
Ashley, Salma and Scarlett looks hot!
everyone except Scarlett looks like crap...what else is new?
Janet better not bend over too much or that necklace might get caught in her nipple jewelry that we all get to see during her Super Bowl performance. That could just tear her nipple right off! *gag*
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