Ok...
wonder if he gonna drown her too??? lmao
somehow he just doesn't do it for me. i don't know.
or he'll make her dirtstar huge
i always thought he looked like a molester- even before this.
He's fucking disgusting to look at.
Gross
James Woods' cock size is legandary. He's supposedly in possession of one of the largest pieces of meat in all of Hollywood.
Damn, she is so cute and he is FUG. She just wants his money. 
Where the fuck are his eyebrows?
jeez i'd have to gouge my eyes out first, huge dick or not......
Legendary for having a HUGE penis. I recall he was once asked whether it was true that his nut case ex-girlfriend Sean Young had superglued his penis to his leg after a fight. He answered that the story was false, she had superglued it to his ankle!
Damn that is just nasty. Nasty.
EW. Even with a big one I wouldn't hit it. And he could be her grandfather, that's disgusting...
I read once that he's the daughter of his best friend, they've been dating since she was 18. I'm searching for the article...
She kinda looks like that chick that married George Stephanopoloufanofagus.
james woods always liked the young ladies because they haven't figured out yet that they can do better....
Is he the one from Ted's Blind Vice??
Aren't his kids older than 20? What a jerk!
I take that huge cock. I'd just have to keep my eyes closed and pretend it was Johnny Depp
according to the NYDN, she's the daughter of his golf buddy.
Classy.
Maybe if he wore a paper bag over his head. And body.
(We need a smiley face that sticks its tongue out!)
LA | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 12:11 pm |
I heard that, too. Still wouldn't hit it, though.
Vomitous.
dammit - BRB
I dont care how big his dick is I dont want it!
That's just disgusting. Nasty prick! Gold-digging whore!
Okay, if you KNEW someone was with you solely for your money, would you still let them hang around? Maybe he's really lonely?
the only thing i like about him is that he costarred with my idol dolly parton in "straight talk".
You know Wood's wood is old and wrinkly! Looks like he's been hittin the botox to me.
Poor girl is probably just off the bus and thinks that James is going to make her a huge star. The only film making she's going to be making is the one that involves a tripod and a mouthful of saggy dong!
OMG. Thanks for the laugh MK!! And I think he's been with this chick for a while...if my psycho good (or lame, you make the call) memory serves right...he dated her when she was a teenager. Ick. I think they went to the Oscars or some shit like that years ago.
GERMANY 1
COSTA RICA 1
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
vamos Costa Rica Carajo!!!!!!!!!!!
i like James Wood...
but i don't think i'll hit him...
he...umm...
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!
He's one happy guy. That's how happy Brad should be but he is not...
You know Wood's wood is old and wrinkly! Looks like he's been hittin the botox to me.
NoAnjl
Can you botox peen and nutsacks?
Good going James Woods!
Blech
You know Wood's wood is old and wrinkly! Looks like he's been hittin the botox to me.
NoAnjl
Can you botox peen and nutsacks?
jennifer | 06.09.06 - 12:19 pm |
Can you get a nut lift??
EW. Even with a big one I wouldn't hit it. And he could be her grandfather, that's disgusting...
prico (wants a hangover) | 06.09.06 - 12:13 pm | #
My exact thoughts. I keep hearing Shirley Temple as Heidi yelling "grandfather" when I look at these pics. 
Can you botox peen and nutsacks?
jennifer | 06.09.06 - 12:19 pm | # 
oh, and ew! Good morning love! did you get e?
The Power Of Suri Compels You: Your avie scares the piss out of me!
and she soooo looks like his daughter...
Can you botox peen and nutsacks?
jennifer
They did on Nip/Tuck (to torture Dr. Troy) and his quit workin' for a while.
FANCY!!! LOVE!!
His foreskin drags on the ground like Star's bagina lips.
If you look closely at the pics, you can kind of tell she's a little repulsed by him. He's totally leaning in to her when he hugs her and she won't even move that arm. Her greed and ambition says "yes", while her body language says "no fuckin' way".
Good for him. There's a dumb slut born every minute.
James Woods really has to get back on his meds!! He is really certifiable!! Reminds me of Sir Paul and his certifiable soon-to-be ex. Like I said before, there's no fool like an old fool. But does anyone really care about this over the hill cretin. His pock marked face looks like something a moon landing would hone into.
The Power Of Suri Compels You: Your avie scares the piss out of me!
jennifer
I know between that one and Prico's I've had nightmares about laser-eye zapping babies two nights running!
Can you get a nut lift??
Fancy | 06.09.06 - 12:21 pm |
At his age, I guess you could just remove them and shove golf balls in place. Besides, ever see how old men's stuff starts sagging down to their knees, like those "knockers/clackers" we had as kids?
Holy creepy avie, Power of Suri!
GERMANY 2
COSTA RICA 1
holy, there are some really yummy soccer players out there...
*drolls*
The Power Of Suri Compels You | 06.09.06 - 12:20 pm | #
*closes eyes real hard*
Now everyone hold up for just a moment. I have to take exception with one issue. While she may indeed be a gold digger, I don't feel that 59 is corpse territory. My hubby is 55 and I assure you, his weenis is just as operational (and attractive) as it was 15 yrs. ago! I can't speak for all men, but from what I've seen thus far, 59 yr. old men are still hittin' it...and doing a good job at that!
*coming back for soapbox left behind* And another thing...where'd his lips go? I can't see them?
he is not attractive at all
MJF, you're totally right about her in that second pic....the caption balloon over her head would read EW EW EW....
off topic: Anybody know if MizRo left for vacation yet?
LOL! MJF...good info to have. But would you have hit it at 20???
did you get e?
NoAnjl
Tons. None from you, though
Okay, I'm out for a bit. Hope I don't have to mortgage my house to pay the darling child's dental bill...
Maybe I need a sugar daddy. *squints at James Woods*
Nah. I'll pay the bills!
But would you have hit it at 20???
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 12:27 pm
Um....good point. Not a chance in hell!
All I know is, this girl is walking around town with a sore ass.
jennifer HAHAHHA!!
Clap Clap Clap
That shit would annoy me. I would tell him to sit his ass down and shut up with the clapping ball sac!!
NoAnjl roots for vanina Go Arg | 06.09.06 - 12:27 pm | #
LOL!!!!
Argentina is playing tomorrow...
shit, i won't be ableto sleep tonight, and i'm not even that fanatic about soccer!!!
LOL!!!!
SOME 59 yr old guys might be ok but not this one...he's all semi-corpse-y...
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 12:26 pm |
Duly Noted!
MizRo is still here, at least until 5pm EST.
Bye BugSpray!
jennifer: waaaa????? I will resend!
____________________________________
Woods' face is that of an albino's, yet he has dark hair.
Noanjl
She was here earlier
.the caption balloon over her head would read EW EW EW....
imapepper | 06.09.06 - 12:27 pm | #
I KNOW!!!
*singing*
I ain't saying she's a gold digger - yes she is!
Hello everyone!!
Been busy this week! Damn job!
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 12:26 pm | #
i really prefer older men...
and there's always an exception (sp) for every rule!!!!
now i ain't saying she's a golddigger...
the clapping ball sac!!
Fancy
When my father-in-law was last in the hospital, his roommate was 80-ish. When he got up to go to the can, it all hung out and down. *must bleach memory from my mind*
ew........"pedophilia" anyone? Oh, and the dyed hair is sooooo attractive. Creepy, just creepy....and her parents condone this?
bye Bug!!!!
thanks jennifer!
see ya Bug Spray!
I'm out too for a bit. WhereTF is my peen goshdarnit!
peace
Been busy this week! Damn job!
mikki | 06.09.06 - 12:30 pm |
Dontcha wish we got paid for bein' HERE???
Bye, Bug!
I like the peen and balls botox question...hmmm. But I can't think of any guy I know that would take an injection either place unless it was life or death. What do our boys say?
Dontcha wish we got paid for bein' HERE???
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 12:32 pm | #
I'd be independently wealthy by now!
jennifer | 06.09.06 - 12:31 pm | #
LMFAO!!!!
oh, Jenni, i've seen them too!!!
they're totally awful!!!!
and quite disgusting...
vanina Go Argentina Go!!!! | 06.09.06 - 12:30 pm
Dontcha wish we got paid for bein' HERE???
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 12:32 pm |
Hey, Michael? How 'bout it?
I kid. I kid.
Harley Loves Mousie!!!!! | 06.09.06 - 12:33 pm |
When my husand was "neutered" he acted like the doctor was literally cutting his balls off. They're such babies, you're probably right!
do people seem pissy today or is it just me???
he could seriously be her Pop Pop.
do people seem pissy today or is it just me???
Tabatha | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 12:34 pm | #
*scrolling up to check if Tabatha meant me*
on topic: whatever floats their boat... they're both adults... and I don't give a rats patoonsky
Bye Bug and Jennifer,AAARGGGHHH!!!!!!! Don't know why I'm squeamish this week.
Vanina, I prefer the World Cup teams myself! I'll take any one of them...ok, maybe not the Koreans, they're kind of fug and too short and I would have to tape their mouths shut.
no MJF, just in general... and e-mails and posts / threads... i know several are PMS ing but it's not them.... hmmmm????
What happened to his eyebrows??
Let's hope this girl is really that dumb and doesnt know how to open a tube of super crazy glue.
James is a bit of a sadist and she might get mad at him and follow the lead of his long ago ex and glue his dick to his thigh!
harley, when my hub and i went to get some blood test to get married, dumb hub almost fainted when he saw the needle!!!!!
i had to drag him outside for some air, and being 5'3'' and pregnant and with no food in my stomach yet, wasn't funny at all...
i just wanted to kill him!!!
men!!!!
These two seem wrong on so may levels but , then again, it's a show me the money and I'll show you mine. Oldest profession in the world.
and I didn't get the drowning joke???? I thought that was Shatner? I'm so confused....
Tabatha | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 12:36 pm |
Yeah...I kind of got the sense that someone doesn't want our e-mails! I can't remember who it was, so I hope I don't accidentally send one!
Tab --looks like your av is trying to hypnotize me!!!!!!!!!!
It's mesmerizing!!!!!!!
and not feelin' this couple!
and I didn't get the drowning joke???? I thought that was Shatner? I'm so confused....
Tabatha | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 12:40 pm |
It was Shatner. I don't get it either.
I don't know who it was either... I have everyone's nicknames down....
my bird is just being a pecker sunny... ha ha
Hi everyone!
I thought Robert Wagner drowned Natalie Woods
Vanina, just about every guy I've been with has been like that! Me, I just wade through the blood, guts, piss, vomit and shit! I guess we women are just stronger that way1 Sorry 'bout the visual y'all.
you know who | 06.09.06 - 12:38 pm | #
I agree--where the heck are his eyefreakinbrows???????????
James Woods, Natalie Wood...
what kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood.....
I know bad joke... my bad... so sorry. I loved her!
he burned his brows off in the peel he got on his face.. didn't he have a crater face? brad pitt did too but not anymore...
Tabatha | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 12:42 pm |
Hadn't heard that one!
What an absolute Whore.
James Woods High School - Family Guy
Tab it's funny because he looks so cute but I get an uneasy feeling--like he's gonna POUNCE any second!
your av that is NOT JAMES!!!!!LOL
whewww thanks for clarifying.... ugh on the james woods....
do people seem pissy today or is it just me???
Tabatha | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 12:34 pm | #
I'm a little pissy today because I've been busy all week and now that I'm trying to take a little break, people won't leave me the fuck alone!!
I think I'll bring back my margarita for Friday to put everyone in a better mood.
To say it again,she is the daughter of one of his friends and he doesnt mind!
Can u fucking believe?
In other circles,this would be pedophilia,he has been dating her for quite a while.
Tab!
look who's in tha house peeps...MJ!!!!
Michael Jackson!! whoo hoo!
It's okay mikki...you're entitled... it just like a lot was going on... many people today
look at that big ring on her left hand. who knows? maybe woods has wood!
was wondering where he was Fancy!
I'm a little pissy today because I've been busy all week and now that I'm trying to take a little break, people won't leave me the fuck alone!!
mikki | 06.09.06 - 12:45 pm |
I'm feeling ya. Fucking boss was just pestering me. I turned around like the fucking Exorcist and told her, "I'm eating goddammit!"
jennifer
I'm feeling ya. Fucking boss was just pestering me. I turned around like the fucking Exorcist and told her, "I'm eating goddammit!"
jennifer | 06.09.06 - 12:50 pm | #
*note to self*
Leave Jennifer alone when she's eating...
tabatha
I send you an email.
My boss is not even here today. It's just a co-worker who wants to be the boss. He keeps a notebook with notes about everybody in the office. (who comes in late, takes time off, takes too long for lunch, what everyone does every day, and I have caught him going thru shit on and IN my desk - I have to lock every drawer in my desk every fucking time I leave for five minutes!!)
Talk about acne scars , James has got a collection. Wonder if Trophy pops his adult acne for him . He's a spent actor and look at the way he's holding her-----as if she might make a break for it.
I'm a cranky bitch when I'm hungry.
mikki | 06.09.06 - 12:55 pm |
Can you get ahold of that notebook? I'd take a big 'ole runny dump in the can, throw the notebook in with it and not flush. Just leave a sticky note.
jennifer | 06.09.06 - 1:01 pm | #
He keeps it locked in a safe in his office...
damn this is gross. if this bitch is willing to harbour his wrinkly balls and shriveled penis in her cooch for money - well...looks like she hit the jackpot.
mikki | 06.09.06 - 12:55 pm |
OH HELL NAW!! you work with DWIGHT?!?!
James Woods has aged so badly. Isn't he embarressed to be with a girl so young? Men are gross!!!
OH HELL NAW!! you work with DWIGHT?!?!
Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 1:07 pm | #
We call him John here...
now he just needs to get that saggy chin fixed and draw on some eyebrows. then he will be perfect.
dont old men know that being with a young woman makes them look like creepy old geezers?
ugh i am still not done thinking about this. imagine him climbing his old saggy skin off of you after sex. is there any worse image? actually, i found one: imagine him pumping you on top. sick. ugh thats disgusting.
Okay a huge dick can get you lots of things - but Woods is a hard core right wing nut job..and that looks sicker than Douglas-Zeta Jones - and his skin is like the surface of the moon - eewww...you know she ain't banging him for love or cock - I would bet good money she will be married to Kelsey Grammer in three years - pretending she never spread it for $$$
is this girl too lazy to get out and do some *real* golddigging? I mean, her daddy's golf buddy? come on - that's just lazy.
Okay a huge dick can get you lots of things
Glen | 06.09.06 - 1:26 pm | #
I LOVE that comment next to your avatar!! *call me*
*not able to rip eyes away from Glen's avie*
I'm with the person who posted earlier commenting on the fact that this is the daughter of a freind of his. If one of my husband's freinds were to look at ANY of my kids that way (I say kids, but I mean even the ones in their 20's), I'd rip his head off and shit down the neck hole.
just me | 06.09.06 - 1:28 pm |
Can you imagine the conversations when they're on the green?
jennifer | 06.09.06 - 1:33 pm |
Yeah.... "So...my daughter, does she swallow?"
She looks like a young Sharon Stone
I'm with the person who posted earlier commenting on the fact that this is the daughter of a freind of his. If one of my husband's freinds were to look at ANY of my kids that way (I say kids, but I mean even the ones in their 20's), I'd rip his head off and shit down the neck hole.
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 1:30 pm | #
LOL. I agree. And what kind of guy would even think of dating his friend's daughter? Yuuck. It takes a lot of balls to do that. James Woods is gross, and I think he's the psycho nutball, not that actress he accused of stalking him.
That has to be his granddaughter...
This isn't the first time a wannabe slut has blown an old man for money or fame!
*sigh* Someday I hope to be able to spell "friend" correctly every time. Until then, bear with me people.
Can you imagine the conversations when they're on the green?
jennifer | 06.09.06 - 1:33 pm | #
"I like driving my long shaft up your daughter's hole. Ohhh yahhhh"
Can you imagine the conversations when they're on the green?
jennifer | 06.09.06 - 1:33 pm | #
maybe he's a joe simpson style pimp - "look at the hooters on my daughter! Does she have some melons or what?"
"So...my daughter, does she swallow?"
MJF is sooooo not a dude
JW "So, I was banging her last night and she totally begged for anal."
DAD "Really? Was she any good?"
JW "She took the whole schlong. I couldn't believe it. Blew my load right up her ass."
just me | 06.09.06 - 1:41 pm |
I can so picture him calling them "melons".
just me | 06.09.06 - 1:41 pm |
With a cigar hanging out of his face.
jennifer | 06.09.06 - 1:42 pm |
LMFAO!!!! You funny girl!
i second mjf!
Fuck...I just read jennifer's post again and laughed out loud!
DAD "Hey! I've got a great idea. Since you're shacking up with my daughter, let me have a crack at one of yours."
JW "Excellent"
*don't know if he has kids/daughters"
It was actually Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken who were on the boat with Natalie Wood.
COWBELL!
maybe james woods has a secret desire to one-up jack nicholson in the game of dating inappropriately younger women...
GERMANY 4-2 OVER COSTA RICA!!!
I have always disliked James Woods: he and Sean Young are both pyschos.
MuhammamedBonbon is right: it was Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken that "killed" Natalie Wood.
what a nasty fucking man, another one trying to recapture his YOUTH
It was actually Robert Wagner and Christopher Walken who were on the boat with Natalie Wood.
COWBELL!
muhammedwithbombonhead | 06.09.06 - 1:57 pm | #
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i am a huge Natalie Wood fan. i read her biography, and it said that the night she drowned, everyone was all drunk, and when she fell in to the water, Wagner was making fun of her and yelling at her, and didn't make an attempt to save her. until about 1.5 hours later when she was probably already dead. that bio is seriously one of the saddest things i have ever read!
It was a really tragic end for Natalie, Alayna - I LOVED HER!!
They were arguing because Wagner thought she was having an affair with Chris Walken... It was terrible.
Is it just me or where the fuck are his eyebrows?
Is it just me or where the fuck are his eyebrows?
ellaoy | 06.09.06 - 2:26 pm | #
they probably have to magic marker them on al la uncle leo from seinfeld.
Is it just me or where the fuck are his eyebrows?
ellaoy | 06.09.06 - 2:26 pm | #
Where ever they are, I hope they're keeping his lips company.
WTF happened to his face? Fug-o-rama. Didn't he used to be kind of hot?
Years ago when I was a kid, one of my father's best friends made a semi pass at my sister who was about 18 years old at the time. My mom went to his house and blasted him about it. She wouldn't even tell my dad because she was afraid he would probably kill the guy. Some people would pimp out their babies if it meant being close to the rich and famous. Sick
when i was about 16, our neighbor guy told me he had had a dream about me and was all flirty and shit. i mentioned it in passing to my dad, and ... let's just say... that guy never even looked back in my direction again. hehehehe my daddy and his guns...
Where ever they are, I hope they're keeping his lips company.
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 2:30 pm | #
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is soo gross..can you image him on top of you? FUG!
MJF!!! You soooo funny!
That is just so wrong.
MizRo | 06.09.06 - 3:03 pm |
aw...thanks! If you think I sound funny, you should get a load of my face!
Stop it MJF!! You are the shit, silly goose!
So, so sad.
"The only film making she's going to be making is the one that involves a tripod and a mouthful of saggy dong!"
She wasn't just at the premiere, she's IN THE SHOW!
- anonymous
According to IMDB, he's been married twice ('80-'83, '89-'90), and engaged once after that...to a woman who played his daughter in a movie they were both in (shocker). Doesn't sound like he has any kids though...it would make it a *little* creepier if he had daughters her age.
Not on topic, but kinda interesting: it also said he got practically a perfect score on his SATs, went to MIT on a full scholarship, is a member of MENSA, and supposedly has an IQ of 180.
Still a perv, though.
CHILD ABUSE, this guy should be on Oprah's most wanted pedophile list. lol, it like this is a world record 39-years difference, ok there is ana-nicole though, but at least in hollywood, this is definately a record.
I hear he's hung like a horse
saggy dong!
Ahhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Poor James Woods. No fool like an old fool. Except she does have to fuck him, so... who's the real fool?
Aw, heck, I don't know. It's too complimacated for me.
She's more of a "good from far but far from good" type as well.
Anyhoo...
didn't he beat the shit out of Sean Young?
Someone should remind young women that old rich men still have old balls.
*shudders*
she's *Girls Gone Wild* cute
Why would a 20 year old....nevermind. Damn, guess golddiggers care nothing about what they have to wake up and look at. eek!
Come on, don't be so mean to James Woods. I mean, he survived having his entire head dipped in highly corrosive acid and then what was left of his face slammed against a brick wall repeatedly, right?
Ohh....you mean he just looks like that without severe trauma????
Poor James Woods. No fool like an old fool. Except she does have to fuck him, so... who's the real fool?
brent | 06.09.06 - 4:15 pm | #
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Stop it! HAHAHA!
The only film making she's going to be making is the one that involves a tripod and a mouthful of saggy dong!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
She is probably loving his huge magic stick. From what I hear, he is huge!
And he does have a little fame and money...right?
i know james has that high iq and all, but what conversations does this goat have with these teenage girls...other than i have a big one...and he probably needs viagra to help move things along....
The man has no eyebrowz...
He has done frontals. But yes, they are not easy on the eyes.
This looks to me like a photo op. She isn't returning the hug.
I've thought for quite a while, that this man is a closet case.
I would do him if he has a big one. I don't care if he is ugly. I haven't had a big one in a while.
The only reason any women find him attractive is because he brags all the time about having a big dick. I guess he must; no one's called him on it yet.
Let's face it, every girl wants a nice, fat and wealthy cock. Doesn't matter how old it is as long as it gets hard!
As someone who has a BFF who fucked him, his dick is average, if anything.
James Wood can hold a conversation, if anything. Heard he's great at oral, but went limp after 10 minutes in the sack.
He's using his starhood for what its meant for-fucking hollywood newbies.
Who can hate him for that? Most guys his age with his looks would be single or hitting the bingo halls lookin for a woman...
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