WHERE IS SURI?!
angelina doesn't give a twat's care about tom...
maybe he wants to know how they 'had' the baby
Agreed... seriously, where IS Suri? Does this kid even exist? Jesus.
I love fake stories, keep it up M.K.
Tom's totally going to try to steal Shiloh!
Angelina!!!!!!!!!!! Hide baby Shiloh!!!!!!!!!!!!
and
If you all love to hate Paris, Lohan, Tara reid and Chestica, this is a must-see!! Hilarious!!
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/...t.aspx?
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Put that baby in lockdown!!!
Tom Cruiazy.
where is suri cruise????
Where the fuck is Suri God Dammit????
Show the fucking baby.
Vanina, I love your avatar!
Suri is in 'Nam
Suri-Nam... get it? I'm stupid...
I would leave Shiloh at home if I were you!
Does anyone have an idea as to Tom Cruise's net worth?
Tom,Katie, Brad and Angelina are all freaks.
Suri is being built. They need Shiloh as a model...
More like "Tom wants Angelina's Bitch, Brad."
You gotta be fucking kidding me!
i can't wait to see the pictures of that cutie down pillow.
Suri-Nam... get it? I'm stupid...
prico (wants a hangover) | 06.09.06 - 12:44 pm | #
I don't get it. 
Suri is on the Mothership, orbiting the sun.
I don't get it either? Suri-Nam???
I don't get it either. PRico...pls explain
surinam - it's a country i believe...
Now who would be dumb enough to give cruise their phone number?
Not one of your better ones Prico!!!
This sis the funniest story MK!! I totally see Tom trying to get Angelina to join this cult!!
I think this is BS. Who also called? Jennifer?
GO YANKEES 
So that's the plan! Cooze will steal Shiloh and pass her off as Suri!
Wow when someone who loves knives, wheres vials of her lovers blood around her neck and cuts herself, rejects scientology, than that just proves one thing:Scientology is the most FUCKED up cult ever!
Tom's totally going to try to steal Shiloh!
MJF is sooooo not a dude
Oh shit I didnt think of that!! He wants what people say is the most beautiful baby ever!
A - word.
So that's the plan! Cooze will steal Shiloh and pass her off as Suri!
Mousie | 06.09.06 - 12:49 pm |
Let's see him try and get past Maddox!
now what would be funny is if anniston took the baby.
Not one of your better ones Prico!!!
Anonymous | 06.09.06 - 12:49 pm |
It was supposed to be a stupid joke, not a good one. And sorry, but the fact that nobody got it made me laugh, LOL.
Maybe Tom thinks he can swap Suri for Shiloh and nobody will notice
Pricobaby
I still love you!! You are my fave!!
Shiloh has magic abilities to ward against evil. She'll launch her Dirtstar Death Ray and vaporize The Cooze.
*throwing Milk Duds at Mousie* I'm bored too kitten.
Does anyone have an idea as to Tom Cruise's net worth?
Argyle Sox | 06.09.06 - 12:44 pm |
according to what i have heard, the pre-nup states that katie gets 3 million for 11 years of marriage. one day after that 11 years, she is entitled to half of tom's worth...a reported 400 million.
if this WERE true, i would totally give fuckalina props for turning his crazy ass down.
Pricobaby
I still love you!! You are my fave!!
Anonymous | 06.09.06 - 12:53 pm | #
Prico...are you posting to anonymously again? 
Is it really a country? Suri-nam???
Or were you playing on the surname word?
i wonder if cruise will leave all that money to his kids or if he'll give it all to scientology when he dies?
Morticia...half being $400 mil. or half of $400 mil? Yeah, I know, who the fuck cares, it's still a shitload of dough!
per the CIA.gov page (i sh*t you not)
Suriname is in "Northern South America, bordering the North Atlantic Ocean, between French Guiana and Guyana"
Angelina would eat Tom Cruise alive. he better SFTU. Where's Suri? I get the feeling this will be the summer of Tom Cruise: The media's "heavily anticipated" pictures of suri and the "extraordinary " lengths that Tom & Kate will have to go through not to interrupt their multimillion dollar Scientolgy "wedding". What will the "bride" wear? What about the rings? Blah, Blah Blah......
I heard there's gonna big a big party at the Pitts in Malibu this weekend. There were sightings of a van carrying magnums of Chamapgnes. Shoot...I wanna go over to their place. Fcuk Tom Cruise!!!
just me | 06.09.06 - 12:55 pm |
Like Bill Gates? That turd says he isn't leaving anything to his kids! My husband thinks they'll still be richer than God, though, because they'll be heading up his "charitable foundations" and raking in the dividends and interest payments.
The stark difference between the pasty, awkward Tom & Kate and the lustful Brad & Angelina is screaming at me. Think about it, which pair do your eyes gravitate towards?
Suriname is in "Northern South America, bordering the North Atlantic Ocean, between French Guiana and Guyana"
just me | 06.09.06 - 12:57 pm |
Well, shut ma mouth! I had no idea!
MJF, i think he *is* leaving enough to have the kids be multimillionaires, but compared to his billions, it's a pittance. Still, i wouldn't turn it down...
oooh - poor katie should have had a "time served" clause to credit her for the unmarried year she's put up with tom already!
Anonymous | 06.09.06 - 12:42 pm | #
that was hysterical...thanks
acually i kinda believe this..Tom is delusional enough to believe that Brad and Angie would be thrilled to visit the Scientology Center..even after all the crazy shit he's done in the past year
A | .06 .09 .06 12:50pm |
Isn't that the truth!
GO YANKEES
MJF - half being 400 million.
fuckin crazy money.
oooh - poor katie should have had a "time served" clause to credit her for the unmarried year she's put up with tom already!
just me | 06.09.06 - 1:00 pm | #
She's aged at least ten years since they've been together - there should be something in there about Tiny Tom years versus normal sane years.
Keep SHILOH away from the Scientology center!
God TC is a freak!!!!!!!!!!
mikki | 06.09.06 - 1:03 pm | #
LOL!
I wanna go to Brangelina's party!!!! WAHHHHHHH!! 
I'm not dissing any one, but don't they have mandatory geography classes in the US? like maybe in 7th grade? then you could see a map of the world and have an idea where places like Suriname are? esp. because it's in the US' "backyard"?
I could totally see this happening. And hell, if he could get them into Scientology what a selling point on their "religion". But I think Angelina is too smart for that crap. And Brad is with her so he's smart because of that TOMS SUCKS!!!
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 12:57 pm | #
i think Bill Gates is leaving his kids some $$$ but by no means are they going to inherit billions..and i say good for him
...he earned that money and built Microsoft from nothing..why should his kids automatically get that kind of wealth...we've seen what that has done to other rich kids...parasite, brandon davis, stavros, paris L, nicole r, kimberly s, kelly osborne, the girl that is the Harrods heir, bin ladin's niece, etc....im sure he is just trying to make his kids into better people than these wastes of space!
I found Suri!!!
http://surinetwork.org/
Man, that FREAK, Tom, will stop at NOTHING!!! He is SHAMELESS!!! I know Angelina is WAY too smart to even THINK about immersing herself in Scientology! (Although Brad briefly flirted with it, but that was probably because he was engaged to Julliette Lewis, who was into it and still is.)
SHit, I got 400 million in my freezer. Pfft!
mousie if you have 400 mil in the freezer, thaw it out and go cure that boredom!
i totally see this happening...
delusional egomaniac Tom thinking everybody wants to be a Scientologist!
He is going to start stalking brangelina!!!!
*sneaking into Mousie's freezer*
WTF!?!? 400 million cheetos!! I thought you meant dollars! Fuck!!
mousie, you run around with that louisiana politician who got busted w/ big monies in his frozen-pop box? hhhmmm?
Oh my God! The Prophesy is complete!!
Baby Shiloh will finally save us all!
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 12:57 pm | #
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I just this on CNN or FoxNews or some shit...Gates is leaving each of his kids 1% of his worth and it STILL comes out to some assinine amount like $10 million or something crazy like that
I heard Donatella Versace has bricks of blow in HER freezer.
chicken soup | 06.09.06 - 1:05 pm | #
I already have an mba in finance and a master's degree in microbiology along with published research. guess i was too busy for the liberal arts program *hangs head in shame*
I want Gates as my daddy, sugar or otherwise...
I would be pissed if I was one of Gates' kids. Gimme more than that cheepo!
I think Tom is one guy that Angelina would never get with!! LOL
BonZNMe | 06.09.06 - 1:12 pm |
I don't care how much money he has, can you imagine trying not to throw up if you accidentally opened your eyes during a screw?
I'm back!!
***feeling like a whirling dervish***
You know how we talk about intelligence?
Cruise has ZERO: it's his gullibility and lack of thoroughly-functioning mental capacities that made him an easy target for Dianetics...
Now he is their shiller and recruiter-of-celebs...
Asinine & inexplicable.
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 06.09.06 - 1:12 pm | #
yeah...now that i posted my adult response im more in line with what you said
shit he is worth $48billion...leave me $1bill and we could call it a day...anything less and i might spend it all too quickly!
Chicken Soup....we all have our areas of expertise! Geography has never been, nor will it ever be, my strong suit. By the same token, I wouldn't slam someone if they didn't know anything about jumping horses. Even though there are horses everywhere in the U.S.
I don't care how much money he has, can you imagine trying not to throw up if you accidentally opened your eyes during a screw?
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 1:14 pm | #
I don't think that would be a problem - you know he only hits it from behind so he can pretend she's a dude.
mikki | 06.09.06 - 1:03 pm | #
LOL, like dog years?
Surinam(e) is Dutch Guyana. Cayenne is French Guyuna and Guyana is just English Guyana. It is technically in South America but we in the Caribbean still consider it as part of the West Indies
I wasn't slamming, I was just saying. It's just surprising is all. I read somewhere on the net that Rihanna was from a little 'town' called Barbados and I was amazed. But I guess I'm a little more aware of countries outside of the US because I'm from the Caribbean (Jamaica).
Repeat: didn't mean to be offensive.
I don't believe this story. That means Angie would have had to call Tom Cruise to give him their number and say it's OK for him to call the hotel, etc. She doesn't care enough about him to do that.
By the same token, I wouldn't slam someone if they didn't know anything about jumping horses.
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 1:16 pm | #
Horses jump?!?
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 1:14 pm | #
Well let me just say that I'd rather screw Gates than Cruise. Plus, I'd maintain a blissful buzz 24/7 to prevent such instances...
I meant countries in the world apart from the US.
chicken soup | 06.09.06 - 1:19 pm |
I know you didn't. Sorry I jumped. (Can you tell I'm defensive about my lack of geographic knowledge?) Where's Jamaica?
Horses jump?!?
prico (wants a hangover) | 06.09.06 - 1:19 pm | #
If you sneak up behind them and yell BOO!!
Horses jump?!?
prico (wants a hangover) | 06.09.06 - 1:19 pm |
If you stick your fingers up their asses.
chicken soup - you're from jamaica? i'm visiting there next month - i would love some inside info!!
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 1:21 pm | #
Yours is better!
Surinam(e) is Dutch Guyana. Cayenne is French Guyuna and Guyana is just English Guyana. It is technically in South America but we in the Caribbean still consider it as part of the West Indies
Voice of Reason | 06.09.06 - 1:19 pm
My brain hurts.
chicken soup - you're from jamaica? i'm visiting there next month - i would love some inside info!!
Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 1:21 pm | #
Don't drink the water. I heard you can get really sick doing that in the Middle East.
What did I start with my dumb joke... LOL
Yes, people, I KNOW that Jamaica is not in the Middle East! Sheeesh! I kid. I'm a kidder.
WHERE IS SURI?
GO YANKEES
Suri is in a basement on Wisteria Lane.
Don't drink the water. I heard you can get really sick doing that in the Middle East.
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 1:23 pm | #
MJF! Come on, even I know that Jamaica isn't in the Middle East - it's in Central South America, just to the left of Puerto Rico. 
Don't drink the water. I heard you can get really sick doing that in the Middle East.
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 1:23 pm | #
lol MJF that's funny.
Morticia: Are you coming on vacation? then you're probably going to the north coast where the all inclusive hotel are, and the touristy stuff. I live on the south coast, the 'real' Jamaica.
My God, Brad looks like an ape in that pic.
Central South America?!?!? Ok, in the name of all puerto ricans, I'm gonna slap you. LOL
Now bake me some PIE!!!
Morticia: I've been to Jamaica, baby. Where are you staying? What do want to know?
tom should keep a low profile until he can produce suri to the public....
mikki | 06.09.06 - 1:28 pm |
Oh yeah! Right by Turkey and Guam!
prico (wants a hangover) | 06.09.06 - 1:29 pm | #
I'm not cooking today.
*passes Prico a margarita to get him started on his hangover*
If I get you drunk, maybe you'll forget my stupid comment...
Hey, letinstar! How's the day going?
Oh yeah! Right by Turkey and Guam!
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 1:33 pm
mmmmm... Turkey. I think I'll go to Subway for lunch.
chicken soup and miz -
we are staying at Negril beach. it is all inclusive (we're getting married there), but we would very much like to get out of the "compound" and see the countryside. i have heard that though beautiful, it can be quite dangerous for tourists (as it is in many places). we had thought about going to Ocho Rios and seeing the waterfalls. I would love to go to markets and cities and just get a feel for the country and the people. i'm open to any and all information and suggestions
If I get you drunk, maybe you'll forget my stupid comment...
mikki | 06.09.06 - 1:34 pm | #
or maybe he'll start shouting it loudly to anyone who will listen...
Ever read the Scientology crazy ass views? If you are bored sometime google it. It is CRAZY!!! Check out their views on raising a baby, and be sure to read all the suicides/homicides this cult is responsible for.
morticia - are you getting married by the water? If you get a fat topless person (caption this style) in the background of your wedding pics, you must share!
or maybe he'll start shouting it loudly to anyone who will listen...
just me | 06.09.06 - 1:36 pm | #
But then I can just roll my eyes and blame his crazy rantings on the tequila.
Negril is lovely (I've only been there once, lol!) anyway, I think if you want to go outside your hotel, you should find out about renting a vehicle and get a road map. Ocho Rios is a little far from Negril, so ensure you have a full tank of gas and your road map. you could find out at the hotel if they provide tours and maybe go on a guided tour b4 you decided to go exploring by yourselves.
Be careful BP.. maybe Tom wants to steal Shiloh and pass it off as Suri. Tom is a TOOL who is using Katie as his beard!!!!
just me - it's funny you say that. when we had that caption this w/ that exact pic, someone commented that that EXACT thing had happened to them when they got hitched in jamaica! HA! that would be some funny shit
I still can't believe people didnt know Surinam.
Ahhh.. Americans .....
chicken soup - my father told me this morning that he heard on the radio that jamaica was considered one of the most dangerous places to go. i think, since you live there, that you may be able to help set the record straight and tell me if you believe this to be true or not. i'm sure some places in jamaica are more dangerous than others, but would you discourage just going out and exploring?
*listening for Chicken Soups response to Morticia's question intently*
morticia - also bad - when my mom and dad went to jamaica they rented this water trike (i guess that's what it was - like a giant tricycle that you go out on the water with) and they were fighting over how to steer the boat and got stuck just beyond a deck that extended out into the water a little way. There they are my mom "shouting 'mark you're doing it all wrong! pedal this way!'". of course at the end of the deck a couple was taking their wedding vows. Mom felt horrible about shouting down the minister...
Oh I bet the $cientologists gave Tommy an Impossible Mission:
Agent Cruise, Your mission is to convert Angelina Jolie to $cientology because, well, she's now a bigger star than you are and we need her visibility. Plus, she can open up new branches in Africa, but not near any of those poverty places. This message will self destruct in 3..2..1..
The Truth about Scientology :
http://www.xenu.net/
http://www.xenutv.com/
oh shit just me...that's hilarious! i'm mentally preparing for situations that may arise...hell, that's the chance you take when you just decide to throw caution to the wind and say "let's go away and get hitched on the beach!" ... we just have to show up and whatever happens happens.
I think it's true to an extent. we have our problems with crime, and some areas are definitel more safe than others, but tourism is our 'bread and butter' and the J tourist board have found a way to insulate tourists = all inclusive hotels.
I would discourage just going off and exploring without measures in place.
I could tell you the hot spots, where crime is more pronounced some parts of Kingston (capital) and Spanish Town (old capital where I live), but Negril, Ocho Rios and Montego Bay are pretty safe for tourists.
leave them alone you crazy bat fucker tom!
we just have to show up and whatever happens happens.
Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 1:48 pm | #
cool! should be a blast! (and on the bright side I don't think my parents ruined any pictures and if they did, well there's always photoshop...)
Morticia: Please do not leave the resort alone.
When I went, I also stayed at an all-inclusive in Negril (Hedonism) and the resort itself was safe but NOT the environs.
The all-inclusive will take you to Rick's Cafe in Ocho Rios and they also sponsor shopping trips to the markets.
Now mind you, Morticia, I went in the 80's and it wasn't safe to walk outside the compound alone, BUT me and my huge pelotas, decided to go to Mrs. Brown's Mushroom House.
We bought mushroom tea and ganja cake: but it was scary as hell - I just didn't show it!
I went with 3 of my white-girl friends from Staen Island! It was a trip we'll never forget but I look back now and I am floored by my balls (and stupidity)!
Anyway, to make a long story short, I suggest you do the Club-sponsored excursions.
chicken soup and miz - thank you both! i really appreciate yalls candor, honesty, and suggestions!
Oh and we drive on the left side of the road. And if you think you're being overcharged by the vendor on the road, you probably are, so stick to purchasing craft items from Tourist Board authorised spots.
not saying this is a spiteful way at all, but what if suri has a birth defect or something and thats why they're not showing her. what if they're waiting to have like reconstructive surgery for a hairlip or something? it could happen
Morticia, CONGRATS!
Hey Miz!
Miz are YANKEES are the walking wounded! First Godzilla now Shef having surgery.
GO YANKEES
I've never been high, I want some ganja brownies... but they gotta have pecans. or raisins. maybe those little marshmallows.
prico (wants a hangover) | 06.09.06 - 1:57 pm |
The trick to the most excellent pot brownies is this: You don't put the weed right in the batter, but rather sautee it in a pan with the vegetable oil that you'll be using. Then you put the oil in the batter. (Think infused olive oil)
prico (wants a hangover) | 06.09.06 - 1:57 pm
Raisins...in a brownie??? WTF? Who mixes healthy shit with their chocolate? ew! Why don't you just add a Centrum and some cod liver oil?
not saying this is a spiteful way at all, but what if suri has a birth defect or something and thats why they're not showing her. what if they're waiting to have like reconstructive surgery for a hairlip or something? it could happen
mofo | 06.09.06 - 1:56 pm | #
then tom and katie *mostly Tom* are fucked up. They should be wanting to show off their baby, no matter what she looks like. not that i want her to be exploited or anything, i just think that what the baby looks like should not be a factor in why we haven't yet seen her.
THANK GOD Angies hormones are not speaking for her! Tom 'must die' Cruise is such a douche stain!
I bought my PEOPLE today and I can finally relax
god i'm such a geek
*wondering how jennifer knows so much about baking*
well if suri is ill in some way the scientologists would want to try some quack cure. Maybe they haven't been able to heal her yet...
i make people nervous when I go out in this hillybilly town with my DEA & FBI teeshirts on! a wide berth is always given to me
Raisins...in a brownie??? WTF? Who mixes healthy shit with their chocolate? ew! Why don't you just add a Centrum and some cod liver oil?
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 2:03 pm |
I learned to make brownies in 7th grade at the Home Economics class (don't ask...). We used to put EVERYTHING in the batter, like Chunky chocolates.
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 2:03 pm | #
Don't you like trail mix n shit? thats got hoclate and raisins and nuts and what not...yum yum
raisins make me vomit, even smelling them, i'm aiming for a bucket
I like my sugar like I like my drugs, pure and undiluted!
I don't eat trail mix...too many foods touching one another. ew.
It just seems like adding fruits and vegetables to your brownies defeats the purpose. Probably on my own here.
I hate raisins with a passion. When I was a girl scout (yeah, I was one of those) the troop leader gave us each a baggy of trail mix. I ate all but the raisins and left the baggy in my coat pocket. It wasn't until a few months later that the coat was worn again. The baggy was there, filled with raisin mush.
maybe Tom wants to make "Interveiw With The Vampire II". :E
prico (wants a hangover) | 06.09.06 - 1:57 pm | #
No offence Prico honey, but how can you walk around with a tented kilt offering all us sluts rain coverage and you've never been stoned?
I learned to make brownies in 7th grade at the Home Economics class (don't ask...). We used to put EVERYTHING in the batter, like Chunky chocolates.
prico (wants a hangover) | 06.09.06 - 2:06 pm | #
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
Prico, that's sweet!!!
i made a wooden clock in my workshop class...
LOL!!!!!
Prico! OMG!!! I remember Chunky bars! Do they still make those? See, that's exactly what I'm talking about. I NEVER would eat one of those because the fuckers had so much shit in them! Now if it would have been a block of pure, free-base quality chocolate...I would've been hooked.
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 2:04 pm |
I think it was a special on FoodTV.
No offence Prico honey, but how can you walk around with a tented kilt offering all us sluts rain coverage and you've never been stoned?
BonZNMe | 06.09.06 - 2:10 pm |
Foist of all, I did NOT offer anyone rain coverage, y'all just crowded my crotch at will. And second, I've had sex with stoned people, and there are no tents to be found at all... So you choose: trashed or tented?
Yes, they still make Chunky chocolate and it's still one of my favorites. I usually get it (or a Rolo) when I'm gonna fly somewhere.
And I had to take Home Economics AND Workshop because it was an experimental program (it was first year they taught both at my school, so the whole class took both).
i've never been stoned and i've never been drunk either...
guess i'm so fucking boring...
I love Rolo's... roll a Rolo to your pal.. it's chocolate covered caramel.... wooo hooo
Prico
i loved workshop, i learned a lot of things there, like how to grab a tool properly...
i miss those tools...
i've never been stoned and i've never been drunk either...
guess i'm so fucking boring...
vanina Go Argentina Go!!!! | 06.09.06 - 2:15 pm | #
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i've been stoned and drunk simultaneously. good times, good times.Not that i remember much of it!
OMG!!!!
ROLO!!!!
i loved that stuff!!!
jennifer | 06.09.06 - 2:10 pm | #
Ok funny story about raisins here. I have a 13 year old step som and when he was about 10 years old we were watching Survivor together on the couch. He was munching away on raisins, as he loves them, and spills some on the couch and on the floor. Well, we also had a rabbit who was litter trained and had the run of the house. Needless to say, he went to pick up the spilled raisins and got a coco puff in the mix. Good God, when he ate that son of a bitching thing, you should have seen him. I was LMAO at the poor child as he's brushing his tongue off with his hands screaming uck uck uck!!! I died, I felt bad, but I fucking died. Poor kid'll pry need therapy.
and raisins are ticks... sorry... that's what they look like... that's what they taste like if I was to ever eat one... a 'pop' in your mouth.... ewwwwwwww
MJF: I am here to tell you that Chunky bars are alive and well!!!!
I had one the other day - and it was soooooo good!
THAT'S exactly why I love them: they have a little bit of everything in them!
Morticia: You're welcome! If you have any other questions, email me baby!
BonZNMe | 06.09.06 - 2:18 pm | #
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bonz - LOLOLOL! naw, it's funny. evil can be funny.
Tabatha | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 2:18 pm | #
i like the ones covered with chocolate, i usually suck the chocolate and then spit the raisin...
EW, rabbit cocoa puffs, EW EW EW EW!!
I love raisins... all dehydrated fruits actually. Except bananas, ugh. I'll eat them, but I'm not a fan.
BonZNMe | 06.09.06 - 2:18 pm | #
...poor thing..but like you i would have LMFAO!
EW, rabbit cocoa puffs, EW EW EW EW!!
I love raisins... all dehydrated fruits actually. Except bananas, ugh. I'll eat them, but I'm not a fan.
Ew @ eating a bunny turd!!!!
i love bananas
I have a thing with raisins too!
Raisin Bran especially--was eating a bowl of it once and didn't notice till about half way through that it was full of dead ants!YUMMMMMMYYY! EW!
One Halloween several years back, the stores were selling bags of mini-Chunkys as trick or treat candy along with the mini Hershey bars, etc. Ohhh they were fabulous. I haven't seen them since. I look every single Halloween, Easter and Valentine's Day for those fuckers.
Mini Chunkys, I LOOOOOVE YOUUUUUU!
nia | 06.09.06 - 2:21 pm | #
You absolutely HAD to laugh. The situation mandated it. And let me tell you I still tell that story and I crack up every time I do. I know I am bad and an evil stepmommy. He's lucky he doesn't have red hair or he'd be in trouble....lol, j/k with that comment
BonZNMe | 06.09.06 - 2:18 pm |
Poor kid. Yeah, I'd have been laughing so hard I'd have pissed myself.
sunny | 06.09.06 - 2:23 pm |
GAAAAAAAAAKKKKKK!!!!!
even having released the baby pics, i think anj and brad are going to be slathered in papparazi. what a nightmare. and jen will laugh quietly to herself...and then give a pitiful interview.
Pats: where are you love? In the UK?
I would send you some Chunkys if you wanted me to.
STAY AWAY FROM ANGIE!! Puhlease for the love of God stay away from them.
Miz are you leaving today?
and wt heck are chunky bars?
BonZNMe | 06.09.06 - 2:18 pm
haha that is too farking funny
Suri-Bot must have some serious malfunctions.
All those test runs & still no Pic's of that lil' Servbot.
I bet its because Katebot runs on "Windows 95" & Suribot needs "XP", now they're not compatible.
Tommy stop the madness we all know you loove teh Cock.
have a nice Weekend all you "DLister(ets)"
have a nice Weekend all you "DLister(ets)"
The Bird of Hermes
Right back at ya!
you too The bird!!!!
dude, if fuckalina became a scientologists, they would take over the fucking world.
dammit, i have to do work now. see ya laters!
Miz, thanks for offering sweetie, but I've seen the regular sized chunkys around here(in St. Louis) but not the mini ones. The regular ones are hard to eat but the mini ones are conveniently bite-sized so there's no mess, just pure ecstasy.
by hermes - and the boss is back - i'm gone for a bit.
Raisins...in a brownie??? WTF? Who mixes healthy shit with their chocolate? ew! Why don't you just add a Centrum and some cod liver oil?
MJF is sooooo not a dude
Since when are raisins healthy? They rot your teeth faster than any other food and spike your insulin level too high
One thing I miss in NY is the Hostess Chocodile.
I hear they still sell them in LA - I think someone in an episode of Angel ate one. I dont remember what they tasted like exactly but I ate them when I was a wee lad.
L' Homme Nikita | 06.09.06 - 2:40 pm
raisins do not rot your teeth, i don't know about the insulin part but i do know about the teeth part...
i could also be wrong
vanina Go Argentina Go!!!! | 06.09.06 - 2:43 pm | #
Oh I know the coco puffs are healthy as hell for ya....like mini veggie vitamins
raisins do not rot your teeth, i do know about the teeth part...
vanina Go Argentina Go!!!! |
I stand Corrected, thanks Vania
Bye Bird of Hermes - have a great week, too!
Sunny: yes, these are my last few hours... I am trembling with anticipation!
Chunky bars are these square "bars" about 3" by 3" of chocolate that have raisins and nuts.... Yummmy.... They're my fave since I was a kid! They are wrapped in silver "foil"...****drooling****
Ok, Pats... I'll look out for them and THEN we'll talk!
I read that they have Aero chocolate bars in other countries but not the US - that's so mean, I loved those !
Raisins - YES, too bug-like.....
Have fun on your vacay Miz!
How much $$ pot do you need to make brownies? I might try that since I dont smoke anything lol
L' Homme Nikita | 06.09.06 - 2:48 pm | #
My job is very related to teeth LOL!!! and we usually give kids raisins instead of candies!!!!
but no matter what they eat, if they don't brush their teeth properly...cavities!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vania....
that sure makes me feel so exotic...too bad i'm nowhere near resembling a goddess or butterfly!!!
Tom and Angie. The new tabloid couple for 2007! With baby Tomgelina for 2008!
Witchy Woman yup-They have aero bars in Canada!
Vanina I heard that too--that the sugars in raisins are actually good for your teeth-who knew?
OK then MIZRO--
Have a WONDERFUL and SAFE TRIP MY LOVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll miss you!!!!!!
Thank you Pats and Sunny: I will miss DListed and all of you more than my 1) family, 2) co-workers, 3) friends!! I am dead serious!
the only NUTS i like are covered in jeans or boxers *blushes*
MizRo | 06.09.06 - 3:02 pm | #
where are you going? and why arn't you taking me with you
sunny | 06.09.06 - 2:59 pm | #
raisins are sweet and relatively harmless on teeth, same thing on plain chocolate!!!
Nia!! Hello, baby! I am going to Arizona and I already have stowaways in my suitcase! Next time....
Be afraid be very afraid!!!
MizRo | 06.09.06 - 3:14 pm | #
So you're going to Arizona!!!
have a nice stay there, enjoy it inmensely and have fun!!!!
you deserve it!!!!
I googled it.
Since raisins come from grapes, they contain many of the same flavonols / flavonoids found in red wine made from grapes. Micronutrients in red wine/ raisins have been known to prevent bacteria growth, such a plaque.
:: takes off professor hat ::
Now pass the pot brownies
Hello, baby! I am going to Arizona and I already have stowaways in my suitcase! Next time....
MizRo
I love arizona - its the new retirement place
L' Homme Nikita | 06.09.06 - 3:17 pm | #
LMFAO!!!!!
oh, Nikita...
very good!!!
*gives Nikita a bag of raisins and some special brownie*
i've seen your pic and now all i can do is imagine you sitting on that couch with a hat in your head giving a lecture about it!!!
oh and wearing glasses!!!
LOL!!!
thanks L'homme and Vanina knew I wasn't crazy about the raisin/teeth thingy!
i've seen your pic and now all i can do is imagine you sitting on that couch with a hat in your head giving a lecture about it!!!
oh and wearing glasses!!!
LOL!!!
vanina Go Argentina Go!!!!
Sounds like the beginning of a porn movie ...
MizRo | 06.09.06 - 3:14 pm | #
awww..next time..you better promise!
i love arizona! my godfather lives there in Sedona...it's so beautiful but HOT! enjoy!
Thank you Nia & Vanina!!
L'Homme: I've heard that it is a retirement paradise for a while now, Nikita...
All I KNOW is that I am going to a "boutique spa" and I am chomping at the bit for some R&R! I've never been there but I hear it's mah-velous dah-ling!
MizRo | 06.09.06 - 3:40 pm | #
you are going to have the BEST time! the scenery is breathtaking! everyone i know that goes there for a visit wants to buy some property for their retirement....just make sure you come back!
first you say he is gay, now you say he is pursuing Angelina Jolie?? what the fuck is wrong with you MK. dumb fagget
First off, Anonymous: get a grip.
MK means he's courting her for SCIENTOLOGY! NOT romantically.
Secondly, name-calling is ignorant shit.
Thirdly, it's SARCASM - look it up.
Fourthly, it's faggot, not fagget.
Now play nice, relax and learn from your ignorance.
Oh Mizro,
thanks for being the voice of reason to anyone else who has an opinion.
Even if it isnt cool,its THEIR opinion.
Deal
Way to go Mizro, dont let these bitches talk shit to you. Bigoted ignorant opinions should ALWAYS be shot down. Deal with THAT.
man, if he wants to seduce anyone, he should go for Maniston. Insecure bitter people would crave all the ass-kissing they do at Clambo school and she can convert Vince too.I heard he's trying to convert Jim Carrey into a Scieno, and since Jim is a lonely man who makes bad jokes and is getting close to a has-been, I can see him go that way.
He wants to be in on the charity money.. what a putz!
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Heeeeeere's Suri!
that source has grammer issues.
MizRo--- I love Diner Dash~
I think he probably wants to steal Shiloh and try to pass her off as Suri.
oh know this madness has got to stop. $cientology must be stopped!!!
wow! who are all those people? they should have some babies
Tom can Suri come out and play?? Have her Mommy call our Mommies.Love, Shiloh, Grier, Moses, Kingston, and Sean Preston
IMO, the freaky Scientologists believe that a baby or child is really a small adult, that there is no need for bonding. I believe that tiny Tom is demanding that Katie be by his side in public events to make him look "normal", and that Katie is in tears because she wants to stay with her baby instead of literally being dragged along with him.
However, tiny Tom is so controlling and demanding because he thinks that only he has all the answers and knows the correct thing to do, that he is 'pulling rank" as the older partner and the father of the baby, to raise Suri (if she exists) as only he sees fit.
Katie is depressed, missing her baby, and is being sleep-deprived due to the Scientologists trying to finish brainwashing her into a compliant robot. All of this inner turmoil shows on Katie's face, and that's why he hollers at her to always keep her face down in public, as well as wanting her to slouch down to make him appear to be the same height as she is. Notice, too, how she is copying his facial expressions in almost every pic!
Poor girl---when you've been brainwashed and told that everyone else is the enemy, and that only your abuser loves you and knows what is best for you--it's no wonder that Katie has lost her own self-identity and sense of self-worth. Her own personal power has been stripped away, to be replaced by a compliant robot who can be controlled and made to perform in public as her abuser wishes. Yes, I am calling tiny Tom an abuser.
I am not impressed by the good things that Scientology has done, because they are a cult and possess cult mentality. They harbor false beliefs and prey on the psyche of many people, for money. There are a few people at the top of the pyramid getting rich at the expense of many innocent and brainwashed victims.
You see, the Church of Scientology is an anti-Christian religion. On Saint Hill Special Briefing Course Tape # 112, L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Dianetics and Scientology who died a fugitive from justice in 1986, said, "Christ died for his own sins." Scientology is a satanic cult which has its origins in the work of Aleister Crowley, a well known Satanist. Hubbard was a disciple and student of Crowley between 1947 and 1949.
I think that Scientology uses some things that are familiar to Christians so that they (Christians) may be lulled into thinking that Scientology is similar to Christianity, when it only appears that way on the surface in some respects. But anybody doing any reading on Scientology knows that it (Scientology) is just a psychologically-based form of mind-control or a cult, masquerading as a religion.
Actually, it's incompatible with most religions! Scientology is NOT like Christianity, that's for sure. A Judeo Christian God was just an idea (the Scientologists say) that was implanted into people to keep the reality of their true alien souls from being discovered. Something like that. Not exactly a Christian concept!
But as I understand it, some of the recruiting techniques in scientology involve getting the victim.... er.... new member... involved in "charitable" activities, which would appeal to a Christian nature, I would presume. (I am sure that this was one of the "sells" to get Katie on board Scientology too).
However, most of these activities are revealed only to ultimately promote Scientology and to act as venues for further recruitment (into Scientology) in the guise of "helping" people. Yes, it's devious! L. Ron Hubbard may have been crazy, but he was no dummy! If Scientology appeared to be anti-Christian, it probably would not be so widespread. Most people think it is just a religion where you work on bettering yourself, developing strong and moral ties with your family and friends, and work toward peace in the world, if they heard anything about it at all. If more Christians, and everybody else, knew how destructive it really was, despite Scientology's rules of good moral behavior, I don't think Scientology would be spreading through the United States like it apparently is!
By the way, just because Hubbard may have bashed Christianity, or all religions, doesn't mean he incorporated that into the practice of Scientology.
I mean, new members and students are taught that there are many Gods; and that Scientology is not a threat to their other Gods or incompatible with any religion. At least that is what I have read many, many times. I think at some point, most members takes enough classes and get indoctrinated enough, that their prior religion becomes meaningless to them; at least while under the influence of Scientology.
Thank you Jayne - I love Diner Dash too!
Oh, Queen Bitch... there was NO opinion expressed, in fact, it was simply a homophobic rant.
Learn to read dear...
Deal with THAT before you accuse.
WHERE IS SURI? SHE DOES NOT EXIST DOES SHE? DID ALIENS ABDUCT HER???????????????WEIRD!
Bill gates is worth 52 billion dollars. If he leaves 1% of his fortune to each child they would receive 520 million dollars.
Tom Cruise is like these Jehova People who knock on every door and ennoy people to death. He is nothing better than that.
HELL NO. Tom Cruise better not touch my beloved Jolie!
HELL NO. Tom Cruise better not touch my beloved Jolie!
Anonymous | 06.10.06 - 11:05 am | #
HAHAAHHA! She'd just tell him to fuck off, anyway.
WHERE'S SURI? I don't think that kid exists.
Why is everyone saying evil things about Tom Cruise? He has done many good things for "people in the closet". Why does he waste so much time in the sauna at the scientology cleb centere? Because he gets to sit with nude men....
Mousie is Bored and Oakraiderfan, Just Hollering back at ya! rock on!
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