Sloppy seconds anyone?
he was hotter then...wtf nicole?
well, if you gotta get a second hand std, it may as well be from your former bff...
or maybe it's a desperate ploy for DJ AM to come in and save her before she gets any cooties...
Why is it that all these people with money pouring out their asses always look like they just rolled out of bed? Wtf, I try to dress better going to pick up the newspaper at the curb.
Eww what will she do if the warts are fat?? Will she starve them off??
Eww what will she do if the warts are fat?? Will she starve them off??
Fancy | 06.09.06 - 12:55 pm |
She looks like a cutter to me. She'll just whip out the razor and slice 'em off like a piece of olive loaf.
What is it with Paris' exes? All I can guess is that her pussy is so stretched out that all the other girls know that only dudes that are packin' can satisfy the Parasite.
what's with all these non-muscular flabby beer-chugging heteros and their wifebeaters and cocked hats??
They have to recyle. There aren't enough hot sluts to go around.
I'd wrap him in plastic and hit it.
*hangs head in shame*
Why must hollywood dating be so incestuous? Aren't there enough dicks out there for everyone? Shit, at least stay away from the ones you KNOW are crawling with cooter cooties!
or maybe the really hot sluts won't mess with these guys jessucka - you wouldn't see alba, or scar jo dating paris' leftovers...i don't think...
what's with all these beer-chugging heteros ...
I am Gayken, hear me purr | 06.09.06 - 12:59 pm |
damn! almost had me down to a T!
I don't think Nicole is a hooch like Paris - I think Nicole is like every guys "buddy" - ya know. She just seems like a chill person... they probably know each other from the Paris days and I hope they aren't boning! lol
ScarJo and Alba are hot, but I wouldn't classify them as sluts, just me. Their escapades are not documented here all the time. I'm talking Blohan level.
What's with the big dick in the bag that he's carrying?
i feel like the skin around paris' vagina looks like turtle skin.
scaly and green and bumpy
Didn't someone post a couple of weeks ago, these sluts play PASS THE GREEK?
GO YANKEES 
...giggling at MK...
You're right, you probably have shaken hands with them! I bet if we were to start a website where people register to show they banged Paris... you'd be shocked and surprised. And horrified. You prolly already have PARISistes!!
I could care less who these two are fucking, especially when I haven't gotten any lately. 
jessucka - how I love your av - absolutely angelic. 
Nicole looks cute there. *hides*
damn, oh damn, that was me again!
There wasn't just one night in Paris
tim | 06.09.06 - 1:04 pm | #
and smells like a swamp
Jessucka | 06.09.06 - 1:03 pm | #
Sluts in the classic d-list sense - yup you're totally totally right. It's sad even when there is a slut shortage forcing people to recycle, tara reid still isn't in the game anymore.
ooh - and sorta OT I loved how defamer.com referred to paris as a skankafarian the other day.
especially when I haven't gotten any lately.
Anonymous
That's not a good thing 
I can't imagine that heterosexual men find either attractive.
In fact, I usually hear that from heterosexual men.
ewww paramecium looks like kim fug stewart there -- both fugger than fug. how much hay do these horsefaces chomp?
and smells like a swamp
NoAnjl | 06.09.06 - 1:06 pm |
Kermit gets skeeered when you mention Parisite and swamps.
Thanks, Anonymous | 06.09.06 - 1:05 pm . I love her even if she was a bit of a slut. At least she fucked presidents, eh? 
it might be just me, but i don't get the slut vibe from nicole...unlike parasite! other than her problem with her weight, i think she is one of the more tolerable socialites out there...she's smart, witty and has a great sense of hummor..now granted i've only seen her on a simple life, so that might not be the best way to judge a person, but next to parasite she came off like an Albert Einstein(sp)
paramecium
truthiness | 06.09.06 - 1:09 pm |
I don't know why but that word just makes me laugh.
Don't worry, Nicole is so tiny even warts won't stick.
Jessucka | 06.09.06 - 1:10 pm | #
Anon was me and there isn't a thing wrong with sluts!
jennifer, i know and my apologies to the Kermz
I have heard Nicole used fuck random people in club bathrooms when she was fucked up out of her mind.
okay this is tacky, but here goes
*ahem* maybe jizz is the only way nicole will take in any protein...
paris' knees looked fucked up
eww he's really gross...
Seriously, I wouldn't even shake hands with any piece that Paris hit.
just like Stoney's coworker after she picked her feet. j/k hot shit!
justme
oooh - does that dude's t-shirt remind you of pete doherty's bood art fingerpaintings?
*ahem* maybe jizz is the only way nicole will take in any protein...
just me | 06.09.06 - 1:15 pm |
Yeah...like you could EVER gross us out! We talk about eating boogers and smearing shit on upper lips here, sista!
Hey noanjil - i think i may have the boss out for the rest of the day. ahhhhhhhhh
Hehehehe noanjl. Don't you bitches go thinking I did that to some CEO or some shit. This guy is totally our phone tech and a good friend!
paris' knees looked fucked up
Ennis Del Mar | 06.09.06 - 1:15 pm | #
It's from spending so much time on them.
nia | 06.09.06 - 1:11 pm | #
supposedly she likes bathroom stall gang-bangs
mjf - gross isn't the issue - lord the talk about office workers' habits was hair raising. More just tacky. Of course, we dlisters aren't strangers to tacky either, are we?
justme - good for you!!! Now break out the bottle hiding in your drawer and share bitch!
just me:
GO YANKEES
mikki | 06.09.06 - 1:19 pm | #
nice one!
Stoney - that was one funny story bitch! Whenever someone gets on my nerves here in work, I'm gonna do that! toejams awaaaaayyyy!!!!
allright - just let me break the seal first - it's a screwtop bottle of hooch. nuttin' but the best!
Good Day all you hot bitches!
hey my pookie
Hi My Pookie - I sent you e cause I got yours.
Where the frig is my peen??? WAAAAAA.
Hey Pookie!
Isn't everyone in Hollywood a Paris Hilton leftover? That girl has fucked her way down the Hollywood Walk of Fame
That's totally what I was referring to smurf. I heard that shit too.
Hey, My Pookie!
I dont know NoAnjil if you find it let me know I could use one right about now!
Steven | 06.09.06 - 1:27 pm |
And the snail trails to prove it
PEEN???? Who's got peen????
Where's my new love El Bastardo????
My Pookie ELB is a cutie.
gross how they pass around all the same cooties to each other in their cliques... better for the rest the world that they keep their dripping herpes within their own kind...gawd help us if they try to mate with a nobody....
NoAnjil...Got it. I'll send them tonight.
Fancy | 06.09.06 - 1:30 pm | #
WAY!!!! And the bonus is that he's straight!!!!! I'm so moving to England!
On Topic....
I think this is just gross. Why would you want Paris' sloppy 15th's or 590th's???? I mean, YUCK! God only knows what she's been poked with and God only knows what he has poked!
He dates her best friend. They are not a couple.
My Pookie - I love you and all, but ELB happens to be mine. Sorry. oh, all right, I'll share.
Fancy - my peen is your peen!!!
goin out - ttyl!!!!
eh.
I live in a constant state of fear that one day I may encounter a toilet seat that one of these hosebags has infected. There aren't enough antibacterial wipes in my purse to handle that. I need to travel with a pocket-sized Clorox Clean-Up.
As long as we can share....
Well thank God they are not dating cuz that is funky!
goin out - ttyl!!!!
NoAnjl | 06.09.06 - 1:35 pm | #
bye then no anjil!
NoAnjl, my butterscotch banana-split!!
*Kiss*
As far as I am concerned, this whole incestuous circle of festering STDs are disgusting. Ewwww.
anyone here gotten a brazillian wax? what is involved and is it worth it?
MJF...
They are constantly infecting MY town (vegas) and knowing they are always here, I no longer use public bathrooms.
Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 1:39 pm | #
Hurt's like Hell. Totally worth it. Especially if you're taking pics!
Watch out for ingrowns....exfoliate regularly.
Morticia.
one word.....OOOOOOUUUUUCCCCCHHHHH!!!!
Never got one but had a friend that got one said it was great after the pain subsided. ALL of the hair from your cooter to your bunghole is removed. Think...pap smear with wax only you are not in stirrups, you are on your hands and knees. No dignity will be left my dear.
I no longer use public bathrooms.
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 1:39 pm | #
You should really start wearing a surgical mask too - you never know how much of that shit is airborne.
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 1:39 pm |
A wise choice, Pooks. A wise choice!
mikki | 06.09.06 - 1:41 pm |
I have my biohazard suit on order.
Oh yeah...I forgot about the "total lack of dignity" part. Not for the modest.
damn MJF and Pookie.
after those explanations...i simply cannot wait (grimace).
has everyone forgot that nicole is black, but totally wants no one to know!
she was adopted by lionel richie, but her biological parents were black and white.
just sayin' she is fakin hard!
I dont think I could bare my cooter and dirtstar to a stranger.
sexy gal | 06.09.06 - 1:45 pm | #
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she's black,white, and mexican. check out IMDB.
so waht's a few social diseases among friends, right?
anyone here gotten a brazillian wax? what is involved and is it worth it?
Morticia
My legs instinctively closed up like a vaccuum seal.
Hey My Pookie!
GO YANKEES
anyone here gotten a brazillian wax? what is involved and is it worth it?
Morticia
Nope - I haven't even shaved my legs in almost a week.
Hey Oak!!!!
Love the Avatar!
after those explanations...i simply cannot wait (grimace).
Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 1:45 pm |
If you have the aesthetician take it all off, the sex with your partner is so much fun! Especially if you've never been bald "down there". It's worth it, but since you may be sore from the waxing, I'd recommend not doing it the day of said romp. And Advil is a girl's best friend on waxing day. (did I spell friend right?)
Check out the video on TMZ of Paris crashing into a car and then driving away...Hilarious
If you have the aesthetician take it all off, the sex with your partner is so much fun! Especially if you've never been bald "down there". It's worth it, but since you may be sore from the waxing, I'd recommend not doing it the day of said romp. And Advil is a girl's best friend on waxing day. (did I spell friend right?)
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 1:53 pm | #
dude, i have soooo been wanting to get waxed, but i'm soooo not good with pain.cause,well, shaving myself bald is time consuming.
Especially if you've never been bald "down there".
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 1:53 pm | #
Bald takes confidence. You may feel you look like a 9 year old girl if you do the whole enchilada...
just me | 06.09.06 - 1:56 pm |
A 9 yr. old with a big rack and child-bearing hips, maybe!
smurf | 06.09.06 - 1:19 pm | #
if you're refering to that idiot that released that statement about f'in her in the bathroom stall...i don't think i believe that...but again, i don't know her so its possible.....
sexy gal | 06.09.06 - 1:45 pm | #
she's mixed with african american, white and mexican...i don't think she's ever tried to hide that fact...
what do you do when you've already fucked everybody?
from sex & the city(?)
I just shave bald. I like it. my BF likes it. Does take a little getting used to though. I laughed so hard when I saw myself!
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 1:41 pm | #
Yeowwwwwwww!!! Note to self - keep shaving.
MizRo Dahling my delicious apple tart! *big kiss* A few more hours til your vaca love!!!!! Yippeeeeee!!!
what do you do when you've already fucked everybody?
from sex & the city(?)
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 1:59 pm | #
hmmm *gazes at James Woods thread below* perhaps *that's* why he's dating people in a totally different generation from his own...
If you shave it all off vs. waxing, the stubble is horrendous! Also, much more likely to get ingrowns, 'cuz you have the tendancy to shave against the direction of hair growth for a super smooth feel. You're supposed to shave with the direction, but alas, still feels prickly if you do. The waxing is the way to do it. Get liquored up first, pop a few Advil and go nuts!
Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 1:39 pm | #
PAINFULL...but worth it...they remove all the hair from your coochie and ass...and after you tend to be a little numb(skin only thank GOD)...you have to watch out for ingrown hairs after about 3-4 weeks and they last about 6 weeks depending on how fast your hair grows....i recomend that if you start feeling little pricklies..go back...it hurts less when the hair isn't that long
I like Nicole. I hope she isn't taking sloppy seconds from the Hilton slut.
I don't have trouble with ingrowns though so I can get away with it. Actually, I've got this fantastic hereditary trait where I don't have to shave hardly at all. Seriously, I shave my legs like once every two weeks. My hair is really fine.
damn, all this brazilian wax talk is making my cooter lips curl.
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 06.09.06 - 1:55 pm | #
take some pain pills first...advil or motrin, but tylenol w/ codine is the BEST!...you still feel the pain, but you're so out of it you don't mind as much......
Cooter lips I can deal with waxing...it's my poor dirtstar that puckers up more!
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 2:00 pm | #
damn MJF i think we are sharing a brain on this thread!
ps. love the frogie!
so paris & nicole are gonna start hitting 12 year olds soon!
oops gotta go back to work
bbl!
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 2:04 pm | #
that acually hurts less...i think cause your ass gets so much chafing(sp) anyway from sitting and wearing clothes....
spin - only the Hott ones...
^somehow that doesn't sound right
nia | 06.09.06 - 2:04 pm |
Brilliant minds, Nia!
On the waxing subject - how about putting a numbing cream on first. Something along the lines of Anbesol? Not saying it's a great idea. just that it's a thought...
AH HA HA HER TEETH!
My Pookie - I think I would prefer dirtstar waxing to cooter. It's very hard to spread cheeks and shave at same time in the shower - I'm praying that I don't shave a lip off.
and hello nia/spin/mikki and EVERYBODY!!!! Happy Weekend!!!!
just me | 06.09.06 - 2:07 pm |
Some places offer a topical anesthetic.
If you shave it all off vs. waxing, the stubble is horrendous! Also, much more likely to get ingrowns, 'cuz you have the tendancy to shave against the direction of hair growth for a super smooth feel. You're supposed to shave with the direction, but alas, still feels prickly if you do. The waxing is the way to do it. Get liquored up first, pop a few Advil and go nuts!
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 2:00 pm | #
i use a Schick Intuition, and i normally don't have stubble issues. then again, i shave every day. i'm totally OCD when it comes to body hair!
ewwww
Nicole is out of her ever-loving mind!
*cracks door open. squeek. hears talk of waxing the cooter. closes door*
damn. i didn't know i was hangin with some coochie waxing experts! thanks yall!
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 2:06 pm | #
absolutely!
just me | 06.09.06 - 2:07 pm | #
most places spray on a numbing liquid before hand anyway, but the pain is still there...sorry, but it is worth it in my opinion...if you don't want to go for the brazillian then try something fun like getting a shape...a heart or a star...my friend got an arrow that pointed down..another one got an X..as in marks the spot
Some places offer a topical anesthetic.
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 2:14 pm | #
i suspect it's worth the extra money?
Hi Mousie Boobyhead!!! xo
Hey...I just realized...we're still on topic 'cuz we're talking about cooters! Yay us!!!
Cooter waxing isn't so bad. I used to do it all the time but now I just got tired of going to be honest.
i suspect it's worth the extra money?
just me | 06.09.06 - 2:18 pm |
MJF
Hi NoAnjl loverdoo!
Numb my cooter? Oh HELL no! *walks backwards out of room slowly*
Hey! Doesn't Nicole resemble those children that have the rapid aging disease?
Mousie is Bored | 06.09.06 - 2:21 pm | #
just temporarily while all the hair gets ripped out of it...
Alayna: I got my man to shave it for me! It's so much easier and fits right into play time!!
I have a hard enough time keeping up on my hair dying!!!!
Like I said, I'm lucky that I don't have a lot of body hair so I don't have to maintain my shaving/waxing much. It's not worth the money, I don't get coarse stubble, I don't get ingrowns...I just buzz it off. Oddly enough, with a BEARD TRIMMER!!!
Hey! Doesn't Nicole resemble those children that have the rapid aging disease?
conchita | 06.09.06 - 2:23 pm |
OMG!!!! I never noticed it before, but YES!!! Slap a baseball cap on her bald head and she's going to Disneyland with MakeAWish!
I just realized that a lot of you now know what I look like therefore why the hell am I telling you this?????
*hangs head in shame*
MizRo | 06.09.06 - 2:23 pm | #
Just me..............*shuddering* My luck the shit would numb my shit permanently.
Just say no to numb cooters..... Hell to the no!
*covering cooter ears* it has feelings you know....
OMG! I forgot to tell you guys what I saw. SOmeone here in CT has a license plate that says HATERS! Swear to God, I just saw it this morning!
LOL! Well, at least they are honest and can admit who they are!
Mousie is Bored | 06.09.06 - 2:28 pm |
Anyone we know???? Anonymous AssLister, perhaps???
mousie - your luck would be that it wouldn't work at all. owwwch!
i'm surprised they got the plates - aren't states supposed to be picky about that sorta thing? Hence you can't have swear words or nuts or fag on your plates (least not in texas)
MJF, wouldn't that be hilarious if that person was a DLister?
Alright guys, I'm out for awhile. Gotta run errands for my dickhead boss. Maybe I'll talk to y'all later!
omg look at this bitch just HIT AND RUN a car in a parking garage! who else would it be besides that nasty bitch parisite
http://us.video.aol.com/video.in...&
pmmsid=1658910
Later Pooks!
MJF, wouldn't that be hilarious if that person was a DLister?
Mousie is Bored | 06.09.06 - 2:30 pm |
Do ya ever look around in a crowd now and wonder????
Yeah, cringing as I do it!
awww hell boss came back
Bye My Pookie!!
I hate Parisite soooo much that it is actually unhealthy for me!
GRRRR!
piloh shitt | 06.09.06 - 2:30 pm | #
thank god the video has her veh info(lic plate#, make and model of her car)...personally i would report her...it is a mistomener(sp) after all...maybe she would get some jail time
MizRo, I'm right there with you. God, I can't even describe how much I hate her. Even backing up her car, she's still making expressions which some dumbass must have told her looks sexy!
Mousie!! Help me please... I have NEVER despised someone I DO NOT KNOW like I despise her...
I know what you're saying, she's primping and posing and sucking her cheeks in...
****Crying inconcolably at the hate in my heart*****
MIZRO, i agree....i hate her so much that i fear it is hazardous to my health. the thing that kills me the most is...she'll never know what a fucking dumbass piece of shit she really is...she believes she is perfect. that makes me sooooo angry!! god i hate that bitch.
Paris Hilton has gross knees, which means (::checks list: every part of her is officially nasty.
Kat, that's cuz she spens so much time on her knees.
Miz, I wish I COULD help you!
MizRo | 06.09.06 - 2:23 pm | #
Bitch, I sooooo got my man to do the same thing...Was GREAT foreplay...Aren't we hot sluts!?!?!
BonZNMe:
**Austin Powers voice***Yeah ba-by!!**
Piloh : believe me, I worry about the bottomless well of hate in my gut - it can't be good for our health to feel this way! *****shaking it off**** I feel you, love!!!
Mousie: Thank you, darling - only I can help myself. BUT, her "disappearance" would help tremendously!!
Kat: Head to toe disgusting!
Kat, that's cuz she spens so much time on her knees.
Miz, I wish I COULD help you!
Mousie is Bored | 06.09.06 - 3:03 pm | #
haha. but really she's just obviously too lazy to even do a calf press once a month. maybe she needs to start spending time flat on her face and see if that helps rearrange things.
ROLMFAO Kat!
Mousie there you are!!
I wonder how many times he was called "muskrat" in school?
a thousand?
ok, lets go for ten-thousand, Alex.
(and you know, he kinda looks like one! amazing!)
Oh and while we're at it. Where do these guys get the idea they can wear wifebeaters when they have a sac full of jello with hair on it for an upper body, huh?
There should be a law about that.
Heil hitler!
Paris will be Regis and Kelly next Tuesday.
Who's gonna watch??
It's funny how Paris is never on The View... Joy makes fun of her way too much
Paris' legs look nasty.
wtf! That slut Paris has fucked all the eligible men in Hollywood everyone has to take very nasty sloppy seconds.
paris's sex life should have a blog of its own, it sure has more talent then she does. way more
First off - that tan? Loves it.
And the outfit,
and its a good hair day.
She looks cute here.
The guy, she prolly DOES know from the Paris days, could be a revenge thing, or someone mentioned he is dating her current best friend, whoever that is.
As for the bathroom stall antics, I totally can believe that. On early seasons of Simple Life she was drunk in bars, randomly making out with strangers, and she and Paris both said she did that all the time.
Since she wasnt very happy then, drunk and drugged most of the time, and insecure, I can totally believe the public promiscuity thing.
God, look at Parass's shoes in the second pic - they're HUGE. Like 3 sizes two big.
They must be Shaq's dress-up shoes.
Paris is a dirrty slut I hate that bitch I wouldn't be suprised if she have aids in a few years. That bitch get around don't know why the guys dig her she hardly have boobs nasty cock sucker!!!! What a fuckin piece of trailer trash hoe.
I thought he was/is Vanessa traina (she is a good friend of Nicole) boyfriend???
That's good. At least they're keeping the STDs to their own circle.
Why are they both SO orangey looking? They both look like demented ethiopians...or something...
Who needs public relations when you can use PUBIC relations?
You know they all have crabs now...
Chad Muska dates Vanessa Traina (Danielle Steele's daughter). Vanessa and Nicole are really good friends.
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