first


Gravatar I dont think there is anything special about Halle's man. He's a model and all but if he passed by me on 23rd ST in NYC I probably would hardly notice


Gravatar is there anything Mimi likes other than her ragged ass body?


Gravatar omg paris is fucking retarted. i hope she gets in trouble that bitch thinks she can do anything she pleases.


Gravatar Halle Berry is so lucky.Wonder how long this will last though?


Gravatar can someone please report Parisite? that poor car's owner has a fucking damaged vehicle because this bitch is an immoral white trash whore.


Gravatar Damn, Halle's man looks soo good. I would feel them both up if I saw them walking down the street.


Gravatar I am sick to death of the following flea-bitten, diseased, mangy bitches:

Parisite
Mariah Carey
Britney
Brittany
Ashton
Hugh Hefner
Blohan
Moss
Hurley
Thank the Universe I don't live in LA!


Gravatar that fucking parasitic whore. she'll totally get off b/c her daddy will pay off the fuckin courts. this will be swept under the rug like her uselessness.

i love brittany murphy. she screams 'trash', but i love her.


Gravatar PS Paris Hilton was like totally checking out her lipgloss in the mirror. TMZ really get good shit.


Gravatar wah wah, Maniston.
you had your chance.
get over it.


Gravatar Who is Katherine Heigl dating?


Gravatar Paris Hilton need's a beating,poor car!!


Gravatar I totally love Ann Curry and was frigging PISSED when they gave Katie's spot to that Merident broad. Who the fuck is she and how is she more qualified than Ann. Ann's been on the Today Show forever and it only seemed fair that she should have been given the opportunity to step in Katie's place. WTF?!??! I don't get it.


Gravatar Merident

Sry, Merideth...damned fingers are flying too fast


Gravatar Halle Berry looks like she is pregnant. (at least her belly does)


Gravatar maniston is another 1 that i'm sick of hearing about. get the fuck over it and move on my god!!!


Gravatar Why did she just drive away? Because he corrected himself and said it was a Honda, not a Lexus? What a whore.


Gravatar damn ashton. shave that roadkill off your face already!


Gravatar People on another site are actually sending that TMZ link to the LAPD via email lol I doubt anything will happen to her though. She gets away with everything.


Gravatar damn ashton. shave that roadkill off your face already!
Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 3:00 pm | #

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Maybe he's trying to look older lmao


Gravatar Paris is so stupid.


Gravatar i'm gonna try to go a day w/o commenting that trollop paris

ditto, jen anniston

i bet demi's got whisker burn on her thighs

do you think halle's yummy man has already cheated on her? my answer is yes...

this is all i care to comment on...


Gravatar paris is a cunt. and why was she trying to pose all sexy when she got in her car ugly fucking bitch


Gravatar Why, oh why can't Parisite have the kharmic fortune of having a car that kills her ala Stephen King?


Gravatar L' Homme Nikita | 06.09.06 - 2:44 pm | #

I agree, he's just ok. I wouldn't give him a second look.

ashton's beard is DISGUSTING!!! =|

I hate paris soooooooo much. please god just let me run into her once before I move back to texas.


Gravatar chinnifer really should move on by now....


Gravatar You know, I was hit and run by an SUV and I had about $1000 in damage due to the fact that the bumper on an SUV is much higher than a regular car. Fucker. I have no sympathy whatsover.

Bitch. I hope she gets fined up the ass AND has to pay for those peoples' cars fixes.


Gravatar guys i live in la and i will take it upon myself to try to kick her ass if i ever see her!! and if i can't get to her, i will shout at the top of my lungs what a heinous, piece of fucking shit that whore is.



Gravatar Ok She hits a car - then leaves? Doesn't get out to check for damage or leave a #.... what a hooch!!


Gravatar Can you imagine if Paris got into a DISFIGURING accident? OMG there would be fireworks from all around the world! *giggles*

she needs to hit her head on the steering wheel to see what its like to be really shook up


Gravatar instead of hitting a parked car, why couldn't parasite have run over a cliff or under a train?


Gravatar ugh!!!!
i'm so over that hilton slut!!!


Gravatar Why is Paris always getting by with shit? I hope they do something about it! She is so stupid to think she could just drive away.


Gravatar all you people who bitch and moan about how aniston is a big fuckin baby, and she needs to move on and get over it...seriously - shut the fuck up. her husband goes to work, finds a hotter piece of ass, and leaves her. very publicly. very humiliatingly. she's got reporters, cameras, and us all up in her shit while she's grieving the loss of YEARS of marriage to a man she loved. she's left in the cold while brad saws off his dick and hands it over to fuckalina so she can wave it around as yet another trophy. aniston then learns of the pregnancy of the woman her husband left her for - a pregnancy that had to have occured prior to her breakup with her husband. lovely. it's in every magazine, every talk show, everyfuckingthing. in her face.

it's the equivalent of your husbands or boyfriends leaving you for some tighter ass with bigger tits - and everyone you know and don't know looking at you while you stand naked in front of the world...being judged and ridiculed.

get over yourselves.


Gravatar piloh shitt | 06.09.06 - 3:08 pm | #

exactly! that's why I keep hoping against hope I will run into her here before I move in a few months. not a lot of time left to trip her and watch her mangle her face on the sidewalk. god that would be so beautiful.


Gravatar that lucky bitch would probably walk away from a "disfiguring accident" with half her nose shaved off, and it would be a huge fucking improvement. I once bumped a parked car twice the size of mine, didnt even make a scratch and still left a note. too bad there wasnt a rageaholic driver with a gun inside of the one paris hit.


Gravatar You know Paris could have at least left a note with a couple hundred bucks on the windshield. I mean come on...what a worthless piece of shit she is. She smokes that much weed in a day, it's chump change to her.


Gravatar Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 3:12 pm | #

exactly it happens everyday to nobodies and no one does articles or covers on them.


Gravatar "all you people who bitch and moan about how aniston is a big fuckin baby, and she needs to move on and get over it...seriously - shut the fuck up. her husband goes to work, finds a hotter piece of ass, and leaves her. very publicly. very humiliatingly. she's got reporters, cameras, and us all up in her shit while she's grieving the loss of YEARS of marriage to a man she loved. she's left in the cold while brad saws off his dick and hands it over to fuckalina so she can wave it around as yet another trophy. aniston then learns of the pregnancy of the woman her husband left her for - a pregnancy that had to have occured prior to her breakup with her husband. lovely. it's in every magazine, every talk show, everyfuckingthing. in her face.

it's the equivalent of your husbands or boyfriends leaving you for some tighter ass with bigger tits - and everyone you know and don't know looking at you while you stand naked in front of the world...being judged and ridiculed.

get over yourselves.
Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 3:12 pm | # "


110% agree.


Gravatar I am so in love with Angelina *rocks back & forth cradling her PEOPLE magazine in the corner humming*


Gravatar "The fact that he’s dating 3, 5 or 15 chicks is totally irrelevant. These bitches are whores. Hef pays them and gives them a good life to be his “girlfriend”. If you had money, you could hire whores to be your gf too. They are 150 dollars an hour, maybe you could work out a deal or something. You know, a volume discount. Either way, his trashy girls don’t have to be strippers anymore and he gets to fuck what he considers prime pussy, and I consider garbage. But I am not 90 years old."
Drunken Stepfather

thumbs up!


Gravatar get over yourselves.
Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 3:12 pm | #


So how do you really feel about it? and is she planning on grieving for the next 10 years she has a new relationship so she needs to move to fuck on.


Gravatar Nothing will happen to Parasite. She could take out a whole fleet of cars drunk ff her ass and she would still get away with it.


Gravatar Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 3:12 pm | # "

yes!!! yes!!!

and this Angelina v. Jennifer crap is tiresome anyways. it's been a year. leave them all alone.


Gravatar have Clive Owen & Angelina done a movie together? I have to look, that would give me a permanent hardon!


Gravatar That fuck bag would just have daddy pay to have everything reconstructed. I would rather see the family go bankrupt and lose everything and paris actually have to get a job and work for a living !!*takes a breath*

She is nothing but a rich nasty std infected dripping green puss between her legs attracting all the cats in the area sperm chugging jizz dumpster


Gravatar Vanina - Do you read other blogs?? PITNB has some Hawt pictures of the Italians in the D&G undies.... Yum!!! I've seen all your World Cup posts so I thought I'd give ya a heads up!


Gravatar a pregnancy that had to have occured prior to her breakup with her husband
Morticia


Gravatar jennifer | 06.09.06 - 3:05 pm | #


Ohhh, Stephen King is my absolute favorite. Read about all his books. Seriously, how trippy would it be if he wrote a character like her into one of his books and gives her the fate that she so deserves. Oh sweet Jesus that would rock.


Gravatar KitKat

Careful with that thing!


Gravatar "So how do you really feel about it? and is she planning on grieving for the next 10 years she has a new relationship so she needs to move to fuck on.
florida girl | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 3:16 pm | # "


How do you know she hasn't? Because the tabloids say so?

Give me a break.


Gravatar UH DUH - My comment posted without me finishing *stomping foot*

Morticia - That's one helluva long gestational period of Angelina got pregnant when they were still together. Perhaps their divorce wasn't final but come on.....they had been separated for months! And, I know some of you are going to argue that your marriage isn't over until the ink dries on the divorce papers but to SOME of us, we feel different. I almost died about 10 years ago and divorced by abusive ex husband within 30 days. And, if you think I waited until the ink dried to find myself a BETTER man, you couldn't be further from the truth.


Gravatar Well I for one feel bad for Chiniston, especially now. I would probably still be fucking crying too. And if Parisite hit my fucking Honda Civic and took off, I would make sure I got a big fucking wad of her cash in exchange for not sending her skank ass to jail. (which actually might be more satisfying than the cash, come to think of it)


Gravatar Stoney I would love love love to see Parasite thrown in jail!! Can you imagine that shit??


Gravatar shit she would be turned into some1's bitch would be funny as shit lol


Gravatar Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 3:12 pm | #

Isn't it about TIME she got over it? Come on, this is old news. She knew the baby was coming. And it sucks for Vince to have to put up with it.
By the way, isn't this what this blog is all about?


Gravatar Fancy | 06.09.06 - 3:23 pm |

She'd give the broom handle herpes.

"Valtrex needed on cellblock 9"


Gravatar for Manniston:

Suck it up buttercup


Gravatar shit she would be turned into some1's bitch would be funny as shit lol
Bitchin is life

That would be priceless.


Gravatar I seriously doubt that Jennifer Aniston is crying and moping around as much as the media says that she is. They're too lazy to get actual facts and stories so they just bring out the same ol' stories and update them. We are the ones stupid enough to believe it. This whole situation is boring.


Gravatar Jennifer

they would have to quarintine the whole cell block!! Spray it out with a high pressure hose.


Gravatar I really believe that Aniston would like the tabloids to leave her alone...I think the tabloids are keeping this alive not her


Gravatar Foo looks better that Hef's bitches. Foo for centerfold!

Karma, Paris, Karma.


Gravatar BonZNMe | 06.09.06 - 3:20 pm |

I love Stephen King.

Or, how about her cooter and dirtstar rebel against her like the Oprah episode of South Park?


Gravatar How do you know she hasn't? Because the tabloids say so?

Give me a break.
anon | 06.09.06 - 3:21 pm | #

somehow i don't think she has but either way it's all getting old. that's just my opinion.


Gravatar Apparently one of her best friends came out and said she was crying. Seems legit to me. I feel bad for her in my cold, cold heart. I would kill a bitch for stealing my sexiest man alive.


Gravatar She'd give the broom handle herpes.

"Valtrex needed on cellblock 9"
jennifer | 06.09.06 - 3:26 pm | #


ROFLMFAO had to change pants i just pissed myself


Gravatar anonymous | 06.09.06 - 3:27 pm |

sloan w/ face transplant | 06.09.06 - 3:28 pm |

Agreed and agreed.

*hiding where you can't see me and whispering "I like Anniston".*


Gravatar Kit Kat: toooo funny!! ***grabbing magazine and running*****

Piloh: YES!!! SCREAM at the top of your lungs!! Please...***wailing***

Jennifer: Stephen KING!!!! All a la "Christine"!!!!!


Gravatar have Clive Owen & Angelina done a movie together? I have to look, that would give me a permanent hardon!
KitKat hates crossdressers! | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 3:19 pm


THAT would be some hot shit!


Gravatar Maniston needs to get over it. Talk about a high maintenance girlfriend. Vince is is only putting up with her to get his name spread around so he can make more movies. Jennifer is only putting up with the fat and ugly vince cuz no one else wants to tap that ass while listening to her whining. Its a traditional symbiotic LA relationship.


Gravatar jennifer | 06.09.06 - 3:28 pm | #

That would work just as well...anything to bring that bitch down


Gravatar Jennifer

Do I need to grab the scat??

J/k she doesnt bother me that much!


Gravatar have Clive Owen & Angelina done a movie together? I have to look, that would give me a permanent hardon!
KitKat hates crossdressers! | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 3:19 pm

Wasn't it called Beyond Borders? Or was that another lead actor?


Gravatar ~ohmy~ | 06.09.06 - 3:19 pm | #

Thanks a lot ohmy!!!!

*drolls in anticipation*



Gravatar MK - You don't know who Katherine Heigl is? You need to tune into Grey's Anatomy next season! She's the cute blond who plays Izzy.


Gravatar i just pissed myself
Bitchin is life

Sorry


Gravatar JEnnifer! you're right! that WAS the movie! that was my introduction to the fineness that IS clive owen...i was dumbfounded that those two didn't hook up


Gravatar Is is time to go home yet?


Gravatar Do I need to grab the scat??
Fancy

Have to find me first.


Gravatar that was indeed me... bored stiff.... yep, that's me.... don't wanna work... it's too hot and I am dog tired


Gravatar OH I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOO effing sick of seeing and hearing all 4 of them now!!!!!!
Jen/Vince/Ang/Brad

MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!!!!
PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!


Gravatar the whole maniston-brangelina thing is played out, but it's such a hot button issue that it keeps blogs like this alive for months. and i don't care what anybody says, highly paid, overexposed celebrities are going to have their personal lives put under the microscope for us all to see.


Gravatar that was my introduction to the fineness that IS clive owen...
Morticia

Oh, hells yeah! I would have let him play doctor with me!


Gravatar Morticia - Even though I LOVE Angelina and won't say she "stole" Brad cause it takes two to tango....Clive wasn't married when they made that movie....LOL

Sorry. I still love Angelina but she has a bad, bad history of...for some reason...loving the married men. Perhaps it's the thrill of the chase that gets her?


Gravatar MizRo | 06.09.06 - 3:31 pm | #

you have a deathwish DONT YOU! :loL:

you know I have BEYONE BORDERS and havent watched it!
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg
I AM SO DUMBBBBBBBBBBBBB

i know what I am watching tonight


Gravatar that was indeed me... bored stiff.... yep, that's me.... don't wanna work... it's too hot and I am dog tired
Tabatha/bored bored bored | 06.09.06 - 3:36 pm | #

* passing tabatha a cocktail and yells TGIF!!!!*


Gravatar Katherine Heigl was also on the Roswell TV series, she's sooo hot!

I also just saw her in a really cheesy movie that normally onlyu a 12 year old girl would watch called "wish upon a star (1996)"

Yea, I watch 12 year old girl movies, but it's okay because so does Anderson Cooper.


Gravatar attempts to calm down and control breathing...... slow deep breaths...

I need a serious Clive fix! That man was SO FUCKING great in CLOSER, I hated that he was working w/Julia Roberts...what a dirty fucking mouth he had on him and i was fucking LOVING IT!


Gravatar don't wanna work... it's too hot and I am dog tired
Tabatha/bored bored bored

I wish I had real work to do! My job and company are barely treading water. Got paid today and can't deposit/cash it until Monday. What kind of shit is that?


Gravatar Perhaps it's the thrill of the chase that gets her?
CRAZYCAJUN | 06.09.06 - 3:37 pm |

that's exactly what i think. that's why i think this will last no more than 2 years. imo. however, maybe i'm wrong and my cynicism will take a backseat and they'll be together foreva with happy babies all around.

but i doubt it.


Gravatar Yea, I watch 12 year old girl movies, but it's okay because so does Anderson Cooper.
L' Homme Nikita


Gravatar thanks bitchin *downing cocktail*...

my job is barely afloat too and I can't find another.. there's nothing out there


Gravatar kitkat, you keep talking about my man like that and i'm going to have to excuse myself from this chat and go take care of personal business. clive makes me tingly.


Gravatar whispering "I like Anniston".*
jennifer | 06.09.06 - 3:30 pm | #

*same here* when you get right down to it, i own the entire collection of 'friends', whereas not a single pitt or jolie movie. well, except 'true romance', where he had a bit part.


Gravatar get over yourselves.
Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 3:12 pm | #

Amen. Why is it ok? Why should she just "get over it"? Because Angelina's prettier? That makes it ok? Oh, like high school, I see.


Gravatar Sounds like the company I work for jennifer. Total bullshit.


Gravatar tabatha, if you don't mind my asking...what kind of work do you do? the company i work for is hiring and it's in arlington. is that too far from you?


Gravatar Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 3:40 pm | #

Clive makes me hot in my chest and i have to keep crossing my legs


Gravatar i'm supposed to be taking this defensive driving online shit... sooooo don't wanna... *dropping head down and whining*


Gravatar I can't find another.. there's nothing out there
Tabatha/bored bored bored

Especially if it has benefits!


Gravatar Morticia - I don't think they will last either but I would give them a little longer than 2 years. Angelina has a couple more babies to pop out...LOL...and you never know, perhaps Angelina has finally found what she is looking for with Brad's fine ass self....lucky bitch!


Gravatar yea, arlington is too far... I'm an accountant.... I live in freakin McKinney and want to find something up there.. I feel like I live in Oklahoma..


Gravatar but thanks Morticia.....


Gravatar except 'true romance', where he had a bit part.
mpcmike

I love the honey bear bong!


Gravatar McKinney isn't in OK?



Gravatar gosh, I know.. my nose bleeds everyday on my way home....


Gravatar MizRo???? Are you there????

Just want to say have a safe, wonderful, fun, fantastic vacation!!!! I miss you already!!!! xoxo


Gravatar Total bullshit.
StoneyBaloney

That's exactly what I told my boss! Motherfucker!


Gravatar Katherine Heigl is hot!

She's also on My Father the Hero with Gérard Depardieu. And Bride of Chucky!


Gravatar I love the honey bear bong!
jennifer | 06.09.06 - 3:43 pm | #

he played that part to a tee!


Gravatar NoAnjl!! Thank you sweets!! Be healthy and have a great week!!


Gravatar Miz... have fun doll! We await your photo!


Gravatar MIZ Ro have a great time!! Im jealous!!


Gravatar ahhhh! brittany murphy is the toxic avenger!


Gravatar (I still feel bad for Maniston too)


Gravatar Miz, my sweetness, have a wonderful vacation!


Gravatar Morticia,
I feel bad that Brad did a 60 page spread for W magazine with Angelina looking like a family....that had to hurt too...I know they were promoting Mr. and Mrs. Smith but I don't think that had much to do with the movie


Gravatar i agree sloan. that stuff has to cut bone deep. heartbreaks take long enough on their own, but add every sense of publicity to it and just imagine the exponential effects. i know that's what being a star is about - but damn...eventually their just human.


Gravatar Oh look. Paris was caught in pre-blowjob insertion mode right there. How lucky for us.

All systems are "go", Paris, all systems are "goo."


Gravatar i hope paris gets sued, WHY does she STILL have a CAR & DRIVERS LICENSE.


Gravatar Thank you all!

I'm leaving and I want you all to be healthy, and mind your manners, 'k?

*hugs, kisses, and lots of love***


Bye, MK... I'll see you soon!


Gravatar It would be hard to see an ex that you are not over at a bar less than a year later with someone else....much less splattered everywhere you go....I think tabloids make more of things to...how would they know if she cried


Gravatar Love ya Miz!!

I had a dream that I took Brad away from Angelina and she tried to kill me...


Gravatar WHY does she STILL have a CAR & DRIVERS LICENSE.
Julia | 06.09.06 - 3:58 pm |

She threatened to unleash STD's on the DMV.


Gravatar Miz!!!!!!! Be safe!!!!!!


Gravatar MizRo

Manners?? Whats that??


Gravatar KeLL, that bitch'll cut ya. Then she'll stir-fry ya ass.


Gravatar I don't need no stinking manners.

*buuuuuuuurp*


Gravatar Kell

Maddox will beat your ass too!


Gravatar Bye, Miz..Have a great trip.

Hey, Sloan.. I do feel sorry for Jennifer. Shit, she was with Brad for 7 years.


Gravatar Jenn..yah, I know!! She tried to run me over with a car and planted tiny bombs in my house!! Oh and stole my front door to my house...that bitch!! the bombs and the car I can deal with..but why my door??


Gravatar Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 3:12 pm | #

i 200% agree. leave her alone!! stop judging HER when SHE is the one who lost her HUSBAND for chrissake!! and she can take as LONG AS SHE FUCKING WANTS to get over him!! it's her life and she's having to do this publicly is humiliating. why on earth are people blaming HER for the fact that her dickless pretty boy husband went tramping with holie? that's not her fault at all, no other way to see it IMO.

if my best friend was married to pittshitt and angelina stole him away i'd kick his fucking ass! and you damn well better believe i'd let her grieve as long as she wanted!


Gravatar morticia - did you know I'm moving back to north dallas at the end of august? I didn't realize you worked in arlington altho I had guessed you were fairly near dallas.


Gravatar Maddox will beat your ass too!
Fancy

He's too busy with his lion militia to notice!!


Gravatar holly wood is like high school! a horrid, hellish high school! that's why we're so addicted to its gossip...

paris, you are a fucktard.

just give me half your $$$. now.


Gravatar BWAHAHAHA! I love Weird Al!


Gravatar hey Sassy! whats happening hot stuff?


Gravatar KeLL, have you been watching Mr. & Mrs. Smith before bedtime?


Gravatar He's too busy with his lion militia to notice!!
KeLL

He's got priorities: To get back his Double Stuff Oreos.


Gravatar MizRo | 06.09.06 - 3:58 pm | #

bye MizRo! have fun!


Gravatar Jenn..yah, I know!! She tried to run me over with a car and planted tiny bombs in my house!! Oh and stole my front door to my house...that bitch!! the bombs and the car I can deal with..but why my door??
KeLL
Damn she stole your fucking front door. Thats is some heinous shit!!


Gravatar piloh shit - "holie" that is awesome.


alosha - no shit?! i knew you were moving back to TX, but i didn't know Dallas! i live about 45min SW of my job, and about 1hr from Dallas (no traffic). I don't know when yall are moving, but if you get here before August, we should get together! my man and i are moving in august to go to SFA in nacogdoches


Gravatar Sloan..Just waiting for the kids to get up from their nap and then we are taking them out for evening. The Cable Company came to fix our Computer shit. Lets hope it stays that way. What's been up with you? How was the hot tub last night?


Gravatar Paris isn't wearing her seatbelt. So one can only hope....


Gravatar Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 3:12 pm | #

I LOVE YOU!

i too don't understand why people feel the need to villify Jennifer in this situation! To blame her for NOT GIVING BRAD A CHILD as if that is some god given right! People, seriously need to wake up..this isn't the 1800's! a woman doesn't have to give her man a baby when he wants one..not to mention that his career wouldn't be the one on hold if JA got pregnant it would be hers..how about castigating him for being insensitive to HER needs and HER desire to pursue a movie career! how would you feel if your husband left you, for a younger co-worker, because you didn't want to have children right now and wanted to focus on your career? how would you feel if everyone around you said that he was justified in leaving you because "you had a big chin or a big nose or that you wern't sexy compared to his new girl or that his new girl was fantastic because she gave your ex a baby before the divorce was final!?" most of you would be horrified by that kind of behavior from a man that you loved and were married to for 7 years...i don't expect that everyone will like JA, but for GOD's SAKE have a little compassion...


Gravatar Jennifer...yah, I don't have any oreos in the house...he won't bother me..although, I hear he's bossing the lions around, making them steal 1 hubcaps off of cars and fruit juice boxes...


Gravatar Fancy | 06.09.06 - 4:09 pm |

I was frightened for my life!


Gravatar I think Parisite's pennance should be that she has to marry and fuck, regularly, Weird Al.


Gravatar Kell

you should have kicked her in the cooter!


Gravatar She probably has already fucked Weird Al, jennifer.


Gravatar Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 4:10 pm | #

AAAURGH. =( we're moving 8/31.


Gravatar anyone notice that brittney murphy has FINALLY gained some weight...but alas, now she looks a little fat. just kidding...or am i?


Gravatar it's all good alosha, i know we'll be coming back to visit on a regular basis, and we'll ahve to drive through Dallas to get home!! we can hook it up!


Gravatar YEESSSSS!!! My dickhead of a boss left and I'm back!!!! YAY!!!


Gravatar Wait one Fucking second!!! You mean Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston broke up??

Why...this is tragic news.


Gravatar You know, I'm over Jen Anniston. I felt bad for her for like the first year. Now it's time to move on. She has a new boyfriend and she really needs to find a new identity other than Rachel Green. I love her, I love Angelina....CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!!!! I mean, she has available sperm...USE IT.


Gravatar Nice "blow up doll" face, Paris.


Gravatar *wanders in and turns right back the fuck around when she catchs a whiff of the topic*


Gravatar Katherine Heigl was dating some musician named Josh Kelley she was in one of his videos)


Gravatar KeLL: Were there any lions in your dream?

Bye Miz.

GO YANKEES


Gravatar CUNT


Gravatar Well, as far as the argument that Jen shouldn't be blamed for not having a baby with Brad, a lot depends on whether or not she gave the impression before they got married that she would do so. If she made Brad aware that she had no real interest in ever having kids (which I don't think she really does), then I would feel more sympathetic towards her. But if she gave him the impression that she would want children at some point, then I have little sympathy.

I mean, Jen is around 37 and Brad is 42...how long was she going to wait? I assume she's been 'pursuing a career' since she left high school, and they were together SEVEN YEARS. In the event she gave Brad the impression she'd have kids, couldn't she have taken ONE year off at some point? Career-wise, she had a massive television hit...that's a lot more of a 'career' than many actors get. Again, if she gave Brad the impression
she would have kids (which is the impression he appeared to be under), she had plenty of career time, one year off for a baby wasn't a hell of a lot to ask of her.


Gravatar Since she doesn't wear a seat belt we can only hope she gets in a car crash and flies out of the window fucking her face up even more.


Gravatar I mean, Jen is around 37 and Brad is 42...how long was she going to wait? I assume she's been 'pursuing a career' since she left high school, and they were together SEVEN YEARS. In the event she gave Brad the impression she'd have kids, couldn't she have taken ONE year off at some point?
Seven | 06.09.06 - 5:16 pm | #

of course she could have taken a year off, but why should Brad be able to dictate when that would happen! and 37 is still young enough to have a baby...besides if age was a factor then they could have used a surogate...or adopted or used a donnor egg...there are options...my point is using the fact that JA never gave brad a child as reason enough for him to leave her, hook up with Angie, adopt her kids and then impregnate her is pathological! i would even say that he exhibits most of the characteristics of having NPD(Narcissicstic Personality Disorder)...

anyway...more than enough about these three...


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Gravatar I'm sure Jen is a wonderful gal, but it has to be pretty hard being supportive while you're listening to your girlfriend cry over people who probably don't even think about her.

that's hilarious.


Gravatar Maniston needs to get over it. Talk about a high maintenance girlfriend. Vince is is only putting up with her to get his name spread around so he can make more movies. Jennifer is only putting up with the fat and ugly vince cuz no one else wants to tap that ass while listening to her whining. Its a traditional symbiotic LA relationship.
L' Homme Nikita | 06.09.06 - 3:31 pm | #

Hilarious!


Gravatar Some days I don't want to read about goofy stuff, and I really want to read about celebrity gossip, so I go to http://www.hollywoodgrind.com
....


Gravatar Halle's man is just another one of those dumb models.


Gravatar Yeah, I saw Paris's clip and run on Access Hollywood. Not only didn't bitch leave a damn note! She had the nerve to run a Stop sign right after.


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