What the hell happened to this bitch's mug?!!!!
sometimes u gotta say no to plastic surgery.
She looks like she should be on Star Trek!
I'm going to age gracefully. I'm going to look like an old woman some day with wrinkles and not looking constantly suprised.
Am I wrong, or did she look amazing only a few years ago? What did she have done?!
DAMN! warn a bitch first! that shit scared the fuck out of me!
She was so pretty in TOOTSIE! What happened?!!
GO YANKEES 
Wow. She looks like hell. She used to be such a beauty, too. How sad.
Pour some sugar on meeeeeee! when you need some luv! i'm hot! Sticky sweet! from my head to my feet!yea!!!!!!!!!
um she um looks grrreat
what's up with the eyebrows?
Why can't aging women have long, straight hair?
Bad eye job....pretty women look like shit when they do this to themselves...eye jobs are for the fugs who started that way.
ew
Dayum...Bitch hit a wall. Twice.
She sleeps with her eyes open.
it's scary when you see all that tightness...but know that under those clothes the wrinkles are waging a full war!
I HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, what she's done to her eyes! Those damned eyes belong on a cat!
Can plastic surgery backfire & make you look older? She just doesn't look wierd like Joan Rivers or Cher, she looks O-L-D.
Jess was looking so hot and natural a few months ago! What did she do!!??
Who is this woman?
She's selling one of her homes near where I live. It's been on the market for nearly 2 years 'cuz it's overpriced. Ha ha...just like all celeb stuff, overrated!!!
she's got that madame the puppet look going on....
Who wants to wipe the poop out of my crack?
That is the brow lift from hell friends. What a shame...such a natural beauty...she would have aged gracefully. She's still a knockout though..I'm mean, she's pushing 60 with a short stick for God's sake.
i see Jessica and Vivica Fox have the same doctor
Def Leppard | 06.09.06 - 3:35 pm | #
is it karaoke night here? and no one told me?
The pressure not to age, that's what happened.
Def Leppard | 06.09.06 - 3:35 pm | #
is it karaoke night here? and no one told me?
KitKat hates crossdressers! | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 3:43 pm |
I hope it's the same dude from yesterday...he has some good tunes! With the exception of the Richard Marx slip, that we won't mention hereafter.
Def Leppard | 06.09.06 - 3:35 pm | #
is it karaoke night here? and no one told me?
KitKat hates crossdressers!
This person was here yesterday singing.
If she keeps this up, her lips are going to be on top of her head.
And you know which lips I am talking about.
To think that she not only fucked Mikhail Barishnikov, but had a baby with him too. And now she looks more surprised than Marie Osmond. And that's saying something.
Who wants to play baby bird? I'll chew up some fruity pebbles and then spit them in your mouth. Yummy.
meow!!!!
Def Leppard | 06.09.06 - 3:35 pm | #
if you sing anything I dont like, i will cut you!
Oh my.... It just gets worse and worse!
My heart goes out to these peeps that have so little self-esteem.
SHE LOOKS FREAKING ROUGH.......HANG ON .........*guzzles beer*....... nope still ugly check back after a 6 pack maybe she will look less like rubber face then
Marie Osmond side by side pics of plastic surgery:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.c...ves/
000564.html
i need kleenex
I thought that was Barbara Walters!
Oh. My.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!! I've had to work this afternoon and Morticia is right..you could warn a bitch! How old is she?
Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down! Never gonna run around and desert you! never gonna make you cry! Never gonna say good-bye! never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!
These women should get together and do a "Just Say No to Plastic Surgery" campaign poster. It has really become an epidemic.
and some people really think this makes them look better? 
she looks positively retched....
mpcmike,
Is that Sarah Silverman?
Methinks the postman would only ring once...
...and run away.
Thats a wonkey eye if I ever did see one...
Your my angel! Come and fuck me toniiiiiight! Your my aaaaaangel come and make it alriiiight! Your the reason i live and your the reason i die, your the reason I i puke when i lick your hair pie! you're the only reason whhhhhhhyyy! baby! baby! bayayayayayabay!
i honestly think the day will come that having had no plastic surgery done will be the IN thing. all these ho's spend their money and they turn their bodies and faces into something else entirely.
just like it used to be fashionable to be fat (meant you were wealthy), and pale (also wealthy), it is only a matter of time before this plastic revolution comes to a screaching halt
better eye makeup and that hair, the hair, the hair!!!!
what is going on with the hair!
Girlfriend! How could ya let him treat you so bad? Whoa WHoa! Girlfriend! You know you were the best he ever had! Whoa!
I think we're about to get a Harvey post sluts!!
Brent: ROLMFAO!!!
I love that song, Rick!
sing it Stevie!!!!
Why does one wish to look surprised for the rest of their life?
Un fuckin believable...these Hollywood types have completely lost their minds
king kong left her standing at the altar
Kellatooterbean 
Are you sure that's not Jessica Tandy?
BTW, I know she's dead.
sloan w/ face transplant | 06.09.06 - 3:53 pm |
yes. i heart her. she's beautiful. 
I just want to take her under my wing and brush her hair...
Steven Tyler | 06.09.06 - 3:54 pm |
Ahhhh...you make me smile juke box boy. You make me smile.
OMG Why do they do this????
Like no one notices!!!! I mean, isn't the reason for plastic surgery to look better, but discreetly???
Wait! Wait! I never had a chance to love you! Wait! Wait! If only my love could show you! Wait! Wait! I never had a chance to fuck you!
Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 3:56 pm | #
i agree, just like the tattoo fad. some tats were great, but many people regret them now.
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 4:00 pm |
I regret my daughter's tattoo...she still doesn't, though.
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 4:00
I just watched her movie "Jesus is Magic" and it was funny
Kellatooterbean
Anonymous | 06.09.06 - 3:57 pm |
Hello!!!
Kellatooterbean
Anonymous | 06.09.06 - 3:57 pm | #
that's only like the 3rd %$#$%^ time I forgot my name today.
i like the song person. it's like listening to the radio while you're D-listing.
Get out of my dreams! Get into my car! GEt out of my mind and into the backseat you slut! Yeah!
*raises lighter and sways* I love you juke box boy.
I WANT TO HEAR SOME ZEP!!!!!!!
This is going to sound gay (and since I'm a big dyke it's fitting) but I think I'd rather just age, you know? What's the big fucking deal?
I'm glad I'm not famous, because it would really suck major gray hairy asshole (still haven't gotten that taylor hicks comment out of my head MK) to feel pressured into looking like a fucking freak.
sloan w/ face transplant | 06.09.06 - 4:01 pm |
i'm going to buy that tonight.
i like the song person. it's like listening to the radio while you're D-listing.
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 4:02 pm |
I KNOW!!! 
I fucking found someone! To take away the heartache! To take away the lonliness that I've been feelin' since you been gone! Since you been gone!
She looks like she's been crumpled up at the bottom of my gym bag for a month. WTF?
Fuck,I want a drink!!! What an afternoon. Sing me some blues, jukebox boy!
Kats | 06.09.06 - 4:03 pm |
Yeah...I'm gonna be PROUD of my wrinkly shit when I get them! People with no lines around the eyes look like they never smiled or laughed. Where's the fun in that?
Coulda been so beautiful! coulda been so right! Coulda been my lover every day of my life! coulda been so beautiful, coulda been so riiiiiiight! I'll never know what coulda been on a cold and lonely niiiiiiiight!
raises lighter and sways* I love you juke box boy.
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 4:02 pm | #
*crying, throwing panties*
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 4:01 pm
it depends. some people love their tats, and they look good on them, but other people only got them because of the fad, and now they hate them.
i like song person's own personal touches to their music
oh shit! what a shame.
She needs tweezers STAT
Harley - ditto!
She and I look somewhat alike. If I end up looking like that, I wnt a goddamn face transplant!
Harley Loves Mousie!!!!! | 06.09.06 - 4:04 pm
...I don't think jukebox boy takes requests. But he has exceptional taste in music. *winking at cute roadie and relighting lighter*
Can't you see me standing here I've got my back against the record machine. I ain't the worst that you've seen. Why can't you see what I mean. Awww, might as well jump!
i like the name "song person"
yea VH!!!!!!
Me too, Morticia. Makes them a little more edgy, no?
botox please?
Mjf,NoAnjil,Jessucka, let's see if we can get backstage. Prepare to flash!
Where's KitKat...we need some big-ass titties!
Since you been gone I can do whatever the fuck I waaaaaant! I can ride whomever I choose! Nothin can stop these lonely tears from fallin! Tell me baby, where did I go wroong? I can put my twat on every boy I seeeeeee! It'd only remind me of you! Cuz nothin compares 2 U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to think she was a stunning woman. And I probably still would have thought so if she would have allowed herself to age gracefully. That grace and comfort in one's own skin is part of what makes an older woman attractive.
NoAnjl | 06.09.06 - 4:02 pm
I thought so!! Excuse Miss NoAnjl...can you.. *shuffles feet* can you send me on of your pics??
Love that song, even if she's a twat!
Juke box boy....will you marry me and sing your twisted lyrics to me forever?
oh shit that's funny. i need a beer. stat.
NoAnjl your avatar is HOT!!!
I don't have the heart to hurt you! It's the last thing I wanna do! But I don't have the heart to love you! Not the way you fuckin' want me to! You're so trusting! And open! Hoping that love will start! But I don't have the heart! No baby! I don't have the heaaaaaaaaaaaart! (Or the dick to put in that nasty twat)
Stop signing or I will get horny and fuck you!
*singing
Harley - sounds good. Here *passing flask*
KeLL - no prob baby - alas, I need your e. And btw, you are too cute. I must admit, I pictured you w/very dark hair for some reason.
Oooooohh....I love your dirty side, juke box boy.
how do yall know song person is a dude?
Blame it on the rain! Yeah! Yeah! Blame it on that smelly twat and the stars at night! Blame it on the Rain!
i know noanjl! kell is such a cutie!
Can anyone break a dollar?...I need some change for the jukebox
I knew a girl named Niki. I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. I met her in a hotel lobbing masturbating with a magazine. She said how'd you like to waste some time and I could not resist when I saw little Niki grind.
*throwing panties at song person*
how do yall know song person is a dude?
Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 4:12 pm |
'cuz I love him, Morticia. He has to be a "he"!
I knew a girl named Niki. I guess you could say she was a sex fiend. I met her in a hotel lobbing masturbating with a magazine. She said how'd you like to waste some time and I could not resist when I saw little Niki grind.
*throwing panties at song person*
JessuckaLuvsPrince
OK that does it. Prince gets me hot everytie!
I have her same skin and hair color and the same shaped face. But holy fuck, none of my relatives look that bad! My aunt is 86 and looks better than her. Ok girls, here it is, I'm 48 and I look 30 years younger than her. Every one says I look 35 but I feel my age alot. LOL. Plus I got the scars to prove it!
So raise your hands to heaven and pray! That we'll be back together somedaaaaaaaaaaay! Tonight I need your sweet caress. Hold me in the darkness! Tonight you cure my restlessness! You relieve my sadness!
Morning has come another day! I must pack my bags and say good-bye! Good-byyyyye!
*flinging quarters at Sloan* I don't remember Jessica's forehead being quite so large.?
i fucking hate rick astley...
On the wrinkle forefront, I am 36 have nary a wrinkle, I attribute this to my skin and heritage (puertorican) my mom hardly a wrinkle when she died at 42, I hope this continues for me!
Let us dance in our rasberry berets, Fancy. Or perhaps you would like to take a ride in my little red corvette?
damn good songs
*throwing panties at song person*
JessuckaLuvsPrince | 06.09.06 - 4:13 pm | #
Hee hee, great tune...don't like the remake of it tho...that sux the big one
Holy Fuck....You know Sam Shepard is gonna write a play about her being obsessed with her looks. The Face that Sunk a thousand ships.
She was so beautiful. Damm, If some Dr. 90210 dropout fucked up my face like that, I'd be going on Oprah and outing his ass
Geeez Harley...you're OLD!!!
Breathe | 06.09.06 - 4:15 pm | #
What song is that
i'm kinda fond of my, what would you call them?, *squint lines*
MJF *hearts* JBB
You can run and you can hide! But I'm not leavin' unless you come with me! We had our problems but I'm on your side! You're all I need please believe me!
But something happened on the way to heaven! It got ahold of me and wouldn't let go! How many fuckin times can I say i'm sorry?! How many times bitch!
Concentration lines, mpcmike.
jessucka
**baby you're much too fast*****
Girl you an ass like Ive never seen
but the ride the ride is so sweet
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 4:17 pm |
Laugh lines, mpcmike. They're called laugh lines! Makes them more acceptable to those of us who will someday have them.
Jessica's face is a Human Rights Violation. She shouldn't have been allowed to attend the festival.
I WANT TO HEAR SOME ZEP!!!!!!!
NoAnjl | 06.09.06 - 4:02 pm | #
Should I fall out of love, my fire in the light
To chase a feather in the wind
Within the glow that weaves a cloak of delight
There moves a thread that has no end.
For many hours and days that pass ever soon
the tides have caused the flame to dim
At last the arm is straight, the hand to the loom
Is this to end or just begin?
All of my love, all of my love, oh,
All of my love to you, now.
All of my love, all of my love,
All of my love to you, now.
i think they make me look wise. (fools 'em everytime. )
Love it is all around you! Love is knocking! Outside your door! Waiting for you! Is this love made just for two? Love will find a waaaaaaaaay! Love is gonna find it's fucking way back to you! I know! doot doot doot de doot de doo! I know!
She was so beautiful. Damm, If some Dr. 90210 dropout fucked up my face like that, I'd be going on Oprah and outing his ass
you know who | 06.09.06 - 4:16 pm |
that was funny shit
Phil Collins
How many times bitch!
Phil Collins | 06.09.06 - 4:17 pm | #
I SO love the enhanced lyrics versions!!!
NoAnjl, thank you... if you go to my homepage and click on "View my complete profile" my email is there...
Thank you Morticia!!
NoAnjl your avatar is HOT!!!
Anonymous | 06.09.06 - 4:11 pm | #
Thank you and do enjoy!!!!
MJF - your juke box boy obsession is cracking me up
*signing* FANCY??????
mpcmike - not sure what gender you are, but those crinkles at the corners of your eye are soooo sexy on men
Jessica's face is a Human Rights Violation. She shouldn't have been allowed to attend the festival.
pats | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 4:18 pm |
Yes, I am a unispeed!
btw, i met phil collins in 1989. really nice dude. i don't know why everyone rips on him like they do.
Loozer | 06.09.06 - 4:18 pm | #
No shit, I just came in my pants. ummm, thank you, thank you very much.
Morticia | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 4:19 pm | #
i'm a man baby, yeah!
She looks like Jackie O. did in her last few years. Why is it with all that money, these people can't get the therapy they need to age gracefully. I once heard Jodie Foster say that when she is 70, she's going to get all the interesting parts for women in their 70s because everyone else will have been nipped, tucked & botoxed and she'll be the only one available.
NoAnjl | 06.09.06 - 4:19 pm |
I must make him my own.
I don't wanna hear about it anymore! It's a shame I got to live without ya anymore. there's a fire in my heart, a poundin' in my brain and it's drivin me fucking craaaazy! We don't need to talk about it anymore! Yesterday's just a memory and we know for sure! I just made one mistake I didn't know what to say when you called me baaaaaaaby! Can you take me High Enough? To fly me over yesterday!!! Can you take me High enough!
Alright, Boss called so I had to deviate from this chat, so if I may ask...what sparked this conversation?
Good night my sweetums! Have a wonderful weekend! We're going boating. YAY!
Good night stars, good night air. Goodnight noises everywhere!
Loozer, btw, I'm Gonna Crawl is a very erotic song!!!!! Good Lawd when Plant screams at the end....oh my
Trent - jodie foster is one smart hooker! i love her!
Bye Mousie! Yay you for making it out of here!!!!
Night Mousie!!
Mousie!!!! Good Night Bowl Full of Mush!!!! LOVE YOU - HAVE FUN BOOBYHEAD!
Night Mousie!!!
JBB - I love Damn Yankees and I love you too!
Mousie is Bored | 06.09.06 - 4:21 pm | #
boating! i'm so jealous.
Damn Yankees
Oh hell
***spankin it!*****
MJF, my kids tell me I'm old as dirt!!!! I enjoy being this age because I don't take any shit from any body. It's very liberating. The only person I have to worry about is myself. My kids are grown and gone living successful lives. That's the best gift a mother could have!
Fancy!! Give me your damn picture too!!
MJF - back off - you have juke box - Loozer is mine!!!!!
I thought you had it Kell! Hang on.
'Night mousie!
I get lost in your eyes! And I feeeel your penis rise and soar like the wind! Is it the love,that I am in? I get weak in a glance! Isn't this what's called romance? And when I kneeeeeew was when I first did it with you!
Famous people just can't age with out fucking up there (for there age) A-O.K. lookin' face's they just have to Botox the hell out of it...
DAMN, her face looks like a Crocodile butt...
By the way, have nice Weekend, DListers
MJF - back off - you have juke box - Loozer is mine!!!!!
NoAnjl | 06.09.06 - 4:24 pm |
No offense to Loozer, but, yeah...I so got the jackpot on that one!!!!
Bye Mousekarooski...
Fancy...nope, nope.. 
*singing*
Red Hot Red Hot! Oh baby you're red hot, red HOT!
NoAnjil, sing it girl!!!! How 'bout some Doors...
Loozer | 06.09.06 - 4:18 pm |
Nice! Follow it up with some Kashmir! That song always gets me... ok, I'll stop that thought now.
Harley Loves Mousie!!!!! | 06.09.06 - 4:24 pm |
You sound like someone secure enough to keep their own face!!! Kudos!
just to tick everyone off on songs:
Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note-for-note
Don't worry, be happy
In every life we have some trouble
But when you worry, you make it
double Don't worry, be happy Don't
worry, be happy now
Ooo-oo-hoo-hoo-oo hoo-hoo-oo-oo
-oo-oo-ooo Don't worry
Woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-oo-ooo Be happy
Woo-oo-oo-oo-ooo Don't worry, be
happy
Sssshhhhhhhh!!!! You all are drowning out my juke box boy!
I never cared for nobody like I care for you! And I never wanted to share the things I wanna share with you (like needles) woooo hooo babe! lost in love is what I feel! when i'm with you! Bbbbaaaaaaaaaayayabay! OOooh I get chills when I'm with you whooooa whooooa! Baaaaaaaaaby! My world stands still when I'm with you! when i'm with you! When I'm with yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
WTF, she looks like the cat lady.
Nite, Mousie.
*goosebumps* @ Sheriff song.
I love it in your room at night you're the only one that gets through to me! In your room! I come alive when I'm with you! I'm gonna make your dreams come true! In your room! When I'm fucking your brains out in your room!
The Bird of Hermes is my name --
same to you!
Bye Mousie!
Damn yankees--LOL I used to love that song!!!!!
Hmm, I'll throw in one that's the Universal Manta for all Woman...
song person is hilarious!
Well here we are again! I guess it must be fate! We tried it on our own! But deep inside we'd known, that we'd be back to set things straight! I still remember when your kiss was so brand neeeew! Every memory repeats! Every step I take retreats! Every journey always brings me back to you! After all the stops and starts we keep coming back to these two hearts! Two angels whove been rescued from the fall! After all that we've been through all comes down to me and you! And this was meant to be! Forever you and me! After all! (and damn I'm sick of fucking you)
mpcmike it's GREAT entertainment!
oh and Jessica used to be so pretty-
I think about Roni both day and night! I think about Roni she's the only one who sucks it right! Yeah!
Don’t want, don’t want, don’t want, don’t want
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man ...
What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I’ve ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
MJF *still hearts* JBB
When I'm fucking your brains out in your room!
Bangles | 06.09.06 - 4:31 pm
Haha... this reminds me of that movie Oldschool when Frank "the Tank" was getting married and the band they hired for their reception kept throwing the f-bombs out when he was singing!!
Ok Kell I sent it
Hey Song Person/Juke Box Boy....which would you prefer to go by? Let me know so I can tattoo it across my chest.
And that my frieds is by 20 Fingers...
I prefer "that Song fucker"
MJF you have a lover???
*carving "that Song Fucker" into chest with a ball-point pen*
Okay, now put your mask back on and fuck me silly with your songs.
Hey now hey now! Don't dream it's over! Hey now! Hey now! There's a battle ahead and it's in my pants!
Hey Song Person/Juke Box Boy....which would you prefer to go by? Let me know so I can tattoo it across my chest.
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 4:36 pm | #
fucking kook!!!!
You bitches have me going down memory lane with all these songs!
I wonder what her daughter Alexandra, looks like now.
GO YANKEES
MJF you have a lover???
Fancy | 06.09.06 - 4:39 pm |
Yup....nyah nyah!!!!
MJF *hearts* Song Fucker
Have a good weekend everyone.
NoAnjl | 06.09.06 - 4:41 pm |
I love the anonymity in here!!! I can be a kook and get away with it!
Man brows.. too many steroids..
Bye Loozer! You too!
there's somethin I want to tell you. There's something I think that you should know. I wanna take it sloooooooooooooooooow. (cuz I'm a dick tease) Let's wait awhile our love would be great! Let's wait awhile! Before we go too far!
MJF you have a lover???
Fancy | 06.09.06 - 4:39 pm
I've been known to share. *wink wink*
All these bitches that get unnatural looking plastic surgery can't get acting jobs anymore either.
Does anyone cast Cher or Mary Tyler Moore? They could be playing old lady roles like Judy Dench if they still looked human.
damn Im jealous MJF!!
I want a song fucker lover!!
Can't you see it in my eyes? That this may be our last good-bye! Carrie! Carrie! Things they change my friend whoooaaa! Carrie! Carrie! Maybe we'll meet again someday!
lovin it song fucker. lovin it
See ya, Loozer!
Someday! You'll be shedding those tears and then you'll cry over me! Someday! I'll be losing this fear! You tell me lies and I ask you why, you say the truth would hurt me! Someday! you'll be shedding those tears! Bitch!
OOH Ive got one
cooterin' whats your price for flight
finding mister right
you'll be alright tonight.
Night Ranger
Ballerina girl! You are so lovely! I can see in you my dreams come true! Don't you ever go away! Ballerina girl! The joy you bring me! Every day and night! I'll hold you tight oh how I've waited for your love! You made me realize, there's nothing I can't do! I when I hold you, I only want to say I love you! Ballerina girl you dirty slut!
*swoooooon* Isn't my Song Fucker dreamy?
What the hell have I come in on here?
Loozer - Loves ya babe - have a good one!
Methinks the postman would only ring once...
...and run away.
brent | 06.09.06 - 3:54 pm | #
SNAP!
She was so gorgeous in that movie, too. What a shame.
I remember when ya learned about love in the back of a chevrolet! Well it felt so good to be young, it seems like yesterdaaaaaaay! When ya close your eyes! Do ya dream, dream about me! When ya close your eyes do ya have wet dreams about me bitch!? Do you?
What the hell is going on in here?
Alright I'm done for the day. Later.
*swoooooon* Isn't my Song Fucker dreamy?
MJF is sooooo not a dude | 06.09.06 - 4:49 pm | #
are you drunk?
Fancy - I will share Loozer with you. It's the least I can do since my peen didn't show "up" Figures!
Thank you NoAnjil!!
When ya close your eyes do ya have wet dreams about me bitch!? Do you?
Night Ranger | 06.09.06 - 4:51 pm |
The personal touches are moving me to tears.
Bye Song Fucker! You're the tops!
Song Fucker | 06.09.06 - 4:52 pm | #
come back soon! you're a hit!
Wow, I'm feeling black sheepish this afternoon... 
Oh so I just get here and the song person is leaving? Great.
*feeling somewhat empty* *sigh*
48 isn't fucking old. Shit.
What was going on with this song fucker???
I'm too lazy to read all of these posts.
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 4:56 pm |
He's my lover.
48 isn't fucking old. Shit.
Kats | 06.09.06 - 4:56 pm |
WTF???? She's GOT to be older than that!
BonZ - what's the matter honey?
I don't know, I think I missed the dlist boat. Boo Hoo to me
Feelin no love...must be pms-ing...emotional imbalance attack
Hey Jukebox Hero! Do "Hungry Like the Wolf" for me next!
If my Song Fucker were here, he'd sing you a happy song, BonZ.
Alas, Mama Roux, my Song Fucker is gone now. *wipes tear*
Oops! Sorry, MJF! I didn't say you'd named/claimed him as Song Fucker. My sincerest apologies.
BonZ - don't worry about it sweetie. I sometimes feel the same way but everyone loves everyone here so don't take it to heart when you get "skipped" sometimes. *big hug*
Actually, that's the name he chose for himself. I was calling him Juke Box Boy.
If my Song Fucker were here, he'd sing you a happy song, BonZ.
MJF misses Song Fucker | 06.09.06
Thats the way it is today^^Sigh sigh^^
Awww thanks, I think when I blow this joint (work), I'm goin home and selfmedicating with a bunch of booze...Todays one of those days!
MJF misses Song Fucker | 06.09.06 - 5:05 pm | #
Bonz - a crappy friday always makes saturday that much nicer. And you crack me up. I just feel dumb doing lol all the time. *blush*
It's Margarita Friday, BonZ! Well, technically, it's Penis Friday, but who's really keeping tabs?
Well, I'z outta here guys!
Have a GREAT WEEKEND - love you all!!!!
mmm, I can't taste that ice cold one now.......
Too bad song fucker left. I was getting a kick out of the songs.
bye noanjil!
Aww, I'm hearing ya all. I'm hoping the rain stays away tomorrow. Its been shit all day today...very bleak and blah. Anyways, I'm hearing a couple Labatt's beckoning from my fridge at home...unfortunately, they'll have to wait another 15 minutes before I can return there calls. So theres a plus
MJF misses Song Fucker | 06.09.06 - 5:10 pm |
Fuck as long as there's alcohol, I'll be golden
Fuck as long as there's alcohol, I'll be golden
BonZNMe | 06.09.06 - 5:16 pm |
I thought that was a chocolate lab? Bwahahahaha....I kid. I'm a kidder.
MJF misses Song Fucker | 06.09.06 - 5:19 pm | #
Let's hope do or I'd be getting your ass to an eye doc
MJF misses Song Fucker | 06.09.06 - 5:19 pm | #
waaka waaka!
well Bithches, thanks for the end of the day laughs..but I'm out! Have a kick ass weekend and see ya's Monday! Peace out!
Later BonZ! Ribbit!
bye bonz
Darn, I wanted to thank Song Fucker for singing Hands to Heaven by Breathe...I LOVE THAT SONG
BAD plastic surgery is the cause.
Not to mention, the typical Hollywood mentality of afraid of looking old.
And she was gracefully aging and still looking pretty:
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0...ange,%
20Jessica
;-/
Loved her for a long time, still do. But I think her first "under the gun" happened way back
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/gran...ange,%
20Jessica
GOLDEN GLOBES 1995
11 years ago - and she was only 46 years!
On another blog they have some pictures of Krista Allen and she looks horrible. What is this kind of plastic surgery that these women are getting that not only looks horrible but also changes the complete look of the person
This shit is going to have to end.
The botox made her turn into an elf! She looks ridiculous!
Women are lovely at every age and should not feel that they need change their face, body, etc to please others...men. Embrace age. Look around, women are much less judgmental than men.
Methinks the postman would only ring once...
...and run away.
brent | 06.09.06 - 3:54 pm | #
Yikes! This is awful.
Note to self: eyebrow lift - never!
jessica lange is looking like jocelyn wilderstein
GaaaDamn.....She lost Isaiah and her Botox, huh?
"Winged freak terrorizes.... wait'll they get a load of me .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Oh my god...
I mean, I was gonna say that she looks better without any makeup. Remember her in "Country"?
Are we sure that's bad PS or just bad makeup?
THIS WOMAN HASN'T HAD ANYTHING DONE!!! SHE'S JUST GETTING OLD AND ACCEPTING IT! DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK NONE OF YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET OLD?? AND FUKIN UGLY???? SUCK SHIT YOU ALL WILL! EXCEPT YOU'RE ALL SO HATEFUL AND FUCKING DUMB YOU'LL BE THE UGLIEST IN THE OLD PEOPLES HOME! AND YOU'LL ALL BE TOO FUKIN POOR TO AFFORD PLASTIC SURGERY COS YOU'RE ALL SUCH LOSERS YOU'RE PROBABLY ALL ON WELFARE AND HAVE NEVER HAD A FUKIN JOB! YOU JUST GET ON WEBSITES TALKING THE SHIT OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE ALL DAY COS YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO! I HOPE ALL YOU FUKIN HATERS GET OLD EARLY SO YOU HAVE YEARS TO SUFFER BEFORE YOU ALL DROP DEAD!
Some days I don't want to read about goofy stuff, and I really want to read about celebrity gossip, so I go to http://www.hollywoodgrind.com
...
Note to caps screaming Anonymous above:
it's "fucking", not "FUKIN"
If you're going to insult and rant, at least spell it right.
Gawd! She looks 85!
She's starting to look like Jessica TANDY, not Jessica LANGE. Oh man... that's frightening.
Dear BIG SCREAMIN' CAPS TRAILER BABE: fyi, merely getting old doesn't raise your eyebrows 3 inches above your eyeballs, and it doesn't stretch your skin as tight as a conga drum. Jessica has her surgeon on speed dial. It was her choice to demolish her looks, and it's our choice to hold her to ridicule.
Er, Botox and plastic surgery guarantee the surprised lion look everytime...
Okay she looks like she's had a SHITLOAD of stuff done, so why is she still all wrinkly? She's not that old.
No more brow lifts for YOU, lady!
That isnt 'old age'.
She has had WORK done.
The very least is Botox,I've had it(love it) and when your 60-something and have a perfectly smooth forehead....its a lift or Botox OR both.
Thats reality.
Cruella, is that you ?
Anonymous | 06.10.06 - 1:14 am |
Fuck off Tammy from VA. Go back to perez.
Oh did you get kicked out of there? Bitter? lmfao
facelift.
Anonymous | 06.10.06 - 1:14 am | #
i find it amazing that there are people this stupid that are able to operate computers. really.
She needs bangs BAD! Sheesh the glare off that forehead is giving me a headache
Does anyone here reach the height and age requirements for the rides at Disneyworld?
Just wait until you're old, Kinder. It's a shocker.
She looks really, really, really surprised.
Her forehead is about to split open.
my eyes! my eyes! Cant wait to see her camp it up in the Grey Gardens movie tho. Maybe shes in character to prep for that monster lady in the movie.
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