SLUT!
I don't even know what to say. Ugh.
Does she have teeth on that necklace? Did she pull them out of her cooter?
hot pic
Oh, MK, do we really have to listen to this ho bag? Okaaaay, clicking the link...
the South Park episode featuring this "spoiled dumb whore" was on the other night...
the gay teacher's slave BF engulfed her up & in his ass to win the Whore-Off
SLUT!!
SLUT!!!
Oh my GOD! WHY WON'T THIS CRAB INFESTED WHORE GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!!!
Did anyone watch that video of her hitting the car? This whore blows my mind. Everything is a pose to her-- the way she checks her mirror, brushes her hair from her eyes etc....and she looks so fucking stupid!!!!!! It blows me away, really. Just blows me away. What a waste of human flesh.
Cooter teeth?
WHORE!!!!
We need to kill her...what's the perfect murder?
Harley Wants Liquor | 06.09.06 - 5:02 pm
I would imagine there's all kinds of things in there-keys, change....
Parisite, Parisite, Parisite!!!
Jesus I am sick of this whore. Can we all ge together and have her bumped off already?
AWWWWWW WASTING MORE SPACE on this cunt dripping STOP THE INSANITY MK!
on the bright side, her STDs might make her sterile - and sparing the world her progeny is worth giving her a Nobel for.
Damn she's vile. She no doubt left skid marks on that chair.
SLUT!!!!
uh her shirt matches the wall
MJF misses Song Fucker | 06.09.06 - 5:04 pm
At least you're consistent. 
her cunt is so stank.......ew.
I have to go slave back at work and then go home...but I just wanted to tell everyone bye and to stay safe this weekend!! Love ya all!!! 
I'm in; how are we gonna do it?
- draw a line of coke off a cliff so she'll follow it
- find another greek billionaire with a hard on and hang him off the cliff as bait
- others??
She looks good in this picture...hate to admit it...but she photographs really well
I am not rich but they DO MAKE vehicles that have back bumper sensors that ding when you come with in 5ft, 3ft and 1foot away from items in the vehicles way!
I would lick my cats litter box before ever buying anything related to her
YAWN...so over this BITCH...and yes I saw the video...She is the stupidist person in the world. Seriously, come on...knowing it was on video and then bailing...FUCKING WHORE BAG INFESTED SLUT.
i guess as far as irrelevant sluts go, she IS more famous than haylie horseface. 
Fuck that, I couldn't listen to the whole thing...I fucking hate radio DJs, what an ass kisser!!
bye Kell!
lauries | 06.09.06 - 5:06 pm | #
Sorry you had to work your ass off Just me!! Party hardy this weekend for me!!
Have a good one KELL...xoxoxox
MK knows where our hidden anger and fury lies and hits our nerve
hehehehehe
never has the expression "i couldn't care less" been more appropriate.
i couldn't care less.
I wish herpes was fatal
lauries | 06.09.06 - 5:06 pm | #
...we could cover her in Avon, stick tuna up her ass (oh wait, that would be redundant) and lock her in a dryer with Sammy.
Bye Kell!
yet another "beleb" I'm completely sick of! Blech!
Gail | 06.09.06 - 5:06 pm | #
Everyone photographs well when you are photoshopped to death.
Can't someone slip her a speedball in her drink? PLEASE - PRETTY PLEASE.
that's "CELEB" darnit!
Blue Rose...HAHAHAHAHA!
I'm in bitches! Let's kill her!
Chryssy, where you been?
MJK:
Sammy doesn't deserve that...
Bye KeLL1
oops...MJF..damn, sorry!
Bye KeLL!
God I wish this bitch would just go AWAY! Yeah we'll see what happens with that hit and run: NOTHING!
GO YANKEES 
Sammy doesn't deserve that...
lauries | 06.09.06 - 5:10 pm |
This is true. *puts thinking cap back on*
Bitch you can't even douche - you must powerwash that shit! Bite me!
and on that note, I'm outta here!
Have a great weekend!!!! xoxo
i replied to my suggestion for a
'word'
hint hint
she looks hot in those pictures
Ooooh! Oooooh! I got it!
We could strap an assistant to her ass and lock her in a cell with Naomi!
- MTV death match with firecrotch! Whore doesn't stand a chance....
Bye NoAnjl! Have a great weekend!
NoAnjl | 06.09.06 - 5:12 pm | #
Bye Noanjl! BTW: Why isn't your peen moving? Did Parisite's pic scare the little fella?
LOL MJF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I never lol.
just put a clickable blur over her face to protect the public from shock and woe everytime you show her pix and really tick her off.. I bet it would catch on and get extremely funny..
ok Kit Kat
KitKat hates crossdressers! | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 5:12 pm
*ahem* Word!!!!
KeLL | 06.09.06 - 5:07 pm | #
don't have enough ass to party off for myself, but i'll do my best
dammit. why the fuck do we have to download it??!
See ya NoAnjl...love ya too - Have a GREAT weekend.
Hey Harley - You HOT bitch...Rough day at work...But it's all good.
Bye NoAnjil!! I'm out too my lovely bitches!!! *kisses*
Bye Harley!
adios harley! No anjil - i bye'd you on another thread.
Haylie Duff sings too?!?!
I think I lost a few brain cells listening to that one, there's a reason I don't listen to that station in the car!
You and me both Chryssy. I'm off to drink, I'll work a little tomorrow to catch up and I hope I'm hungover! I'll check to see if anybody's in!
OH HARLEY - don't go...Love ya...I was so busy today at work, not a chance to take a shit.
LMAO!! I love that South Park episode where they spoof Parasite.
Oh yeah, working 'til four in the morning!
She's a fucking stupid whore! Totally denying taking money for showing up at the charity events.
GOD THIS WHOLE THING IS MAKING ME FUCKING PUKE!
It's so fucking easy just to deny the rumors and say people are making shit up about you. But we all know this shit it true because we have the videos most of the time! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Does she really think she's a role model? Yes, a role model of how not to turn out. Scary.
When will her 15 minutes of fame run out?
Bye Harley! We'll type really quietly tomorrow morning just in case!
I just barfed up all my Cheetos!
All of you about the "word" I replied with my suggestion....
Firecrotch would kick Parisite's ass, and I'd love to see that.
No more Paris posts! Ban her from Dlisted.
I second that Anonymous!^^ 
and third,fourth, etc.etc.
Fuck...I feel another one coming....
.....SLUT!!!!
I think I have PTS (Paris Tourette's Syndrome).
I think I'm going to vomit. Two fat ugly bitches in my office are giving each other neck massages and trying to be all inadvertently sexy about it, saying 'girl on girl action' and shit. Yeah, maybe if you were actual GIRLS that might be hot. *voms*
I am not rich but they DO MAKE vehicles that have back bumper sensors that ding when you come with in 5ft, 3ft and 1foot away from items in the vehicles way!
KitKat hates crossdressers! | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 5:06 pm | #
I just watched the video of her backing into the other car, she has the rear sensors on her car. So the moron either turned them off or wasn't paying attention the annoying beeping noise in the car.
Mine goes off if I'm backing up and there's a car too close to the side of the van, hell it goes off if it's raining too hard and living in Seattle that happens a lot. But I leave it on, I'd rather hear it beep then run over one of my kids!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 06.09.06 - 5:33 pm | #
God, you work with some winners, don't you Stoney? Or is one of them the bitch?
Well didn't you see? The whore was too busy adjusting her face to the correct camera whore angle and checking her hair to actually give a shit about anything else!
one of them is the bitch blue! she looks like a hobbit!
geez sammy, i just spent 5 minutes trying to think what dlisted slang i missed, then you corrected "beleb"
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 06.09.06 - 5:38 pm | #
Oh my God. I admire your intestinal fortitude, Stoney.
I would like to add her, Ann Coulter, and Perez Hilton to the death plane. Thank you.
nice curtain, paris
She sounds so convincing...or is she just giving us a load of shit.
Paris didn't even sing on her CD.
SHE SAID SHE DID EVERYTHING ALL BY HERSELF. BULLSHIT!! WITH DADDY'S MONEY IN HER POCKETS!!!
I don't know what it is - I know I should despise her - but sometimes I just want to take her temperature.
take her temp anally!
haha, she was really into the movie "Napolean Dyanmite" when it came out (photographed with buttons and the soundtrack, talked about it during interviews, etc) which happens to star (term used loosely)...Haylie Duff. never heard of her, eh?
I'M GOING TO STRETCH OUR ALL YOUR BOXES WITH MY 500 FOOT WILLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow I think my aunt wore that same wig in the late 80's.
those teeth belong to perez,
You know she's going to have a hit album though.
She does know how to advertise herself, though. (She isn't stupid!) And she's making money off of everything she does, and getting all the magazines, etc. to let everyone know. She does take good pictures, too. It's too bad that she's such a sleazy, nasty skank about everyone and with every man she sees.
TOM 'must die' CRUISE is the pilot of the death plane
aww i cant see my tits anymore!
I still see them, kitkat
i wish mine were 1/2 this big!
Probably not, after you realized the back pain they caused, lol.
I still like her about a thousand times more than I like Ann "The Man" Coulter :P
her sex life has more of a career then she does.
No more Paris posts! Ban her from Dlisted.
Anonymous | 06.09.06 - 5:27 pm | #
Brilliant idea! We could start as a small, grass-roots group who are determined to IGNORE this worthless snatch!
It could become such a trend that the paps don't follow her anymore, because NO ONE WANTS TO LOOK AT HER!
But before we ban her, we should pile on for one last glorious Paris Hilton Hate Fest!
Fucking skank, I hate her!
Now I'm ready to IGNORE, (after reading the rest of the Dlist Hate of course!)
overrated, no talented, cheap slut, cum bucket, poor excuse for a woman, unfunny, sucking the little humor from the simple life, herpes infested, retarted piece of shit, sorry excuse for a celebrity bitch. and thats just for perez hilton, dont get me started on that paris hilton.
THE PROBLEM IS THAT PARIS THINKS SHE PLAYS A MAJOR ROLE IN HOLLYWOOD. SHE IS THE LEAST RESPECTED OF THE YOUNG. HOLLYWOOD TAKE IT UPON THEMSELVES TO NEVER INVITE HER FOR IMPORTANT EVENTS SUCH AS THE OSCARS, OSCAR AFTER PARTIES, IMPORTANT CHARITIES, ETC.
STUPID RICH WHITE TRASH
DEB: does that not sound like as much of a oxymoronical backfire to you as it does to me?
hatred is press, sweetie. talking about how much you hate her...is still talking about her.
Her parents should be disgusted that they spawed such trash.. for as smart as her father is to get where he is in business It is shocking he would approve of his daughter being such a skank and flaunting it as his name sake (bleck)
ROFLOL! Check this out:
http://p102.ezboard.com/
ffreekat...icID=2306.topic
Why won't Crotchrot Hilton go away?
You're so right, Potato. I guess it's no use....
This bitch honestly thinks that she's talented and contributes something to the entertainment world. What's sad is that she won't probably go away until another five more years, there's fucken people that actually like this twat.
Paris is even too stupid to be a Scientologist.
Ugh. Enough of her. Just. Enough.
I wonder if she'll ever get a slap on the wrist for her hit and run??
i will 100 fucking percent guaran-fucking-tee that this bitch will blame this on the paparazzi. guaran-fucking-tee. it's great when they're taking her picture, but, whoops!, it's their fault now. 
tomorrow, or whenever, her spokeswhores will say, 'the paparazzi caused her to back into that car'. mark my words.
lmao i'm amused by how you called haylie 'horse face,' its so true. but yeah, paris is NOT a role model. She needs to stop thinking she's the 'NICE' one 'cause she's not so theres no need on putting an act.
i'm sorry. i'm on the wrong post. i'm talking about parasite backing into that car and running off.
What the heck. I hate her!!! I can't believe how stupid this human if you want to call her that is. I swear her dam vagina is going to fall off. I am really hoping for that. All that money and for what. No good at all.
My gawd, the PhotoShop work is amazing
Ok guys i dont like the bitch but i listened to this interview and i think she was really nice some parts were stupid but she came across mostly nice .Please dont kill me.I guess now that she is doing this music stuff we will get to hear her actualy tallk about life and shit!Wich is a change from just seeing her pose and shit!Iam not completly convinced but i dont think she is that bad!
Your right Valerie, she's nice but misunderstood. Oh boy.
Um, yeah, ok, dumbass.
Yeaaa Jackie and Bender, Kiss 106.1! I listen to that show sometimes
K, guess my comment didnt show up.. But yeaeaa Jackie and Bender, Kiss 106.1, I listen to that show sometimes.
Haters!
if she wants to be a role model she should go to college and get a job
Paris is such a bitch. She must has a fucked mind to think that she is a role model to young girls!!!!
OK, wait: show of hands - who has actually ever bought her perfume? Who smells like a Don Rickles' "dutch oven"? Testify!
I like her, she's a hard working girl and very sure of herself. What has she done wrong?
Valerie-
In case you havent figured it out yet,your not entitled to your own opinion here or you will be cussed at,villified and harrased.
NEVER say Paris is OK.
You will be attacked in a heartbeat.
**kisses**
I don't know who Haylie Duff is either
What has she done wrong?
Blondie | 06.09.06 - 10:05 pm | #
I'd type up a full list but thats a guaranteed case of carpal tunnel syndrome. at least scroll a couple posts down and see one of the many genuinely screwed up things she has done
I'm gonna need fucking therapy just by seeing her cockeyed face to much. STOP IT MK you're killing me.
her voice makes me wanna go gurgle with acetone.
jesus i'm gonna have nightmares
like her, she's a hard working girl and very sure of herself. What has she done wrong?
Blondie | 06.09.06 - 10:05 pm | #
ummm do u have a few hours? cuz this might take a while
C'mon peeps...
Am I the only one who thinks there are two different voices in that interview? I seriously question if it was only her talking.
She is FnHOT!
Some days I don't want to read about goofy stuff, and I really want to read about celebrity gossip, so I go to http://www.hollywoodgrind.com
.
Holy crap I am so high won't someone plz talk 2 me please???
Hey Paris,
Carmen Electra called. She wants her look back.
I love Parasite ... and I love how you rip her apart. Hey, what can I say, I'm a Gemini.
I usually think Paris is beyond fug, but that last pic of her is probably the best I've ever seen of her.
Please, pleae some1 talk 2 me. I am so high right mow n otiginal looks just like mumu's trah
Gawd--can't we escape this bitch for five lousy seconds? She is beyond retarded, her nose is the size of a grown man's penis, and she has the ass of a 80-year old man.
Puuuhleez...no more Paris!
lol LOL she rocked that bitches nasty face... LOL...go paris.
Did you guys notice how her voice changes half way through the interview? It sounds like she is siting on a viberator. Which wouldn't suprise me.
BTW why the HELL didn't he asked her about her childish behavior with asshole Bradon Davis?
I was shocked that during her interview she states that on a typical day she will go work with her choreographer. What the hell? Who the hell is her choreographer, whoever he is should be embarrassed as hell. this bitch has no rhythm and dances like an old lady.
Stop posting pictures of that whore! I just cleared the last batch of STDs from my computer
i love how even in professional, air brushed, photshopped picture shots of paris, they STILL cant get rid of her lazy eye and hooked big bird nose.
i really dont care what anyone says about paris, she looks stunning in these pics. carmen electra wants her look back? the fuck outta here!!! she looks nothing like that stradul!!! paris rocks!! and thats that!
You don't even need to listen to it, you know if it's her, it's TOTAL crap...and that's being generous...I wonder if you can get herpes through audio?
I hate that hook nosed, wonky eyed, big foot, flat ass, bleached blonde bitch.
to blondie you do realizd those photos were touched up from here to kingdom come and back?? she still is not stunning,but she looks better. she will never look like Charlize Theron or other REAL natural beauties in hollywood..Naturally she is not very pretty, and her eyes are naturally BROWN. of course her nose and lazt eye are all god given hers. Hell they could make Phylis Diller look good w/professional glamour shots.
I LOVE HER MORE NOW !!!!!!!!YAYYYYYYYYYYYY
If they banned Paris from D listed you tired hags and fags would have nothing to do with your meaningless life , lets face it you cunts live for this site .. so just keep it real and stop acting like you have so much more to do (cause NONE of you really do ) than sit at your homes (while your bfs/husbands cheat on you ) and wait to see what "witty " remark MK makes to enlighten your miserable and sloppy existence , with that said .....BRING ON THE PARIS . wooo hoo
Those look like baby teeth from her Sarlaac-like vagina.
syke-o-sis, spoken like a true skank. Personally, I have plenty to do with my life that keeps me busy. I am in law school, and I also play soccer. And this site keeps me entertained when I am not hitting the books pulling an all nighter. However, your idea of an all nighter is most likely completly different from mine.
Mine does not include sex with strangers and various STD's, and illegal drugs and partying with fair weathered friends.
And when I graduate from law school in 2 years, and make partner someday, I can assure you my wife will look way better than this woman paris hilton with her very strange hooked nose and half shut eye & homely face.
Oh yes, one more thing, I am not gay.
I am straight as can be, and do not find this woman attractive in the least.
I have two roomates, one man and one woman, who think the same thing. My taste in women are much more classy & refined than PH. More along the lines of Kate Bosworth, Kate Beckinsale, or Jessica Alba.
everyone that thinks paris is ugly according to some idiot above, must not "have a life." well i guess i dont "have a life" than either, cause i think she is woonky eyed and fug. jmo, but it still counts. I am going w/some friends tonight to see "The Break UP" I hear vince vaughn was very funny in it. and that it is a pretty good movie, I never thought I would say that about a jennifer anniston movie. Hmmm...wonders never cease.
Constitutional Law | 06.10.06 - 8:22 pm | #
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
A REAL and FINE man you are!
don't give that twat "syke-O-sis"
(just look at the PATHETIC ass name)the time of day ,she's useless just like her birdnosed "idol",OH and "IT'S" obviously THE BIGGEST PATHETIC LOSER because she's making fun of people coming to this site and is OBVIOUSLY TOO STUPID of a twat to realize she's lumping herself into the same ass category,so really don't mind her because she ain't too bright like her FUGGER THAN FUG IDOL!
She looks like Paris.
talk trash about parisite all you want, waste your time. but i notice not many of you are stepping up to defend duffs ungodly ugly replusive and completely untalented ass! nuff said, bitches.
If they banned Paris from D listed you tired hags and fags would have nothing to do with your meaningless life , lets face it you cunts live for this site .. so just keep it real and stop acting like you have so much more to do (cause NONE of you really do ) than sit at your homes (while your bfs/husbands cheat on you ) and wait to see what "witty " remark MK makes to enlighten your miserable and sloppy existence , with that said .....BRING ON THE PARIS . wooo hoo
syke-O-sis | 06.10.06 - 7:07 pm | #
stay tuned to see what we'll say next! you know you love it! 
I think that Paris looks pretty in these pics. Sorry.
"talk trash about parisite all you want, waste your time. but i notice not many of you are stepping up to defend duffs ungodly ugly replusive and completely untalented ass! nuff said, bitches." Anonymous | 06.11.06 - 1:33 am | #
You do realize that your post quite easily applies to both of these women. However, between the two, Haylie-the horse face-Duff is the least attractive. but it is not like paris or her sister are all that wonderful to look at either.
I dont think either of The Hilton sisters are great beauties of our time. I seriously can not even look at Paris's hooked nose anymore.
I like the pics of her above, but you know they have been air brushed and fixed up like all pro shots are. When you see her in regular candid shots, or even on The Simple Life, Paris H. looks nothing like this. I personally do not find her pretty. that is my opinion of her looks.
Hit too close to home I did , eh ??
Hit too close to home I did , eh ?? ---
Who r you talking 2, cause you are not making any sense.
She does look great, but just knowing all about her as we do makes her ugly. She's like a really prettily decorated poo cake.
this is not how she really looks,the photos are tweaked and airbrused. she is a dog in person. I have seen her before along with her little sis slutting around Miami in the past. her nose is hooked, her eye really is that lazy, and her face in on the homely side,and she wears a ton of makeup,and her hair extensions are just nasty and brittle looking - but the club I saw her at, there were so many better looking women there who did not wear 1/10th of her makeup. And the blue contacts look really fake too in person.
I was talking to your mother sarah
Oh my gosh. This is my first time on this site and yall are some mean people!!! Is that the purpose of this site to bash any and everyone? I just wanted to know.
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