More like "wail".
best quote ever
*dead*
then they'd go deaf again
A little self absorbed - Do ya think? But still, she was the only one worth watching @ The MTV awards last night wich TOTALLY SUCKED ASS
I like it! She has confidence and a good set of lungs....God Bless her. More girls should have self confidence like she does.
Huh?
GO YANKEES 
people with hearing aids should be impressed. they can turn them OFF.
girl *can* sing her ass off. Even if britney were thin and single, I'd bet xtina has a longer career. and i'm not even a fan of either of them.
(i do love Christina, though.) 
It's a joke, you assholes. Doesn't anyone have any fucking sense?
no she di'nt! she has to be joking
what is that dent between her legs?!
Wow. Well, at least she actually can sing and it's not coming from the mouth of Britney spears or Asslee Simpson.
Uhh Tony...lighten up lover...GEEZ
Love to ya though!!!
Love her...she's a true genuine talent and gorgeous to boot
okie dokie smokey
I like this bitch and all but she over does it when she sings. I halfway expect to see one of her lungs fly across the damn stage.
Haha, good for her. I like her voice and her confidence.
I like that, she is cocky, confident and obviously sarcastically witty. 
fart
I fucking love it and agree 100%.
That shrill voice would wake the dead. I believe deaf people can already hear her, as she sings in a way that makes dogs go insane.
Now if only she'd go ahead and hire someone to slit Mariah Carey's vocal cords.
Ha ha ha. Good way of lightening up the whole giving-to-charity/being-a-saint competition going on.
*smelling fart*
What a busted up titty job. What a loser. What a screecher. She is good for nothing but cum dispensing and bitch slapping.
i'll try to remember that xtina...
She is good for nothing but sex.
And to whomever asked about the "dent" in her thigh. It's called a pussy muscle, you fat bitch; I'm sure you've never seen your own.
Kind of like giving autographed pictures of yourself as gifts to friends! How fuckin' thoughtful!
people with hearing aids should be impressed. they can turn them OFF.
mpcmike
It's called a pussy muscle, you fat bitch; I'm sure you've never seen your own.
Brandon | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 5:25 pm |
Is that the technical term?
Just like all sluts.
wow Brandon... little harsh....
maybe she's been doing her kegel's
Nice. How very humble of her.
gotta run loves... have a good weekend
Brandon | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 5:25 pm |
um. noooo. but feel free to try again. i'm sure you're the UTMOST authority on a woman's anatomy.
oh how i love her.
And to whomever asked about the "dent" in her thigh. It's called a pussy muscle, you fat bitch; I'm sure you've never seen your own.
Brandon
He knows because he has one.
pussy muscle. Never heard that before.
Bye Tabatha! have a good one!
He knows because he has one.
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 5:28 pm |
He knows because he IS one!
Christina has a droopy vag just like Hohan and the dlisted regulars.
pussy muscle. Never heard that before.
Fancy
Yeah, those pussy muscle pulls are a bitch!
damnit! just when it starts to get good again! oh well - i'm out bitches and ho's...have a great weekend! hopefully i'll be drunk within the hour. 
see yall monday
My vag isnt droopy I had a pussy lift.
Later Morticia! Happy Margarita shopping!
Pussy Muscle - yeah it's a technical term. Probably why we aren't familiar with it...
bye tab!
Bye Tab and Morticia!
bye morticia
Bye Morticia...
My vag isnt droopy I had a pussy lift.
Fancy
Me either. I have a Prada Pussy Sling.
PUSSY MUSCLE....
Are you serious??? You REALLY need to take an anatomy class loser.
*gathering droopy pussy off the floor and tucking behind chair* Yeah...Mine isn't droopy either!
Before when it did droop I would stick it up my dirtstar so it wouldnt hang out of my panties.
She's so Peppered!
ha! i loves it! Have a good weekend, everybody! *mwuah*
Bye Alaynah
*gathering droopy pussy off the floor and tucking behind chair* Yeah...Mine isn't droopy either!
MJF misses Song Fucker
But mine DOES have Cheeto crumbs all over it.
Before when it did droop I would stick it up my dirtstar so it wouldnt hang out of my panties.
Fancy | 06.09.06 - 5:33 pm | #
*feverishly jotting down brilliant idea*
Later Alayna! Mwah right back at ya!
Bye Alaynah!!
Oh shut up you crusty twat.
Oh big bad poster from Perez who likes to say the word peppered. all the droopy vaginas are smelling up the post.
*gathering droopy cooter* I'm outta here too hotties! Catch ya all later!
MJF misses Song Fucker | 06.09.06 - 5:34 pm | #
wtf? i'm back, (or not 
)
Bye MJF
opps sorry I stepped on your cooter lips. My Bad.
I was referring to Aguilera's quote.
Can't stand this over-rated, hard-on-the-eardrums skank.
I'd rather listen to a 24-hour loop of Ashlee, Jessica, Britney, Hilary and JLo's greatest hits than endure ONE piece-of-crap, phlegmy warble/screech fest by this eyesore.
bye alaynah!
Bye MJF! Don't let your cooter drag on the ground on your way out!
Before when it did droop I would stick it up my dirtstar so it wouldnt hang out of my panties.
Fancy | 06.09.06 - 5:33 pm | #
ooh - a layer of protection when wearing a thong - i *LIKE* it!
Bye MJF! Don't let your cooter drag on the ground on your way out!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 5:38 pm
Or catch it in the door. OUCH! Bye MJF!
bye MJF
wtf? i'm back, (or not )
mpcmike
Are you in or out, boyo? Make up your mind!
"pussy muscle"
Or catch it in the door. OUCH! Bye MJF!
Blue Rose Hates the Flu | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 5:38 pm | #
perish the thought blue!
- oooh just noticed - you feeling terrible?
Seven | 06.09.06 - 5:37 pm
My God!!! I think I would gouge out my eardrums first.
Blue Rose Hates the Flu
Are you sick, babykins? Here, have some homemade chicken soup!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 5:39 pm | #
ups is disturbing me.
"pussy muscle"
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 5:39 pm | #
Being an RN, I'm sure you know all about that technical term, MPC.
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 5:40 pm | #
Yes, I'm praying for death right about now. Thanks Bug Spray. *Slurps soup*
ups is disturbing me.
mpcmike
But doesn't that mean you're getting packages? I love when the men in the brown shorts come to my house with goodies in their boxes.
Aww I hope you feel better soon Blue rose!!
oooh - just noticed the time...Quittin' time! Adios! I hope i get more dlist time next week - have a great weekend guys!
this comment made me LOL!..she is soooo lucky she can sing, cause the stuff that comes out of her mouth sometimes makes my eyes cross
Christina has a droopy vag just like Hohan and the dlisted regulars.
Fuck It | 06.09.06 - 5:30 pm | #
i do Kegels on a regular basis...so STFO!
Bug Spray Boss Chick
and puts a goodie in your box.
You guys are CRACKING me up today....!
Bye just me!
Blue Rose Hates the Flu | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 5:40 pm | #
i have actually seen a surgeon cut that tendon on old ladies with hip replacement surgery.
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 5:41 pm
I love it when there's goodies in their shorts!
Nice ass Erin!
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 5:43 pm |
OH NO! Are they able to walk after that?
Bye Just Me...
Seven | 06.09.06 - 5:37 pm | #
...wait..you were kidding right?
Hubris, anyone?
Thanks Fancy!! I'm tryin'.
Mike, you're an RN? I didn't know that. My hub is a Lithotripter Technologist (among other things) know what that is?
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 5:41 pm | #
i'm an e-bay addict, they hate to have to deliver packages to me in the middle of bumfuck, egypt.
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 5:45 pm |
absolutely! thank God i've never had one!
i have actually seen a surgeon cut that tendon on old ladies with hip replacement surgery.
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 5:43 pm | #
Yes, but did they call it that? Of course, some of the doctors I know....
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 5:43 pm | #
with a walker, but we're talking about non-ambulatory pts. to begin with.
what is it bugspray??
eBay! My 2nd addiction after Dlisted!
Blue Rose Hates the Flu | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 5:46 pm | #
you'd be surprised.
that's sooooo egocentric
MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DROOPY TWATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU BETTER GET OUT THAT PRADA PUSSY SLING GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fancy | 06.09.06 - 5:47 pm | #
a kidneystone! what i wish on brandon davis!
Well, hell, the pussy muscle will come in handy now, seeing as how my box is all stretched out again.
YOU KNOW IT | 06.09.06 - 5:48 pm | #
thanks for stretching the box, asshole. 
Fancy, a lithotriptor is a machine that breaks up kidney stones using shockwaves. The patient is placed in a big tub of water and shocked with a sparkplug inside the machine that makes shockwaves that hit the kidney and busts up the stone. It has to pulse in time to the patient's heartbeat so as not to fuck it up. (medical term. *G*) My hub xrays the patients and runs the machine. He does a bunch of other stuff, including assisting in surgery, too, but the lithotriptor is his main job.
my box is huge!!!!!! Who stuck that big cock in there??
fuck me running! another stretched box.
Is Prico here??
YEAH YOU KNOW MY 20 INCH GUN STRETCHED THE BOX!!!!!!!!!
Dayam, I hate when my box is all stretched out!
her boobs look fake in this pic
YEAH YOU KNOW MY 20 INCH GUN STRETCHED THE BOX!!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW IT
Is measuring in metrics again.
20 inches DAYUM
http://www.arrt.org/
you can find me on here, Bug Spray!
dammit..like silly putty! all stretched the hell out...have to wad it back up
WHAT THE FUCK!!!???? God damn it!!!!
You know it!!! Lame fucker don't do that again you dick!!!
You're an RN and a RT? Man, what are you doing in BF Egypt? Hub's hospital is giving 5K and *up* sign on bonuses to both out here!
it's not so bad. just expand the box and right-click 'refresh' every so often.
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 5:55 pm | #
where? where? seriously, i was an R.T., then went and got my R.N.
just expand the box and right-click 'refresh' every so often.
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 5:55 pm | #
You dirty bastard, you!
Portland, Oregon. Providence Medical Center. They are BEGGING for nurses and RT's!!
Blue Rose Hates the Flu | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 5:56 pm | #
i didn't do it. but these huge boxes always get the most hits, for some reason.
Hey, I didn't know you could right click refresh w/o opening a new box every time!
The wonders of technology to the technologically-impaired!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 5:57 pm | #
wow, little too far for me. but it's nice to know there are jobs out there.
Thank you for that tidbit mike!
but these huge boxes always get the most hits, for some reason.
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 5:58 pm | #
I meant your "refresh" comment. God, I'm such a child. I can't stop laughing at the box innuendos
IM GOING TO RIGHT CLICK ALL YOUR BOXES AND REFRESH THEM WITH MY 50 FOOT COCK!
My parents are in Oregon. I plan to try to get into nursing school in the next couple years. YAY!
You'd love the Pacific Northwest! It's gorgeous here. If you don't mind rain.
cock.
Blue Rose Hates the Flu | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 5:59 pm | #
i can't stop makin' em!
IM GOING TO RIGHT CLICK ALL YOUR BOXES AND REFRESH THEM WITH MY 50 FOOT COCK!
YOU KNOW IT
It grew from 20 inches to 50 feet? It must have been diddling in Paris's cooter.
YOU KNOW IT | 06.09.06 - 6:00 pm | #
Oh God. You must be out of school on summer break huh? Shouldn't you be watching Nickelodeon instead of playing with the grown ups?
kunt
attack of the 50 foot cock!!!!!!!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 6:00 pm | #
you think i could find true love there? for a straight guy, i mean.
it's ok bug spray...that's why i frequently complain that the 'print' command really should not be just above 'refresh'
I BOUGHT A PENIS STRETCHER ON EBAY BITCH! IT'S OFF THE HOOK!
Pookie, you'll be able to write your own ticket when you get out! You can work just about anywhere out here.
At least she's honest.
It's also a good cause.
cock
IM GOING TO RIGHT CLICK ALL YOUR BOXES AND REFRESH THEM WITH MY 50 FOOT COCK!
YOU KNOW IT | 06.09.06 - 6:00 pm | #
I don't know why but that made me LMAO!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW IT! YOU LADIES WANNA RIDE MY PONY LIKE DOGS IN HEAT!
stretch out your asshole and insert my 50 foot dildo!!
YOU KNOW IT | 06.09.06 - 6:00 pm | #
i have no doubt he's always been known as a huge dick.
Sweeeeet! I want to move up there soon. I here the nursing school is really good up there. I already have my degree in business management but always had a thing for the medical fields.
you think i could find true love there? for a straight guy, i mean.
mpcmike
I guess it depends on what kinda woman you're looking for. I know there are lots of cute, nice nurses where hubby works!
YOU KNOW IT --STOP!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW IT | 06.09.06 - 6:03 pm | #
Dogs in heat don't ride asshole. They get ridden.
God. I hate summer break. All the asshole kids come out of the woodwork and clog up the blogs.
i have no doubt he's always been known as a huge dick.
mpcmike
LMAO!!
Seriously, Pookie, when you get here, email me. We'll go out to lunch!
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA PLAY SANDBOX WITH MY DIRTSTAR!
mpcmike...
you need a good woman? you ever try the internet? like eharmony or something?
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 6:04 pm | #
Oregon seems to be the place to be, what with music, celebrities and so forth.
You'll recognize me right away. I have auburn hair, I'm 5'2", weigh 125 lbs and have a huge drooping cooter!
Bug,
now that I have your email, I will do that! Next time I'm there for an extended period that it. Gonna be up there in July for Dad's b-day.
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA JUMP IN A TUB OF KY JELLY AND RIDE MY MONSTER TRUCK!
YOU KNOW IT | 06.09.06 - 6:05 pm | #
If you've got sand in your dirtstar, think I'll pass.
mpcmike--I was looking for you earlier
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 6:06 pm |
from the huge pussy muscle...got it!
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 6:05 pm | #
no i'm joking. i'm old-fashioned.
Oh fuck you said monster truck!!
there you go mpc....I've seen sunny's pic...she's cute!!!!
Bug Spray is Gorgeous!
Western Oregon is the most beautiful place on earth except for Scotland/Ireland.
And the people are mostly laid back and friendly. Plus, we have great coffee.
Fancy,
That's what we need on the pic!!!! KY JELLY!!!!
sunny | 06.09.06 - 6:07 pm | #
You're goona get some Dlisted nookie if it's the last thing you do, aren't you , Sunny?
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA PLAY TUNA FISH DICK WRESTLING OUT BACK IN THE DOG CAGE!
aaaww thanks My Pookie! as are you!
Yeah My Pookie good idea!!
Sunny, how long since you been to the optometrist, girl?
My parents are up near Canon Beach. It is absolutely the most beautiful place! Portland is gorgeous! So clean!
It reminds me of a time I was in High School - and we were watching Helen Keller the Miracle Worker... and in the movie - Helen Keller was flailing around and her hair kept covering her face - and someone blurted out - Why doesn't she cut her hair so she can see........
oh yea........
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 6:05 pm | #
what's funny is that if that wanna-be ever saw a picture of PricoLatino, you'd never hear from him again!
Sunny
I told you I would molest you!!
WESTERN OREGON IS BORING AS ALL HELL. NOTHING BUT AMISH PEOPLE AND FRIED CHICKEN AND CHURCH. I WOULD RATHER GO STRAIGHT TO HELL.
Blue Rose NAWWW
I'm just playin'!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 6:09 pm | #
Oh, Pfft! I'm the official hag of Dlisted, thankyyouverymuch!
YOU KNOW IT | 06.09.06 - 6:08 pm | #
????? Honey, if it smells like tuna, there's something amiss. Stay away from it.
That's what we need on the pic!!!! KY JELLY!!!!
My Pookie
Oh, is that what photographers use to soften the lense, so the picture looks better? LMAO!
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 6:07 pm | #
Sunny is a sweetheart!
YOU KNOW YOU WANNT LICK MY JUNGLE BRICK
YOU KNOW IT | 06.09.06 - 6:10 pm | #
JUNGLE BRICK?! *Dies*
YOU KNOW IT | 06.09.06 - 6:09 pm | #
That's the wrong state. Oregon actually has lots of weed and mushrooms. You would fit in but you're too busy trying to score pussy from 14 year olds. Stay in Alabama!
Thanks Fancy!!!!!!!!!!!
Bug Spray--stop playin' you know you are!
TUNA FISH DICK WRESTLING
that one got me!
My Pookie
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 6:10 pm | #
Yes she is. I bet if we had your picture (wink) we might be able to set a something something up???? (wink wink wink)
No?????
you know it is making me LMAO!!!!!!
But WHY????????
thanks mpcmike!
YEAH MY DICK IS HARD AS JUNGLE BRICK! IT STAYS THAT WAY ALL DAMN DAY!
WESTERN OREGON IS BORING AS ALL HELL. NOTHING BUT AMISH PEOPLE AND FRIED CHICKEN AND CHURCH. I WOULD RATHER GO STRAIGHT TO HELL.
YOU KNOW IT
Your huge cock must be blocking your vision and your intellect.
Oregon is the #1 least church going state in the union. And the Amish live on the East coast. (That's the coast over by the Atlantic Ocean.) And I believe you have to go much farther south for the fried chicken.
THIS SUCKS. BYE!
jungle brick??? HAHHA!
YOU KNOW IT | 06.09.06 - 6:13 pm | #
Oh well be careful. You don't want to blind your momma when she goes down on you.
THIS SUCKS. BYE!
YOU KNOW IT | 06.09.06 - 6:13 pm | #
Moody little fella, aren't you?
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 6:12 pm | #
absolutely! ask M.K. for my hotmail, i have 4 different addresses so be sure to use hotmail.
Bye You know it! Talk to you later!
Who has seen Mikes pic??
no you know it come back! you're funny!
YOU KNOW IT | 06.09.06 - 6:13 pm | #
that was kinda funny, where ya goin'?
OMG WHAT THE DID I COME IN ON??? lmao jungle brick??? tuna dick wrestling??? geez i'm gonna have to reread all this shit
Oh, tried that and it's not very speedy.
Hold on. Let me go set up a genero one and you can email me there.
I didnt get to ride your monster truck yet!!
OKAY FINE. I WAS WRONG. OREGON HAS MORMONS AND POTATO SALAD AND RAINBOWS. GET OUT THE BEER BONG NOW CUZ WHEN I THINK OF PARTYING MY BALLS OFF I THINK OF OREGON! PASS THE JOINT!
YEAH MY DICK IS HARD AS JUNGLE BRICK! IT STAYS THAT WAY ALL DAMN DAY!
YOU KNOW IT
That's because it's attached to a howler monkey
Bitchin is life
ok I'm in a giddy mood today...
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 6:14 pm | #
MK hasn't been doing much email swapping for us lately.
What a conceited bitch! What the hell kind of quote is that!?
YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY you know it's back!
I WAS WRONG. OREGON HAS MORMONS AND POTATO SALAD AND RAINBOWS.
Wrong again. That's UTAH. Go get your third grade geography book. Or did you leave it in your locker?
YOU KNOW YOU WANNA TO SADDLE ME UP AND RIDE ME LIKE THE BADDEST HORSE IN THE KENTUCKY DERBY!
Who's the one with priapism and what's his phone number?
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 6:13 pm | #
here in central Ky., there are Amish everywhere! you have to be careful driving at night, so you don't run over their buggies, i'm serious.
YEAH I LIKE HOWLER MONKEYS! SO? YOU LIKE HYENAS AND GERBILS!
Hi Prico!!
YOU KNOW IT --oh fuck stop now!
where do you come up with this???
Prico Suave!
Hiya Prico!
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 6:17 pm | #
there have been many tragic Amish collisions, they ride at night on the highway, without lights.
here in central Ky., there are Amish everywhere! you have to be careful driving at night, so you don't run over their buggies, i'm serious.
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 6:17 pm |
That would be the perfect excuse for me NOT to be careful...
I LEFT MY THIRD GRADE GEOGRAPHY BOOK AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE. SHE TOLD ME TO BRING IT LAST TIME SHE LET ME DONKEY PUNCH HER ON THE KITCHEN TABLE.
Really, Mike? Okay, so that's two things you've taught me today!
I have no comment on her talent, only her persona, I hate this biatch...I think it's the whoring herself out thing...
Prico,
You know it seems to think his peen is huge.
I'm thinking it is probably about the size of sweet gerkin.
Hello, all! I'm finally home, like a bat outta hell.
Oh shit, do I owe Meatloaf royalties now?
almost time to go home!
bbl
I STOLE YOUR WONKY GLASS EYE WHEN I WAS AT YOUR MOMS. SORRY.
wrong. shes just another whore
Later Spin!
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 6:20 pm | #
here you go:
mypookie811@hotmail.com
I have a feeling I'll probably get spammed to death, but since I just set it up, no big deal! Send it over and I'll pass it on to everyone.
I STOLE YOUR WONKY GLASS EYE WHEN I WAS AT YOUR MOMS. SORRY.
YOU KNOW IT |
OH FUCK
You Know It, my mom packs a 9mm and she'd shoot your ass straight to hell.
She started taking lessons after she tried to shoot my dad and shot the lamp instead.
I love her but she has got to be kidding me.
My kids just came in here cause i'm lol ing so damn that shit funny you know it....... hey does perez know your over here instead of his site with the kids of the kiddies???
pricolatino (Free to Dlist) | 06.09.06 - 6:21 pm | #
'ello Suave!, will you keep my ladies company while i go and refresh?
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 6:21 pm | #
Do you have mine, My Pookie? It's been in all the group emails. I wanna see MPC!
FANCY I LEFT MY NASCAR JACKET IN YOUR MONSTER TRUCK LAST TIME WE PLAYED BUKAKE. I NEED THAT BACK BITCH.
I want to see him too!
tried to shoot my dad and shot the lamp instead.
I have to hand to Christina, that line is fucking funny!!! LMAO!!!!
I don't think I do Blue. Send it on!
sorry I sold it for some crank!
tried to shoot my dad and shot the lamp instead.
mpcmike
It's true. They got divorced shortly thereafter. He's dead now, but she didn't do it.
YOU KNOW IT | 06.09.06 - 6:23 pm
Ohhhhh, did the football team give you a facial sweetheart? Don't worry, you can get the cum out of the jacket.
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 6:21 pm |
i know, i get spammed all the time, but i'll tell you something only we would know.
WELL YOU ALL HAVE A SPANKIN' GOOD FRIDAY NIGHT TALKING ABOUT YOUR DROOPY VAGINAS AND PLAYING BINGO AT YOUR MOM'S HAIR PARLOR. I'LL BE PARTYING LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS IN FANCY'S MONSTER TRUCK WITH MY BALLS WORKING AS MUD FLAPS. BYE.
Fancy...I have your email so I will send it to ya!
Bye
The people who come on this site crack me up sometimes!!
YOU KNOW IT,
If your balls hang that low, you must me 90 years old.
Have a good night hanging with the fellow great danes!!!
I was laughing so loud a little while ago, Fancy.
Sounds good Mike! I can't wait to see the pic!
My mom's whole family is from KY! Where are you? Not the hills I hope!
*picks banjo*
Uh oh. If someone starts playing a banjo, I am so outta here...
(Thinking of Nick Beatty and runs screaming from the room)
Fancy...I have your email so I will send it to ya!
My Pookie
Thanks my pookie
happy weekend bitches!
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 6:23 pm | #
It's sent, My Pookie.
Hi Sammy. Are you going or coming?
Damn this site is always good for a chuckle..... my sides hurt from you know it what a jack ass
Hi Sammy!
Hi Sammy!
Bitchin is life
I know me too!
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 6:27 pm | #
no. lexington. i've actually only been to the hills, once for a meeting. it's very beautiful.
We haven't seen Asslister for ages, tho. I love playing with her.
Hi sammy!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 6:31 pm | #
She's busy with all the parties, trips on the Concorde and her luminous life, doncha know?
I wonder where asslister has been. I keep checking marie claire to see who is on the cover. This month is Julia Stiles.
AAAWWWWWWWW you know it left???????
AW Well I'm sure another one will be dropping by soon!
K, I'll go check it.
Fancy | 06.09.06 - 6:32 pm | #
I keep going to their website and checking, lol.
sammy | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 6:29 pm | #
happy weekend to you! *dancing*
It can't be Julia Stiles. She'd never hang out on a gossip blog and brag about her life!
Blue Rose Hates the Flu
I am waiting for the day EVA is on there.
Gawd i hope soo can use the laughs
I kinda like Julia Stiles. That would break my black, shriveled heart if it was her, lol.
shut up Xtina!!!!
happy weekend to you! *dancing*
mpcmike
"It's raining men, hallalujah!"
*tucks dollar bill into Mike's banana hammock*
Fancy | 06.09.06 - 6:34 pm | #
Same here.
Asslister is suppose to be a big time TV star.
That "quote" is very, very old and it's internet urban legend. LOL Can't you guys some newer quotes for these celebs?
cunt
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 6:35 pm |
*gyrating*, gyrating! it's only 6:30! oh, well, *gyrating*
Hey big titty woman!
KitKathatesherCUNTYneighbor | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 6:38 pm | #
Neighbor problems, I presume, Kitkat? lol
It's only 3:30 here, and I've already had a whole Xanax. Is that bad?
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 6:40 pm | #
No, it would be for me though.
" I give money to a company who makes hearing aids. More people should hear me sing."
i do feel like an ass that that's a joke. very funny, M.K.!
shit no girlie wash it down with some beer lol
on topic--lol--I think Xtina's a good singer *ducks*
Blue Rose...I didn't get your email.
?????????
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 6:40 pm | #
Bug, where are you???
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 6:40 pm | #
no. if Michael K. posts a new thread, you'll be all set.
I'm glad to hear Xtina can snark like the best of us.
on topic--lol--I think Xtina's a good singer *ducks*
sunny | 06.09.06 - 6:42 pm | #
*throws a rock at sunny
sunny | 06.09.06 - 6:42 pm | #
*Throws Eddie Murphy's mom's boomerang shoe at Sunny*
J/K. She does have a strong voice.
My neighbor is like Brie on DH. She even mops her front porch. Hell on a popsicle stick, I don't even mop my kitchen floor!
And her damn kids are always perfect. And so is her hair and makeup.
I know every time her husband sees me get the mail in my pj's at noon, with my hair looking like Don King's, he thanks God he's married to her and not me. LOLOL!
Hey guys, I gotta go do some work before I head out for the weekend. I'll catch ya later.
mpc...I'll be waiting for that pic!!!!
abraham (pricolatino) | 06.09.06 - 6:42 pm | #
hi there Abe!!!!
I like her latest single, it's hot for dancing.
Ain't no other man...
Do your thang, honey!
haha ya missed joliepittme!
*hands sunny hard hat*
sunny | 06.09.06 - 6:42 pm | #
LOVE Christina! *genie in a bottle, rub me the right way...*
LOL, hi Vanina, que tal el fulbo?
Vanina, I'm in Oregon.
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 6:43 pm | #
hey!!!!
i mop my porch too!!!
*hides in shame*
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 6:43 pm | #
i'm workin' on it.
throws scat at Sunny!
bye pookie!
Blue Rose
Bye My Pookie!
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 6:42 pm
No? What are the first 3 letters of your regular addy? Since you got the ElB pic, I probably have it already.
Abraham, are you the Biblical version or the guy with the big top hat?
im outie, just saying get DRUNNKK this weekend i am on my way now!
ALLLLL you bitches are cracking me uuuuuuupppppppppp!!!!!!!!
I'm the Father of All Nations, so bow before me, bitches.
And bake me some PIE!!!!!!
hey!!!!
i mop my porch too!!!
*hides in shame*
vanina
What is wrong with you, girlfriend? You gotta get a hobby!
Is Pookie leaving? (Damn, this Xanax is slowin' me down.) Bye, Pookie!
How about poontang pie Prico?????
haha ya missed joliepittme!
sunny | 06.09.06 - 6:44 pm | #
*throws jessica albas retarded king kong bit from last night at sunny
And bake me some PIE!!!!!!
pricolatino (Free to Dlist) | 06.09.06 - 6:46 pm | #
and just for that I'm gonna sick Skelator on all of you!!!!!!!!1
UGH!!! No poontang pie, no bearded clams, no spicy tuna, no pink tacos.
UGH!!! No poontang pie, no bearded clams, no spicy tuna, no pink tacos.
And bake me some PIE!!!!!!
pricolatino
Would that be hair pie?
HAHAHAH Gotta go for now.
Bye whores!!
phew! I missed those awards last night thank goodness!
LOL, hi Vanina, que tal el fulbo?
pricolatino (Free to Dlist) | 06.09.06 - 6:44 pm | #
i just knew i was going to be so carried away, this morning i brought the tv next to the computer so i could watch Germany-Costa Rica, and then when i had to go shopping in the middle of the game, i just kept following the game on the streets by other people's radios!!!!
oh!!! i'm so over myself!!!!
Bye Fancy!
HAHA, we're all on the same track with the pie.
Get your minds outta the gutter, girls ... so mine can float past!
anyways gots to go as well CIAO all u beautiful people!
while most stars give to charitable organizations, christina aguleria gives money to a company! i know she probably misunderstood what her publicist said, but still- fucking retard. read a book.
Bye Fancy.
Bye sunny.
Is everybody gone now?
Prico, i've got some homemade apple pie, you want some???
sunny | 06.09.06 - 6:49 pm | #
"bye sweetie.
Bye Sunny!
Bug
i mop it because these stupid homeless dogs keep shiting on it!!!!
the only thing i'm fanatic about is the bath and the kitchen...
they MUST be clean everyday!!!
That would be yummy, Vanina...
I just threw a peach pie in the oven. No, not homemade, Mrs. Smith made it.
i can't decide if i should go out tonight or stay home. *1000 hits saying go out, go out! *
LOL! Vanina. That reminds me of an old Clint Eastwood movie, Every Which Way But Loose. He has this orangutan and his mom was played by Ruth Gordon and she kept ranting about how the ape was always eating her oreos and shitting on her porch.
pricolatino (Free to Dlist) | 06.09.06 - 6:53 pm | #
You've been luring Mrs. Smith to bake for you with the power of your dirtstar, haven't you?
Mrs. Smith bakes all my pies. She does a much better job than me!
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 6:53 pm | #
GO OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 6:53 pm | #
I'm sick and staying with my daughter. RUN MPC, RUN!!!!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 6:54 pm | #
if i had orangutan shit on my porch i'd be homicidal!
Blue Rose Hates the Flu | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 6:55 pm | #
oh, i hope you feel better. my son is with his mom. *missing son *
Where do you have a choice of going, Mike?
If it's anything like my mom's one-horse town, that would be 6 taverns, 6 churches or jail.
Mike, I will loan you all my teenagers. Trust me, you won't be lonely any more!
he'll be back on sunday. *looking forward to skateboarding and playing ps2*
i cook ok
and i keep cooking only because hub and daughter really appreciate it and say it aloud!!!
there's nothing more pleasurable than watching someone you love enjoy something you cooked just for them...
I cook okay, too. Especially homemade soups and breads and cookies. Just not pies. I can't make good pies to save my life.
then they'd go deaf again
jayne | 06.09.06 - 5:11 pm | #
that is the funniest comment!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 6:57 pm | #
not much choice. lexington has a great comedy club but i went there last week. i was thiking about hitting the mall.
HA Christina! You go, bitch!
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 6:57 pm | #
Now, don't get me wrong: I LOVE my daughter to pieces, but a hyper 7 yo is not neccessarily the key to rest and rejuvenation. lol
6 taverns, 6 churches or jail.
in that order!
i was thiking about hitting the mall.
mpcmike
Well, while you're there, I could use some diamond earrings...
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 7:00 pm | #
i like doing homemade pasta and pizza, must be my italian genes!!!
LOL!!!!!
I'm a slave! somebody give me freedom. AAAHHHHHHH.
i'm staying home tonight but hub is going to meet his blog friends!!!!
i wish i could do that!!!!
Whatsamatta, Daya?
Blue Rose Hates the Flu | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 7:01 pm | #
ooh, i know. but when you have a 13yr old, you'll miss the 7yr.old.
Hi there Daya!!!!
where are you????
Dayanara | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 7:03 pm | #
What's all the hubbub, bub?
I haven't been able to Dlist all day....I feel like a fish out of the tank. I gotta go cook dinner.
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 7:02 pm | #
sure, anything else? i'm a slave to the mall.
Vanina, I went to Scotland with a friend I met online. We "knew" each other online in a Scottish chatroom. and on the phone for over a year, first, tho. But we met up with all our Scottish chat pals and it was a BLAST!!
Plus, I wrote a book set in Scotland after and got to write if off my taxes.
i know how you feel Daya, yesterday my conexion was down and i really thought i was going to get sick!!!!
sure, anything else? i'm a slave to the mall.
mpcmike |
Let's see. Leather boots. Bustier. Whip... oh, wait, wrong list!
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 7:04 pm | #
I've heard. I'm not sure if I can survive the mix of psychotic hormones and rampaging blood sugar levels.
i like doing homemade pasta and pizza, must be my italian genes!!!
LOL!!!!!
vanina Go Argentina Go!!!! | 06.09.06 - 7:02 pm | #
i'm in love!
I've heard. I'm not sure if I can survive the mix of psychotic hormones and rampaging blood sugar levels.
Blue Rose Hates the Flu
Lawd, yes! It should be legal to lock them in the closet from 13 until they're about 23! LOL!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 7:06 pm | #
that's so cool!!!!
i knew one of my friend that way, only he lived here and when he came to Bs. As he came to visit me!!!!
we had a great time!!!
i miss him so!!!!
Blue Rose Hates the Flu | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 7:08 pm | #
they haven't released yet, but i can see them bubbling beneath the surface.
I'm eating a big bowl of Runts candies right now. Except I've substituted all the blue ones for Xanax. Is that bad?
I've heard. I'm not sure if I can survive the mix of psychotic hormones and rampaging blood sugar levels.
Blue Rose Hates the Flu | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 7:08 pm | #
I should clarify that she's diabetic, lol.
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 7:07 pm | #
there's a hustler hollywood in lexington, too.
My youngest teenager is bipolar, Blue Rose. Add anything extra to the teen years, and it's a double nightmare. OY!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 7:11 pm | #
Ugh. That sucks, Bug Spray. Hope he/ she is doing ok.
Blue Rose Hates the Flu | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 7:10 pm | #
my sister's diabetic, we worry about her, but she's fine.
She's okay for the moment. But that can change in the blink of an eye.
i'm in love!
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 7:08 pm | #
well...maybe i could let you feel the texture of a freshly made dough...
LOL!!!!
400 hits about christina, is that bad?
She's had it since she was 2, so we've got it under control at this point, and she's tough as a boot, but it still sucks some times.
vanina Go Argentina Go!!!! | 06.09.06 - 7:14 pm | #
mama mia!
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 7:14 pm | #
Just a normal last post of the day on Dlisted, lol.
Blue Rose Hates the Flu | Homepage |
Your daughter is very lucky to have you as her mom!!!
vanina Go Argentina Go!!!! | 06.09.06 - 7:15 pm | #
Now let's not get all gooey here. Thanks Vanina.
Okay, I HAVE TO HAVE one of these:
http://p102.ezboard.com/
ffreekat...icID=2306.topic
Blue Rose Hates the Flu | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 7:15 pm | #
people get mad at us, but honestly, have you seen some of the other blogs? 1000 posts of people being smartasses and hating each other.
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 7:17 pm | #
*ordering paris hit me shirt*
mpcmike | 06.09.06 - 7:19 pm | #
I have. I can see why some sites have closed their comments sections down.
Alright I'm back...For a little bit anyways.
GAG-UILERA
Wow... I just realized that Sunday is hubby and my 29th anniversary. (I'm not that old. I got married when I was 9!)
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 7:21 pm | #
did my e-mail work?
people get mad at us, but honestly, have you seen some of the other blogs? 1000 posts of people being smartasses and hating each other.
mpcmike
Yeah, which is why I hang out here. Dlisters for the most part, are funny and intelligent and caring people. Far, far above the caliber you find on all the other gossip blogs.
fucking conexion, it's taking me forever to read the threads!!!
MPC...yes it did. I responded.
Welcome Back, My Pookie. Got your email reply.
You know, I've been to a couple other blogs and man alive people are mean outside of here!
Blue Rose Hates the Flu | Homepage | 06.09.06 - 7:25 pm
YAY! It went to my junk mail for some stupid reason but it's good now.
Just waiting to see mpcMike's handsome southern mug *winks*
You know, I've been to a couple other blogs and man alive people are mean outside of here!
My Pookie
And don't forget stoopid!
Bug...
There's one out there (I won't disrespect MK by saying it's name) that is INFESTED with kids. I don't go there anymore because of it. You get on there and say one thing and instantly you are bombarded with lame comments such as:
Your fat!
You suck asswipe!
you no yo want to suk my dick
Things like that. Please note the spelling errors are on purpose.
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 7:29 pm | #
Bet I know which one it is, lmao.
everybody has their chance to comment on the topic at hand. after that, what do you do? die? talking about stuff is better than saying "you suck" or in the case of perez, everybody saying how much they hate perez.
Well, I can tell you it's NOT perez. I never go to that site. It's too I don't know..."love me love me love me! I'm the great Perez!" Blech.
I have an educated guess on that one, too Pookie! LOL!!
Well, I'm out to chill for a while and catch up on my 75 emails in my inbox and all the HGTV shows on my DVR. LOL!
See you guys and gals later, and maybe this weekend if any of us are on!
Loves ya!
No, she really said that shit???
LMAO
Who is she kidding, she gives all that money to company who makes hearing aids cause when she TRIES to hit those high notes she busts up all the works in those electronic ears. She doesn't want a big class action lawsuit!!!
Next the ASPCA will be on her ass for her singing being the reason why good pets go bad!!!
Fucking deluded twat
pookie - noooooo kidding. that's why I love it here.
sorry I was responding to this:
"You know, I've been to a couple other blogs and man alive people are mean outside of here!"
Same here alosha.
Bye Bug!!! I'll email you!
Bye Bug Spray!
Hi Alosha!
My Pookie
I've only been to Perez's site twice, and god, I just can't take it there.
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.09.06 - 7:33 pm | #
later, e-mail me!
The couple times I was on there I didn't even comment. I just didn't like it.
Off topic(BWAHA!)- one good thing about being sick, is you can sit on your ass and play video games and no one gives a damn, lol.
I'm sorry you are sick Blue! That sucks!
You know, I haven't been sick in years.
*knocks on wood*
I don't know why. I would like to think that it's 1)I quit smoking 2)I take echinacea 3)Well, I don't have a three. I just looked good to have a 3.
Thanks My Pookie. That's great you haven't been sick. I need to quit smoking, but I just can't get the right mindset, I guess.
Well, I went to Oman during a little operation called Desert Fox/Desert Thunder. Brought back a very unfriendly virus that stayed with me for 6 months. I started taking echinacea to boost my immune system because the nice USAF docs wouldn't do anything for me. Then, about a year later I quit smoking. Haven't even had a cold since. I don't take the echinacea every day though. Only like once every six months for about 2 weeks.
Guys, I'm outta here. I'll talk to you later.
By My Pookie! I think I'm going to try and see if I can get a nap or something. Bye anyone else who's still here.
All righty then!
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 7:29 pm |
No disrespecty to Mk but could you please tell me which blog you're talking about?
My Pookie | 06.09.06 - 7:29 pm |
No disrespecty to Mk but could you please tell me which blog you're talking about?
I never did like her body shape.
OH.MY.GOD. I have heard it all now. And I don't even wear one of them there hearing aid thingy's.
more people should tongue-punch her dirt-star.... where do I take a number?
I hate her kind of singing, but I still think that quote kicks ass. Good for her.
thats a funny quote. glad she doesnt consider herself the next savior because she does a little bit of charity work. I love her voice but hate her singing style.
It looks like she trying to take a crap on stage.
What a stuck up bitch!
I hate her, but love her at the same time..
i guess something's funny when it's taken out of context.
you people are lame.
pathetic.
Where is the logic? I know I've had a long day but I still think she makes no sense.
Hi Bonnie Blue!
I would rather she gave money to a company that makes devices that impair your hearing when she sings
Hey Nikita.
I actually think she has a fantastic voice.
Hi, everyone!
I think she is a great singer, she just over does it a bit when performing.
I think that she has a great voice and can sing live unlike most of the others! I give her credit
and hi Shondi or anyone else that is here
Hi, sloan!
It's pretty lonely here tonight, I see...
It's Friday night...I only went out for about 2 hours from 10:30 -12:30 and am still away and my guy is busy on his laptop too....what are you up to?
It's Friday night...I only went out for about 2 hours from 10:30 -12:30 and am still away and my guy is busy on his laptop too....what are you up to?
Just chillin with the kids! Fridays and Saturdays are movie and games nights, so they can stay up as late as they want...they are playing Battleship right now. Husband asleep. Me bored. What are you up to?
I don't know what I meant by "am still away"...I just read that
God, I sound like such a mommy...ugh!!!
Ah...our kids are gone for 1 month...so we went out but we are not the crazy people that we used to be but I think we feel that we should go out because we can....I am searching for cruises now and he is probably playing a game...weekends kids never want to sleep
Drunk, sloan?
couple of drinks but not drunk
That was in regards to the 1 am post, btw...
I know...I read it after I posted it and I was like WTF??
How old are the kids?
We were looking for vacation spots today, too...need to get away!
Good for you for going out! I wish we could get out more often but we have no babysitter unless we drive 50 miles away to take them to my parents house.
Kids are 9, 7, and almost 5 (on Monday) All boys...yours?
I have lived with my guy for 4yrs but they are his with his ex wife and a 12 yr old boy and and 8 yr old girl...We are in Fl and they are in MO with his ex for the month
The boy is easy....the girl is like a tazmanian devil
I decided that 8 is the perfect age because they are smart enough for games but not to good to hang out with you and play...they are still your friend and they aren't too cool
I've heard sooo mny people say that boys are easier than girls...guess I got lucky! You are right about 8 being a good age...in my case my 9 yr old is still in that phase, but I know it will end soon
Where are you from?
I am in FL
Houston, sorry to say!
Hello sloan and Shondi
Bored?
San Antonio, if anyone cares.
Where is that Sassy Ass?
Hi Meramari,
Yep...looking up cruises for next month...whatcha up to
Hey, mera! Long time, no type! Yes, bored...what's going on in SA?
I think she was busy today but her cable was fixed...we called each other the last few days but not today...her husband just got home
Tryif to numb out my brain with senseless gossip. Too much thinking for the past month. Yuckkk it hurts when I think and much more when it relates to work.
Some days I don't want to read about goofy stuff, and I really want to read about celebrity gossip, so I go to http://www.hollywoodgrind.com
Anyone here? I'm all fucked up
Shodi, we have Texas Folklife Festival theis weekend... TOO dumb and damn hot. They moved it from August to June so it would not be as hot. Huh???
Speaking of cruises, did y'all hear about that guy who dissapeared off that Royal Carribean cruise? That was a strange story.
Mera, that was smart of them! June is so not hot in San Antonio!
My guy doesnt get that gossip is like a soap opera that you can lose yourself in and forget about your own problems
Sorry about all the typos
*Shondi*
*Trying*
Good for you Jack. You should have a well rounded cyber cultural experience.
That couple on the Royal cruise were drinking this alcohol calle Absithine (sp) thats not legal here and it makes the story more bizarre...I watched a few shows on him and it is strange
i meant called
Absinthe? (sp? also) Wow, I didn't know they still made that
sloan w/ face transplant | 06.10.06 - 1:35 am | #
Isn't that made from wormwood ro something?
Why am I still up? I'm dying, I need the rest, lol
Hi Blue Rose,
I am not sure what is in it...they advertise it on tuckermax.com and gorillamask.net and some other websites...I have never tried it
Shondi exactly. What the hell are they thinking it hot from February to November here. I am originally from Laredo so I am used to 127 degrees year round. Air condition is our best friend. The biggest festival held in Laredo is held in February in honor of George Washington. Laredo was part of Mexico during that time but what the hell anything for a party.
Does it get humid in TX like Fl....Fl is unbearable
Heuy Blue Rose, you are right. It is made from wormwood. I read the story in Vanity Fair. It was a bit sloppy but strange nevertheless.
Hi Sloan. I've tried it, once. You have to sweeten it first, otherwise, Blech!
I know, mera, I am so spoiled on air conditioning...to think my parents lived here in Houston without it as children...ACK!!
Blue Rose, you have the flu? So sorry!
Not here sloan but Houston is a bad hair town. Get that gel and pull it back.
Does it get humid in TX like Fl....Fl is unbearable
sloan w/ face transplant | 06.10.06 - 1:41 am | #
I don't know about the rest of the state, but east Texas in the summer is muggy as all getout. And the mosquitoes, GOD!
It's fucking humid here, sloan...the air is sooo heavy
Shondi | 06.10.06 - 1:42 am | #
Thanks Shondi. I've got a death-grip on my Nyquil and dramamine bottles, so I should be ok, lol.
Blue Rose, do you live near Odessa/Midland? That dirt smells like oil, I tell you!
Same here and major mosquitoes...it is awful and it is to hot to sit by the pool... the pool is even really warm
You are right about the mosquitos, Blue Rose...you had the grandpa from Trinity, right?
I have great hair in Ca(dry air) because it is curly and I blow it straight so summer here is not my friend...guess I wont visit Tx any summer
last night me, the kids, and husband were outside in the pool and bats kept swooping down to drink the pool water...we were freaking out!
Blue Rose,
How did you get the flu in the summer??
Did you all read about that car cash mixup? I read it in the paper but there's an article in the INFAMOUS People magazine issue out this week. The whole situation is so sad.
what car cash or crash mixup?
I saw the cover of People with that story on it, mera, but I refuse to buy that rag...I need to look it up, it sounds strange
Sloan I also prefer my hair straight even though it is naturally curly. By the end of the day though its pulled back in a bun or a french twist. My hair is a Gemini like me. By the end of the day it's curly on one side straight in the front and "we will wait and see" on the other.
Gemini hair...I like that...I am with a Gemini...He smokes and if you go out in Fl you have to smoke outside so you can imagine what my looks like at the end of the night....I get in the car and yell at him that he didnt tell me how bad it ended up
Damn computer froze. I hate that.
meramari | Homepage | 06.10.06 - 1:45 am | #
From around Tyler/ Longview. main smells here are roses and cattle, lol.
Shondi-Yep, my gramps was from Trinity. He lived by the lake, and in the summer I think Trinity was hands-down the most humid place I've ever been, lol.
My hair is in a constant stat of "we will wait and see" It's mostly straight, slightly wavy when I don't do anything to it...I lust after that whole Shakira curly-wild-sexy look, but it ain't happening...
*constant state
Sloan/Shondi/Blue (if you are not passed out)
There was an accident involving a Taylor university van and a tractor-trailer resulting in five deaths, two gravelly injured. One of the dead was id'd as one of the dead and vice versa. The dead girls parents stayed with the gravelly injured girl thinking it was their daughter for five weeks. The injured girls parents buried the girl they presumed was their daughter but she was actually recuperating. Oh I am getting dizzy.
Blue Rose, what was (is?) his last name, if you don't mind my asking? Trinity is so small, I might have known of him.
That is a terrible crash! All of you are from Tx....odd!
Wow, that is sad, mera...I can't imagine going through something like that
Shondi | 06.10.06 - 2:01 am | #
His name was Bill Dillard. I'm not sure how long he lived there, actually. His work had him all over the place.
Shondi | 06.10.06 - 1:51 am | #
Shondi, I knew I needed to take a break from work when I found myself buying a large box of Flavor-Ice (non fattening), the National Enquirer and People. I neede my pea brain to shut down for a while.
That crash and the aftermath are the stuff nightmares are made of. I can't fathom dealing with something like that.
One of the dead was id'd as one of the dead and vice versa
that should be one of the dead was id'd as on of the injured
thanks, Blue...it's not often that I find a Trinity connection!
mmm...flavor-ice! You can get a box of like 100 for like $2.50, right?
meramari | Homepage | 06.10.06 - 2:03 am | #
I used to LIVE on Flavor-ice in the summer.
It sound awful. The looming question is how could the parents of the dead girl not realize the girl they were with for five weeks was NOT their daughter?! I would come back and spook my parents. I'd be pissed. JK
sloan, in regards to the Texas thing, we are everywhere! There are several d listers that are Texans that I have chatted with
I have to fight my kids for the purple ones.
my guy loves flavor ice and they dont sell it near us and we have to drive 1/2 an hour to a walmart to get a huge box for him
I know Spin is from Tx too
One of the weirdest things about that crash. When I was watching the story on the news, when they went back to the anchor, she looked like the pictures they showed of the 2 girls. That freaked me out even more.
Shondi, you are right Scout, sammy, morticia,...oh oh brain freeze
Yeah, that is weird that they didn't know that wasn't their daughter, could you imagine not knowing? Not judging, I'm sure they were horrified to find out the truth...I feel so bad for them.
Tabatha, Scout and Sammy are from Tx. I think there's more, but I can't think of who.
I love the orange ones myself!
sloan, Spin lives about 20 miles from me...small world
sloan w/ face transplant | 06.10.06 - 2:08 am | #
YOu should buy a pallet and sell them to the neighborhood kids. God, I think I did that in third grade.
I guess I will get the magazine now to read the story...that is insane
The injured girls face was messed up, but not to sound weird, but at this point, I know where every mark, scar, freckle, etc. is on my daughter. I'd like to think I could tell, but with that state of mind, who knows?
Neighborhood kids??? The majority of people by me are 60 and up...I know of one other family with kids near me. I couldnt make the $2.49 back
Blue Rose, she did have swelling, a tracheotomy, her head was bandaged up and tubes coming out everywhere. She was also in a coma so her eyes were closed and she could not speak. It must have been awful for the parents and frustrating for the surving girl.
Blue Rose Hates the Flu | Homepage | 06.10.06 - 2:13 am | #
Exactly! I was trying to imagine one of my boys (God forbid) in that situation and wondering how I could possibly NOT KNOW...I guess there is way more to the story than I realize. I'll have toblook it up tomorrow.
sloan, you can sell them as aphrodisiacs.
Well, goodnight everyone! and get better Blue Rose...It's getting late here!
*to look...sheesh, the typos tonight!
Good night, sloan!
Night Sloan. I think I'd best be crawling off to bed myself. Night Meramari and Shondi.
*surviving girl*
O hell I am amongst friends. Please forgive my sloppy typing.
Yeah, I'm getting sleepy myself...sweet dreams, everyone!
I will also say good night. I have some shopping to do. Bye ladies.
YOO AR SOME EARLY BIRDS
KARL URBAN H A H A H A HA HA HA
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^^^^ enlightening.
I doubt Xtina would say this...she's cocky and crazy but that's just obnoxious.
Her new song sounds lame.
She has the pipes but it does no good if the song sounds like shit.
Anyone who thinks christina isn't amazing is retarded.
Great quote love her even more know. This is the kinda of thing old Hollywood stars would say, people like Bette Davis. Great you go girl.
It's a joke, you assholes. Doesn't anyone have any fucking sense?
Tony | 06.09.06 - 5:14 pm |
Don't bother some people here are kinda stupid.
She should also help blind people see because witnessing such an over the top failure to be sexy is like, once in a lifetime.
yeah. more people need to hear her sing...like some of the bitches sitting in the audience at the mtv movie awards where this pic was taken. get that bitch chestica a hearing aid..and ashanti..please
Omg.
That's......smart.
So you give them hearing aids and then they can hear you sing? I don't get it, I would think they'd prefer to be deaf actually...especially if Paris just came out with an album...it makes me wish I were deaf too!
A bit full of herself, isn't she?
that rules. that bitch is the shit!!!!!!
Bitch tore it up at the MTV Movie Awards, though.
Don't bother some people here are kinda stupid.
ABC | 06.10.06 - 7:53 am | #
you can go fuck yourself abc. go and lick madonnas crusty smelly twat you stupid little bitch. go on. go fuck yourself good and hard like a submissive dog. you and your god whore vagonna.
My ears are still ringing from her dolphin screaching voice. If you need to talk about yourself like that, it shows insecurity.
Also, when you need to channel a past celebrity to isolate your image from the other talent, it shows her inability to have her own style.
As Homer Simpson would say... Yeeeigh!!
Bitch is sexy and can SING. So she's not lacking in the confidence department, so what? If Kanye West can boast that he is better than all his fellow hip-hop artists, and be LAUDED for it, why can't Christina? Think about it.
Ummm..ok
hahaha!! I love it x-tina.
Umm, Christy...I think the hearing aid company likes the fact that your giving money. But can't you figure it out yet. They don't want to hear you sing cuz you really suck
i love her voice. she is a really great singer. but i wanna see her another hair style and make up.
"more like wail"
lol.. that says it all
She did not say that
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