Dayum! I wish someone would draw me a bod like that.
Who the fuck is she?
Photoshop is a glorious thing!
AIRBRUSHED MUCH?!
The world according to photoshop...
Seriously, who IS this tramp and why is she famous??? What the hell kind of TV show was she on? How old is she even?
Seriously, who IS this tramp and why is she famous??? What the hell kind of TV show was she on? How old is she even?
andrea | 06.10.06 - 8:48 am | #
She was on MTV'S LAUGNA BEACH a reality show about a bunch of lil rich kids doing what ever they want. She is about 18 or 19, and to boot she comes off as nasty backstabbing boyfriend stealing lot of sex having ho.
Ah. She'd be hot if she wasn't so generic.
oh yeah and MORING ALL!!!
Teenagers watch that show I believe.Yes,thats right,aspire to be a stupid ho girls!Doctors,lawyers,teachers and nurses are SOOO lame 
I liked her on Laguna Beach because she was a bitch. Yeah this pic had def. been photoshopped and that hair is a mess.
She looks alot thinner huh fancy???
She looks alot thinner huh fancy???
Bitchin is life
Yeah she does and taller.
I love Kristen. She made Laguna Beach interesting to watch. She's a pretty girl...I don't know why they basically drew her. She made out with every guy on the show, but I don't really think she qualifies as a hoe?
Seriously, though....what the hell is a Bongo?
Wow, she really does look great. Good for her.
where do they sell Bongo?
She's pretty but ordinary. Not yet convinced of some talent, though
seriously cuz i'm so confused...who is this strumpet again? and why? and what? and again, why?
I think that guy looks hot.
He's the model, right?
I dont know why I like the bitch so much. But I do. Yeah.
Kristen is 5'2". Either they found the world's sexiest midget, it's not her body or it's been photoshopped to hell.
oh shes awful. golddigging cunt, if i ever saw one.
she has aonky eye in the first one
She is so utterly boring. She just looks like she doesn't know what she is doing, why she is famous, and who she is. Her face is just plain and so what if her body is magnificent...so are most famous people's. GO AWAY REALITY SHOW TEET SUCKERS.
I don't get the fascination with this girl. She looks like half the girls I went to high school with (in So Cal). Actuall she might not even be THAT pretty.
she's annoying.
Anyone else think the second pic is a Nick and Jessica ripoff? That's her only real claim to semi-fame, ripping off Jess......not that I'm team Jess!
Yeah, the body's definitely photoshopped. Same proportions and everything as me, and I'm 5'10.
god shes ugly. i dont understand how everyone thinks shes soooo pretty. shes not even average. even her body which everyone makes such a fuss about is not hot, it has a weird proportion. and shes a skanky ho anyway. and these photos are so photoshopped. whatever.
airbrush and photoshop are your friend, looks like nick lachey when he was 25 or something....mmmmm....
who the hell is this?
If she was attractive, I'd google to find out.
Oh well
I don't understand why they don't encourage this girl to go to school and get an education.
another baby ho looking like she's 30...
so instead of going to college after HS she started doing the sucky sucky on ad execs to keep famous. reality tv destroys lives.
14:58...14:59....
Kristin Cavallari = boring, talentless, thief.
In that first pice, she looks like Heather Locklear back in her TJHOOKER/DYNASTY days.
GO YANKEES
This is a celebrity?
Empty talentless nothinghead. Don't even waste the space on her.
oh my gawd! this ho has the same artist as Mariah "Fatass" Carey and Kimmora "Tranzy" Simmons. These bitches swear they are serving us Jessica rabbit of the new millenium.
shoooooort legs
i like the way they have a bit of a Nick Lachey lookalike for the male model... lol
Buy our Bongo jeans and you can be an airhead ho too!
bongo=haute couture for the trailer park crowd
where the fuck do they even sell bongo?
i bought a bongo skirt in '93 at 5-7-9
no, it was a shirt. my bad...
Um, I've watched enough America's Next Top Model to judge that Kristin's face is totally unconvincing. It doesn't make me wanna go out and BUY any Bongo Jeans, tee hee.
the second photo is a total rip off of britney spears rolling stones cover from a couple of years ago
Loved the annoying was she would say STEEVOON
annoying way she would say STEEVOON
Her head is massive.
can someone tell me why she is famous? or is she famous at all?
Wow. This is bordering on soft porn. Ugh. Life is just not fair. The girl was born rich, and just to keep it going, her daddy gets her a gig on MTV. And then from there, she gets modeling jobs and her own shows that bomb, obviously because she has no real talent. That just burns me up.
I saw the show for the first time yesterday on MTV Canada. Very boring show. It's like their lines and scenes are set up. Kristin seemed very average so I don't know what the hype is about. The episode I saw, LC seemed cuter and more interesting.
kupcake- I know what you mean. Everything seems staged on that show. But I am obsessed with it for some reason. It's weird because I remember talking to my friends a lot in high school. They seem to just look at each other a lot and laugh. They never really talk about anything except which girl was with which boy. And that one dude from last season (the one with the goatee that was playing around on L.C.) he just seems like a dope! He never has anything intelligent to say. LOL
Could they at least airbrush her an ass?
I live for this ho (minus the airbrushing) shes white rich trash at its finest ...nothing like white people looking dumb for a change , yaayyyyy America
let'a all stop giving this girl any press or attenion- we are creating another Paris this way.
SHE IS USELESS
For a clothing ad shouldn't she be wearing clothes?
Just more evidence that UK sluts are the best. My respect for their craft only grows as more wannabe Yank whores come crawling out of the gutter with cum-stained panties 'round their ankles. I propose that instead of trying to launch Paris Hilton's singing career, we work on bringing back Samantha Fox. She was fucking hot and a true whore!
I live for this ho (minus the airbrushing) shes white rich trash at its finest ...nothing like white people looking dumb for a change , yaayyyyy America
syke-O-sis | 06.10.06 - 6:39 pm | #
and YOU obviously are BEYOND DUMB! loser!
andrea, wow. Are we still called Yanks? Is that like Bridget Jonesing?
I like Laguna Beach
HELLLLOOOOOOO airbrush....i am SO over this fucking girl. TEAM LC LOL
What the fuck is this donkey face doing on this website. She is a TRANNY MAN.
Why would they put her name on the posters like that? I they afraid that people wouldn't know who she is?
as ever
Miles Massey
Kris is no Rachel Bilson, but she's a good knock down from Madome Barton. If I wasn't married... They'd be hitt'n on me! I'm the funniest guy that had a TV SHOW on TV! So I'm reading the paper and I see this ad. It says "former funny man had a hot sitcom in the 80's will work for jello". So I said, who who could that be? Why it's Leo Part 9,aka Bill Cosby!
Ugg... well if Kristen can get half naked for some money, how much more will it cost before she dates Hugh Hefner? Good news for guys that like blondes, ban news if your not Hugh "Huffy" Hefner....
Well they painted Kristin Cavallari a smoking body. It's just too bad they couldn't paint her some talent to go along with it.
Omg, I like Kristen but these ads are awful. She doesn't even look like herself. They make her look "fat" in a way---too Mariah Carey-ish.
Kristen seems cool otherwise...a bit catty sometimes but aren't we all.
Just more evidence that UK sluts are the best. andrea | 06.10.06 - 7:49 pm | #
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Uh, no. Not even. Our ugliest whores are still 10X better than your hottest whores. Engish people are fucking ugly and I have the porn mags to prove it.
ahahah bongo jeans are cheap...bought a pair for 19.99 $
I'm American.
Uhmmm, If she's 18-19 why is she posing nude, it's not full frontal but it's still nude on the top part! Seriously, my pareant would kill me if I did that at that age.
She looked so much hotter on Laguna - I think it's the hair....
Why in the fuck does Hollywood and the public pay attention to generic people like this skank. I mean what makes them catch the eye of anyone. This girl has a dirty, slutty, drug abusing whore vibe to me.
Maybe I just answered my own question on why people like this get attention and fame.
Great touch-up job, though. I want me some of that!!!! 
She looks like 1/2 of Hollywood -- no big deal, even with the Photoshopping.
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