It was clearly a Worst Dressed Contest.
No other explanation.
that film coupled with beyond the valley of the dolls are camp classics
looks like a party for the dvd re-release on tuesday
GOD! That is just so sad.
Just a bigger mess the more you scroll down, very sad.
Poor MJH I think pregnancy took her fashion sense away...maybe she should hire a stylist???
Am I the only one who thinks that Donna Mills is gay?
MJH is reminding me of that moment on the Simpsons where Marge tries to borrow a dress from Patty and Selma...
Melissa hart is a whiter shade of pale...
No, I always thought that Donna Mills was gay.
LOL... I think the object was to dress in somewhat of a costume. Notice the dummy ... I think Donna wore the wig because it does look like the hair on little girls dolls... i.e Barbie. A couple of the women are dressed in 70;s clothes as wel. Take note of the ones holding "pills". Think of the subject matter of the book.
Why does Donna Mills look like a cardboard cutout in all the pics??
Hey Mindy Cohn, if you are 100 pounds overweight, you generally shouldn't wear NEON PLAID FLOOR LENGTH. With boa. Ok.
Aw I feel so bad for Melissa Joan Hart. She was my idol on Sabrina and Clarissa.
they're in costume, right?
Thats sad. It obvious Donna Mills has cancer and has to wear a wig to hide the effects of chemo.
Ugh. That wig has to go!
Scout, where's your chestica avie? That was THE best! MK, LMFAO!!! You rock!
Sorry, that was me posting as anonymous. I'm on a different computer today.
oh yeah, I forgot.
what's mindy holdong..looks like apill bottle
holding rather
This is just one big old mess.
Scout..that's hilarious!
they're holding pill bottles because they're props.
Thanks Bonnie!
and Mindy Cohn is fighting a perscription pill addiction. She can't even put the bottle down to perform.
i just want to know why i wasn't invited to such an event....i'm sure my 15 minutes of fame of would've fit in as nicely as mindy's frock...
MK, you are hilarious!!
my Barbie's had better hair than Donna Mills
That ain't no diet pill scrip! Katie, it probably had better hair even after your dog got a hold of it!
Mindy Cohn! Oh MK, you made my fucking month!
Is that a Paris blowup doll behind Mindy?
actually thses outfits look like rejects from my daughter's old dress up clothes..
Looks like Mindy's had some work done on her face. Why not a lap band or whatever too? Bless her heart.
MJH went and got a dress but didn't wash her hair. Why?
Lawwwd, Donna needs to get her chest sandblasted... it's all leathery and moley and stuff. Ew.
Why, oh why, will Melissa Joan Hart not WASH HER HAIR?! She wouldn't look THAT bad if she wasn't so greasy.
Donna Mills looks like her head has been photoshopped onto her body!
As a former Knots Landing fan, I'm glad to see that Donna is still alive
how is it that donna can spackle the makeup on ger face to perfection and miss her entire chest area?....
What the hell was Melissa thinking?!
why is the chick from facts of life dressed like mrs. swan?????
Is that a Paris blowup doll behind Mindy?
Belle | Homepage | 06.10.06 - 10:16 am | #
Belle, you totally read my mind. Its like the episode of "Real Sex" with the life-size, life-like sex dolls...the My Buddy series for grown ups.
I feel dirty.
If this was the cast for the reading, clearly Donna Mills was playing the Helen Lawson role, who has her WIG ripped off by Neely O'hara in that famous scene in the Ladies Room. That would explain the bad wig....they did a reading of a camp classic, with a camp cast...having recovering drug addict like Mackenzie Phillips, makes even funnier.
is that lady in black promoting some pills?
When Melissa Joan Hart is the best looking out of the bunch, you know you're at a real fug fest.
Whoa, Ted Casablanca was there too, the one on the center of the last pic - suddenly the whole Toothy Tile thing seems like mmm. Damn
Good heavens! Isn't that Bobby Trendy on the far left, next to the old geezer on Mindy's right?
They did scrape the bottom of the barrel for this!
Looks like Mindy mugged a senior citizen to get their bedspread to wear.
this is a damb shame!
the whole costume thing makes sense and all, but did they have to pick costumes that were that unfortunate?
Donna, Donna, Donna. So sad. She has officially reached 'the old clown stage'. That's the one where you put on the ugly wigs and the excessively clownish makeup and then leave the house thinking you're hot shit. It usually starts in your late 40's early 50's and runs out of control from there.
MJH is reminding me of that moment on the Simpsons where Marge tries to borrow a dress from Patty and Selma...
andrea | 06.10.06 - 8:51 am | #
ha! i was trying to place it.
marge: "this one's a little 'peppery' for me."
selma: "it started out as a halloween costume, now it's found its way into my regular rotation."
btw, i weigh 115, and i wouldn't touch mindy's dress with a 10-foot clown pole.
they sell those boas at the craft store.
funniest.post.ever.
How I LOVED that movie. Best trash that I ever read.
anon | .06. .10 .06 11:31am |
Yes Neely Ohara ripping of that wig, great trash!
GO YANKEES 
Is Mindy Cohn holding a pill bottle?
Is she hooked on pills?
~
Mills' face looks good but yeah that is a REALLY BAD WIG! Looks like something from a yard sale.
Mindy Cohn and Mackenzie rocks!!! Donna Mills should be shot with that dimestore wig on her head. I seen Rupaul with a more realistic hairdo.
Is Mindy Cohn still in the running for hot slut of 2006?! I hope so.
This is awesome. And I am starting a line of yellow yarn wigs!
I think the costumes and pill bottle are from the show. But I am sure that Melissa Joan Hart owns a dress like that or took it home.
Oh. My. Eyes.
You know Donna Mills thinks she's still that hot slut blonde in the cul de sac that every married and single male neighbor wants to bone. She is deluded. Isn't she pushing 70? Ha! Check out her granny hand.
I think the red vinyl dress is kind of fun ...
the red vinyl dress should only be worn with a yellow yarn wig to complete the look
With the exception of "Natalie" because Facts of Life was the SHIT... yuck, yuck, motherfuckin' YUCK, all down the damn line. M. Joan Hart KNOWS better than that plastic monstrosity she wore!!!
alec mapa you little mink I see you there at the end. i don't care what they say, i loved you in connie and carla! 
Are you kidding? Mackenzie looks FABULOUS! Best I've ever seen her.
Fine, and w/ the exception of Mackenzie too... but I'm not budging on M. Joan Hart. lol.
aaww robert gant.. missing my qaf
Knots Landing best night time soap EVER!!! Thursday nights 10pm CBS. Loved every soul that set foot in the cul de sac!!!!!
i think they thought it was a cattle call for THE SURREAL LIFE
What the fuck is this crap.
I took a crap this morning that had more star power than this.
MJH's husband is HOT!!! I'd hit it EVERY day and EVERY night!!!!
Are you sure this isn't the new cast of "The Sureal Life"?
Is that Paris Hilton in the background. Haw Haw
How wrong. Valley of the Dolls was an awesome book and movie. Who the hell invited this freak show to do readings of it? Donna Mills should have stayed in hiding.
I see no one that comes close or even within miles of Sharon Tate's beauty.
I swear to God I actually thought that first picture was a wax mannequin
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. MINDY FUCKING COHEN. THATS WHY I FUCKING LOVE YOUR CRAZY SEXY ASS MK!!!!!! BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!
O.K. What really happened was that they all thought it was the casting call for Surreal Life 7, that's all. Just a little confusion.
Sorry Papa Joe!! I didn't see your above comment! Ahahahahaha!
The reading was a $60-$150+ per ticket fundraiser for L.A.-based Gay & Lesbian Adolescent Social Services. Donna Mills - to be 60+ she's still hot. gotta dump the wig tho.
There is something about Melissa J. Hart that I cannot STAND. I don't know what it is. I cringe whenever I see her picture.
M.K, your the funniest SHIT ever!!! How the fuck do you know about Forever 21?
****drops dead from laughter
tang wei dong-- i can't stand her, either! She's just not an attractive person. I do believe she started the wonky eye trend. mad props for that
Papa Joe- mwahahahaha! She does have wonky eye! I just never understood how she got in that Britney Spears video. She was sooo wrong for that. And Sabrina was kind of a hard show to watch. LOL I think she tries to be really cool and it just doesn't come out right. She's kind of goofy.
The cast also included a few extras from CSI, one of the Kraft service people on Desperate Housewives and a stagehand from The Beauty and the Beast touring company. Seriously, the stars were shining so bright last night at The Renberg Theater you had to wear your blue blockers!
I just peed a little at that one
Me too, Star. BTW, who is it that thinks the Kraft service people have germs and won't eat from the same table? I heard that somewhere but I don't know which star it is.
The mannekin next to Donna has a better wig than hers. Donna's fakey hair looks like she stole it from Mattel when they were about to do a production run of Fairytopia Barbies. Give it back Donna! There's a whole bunch of bald Barbies waiting!
OMG... is that Gordon Thompson from Dynasty behind MJH in the group shot? And is that Marlo Thomas standing next to MJH holding a pill bottle?
hmmmm... I looked at the picture again and am thinking that maybe it's not Marlo but Beth Howland? I hope so, cause that would be even better.
OMG I laughed so hard... great post!
I love Mindy Cohn Can't say a bad word about her...
And if they all got together in the name of a good cause, I won't rip on anyone else either.
Is that a prescription pill bottle in Mindy Cohn's hand??? Perhaps that would explain the outfit she is wearing.
Donna Mill's is still hot, and her "hair" looks great, too.
seven--what a man what a man what a mightly fine man
love your moustached man--hope he protects you
OMG- Is that Paris Hilton behind MJH???
Forget these bitches.
More Robert Gant pix!!!
beth howland? was that vera on alice?
Love the photo op of Paris Hilton and Mindy Cohn. It looks like she's wearing a gay pride muumuu and has a bottle of pills in her hands.
I can understand Mindy Cohn being there.
She has a connection to the original movie.
Patty Duke's son Mackenzie Astin was on The Facts of Life.
Donna Mills is the thinking man's icy-cool comic Joan Collins.. hee hee! The rest of the troop look like they went through the trash of a couture shop and made-do costumes with the apprentice's rejects..
Is that a prescription pill bottle in Mindy Cohn's hand??? Perhaps that would explain the outfit she is wearing.
Anonymous | 06.10.06 - 6:08 pm | #
The "Dolls" of Valley of the Dolls, are pills, not women.
Look at the guy between Mindy and Mackenzie, his eyes are glued to Mac's chest.
do we know who read which part? Sabrina Joan Hart could never do justice to Neely O'Hara and that's the only part I can think she would be playing. Sacreligous!
Monkey | 06.10.06 - 8:06 pm | #
What chest??
Q.F.E. | 06.10.06 - 8:43 pm | #
Amen, QFE.
zListers
is it me or the mannequin looks just like Parasite Hilton?
Monkey | 06.10.06 - 8:06 pm | #
What chest??
Q.F.E. | 06.10.06 - 8:43 pm | #
Amen, QFE.
Blue Rose Hates the Flu | Homepage | 06.10.06 - 8:59 pm | #
That's why I said chest, not boobs.
Now that is an event! My kind of party!
as ever
Miles Massey
When your wig is the same quality as the one the mannequin set-up behind you is wearing, please, you're really not fooling anyone.
What the fuck is this crap.
I took a crap this morning that had more star power than this.
Darth Va Jay Jay Putas | Homepage | 06.10.06 - 2:58 pm | #
ROFLMAO
what a sorry lookin crew...
they're not even "washed" up they were nothing to begin with
That's why I said chest, not boobs.
Monkey | 06.10.06 - 11:40 pm | #
Touche'.
I think Mackenzie Phillips must've ordered her ensemble and accessories out of one of the awful clothing catalogues we always get on junk mail day (i.e., Tuesday). Her whole look is very substitute teacher.
btw, i weigh 115, and i wouldn't touch mindy's dress with a 10-foot clown pole.
they sell those boas at the craft store.
libby | 06.10.06 - 12:29 pm | #
LOL, libby. "clown pole"
They sell fabric like that at the craft store, too. She totally made that dress!
God help me, the more I look at MJH's dress, the more I like it. I am filled with shame.
I think there CRAZY! It's like the fakes of life got toe-gether wit out trudi I think yor KRAZY!
Mindy, who designed that gown? Omar the Tent Maker? Damn! MJH you need a girdle or somethin'! HTH.
Droppin' Kids Off in the Pool | 06.11.06 - 3:16 am | #
Omar the tent maker!!??!!
that is frickin' space wreckage
What the fuck is this crap.
I took a crap this morning that had more star power than this.
Darth Va Jay Jay Putas | Homepage | 06.10.06 - 2:58 pm | #
LMAOx 100 I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. Owww my sides hurt. Damn you.
Good Lordy Lord! That is Ted Casablanca from E news. He got his name from the movie Valley of the dolls, so it would make sense for him to be there. Is that openly gay actor Jim J Bullock behind Ted. And I do believe that is Gordon Thompson from Dynasty. I saw his washed up mug in the Queen Latifah flick "Last Holiday". Wow they really brought out the heavyweights for this one. Oceans Thirteen got nothing on this cast of hasbeens.
Haters.
I always wanted to say that. It's as annoying to type as it is to read.
Yes folks, the Washed Up Playhouse reading of "Valley of the Dolls". At least it was for a good cause.
I read the book years ago so I can't really figure out who each is playing. Can anyone guess?
Shaquandra...but the question still remains... is that Beth Howland? (yes, nucking futs, Vera from "Alice")
Poor Melissa Joan Hart. I feel a connection to her because, although I am slightly better looking than her, I also can't seem to pull off the evening dress thing. I guess there're just some of us who were not meant to be glamourous.
I cannot stand Melissa Joan Hart either. I also don't know why--there's just something about her that makes you ANGRY and hateful. I try not to be but I am towards her.
This is a carnival/freakshow cast. I have a feeling The Valley of the Dolls will not do very well in any respect.
I think Marlo/Beth,is Laraine Newman.
I think the costume choices fit the time period of the story.
i think they thought it was a cattle call for THE SURREAL LIFE
papa joe's coke binge | Homepage | 06.10.06 - 2:51 pm | #
That was "throw back my head and laugh" funny.
Why didn't they get Joan Van Ark too? She looks flippin' SCUUURY these days.
I just had to come and say something else about that wig of Mills'....it's just really weighing heavily on my mind *snark* ...and now I'm thinking it looks just like one you might yank off a department-store manniquin.
blue rose hope you're feelin a bit better...
and oh yeah, DONNA F*CKING MILLS OMG HAHAHA... I haven't thought about heer in yeeeears. LOL.
who is the tragic mess in the middle?
who is the tragic mess in the middle?
SHAQUANDRA | 06.11.06 - 6:11 pm | #
Barbara Parkins
I think that Donna is wearing a cheap wig, because if she's reading the Helen Lawson part, it's gonna get ripped off her head.
Jeebus. I tried looking at all the pics, but I got scared and had to quickly scroll up to Bobby Gant and put my hand over that lady wearing the rug. I love his Grant/Dean/Bogart-esque perfect smile.
That Paris doll is so lifelike. Complete with the "please insert dick here and collect herpes" mouth.
Why are these particular people at this thing? I have this movie currently on my dvr, I so gotta watch it.
are they all holding up pill bottles? Probably from Mackenzie Phillips old stash.
A group of losers--how nice. I don't even know who 1/2 of them are, and don't give a shit about the other 1/2!
I didn't know Halloween was in June!
Where's Firecrotch?
I bet Mindy Cohn's a good tumbler.
...and you KNOW McKenzie Phillips can clog up a toilet. She just looks like she can lay a smelly load.
And Mepissa Joan Fart?
That yeasty crotch-rotted twat-
I bet that her big black pussy she'd pet, talk to, and feed/show off in every TV episode threw a well-deserved spell on that HEFFA. What a fat whore. She better makes sure she stays away from Dallas, as I'll Tae-Bo her fat cunt.
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