Aww bless her.She looks like fun but basically clueless.
She and Britter should team up.
He's too cute, him and SPF should have a play date.
why the hatin? She's at Disney and outside. It's not the red carpet or a fashion event.
OMG...that kid is so cute. My friend used to work for MJH...she's a really nice person. I also went to HS with her sister. REally nice people. Just sayin...
Britney is trashier. MJH gets points for a hot husband who works and MJH knows how to use a hair brush.
Adorable kid!
Wonky eye.
You have been hypnotized by her wonky eye.
Why is she famous?
Oi Fo Sho where've u been?
Do you like the new Avatar.
Papi is fine aint he.
The Wonky Eye is becoming an epidemic! Save yourselves!
she looks like one of my friends so she's 
to me. You know, she looks normal.
She could learn how to dress, but...
She looks like one of those sweetly retarded handicapable adults that collect the grocery carts in parking lots.
She has big-ass boobs. Jeezus. Britney is trashier but MJH is fuglier. Snort.
Hi Jean! I missed you! I even asked last week if anyone had seen you. Where have you been? I was off for a couple of days. The avatar is hot but still can't beat Bradley!
That red vinyl dress she wore in yesterday's post was the BEST! Has she been hot slut yet?
such a CUTE kid!!!!!!!!!!
She has big-ass boobs. Jeezus. Britney is trashier but MJH is fuglier. Snort.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 06.12.06 - 12:09 pm | #
I sooo disagree Foo! Look at her eyes and smile, waaaaay more attractive than pug face brit 
Aww cute baby. Ordinary mom.
I like her 'cause she seems normal. And her baby is soooo adorable! He looks like he's thinking "mooom, you're embarassing me!".
Where's her hubby man! I need to see more of him...
She looks like a regular Mom. Britney is trashier. As mentioned earlier, MJH knows about shampoo, conditioner and hairbrushes. Both are fug dressers, but Brit's clothes are fuglier.
Can we catch Wonky eye from surfing blogs? There's been a lot of it lately, and I'm scared...
MJH is smart about boys 
and she's a sweetie; her baby is a cutie.
The wonkiness is from being a new mommy.
there's no comparisson between this girl and brit. MJF actually gives a shit about her child and genuinely seems to love him. Brit only pretends. she actually hates her kid(s).
I think it's funny they BOTH have that lopsided smile she has.
Pageantgal - Nope. I disagree. No way could MJH be cleaned up enough to look at hot as Britney once did. I am picturing her second Rolling Stone cover where she had no shirt on. No way could MJH pull that off!
LOL I keep thinking the same thing when I see Brit now. Where she did the Lola spread. Damn near makes you tear up for what was and what IS.
Okay Foo, but who would you rather see nekkid NOW on the cover of Rolling Stone?
Oh wait, neither. Gross. Shudder.
she has the paris hilton wonky eye.
Nothing sexier than a girl who's given birth to your kid and is still plump,what a cute little kid,i'm getting broody 
Pageantgal - LOL! You are right. Neither! Poor MJH just needs to lose a few more and get a stylist and she'll be better. She was photographed in some red pleather get-up recently. It was god-awful!
That kid is CUTE!!
El Bastardo | 06.12.06 - 12:23 pm | #
I have a friend who looks just like her, sans wonkey eye. Wanna get her digits lol!
I want to touch her ginormous breasts!
I am picturing her second Rolling Stone cover where she had no shirt on. Little Bunny Foo Foo | 06.12.06 - 12:19 pm
Foo, you furry homo! 
broody? is that like Prico's chub?
I don't get the comparison to Britney. Britney was hot and inspired all sorts of pedophelia dreams in nasty old men and then TURNED INTO a skanky ho (although some of us have always known she was skanky ho). Melissa Joan Hart never attempted to be a sex symbol, has never been presented as one or taken roles as one. She has always seemed pretty damn normal and she dresses like any normal peson in So Cal on a weekend. Is it that people really do think what you see as Hollywood in the media and movies is real? Yikes - that is absolutely not true.
Jen (the Original) | 06.12.06 - 12:29 pm | #
I agree. hmph.
Don't know always liked this chic. Maybe cuz I watched her on Sabrina a long ass time ago. Maybe cuz she "appears normal" as compared to the rest of Hollywood's hos. Dunno.
Mouse - No dammit! I just meant she looked hot on that cover. Not that I wanted to jump her bones. Gross. Angelina - hell yeah. Britney - uh no thank you.
broody? is that like Prico's chub?
Tabatha Womantooth | Homepage | 06.12.06 - 12:29 pm | #
Broody-makes me want to be a dad
I'm sure Clarissa actually interacts with her child.
USA 0 Czechoslovakia 1 !!
Hi ElB!
Foo, I know that, dammit. Stop being a hareball and get me some more Red Bull.
I didn't get a chance to say it before... ElB, you're hot! So if you're ever piss drunk enough to have a homo moment... let me know.
I read an interview with her once and she professed to be a sexual freak in the bedroom. Anyone remember that?
I have a friend who looks just like her, sans wonkey eye. Wanna get her digits lol!
pageantgal | Homepage | 06.12.06 - 12:25 pm | #
I like wonky eye's,broken nose's,scar's any little imperfections on girl's seriously doesnt bother me.Went out with a girl who had a wonky eye,one who had a scar on her cheek,i like it.
I don't actually give them these,thought i'd point that out!!
btw USA 0 Czechs 2 !!
Very pretty, fresh-looking face on Melissa, and a really cute baby!
Another thing that sets her apart from Brit, she mostly looks like she ENJOYS being a Mom, and really glows around her kid, unlike Spears who always looks pissed off, exhausted, and miserable when she's carrying her baby, as if she's dragging around a 30 pound bag of Alpo in the Costco parking lot.
Mouse - I drank all the red-bull dammit. I didn't get any sleep last night due to that fat-ass Hagface howling at all hours.
Mousie hagface called and said you are not feeding him enough!! His belly is shrinking.
"who's a bigger piece of trash, Britney or MJH?! I'm stumped."
let me unstump you....brit is trash and melissa is not....
and her little one is adorable...
didn't get a chance to say it before... ElB, you're hot! So if you're ever piss drunk enough to have a homo moment... let me know.
Lock Jaw Prico | 06.12.06 - 12:38 pm | #
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i'll let you know when i'm drunk!!Homo moment,damn
mousie
that baby is cute!
I think MJH looks fine - you don't always have to be dressed for a red carpet event. She looks normal and happy - and at least she TRIES unlike Brit Brit. I am guessing she's got some money from her Sabrina days good for her!!
She looks wholesome. I would trust her with my babies...if I had any left. Brit, I wouldn't let near my adult children. You KNOW she'd have them drinkin' Red Bull, smokin' cigs, knocked up and eating Funyons with no shoes on within 10 minutes.
P.S. I wanna eat that baby up!!!
her eyes have always bugged me out. One is like in a perpetual squint all the time. Kinda like Drew Barrymores lopsided face and crooked mouth from all the nerve damage from the coke.
But remember how GOOD SHE USED TO LOOK people.. http://www.uknet.net/showcase/
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How far she's fallen..
That baby is so freakin' cute.awwww
I love her but that was a very funny post.
She's such a sweetheart. Not an ounch of bitch in that girl. And so normal. I like MJH, probably always will.
her face looks like the before picture of a proactiv commercial.
I like her. At least she is normal and takes care of her kid.
Oh just let her fall off ht eface of the earth already, no one wants to look at Sebrina the fat annoying witch. Let her live on in reruns.
Now this is a good mommy ya`ll .
Just saying that Thing is butt fugly ! Its not a kid its a beast .
KENDRA - DAMN! Bitch does look good there! Now she has fallen victim to the mommy curse. Oh well.
Before everyone goes ape shit, I am a mom and I know you kind of lose it a little after you give birth.
That bitch was over like 10 years ago.
I don't want to be too mean but MJH bugs me for some reason. She is NOT pretty at all, except she has nice eyes. She's very slobby and dresses awful.
The baby's OK but...
She still bugs me and I agree, she was never hot like Britney was.
it looks like she's getting a cold sore, so she might want to avoid kissing her baby.
he looks like he has bell's palsy haha chek out that twisted mouth lol
anyway i think shes really cute in a down home girl kinda way. she shude get bak into acting lol
I cant believe she found a guy - got married and had kids BEFORE ME.. shit man this world aint fair!
that baby is perfect!
at least she combs her hair and takes a bath and puts on make-up.
Once I noticed the wonky right eye I couldn't focus on much else.
Still, she seems alright though.
What's wrong with normal? So rare it's become cool.
PO WHITE TRASH!
I like how ugly this child is.
Maybe it's because of his nose or how his mouth seems to droop to the right
The reason I DON'T like her is because she looks normal. She looks like an everyday bitch you walk by on the street. What a plain Jane! She's a nobody with bad taste in clothes.
He is adorable.
I still think she's gross even if everyone else says "I like her, she's NORMAL"....normal and FAT like most of Americans walking down the street. I'm surprised they even walk down the street since they seem to drive everywhere. Lazy asses.
She looks like any whitetrash ho from upstate NY on their way to Wal-Mart. How could she pose for photographs looking like that? And what is with that lazy eye - it makes her look retarded.
o.k. I cannot STAND her. Yuck. Her baby is cute though.
Baby's adorable. She actually looks pretty good, she was huge with him. I don't really care for her but as to who's a bigger piece of trash? BJS by far! Poor SPF. At least Mason's got a mom who looks like she has half a clue.
how old is she, she still looks 16!!!
Chihuaha wonky eye . You get it from blogging . I can see my cat behind me while I type.
I cant get over the au natrrel non-botox wonky eye.
still Id hit it.
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