he really does look better than she does, believe it or not.
He actually looks good than Britters.
Who would have thought eh?
OMG, it just gets BETTER! That last pic is classic! She took him back and here they are taking apost coital family walk. 
Pageantgal jinx
lol
Innit though?
PUT THE BABY IN THE STROLLER FOR F*CKS SAKE!
Can he look any more unconfortable carrying one of his kids?
I'd still hit it though, damn I need therapy.
MK, you need straight-up institutionalization for that.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but he looks kinda hot. definitely digging the short hair. There's kind of a Tommy Lee thang going.
Damn, someone scrub me down with Ajax!
I have no words.
I just look at this and ask Why?
Jean | 06.12.06 - 12:07 pm | #
well, he does!
Yikes! That bottom pic has a Tommy Lee look going on...but in a fugly kind of way.
It's the fugly hair family. But hey, at least Kevin cut his.
LA - great minds think alike...I noticed the Tommy Lee thing too, but we must have been posting at the same time.
He's probably asking her for some money and in that last photos she's told him no and he's like "your mean."
Can he look any more unconfortable carrying one of his kids?
Dr.Phil | 06.12.06 - 12:09 pm | #
I agree!
He doesn't even look like he cares about his son...this family is so sad...that kid never had a chance in hell.
K-Fuck needs a shower.
MK I can't believe you would still hit it!
He's probably asking her for some money and in that last photos she's told him no and he's like "your mean."
brandy | 06.12.06 - 12:11 pm | #
That's the funniest thing I've read all day.
this is fucking crazy. you know she went down into the basement and kicked him until he woke up "come on you BASTARD. we have to have some pictures taken together you sorry piece of SHIT!" so he rolls off the couch in his maddog 20/20 haze as she thrusts poor SPF in his incompetent hands.
that poor fucking child.
OMFG, he has HAIR?!? I could never tell with that nasty ass cap he always wears...
Missed you too Fo Sho.
I was actually getting ready for the world cup.me and my work collegues.Putting up flags, betting and stuff...
Holler if u get this or else c u in another thread.
Brazil to win!
I actually think he looks more natural carrying his kid than she does. He's had more practice.
this photo op is a f$#@ing joke
And by the way, this is totally staged. She KNOWS the paps are right outside waiting for her, so she stages the scene and looks straight into the camera.
PUT SOME SHOES ON THAT BABY!!!
i like his hair short.
like, i like it way better than long, corn-rowed k-fed.
as far as polished turds go...he looks much better.
firm.
nice shape.
regular color.
no corn.
no blood.
nice turd, k-fed.
I see he hasn't lost the undershirt as outerwear look.
He's hot and his messy hair is hot and wow... Haha. Stick my in therapy with MK.
I still give the guy the benefit of the doubt. Maybe I'm just nice.
prico, your avatar is amazing.
Sean P with his retro Minnesota Viking jersey, too cute.
But his parents? I weep for SPF.
GO YANKEES
Word.
SPF is going to have skin cancer by the time he's 5.
I'm sorry but this fucker is NOT HOT. He looks hungover and like he just rolled out of bed. He probably doesn't see the sunlight often.
To tell the truth, neither one of them looks happy.
If Charles Schultz were drawing these fucks he'd be drawing stink lines all around them...ala pig pen.
MK please dont hit that if you ever get a chance. He will get you pregnant.
And by the way, this is totally staged. She KNOWS the paps are right outside waiting for her, so she stages the scene and looks straight into the camera...
Lock Jaw Prico | 06.12.06 - 12:16 pm |
EXACTLY!!!.....yet she wants to be left alone....
Everyone always says "Put shoes on the baby!" However, babies at that age do not NEED shoes and their feet development more normally without them. He cannot walk yet, so what's the point? And it is too hot for socks.
Duh.
I think she wanted this photo and made him get out of bed to be photographed
oop. I meant "Their feel develop"... hehe.. not "development."
i'm loving kfed's expression in that last pic. he looks like he's not used to sunlight.
totally agreeing with stoneybaloney...
What is up with his facial expressions?? This looks so staged.. and he looks like he just woke up.
He definitely doesn't see the sun very often Alayna. Kinda hard to when you're dealing and partying in LA and Vegas every fucking night.
P.S. Where are his other kids?
Plus how did his single do.Do get the scoop for us MK.
What the fuck was that poem on her site about if she's still with him?
Fucking get real Brits.
Vindo em Brasil!
Damn, someone scrub me down with Ajax!
LA | Homepage | 06.12.06 - 12:09 pm | #
Ok, I give in and say he is looking better than he has, but to say he resembles Tommy Lee..I say HELL NO!! Tommy Lee is SMOKING hot and not even close. But thats me, I just don't see it. Man, I wet my drawers just thinking about him. I need a fan now.
could he ha ve not brushed his hair?
and please tell me why is it they always take the stroller out with them, yet spf is never in it? someone is always carrying him?
Yeah fuck shoes but put a damn HAT ON THE KID!!!!!
Yeah somehow I hear this conversation in my head.
K-Fed: But i don't feel like going out for the camera right now Brit!!
Brit: Kevin just do it and I'll let you the rest of the day to yourself. And can you hold your son this time?
K-Fed: FuuuUUuuuckkk! Fine what ever lets make it quick I got to go back to work on my beats.
Is K-Fed narcoleptic? Looks like he is asleep in the last pic or maybe he is crapping himself. I hope the poor manny doesn't have to change his diapers too!
How staged.
Federfuck is a vampire. He can't tolerate sunlight. Britney probably makes him sleep in a coffin under her bed.
Has his destined-to-become-a-coaster CD "dropped" yet? I imagine when it does, it will be similar to a turd dropping in the toilet.
He definitely doesn't see the sun very often Alayna. Kinda hard to when you're dealing and partying in LA and Vegas every fucking night.
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 06.12.06 - 12:23 pm | #
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exactly.
I got nothing...
Do ANY of you believe her saying the marriage is fine?
What the fuck was that poem on her site about if she's still with him?
Fucking get real Brits.
Jean | 06.12.06 - 12:23 pm |
Jean, I think that poem was a 'fuck you' to her fans and even maybe her mom, really. At the end, she writes something like "this is to all those who think they know me" and has that photo where she is giving the finger.
i'm loving kfed's expression in that last pic. he looks like he's not used to sunlight.
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 06.12.06 - 12:21 pm | #
Because he sleeps all day and doesn't do a thing!
I am holding out hope that this is only a supervised visit. He certainly looks like a guy who rolled off of somebody's couch all hungover to go to his baby-momma's house for a visit...
I'm tell you, she is gonna have him back. SHe is totally dickmatized!
Bottom line is K Fed is the trailer park Romeo to her truck stop waitress Juilet.
She has the money and the muscle to move him out of her life for real but she never does. I bet she heard that he was dipping his magicdick into someother honeyhole and BAMMMMM
Brit showed up at his door and dropped to her knees.
I think that she is mad at her mom for making her divorce the other guy
god dammit MK! YOP WOULD NOT HIT THIS SHIT!!! you'd smell like B.O. for a week!
Do ANY of you believe her saying the marriage is fine?
anon | 06.12.06 - 12:25 pm | #
Nope.
Bottom line is K Fed is the trailer park Romeo to her truck stop waitress Juilet.
Damn that was fucking dead on.
I bet when she walks her meat curtains make a thunder sound...
Got it Fo Sho.
So she actually bites the hand(her fans)that feed her.Why are celebs never grateful eh.They used to be Thanks to my fans.I wouldnt be here without them now it's the finger.
Vindo em Brasil!
Do ANY of you believe her saying the marriage is fine?
anon | 06.12.06 - 12:25 pm
Not a chance.
AND! What you wanna bet this is the first time this human pus-hole has held his son since he was born?
nomad - Word.
BonZNMe - Believe me, it pains me to make the comparison. But Tommy's looking a little too strung out for my taste lately. He's too thin, too pale, looking way too unhealthy in a drug-induced sort of way. Of course, I've seen the tape, and I keep THAT in mind, and I continue to have a soft (wet) spot ready for Tommy.
For the record, this photo op was totally staged, but it's pretty clear that the message Brit is sending is that she hasn't kicked Kfed to the curb. And for the sake of continued gossip, I for one am grateful.
I bet when this photo was taken.. People were looking outside thinking "I hear thunder, but no clouds! Is it going to rain??" But it was just Brits coochie lips banging together...
It is weird seeing him holding SP. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of K-fag holding him before.
So, I wonder why she is even bothering to pretend the marriage is ok? I wonder of she is actually trying to work it out or just trying to do the paperwork on the DL so he doesn't get crazy and rack up debts or something else stupid.
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
this is rolling around in my head right now....
Sloan...I wish she would of stuck with that Jason guy. Brit's mom should of shut the fuck up and let Brit stayed married to Jason.
I bet when she walks her meat curtains make a thunder sound...
KeLL | 06.12.06 - 12:30 pm |
I hear Monety Python and the holy grail coconuts sound personally. LOL
I see that makeover didn't last. He's back to the manpris, the wife beater and the untied sneakers. He is such a 'tard. I just want to bitch slap him just for breathing the same air I do.
I think that she is mad at her mom for making her divorce the other guy
sloan | 06.12.06 - 12:27 pm | #
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i think she would have been better off with him. although he turned out to be kind of a douchebag.
It had been 72 days since the paps had photographed them together. She prolly told him if he doesnt come look and hold the kid she would cut off his allowance for the week. That made him move really fast.
Morning, Mousie, Sassy, Prico, bitches
Do ANY of you believe her saying the marriage is fine?
anon | 06.12.06 - 12:25 pm | #
not at all
Jason had to be better than this slug
Wow...first time I've seen him without a hat. He's still an asshole in my book.
How can the marriage be 'awesome' as she put it?! Consider the fact there's a paparazzo following her every move 24/7 and she's hasn't been papped with K-Fug since March!
Hi Putas!
She needs to ditch her pride, admit she made a colossal mistake, and kick his diseased ass to the curb.
I read in Life and Style last week that he's about to go on tour without Shitney to promote his 'music'. Hopefully some wise mother fucker will photograph him cheating.
Do ANY of you believe her saying the marriage is fine?
anon | 06.12.06 - 12:25 pm |
It's like Janice Min of US Weekly said, "Britney is not exactly truthful all the time. She thinks if she says something, it is true. But often it's not."
Thats funny..She just said something like the paps go to far on that inerview with Matt L. Yet it seems like she makes herself so easy to find. She needs to get some advice from stars the public would like to see more of and don't like Paul walker or the invisble Suri if she really doesn't want to have her picture takin.
Hello, Putas.. 
Maybe we shouldn't be fooled by this picture. I mean, Brad and Jen went to the fucking beach right before they filed for divorce. Shitney loves to fuck with our heads.
anon | .06 .12 .06 12:25pm |
Nope.
GO YANKEES
I think they deserve each other. Bitch needs to wear a bra!
oh my god sassy, your ass is moving!
Mousie Rizwan FigNewton | 06.12.06 - 12:37 pm | #
I agree. 
She probably won't get rid of his ass for a long time and then she won't have any money left.
Why is that child never IN the stroller?
I just dont understand why she wont dump him? Anyone? I wonder is she is waiting for the baby to be born, and not tell him she is in labor and he not be there, and then use that as an excuse to divorce his skanky ass? Or she just doesnt want to deliver a baby with out being with the baby's daddy? Doesnt she realize the longer they are together the more money he gets? ASSHAT
I also think Brit will NEVER leave him 'cuz if she did then she'd be admitting that he was a loser all this time--so yes I think she'll stay with him just to spite everyone ala whitney!
Ok, you have to wonder...
Picture Shitney, standing in front of the mirror, deciding what to do with her stringy drain hair that morning. She gathers it up into a Bam Bam pony on top of her head, leaves it partially unpulled from the holder, and then CINCHES it. Perfect!!
for someone who has a talent of making babies, kfed sure looks uncomfortable actually holding his own kid....
brit is stoopid if she is taking this asshole back...he must know how to hit her hot spot....
No Darth. She would never let that happen. Then she would have to admit he doesn't love her, and she would never do that. Even NOW she is trying to make us believe he cares.
Stoney...It's moving because Scout made it for me.
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 06.12.06 - 12:45 pm | #
exactly! she'll never admit everyone was right all along about him--too much pride on her part
Putas...Let's hope she has a plan up her sleeve once she has this baby.
Stoney...It's moving because Scout made it for me.
Sassy Ass..Brit is dumb! | Homepage | 06.12.06 - 12:45 pm | #
LOL, it reminds me of the disco song...Shake, shake, shake. Shake, shake, shake. Shake your booty. Shake your booty ^^as I'm shaking my booty,impersonating Travolta in Saturday nire fever^^^
OMG KThug can't even hold SPF without getting tired! Use the stroller!!
Birts is like "Where is my Mannygaurd puhlease??"
Yeah. It's only her pride holding the marriage together right now. She just can't admit the man she married doesn't love her.
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 06.12.06 - 12:45 pm
Sassy Ass..Brit is dumb! | Homepage | 06.12.06 - 12:48 pm
I guess I was just expecting too much from her. You would think she woulda been pissed about his dickheadness from their first child, but noooo she got knocked up again. Has anyone seen his other 2 kids in the past 9 months?
Darth Va Jay Jay Putas | Homepage | 06.12.06 - 12:53 pm |
He has other kids??? Honest to God?
Hey Sassy Ass, I wonder if scout can make my dog bark?
He has other kids??? Honest to God?
BonZNMe | 06.12.06 - 12:54 pm | #
This is Karma....his ex was preggers when he left her for Britney
This is Karma....his ex was preggers when he left her for Britney
sloan | 06.12.06 - 12:56 pm | #
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Yes, I know. Sarcasm doesn't translate well through the weitten word...sorry 
and thats written
The facial expressions on both make it look like she's chewing him a new asshole. He's totally in the dog house...it's so obvious! And I can't figure out who's hair is more hideous.
I love how neither of them are even bothering to look at SPF.
Nice, loving parents. Not.
Me thinks this was staged - as Brit Brit is to give an interview on Today w/ Matt Lauer on Thursday....
Is that a snake on Brit's arm or did her bra just give up?
Karma is a bitch. Brit should have know when her back up dancer left his pregnant fiance for her trailer park ass that it was only for the Benjimans, not for love. Brit is knocked up again and Kfed is having fun on her dime. Brit how does it feel to be Shar.
Do ANY of you believe her saying the marriage is fine?
anon | 06.12.06 - 12:25 pm |
Of course not!
She'll never leave him....
SHE NEEDS HIM!
... “He helps me. He has to. I’m (an) emotional wreck right now.”
...Bitch is convinced she cannot do any better than him!!!!!
I bet Shar Jackson is laughing her ass off!
this is the first time he's ever looked hot. i'd totally toss it.
Her strap broke on the right side and it's just hanging there. Ugh.
She wears the EXACT same thing every day. The print just changes.
Are those tighty whities I see. Anyway that last pic sealed in the deal.WTF cant these people brush their hair and take a shower. At least Britney has the excuse of motherhood, pregnancy and emotional turmoil.I used to wish her a little ill will when she was an untouchable pop princess, but I really think she has paid her dues now,I honestly feel kinda bad her.Where are her friends now? No is around to brush that hair?What a looser that Fedafuck is. Now if only something like this would happen to Parasite Hilton, than all would suddenly be well in the world.
Is that her bra strap??? It looks like those strings they put inside shirts to use to hang them up and not slide off the hanger?????
I bet Shar Jackson is laughing her ass off!
YSW!!? | 06.12.06 - 1:05 pm | #
I know I would be. She pry on her knees thanking God that Brit stole him away. At least now she has a chance to redeem her life.
God I hate those manpris.
He has other kids??? Honest to God?
BonZNMe | 06.12.06 - 12:54 pm | #
Um YEAH! Two with Shar Jackson! He left Shar while she was preggers with the second one to cavort around Europe with Shitney and eventually get proposed to!
Ya - why is that kid NEVER in the stroller?
Also - why does Brit go out and buy the cheapest baby products on the market? I'm not saying she needs to get a bugaboo but serioulsy, doesn't she have enough money to buy a better stroller than that? I'm about to have a baby and everything I choose is about research, research, research. The damn high chair she bought was the cheapest one in the store - no wonder it broke and Sean P. hurt his little head. WTF is wrong with her? And don't get me started on that car seat. She doesn't have a brain in her head.
He has other kids??? Honest to God?
BonZNMe | 06.12.06 - 12:54 pm | #
Um YEAH! Two with Shar Jackson! He left Shar while she was preggers with the second one to cavort around Europe with Shitney and eventually get proposed to!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 06.12.06 - 1:35 pm | #
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She proposed to him. AND bought herself the engagement ring.
Um YEAH! Two with Shar Jackson! He left Shar while she was preggers with the second one to cavort around Europe with Shitney and eventually get proposed to!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 06.12.06 - 1:35 pm | #
I know. I pry shouldnt have made that comment. I was being sarcastic and sarcasm doesn't translate well through the written word. My bad
is brit still wearing those old stinky flip flops from pictures made fun of about a month ago?
oh good Bonz!
k-fool is still slimy & needs to pull his bitch pants up. before he gets violated.
at least brit isn't wearing the monster heel shoes!
kfed actually looks kinda hot. i'm suck him off
Oooh...my girl on the nanny circut (bitches get PAID) says he got his ass back home as soon as she yanked the bank account from under his ass.
"Your credit card? Uh huh..MY Credit card.."
I would love to have been a fly on a cheeto in her house during that call.
in that last pic he's imagining that Sean P. is actually a case of beer he's carrying. it gets him through these fake family outings.
"Oh god",wash your face and brush your teeth nasty skank white trash !!!
God,I came here as usual to read my daily snark and I see this?I think I died a little inside.What happened to that hunk she had schlepping SPF around? Did K-feds stench kill him and they burried the manny in the backyard?Oh,and hi fellow d-listers
hi, PillowGirl! yeah, whatever happened to that fine piece of ass? total hotness...
Supposedly the manny is technically just a bodyguard...he has a myspace where he talks about Britney and answers some "fan" questions...it seems legit, but who knows:
http://www.myspace.com/perrythemanny
WHAT is wrong with Britney's hair? She can at least TRY to look half decent even though she's so chubby now. They are America's Trailer Trash couple no doubt about it.
"this is fucking crazy. you know she went down into the basement and kicked him until he woke up "come on you BASTARD. we have to have some pictures taken together you sorry piece of SHIT!" so he rolls off the couch in his maddog 20/20 haze as she thrusts poor SPF in his incompetent hands"
That's what I was thinking....she told him she'd buy him another car if he'd go out in public with her so we can see what a happy family they are. *cough*
At least everyone will shut up about not having any pictures of Mullethead holding his spawn.....
Albeit that it sux.
i'd fuck k-fed. but i'd neva marry or pro-create w/ him.
Trailer park trash!
Why does she have the ugliest cheapest stroller. Celebrities should have $700 strollers like the Bugaboo Frog....not some cheap ass graco stroller from target.....
Poor Brit Brit Y'all been suckin on the hatoraid again
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! why britney why
I've learned to just Keep it real. A stroller is a stroller at the end of the day. Damn KFED must be holding it down in the bedroom because I just can't see it. Jackie you said it best.
I wonder how much she had to pay him for the phake photo-op.
... Last Pic is Comedy Gold.
He's like:
"Aww, Hell naw, SPF craps my Style. Britney i'm a Gangsta."
"Money... Uh, Honey why do i have to hold him? I wanna go to the Studio, i need some more dope Tracks for my Album."
Their both total FUCKHEADS!!!
Oh! Let us now pose and pretend we are the happy family! barf
Brad & Angie rock!!! Brit & KFed smell!!!
Where the ___does she buy those
mini-muu muus ?
She has a cheap stroller because K-Fag spent all her money on drugs and whores.
ha, you stupid fucks.
Brit does own a stroller.
K-Fed, why are you turning me on 
WAIT! I call bullshit!
That is not K-fed! This guy is shaved!
She hired a douchebag-double for the photo op!
(I'm no fool, see. Ah ha ha ha haaaaaaa)
Do ANY of you believe her saying the marriage is fine?
anon | 06.12.06 - 12:25 pm |
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Nope.
It's like Janice Min of US Weekly said, "Britney is not exactly truthful all the time. She thinks if she says something, it is true. But often it's not."
fo sho | 06.12.06 - 12:37 pm | #
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Heh, sounds like our president.
She made a statement that she and the wife beater were NOT getting a divorce anytime soon yesterday. They had it on the news this morning. I guess you can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.
They both look like they could use a shower and change of clothes. How disgusting--especially when they KNOW they'll be photographed. What's the point, unless they want everyone to laugh at them. I look better than that even on my worst day!
For whatever reason she seems to really care for her hubby and I think she cares for her kid. She's still young and seems to be doing what she wants in life. In a way I'm glad she doesn't seem so snooty and just like to be herself. Specially when she has those rollers in her hair.
Nice Father's Day pictures...Fucking Hillbillies.
They look like the couple on My Name is Earl.
I dated a guy that looked exactly like him. It's something about the nice arms and tatts in the wife beaters. But the guy was a total loser outside of the sack. No job, lots of kids, and I found out lots of women besides me!! And just like Britney, he "borrowed" lots and lots of money!
If Brit wants to be with this type of guy, she should've used him as a boy toy. Never, ever marry a guy like this!
KFED's face says it all. "God-damn Brit, do I have to come out of my cave and be seen with you and hold my son? Just cuz all the tabloids say I'm a deadbeat dad, doesn't mean we have to go prove anything!"
Why is everyone so suprised she is with him...she's swampy herself......born in louisiana y'all
That last pic- Classic! Is K Fed Nick Nolte's illegitimate son?
Brit: "KEVIIIIIIIN! Get yur ass down here right now! I'm fixin to take Sean for a walk, and tired of yur ass not in any of the papparazzi's pictures!"
Kev: "*groan* um...fuck hon. I'm comin off my buzz, and you know I didnt get no sleep last night!"
Brit: "I don't give a fuuuuuuck! Get yur ass out here right now!!!"
Kev: "Fuck."
She looks like she'd still have toilet paper hanging out of her ass.
hahahaha. This is SO staged. In that first picture she was probably like, c'mon you bastard, make it look like you are interested in what I'm actually saying. Then she yelled A.T.M., and he looked her way. SPF was probably like, who the hail is this dude carrying me?
It's got to be because he's shaved because I agree, he does look better than he did, but not much has changed. He's still trashy as hell, but it's an improvement.
i'm sorry,but k-fed looks damn good, even in his unshowered, just-woke-up-at-3pm state...
if he shaved all the time, and showered, and wore clean clothes, i might just let him put it on me, just once, just to see what the hell all the fuss is about...
and then i would check myself into a mental institution.
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
Who that is?
That's just my baby daddy
Who that is?
That's just my baby dad
this is rolling around in my head right now....
pageantgal | Homepage | 06.12.06 - 12:32 pm | #
Hey, I remember that song and video. HEE! HEE! HEE! She has landed the boobey prize.
looks like the trailer park is missing it trash....damn! Fat, pregnant and if flip flops and a sloppy tatooed dude carrying one of the first dozen of their kids
OMG she's wearing the curtains I threw out a few weeks ago when I cleaned out the attic in my grandmother's garage.
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