first!
FIRST
they arrive on uni-cycles?
wouldn't surprise me, damnit!
Zahara is walking already? She is too cute.
Zahara can walk? I've never seen her walk before. Is Maddox driving? Damn they leave and all kinds of shit pops off
Oh damn that Nanny is VERY fuckable.
Zahara is precious, she is walking already!
That little girl is going to be drop dead tasty when she's older.
Brad's tapping the nanny....
Zahara is going head first down the stairs?
Is it my imagination, or is that nanny bearing a resemblence to Jen?
How long until some asshat makes the first "Zahara's ugly" post?
Nanny looks like Sandra Bullock (kind of) to me. God, Z. is such a pretty baby
Awwww, little Zahara is such a beautiful little lady. I love her to pieces. And she's got lips just like mama.
So who will fuck the nany first>> Angie or Brad any bets??
Zahara is getting so big. Nice ride, Maddox!
GO YANKEES 
See I though she didn't look like Jen but looked like the same coloring as Angelina. You know he has a thing for brunettes now. LOL
Only problem with that family you don't know who's going to get to the nanny first. Him or Her. It's like a damn race. 
Here's a link to all the pics.
http://uselesssn12345.livejourna...l.com/
1117.html
I know I will take shit for this, but why are we supposed to care? Honestly, why is her giving birth so special? Women in third world countries do it and they don't have money or anything. I mean, seriously, who cares?
Honestly if I was a person who was hiring a nanny damn straight i would base it on your looks. You better look like Joe from nanny 911 not Girls Gone Wild to step foot in my damn house.
Did You Feel the Earth Shake?!
mk u r the best!
The world's most beautiful family.
*rolls eyes*
Still rooting you though Brad.I'm still not sure about Jolie but i'll come round in my own time.
Brad's tapping the nanny....
Tabatha, they are BOTH fucking the nanny.
That kid is the sweetest thing I've ever seen. I hate kids, too.
I think I read on another site that the woman in the pictures has been Angelina's personal assisant for years
(Kelly?). They said Angelina was the maid of honor in her wedding.
They came in on a horse-drawn carriage being driven by Maniston.
*Still rooting FOR...
Fancy | 06.12.06 - 12:34 pm | #
i was gonna say the same thing, fancy! perhaps it'll be a brangelina sandwich with a side of nanny.....
Yah, that doesn't look like Angelina...
Awww! It seems like yesterday that Angelina was carrying a very undernourished Zahara in her arms. Now look at the little Princess. She's out exploring the world on her own two feet!
That's not the nanny. That's Angelina's assistant, Holly. Her husband works for Brad & Angelina also. They have an asian nanny.
Brad's tapping the nanny....
Zahara is going head first down the stairs?
Tabatha Womantooth | Homepage | 06.12.06 - 12:32 pm | #
Can you IMAGINE what Angelina would do if Brad tapped the nanny? Then we would feel the earth shake!! Damn, she'd cut off his balls and eat them right then n there. He'd be smart to stay away from that.
But she'd have no issues hitting the nanny herself...that'd be different... 
Seven, Her name is Holly Goline. They have been friends for a long time.
Shit. I WISH Brad would tap me!
GO YANKEES
The nanny is a middle age asian woman not this woman in the pictures.
Oh my God I just noticed Madoxxs power wheel!!!!
Shit what happend to the normal peoples power wheels that came in Jeep and Barbie car. What the fuck is he driving a BENZ????
Only the best for MAddox
I feel bad for the kids when their pictures are taken. Isn't the only way they can take pictures of Brad's back yard is on the Ocean?
Please people~!
Zahara is NOT CUTE!
You all need glasses or surgery.
PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS!!!
If they weren't adopted by Ang, then you would NEVER say she was cute.
I'm a realist.
Good thing Jude Law isn't the daddy he'd be all over that nanny!
Please Please, I agree w/you. I think she looks like Starvin Marvin the Ethiopian. She looks like every African child on the Feed the Children commercials. *runs and hides*
That nanny looks like a young sandra bullock. Less pretentious, though.
I don't think Zahara is cute, either, but that doesn't mean anything. She's probably a very sweet little girl.
Please Please | 06.12.06 - 12:59 pm | #
ALL babies are cute. Granted some cuter than others, but they are all cute. Innocence, bright eyes, angelic smiles and their wonder for the world around them makes all baby's precious and cute. No matter what! 
Sassy Ass..Brit is dumb!
lol I'm sorry but your avatar is the funniest thing that i've seen in a long while.
Good for the fam. they are back in the USA and the kids look cute but damn I'm jealous of Maddox's ride. He's 4 and he has a better car than I do 
How can something so innocent be ugly?
ALL babies are NOT cute!
Zahara is cute and I can appreciate an adorable child wherever i see one. Hey, half the kids on those "christian children's fund" commercials are cute, so what's you point?!
yes, thats Holly, her personal asst. and long time friend.
One of the gossip shows says Brad's got that house on lockdown.
armed guards
dogs patrolling the grounds
survelliance cameras everywhere
and someone came out and took pictures of all the media waiting outside the house
The only place he can't patrol is the ocean. The paps are out there on kayaks.
How so? What makes them ugly? How can someone pure be ugly? Ugly is something that is eminated from someone. Something so young and pure cannot be considered ugly.
BonZNMe | 06.12.06 - 1:11 pm |
I agree.. i'll be the first to say a child is Unfortunate looking but I would never call them ugly. Kids are cute... just some are cuter than others but all kids are still cutie pies.
MsSerious | Homepage | 06.12.06 - 1:13 pm |
thanks for the support
ZAHARA IS SO CUTE.
Haven't we all been desensitized past the point of caring about this shit yet? I know I have.
The nanny looks like Sandra Bullock
~ BONZNME ~ 1:06 PM . You touched my hart .
~ BONZNME ~ 1:06 PM . You touched my hart .
Molly | 06.12.06 - 1:21 pm | #
I try.
That's NOT A NANNY as nannys go...THAT'S HOLLY...AJ assistant/part time nanny..and she's married and has been with them in Namibia all the time with the husband...get a life you creeps not everyone is out there to get fucked!
I don't care who she is, the kids better get used to spending more time with her now that the REAL baby's here.
Babies are babies you dumbshit...they NEED more attention just because they're bio..but because they ARE babies...Same shit was said when she adopted Zahara...oh poor maddox..now he's second...seriously get a fucking life!
*NOT because they're bio...
Zahara is walking, probably on water!!
Zahara is not ugly. She just doesn't have what western cultures consider to be beautiful features. Don't be so narrow-minded people.
MK, fuck. I love this family but you've got to be even more obssesed if you're posting pictures of the kids when the parents are nowhere in sight.I think Maddox and Zahara are becoming celebs in their own right.
Zahara doesn't look beautiful from afar but upclose she's gorgeous.Did you see the picture in People mag?The girl is certainly a looker.
Why is everyone surprised that Z is walking? She's 16-17 months old, no? Most kids start around their first birthday. Of course, we didn't see Maddog start walking until Z came along.
Oh, and I'll add that Z is gorgeous even though I think her parents aren't worth a crap.
1. Zahara is like 1 1/2. Of course she should be able to walk. LOL!! That's not amazing.
2. I'm just mad that her parents are worth millions and she is dressed like an orphan.
Well it's obvious that Z is going to have to get used to walking all the time now, just like Maddox.
Gee, it must be nice to have a nanny when you have three children in diapers (although Maddox should be old enough to be potty trained by now, right?}
I seriously doubt Maddox is still in diapers!
The woman is Holly, Angelina's personal assistant/friend. She's worked for Angelina for 5-6 years now. She and her husband were both in Namibia with the family. I don't know who the nanny is, but it's not her.
Yeah..blablabla
Where did they get that table with the bicycle wheels!?! I want i want i want i want...
Gee, it must be nice to have a nanny when you have three children in diapers (although Maddox should be old enough to be potty trained by now, right?}
Sbeetle | 06.12.06 - 1:51 pm | #
Isn't he like 4 or 5? He CAN'T still be in diapers.
so, just a thought, can we send the Spederlines to Namibia?
Z is too sweet.
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 06.12.06 - 2:05 pm |
How about Siberia? Do they still send the dregs of society there?
Sorry guys, I didn't realize little Z was over a year old yet. Time flies.
Alayna |.06 .12 .06 2:05pm |
GO YANKEES
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 06.12.06 - 2:05 pm |
How about Siberia? Do they still send the dregs of society there?
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.12.06 - 2:07 pm | #
*sigh* i hope so. i hope so.
Sorry guys, I didn't realize little Z was over a year old yet. Time flies.
Jessucka | 06.12.06 - 2:14 pm | #
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hells yeah! damn, i still remember when aj adopted her.
Maybe its my eyes or the angle,but it looks like Maddox has...highlights in his hair? 
Zahara is so cute.
interesting...a nanny.
of course you can have loads of kids then with brady boy.
not that much work for mrs pitt
Zahara rocks my world!!!
That ethiopian baby is cute. She is adorable just give her time to grow.
Ethiopians are very beautiful people. Especially the girls.
Z is such a cutie, but why is she being watched by someone that is more interested in posing for the camera then watching her? Hands in pockets, smiling at the cameras and Z is taking off in the 3rd pic.
The wh*res don't want to escape the photogs. It's their addiction. I wish those two and their fake family would disappear off the face of the earth. Had more than enough of them.
I think it's kind of nice to see a child dressed down instead of always having to have the top designer things...that just shows their normal just like everyone else and not STUCK UP!..i just wish they'd get rid of that damn mo hawk on maddox..it drives me nuts. lol...
uh, isn't zahara only like 9 months old? that's totally not her. those are stunt babies.
Anonymous | 06.12.06 - 3:13 pm | #
Zahara is 17 months old, not 9 months old.
crazy cajun, these are celebrities. not your friends. why do you know how old their children are? that's just creepy.
Anon 3:30 p.m. - Because I read it earlier somewhere....I think PopSugar or somewhere. If having any sort of a memory makes me creepy, I guess I'm creepy.
So, whatthefuckeva.
Can this little child smile?? just for once? She looks so misereable.
I didn't know how old Maddox was. I was thinking of when Zahara was adopted. My bad. I should hope he's potty trained by now.
Anonymous | 06.12.06 - 3:13 pm
LOL@stunt babies
I thought Their Holiness didn't want a nanny - - I read somewhere that they want to be hands-on parents. . .
Jessiegirl 3:49 - That was BEFORE her holiness had to actually carry and deliver a child on her own....LOL
Expect tons of pics soon, because unfortunately now that they are back here..they can't escape the photogs! Ahahahah!!!!
jaja thats horrible.
Sahara does walk!!! ... shoot I had money out that she was just a doll they carried around
Their nanny is Evangaline Lilly? Awesome way to spend her hiatus from LOST.
They came in on a horse-drawn carriage being driven by Maniston.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 06.12.06 - 12:40 pm | #
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MANISTON WAS THE HORSE LEADING THE CARRIAGE...BWAHAHAHAHAHAA
Did You Feel the Earth Shake?!
No, but I did smell something funny.
I wonder how many blunts Brad has to do to in order to stay in the biggest mistake he ever made?
And yes, I remember "Troy".
No more African seclusion = fresh daily blogging material
THAT BABY IS BLACK AS HELL. WHY WOULD SHE ADOPT A BLACK BABY? WHY ANGIE WHY?
THAT BABY IS BLACK AS HELL. WHY WOULD SHE ADOPT A BLACK BABY? WHY ANGIE WHY?
JENNIFER (THE ORIGINAL) | 06.12.06 - 6:00 pm | #
In YOUR NEXT life you will be a black, crusty, homeless, poor ass bitch! Why did they adopt your stank ass? Go Angie.... go get some more black babies and past them around to all you racist MOTHERFUCKERs!
THAT BABY IS BLACK AS HELL. WHY WOULD SHE ADOPT A BLACK BABY? WHY ANGIE WHY?
JENNIFER (THE ORIGINAL) | 06.12.06 - 6:00 pm | #
Man, you get worse and worse every post... I bet you're one of those "I'm not racist, I have 2 black friends" kind of people. Save everyone the time, and take your posts to an Aryan Pride site, you'll be more welcomed there.
that is one fucking hot lady...get brad outta the picture it's all about an angie/holly sandwich, now.
I hear Manniston is really upset (crying, etc.) over the baby. She needs to get over it and move on. Cute kids. Nice looking family. I'm kinda jealous!
That's precious. I'm actually happy for Brad Angie and family. After all at least they appear to be caring parents.
the children are beautiful, period! the people that are actually JUDGING the looks of a child that will look different as she grows really need to get a grip for real! i knew there were racist people in the world that perpetrate a fraud and smile in your face or talk amongst their "friends" but i guess the internet allows you to be who you really are without consequences, give yourselves an ass clap!
AON 7:12, no idiot, "maniston" is not crying, she's touring with V V , they have a hit movie (75mil two weeks) and she looks fantastic. Enough with the stupid crap "maniston" shit. These posters believe everything they read, but cut Jen some damn slack, she mourned the end of her marriage, unlike Pitt...she seems to moved on, yet these crazies are OBSESSED with her 'not moving on"! Someday, these haters will get their due, when Angie dumps his ass.
Another one here sick of that "Maniston" crap too! They should look so damn good! J E A L O U S L Y knows no end huh?
Why do they continue to dress that little girl like a runaway slave. They got money, she should have designer clothes . . . and a hair style.
Why should she have designer clothes for playing outside? The pictures aren't real clear but it looks like a dress and cardigan--what's wrong with that for play clothes?
the children are gorgeous. ZAHARA IS RICHER THAN YOUR MOM TRAILER TRASH WHORES!
BRAD ALONE IS WORTH 100 MILLION AND JOLIE PROBABLY CLOSE TO THAT.
SO ZAHARA IS SUPER RICH AND BEAUTIFUL.
MANISTON IS EGGLESS HAG UGLY FUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well Damn.. there goes another person to ruin the day. Look As much as I like the Jolie Pitts I'm a proud fan but I also have no problems with Jennifer Aniston and I'm tired of people putting these two women together. This is getting old and people from both sides are getting ridiculous with it.
The children are great !!!, C´mon people they are only kids. But I have to agree with something: I never saw Zahara smile...Why?
I want to see new pictures of Angie, Brad, and the three kids ASAP...
I think the reason Zahara doesn't smile is because all we get to see are the paparazzi pix. She stares right at them and I think she's wondering who they are. She has that look on her face like who the hell are you?
Z is such a cutie, but why is she being watched by someone that is more interested in posing for the camera then watching her? Hands in pockets, smiling at the cameras and Z is taking off in the 3rd pic.
Anonymous | 06.12.06 - 2:49 pm | #
ITA
My first thought was that this woman -whoever she is, the nanny, the assistant, whatever - has both hands in her pockets.
Toddlers fall down and require free hands at the ready at all times.
This woman looks pretty disinterested in the baby.
Wow who would have known that Zahara could stand up. Every time you see her she's being held or carried.
Unless the baby needed support walking all the time I don't see why the nanny would have to be all over it all the time.
That toy car is a BMW Z4. Nice car.
Damn, Sandra Bullock better hope "The Lake House" does well. Is she the nanny??
Hahahahaha. "Maniston is "touring with VV," said the faniston. That kills me. First of all, that's a Vince Vaughn movie, and it's a Vince Vaughn production - his friends wrote it, he produced it, and fairly bright dude that he is, he used her crying sobbing publciity whoring over her OWN' *BREAK-UP* with 'BRAD PITT,' to work to HIS advantage. Gotta hand it to Vaughn, for squeezing even more pity out for Maniston - and getting his fans and her pitty-ers into the theaters. But you know what? They both can THANK 'Brangelina,' for this bit of success as well - I can guaran-friggin'TEEya, if Maniston had DIVORCED 'Adam Duritz or Tate Donovan,' no one would give a rat's @ss. ....and even though this critically savaged piece o' crap movie hit, credit goes to that fact as well as the residual 'brangelina' connection (Fat girls who loved 'Friends': let's go check out how Aniston deals with 'breaking up' in the movie, do you think when she cries her fake tears, she's thinking about Braaaaaaad.') Muahahaha.
Truth is, ON HER OWN, in films NOT alluding to her divorce w/ Brad, or that have a newly crowned 'comedy king' in them that she can attach her wagon to (see Stiller, Carey, Carrell, Farrell, Sandler, Vaughn, etc.)- her movies BOMB, and BOMB BIG! She's a TV sit com hack, always was..always will be.
I'd rather see phluckin' Eve Plumb in a friggin' movie rather than Maniston.
Hahahahaha.
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