Can I get a little meh up in this raggedy joint?
meh
YOU KNOW KEANU'S PUFFY CUZ HE ATE TOO MANY CHEETOS AT THE LESBIAN CROTCH MONGER PICNIC!
Her hair looks awesome . . .
Never found Keanu hot. Sorry. Love Sandra Bullock, she cracks me the hell up.
i love him. love her. this movie looks like a total beatdown. i would rather pluck out my eyelashes.
Keanu used to be so hot!!!!
WTF happened to him????
Puffy or not, Keanu is damned FINE!
maybe this whole site is based on this movie today
I kinda like her even though I don't want to because she's kind of lame and boring.
But yes! An infinite improvement over the Hohan/Paris rule. Who btw Page Six says are fighting again because Paris acts like she's a fucking middle school drama queen.
they both look amazing... i love keanu and sandra...they rock!
KeLL | 06.14.06 - 1:05 pm | #
Kell, i heard that too and it made me so sad 
Bitch IS totally boring, but I liked her in Crash and that rehab movie.
I feel sorry for Keanu..He and his girlfriend had a baby in 1999 but the baby was stillborn and then his girlfriend died in a car accident in 2001... that just makes me sad for him..
KeLL | 06.14.06 - 1:05 pm |
That's what happens when you stop being the devil's advocate...
Sorry, that wasn't funny.
the movie Speed is what got me all hot and bothered for Keanu. He buffed up and had that short crew cut. He kept saying "FUCK ME!"
that's really all i heard through the movie. "fuck me". by the end of the movie, i had been talked into it. wanted to fuck him ever since.
I'm glad Keanu is putting himself out there again, since all his tragedys. And I bet Sandra would be a totally COOL person to hang with. I love them both.
DAMMIT!!!
meh and snuh hahaha.... what a way to start the day.
LOL morticia on the "fuck me" thing. he did say that a lot in speed, huh.
I like them both too. I actually love the matrix trilogy, even the third one.
and people used to say I looked like her when I was growing up, so I'm biased about her.
I think Keanu is hot.
i also like Sandra
*runs and hides*
*oh, wait, think i found the gate to another dimension*
*no, that was stargate, i think...*
They are fucking.
Aw crap, these are stil screwed up? I need an antipsychotic are sumpin'...
My best friend hung out with Keanu at the Toronto Film Festival. The guy is a drunk. She said he was drining like a fish (yeah, I know, fish don't drink). He was drinking all night but was really nice but hitting on everyone. He then proceeded to pass out on a chair in the lobby of the hotel by the bar.
Thank you, YOU KNOW IT! I always look fabulous after I ride 5 foot rods! *blushing*
1st
and MK... the movie is about a time warp... sound familiar?
I don't care what anybody says I love Keanu. Sandra may be boring to some people because she isn't too public but she's cool and seems down to earth.
i'm gonna have to disagree with you mk... ...i love them both.... 
i would still hit keanu hard...i would just remove his vocal cords or something so he couldn't talk...and i'm liking sandra's hair...
Is it wrong that I'm kinda loving her top/dress? Is it too five years ago?
Gotta go look up a pic of the entire dress.
Sandra has tranny neck!!
She is too old for the screen anymore Miss Congenialty 2 was just plain embarassing...and her white trash husband belonged to someone else (who happened to be pregnant at the time) when Sandy started screwing him...Nice..the wife at the time was a porn star or stripper. His nasty has been in a lot of scarey places...for the "nice girl" Sandy...this was an odd choice. She is a mediocre actress..take after take is the same boring careful execution...BORING..dailies were torture!
I guess, we will just have to stay in the time warp today. Enjoy the ride people.
i love sandra...keanu, well he's hot, but his acting...not so much.
I saw Keanu on Leno and he was an AWFUL interview. Painful.
YOU KNOW HE LOOKS ABOUT AS FABULOUS AS HARLEY BITCH DID AFTER SHE RODE THE FIVE FOOT CHEETO ROD!
The Lake house is a remake of Il Mare and got good reviews. Glad that Keanu is out & about again. Yeah he's looking a little more tired than usual and a little more Chinese than usual. Sandra, love her...They actually make a good acting team.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/...m/m/lake_house/
Keanu.. keanu.. is going up.. sigh..
That girl was not his girlfiend she was a groupie junkie bitch who was having the baby in spite of him..his people covered that up and paid her to fuck off..they all sighed a big collective sigh of relief when she miscarried and she was kicked to the curb. She crashed her car into a cement wall after partying all night at Marilyn Manson's house blasted out of her mind. She was a huge hanger on on the fringes of the scene and sleezed her way to Keanu through his mother and was NEVER his girlfriend. He was with Caryann at the time of all of this. The Jennifer girl was once a nanny for David Lynch and thats how they met. She lived upstairs from me in Koreatown LA this story that Keanu is sad is a bunch of horse shit!!
YOU KNOW THESE TWO ARE FUCKING LIKE DIRTY HORNY SLUTS IN HEAT!
What happened to Keanu? - Depression. His baby was stillborn and his baby's mom suffered from depression after losing the child and she died later in an auto accident.
He hasn't been the same.
but... but... she was in that brilliant movie crash! you know the one that was a pity vote for oscar and that tried desperately to be more important than it was.
Thanks for the info Patty Cake (I think the baby was stillborn and not a miscarriage though) & Bonnie Blue.
I'll always love Ke. He just seems like a big sad puppy dog to me. Sandra is cute; they'd make a good couple in real life (and prolly did at one point). It's nice to see two non-blonde 40-something actors who still have semi-careers.
(Remember, aging is the great equalizer. We're all gonna wonder where all the 30-year-old actors went if this shitty 'youth is god' trend keeps up.)
I think he looks great - he's just aging, like the rest of us. I don't see any bloat. He's hot.
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I agree, he looks pretty damn good for 40+
I don't care I would still hit it MK
and Patty Cake I would have to concur with you on that story. That was never his girlfriend she was just another star fucker.
My God! Keanu looks HOT! beautiful as always. The guy will be 42 this year, had so many problems in his life (I read he is a very depressed person), and still running his career and looking for different projects, doing good things (he has A Scanner Darkly next month). What I noted is that he is looking more and more Asian as he ages. But gorgeous, no dscussion about that.
blah & Blah
snuh
If you think that's confusing.....
Sandra is kinda boring, but I have to give her props for not being a stank-ass ho.
I feel sorry for Keanu..He and his girlfriend had a baby in 1999 but the baby was stillborn and then his girlfriend died in a car accident in 2001... that just makes me sad for him..
he makes me sad, she is beautiful....mini yawn
I think he looks fabulous. Sophisticated even.
Her Vanity Fair cover is a refreshing change of pace from the Paris/Lohan cheesiness
He looks awesome for 42! Surely not on a regular work out routine anymore but who can blmae him, LoL! She looks great too!
I think I would see this movie if it had a speeding bus or maybe a bomb..
Sandra gives a lot of money to charity so how can you hate on her. and lots of ppl tell my hubbie he looks like keanu so i am biased too. he looks damn hot for 40.
I'd still hit it! The guy is almost 42 and looks damn fine for his age. He might not be on a regular work out routine though...
I love Sandra and I want her man!
Love them both. Considering what most people look like after 40 (hell, after *30*), I think they both look amazing.
I refuse to see the movie until I know if it has a happy ending. I've had enough 'dark and edgy' to last me a fucking lifetime.
Give me the cheesy moment, dammit!
Keanu will always be hot!
I think he looks great - he's just aging, like the rest of us. I don't see any bloat. He's hot.
I really like Sandra's hair here. Keanu is ok.
I love her because she married a dude who was married to a porn star. Sandra must have some amazing confidence.
Keanu works out at a place in west hollywood that used to be called Workout Wearhouse. Now its called fitness factory. THe rumor was that Sandra was going to buy it after one of the owners died..but it was eventually bought by the lesbians that owned the nightclub upstairs. Its on Lapeer and Santa Monica Blvd . Sandra worked out there too. Its a trainer gym and a lot of celebs worKout there. He comes on his motorcylce with bed head and is sweet. Sandra always has the overpaid trainer watch her run on a treadmill and stretch her. She's neither here nor there..doesn't really socialize. He's more friendly. I will say that Sandra is generous..she helped pay for the guys funeral and gives lots of cash regularly . She also threw a very nice wrap party on Miss COn 2 and showed up with her now husband, then boyfriend in and awesome Bentley.
BTW we wanted Jesse James to dip his cock into the chocolate fountain...but he didn't !!!
Patty Cake | 06.14.06 - 12:18 pm | #
screw you, hooker! i lived in that apartment too (with Fred) and i can tell you, Jenn was no hanger-on! if so, why was our answering machine always full with his message from fucking Oz while he was there shooting? why did he take her to the premiere? she wasn't a NANNY for Lynch.
fucking whore, SHUT IT! speaking ill of the dead is bad karma and i hope you get yours!
ignore this bitch, Patty Cake. she doesn't know what she's fucking talking about and is full up to her eyeballs with untrue SHIT!
Um, actually, most of Pattycake's story is fairly true. The gal in question wasn't a "nanny" but an "assistant." In fact that was her "thing"--she took "assistant" gigs in the industry to gain access to her groupie-fantasy.
She was a drugged out groupie (cocaine and Klonopin and some valium-like stuff found in her deathcar and in her system--not even her own Mom denies this. Mom sued Marilyn Manson for giving daughter the drugs), and pretty much a slut. She ran with the rock-n-roll-heroin-druggie crew back in the day. Had a gig at some record Co., used to frequent Marilyn Manson fansites before she insinuated herself into the lives of those she idolized. Keanu DID NOT want her having the kid. He's an alcoholic and he used to be into drugs, too (have no idea about now) which is prolly why he screwed the groupie without a condom. He asked her to get rid of it, she refused, and a fight ensued (any patron/employee at Chaya Venice restaurant that fateful night in '99 remembers it-it was a loud argument, no mistaking the topic, kids). She prolly killed the kid by druggin' it up in the early 1st trimester,before she knew she was preggo, setting the stage for the placental abruption that later killed baby. At any rate, Keanu Cheryl, Erwin, etal. breathed a HUGE collective sigh of releif when this trash killed kid..and, later, self.
Actually, whatever Keanu is doing, it's making him a better actor. 
Hey bottlingupthecrazy...Sarah told us all the whole story..you were high all the time you skank...
Charmball = Patty Cake.
I can't help it. I like them both and I'm going to see The Lake House Friday and A Scanner Darkly at the LA Film Festival.
As for Jen, she's been dead for 5 years. Let the dead rest in peace. And if he didn't love her when she was alive, he might love her now because the dead expect very little from the living. Her death and Ava's were both tragedies.
I just hope Keanu can get what he wants and need from life. He's a good guy.
i don't do drugs, never have. you must have me confused with someone else.
i wasn't Fred's g/f. i was roommates with Jenn when he was gone. TRY AGAIN.
Methinks he's being practicing the kung-fu maybe...nah...that'd be too passe and pedestrian for you lot. 
patty cake doesnt =charmball you stupid girl. You never lived in Fred's apt..i am his x wife you dumbass!! He told me everything that happened.
anyhow all of Silverlake rejoiced when that bitch Jen killed herself...there was practically a friggin parade to celebrate..she got what she deserved
cha cha are you a choreographer?
He's channeling a bit of Don Johnson. Keanu's getting older, don't we all? He's still cute though..
He used to be the hotness in The devil's advocate.He really should hook up with Charlize.
So...wait. I think I believe Patty Cake. Because bottlingupthecrazy says in the first post she lived in apt with Fred, then later a few posts down says that she lived there when Fred was GONE. So which is it? I wonder who bottlingupthecrazy could be? Erika? Carrie? Jessicka? At any rate, I think the pregnant girl really thought she had a chance to grab the full-on brass ring. I understand she flipped a bitch when Mr. Reeves refused to marry her/continue a relationship. He was going to send $$$ and visit the kiddo, and that's ALL he was gonna do... from what I heard. The "messages from Oz" were probably messages notifying pregnant chick of impending legal arrangements for the kid. He was banging a blonde radio show chickie named rachel in Oz...along with his costar and a couple other chicks... The pregnancy turned him off, and put quite the damper on the relationship,... But that's the way I hear he is with his lovers...he runs hot-and-cold, real moody guy......
Fred kicked you to the curb too!!! and then you got knocked up and dumped the kid...who's going to hell??? BABABAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA
They make a handsome middle-aged couple.
the messages from "OZ" were just Keanu drink dialing....ha ha ha
Fred was having a mid life crisis after he and his wife split and let AMy move all her wayward friends move in who couldn't pay their rent..like Jen whose piece of shit Honda was always littering the parking lot until they could scam another guy...he was having a total breakdown and eventually had to leave that apt to get rid of AMy and she was later evicted after not paying rent for months.
Ohh drama. I can't remember last week but you bitches know all about 6 or 7 years ago.
Um...for those of you who want to know more about the movie instead of Keanu's baby momma and the people who knew her - think of the TV movie "The Love Letter" (199
I love Sandra. I think she's great because she's just down-to-earth. I don't even think she has to pretend.
first, just because you live with someone doesn't mean you date them. perhaps i phrased that poorly.
i'm not carrie or erika and sure as fuck not jessicka. nor am i a "wayward" friend. i helped Jenn out. it's a two way street. and "littering" the parking lot? you say that as if the apartment building was the Taj Mahal. NOT.
Patty Cake claims she is an x wife and later refers to herself in third person, as if not the ex wife? suspect at best.
the messages from Oz were WAY before she got pregnant, so no. whether they were exclusive is/was none of my business.
and the last thing, Patty Cake, you are one sick, bitter, dirty old tampon for saying that anyone, even an enemy, DESERVES to have their baby die and then die in a car wreck themselves. rejoicing in someone's death makes you, at best, a mouth-breathing bottom-feeder.
keanu was extremely hot in point break, i mean really hot. now he looks like hes really suffering with his life now. after his friend od at the viper room, and all the people that where, including keanu, johnny depp, shannon dogherety and there where others, keanu being his friend, ran out on him, didnt help river at all, left little brother of river to help him alone. keanus life after that has been spiralling down. but he continued to make some good movies but internally hes hit bottom.
What happened to Keanu? - Depression. His baby was stillborn and his baby's mom suffered from depression after losing the child and she died later in an auto accident.
He hasn't been the same.
spitty | 06.14.06 - 12:31 pm | #
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all those things happened after river o.d at the viper room. keanu was there and ran out on river while he was dying in the street
keano just needs some good pussy hes lonely i'd stilll hit it
well, keanu, shannon and johnny aren't paramedics. there's wasn't much they could have done for river, god bless his soul.
Keanu looks great; not too fond of Sandra's hair color, but she looks good, too.
"What happened to Keanu? - Depression. His baby was stillborn and his baby's mom suffered from depression after losing the child and she died later in an auto accident."
yeah not to mention his sister is dying, or dead, I dunno I feel bad for him he's gone through a lot of shit
that aside he still looks good to me
Well, they're both not very young ye know.
Bonnie Blue I noticed about 2 weeks ago that he's really aged suddenly, and I thought "WTF happened, that's the look of someone who is hitting the sauce heavy"...so I'd believe you. He also looks like maybe he's had some cosmetic work done too, he's all kind of pulled looking.
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Sandra needs to lose the Joan Rivers hairstyle and find some sex appeal. And Keanu just needs to come out of the closet. God these two are a snorefest.
I wish he would come out. He could still work in small films. He's made millions, he doesn't need the money.
i'm not carrie or erika and sure as fuck not jessicka. nor am i a "wayward" friend. i helped Jenn out. it's a two way street. and "littering" the parking lot? you say that as if the apartment building was the Taj Mahal. NOT.
Hey buottleupcarzy BITCH...the building was more than you could ever afford...living with 3 people in a 2 bedroom rent free,..who's the skank...YOU and NOONE liked or cared a shit about that Loser or you.I know who u are and you were just another junkie littering the landscape .She didn't have money for Carls JR. AMy had to buy her tampons!!! You all used AMY and Fred and then AMy kicked you out! Talk about bottomfeeder!!! FUCK OFF
True, everyone hated JS and her weirdo sycophant friends. 2 kinds of people around JS: ppl whose ass she kissed to get what she wanted, and her drugged-out "friends" who kissed her ass and used her. KR was playing rock star. Took some superfantastic drugs, met/banged this trashy groupie(JS),(along w/ a few others, these 2 were by no means "exclusive")for a while, on and off, in 97-98..maybe for a little bit of 99, but by 99 he was pretty much tired of fucking her, had started to extricate himself from her sleazy ass when she dropped the bomb that she was knocked up. JS flipped when he didn't rush her to the altar, she thought she would be the junkie whore cinderella in this twisted fantasy, she thought she was holding the Golden Ticket in her uterus. She was pathetic, deluded, opportunistic, and when the man's paid lackeys finally got the situation under control, she spun out. This bitch killed her own kid and herself. The only "tragedy' is that all her wooonderful "friends" who supposedly loooved her ass soooo freakin MUCH didn't do a god damned thing to stop her from taking drugs while she was pregnant, OR from taking drugs the morning she spray-painted Cahuenga Blvd. with her brains. Yeah. She was REALLY loved. And, um, SPECIAl. Such a SPECIAL girl...
Besides being over 40 has anyone thought that KR's "puffy" look has anything to do do with the role in the movie he just played or possibly a current role?
Not every part needs a 5% body fat leading man. Look at Jared Leto and what he did for his latest role.
I'm sad to hear all these bad things about Jen S. but her friends couldn't have stopped her from taking drugs. She had to want to quit on her own. As for the baby Ava, I think her being stillborn was just an accident, a twist of fate, destiny. It's an ardulous journey from womb to the world which anyone with fertility problems will tell you. Bringing up all these ugly rumors isn't going to do anything. But Keanu looked damned good and was very charming on Kelly and Regis. Kelly used have a Keanu cut out from Speed in her All My Children dressing room.
This is my last comment...but anonymous and charmball have the story straight. I do hope Keanu has rehabbed himself and stayed away from these types of girls. This crop is too old to get these guys now, but there are always a fresh crop in the wings. It just pisses me off that 5 years later these skags think they can rewrite history to make this a sad relationship that lost a baby. It was so far from that and luckily Keanu had an excellent staff to keep her out of the picture and that she finished the job herself. She was yet another Hollywood casualty, a drug riddled wannabe who was too dumb to make anything of herself. Let this be a lesson to the current flock. There will always be rich guys that will fuck you, use you and pay you to fuck off. But the damage to your self esteem will kill you..either with drugs or car accidents, jails,all the seedy realities of that lifestyle. When all was said and done, a house in the hills, a new SUV, a dead baby, no husband and a nasty drug habit did her in..like it does to so many. Sad Sad Sad..so before you defend this skank think about what you are defending. If you were her friend...then you shouldve told her to stay away from Keanu,drugs and get a real job! Thats the last I am going to say about all this!
It's funny that in all of this Keanu comes out to be the innocent by-stander. Everyone was responsible for their part, and then some, except him. SHE leached on, SHE got pregnant, SHE blah blah blah. His dick was just off on its own little adventure. He had no say in any of this and let his "people" handle it? That's a pretty chump thing to do.
And suggesting that anyone stop anyone else from doing drugs is pretty ludicrous.
Don't you think Keanu is more into guys than girls?
Keanu is, indeed an asshole. But he can afford to be. He's rich and famous and he can afford to have expensive professional spin-doctors and attorneys clean up his messes. No one's saying he's a sweetheart--except maybe his employees who are turning lemons into lemonade: Messy drunk of an actor plays rockstar for a minute--complete with benders and groupies..oopsie, one girl can't take the heat of a degrading fling, a tragic stillbirth, and she dies a sordid death. Meanwhile, the powers that be are prettying him up for his next disappointment, and spoonfeeding the public this whole "poor little rich boy" saga (funny how his camp has been hypervigilant about "respecting his privacy" and "keeping his personal tragedies out of the limelight" but the minute he has to promote a movie which posits him as a sympathetic, heartfelt character, they trot out this old, dead horse. Oh, the dead baby! Oh, the dead 'girlfriend' Oh, the drama! The angst! Go see the movie now that you the deep well of emotion from which Reeves draws his characterization! Oh, sob! Weep! Moan! What crap. He is completely self-serving and insensitive. Surprise, huh? A tacky Hollywood actor who'll use the corpses of his kid and her mom to promote a project now that his star is dimming. Shocking (yawn...)
guys, you're assholes. spreading lies about keanu. how can you?!
he's a wonderful, thoughtful, gentle person. and handsome!
Keanu is Teflon but they were adults playing adult games. I hope his movies do well because I like seeing him on the big screen. He has it, charisma. I don't think he's trotting out his dead kid or ex girlfriend to sell tickets. He only mentioned his losses in the Parade article. Maybe he is tired of his old life and he wants some kids and a wife, now. But I might be reading the same article in 2015.=0)
Do you believe the things that are being posted here about a deceased person and an actor that none of us know personally? I don't know the truth, but a little compassion for peoples' tragedies, even when partly self-induced, can't hurt.
Someone has trotted out Jennifer and the baby and if it wasn't Keanu who was it?
Keanu here...i had to bring out the dead baby and the dead booty call...ny movie sucks and i'm barely a star anymore and I just all around suck...so please forgive me, I know I will rejoin my skanky friends in hell..so let me just enjoy my time here...heaven on earth for assholes!! thanks for all the truth telling here on d-listed...i love you all for respecting the truth..
luv,
Keanu
He didn't need to trot out hiss sorows to sell tickets; he's still an A List star. the Lake House is really good; I was entertained. People don't go to movies because the stars had a hard knock life.
No wonder Keanu's gfriend was so unhappy - judging from some of the posts here she was surrounded by some NASTY people.
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