Very trance-inducing.
...and how nice that she can just "phone in" her videos now.
Where the fuck did everyone go?
MK, I'm shocked! Hell, I won't even give her the benefit of the doubt. I don't acknowledge anything this bitch has done since that shitty Bedtime Stories.
This kind of reminds me of her "Ray of Light" cd.
MJF has forgiven Song Fucker | 06.14.06 - 8:29 pm | #
Does Bonnie still have her butt in that ush post? Dammit!
*Bush
wash your eyes out too MK!!!
*Bush
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.14.06 - 8:36 pm |
Yeah...I just tried again. She's hopeless! 
i'm trying to bribe her with ice cream!
I'm here. I'm afraid to watch. I saw her in concert on her last tour and it was awful so I am now scared of her.
OMG, Dlisted actually liking Madonna. Please, the woman is a legend, and takes her career seriously. I don't mind you bashing her over the Kabbalah shit, she deserves it for that, but stop ragging on Madonna. She still puts out great stuff, and I have a lot of respect for her.
she's awfully late to jump on the techno/trance train
i dunno...i'm not that impressed
she just doesn't do it for me anymore
My work here is done. G'night all!
man I use to love her!
Night MJF!
bonnie! here's your ice cream
now you must stay away from that thread!
night mjf...
I have respect for Madge...she's just old and should stop. She used to be fantastic....not so much anymore. The concert was painful. I wish I saw her in the 80s instead.
Alec Rules!!! | 06.14.06 - 8:39 pm
Who is Alec? Just curious.
Spin...I can be in both. I can multitask.
Ice cream? someone say ice cream? LOL
only women can multitask, the closest men get to multi-tasking is switching hands while masturbating
Kitkat, lmao!
Not impressed. BORING!!! Same damn synthesizers, same mechanically pumped up voice, same Eurotrashy "melody" and disco beat that she has used for a couple of decades on other songs. So freaking predictable. Her shit is really tired.
That is the best song on the album and i loved the video!
anyone who disagrees is lying!
RESPECT
MJF hahaha. We are stuck in the W thread. HELP!!!
No substance behind all the smoke and mirrors. Never has been.
Song sucks video is boring.
ATTACK OF THE LEOTARD
KitKat loves STUPID PEOPLE | 06.14.06 - 8:45
If that, lol.
oh my god. I tried giving it a chance. I really did. I want to shoot myself now.
W thread? i have been gone all day
this sounds sooo familiar
Baby we can do it take our time do it right
We can do it bay-bay
Do it to-nite
That's really bad.
Add a splash of Kylie Minogue, stir, enjoy.
ok, I can't take anymore. I have gone from getting bashed in an ASHANTI thread of all things, and I have to end the day with this ho. Good night everyone. Hopefully Thursday will be better!
Boring song. Boring video. But it's no coincidence that her latest video is comprised of shots of her singing live (for lack of a better word). She's on tour now and by watching this video we are supposed to go want to see her show... not so subtle marketing but when is Madonna ever subtle. Hung Up and Sorry were great songs, this one is blahhhhhhhhhh.
tootles TANG!
Tang Wei Dong
later!
Bye Tang!
This song sounds like something that got cut from an earlier album like Ray of Light... recyling junk for the filler tracks. This is not hit single material.
bye tang.
...She's on tour now and by watching this video we are supposed to go want to see her show... kupkake | 06.14.06 - 8:53 pm | #
Ehm you can't see her show since it's SOLD OUT everywere around the world.
THIS SONG IS A FUCKING RIP OFF OF
"BABY WE CAN DO IT, TAKE THE TIME, DO IT RIGHT, WE CAN DO IT BABY...DO IT ALL NIGHT."
I SMELL A LAWSUIT...
i dont like this is video at all.. i feel like im gonna get sick watching it
I'm here. I'm afraid to watch. I saw her in concert on her last tour and it was awful so I am now scared of her.
Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach | 06.14.06 - 8:39 pm | #
Which tour do you mean??? The latest one or the one in 2004???
Youri...
the one in 04...she hasn't blessed NYC with her presence on this tour yet.
MORE IMPORTANTLY,
Beyonce's new track featuring, surprise, Jay-Z was leaked on the Net this week...called "DEJA VU"
anyone else hear it? Their collabos are getting OLD AND TIRED... The beat, WITH HORNS, once again is utilized and played out.
Plus she's SCREAMING way way too much.. like OMG, i think i lost some of my hearing.
But since it's a Beyjiggle song featuring her Camel Face, it's gonna be a hit
yeah, doesn't she have enough money to retire? like the rolling stones. ugh, who needs to see that flabby old shit
yeah, doesn't she have enough money to retire? like the rolling stones. ugh, who needs to see that flabby old shit
C'mon MK....this video is marginally better than her last two embarrasing attempts. Who would want to watch this twice? The concept is kinda ok...but it is poorly executed......and not for the whole video. LAZY is right....she needs to put some more effort into her videos..it was what she was once known for. I admire her ability to remain out there.....but I have no desire to see her in concert.
hate
I love Prico!!! | Homepage | 06.14.06 - 9:04 pm | #
The song has a sample of some other song, so maybe that's why it sounds like a rip off. I can check the cd booklet to see which song but I'm too lazy 
In my opinion "Get Together" is one of the best songs on the album, I'm not sure about the video though.
"BABY WE CAN DO IT, TAKE THE TIME, DO IT RIGHT, WE CAN DO IT BABY...DO IT ALL NIGHT."
can she please just get mangled and die already in a car wreck with Parasite and Brit Brit?
y y y
Youri...how is the wholw album? I heard from a DJ friend that it's actually really good but I'm scared.
Youri...
the one in 04...she hasn't blessed NYC with her presence on this tour yet.
Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach | 06.14.06 - 9:06 pm | #
Oke I didn't know you're from NYC
I loved her last tour although I think the one she does now is way better. Her last tour was more simple, this show is no where near simple. Judgeing from the clips I've seen and the reviews I've read it's amazing. She even talks to the audience and lets them sing in her mic, I mean HELLO...when did this happen??? She never did things like that.
Yep...NYC here. Well, I just hated the last tour. Maybe it was an off night but no one I know enjoyed it. I dunno. I have been to MANY concerts and her's ranks somewhere near the bottom. IMO.
Youri...how is the wholw album? I heard from a DJ friend that it's actually really good but I'm scared.
Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach | 06.14.06 - 9:15 pm | #
Well I like it no preacing about kablalala this time (thank god) Just nice dance music. Why don't you download it? If you hate it just delete it.
I may just do that Youri. I have to reload my whole ipod on to my new computer and I have been lazy about it. I guess I should do that.
sorry.. even as a toon with splash computer background graphics that fuggy hair, her awful facial expressions and her insincere singing doesn't do it anymore.
Yep...NYC here. Well, I just hated the last tour. Maybe it was an off night but no one I know enjoyed it.
Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach | 06.14.06 - 9:19 pm
Well maybe she was pissed because she was booed in NYC one night because she was praising Michael Moore (who was in the audience).
its good....I think i would like it better without the microphone...its kind of distracting
I think i would like it better without the microphone...its kind of distracting
JessNess | 06.14.06 - 9:31 pm | #
I agree
Kind of a bore. Nice try, Madonna.
I liked her past two singles (hated the videos) but the song and the video both nearly put me to sleep. it's not catchy or interesting at all.
I like this, too!
MK--was it soap on a rope?!
I'm transported to my youth...back to the clubs...
boring...
favourite single from the album. good choice
Get ready to jump,
get ready to jump...
I love the song,
AND the video isn't bad considering how bad the "Sorry" video was.
Love it, go girl pop that couchie like you use to.
nite kids!
Lame. Sorry, it just is.
Hey...I'm back. I have officially left the W thread.
i am naked
It reminds me of a commercial, maybe they'll tie it into HMH.
i am naked
Anonymous | 06.14.06 - 10:30 pm | #
But are you hot?
i am naked
Anonymous | 06.14.06 - 10:30 pm | #
But are you hot?
Hi Bonnie Blue
Hey Prico my dear.
oh fuck Prico i wrote you something but i screwed up and dissapeared...
shit!!!!
how was movie???
i have to go!!!
i need a bed and i need to sleep...
good night to all of you!!!
don't party too much ok???
*kissing everyone*
Love me some o' dat!
I suddenly feel like buying an IPod... and I don't know why.
Hello to all you hot bitches.
Night, Vanina.
Oops, I missed Vanina... well, if you see the post tomorrow, "The Devil Wears Prada" was awesome!
I just watched the video. I like the Music but the Video made me dizzy! 
Prico, I'm glad it was awesome. I really want to see it. FYI....don't go in the W thread and if you do, put on a hazmat suit.
Hi, Prico and Blue.
i am naked
Anonymous | 06.14.06 - 10:30 pm | #
Can you email it to me? Thanks.
Blue...What the hell is the W thread?
Sassy...the george bush thread.
Email you what?
I haven't even mustered the energy to watch the Bush video... I have no intentions of going there.
Good thing Prico. I got into some heated discussions. I was then told that I am a gay man and a pedophile. Now, I find that interesting...
Blue..Thanks. I won't even fucking go there.
I was talking to this person not you!
i am naked
Anonymous | 06.14.06 - 10:30 pm | #
Can you email it to me? Thanks.
Sassy Ass.. | Homepage | 06.14.06 - 11:12 pm | #
Ahhh Sassy...gotcha...it's late....sorry.
Thanks for saying hi to me Prico. I said hi to you, hot bitch!
she is like old enough to be my grandmother. some things a kid just doesn't want to see. or hear. good thing she a loyal following, cuz i don't see my friends picking up her music. or a concert. besides what kid can afford those prices.
Bonnie..You are a juicy peach? YUM! I love peaches.
Prico needs a spanking, bitch!
Yup, we were all making up a fruit salad before because of the Patricia Fields post. So, I am a peach. Prico supplies the bananas and Vanina is a strawberry...I dont remember the others.
I want to be a fruit!
PRICO!!!!!!!!
*waving a picture of Colin Farrel's dirtstar*
OK, Sassy, you ca be a fruit too. Just not a peach. Tabatha already tried to take it from me. I had to protect what is mine.
I want to be a HOT fruit... My brain is dead from PMS'ing and drinking for my cramps. Can you give me a fruit name?
Prico..Where are you, bitch?
oh, kumquat is also taken...but it's really cumtwat.
What about a passion fruit?
yeah this vid is actually cool. kudos to whoever made it! its nice when vadge isnt actually physically involved in her whole contrived video process.
Sassy- How about 'candy apple' Yum!!
Blue...I will take it! 
I'm here. Hi Sassy!
Damn Prico...my arm was getting tired waving that pic. Took you long enough.
Yummy!!! I love it. How are you? I don't want Blue to be pissed off at me. I was going to go with Barberry since I am drinking. And I swear the is a fruit. I googled it!
Sorry, got distracted, hehe.
Sassy...you can go with whatever...won't bother me. I am braindead so passion fruit was all I could come up with.
Hey, I just got a blog! There's nothing in it, though, lol.
So distracted that Colin Farrel's dirtstar didn't even move you...wow...that's distraction.
Sorry Blue. Had to change it. It goes with the name I have.
Hey, Prico.
Cool Prico...you'll have to let us all in once there is something to see.
That's cool Sassy...gotta go with what works.
Prico..Put your blog on your homepage. I must see it. Is there any naked pictures of you?
Thanks Blue.
Dang, of course not, I just created it! LOL
Prico...WILL there be nekkid pics?
None for now. Jesus, haven't you had enough? It's probably gonna be mostly for my movie reviews.
Where are you Yummy?
It's still empty...
Prico..We can't get enough of your naked body. Damn!!! Can you change your Gravatar so I can see it, please? 
Move reviews are good. I'm down with that. I am experiencing cabin fever. I can not tell you how bored I am.
Hi sassy, here I am! I'm glad you like it! I read this blog sometimes and you always seem sweet....it fits you and your little picture! Goodnite guys!
I don't have it as my avatar anymore... 
nite yummy
Michael actually liked a Madonna vid? I didnt even see ' Vadge ' or ' crusty old vagina' on the message. Times are a' changin'
Hey peeps!
What it do?
So prico, is the name of the blog dirtstar something?
Okay I have a problem so here goes.
If you drink bacardi everynight does that make you a drunk?
I seriously wanna know..I am a happy guy with a great wife, 2 gorgeous kids, nice job..but just like to have a drink or 2 (strong) of Bacardi and coke to unwind.
I'm worried I could have health effects and if this makes me a drunk.
I really need to know if this is normal or if I need help!!!!
Night, Yummy. And thanks for the name. Thanks for saying I seem sweet. I try to be.
Prico..What did you do with it?
What it do?
Dlist Queen | 06.14.06 - 11:55 pm | #
What it do? What does that mean?hehehe
Sassy, I was gonna ask the same thing.
helpme | 06.14.06 - 11:57 pm | #
Why would you ask here? Just curious. I haven't seen your name before.
Bonnie..I think I deleted your email address. Can you send it to me? I want to show you my goregous kids.
Bonnie..Never mind. I have it. Check your email, love.
Try the blog now, Sassy...
Sass...I dont have any mail...
Prico...that pic is actually you?
Yep.
That's my previous avatar.
I just sent it, Bonnie..Sorry.
BABY WE CAN DO IT, TAKE THE TIME, DO IT RIGHT, WE CAN DO IT BABY...DO IT ALL NIGHT."
I want Suri now!! | Homepage | 06.14.06 - 9:11 pm | #
This is exactly what I thought when I heard it too. Ripoff to the extreme!!
"I SMELL A LAWSUIT..."
I love Prico!!! | Homepage | 06.14.06 - 9:04 pm | #
So do I. I really like vintage Madge. I don't really like any of her new stuff. I can still picture her in "Who's Take Girl?" she was something in her hayday.
Prico..I just looked. WOW! Nice ass, legs and ballsac.
LOL, Sassy, now you can sleep like a baby.
And so can I, it's past midnight... good night, all!
NIght...
Prico...I recognize the pic, just didnt realize it was you. It's a great pic. I have done a lot of B&W photography.
Sorry, I just kind of blasted in here. I saw those two posts and went, That's what I wanna say! and dragged them on down lol!!
Bonnie..That is HOT Prico. Shall we rape him? I love his ASS! Is ther any way we can make you straight tonight?
Prico has great form and beauty.
Sassy, I totally agree. Lets tie him down and convert him.
Night, Prico..Thanks for the great Gravatar!
*Muah* Sleep dreams
Doubt it, Sassy. Bonnie, you can do my next photo session. After I get rid of a few pounds...
Thanks Cammie.
Prico...you're on. I miss my photography.
Sorry ladies but I am happy he is hanging tight. For some reason I just respect a man who is gay and stays gay, to one who flips back and forth.
Cammie you have a point but there are some that are just such a loss to the other side. Oh well.
*goes in search of a good straight guy*
I've never had a cooter in front of me, Cammie... I wouldn't know what to do. LOL
Cammie Show me the baby! | 06.15.06 - 12:23 am
"Hanging tight" *Snickers*
I seen his Gravatar before but had to see it again. VERY HOT!
Bonnie..Let's go to his house and do it now while the little hot bitch is sleeping! He will love it! We will make this bitch straight.
Hi,Cammie.. He does!
This is a change of subject (heavens!) but I am so mesmerized by the Heather Mills call girl drama going on. There are people forming a line around Harrods who were eye witnesses and worked with her but she is still denying it all... this is going to bust wide open soon.
Prico....we can teach you. Don't you worry.
Dammit, Prico.. Damien is my next man. He thinks I am hot so I shall convert that bitch!
Sassy...you're on. Who's gonna drive to FL?
Wait....sassy, let's take the helicooter!
Hanging tight" *Snickers*
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 12:25 am | #
I was kind of proud of that one Blue Rose, and hello Sassy!
Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach | 06.15.06 - 12:27
God, could you imagine a road trip with the Dlisted crew? Jaysus!
Sorry ladies but I am happy he is hanging tight. For some reason I just respect a man who is gay and stays gay, to one who flips back and forth.
Cammie Show me the baby! | 06.15.06 - 12:23 am | #
We were just playing with Prico. Gay men are HOT!
LOL... let me know how it goes with Damien. Take pictures if you can.
Ok, my neck is getting warm... that means sleep is imminent. Good night sweeties!
Night Prico! I'm out too-have to go out of town tommorrow. Night Sassy, Bonnie, and Cammie!
Good nite prico, and Blue Rose!
NIght Prico and Blue.
Wow, there ARE some people up late, tonight....
Hello loves! I'm not sure if this will work or not, but I've promised pics, and I'm going to try to email them.....we shall see...
What's going on 2nite?
Heather Mills is a one legged whore, -did I say that?......
Wait....sassy, let's take the helicooter!
Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach | 06.15.06 - 12:28 am | #
I think that would be fine. Can you drive this bitch because I can't. The road trip with the Dlisters would be too much fun.
Cammie..Hello hot bitch.
Hey bz...
Yeah Cammie, you mentioned that but it's still a good thing to repeat.
Hey, BZ.. Getting ready to go to bed. I want to see a picture soon.
Hey Sassy and Bonnie, yeah I know, but I just love the British tabloids, they deliver the goods in such a 'cheesy' way, makes it a lot more interesting.
Oh, losing Sassy to the sandman too? good nite Sassy.
Ugh...Devil Wears Prada doesn't come out till June 30th. Fucker Prico already saw it. I was thinking he was only getting a few days jump on the rest of us...not weeks. GRRRR!
I think you're gonna lose me to the sandman as well. I'm fading fast.
G'night.
Prico..Damien and I are meeting next month, bitch! I will make sure I take a picture.
Night Prico and Blue.
With Meryl Streep and Anne Hathaway?
Night, Cammie..Kids get up early.
nite Sassy!
I saw Vadge on tour. I could have touched her! I love this new video, too.
Sassy, I tried sending a Yahoo photo album, but I'm so technologically retarded, that I'm not sure if I did it right!!!! duh....maybe I'm just sleepy too...
I like the art and colours of the video, and I think it's better than the past few, but she looks god-damn ugly.
Nightie night Sassy and Bonnie Blue...probably not far behind.
she is still desperate for attention.
awesome video!
Check out my video i took of amy sedaris at a strangers with candy Q@A
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I love this old bitch and I can't wait to see her at MSG ! HAHAHA Now everyone's going to hate on me
Old hag...needs to haul her ass into the nursing home where she can do her retro shit (and badly, at that) without making an ass of herself, which she does so well.
I Love this song. It's the Holiday of the millenium. And the video is working for me. It's a nice change from the big bugdet choreographed spectacles of the last two videos.
I love Madonna, but I hate this song.
Madonna is hardly making an ass of herself with the highest grossing concert dates this week, last week and next week, and the week after, and so on...She's putting out some fun dance grooves and you can be sure Miss Shaquandra has her confessions tickets and is read to go!!!
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I realized NO ONE gave that "help me" dude advice.
Not one.
This is because;
1. You guys can't pull your head from your asses for 2 seconds to give someone heartfelt advice, but would rather talk about your own fugly pictures and inane blogs
or
2. You're all alcoholics who deem his problem insignificant.
Either way, you guys suck.
madonna is old and over
ok, i know I'm going to draw everyone's wrath onto me, but I really like the video AND the song. I get the impression that it's very en vogue to hate madonna. come on people, there is MUCH more crappier music out there, just think of that hilton slut...
This just doesnt sound like the "work" of someone that's been doing this for thirty something years?!?
This just doesnt sound like the "work" of someone that's been doing this for thirty something years?!?
lovzit | 06.15.06 - 4:54 am | #
Yup. She's known for playing her "hits" out since 1992 with over-hyped, over-technoed, over-done songs.
This one is lame. ANYONE with a nice set of drumbeats and knowledge of DJ'ng could bust it out in 2 seconds.
CRAP.
I LOVED IT!
She is a tired CUNT
It's a shame Slim Shady and Kim Mathers are still married they just paid off the paparrazi. I am serious!
wait I said Shame I meant Shame haha I am not so no serious!
I mean Sham haha I am a stupid head!
that trance rythm is so 6 years ago! I'm just grateful she's not doing her yoga crap again!
Yawn...
I could only stand about 34 seconds of that. Unfortunately I'll have to avoid all the damn bars and clubs in Seoul until the next song. They fucking love her here. It's either her or 50 fucking Cent.
Is anybody awake yet? Helloooooo?
Good morning.... dragging ass into room
on topic: I refuse the watch the video. I'm so over Madonna - uh, like decades ago
Hey Harley! I'm up---at work. Another day in paradise...I think it's going to be a loooooong day!
Good Morning! *Picking eye boogers.*
Love it! And love the little SOS Band sample/steal. God, I wish this bitch was coming to Toronto.
ewww... eye crunchies.... i wanna go back to bed
and I don't know what's worse: Madonna or MJF's damn frog at the top... too early for that frog
Tabatha--I haven't watched it either, but it's because I get bummed every time I see something new that she does. It's like a boxer that does not know when to hang up the gloves. I grew up LOVING Madonna. I'm showing my (obviously old)age, I guess...
Need to spur this day along...
*snarfing bluebery coffee and happy pill* Back in a bit!
I used to love, love, love Madonna, too. Bedtime Story was the end of the road for me.
Mornin' tadpoles! *grabs Tabatha and sets up the framework for a mean tango* And Tabatha, dahlink, it's NEVER too early to DANCE!
Have to ask... did anyone see a post from 11:57pm from a guy named "helpme"?
no BZ, I idolized her way back when, but like I said I can't do it anymore. She needs to move on - like us. he he
OMG!!! You guys think it's weird that the very first song I hear when I turn Yahoo radio on is Holiday by none other than Madonna????????? Crazy.
Good Morning Everyone...I see we are all dragging our feet today. The alarm clock went off, and I went UUUGHHHHH *gotta go to work* and what do I do...log on to DLISTED - yeah baby - damn straight.
*rubbing hands together* It's Massage Thursday at casa froggie! Yay!
On topic...how many more versions of the same recycled shit is she going to release under the claim that it's "new"? Seriously...it was good the first 100 times, but not so much anymore.
Have to ask... did anyone see a post from 11:57pm from a guy named "helpme"?
jennifer | 06.15.06 - 8:56 am |
*finishing up 8 ball and pop-tart breakfast* He's askin' the wrong folks for advice with his drinking problem!
Michael actually liked a Madonna vid? I didnt even see ' Vadge ' or ' crusty old vagina' on the message. Times are a' changin'
MIGUEL MIGS | 06.14.06 - 11:55 pm | #
He stoped calling her Vadge a long time ago. Michael doesn't hate her he just likes to make fun of her, which is very easy these days.
probably someone pulling our leg
*gotta go to work* and what do I do...log on to DLISTED - yeah baby - damn straight.
Chryssy *yawn*
That's the only way to make it through the day!
yes, we are the alcohol, drug and sex experts here... we need a hotline
I had fun yesterday with the screwed up times.. it made my day go by so much faster.....
I thought the same things: Wrong crowd and fooling. Hell, I was out cold at that time. *Thanks, Coors Light*
Looks like some kids on here last night in one of the other threads
Some turd in the Jaclyn Smith thread said that anyone who posesses a vagina and is over the age of 35 should stay home 'cuz we're OLD and shit. It stung. It really stung, man.
I had fun yesterday with the screwed up times.. it made my day go by so much faster.....
Tabatha
That was too fucking frustrating, for me. I thought I was ageing at warp speed.
Yay!!! MY peeps are up! I was reading the W postings. Holy crap, those folks were getting quite nasty! They kept saying how well-educated and well-travelled they were, but they missed the well-mannered part. And they were nasty to Bonnie Blue! Let's not go there and let them have it to themselves!
Tabatha...schools out for the summer. I think we're going to have to grin and bear it for a while. Unless someone can find a way to broadcast an ultra-high frequency noise over this site to drive them away. I saw that shit on the news the other day! It really works!
Yep me too Jennifer
fuck 'em... i love my bagina and my age
OH give me a fucking BREAK PEEPS!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE HER CD and this is my FAVE on it!!!!!!!!!
and I don't care what ANY of y'all think!
MADonna ROCKS--she always has and always WIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
*sticks out tongue*
OK now I'll take my "y'all are just HATER'S" cap off and pretend like I belong...
Good morning my lovelies!
Let's not go there and let them have it to themselves!
Harley All Alone | 06.15.06 - 9:06 am | #
Let's nail the door shut and keep them in there.
over the age of 35 should stay home 'cuz we're OLD and shit. It stung. It really stung, man.
MJF has forgiven Song Fucker
I'm only a year off. Anyhoo, let's see how smug that little anklebiter is when they're at "the" age.
Oh CRIPES!!! Anonymous^^ was ME---NOW it doesn't have the same effect!LOL
Let's not go there and let them have it to themselves!
Harley All Alone
Let's nail the door shut and keep them in there.
MJF has forgiven Song Fucker
I've got the nail gun.
I super-heart Madonna.
Anonymous | 06.15.06 - 9:06 am |
*tentatively greeting a stranger, but NOT taking candy from them*
Mornin' Anonymous...
I'm educated, I travel. People are jealous cause they can't get on here during work hours and actually have to work.
omg... that word gives me a headache.... I need a mimosa
MJF, I want to see that turd when they turn my age and raise two kids! And tell her boyfriend to quit hitting on me! On topic...that video sucked! It was 1984 MTV!
Ooooohhhh, it's Sunny! Hey Sunny! *whew*
It was 1984 MTV!
Harley All Alone | 06.15.06 - 9:09 am
Word.
Good Morning, Anonymous (sunny).
OK, I'll admit I have Sorry on my iTunes. There, I said it.
and if this damn dumpster truck doesn't stop slamming the fucking dumpster into the cement for the 1000th time, I'm gonna go postal!
*skipping OJ, just drinking the champagne*
*handing jennifer ski-mask to ensure complete anonymity*
That's okay, Jennifer...you're secret's safe.
Hi GUYZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
Y'all know I love her!!!!!!
I can't hate on Madonna and her music--her religion is another story BUT I'm all about her entertainment!
and YAAAAAYYYYYY AmyG --another fan!
Dlisted Thursday confessional. Put it out there ladies and then we'll have Song Fucker sing the blues and we'll cry into our cocktails! Tabatha has the Mimosas.
I think we're gonna have to have a blast door for these ankle-biters. Start cutting and welding!
Sunny Sunny Sunny... what a great morning name... maybe I should change mine to Sunshine
MJF has forgiven Song Fucker
Thanks for the ski mask. I'm going Ninja style to burn down the Bush thread.
mmmmmmmm.....a mimosa sounds good right now. Just a little somethin' somethin' to take the edge off the 8 ball.
Off topic (like it really matters anymore anyway ) I read this morning that Madonna and Lohan are buddies now. I think Madge is a vampire and needs to suck the blood of the young to survive.
Good Morning-
God, it feels good to be back!
GD, I think if I drink any more alcohol since last nite...Actually I could use a bloody mary, that will get me going today
*Earth shattering yawn* Damn! Good morning everyone! Can't wake up this morning.
On the mimosa note, I love any drink disguised with a morning juice so that it somehow justifies drinking at 8 am . . .good stuff
Hey Jay! Hey Chryssy!
We have blueberry coffee or mimosa's Blue, your choice... oh and an 8 ball
Mornin' JAY - welcome back to the madness
***putting in ear plugs so I can't hear all the further venom spewed about madonna*** LOL
Tabatha--HAVE at it girl!
someone is using my pet name from NoAnjl "sunnybunny" already-- darnit!
Oh shit! I forgot! Driving home last night, they said on the radio that LongWHORia is writing a romance novel! She said it would have an erotic plot and the plot was top secret! Does anybody else see a plagiarism lawsuit?
Hey Blue Rose!
I agree, Jay! Screwdrivers, Mimosas, Bloody Marys...they're damn-near breakfast foods!
Hey MJF - throw me a hit of that 8 ball!!! I need to wake up.
And JAY - What's bonnaroo?
Good Morning to all who are shuffling in!
Fuck. Now Madonna is playing on the office radio. And it's playing Sorry.
JAY, Bonnaroo? You lucky bitch!
*tossing stash to Chryssy*
Okay tadpoles...I'm outta here! (I love Massage Thursday!) Catch you all on the new threads!
I saw some cheeto meth muffins somewhere.... *tripping over Chryssy and MJF*
The only thing LongWHORIA can write is a letter to Penthouse Forum.
Mmmm...Mimosas *Homer noises*
As far as Madonna goes, I used to like her, until she got all snotty and faux british. "Someone get me a FAHN!" Oy vey.
See ya, MJF! ribbitt.
Thanks MJF - I needed that. See ya in the B-day sluts
Hi Jay-Chryssy
Tabatha
Ok be back later as well!
Can she write a full letter? Probably just a memo or sticky-note or something like that. She'll have her 'assistant' do it.
Bye MJF!
jennifer | 06.15.06 - 9:22 am | #
Not even.
It's a huge music festival with 80+ bands playing all weekend. So excited, I can't contain myself!!
And JAY - What's bonnaroo?
Chryssy needs coffee | 06.15.06 - 9:20 am | #
Bye, sunny
DAMMIT - phone won't stop ringing
MJF, it is so funny to see your 4 posts in a row at the top of the post, lots o' dancin' legs!
JAY, is that here in JAX? If so, I must be deaf...I hadn't heard about it
See ya later jennifer
Not even.
Blue Rose
Huh? I'm not fully awake yet
No, it's in Mancester, TN, don't worry you still have your hearing
jennifer | 06.15.06 - 9:26 am | #
LOL, Longwhoria writing a letter to Penthouse.
See ya later jennifer
Chryssy
Wait? Where did I go? Am I sleepwalking again?
Damn JAY, lucky bitch...I know you'll have an awesome time *I'm jealous* Dammit
Good morning
Blue Rose damn my half asleep ass. I need a meth muffin!
Morning Daya!
LOL Jennifer - Maybe it's me...all these breakfast drinks are starting to get to me
Greetings, Dayanara.
*Why do I feel like I'm wearing the blue vest? Thaaaaaank you for visiting D-Listed!*
Here ya go jennifer...*throwing MJF's 8 ball she threw me earlier*
shit, bossman's here, i'm out!
Bye Jay!
Hola Dayanara...como tu usted? (Is that right?)
morning...
Morning Bonnie, you gay, male, pedophile, you!
Bye, JAY.
*catches the 8 ball. sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiif. Ha, ha, haaaaaaa. I LIKE it*
Cryssy: Como esta usted?
Hola, Bonnie!
DAMMIT - Sorry peeps I gotta do some work. Be back in a few.
Are we all back to nornal. Tom cut off my internets at 6 pm yesterday and I have not been able to get back on until now. I had the shakes all night!
Later Chryssy!
Oh and I refuse to watch this Madonna shit!
Hey blue and jennifer. Yes, I am a gay man and a pedophile but I am disguised as a 29 year old woman. It's a great trick!
Hey blue and jennifer. Yes, I am a gay man and a pedophile but I am disguised as a 29 year old woman. It's a great trick!
Morning Fancy, sucks about your internet. *Shakes fist at the man who runs the internets*
Later Chryssy!
Hey there, Fancy!
bye Cryssy.
Morning all!
Nikita!!!!!!
Mornin' Nikita!
Hey Nikita
Damn, I've been checking since 7 am, and once 8:30 hits you people kick it into high gear... now I have 50 posts to read. brb
Morning Nikita Jennifer and everyone else!
And Morning Prico! How was the movie?
Mornin' prico, mi amor
Prico...blame it on the 8 ball that was being passed around. Which hasn't gotten to me yet.
*waits impatiently*
Sorry, Bonnie. I was in a bit of an excited state and forgot to share. *catch*
Good morning to all who just came in! I'll be in and out alot. My partner in crime is taking off tomorrow, so trying to stay ahead!
Penthouse letters LOL! Bitch probably only qualifies for Hustler or Srew magazine!
morning all!
That's ok Jennifer. Thanks.
*catches 8 ball and goes to town*
Hey harley and christine
Wheres my 8-ball??
*tossing 8 ball to Fancy*
I'm not feeling very well today, I think I'm going to throw up my eggs. ugh
hi all!
no eight ball for me, I'm too busy to get high, for once.
oh no daya...sick isn't a good thing. feel better.
Good morning all! Good morning to today's SPG, jennifer!
The movie was A.W.E.S.O.M.E.!!!!!!!
I'd see it again. and again. and again. and again.
Back in Black
*Passing green tea to Dayanara.*
Hey, christine!
I know! I think it was that the licking on that crusty hemoroid.
Tell me love isn't true
it's just something that we do
tell me everything or not, but
don't ever tell me to stop...
my ipod is having a madonna moment...
Daya - Thanks for the spanish lesson
pass me back that 8 ball, I'm jonesing over here.
Prico wears Prada!!! LOL xoxoxo
Dayanara aka Afro clam | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 9:52 am | #
I don't know about everyone else, but I know I'm hungry now
I think I'm too tired to be hungry.
LOL, you posted as I was changing my name...
DAMMIT - FRIGGIN PHONE - I guess I'll be in and out too...Busy @ work today.
*tossing 8 ball to Fancy*
Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach |
Thanks
****running away****
Fancy | 06.15.06 - 9:56 am | #
You bring that back right now! I haven't got it yet. *Sips 10th mimosa*
Tossing blue vest in the air Mary Tyler Moore style. Someone better catch! My greasy haired troll boss is here. See you on B-Days.
Blue Rose, you're going to be passed out be eleven!
*tosses Prico a Prada bag to complete the outfit*
Oops! srew=screw! Too may Mimosas, not enough 8 ball!
I want Taco Bell.
Hey Prico! Can I be in yur club, I have Prada on my feet
Maybe i'll get a chance to blog a lil today, work has been so busy.
On Topic : The Madonna song is good. But it is so obvious that she is struggling badly between what people want her to be (80s/90s) and what she wants to be now.
Oh, and I am SOOO over that 70s hair. Is Europe going through a retro-70s thing or is this a one woman effort? I think the US is still going through retro 80s. The retro 80s movement seems to be longer than the 80s itself.
Ok Blue Rose ***here***
*steals 8 ball from Fancy*
Fuck, I really can't type this am. Fancy, toss me that 8 ball!
Fuck, I really can't type this am. Fancy, toss me that 8 ball!
Harley Loves Dlisted | 06.15.06 - 10:03 am | #
HHHHHAAA, I stole it!
Blue Rose has it now!! sticks out tongue at Jay!
L'Homme, the 80's were all about bad perms. It hasn't gotten that bad yet!
I'm out. Have to drive 40 miles this morning. Thank GOD I had all those mimosas, lol. Bye all!
Oops, here Jay. *Passes 8 ball to Jay* NOW I'm gone.
Bye Blue Rose, Safe Drunk Driving!!
bad perms and shoulder pads!
*tosses Nikita a different Prada bag to complete his outfit as well*
Don't anyone else jump on the Prada bandwagon...I'm out of Prada bags.
This 8 ball is going to be handy this weekend!
Ok, I'm breaking into the Ratwagon...don't let Mousie see! WOOOHOOO ! SCORE! *tosses drugs and cheetos and meth to all*
80s fashion was BAD!
L'Homme, the 80's were all about bad perms. It hasn't gotten that bad yet!
Harley Loves Dlisted
Maybe not but I saw a full rainbow mohawk yesterday LOL
christine weeds the yard | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 10:05 am | #
*shudders at thought of shoulder pads*
Maybe not but I saw a full rainbow mohawk yesterday LOL
L' Homme Nikita | 06.15.06 - 10:06 am | #
Is it wrong I think that sounds hot?
THANKS HARLEY
Harley you sneaky ho!! Give me some!
Morning my vatos... whats up??
Hey KeLL...we are all fighting over MJF's 8 ball and we've all had quite a few drinks...
Mousie is going to kick Harley's ass *hands armor to Harley*
The retro 80's music movement is still alive because music after the 80's sucked!!! LOL
Oh, and if I were to wear a bag, it would be Hermès, not Prada.
Funny 'bout the mohawk. On the way to work this morning, I saw a guy on a Vespa and he had a mohawk (a short one) and that sucker didn't move.
Prico Slam dunks the ladies
Prico..I was just going with the theme. So, if you don't like it, gimme the damned bag back. That's the LAST time I share my designer stash with you. Pfft.
Morning Skanks, Hosebags, Hot Sluts, etcetra!
I love Madonna, and this album is her best in a very long time. Good on her!!
Speaking of Mousie, where has she been? And Mizro too.
Good Morning Shell...hiccup
I went to the Chicago show last night. It was amazing! My husband took me for my bday. Of course for the price of tickets he thinks she should have been shooting fireworks out of her ass.
The beginning was amazing and she has a big 70's disco portion which was really fun. One thing I notice though as she gets older she has to sprinkle a few more ballads in to rest between dance numbers. She was incredible though!
I saw two little twin pre-school boys with mohawks at my daughters school.
Jennifer: Thanks for your undying fanmanship in the Oil!!! They won in OT last night 4-3! Shorthanded goal by Pisani, but he coulda done it with his eyes closed (woops it up some more with a very very hoarse voice)
What's the matter with your life
If I wanna take a guy home with me tonight
It's none of your business
And she wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend
It's none of your business
Now you shouldn't even get into who I'm givin' skins to
It's none of your business
So don't try to change my mind, I'll tell you one more time
It's none of your business
Now who do you think you are
Puttin' your cheap two cents in?
Don't you got nothin' to do
Than worry 'bout my friends? Check it...
I can't do nothin', girl, without somebody buggin'
I used to think that it was me, but now I see it wasn't
They told me to change, they called me names, and so I popped one
Opinion's are like assholes and everybody's got one
Morning Shell . . . What's a hosebag? I know I've been on Dlisted little this week, did I miss some new term? *hangs head for all I missed*
MizRo is on vacation. I thought Mousie has been around but I wasnt on much yesterday.
MJF: Good Morning Sunshine!!! Cute Avatar
Fancy heya you hot slut!
Danielle | 06.15.06 - 10:15 am | # -- you lucky hosebag... she'd never come to my small city of only a million people.... what I would give to see her in concert.....
MJF has all the drugs now??
Shell....you forgot to mention Fruit Salads...Alec Baldwin style..
Prico wears Prada!!! LOL xoxoxo
Is he Diablo?
what I miss? I actually had to work... oh gosh... I'm back ..
*drinking mimosa*
I saw two little twin pre-school boys with mohawks at my daughters school.
Fancy | 06.15.06 - 10:16 am | #
It's Maddox!! He's behind it all . . .that's why he's not in the photos, he's too busy spreading coolness to the world
Happy belated B-Day Danielle...loved your hubbys comment about the fireworks
Fancy: They must have looked adorable, but Maddox is the pre-school king of mohawks
Where's MJF? Her song fucker is back. Hi song fucker.
Hi shell!!!!
Mousie did the e-mail stuff I think... The worm hole was too much for her.
And she wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend
It's none of your business
That part is about Fancy...she would sell it out on the weekend.. I saw her!
They were cute haha. Maddox is the man.
omg some friends of ours had their 6 yr son's hair in a mohawk
Danielle | 06.15.06 - 10:15 am | #
I think it's only fair she shoot fireworks out of her ass too. I mean give the people something to talk about and put that yoga to work already
Kell
You are my best customer!!
Jay .... Hosebag is just another slang for a nasty woman.... I'm in Canada so maybe it's a Canucklehead term derived from "hoser". Whatever it's meaning, my use of the word is intended in it's most endearing way
We already finished MJF's 8 ball but Harley raided the ratwagon, so theres plenty to go around now.
that should totally be our motto
"Opinions are like assholes and everybody's got one." - DListers
Yay! song Fucker is that you?
God, I forgot about the shoulder pads..AAAARRRRGGGHHH! But love the music, it rocks! If I'm home by myself either cleaning or drinking, I'll crank up Bowie's Let's Dance or Hall & Oates and dance my ass off! I'll sprinkle in a little Motown...good times!
I'm back. Who's got the stash? I've got the tweaks.
Hey, Shell! Great fucking game!
Song fucker is in that house.!!! woohooo.
yeah, eighties music was awesome.
'Shuddering also at shoulder pads."
You are my best customer!!
Fancy
Whats your point!? Yah, bitch I am!!
who they hell is song fucker and where have i been all week?
*runs to calender to see what year it is*
Heya Daya!
I sell it out on the weekend too.
Song Fucker here to sex us up.... woooo hooooo
Yo Kell.
'Shuddering also at shoulder pads."
christine weeds the yard
Oh, lawd. I just had an image of Joan Crawford in my head.
as long as Song Fucker isnt on the rag this week all should go fine
and a very Good Moaning to all Bitches!
boxy shoulder pad jackets with one button and a tight black lycra tube skirt?
nope, Tab, just you
*sitting in corner chewing on razor blade*
Whats your point!? Yah, bitch I am!!
KeLL
I like you cause you are kinky!
you kitkat.
Just checked the W post and Morticia is over there doing battle! She's one smart Dlisted hooker! Go Girl!
KitKat, whenever I see your avie, I just want to fondle my screen.
Oh, 80s music rocks but that's the only thing. The fashion was scary. I shudder remembering my Farlow jeans and my cavaricci's. Ugh. Oh and the big hair and heavy black eye liner.
Good Lord KitKat, those ta tas just poked my eyes out!
Boobies!
OMG i'm in heaven! I got my HELLO! magazine w/Angie & Brad and i am so
FUCKING happy!
i wish i could get the hands to move some like the ava is rubbing herself
off!
Off to do some work this morning, see you all later. Happy Dlisting!
And don't do all the drugs, lunch will be here soon
And it's been awhile
Since I can say that I wasn't addicted
And it's been awhile
Since I can say I love myself as well
And it's been awhile
Since I've gone and fucked things up just like I always do
And it's been awhile
But all that shit seems to disappear when I'm with you
And everything I can't remember
As fucked up as it all may seem
The consequences that I've rendered
I've gone and fucked things up again
Why must I feel this way?
Just make this go away
Just one more peaceful day!
why is it the haters are always anon or one-timers or maybe just regulars incognito???
Tabatha good question
They all have ADD.
DId I miss a hater?
why is it the haters are always anon or one-timers or maybe just regulars incognito???
Tabatha
Damn, you're reading my mind. *peeking over shoulder*
Well, I have MINUS.
I puked, but I'm hungry again...ugh.
This is the best song on an otherwise mediocre album. I think this song succeeds at what she was going at for this record, whereas the rest falls short. It is a throwback to old school madonna and it has that great soulful vibe. If only the rest of it was this good. Great video too. Love the weird psychedelic visuals.
Daya? You preggos?
Where is the hater??
Tabatha: NOOOOOO!! God, that would be a helluva soap opera...."two months after they broke up..she calls him and tell him: I'm having your baby" NAh, just sick.
Don't even joke about that...
nanu nanu Prico
Daya go eat something girl...
I had a very NON-pregnancy period....don't worry Prico. HAHAHHA, I'm just sick, that's all.
I like it. Reminds me of my old club days. Partying at Limelight and the Palladium in NY and at the Hippodrome & Camden Palace in London. Sigh...All people wanted to do then was party! Now everyone's trying to be a damn star.
it kind of seems like an ipod commercial...
If by "old school Madonna", MK means inane, vacuous dance music with insipid lyrics, then he's right.
This song should be really hot in gay clubs. YAWN.
This song should be really hot in gay clubs. YAWN.
Deb | 06.15.06 - 11:24 am | #
Judgeing by the many gays here who hate her I doubt it
But I'm sure most fags (including me) love it.
I LOVE this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bliss Ann Jenkins | 06.15.06 - 12:18 pm | #
MEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OH MY GOD I'm so bored by her. If I were given tickets to her concert, front row, I'd give them away.
don't hate me for saying this cuz my self esteem is low....
i like the song...i'm really into dance music...but i don't the video..... i could've done a better video taping a piece of paper blowing in the wind....
Finally you woke up and realized Madonna is cool Michael... She has way more talent then any of those other music ladies out there... I love the video.. very trippy and the song goes perfectly with it... Reminds me of Dali meets Ipod meets Madonna.. very cool.
Listen fuckers,
I was not joking. I read on here alot and needed help with my drinking problem. Didn't even know if I HAD a drinking problem, but wanted advice.
Now most of you spend hours on here but couldn't pull 23 seconds out of your tired loose asses to give your thoughts, but instead make lame ass jokes about shit no one "gets" or cares about.
Thanks alot...I decided to see a doctor and will meditate to release this hold alcohol seems to have on me...wasn't sure if a drink or 2 a night was a problem.
Fuck you bitches.
^ how about you eat shit and die douchebag?
like and ipod commercial
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz totally boring, both the song and the video. And there's not enough computer-generation in the world to make her look less.....HARD, apparently. She needs to eat.
the hottest video i ever saw
I love Madonna, and I really enjoy her latest album a lot. The video is also really cool. I'm confused though, because "Get Together" doesn't seem like a 'single' type of song. I would much prefer to see her try promoting "Let It Will Be" or "How High."
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