Ow! My eye!! Curse you posh and your plastic nipples!!
first!!!
that outfit it hot...just not on her. i used to love her! she needs to gain weight and reclaim her sexy!
Wow, I'm hungry just hearing what she didn't have to eat.
it=is
my mind is elsewhere
holy christ in heaven.
that is just....no...no...just no.
When women with implants die, do they take the implants out during embalming or do they leave them in and they go to the grave with the body?
That bitch should know ,lemons are fattening!
She looks like she is dying - she looks so flipping horrid. Someone put an IV of chocolate cake into that stick!
did she really just order that? or is that sarcasm?
She ordered ice water, a Diet Coke and a bowl of lemons
Yeah...that'll pretty much be her food intake for the month of June.
Eat, bitch!
I bet her legs fit up Jacko's nostrils
her tits are disgusting.
does she claim her boobs are real?
her boobs would probably look really nice if she gained like 10 pounds...
Just too too thin.
The past few pics I've seen of her she's been showing a lot of skin/wearing tight clothes. Anorexics are known to hide their bodies in baggy clothes so people won't notice. Regardless, I think she has some issues.
Dinner, my ass. She probably voms up the minerals from her water.
She must have a battery pack crammed up her shitter because there's no way she moves under her own power.
She ordered ice water, a Diet Coke and a bowl of lemons.
Then she rubbed the ice water on her nipples, the diet coke on her skin to bleach her arm hair, and the lemons on her ashy knees and elbows. She sucked air, said "fantastic" and left.
does she claim her boobs are real?
JAY, at bonnaroo in 14 hrs | 06.15.06 - 11:35 am | #
no...i dont think she claims that anything about her is real lol
Looks like shes packing a roll of quarters under her shirt for nips
I thought you were saying she ordered Ice Water cuz her teets are at full salute! haha
She looks um - cold
Prico (Parker Posey's Posse) | 06.15.06 - 11:35 am | #
diet coke bleaches hair? lol since when?
Okay, am I the only jerk who is aroused?
Dirty...dirty I am.
damn, she makes everybody looks like fat hos
I like her legs, but her face is too thin.
Mariah is going to want to borrow that outfit.
ack!
fosho, LOL! That's a good question!
Why's she walking down the street like that? Can't that bitch afford a car? Or a bike, even?
Prico (Parker Posey's Posse) | 06.15.06 - 11:35 am | #
fo sho, I was wondering the same thing. Google's got nothing for me 
Looks like her damn ankle is gonna snap in the 1st pic. DAMN IT POSH, EAT SOMETHING! Dumb slut!
Mariah is going to want to borrow that outfit.
jennifer | 06.15.06 - 11:37 am |
Nah...skirt's not short enough.
Ok, if she gained five pounds and quit tanning *so* much, she would be seriously hot. nice legs.
diet coke bleaches hair? lol since when?
jess | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 11:36 am |
Friends of mine would use regular coke (not diet) at the beach to bleach their arm hairs. They swore by it...
I can't say it's true since I've never done it. I'm a hairy beast on my arms, I'd look like Gossamer, lol.
Germany. Not German.
I have something caught in my teeth.... Posh can I borrow your toothpick leg to get it out??
doesn anyone else think she looks photoshopped in that third picture? Her arms look like they have outlines on them.
How does one of the hottest men on earth look at her and find her sexy?
She must rock the sack because I don't get it!
well hello nipples
I'd hit that even though she is frail but hot!
Shell - GREAT GAME last night. Can't wait for game 6!
she's gazelle-like.
i do love posh.
I think if she gained a little weight and stopped tanning so much she would look great. She also needs to get rid of that ice queen look she's got going on. She looks like a mean bitch, doesn't she? Like she yells at Becks all the time.
Prico (Parker Posey's Posse) | 06.15.06 - 11:39 am | #
LOL!!!
here the legend was to use coke to get a fast tan!!!!
LMFAO!!!!
I hear the other footballer wives HATE Posh with a passion.
Posh needs to gain some weight...
Germany. Not German.
Fug. | 06.15.06 - 11:39 am |
Oh... I thought she went out for liverwurst and sauerkraut. Duh.
Is she doing a Nair commercial?
"We wear short shorts. Nair for short shorts. If you dare wear short shorts, Nair for short shorts."
Does anyone remember that?
she's so skinny cause she's always banging her hot hunky hubby.....lucky b*tch
Nice legs but eat a damn Cheese Burger.
they are those fake nipples from VS
She is so f'ing gross. Her torso looks like an ironing board with two navel orange halves (ahem 
) glued on. Ick!
Nice legs but eat a damn Cheese Burger.
Sassy Ass/Candy Apple Ass | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 11:45 am | #
oh great. now my popcorn, diet pepsi, and strawberry applesauce will not satisfy me. lol im gonna have to make the bf bring me in-n-out. ugh. :P lol
Um, wow. I don't believe that is her. If it realy is, she is very sick, and should be hospitalized. She looks terrible. I'm not clear on why these people are allowed to tout their anorexia and be rewarded for it by the media.
Disgusting.
She looks like a mean bitch, doesn't she? Like she yells at Becks all the time.
Tangcantstopstaringatkitkatsbo | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 11:42 am | #
Maybe she's like me, I'm told all the time I look mean or so serious when I walk around. I guess I don't smile enough but I always find it funny because I think I'm pretty much always happy!
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they are those fake nipples from VS
Tabatha aka Sunshine | 06.15.06 - 11:45 am | #
tell me that's a joke
Does anyone remember that?
Tabatha aka Sunshine | 06.15.06 - 11:44 am |
Like I'm going to admit that here!
Tang and baby j - I really was just wondering because she's just a walking skeleton with boobs.
Well, I did some googling and apparently they are left in for burial.
http://www.sdreader.com/php/ma_s...show.php?
id=524
However, I did find a site about cremation that said, "Pacemakers are removed because their batteries can explode at high temperatures. Silicone breast implants, which can't be removed, are creating problems for crematory operators who say remains often stick to the melting silicone."
Yeah, pretty gross but I don't know why they can't be taken out. Anyway, I guess we're not the only ones who wondered. 
i love how everyone around her is dressed tastefully, and she's the only whore around.
When he's not banging somebody else! Tim, shame on you! I'm gonna dot your eye with one of her nipples. I'll bet they have little suction cups to attach them onto here plastic breasts!
Tangcantstopstaringatkitkatsbo | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 11:40 am | #
Nah, that's just motion-blur.
fo sho | 06.15.06 - 11:50 am | #
Fo Sho, that was very interesting!!!!
thanks for the link!!!
fo sho | 06.15.06 - 11:50 am | #
God, I really do learn something new everyday here on dlisted, I'm obtaining huge amounts of the most interesting, yet oddly useless info. I love it!
Someone needs to write this shit down and release a book.
ewwwww......
Jay, that or make a Dlisted Trivial Pursuit that's part drinking game!
There's a not so small part of me that just wants to sneak up behind her and hit her upside the head with a cheeseburger. Is that wrong?
im gonna have to make the bf bring me in-n-out.
jess | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 11:48 am |
Ok, no need to brag about your sex life.
Jay, that or make a Dlisted Trivial Pursuit that's part drinking game!
Harley Loves Dlisted | 06.15.06 - 11:54 am | #
That is the best thing I have heard all week!
*sigh* Ah, Prico...I love your taste in men my dear. Your avie is making me tingle down there.
Hooker-chic? More like Gap Kids-chic 'cuz her outfit is sized for a 10 year old girl!
she never smiles...
Someone needs to write this shit down and release a book.
JAY, at bonnaroo in 14 hrs | 06.15.06 - 11:52 am | #
Only if we can remain anonymous and when we do live interviews promoting the book, I'd like a voice distorter and a black circle over my face...
Jay, you lucky girl! Who are you planning on seeing at Bonnaroo this weekend?
Ok, no need to brag about your sex life.
Prico (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.15.06 - 11:55 am | #
LOL
Jay: they do sell fake nipples... VS used to or may do still, dunno.....
some women have inverted nips and would love to have some pokies
I love the last picture in which her neck is struggling to hold up her bobble-head.
arrrgh...they just showed becks and jordan's babydaddy shaking hands before the game.....i wonder if they were comparing their hos....
Tabatha aka Sunshine | 06.15.06 - 11:58 am | #
Seriously inverted nip? Man, I can donate some of mine. I could poke someone in the eye and cause severe damage with mine!
some women have inverted nips and would love to have some pokies
Tabatha aka Sunshine | 06.15.06 - 11:58 am | #
Some have to have them removed/partially removed when diagnosed with breast cancer...they're used like a prostetic would be
Vanina - No prob! 
the most interesting, yet oddly useless info
JAY, at bonnaroo in 14 hrs | 06.15.06 - 11:52 am |
Perfect description. And thanks to Posh Spice for making me google useless information!
What a skinny bith But..
I passed my exam
Ik ben geslaagdd
woot woot
THANKS FO SHO!
THANKS FO SHO!
Mariah is going to want to borrow that outfit.
jennifer
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I wish to hang by my teeth from Posh's nipple. Damn that nipple has got me in its sights and won't let me go. I also think that was the nipply affect she wanted to achieve. She succeeded to the max. Crazies like me want to gnaw on her nips for seemingly inexplicable reasons...
I'm obviously seeing different pics to everyone else.
Her legs are hideous! Scrawny, bony and they look like they can barely hold up her body.
I guess I'm biased cos I was very athletic in my teens, but I like to see health and muscle definition in a leg, not bones and muscles wasting away. And unless Posh is planning to stand on a street corner saying " me love you long time", she needs to wear classier outfits. Very trashy.
toothpick with tits.
Stiff is a really good book about what they do with bodies that are donated to science. It's full of useless interesting information about all the icky fun stuff.
I love the fake nipples
http://www.softer-ware.com/
She's a fucking cartoon character.
baby j, is your avatar from Cool As Ice?
Jay, that or make a Dlisted Trivial Pursuit that's part drinking game!
Harley Loves Dlisted
I'd play that!
a plastic caricature of a woman. look at the bobble head atop a skeleton with surgical implants. what a freak. feminists need to adopt and brainwash her for a year at least.
God! What a poser! Yuck!
i watched a dateline interview on her. she said she had a problem with food in general, where she was so obsessive that she could tell you the amount of calories of almost all foods. However, she said she was never anorexic or bulimic. i dunno about that!
I personally adore her, i just wish she would gain weight!!
She looks like a fucking Bratz doll whose body got short changed when she was in the plastic mold.
The tv cameras caught her in the stands at the World Cup game against Togo. Next to normal people, like in this pic, she looks extra creepy.
Feel sad for David Beckham for not having a normal wife.
Bitch also reminds me of the Loch Ness Monster.
Her poor frail anke looks as if it is about to snap in that first pic. I'm glad to see the augmentation did not interfere with her nipple function. Fake nipples, eh. My overactive headlights require turbo brassieres for camoflouge.
Scorpio Minx Sharper | 06.15.06 - 12:05 pm | #
Well, I'm seeing the same pics as you, Scorpio Minx. Posh is seriously disgusting. The third pic of her made me shudder. She's wasting away. Toothpick arms and legs; sunken-in cheeks; that horrendous neck where you can see the outline of her trachea and tendons and arteries and shit. GROSS!
And you are so right about her outfit. The color of that shirt she's wearing--hahaha, especially when paired with black short-shorts and black stilettos!--absolutely screams "streetwalker."
i watched a dateline interview on her. she said she had a problem with food in general, where she was so obsessive that she could tell you the amount of calories of almost all foods.
Anonymous | 06.15.06 - 12:17 pm | #
NO WAI
However, she said she was never anorexic or bulimic.
Anonymous | 06.15.06 - 12:17 pm | #
O RLY?
I'm so confused how people think she has nice legs, her legs look so grossly liposuctioned and not proportionate.... they look like Barbies legs... only wrinkled lol Her face is starting to look exactly like Michael Jackson... This chick needs a reality check she used to be super hot.
For the love of god, Victoria...will you put those weird-colored stick legs away? I'm sick and tired of seeing them.
Beckham is too handsome for her. She looks soooooo pretentious and has a BAD sense of taste. She never looks effortless at all.
mama roux--exactly my reaction.. like shes gonna admit that shes skinner than a twig?
No wonder David got together with that other woman. He needed to grab onto some meat!
How does he keep an erection parting those boney legs?
The good news is, if she continues to waste away and disappears, David is a free man!!!!!!
I guess she has to do what she's gotta do to keep her man. He probably pinches her side and calls her "chubs".
Sorry, but I wont give up eating ice cream and See's candy for any man!!!
Mama Roux | 06.15.06 - 12:20 pm | #
Exactly! Having twigs for legs is hot?!
That must mean Nicole Richie's bod is smokin'!
She must be so desperate for attention wearing that outfit, its not even sexy!
Wife of the England Captain, mother of two and bitch is dressed like Divine Brown on a ho stroll? She needs to fix up.
Victoria MADE BeCKHAm. That's a fact. No one knew who he was before her and that includes the British. She worked on his image and everything. He is not even a great soccer player...he is good but not good enough to be as famous as he is on his own soccer playing merits alone.
Posh made the magic...now they are like royalty
Scorpio Minx Sharper | 06.15.06 - 12:41 pm | #
Hi Scorpio sweetie! It's been two weeks since i made a Divine Brown reference, so thanks for putting her back in the forefront of my mind! lol.
pageantgal | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 1:26 pm | #
Hey Doll ! I tried giving you a shout out yesterday, but Halo Scan was in the twilight zone!
Posh needs a plate of smothered pork chops, onion gravy, creamed potatoes and some backdoor, if you ask me.......
Scorpio Minx Sharper | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 1:43 pm | #
I can't look at your avie without getting all fluffy. Very nice...
Women like Posh make me want to get all ninja hi-kick up in this piece. I detest.
what do you call that pose in the last picture?
What a mess. A prepubescent boy's body, pig snout, god awful wig, and floating fake tits on high beam. And you know she thinks she's hot shit when she's the fugly of all fuglies. I can't forgive the wig, mostly. Look how disgusting her hair looks compared to the lady in the creme dress's hair.
I don't understand why beckham stays with her. She is so skinny i bet she has no interest in sex. i guess part of their image is the loving couple with kids and he apparently gets sum on the side.
She looks deeply unhappy and emaciated
She looks absolutly awful.This is the worst outfit i have seen her in a long time!
Oh and Scorpio she has three kids not two and i agree with you she is not sexy in that outfit!
But i still think her legs are hot!
seriously, how did she manage to give birth...there's no way this lollipop has periods...
Prico - that was priceless.
Pumps & shorts?!?!
Nothing left to say.
Letinstar she did!I dont know how either.Infact it is all over papers here that she is pregnant again.
David said he wants 7 children.That bastard,if my husband would say something like that i would kill him!
And she said she wants 5!And David also said they are planing children in the next six months!I blame it on Katie and Geri!
Maybe she really is pregnant there were reports that she threw up at the game and in hotel and that doctor from England visited her!I dont get it why more kids she has three that is perfect!
nice titties, icky tan... am starting to like her more and more (if, for nothing else, her unabashed tackiness and the fact that Joan Collins thinks she's the bee's knees).
Valerie | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 2:27 pm | #
I completely forgot about Cruz! But we never see him, perhaps Victoria swapped him for a bag of weave.....
She looks deeply unhappy and emaciated
tallulah | 06.15.06 - 2:24 pm | #
Same old, same old!
That outfit makes her look even cheaper.
She was never gorgeous, but egads, she's hit the bottom of the barrel.
Sick, skinny, siliconed and sprayed.
She looks like the walking dead! And what's up with the sucked-in-cheeks-pose? Fucking retarded!
I would much rather see her in that outfit than some pig like Moo-riah Carey. Actually, I think she looks pretty good--a little too skinny, but better than most women.
Woah! Brrrr!
Looking just a touch ghoulish there. Yikes.
(and if any confirmation was needed that the weather has gotten a little cooler in Europe over the last few days...
Oh wait. They're always like that aren't they.)
She's HOT!
Must be chilly there. Posh's headlights are on.
Oh that is just naaaasty.
She seriously CAN NOT be happy.
She probably thinks that loosing weight would also reduce the size of her snout. Posh - no, it only emphasises it.
Valerie | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 3:02 pm |
i want evidence of a period...(no i don't), but you know what i mean....
gawd help us all with them wanting to create their own soocor team....
Actually wait till you see what she wore to todays England match.
She wore white shorts red top with ENGLAND ROCKS sign and boots!I guess she is into shorts this summer!
Letinstar i dont want either
But its really hard to understand how on earth can she concive?
How does someone go to dinner in "German?"
Whatever
I think georaphy is not M.K strongest thing!
German?Where is that?
it's really too bad about her face. Her figure's great after popping out two kids. What happened to her face anyway? She was really pretty in the Spice Girls???
Bottleblonde she popped out three kids not two!!
they love her in Germany.. Germany loves control freaks and strangeo's
the german's explained.. a work in process.. http://service.spiegel.de/cache/...,k-
6903,00.html
diet coke and mentos are a bad combination..
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?...074694&
gma=true
diet coke to take thru intravenous drip and mentos to 'chew' and spit out.and lemons to suck on for pout-power!
Everything about this woman is pointy - from the tip of her plastic nose, to her pointy nips, to her pointy shoes ... she's just pointy.
Bitch looks hot. I'd kill for those legs.
what a perfect plastic boobs!! these are perfect half-circle-shaped even without bra.
where are her kids? Does she ever age? ... Ok I am just jelouse... sad me!
Yuck
She looks like a large head on a stick.
She's gross-too skinny with a sunken face....money buys a lot of cocaine.
She ordered a glass of ice? I doubt it, if you've ever been to Germany you know you can't get a glass of ice. You get two ice cubes per glass if you're lucky.
She is very weird looking. Too skinny and her mouth too puckered up hahaha.
How is it that with as much money as they have, she got a Dollar Store boob job? Seriously, how lop-sided are they? Look at the top pic, her left breast is trying to crawl up on her shoulder.
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