Gravatar first!!!!!!!!!!!


Gravatar Heath is so damn sexy.


Gravatar Yea Vanina!


Gravatar he looks great in that picture


Gravatar so 3rd!


Gravatar He was telling Michelle that he was in love with me and can't wait to fuck my brains out.


Gravatar Aww Heathy scootch over just a tad,make room for me baby.He looks delish in that pic. *sigh*


Gravatar Put 'em in their place, Howard.


Gravatar I knew it. Heath's leaving Michelle for Toothy!


Gravatar What an effing punk! I would never NEVER let Stern punk my ass..pfft.


Gravatar Wow. That was actually really admirable of him. Howard Stern is just a whiny bitch. "Oh, they wouldn't talk to me . . . boo-hoo!"


Gravatar oh give me a fucking break HOWARD! let me cry you a river you sorry pathetic nasty excuse for a man!

you are less than nothing. shut the fuck up already.


Gravatar Call me, Heath.


Gravatar yea, it's totally "in" and chic for a married couple to have something deep and important to talk about, so they run out and do it at the hottest restaurant in Manhattan instead of their living room. What jackasses. That Michelle is creepy, she looks possessed


Gravatar Damn it all!! I fucking LOVE Howard! I soooo miss him now that he's moved to Sirius. And Artie too


Gravatar Anyone up for some Anal Ring Toss this afternoon?


Gravatar that's a very fuckable picture


Gravatar Howard is so full of himself. HE should be the one apologizing for what he said about Michelle. Possibly they chose NOT to speak to the King of all slime.


Gravatar Don't let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere, angel
Come get up my baby
Look at that sky, life's begun
Nights are warm and the days are young
Come get up my baby

There's my baby, lost that's all
Once I'm begging you save her little soul
Golden years, gold whop whop whop
Come get up my baby


My favorite scene of A Knight's Tale is when Heath finds his inner Travolta and dances to this song.


Gravatar


Gravatar omg ur sooo right michelle IS creepy. and i went to school in san diego as well as her and she had a bad reputation as a bitch and a slut so...

i see some things never change.
heath is WAAAAAY too good for that nasty piece of fug. he could get way hotter.


Gravatar can we use donuts BonzMe?


Gravatar Heath was trying to explain to Michelle why he still needs to stick his dick up Jake's ass...something about ""the Method"

She is another Kool-Aide Kate, she totally bought it.


Gravatar i'd fuck heath...but i might break him.


Gravatar Michelle always loked mean to me...


Gravatar They are publicity whores and they have talent. Therefore I like them.


Gravatar I meant AREN'T publicity whores


Gravatar Was Jake the bottom in brokeback? 'cause Heith looks like a top.


Gravatar Howard Stern is white trash. Heath and Michelle SHOULD have dissed his sorry ass.


Gravatar Tabatha
i found your place in the world

http://www.tabathajeans.com

LOL!!!!


Gravatar For anal ring toss? Sure, if thats what you like.


Gravatar I can clarify -

Michelle was trying to convince Heath not to leave her sorry ass for me. Damn bitch was successful at it too!


Gravatar Deep conversation? At motherfucking NOBU?!?!?

Blow me with a straw.


Gravatar Hold that position Heath. I'm on my way to ride you cowboy - Yee Haa


Gravatar Jake was totally the bottom. A it seemed to be a dry one which can't be comfy.


Gravatar Damn it all!! I fucking LOVE Howard! I soooo miss him now that he's moved to Sirius. And Artie too
BonZNMe | 06.15.06 - 2:17 pm | #

I miss that show, too.

Anyone up for some Anal Ring Toss this afternoon?
BonZNMe | 06.15.06 - 2:18 pm | #

How I forgot about that and NO thanks.


Gravatar *searching for a straw* - a large Big Gulp/Slurpee straw with spoon on the end


Gravatar LOL! maybe Michelle was asking Heath when he is going to make an honest woman out of her? she refers to him as her husband even though they're not married.. this gal has issues


Gravatar i totally think heath is the bottom. he likes his face in the pillow.


Gravatar I'll play, I'll play...toss over that bad boy.


Gravatar salad time. he's so hot.


Gravatar Warren | 06.15.06 - 2:22 pm

Congrats on the Caption This win!


Gravatar It takes a real man to apologize! Wow that almost makes Heath human...


Gravatar dang, Vanina.. I don't know what it says... will have BF look at it with me....


Gravatar I thought you did deep convesation on a private place, sitting down somewhere and drinking some coffee...
but then i'm so naive... what do i know about life...


Gravatar I can't stand that whiny bitch Howard Stern. He insults Michelle by saying she looked like she wanted to fuck him and the wuss of Heath apologizes????Who gives a fuck about Stern anyway?He used to be fun.Now he's just an annoying sleazeball.


Gravatar I have a feeling that Michelle williams is boring in bed...I bet they only have sex in 2 positions..


Gravatar Was Jake the bottom in brokeback? 'cause Heith looks like a top.
Dayanara aka Afro clam | Homepage |

Jakey was the bottom .


Gravatar Tabby, did you see some of the jeans at least???


Gravatar If I was having dinner with Heath, I would hope that I would be in deep conversation or at least a fucking stare off.


Gravatar How I forgot about that and NO thanks.
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 2:24 pm | #


LMAO, he so made my morning commute. I work about 45 miles away from home so I could listen to him during my rise. People must have thought I was a frigging botard, cuz I'd be driving down the interstate by myself, laughing my ass off at the show. Oh my God, my would stomache hurt after I listened to his shows. My ride SUCKS donkey dick now!


Gravatar Their publicist probably told them to try and get on Stern's good side. He didn't buy the apology - he's much smarter than that.


Gravatar I did Vanina, in between the pictures of the blonde.


Gravatar Michelle Williams wouldn't know an intelligent converstation if it was fucking her in the ass.


Gravatar that's ayummy picture of heath...howard thinks every woman wants him...


Gravatar libraesque | 06.15.06 - 2:17 pm | #

You hit the nail on the head.......if you don't want to be seen, then stay home for crying out loud!!! ....and
Michelle is creepy in that Renee Zellwegger kind of way....with too small, squinty eyes and a puffy face.


Gravatar He does nothing for me whatsoever, same as Jake. If I ever watched "Brokeback", I'm sure my kitty would commit suicide.


Gravatar oh, damn, Tabby, i want to get there to transate you something and i can't!!!!
LOL!!!


Gravatar Heath doesn't even tickle my right nipple, sorry.


Gravatar Heath? meh...


Gravatar Howard is a big, whiny baby. I'm sure there are PLENTY of people that he ignores when approached.

Heath....nicey.


Gravatar Heath is fine... but i don't dig him, i prefer another kind of manmeat


Gravatar Congrats on the Caption This win!
KeLL | 06.15.06 - 2:26 pm |

Warren - that was very funny!

Heath=Hotness


Gravatar i'm not a big Heath fan, but that pix of him is pretty hot!


Gravatar yo sunny!


Gravatar Heath is hot. Saw him in the village not too long ago. I wanted to follow him and take advantage of him. He's yummy.


Gravatar Did they ever get married?


GO YANKEES


Gravatar Stern says dirty things about his girl and HE apologizes? What a pussy.


Gravatar I fucking hate Howard Stern. Could he BE any more of a pervert? Women are sex objects to him and nothing more. I can't imagine he has ever been faithful to anyone.


Gravatar I dunno, sometimes I find Howard Stern hilarious....others I just don't care.


Gravatar crybaby heath


Gravatar It's okay Vanina.... everytime I say something correctly, I get kisses from my BF.....


Gravatar hola vanina


Gravatar not a Heath fan, but only if he looked like he does in that pic, so probably wouldn't be in a freakin restaurant


Gravatar Howard Stern needs to get over himself. I'm sure he's snubbed many people. I find his whole schtick quite boring.


Gravatar Gotta work now
*mumbling dirty words under my breath*
See y'all at the CT/aft. crumbs!


Gravatar HIYA DAYA!!!!!!!!!!!

GOLDIEKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!


Howard STern=shit for brains


Gravatar stoney, i totally agree with you HOWEVER - the women on his show see themselves as nothing more than sex objects too! they're as guilty - if not more - than HE is!! it's not like he's inviting authors and diplomats on his show...that wouldn't get viewers. He's got porn stars and other tramps on there where the most "valuable" thing on their bodies is their 10k boob job and used-up twat.


Gravatar Tabby, that's sweet!!!!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
everytime my hub says something correctly in english or italian i spank his butt
Sometimes i just do it for the pleasure of it


Gravatar HOLA MUÑEQUITA!!!!!!


Gravatar See you BZ!!!


Gravatar ^_^

*at vanina*


Gravatar Gawwwwwd, I love this man.


Gravatar maybe she's pregnant again!


Gravatar it seemed to be a dry one which can't be comfy.
sarah m | 06.15.06 - 2:24 pm | #

What do you mean "a dry one"? If you ever meet a wet bottom that isn't wet because of lube or oil, run in the opposite direction.


Gravatar Prico, would you put Bradley on for a while, por favor????
*haciendo ojitos a Prico*


Gravatar ewwwwwww *gag reflex*


Gravatar I'd have to look for him... and gravatar is taking ages to change avatars (I changed Mark early this morning).


Gravatar It's all right...
*closes eyes everytime Prico's av appears*


Gravatar a naturally wet bottom...

*vomits and faints*


Gravatar Love Howard! The most underrated voice for free speech. People bash him but they don't get him.

F the haters~!


Gravatar Heath Ledger is wonderful. The best way to shut that Howard Stern up is to apologize ti him - even if you havent done anything wrong!


Gravatar i'm not surprised you like him Kats. you were also the main offender on the CT with the child and the BJ.

Yeah. poor Howard. He's just sooo misunderstood.


Gravatar I don't know, I'll pry get beat down for this, cuz Howard IS a controversial dude, but I have to stick up for him. Yes, he says lewd and degrading things. Yes, he's a perv who's always getting his guests to get naked. Yes, he is loud mouthed, arrogant, crude, and abrasive. But, and I say this with a big BUT, you need to take everything he says in a comedic manner. He does this to make people laugh and this is his schtick. He has had to fight the FCC to maintain his career and his integrity. Yes, I said it INTEGRITY. He would not back down to the Man. He wanted to do the show the way he wanted to do it and he stood his ground. That takes a lot of balls to fight the government. Additionally, he has tried to maintain his right to free speech, which was being threatened. Kudos to him. In the end you have to give some props for the strides he has taken in an effort to maintain free airwaves and the right to voice our opinions. I also agree he is not for everyone. Its a personal decision to be made by the individual. But we live in the United States, so there's something out there for everyone. Turn the channel/station if you are offended. Its your choice.


Gravatar The King of All Noses got treated like a lowly poser. Sounds good to me.

Heath and Michelle shouldn't bother apologizing. If Howard craps on one of their movies, what should they do? Send a gift basket? Howard's ego is bigger than his nose. But unfortunately, it's not bigger than his paycheck.

-


Gravatar Kats | 06.15.06 - 2:52 pm | #

Right on! Howard is actually insightful and objective. He's has a bad rep because he refuses to kiss spolied celebrity ass.


Gravatar Howard Stern says that Michelle looked like she wanted to fuck him. And her HUSBAND called Stern to say HE'S Sorry?!?!?!? That's fucked up.


Gravatar Howard to me is a disrespecful idiot....Jerk!


Gravatar Morticia...you're pretty high and mighty. You've said a lot of shit that's offended me in the past but I've kept my mouth shut...because this is a gossip site and I respect free speech.

I never slam anyone on this site personally...but now I'm startng.

Get off your fucking high horse and back the fuck off.


Gravatar Kats | 06.15.06 - 2:52 pm | #

Right on! Howard is actually insightful and objective. He's has a bad rep because he refuses to kiss spolied celebrity ass.
poofy pants | 06.15.06 - 2:57 pm

Some people just don't get him. They don't get he's about satire. People take him seriously and talk about what a pig he is...but they never listen.
It makes me sad.


Gravatar Prico, would you put Bradley on for a while, por favor????
*haciendo ojitos a Prico*
vanina | 06.15.06 - 2:47 pm

On the local news last night they interviewed a football player that looked exactly like Bradley Cooper. I of course thought of Prico and his avatar!


Gravatar and the good think about living in the United States is that we have the option to listen or not listen to him. And the same can be said for the likes of Rush Limbagh or Larry King. its a choice. I don't like either one of those 2, so guess what? I don't listen to them or watch them.


Gravatar Heath is a pussy. He's afraid to piss off Stern to the point where he apologizes to a man who said the mother of his child wanted to fuck him. Low McLow.


Gravatar why SHOULD they have to say hi to him?


Gravatar I don't get Stern. Or Heath. Next.


Gravatar The only deep thing he's into is having Jake's dick in his ass.


Gravatar *cheerleader enters room* I better see you guys up in the Caption This - pronto!


Gravatar Loozer | 06.15.06 - 3:02 pm | #

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That Bradley dude is so hot!!!!!
LOL!!!!!


Gravatar Vanina...my friend Chris looks like Bradly Cooper, it's kinda creepy. He's just a little less hot.


Gravatar Kats and Morticia, I think you're both really cool and insightful, so let's be sweet, peas peas?


Gravatar just calling it how i see it, Kats. yah, this sight is about free speech and i exercised that. and you certainly HAVE personally attacked people on this site, so don't try that route.

you're entitled to your opinion and i'm entitled to mine. i've offended a lot of people on this sight, and been told that often enough. no surprise there.


Gravatar I HATE Howard Stern. And as for Heath Ledger, saw the 'famous couple' in a coffee shop in Brooklyn months ago. I ran in for takeout. He was talking on his cell and she was sitting there all languid and pouty-looking. Very tiny girl, and looked unfriendly and self-absorbed. He is totally absolutely gorgeous in person. And very big. I mean TALL. Lonnnng legs. And he smiles easily.
I think she could probably make him feel miserable. Seems like the type. And he, I'd bet, is always trying to "fix" things. Poor Heath! Come here, baby. Mama will make it alll better.


Gravatar That's fine Morticia.


Gravatar Damn, Heath looks good in that pic. My husband will be glad I just saw that when he gets home in a while. Now I'm rarin to go!


Gravatar Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach | 06.15.06 - 3:10 pm | #

Bonnie, get ready your extra bed at your house, NOW!!!!
*takes taxi to the airport*


Gravatar I'm not a Howard hater, but Heath shouldn't have caved and called in. Heaven forbid someone not bow to Howard and Beth. H/M were eating dinner, there was no obligation to engage them. I'm sure Howard's blown off his fans many times in that same situation. Howard and Beth's sense of entitlement is astounding.


Gravatar I don't listen to Howard anymore, and haven't for some time, not because I think he's a pig, but because Howard has this attitude like he's entitled or that he's THE AUTHORITY on all and anything, plus he's narcissistic. If Heath and Michelle were engrossed, then whatever. He doesn't know WHY they were preoccupied.
When Howard moved to satellite radio, he trashed the fans who didn't go out, and splurge on a damn Sirius Satellite Radio just so they can listen to his tired ass schtick. saying, "Fuck you." and calling them "cheap."
Um, yeah, I guess the 500 mill he inked for that deal just wasn't enough.
If Heath (who's also full of himself) didn't wanna say hi, then he didn't have to. No need for him to take a cheap verbal shot at Michelle, that's just immature and unnecessary.


Gravatar Bonnie, get ready your extra bed at your house, NOW!!!!
*takes taxi to the airport*
vanina | 06.15.06 - 3:13 pm | #

Sure thing Vanina...he's actualy recently single and ready but won't your hubby mind?


Gravatar Bonnie, get ready your extra bed at your house, NOW!!!!
*takes taxi to the airport*
vanina | 06.15.06 - 3:13 pm | #

Sure thing Vanina...he's actualy recently single and ready but won't your hubby mind?


Gravatar i LOVE this quote.
heath takes the adult route and apologizes, but mentions that he was having an intimate dinner with his lady.
heath is not only mature, he has mastered how to say 'fuck you' while pretending to apologize for not being interested in losers.

who gives a shit about howard stern?


Gravatar Shouldn't he be more worried about Michelle being offended. Who gives a flying fuck if Howard Stern is mad at him.


Gravatar Um...that quote howard made about calling his fans cheap was a joke. It was taken out of context. In the interview it's obvious he was joking.


Gravatar Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach | 06.15.06 - 3:14 pm | #

nah...
then i'll convince everybody to make a 3some...
LOL!!!!


Gravatar moonbeams - heath is tall? i wouoldn't have figured that


Gravatar Hey Coffeey0072:
You have the wrong information. Howard Stern did not trash the fans who didn't buy Sirius. Where do you get your facts from, "Entertainment Tonight?"
And as for who gives a shit about Stern, millions of people...
He has more listeners than Ellen, The View, Regis and all the other shitty daytime shows.


Gravatar KeLL -

Thanks! It totally made my day.


Gravatar MOrticia...Heath is really tall. I'm 5'2 and he was about a foot taller than me.


Gravatar Bonnie - well that up's his attractiveness to me...but there's something innately effiminate about him. kindof ew.


Gravatar Trent... Howard could probably give a crap about my opinion due to the millions of other fans who enjoy his show, he's loaded, I'm not. And I could care less about Howard and his show. That's why I don't listen to him.
He was still a punk for attacking Heath's wife. (Or is Michelle his fiancee?)


Gravatar and P.S. Entertainment Tonight sucks. I prefer Access Hollywood and E! Daily 10.


Gravatar Morticia | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 3:23 pm | #

did you see him in brokeback? not very girly there...seriously!


Gravatar i have yet to see that movie, pageantgal...my boss (both of who are gay) and i have gone 'round and 'round about it. the previews really turned me off b/c for me, it was about adultery. take the gay and straight out of it, and what i saw was two men who married and had children and cheated on their families. i know that's not the point of the movie, but that's why i havent seen it yet and don't know if i will.

so heath is pretty smokin, huh? i do love cowboys. they are so fuckin hot.


Gravatar Bonnie, i'm 5'3'' the world is TALLER than me!!!!


Gravatar why are people saying michelle is ugly?

i think michelle is great looking....NATURAL AT LEAST. refreshing that she's had no surgery.

she was the best dressed at the oscars. tasteful and elegant. and she and heath are so clearly in love.


Gravatar Vanina! same here...


Gravatar Kats and Morticia, I think you're both really cool and insightful, so let's be sweet, peas peas?
pageantgal | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 3:10 pm | #

Okay Pageant.


Gravatar Morticia | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 3:28 pm | #

I didn't want to see it. I begged my boss to let me avoid it. But I was forced to do a review.

I have it 3 1/2 out of 4. I loved it. I loved Heath in it. He was beautiful. Jake-not so much. But Heath's portrayal of a man who was torn between being a "man" and having love was really something. And yeah, he totally turned me on. I never liked him before that either.


Gravatar Okay Pageant.

Kats | 06.15.06 - 3:31 pm | #

I'm a pacifist and a dork. lol.


Gravatar check out new pics of rachel weisz's new baby----


http://www.justjared.com/gossip/...hel-weiszs-son/

i teared up! he's precious!


Gravatar well pageant - i certainly respect your opinion on things, so i may have to rent it one night. if i do, i'll let you know what i think!


Gravatar I'm a pacifist and a dork. lol.
pageantgal | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 3:33 pm | #

I'm cool with that.


Gravatar Daya
i keep a stool in the kitchen cuz i can't reach the shelves by myself, and another one inside my closet...
LOL!!!!


Gravatar Vanina...Daya....good things come in small packages!


Gravatar Morticia | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 3:35 pm | #

Give it a chance. I mean, I watch plenty 'o gay porn, so it's not for the man-on-man action, that's for sure...


Gravatar libby/ | 06.15.06 - 3:33 pm | #
thanks for the link libby!!!!

awwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! baby is beautiful and parents look so happy...


Gravatar Vanina: I have a little 2 steps stool.


Gravatar Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach | 06.15.06 - 3:39 pm | #

Thanks Bonnie!!!!!


Gravatar Yes, I'm a good Catholic who watches gay porn. I said it.


Gravatar Thank you Bonnie.....

* The finest perfumes come in small bottles, so do the deadliest poisons. wow


Gravatar Daya


Gravatar Gay porn is good.


Gravatar daya
i've been told about the poison part 100
times!!!!


Gravatar I know Vanina! me too!


Gravatar Heath = Lickable

Howard = Ickable


*


Gravatar Gay porn is good.
Dayanara aka Afro clam | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 3:42 pm | #


Not if your Catholic! lol!


Gravatar Holding Daya's hand*

DWARF POOWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!


Gravatar Bonnie, i'm 5'3'' the world is TALLER than me!!!!
vanina | 06.15.06 - 3:29 pm | #

I would LOVE to be 5'3". I stand 4'11". I am taking 2 pairs of pants and a pair of capris to the tailor today to be hemmed. I could have her make a skirt or something from all the leftover fabric!


Gravatar pageantgal | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 3:45 pm


Who says? I'm catholic too, gay porn is still good.

Vanina: Dwarf power! OMG!

Please don't call us midgets.


Gravatar totally hot nickname | 06.15.06 - 3:46 pm | #

ALL my pants have to be fixed...
only good thing is that i'm 0 size so i buy a lot of my clothes at kids stores...


Gravatar Who says? I'm catholic too, gay porn is still good.

Vanina: Dwarf power! OMG!

Please don't call us midgets.
Dayanara aka Afro clam | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 3:48 pm | #

HA! I knew I liked you.

And I'm 5'4" can I be in the club?


Gravatar Daya
some of my friends call me "pitufina"
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! motherfuckers!!!!


Gravatar pageantgal | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 3:49 pm | #

Of course, i'm also catholic and i've seen gay porn...


Gravatar I'm 5'2", so I'm in on the short bus club.


Gravatar pageantgal: Totally! the deadliest poison club! woooohoo.

Poor Vanina!.

I hate it when some "gansta" 25 cent idiot calls me "shorty" when I'm walking on the street. UGH.


Gravatar Daya
i keep a stool in the kitchen cuz i can't reach the shelves by myself, and another one inside my closet...
LOL!!!!

vanina | 06.15.06 - 3:38 pm | #

Shit. I am 5 feet tall and I just jump on the counters when I need to get something. Hub always teases me that he needs to get me a stool but I would be too lazy to get it. It would take too much time.


Gravatar DEADLIEST POISON CLUB

members (so far)
Dayanara
Pageantgal
Bug spray
Vanina


Gravatar new member

SASSY ASS!!!!


Gravatar I'm 5'2", so I'm in on the short bus club.
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.15.06 - 3:52 pm | #

OMG! That was funny! I used to be called short shit.


Gravatar I'm a short bitch too! 5'2" up in her!


Gravatar oh, damn!!!
BBL you all lovely members of DPC!!!!


Gravatar Thanks, Vanina...


Gravatar dayum short asses!


Gravatar *Register Stoney's entrance to the Midget club.


Gravatar Bye, Vanina..I will only be here for about 35 minutes.


Gravatar dayum short asses!
Morticia | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 3:58 pm | #

We may be short asses but we can fuck in small places.


Gravatar Im boarding the short bus too. Here is my short bus pass.


Gravatar HA! SASSY! good point!!


Gravatar Sassy Ass..Short Shit

HAHAHHAA, have you tried the front seat of a Hyundai Tiburon? , the yoga helped of course, but my ex won't be fucking any tall bitch in his car.


Gravatar My brother used to have a band called Short Bus. But it didn't refer to height...


Gravatar I once saw an interview with a dwarf who said her ex husband used to leave her on the kitchen table or countertop when they argued. The mental image of that always cracks me up. I'm sick, I know.......


Gravatar Hey, what's wrong with having a stool in the kitchen....

I have one too.


Gravatar I'm 5ft 11 1/2
the tallest bitch in my family. The family portraits are hilarious. I'm at five inches taller than my entire clan...and I've often hoped that it was because I was adopted, but alas I look so much like my mom and dad it's impossible.

*hugs Morticia*
Playing nice is okay.


Gravatar HAHAHHAA, have you tried the front seat of a Hyundai Tiburon? , the yoga helped of course, but my ex won't be fucking any tall bitch in his car.
Dayanara aka Afro clam | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 4:07 pm | #

NOOOOO! I fucked my long time boyfriend in a Ford Pinto. Those fuckers are small.


Gravatar Scorpio Minx Sharper | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 4:08 pm | #

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Holy shit, you have the funniest stories, seriously.


Gravatar Scorpio Minx Sharper | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 4:08 pm | #

Your not sick, that was funny.


Gravatar A Hyundai???? Wow!!!! You must be REALLY flexible!


Gravatar Am I the only one who doesn't find this guy remotely attractive?


Gravatar Star80....I LOVE LOVE LOVE him.


Gravatar My Pookie | 06.15.06 - 4:15 pm | #

That's right, a 2 door Hyundai, in the front seat....all the yoga payed off, I wasn't exactly meditating, but....


Gravatar playing nice is good, kats. my claws come out sometimes - i'm good if you are.


Gravatar Daya...Please tell me it was the passenger seat at least????


Gravatar Daya...Please tell me it was the passenger seat at least????


Gravatar Yes my pookie. LOL


Gravatar Star80 | 06.15.06 - 4:16 pm | #

I don't think he is cute.


Gravatar Well, I don't know why my shit showed up twice....????


I did it in a car once and knocked over a gas can in the middle of the excitement. Had to slink back home in gas covered clothes. Let's just say we didn't have the AFTER cigarette.


Gravatar Um, Howard must've been joking about being genuinely pissed about this, right?

Right?


Gravatar good to see you today, morticia.

finally back from my doctor after 3 fucking hours and went straight to dlisted. =D

I don't think heath is hot at all by the way.


Gravatar My Pookie | 06.15.06 - 4:26 pm | #



Gravatar Howard comes off as being snobby and whether he is genuinely pissed or not who knows. I could see him being pissed.


Gravatar My Pookie | 06.15.06 - 4:26 pm | #

Thank God you didn't have a smoke after that.


Gravatar daya and my pookie - i have a similar story to share. not a small car though - my man's 'stang...after a concert...making it in the front driver's seat - windows fogged up - skirt hiked up - the works. suddenly bf rolls the window down and there sits an escalade with a guy watching us. i thought it was just some perv and was gonna finish the deed, but bf quickly informed me that he was wearing a badge. undercover cop or some shit. i (not so gracefully) climb off as the cop told us to get lost.

whew. i could just imagine that phone call home.


Gravatar good to see you too, alosha! hate those doctor's visits. 3 hours to be looked at for 10 fucking minutes


Gravatar whew. i could just imagine that phone call home.
Morticia | Homepage | 06.15.06 - 4:35 pm | #

oh god! LOL. glad you came out unscathed.

that's exactly the kind of dr. visit it was for sure. horrendous. 3 hours - for a "quick follow-up." ugh.


Gravatar Morticia...I got ran off by the cops in Canada once. I know how that goes.


Gravatar HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!


We Got a ticket for Tresspasing once, we parked in a park, apparently we couldn't do that after 10 pm! I had to cover myself with his jacket. OMG! so embarrasing.


Gravatar Daya...you are such a trolop!!!


hehehehehhee!!!


Gravatar I want a tall club w/Kats. I'm 5'11" & loving it.


Gravatar dude his arm is freakish in this pic...and it took me a minute, and a lot of stifling the urge to scream befor ei figured out that the photo editor made a really REALLY poor choice on his cropping


Gravatar I'm 5'2". Can I get on the bus?
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Gravatar Heath and Michelle have done nothing to be sorry for. Howard Stern deserves to be snubbed. By everyone.


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Gravatar Hmmm ... not sure about the conversation here ... I skipped much of this last shit but Howard is awesome. I actually love how he calls out these celebrities and he does it TO THEIR PULLED TOO TIGHT FACES. I'm not a fan of all of his comedy, but I do like the ragging on of the celebs. I've found him to be right on and honest.

As for the Heath and michelle conversation -- After the apology, Howard surmised that they were probably discussing the arrest of michelle's dad that happened around that time.


Gravatar I met Heath once and I can guarantee you the man has NO conversation.
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Gravatar Heath is hawt in that pic.


Gravatar don't make fun of the Heath he is a fine aussie! Nobody touches Australians in Hollywood! Leave australians alone.


Gravatar oh and my boyfriend dumped me thought you might all want to know this. Back to being a fag hag again..boo hoo.


Gravatar and my bestfriends have always been gay I am not making fun of Clay , but this is Heath's comment Page.. sorry and yes he looks mighty fine Heath is hot! is it Heath with an E but like I care how I spell!


Gravatar oh my heath I post too much!


Gravatar Gawsh Heath is hot in that picture, in life.


Gravatar My Lord I would hit that SO hard! AHHHH!


Gravatar I'd hit it!


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