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So, is everyone convinced that Suri is not real?!
Maybe they are having trouble hatching her out of her pod.
Suri is the name of their 2 month old female puppy... I'm convinced of this.
that list makes no sense to me. 50 Cent? what the fuck?
I want money...*sigh* I will be working the corner tonight again...
Sick and totally unfair. I question God about crap like this.
it doesn't seem healthy that "Suri" hasn't even breathed fresh air... if she exists, she has never been out of the house
50 Cent?
The Sopranos cast?
Dan Brown?
WTF?
Influential? Everyone knows he's fucking crazy! He's not influential!
Forbes jumped the shark.
Where have they....Katie and Tom...been lately? Haven't seen too of them trying to convince the public that their relationship isn't a total sham.
Futher proof that they are busy hatching Suri.
this list makes no sense. how can groups of people be compared to individual power?
The list makes no sense... Tom Cruise is a joke. His latest movie has done pretty well but not nearly as well as it should have done. But because he's crazy, the MI3 movie hasn't raked in the huge bucks.
so all i have to do is get on the hot list is to jump on couches like a maniac and pretend to spawn a suri???!!! sign me up!
The cast of The Sopranos?!?!??!
The only power weirdo Tom has is the power to make me vommit everytime i see him!!!!
and
WHERE IS SURI?????
Um Damn jumping on a couch raised his 'profile'?
Shit Xenu is a miracle worker!
Paris & Nicole made the list?
*scratches head*
um okayyy.
Yet it's Angelina Jolie gracing the cover?! Cool, I love her so I of course don't mind, but shouldn't Tom Cruise be there instead since he was chosen #1?
Amen Vanina!
Thats a fucking lie. He only tops the list of most dicks sucked ever!
How is Crotchrot Hilton on the list?
We need more chicks in the top 10. Why isn't Britney up there, y'all??
Yeah Harley!!!!
Ugh this just goes to show how much of a fucking bubble thier world really is.
Wow, an author on the list. Given, The Davinci Code wasn't a masterpeice but at least some people still read books....
it's cuz tom cruise paid whoever it was who made the list to put him as #1!
Don't hate on Tom....He deserves to be #1.
I wish my poor ass could take a nap now...
Kell!!!! where are you???
can't you make an excuse to do it????
*hugs kell really hard and pats her tummy*
Don't hate on Tom....He deserves to be #1.
Tom is my hero | 06.16.06 - 12:07 pm |
Oh baby come here and let me hug the pain away.....
This list is so fucking dumb... it has nothing to do with earnings or media attention. It's like the editors of Forbes pick names out of a hat.
Not that I mind but Vadge didn't make the list and yet she is set to profit about $200 million on her tour this summer. WTF are Aniston, Hilton and Richie doing on the list?
My dirtstar just screamed when I read this. The Cooze needs to sleep with the fishes.
Oh, and where the fuck is Suri? I'm getting really fucking tired of this!!!
Tom deserves to be # 1 in the psycho ward!
Don't hate on Tom....He deserves to be #1.
Tom is my hero | 06.16.06 - 12:07 pm |
Someone is more wasted than me? Or am I missing the sarcasm? The Cooze is a vile, evil little man. I'd like to shove an electrified e-meter up his gaping asshole.
he should enjoy this while it lasts, cuz next year he'll replace Paris for 95th. He is officially considered box office poison in Hollywood because of the bombing of MI3. Add to that the fact that he will be seen as the monster he is when he tries to prevent Nicole from taking her children to live with her in Australia, AND the hate the entire world will feel for this guy when it comes out that they've been lying all along about when this kid was born and the fact that it's probably deformed because of his idiotic ultrasound shit, and his career will be officially over. Bad things DO happen to bad people, the end is near for him
Aww, vanina, I love you!! thanks...I think that britney interview sucked all the energy out of me last night...
Rosie, is that you?
I like Angie too. Why isn't Tom on the cover? He's not going to like that........
GO YANKEES
I would like one of them to pay off my 40K in student loans please.... what's 40K to someone who maked 352 MILLION... haha
Suri is real - she's a goosedown pillow.
those couch-jumping pictures never get old.
It's people like my boss, the only gay eskimo in his tribe, that contribute to Tom's "success"..he watched MI3 and thought he was a great movie...to quote him correctly, he said "It was an awesome movie man, you should see it!!"
Soon Katie will be on the list when she gets her big Pay-off from Crazy Cruise.
those couch-jumping pictures never get old.
Anonymous | 06.16.06 - 12:17 pm | #
ditto!
his expression in that pic is PRICELESS!!!
i wonder how much Katie is gonna get when all this charade ends...
that is, if they decide to keep her alive...
Where have they....Katie and Tom...been lately? Haven't seen too of them trying to convince the public that their relationship isn't a total sham.
Futher proof that they are busy hatching Suri.
DJ | 06.16.06 - 11:58 am |
Interesting point. It's like by not mentioning it, it will go away. Two years from now people will be saying, "Didn't he have a kid or something?"
Interesting point. It's like by not mentioning it, it will go away. Two years from now people will be saying, "Didn't he have a kid or something?"
vlcupper | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 12:23 pm | #
You know Oprah is pissed that he bumped her down on the list based on his crazy behavior on HER show!
If TC was the most powerful/influential/whateva, how come Angelina Jolie Pitt was on the cover and he wasn't,hmm?
is expression in that pic is PRICELESS!!!
sunny | 06.16.06 - 12:22 pm | #
Oprah's expression is even funnier. Like "what the fuck is wrong with you closeted gay psycho, get the fuck away from me and get back on your meds"
I hate to tell you dummies but Nicole has nothing to do with the kids. She doesn't care about them and never did.
It all made sense until I saw 50 Cent on the list!
Big Old Slut | 06.16.06 - 12:42 pm |
She only has interest with her very own bun in the oven from her lesbian girlfriend. ooooops, I meant Keith Urban.
Mango Pie | 06.16.06 - 12:29 pm |
that too! I could totally picture that in her mind!
supposedly tom & katie are gonna pod another alien VERY soon!
I can so see JA and AJ being linked for the rest of their lives. They will probably both die on the same day or something. And the headline will be who will brad pay his respects to first.
Angelina is probably on the cover because there's an interview with her inside.
Isn't 50 cent retarded?
Here are some others that made the list:
Nicole Kidman
Reese Witherspoon
Bill O'Reilly
Rachael Ray
Dave Chappelle
Tyra Banks
Ryan Seacrest
Don't hate on Tom....He deserves to be #1.
Tom is my hero
Katie? Hon. Stop drinking the Kool Aid and come out of the compound. I'm sure Brooke Shields will put you up for a few days.
Come on out, the world is much nicer when you don't have the Cooze's hand up your ass like a little puppet doll!
read Defamer. The list was a misprint from like 3 years ago.
those are just ungodly amounts of money.
i simply cannot fathom that kind of wealth...
that being said, 95% of the fucking people on this list aren't worth the lugie i hauk in the shower every morning and watch slowly go down the drain.
stupid fucks.
Anonymous | 06.16.06 - 1:26 pm | #
Defamer was being sarcastic in that 5 years ago it would have made sense that he was the most influential but not in 2006.That's why they said Forbes printed an old list.Lol, I love Defamer.
Apparently Tom is influential enough to be #1 but not good enough to be on the cover? Forbes is lame.
Forbes knew that if they put TOm on the cover the mag wouldn't sell, no one wants to hear that this crazy nutsack is #1. Why do you think no one talked about his interview in Good Housekeeping last month....cuz no one gives a shit, the only way this guy can sell a mag cover is if he splits with the zombie stepford gf
that being said, 95% of the fucking people on this list aren't worth the lugie i hauk in the shower every morning and watch slowly go down the drain.
stupid fucks.
Morticia | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 1:33 pm | #
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LMAO - awesome!
Article about Angie:
http://www.forbes.com/home/free_...6/0703/
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Curious what she she is going to talk about with her Anderson Cooper interview.
GO YANKEES
the existance of suri will be proven when the existance of bigfoot is proven! or the loch ness monster!!!
Huh? The Rolling Stones are #2?
Did I miss something?
Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston tied for spot #35.
Ahhhh ha ha ha ha! So, so right.
aren't worth the lugie i hauk in the shower every morning and watch slowly go down the drain.
Morticia | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 1:33 pm
You are one classy broad!
Howard Stern made $320 Million, I said MILLION last year!!!!$$$$ His deal with Sirius was DA BOMB!!!!
50 cent? Wow, I didn't realize he was doin it like that!
Angelina Jolie should be higher.
Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie shouldn't even be in that list.
Jennifer Aniston shouldn't be on the list. She doesn't tie anything when it comes to Jolie. Jolie wins by a landslide.
The top ten of shit!
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