PLEASE GOD! Let her leave the counrty!
I read this & thought you've GOT TO BE kidding me.
Maybe the lions will eat her. mean, alayna. so mean.
Oh my!
she is such a corn ball, and yes I used the term corn ball. She says she wants the pap to leave her alone, but we all know that is a lie.
you unoriginal twat.
sorry, but that is one dumb kid. you can just tell by the fucking blank look he always has on his face.
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 06.16.06 - 1:46 pm |
Too much gristle.
Hell to the No! Brit and Kevin are the new Whitney and Bobby - he will destroy her just like Bobby destroyed Whitney!
copycatting is the best compliment or some shit...cant remember the proverb
Where is Kevin going to get his herb now. I guess he will have to smoke the cow dung
The LIONS will so NOT protect her ass!! I know this for a fact!!
I think Brit-Brit needs a break from the stalking paps before she has a breakdown.
best form of flattery I think it is
mscrankyangel | 06.16.06 - 1:47 pm | #
Sincerest form of flattery.
WHYYY oh why is she so lame?
copycatting is the best compliment or some shit...cant remember the proverb
mscrankyangel | 06.16.06 - 1:47 pm | #
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i think it's "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" or some bullshit like that.
Where is Jennifer!! Where is my girl??!! She knows that Maddox Lion Militia has better thangs to do than protect Brits stank rotting ass!!
Chryssy | 06.16.06 - 1:48 pm |
Oops didn't see that Chryssy.
that joke was really screwed up but It did make me laugh
I think getting away from it all is exactly what she needs...but I agree with Morticia. Couldn't she have chosen a new "special" place no one has heard of? Like Butt Fuck Egypt.
Too much gristle.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 1:46 pm | #
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and fat!
Can Kevin even leave the US? He has to have an outstanding warrant or something that will make it impossible to leave the country...unfortunately
is she serious....namibia doesn't need her white trash ass there...
Great minds think alike Blue Rose & Alayna
OMG, that would be PERFECTION!
oh please!
I wonder if her twat chews gum too?
I can just see K-fug out riding the dunes every day, plastered. I'm really getting sick of these people.
I'm sure that Nambia has plenty of people to blame for being such a godawful mother too. damned idiot.
Now Mel Gibson can enjoy the rest of his summer. He'll probably throw her a send-off party!
does brit even know where namibia is located? let me help you....it's on planet earth.....
Too much gristle.
Blue Rose
and fat!
Alayna aka Aphrodite
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And tar from all the cigarettes he smokes...
letinstar | 06.16.06 - 1:53 pm | #
Britney: "What's earth?"
Ha........didn't she make some statement awhile ago that she thought Canada was in Europe??
Brit could never pull an Angelina.
She could never be as gorgeous, she would never be as generous, and she could never be as talented. the only thing she COULD do is get a man whose with another woman (sure sure brad and jenn weren't together, blahblahblah whatthefuckever)and fly to some random country to pop out a kid.
not to mention, brit LIVES for the papparazi - she just won't admit it. SOMEHOW they'll get pics of her there in nambi-land...and it will be because she NEEDS the attention.
point is - brit could never compare to angelina and i don't even like angelina.
Brit, take Sunny's selfish ass with you!! I'll pack her beaver weave with snapped on mouse-traps for you!!
I'm still hoping she goes to Butt Fuck Egypt.
Where is Jennifer!! Where is my girl??!! She knows that Maddox Lion Militia has better thangs to do than protect Brits stank rotting ass!!
KeLL | 06.16.06 - 1:49 pm |
Here I am!!! There is no fucking way Maddox will steer the lions away from the true goal: Double Stuff retrieval. Brad's still on his shitlist and he ain't backing down.
Bitch should give birth in Antarctica.
isn't it funny how MK knows Brit's due date but the fug idiot herself didn't even know it on national television? GO AWAY ALREADY YOU STANK PORKY FOOL
this is so insane.
Oh HELL NO!!!!
God I hope we get a picture of Angelina outside Brits house ready to chuck a fucking rock or spear at her head.
Damn that's two women that are sharpening thier oscars to shank that idiot in the neck!!!!
maybe she'd stay over there if they gave her a lifetime supply of cheetos, red bull, and bubblicious.
Ha........didn't she make some statement awhile ago that she thought Canada was in Europe??
tallulah | 06.16.06 - 1:54 pm | #
wasn't that paris? but i can totally see her saying something stupid like that.
maybe she'd stay over there if they gave her a lifetime supply of cheetos, red bull, and bubblicious.
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 06.16.06 - 1:58 pm
*Writes check to Nambian government*
Brit, take Sunny's selfish ass with you!! I'll pack her beaver weave with snapped on mouse-traps for you!!
KeLL | 06.16.06 - 1:55 pm | #
AW HEEEEEELLLLLLLL NAW!!!!!!!!!!
are there trailer parks in Nambia?
Namibia is the new meh and snuh
Jesus Christ on a cracker, can't the bitch come up with an original idea? She's like the horrid friend from high school who had to bite off your clothes, hairstyle & car, etc.
I understand her wanting to pull a Garbo, especially after the Dateline debacle, but DAMN. Can't she go to Luxembourg or some shit?
I'm "appauled" that Britney "thinks" this will "make" her look more "responsible" or "serious" about her claims that the "paparazzi" are stalking "her" and her "family". I did, however, "love" her use of "airquotes" at "inappropriate" times that only could be "understood" by "country" folks like her and her "people".
fuck namibia! mexico dos mil seis all the way!
bitch find your own rat ass country to give birth in!!!
doesn't the great continent of africa and all it's countries have anough to deal with with out brit and gang introducing cheetos and starbucks to them....
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i loves it!
Here I am!!! There is no fucking way Maddox will steer the lions away from the true goal
jennifer is wasted
You know it, those Lions would rather protect Maddox's poop piles instead of getting their kitty cooters infected with whitetrashatitus
Aren't there enough elephants in that country? Bad joke.
GOOD joke! Me likey. *cold blood beginning to course through veins again*
Tipsy McStaggers | 06.16.06 - 2:02 pm |
"LOL" "lol:
i love angelina, but everyone was also trashing her when she was all over bill bobs **** on the streets and shit, so see! people change, im sure britney will be helping out some refugees in the coming years.
She has no mind of her own...
*Writes check to Nambian government*
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 2:00 pm | #
im sure britney will be helping out some refugees in the coming years.
joliepittme | 06.16.06 - 2:05 pm | #
i don't think they want her help. at least i hope they don't.
mortie u havent been on newslined lately, grrr
Wow, so fucking original. Does she seriously believe that the Namibian government gives a rat's ass about her and her fucktard K-Fag? She needs to STFO. This cunt is seriously deluded. Miss 90%-of-the-people think the tabloids have gone too far is over, done, finito.
Namibia is the new black ya'll.
The Namibians don't want to be exposed to her diseases.
I'm totally in love with SPF.....
I wonder if it's a case of Well look how well it worked for Angelina press wise yall.
THat's what I need to do. And nobody will notice that it's a completly unoriginal idea at all yall!
The Namibians don't want to be exposed to her diseases.
jennifer is wasted | 06.16.06 - 2:10 pm | #
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that totally made me want to make an AIDS joke. but then i remembered that AIDS isn't funny. *slaps self*
I'm thinking Amsterdam would be more appropriate for Brit.. Especially Kevin, if you know what I mean...
I think Brit and family should head back down south. There's no better protection than a truckload of good old boys and their shotguns to keep the pap's at bay. I'm serious, why doesn't she go where she can truly be Brit, and maybe find some peace for a spell.
Hopefully K-Fug will attempt to smuggle some fine African ganga and he can relive Midnight Express.
Please?
hey namibia is also entitled to stretching out their 15 mins of fame
I'll pay for her trip to Namibia if she can correctly spell and define "humanitarian". Hell, I'll pay for SPF's therapy if she fires the makeup artist from the set of "who Killed Baby Jane" that worked on her before last nights interview.
Why does Britney think Namibia will treat her stupid posse the same as BAMZS?
AJ has political power because of her work with Africa & refugees....that's why they've got her back.
Yes, way to stay out of the spotlight there, Brit.
I'm thinking Amsterdam would be more appropriate for Brit.. Especially Kevin, if you know what I mean...
KeLL | 06.16.06 - 2:13 pm | #
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haha!
I nothing bad to say against Britney, let her have her baby in peace. BUT... if she's 6 months preggers and her son is 9 months old, she got pregnant just 3 months after having him????? Wow .... didn't waste any time, did she. Her uterus hasn't even finished healing, hope her C-Section scar doesn't rupture.
Yeah what's wonderful is the fact that she was photographed with sevrel drinks in hand during that time.
Oh yeah that's good stuff. Ugh.
This stupid cunt would invite all the paps and tabloids and tv news shows to go with her. Then she'd lose SPF in the desert and blame it on the sand fleas.
She wants to be left alone - yet she's going to go give birth the same place Brad & Angelina did - like that will keep the papazao away!
I'm thinking Amsterdam would be more appropriate
KeLL
What did the Dutch do to piss you off?
Is the footage of the interview out yet?
lol
The thing about Britney saying canada was in europe is more like this:
"I loooove traveling over-seas y'all... canada, for example, YALLL!!"
Hope they tell her Namibia is booked through to the next decade. 
P.S. @ Monica L: Whitney was straight up ghetto and smokin' up the chronic before she met Bobby. All he did was complement her, rounding out the Ghetto Fabulousness with their union.
Her fucking kid looks retarded, I love it!
Double P.S. WTF will Namibia gain by having her and K-Fart there?? At least Brangelina did a lot of humanitarian work abroad and in Africa, up UNTIL her birth, AND donated millions of dollars to Namibia and the hospital where she gave birth.
Can she find her own identity. The ho wants to be Madonna with the Kaballah and red string and shit. Now she wants to give birth like Angie. Ho sit down!
What did the Dutch do to piss you off?
jennifer
I'm sure if Kevin tried to steal their stash, they can put up more of a fight...
@aziajs: Dont be bringing that gehtto speak up in here!
Sheesh, I dont like Angelina that much but she's fucking wonderful up against Britney Spears. If I were Angelina, I'd be so embarrassed that Britney is copying me.
I'm not gonna lie..I hope she stays in the US.. Her fat preggo ass makes my self esteem higher, which we all know... plus she makes great entertainment.. I love making fun of her..
@coffey0072: Shut up ho. What the hell do you do everyday. Are you a styat home project mom?
Yeah, lets see Britney donate her money to the hospital there.
KFED would be all "Are you crazy bitch? That's MY money you're giving to these n*(derogatory term for black people)"
Maybe she could by an island like Nicholas Cage--and just STAY there.
@coffey0072: Shut up ho. What the hell do you do everyday. Are you a styat home project mom?
gawk if you like | 06.16.06 - 2:39 pm | #
Nothing wrong with being a stay at home project mom. I would hate to have your unimportant cubicle job. Just keep on telling yourself you are important. Cuz you arent.
Gawk if you like... hahahahaha you fucking loser. I HAVE TWO jobs, asshole AND I have no children, and live in a fly ass apartment.
If I want to fucking POST all day, on my DAY OFF that I EARNED... that's MY prerogative. Keep it moving if you don't like my posts. What's YOUR excuse for being on here???
Maybe Tibet, on one of those ice-capped mountains. People could unearth a "Spears ice pop" hundreds of years from now & think how fat and retard humans were then.
coffey0072 | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 2:48 pm | #
Go Coffey, with your bad self!
KeLL | 06.16.06 - 2:38 pm |
But, she's a human being
I know most people think babies are cute, but SPF is just an ugly little kid. Where the hell did he get that mouth from?!
stop the hatin'. here's the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I...h?
v=ISnUEGVOrTE
With the way she watches her kid it's would be like a matter of seconds before the lions stole SPF and took him away to be raised in a den.
Would be a better environment for him, anyway
What is a styat?
If Namibians are smart, they'll say "No Thanks!".If she goes there the publicity will be huge, but the train wreck that she's become will do more harm than good to them.Plus, does this bitch have an original idea in her head?Go to Louisiana bitch.You won't be followed as much as in L.A but no, she has to go to Namibia because she's cool like Angie y'all.Gah.
Would be a better environment for him, anyway
you know who | 06.16.06 - 2:52 pm | #
No shit at least the lionesses take care of and protect their offspring
Anyways have you seen the pics of her, SPF and K-Fed frolicing on the beach? She is a vision of lovliness in a white bikini...yea right
Why would a white woman want leftovers for a black man? Where is the outcry?
It's a satirical article from Postcards from the Pugbus. Just everyone is believing this story!!! Too funny!!!!
gawk if you like | 06.16.06 - 2:55 pm | #
Do YOU have a job, or do you just like hanging around gossip blogs spewing racism?
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 1:53 pm
blue rose....i got nothing....
and the surviving Namibians will say.. after Shiloah.. the deluge.
hahahaha @ Gawk, however did you guess??? Yeah, I bought my crack from your faded ass!
Shut the fuck up, stick a dick in it and get a life. You're worthless. On second thought, keep the sexiness coming. You're very amusing
what's laditude?
But, she's a human being
jennifer is wasted | 06.16.06 - 2:51 pm
I said this once and I'll say it again... I have no sympathy for self inflicted wounds...
Oh, KeLL, I was being a smart ass.
WTF? I am *this* close to just giving up my habit of celebrity gossip. I can feel my brain cells dying.
gawk if you like, we may be hateful but we're not racist! We are from all around the world. Please keep those opinions to yourself!
With the way she watches her kid it's would be like a matter of seconds before the lions stole SPF and took him away to be raised in a den.
you know who
Oh silly, the lions are smarter than to do that!! Give them some credit! Now the monkeys, they might...thats another story!!
Could she have worn a more disgusting white trash outfit to be on national tv with Matt lauer? I couldn't decide if fully exposing her breasts or having a see through shirt with her pink bra sticking out was worse. GAG
Gawd, that's beyond stupid.
Oh, KeLL, I was being a smart ass.
jennifer is wasted
Oh I know my love!! but thats why my heart is cold and black for Brit... xoxox!!
CLASSIC! I can't believe she is seriously thinking about doing this.
Throwing Julia under the bus.
Doing an Angelina.
Which OSCAR winner is her next target? Fishsticks?
GO YANKEES 
uummmmmmm maybe this is what she means by we're, the country of africa.lolol
gawk if you like, we may be hateful but we're not racist! We are from all around the world. Please keep those opinions to yourself!
Harley Parades Busted Twat
WORD! You said it beautifully!
i'm bout to go to namibia and make sure brit & kfed do not step in. i'm lookin out for spf bc we all know his parents won't be.
Im thinking she picked Namibia, cos she thinks she can sell the photos for a fortune like angie did.
WOWO........JUST GLANCED THROUGH THE THREAD LOOKS LIKE THE HATERS ARE BACK 
TGIF EVERY1
brit, you dumb hooker.
give me your money, I'll make much better use of it
Brit's going nowhere without KFed...and his ass ain't going to Africa.
They both live for the paps....
ALTHOUGH...it's funny....I wonder if Julia called her this morning.
Bitchin is ashamed to be south
Hi and bye my twin!!
KeLL | 06.16.06 - 3:37 pm | #
Had enough huh???? well have a great rest of the day maybe see ya this evening.
Tipsy McStaggers | 06.16.06 - 2:02 pm
BWAAHHHAA
*holding sides laughing* Damn that shit was "so" funny
poor girl is so easily influenced...first it was kaballah...now this...i feel sorry for her nowadays...being that rich and self-destructive
This was all a joke that apparently people on the net were too stupid to understand. Someone did a spoof. This is NOT true.
Don't let her take the Tater. He's way too cute to end up as lion food.
"Is Brittany a bad mom?"
Come on Britney. At least be original.
How about giving birth in, say, Mongolia? Or Irian Jaya? Or, if you want to be really radical how about at your local hospital? You know, in the USA? Now, that would be a trend setter.
Oh wow. Can't she at least come up with an original place to give birth? But anyway, if she goes, I hope she stays there.
i hate this fucking mother fucking cock sucking fat fucking hoe!..ooh look at me im britney spears..lol
what a wannabe ang!.shit! she pisses me off!....pfffffffffft wtf-Ever
give birth in west virginia!!! and then screw an imbred hick and then you can be country all you want!!
whats up with that kids hat always on sideways!
Ok, Brit, so copy an asshole move of Brangelina. If she does that she's really an ass. I would have loved to have seen Howard Stern interview her last night. Instead of that pussy Lauer. Howard would have had her on the floor pulling her hair extensions out screaming "OK, I admit it KFed is locked in the basement!!" Jerk off Britey Spears.
yeah shes totally a bad mom.
my suggestion is for them to go back to loooooz-eee-ana and get themselves a gator farm....i bet you could pick one up cheap after katrina and all, and think of the endless amusement that would provide for kfed and friends...
unoriginal.
lemmings
What a copycat. Do us a favor and go to Africa...and don't come back!
SPF always looks like the dumbest kid on earth. No cute at all.
She still poses as if she were still sexy.
why would Brit want to have a baby in a thiirld country, whne she can just go back to the trailer parks that litter the entire South?
She seems like a ship without a port. First she tries Kabalah and pisses Madonna off when she drops it, now she's going for the African birth bit like Angelina for publicity?
I really don't believe that is is true, I am sure Angie would be pissed since she did this out of a deeply felt commitment and love of this area, not to start a fashion trend.
Britany waht a fucking liar...well his friends told me he wasn seeing her....Bithch are you stupid.
.........well julia Roberts did the same thing....but BOOM!
That's right BOOM BOOM Bithc right is your fucking face
She gives whites a bad name.
@desperate I agree.
I don't think Brit is trying to copy Angelina I think she seen how good it worked and thought why not! She needs piece in her life. Leave the poor girl alone.
DON'T BE A HATER!!!!
Lol this is so not true.
7:14 you give whites and blacks a bad name. So shut up. Britney wishes she was Angelina Jolie. Britney will never have a baby in Africa, they will through her trashy family back to the states. Angelina is well loved, worldwide.
Why is that bitch prefer to give birth in the middle of flies and shit!!
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