He's so scary looking.
Is he breathing?
Is he breathing?
Laura | 06.16.06 - 1:52 pm | #
Through his mouth...
Christopher Walken is a god.
Panty Creamer he is NOT.
Um, NO.
yowsa... he's getting a little rough around the edges . He and Mark Anthony could play father/son.
Still love him and his cowbell, though.
I'd hit it with the lights on. LOL!
He needs to return to his coffin. Looks like dracula
His lipstick really sets off his under-eye luggage.
LA, you took the words right out of my ass. LOL
I think he has a watch up his ass. Or something.
Daaaang! Where's his toe-tag? He looks like a zombie!
MORE COWBELL!
THE Bruce Dickinson, what have you done to thyself?! yowza!
He's the only fug celebrity I think is cool. His coolness transcends his scaryness, that plus tons of makeup.
I have gas.
scratch what i said about that rolling stone dude being the walking dead...christopher walken is the winner....
i checked my panties and they burned off from the lack of moisture....that can't be good....
Is he related to Don King?
He's a brilliant actor though.
F.L.A.K.E.Y.
Oh my god NOOO!!!!!
*falls to the floor crying ot the gods*
Baby what happend??!!!!
Chryssy needs a cocktail - Don't worry, I was wearing my rubber glove. Hope my fingernails didn't jab ya!
ew.just ew.
I LOOOOOOOVVVE Him!!!!!!!!! BUT I'm SURE MK is just tryin' to mess with us about the panty creamer part.....at least I hope so!LOL
CW looks like a ghoul, but he's still The Man! 
Heat Miser?
LA - Next time put some lube on that baby.
I love Christopher Walken, but Jesus H. Christ.........
i LOVE Christopher Walken!!!!!!!
Even though he's like 90, something about him still makes me crazy. Especially when he's in a sharp suit showing off his incredible dancing skills. I love this guy!!
Heat Miser?
Hon | 06.16.06 - 1:57 pm | #
Looks like death warmed over to me.
So he's getting old. He is a fine actor and I love that he can poke fun at himself and make me laugh my ass off. At least he doesn't look like a cyborg like Mickey Rourke
he's a great actor and he dances so that is a bonus....
Somewhere a coffin is waiting..........
He looks creepy and death like in this photo! ack
Nosferatu's looking good for his age.
looking at him makes my shanaynay dry up.
damn this shit made me laugh.
he is the fug of all fugs, but damn he's one talented man.
get this man an I.V. STAT!!!!!
Oh Chris let me just get you some hair dye and coco butter and we might be able to get you back to your Prophecy Days....maybe.
What a splendid Boo-Fay.
Uhmm...is he wearing lipstick?
He scares the shit out of me...along with some John Malkovitch...but I love em both.
man, he looks dead!!
Holy fucking shit. The living fuck dead.
I don't give a hit what he looks like, man is funny as hell.
*Toast CW with a glass of fine Champ-anye*
bitch is on death's doorstep
Embalmed
Uh, not really.
Barf. I see dead people.
I bet everything he touch melts in his clutch...HE'S TOO MUCH..ba dum dum dum dum...
I love CHristopher on SNL..
My panties just tied themselves in a knot!
My panties are so dried, they just pulverized.
Imagine if a fucking female star showed up to some event looking like this, she'd never get hired again. I loved him in The Dead Zone
He looks like he's diseased.... poor thing
You bitches do as many good drugs as Christopher does, and you will soon look like this also. Surley this is a photo from some spook film taken after they exhumed him
I object to the term panty creamer used in such a way. Here I was thinking I was going to get a pic to get all excited over. Love him, but he leaves me dry!
I love Christopher Walken. He IS a god. And because he is SO awesome he is a panty creamer.... in the absolute most morbid kind of way ever. LOL.
My panties just tied themselves in a knot!
Fancy wants your man | 06.16.06 - 2:09 pm |
And your cooter just shimmied down them and fled in terror.
Your panties will be creamed... with fear induced diarrhea.
Isn't he Angelina Jolie's dad?
The man is a comic genius!!
And, he can DANCE!!!!
Wish he'd smile more!
And your cooter just shimmied down them and fled in terror.
Blue Rose
screaming all the way!
Isn't he Angelina Jolie's dad?
Curious | 06.16.06 - 2:13 pm | #
THat would be john voight
My clit is hiding, I have nothing but a little hole now.
More Cowbell!
He used to live in the UpperWest Side, next door to my buddy's brother, like 15 years ago. I saw him step out of a cab, and he's huge! Very tall, very creepy.
"I'm mister Heat Miser, I'm Mister Hot.
I'm Mister Green Christmas, I'm Mister 101!"
*dances around*
Opps...that's was dumb of me. Thank you Bonnie.
how did he get sooo old looking so fast? wasnt he in spiderman?
My clit is hiding, I have nothing but a little hole now.
Dayanara aka Afro clam | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 2:14 pm | #
Mine just fused shut entirely.
Isn't he Angelina Jolie's dad?
Curious | 06.16.06 - 2:13 pm | #
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you're thinking of john voight. i hate him. he told the press she was mentally ill.
jess | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 2:16 pm
That was Willem Dafoe.
gawd, he looks awful! death on a platter.
how did he get sooo old looking so fast? wasnt he in spiderman?
jess | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 2:16 pm | #
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that was william (?) dafoe, but i totally thought it was christopher walken!
My cooter just pulled a transformer and changed in a peen. clang clang clang
Fancy!!!!!!!!!
My cooter just pulled a transformer and changed in a peen. clang clang clang
Fancy wants your man | 06.16.06 - 2:17 pm
Isn't he Angelina Jolie's dad?
Curious | 06.16.06 - 2:13 pm |
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
he was hot in ..At Close Range with Sean Penn
*SCREECHING IN FEAR*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'm SKEERED!
More Cowbell is sooooo funny, though!
Cooter in lockdown.
My cooter just pulled a transformer and changed in a peen. clang clang clang
Fancy wants your man | 06.16.06 - 2:17 pm | #
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so i guess that means i get justin!
Alayna meet me in the Brandon thread. I have something for you!
Even my asshole is picketing.
He is in "The Dead Zone"!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, holy shit I am too funny. Seriously I laughed my ass off when I wrote that. Then I said out loud, "damn Aaron you're funny" and that made me laugh even more!
Even my asshole is picketing.
Dayanara aka Afro clam | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 2:21 pm | #
ew! funny,but ew.
The Continental Creamer.
(in case there's caption contest....)
Alayna meet me in the Brandon thread. I have something for you!
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*rounding up posse*
panty creamer? yea maybe if i was wearing depends...
Wow, everywhere I go there's threats of a throw down....can I manage the bets? Who wants in?
Yummy. I know the pasty, crypt keeper look sends me over the edge.
OUCH!! He's not aging well is he? But I still love him as an actor.
Panty Creamer? Are you kidding. I don't even think he can cream anything at his age.
Heat Miser?
Hon | 06.16.06 - 1:57 pm | #
^^^^LMAO!!!!!
He definitely does dampen the panties.
I don't give a hit what he looks like, man is funny as hell.
*Toast CW with a glass of fine Champ-anye*
Blue Rose | Homepage
^^That was one of the best SNL skits. Ever!
Nothing like good fish flake Peruvian pink coke. It has kept Christopher awake for 40 years. He is looking better than I expected.
i wander if his pubic hair is gray too. ow about the area around his anus?
He looks like a dead rat that has laid in swamp water for a few weeks. Scary.
Seriously, what the fuck is up with this guy? And has anyone put a mirror under his nose to see if he's still breathing?
the original jen is a pussy | 06.16.06 - 2:35 pm |
That's motherfucking nasty!
Him and Joan Van Ark would look so hot together.
He was good in the Weapon of Choice video. But what else? Definitely NOT a panty creamer for ANY reason.
i bet if i rub his belly i can find some treasure...he looks just like my treasure troll 
This has got to be Michael Jackson's real father.
only if it's dried up sandpaper, desert, arid, cactus panties.... *queefs sand*
He's funny but my panties actually run and hide.
Shut up you fools, I'm in love with him.
*queefs sand*
Tabatha
Hold on, you might start making pearls.
He's been dead a long, long time.
omg jennifer.. i might... cool..
The death!
When I was a kid and saw Dead Zone I had SUCH a crush on him!
He's cool as all sorts of hell.
oooooooooooo i love him!!!! but doesn't get me all steamed up though
he's wearing lipstick and concealer.
the original jen is a pussy | 06.16.06 - 2:35 pm |
Jen (the Original) | 06.16.06 - 3:10 pm |
WTF???????????
that's one ugly old lady
Whoa is it halloween already?
Is that snow mizer or heat mizer?
Looks like he had his make-up done at the fuckin mortuary. Somebody embalm this zombie.
These boots are made for Walken
Wow. Bride of Frankenstein.
He's an awsome Actor & all but DAYUM!!! Dude looks like an extra form "Night of the living Dead".
he's an old geezer but he realy looks like fresh out the coffin.
OMG... I LOVE me some Chris Walken - he's the complete SHIT! I've always thought he was a sexy mofo, even IF people tell me he looks like my dad (which he DOESN'T)
omg... ROFLMAO..... heat mizer!!!!!
I'm Mr. Heat Mizer....
He's Mr. Heat Miser.....*singing*
Ok, I'll grant you that the image of him might make me soil my drawers....
....but a panty creamer.....????
more like panty sharts
A few months ago he was here in Toronto, he was having dinner alone while I was having dinner with my family at the next table. The guy ordered bottles of sake one after another, to the point where he was sooo drunk the waiters had to tell him to leave!
Pantie Creamer?
No. More like panty pee-er. As in pee in panties from sheer terror.
Still, Chris is cool.
Yikes!! Looks like he's ready for the lead role in the next Tim Burton flick!
More like panty cruster. EWwwwww!
Warning the public commerical ..this is what will happen if you get a wiff of Paris' new scent.
All I gotta say is a got a fever! I need more cow bell! More Cow bell! That is a classic C. Walken moment.
He could seriously use a little sun, or even a spray on tan would help. Christ sake.
Ewwwwww.....My pussy is bleeding after looking at that sh*t 
Kool as Ufck!
Love him doing the Skittles Commercial send up on SNL.
Remember that?!!!
God, Night of the Living Dead much?
He looks like freakin' Frankenstein! Run for your lives!
the grim reaper called, your time is coming up.
He looks dead but he is still christopher fucking walken!
I wish he would have done 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'. Damn it. I feel so deprived. I'll never know how he would have been as the role of Willy Wonka.. but I bet he would have blown it out of the water!
I wish he would have done 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'. Damn it. I feel so deprived. I'll never know how he would have been as the role of Willy Wonka.. but I bet he would have blown it out of the water!
He's 63, so please. He's an in icon and cool as FUCK. I think he looks way better - and more natural - than Clint Eastwood who now, after his umpteenth facelift, looks like a freaking skull!!!
Not as much as Dafoe...
I think I just peed in my chair!
I thought it was illegal to dig up corpses.
He does have a certain glow....you know like he is dying and he is breathing that last ember of hot breath.............................. you know that gaspy sound dying old folks make.
I give him 4 years 10 months 3days 15.00009 seconds before expiration.
Godspeed.
@desperate THAT POST IS JUST WRONG!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the Christoper Walken that Natalie Wood was infatuated with?
http://www.endlessla.com/faces/m...s/may/
wood.html
Oh my goodness!
He looks like he's ready to go six feet under.
He's an amazing actor, but no panty creamer!
About that Natalie Wood thing.Yes that was Chris Walken on the Splendour with them the night she died. I never trusted that Robert Wagner. Ever see him in the lifetime movie when he tries to get his wife Donna Mills to overdose. He says "Who loves ya baby" "Now take these pills" Well, she survives that and winds up in a women's prison and being raped with a coke bottle! Horrific.
I would screw him for money. Is that wrong. NOw it would have to be lotsa money. I am sure it will be quick and it want last long.
yeah, he looks ill. Seriously folks.
either that or it's a bad picture or something. Lighting.
WHEN is his FUNERAL ?
I love the bride of frankenstein look! He's even got his hair brushed in an up-do!
oh, he've got old......
Would you care for ------- some Cham - pag -- ne ?? He is so deadpan funny and he looks the part! I looooooove Christopher.
He's not 80, by the way. He is 63.
Vodka... it's not just for breakfast anymore.
He's the sexiest corpse that ever lived! Skin of Dim Sum! Yum Yum Yum!
damn, did his face melt or what...
he was hilarious in pulp fiction...
So I give this watch to you...
Somewhere, a crypt is missing its corpse...
Damn you. I was just going to try to get some sleep.
Oh my god.
Haha! You joke MK! =) haha! Panty creamer? Lol.. For the life of me I can't see how this man contributed to what is Angelina Jolie's looks today..His gene pattern must be good or something..Except it all went wrong when it came to him..
i like this guy, he's hilarious...esp when he did the skit about "wanting more cow bell..." but why does he look like the bride of frankenstien here???
He comes from the same place Marc Anthony does Transylvania.
sam, you're right if you can't see how Walken contributed to Mangelina "Jolie"'s looks. It was already stated that her father is Jon Voight.
Christopher Walken is AWESOME!!! he's the shit!!!!
I fuckin' love that man!!!
The only time I'd watch SNL all the way through is if he's on--"The Continental" is a riot!!!
That pic doesn't do him justice though...now if they put up a pic of him from "The Deer Hunter" (197
or even "King of New York" (1990) I would concur with the creamer title.
i dont even care if he's getting old, he rocks my socks off!
My face or yours in twenty more years... See... you should enjoy your skin while it lasts....ha..ha..ha..
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