.snuh
....and meh...
Bikini Brit?? hell to the muthafuckin' NAW!
Dude, you've gotta get on Kevin and Bean on KROQ!
I think I saw Parasite and Blohan's on SNL once.
p.s. I love the Rossdales. And I like Nat and Gael together.
nice bruise on your chicken leg fat thigh Brit Brit 
LA - I love Kevin and Bean, although I kinda like Jamie in the Morning on Star even though she's really annoying
Katie - I'm trying to be nice to Brit for like a second and it's really hard
Natalie isn't with Jake?!
Why didnt she buy some LIL swimmers for SPF??
what the hell????? can't brit afford swimmies (swimming diaphers that don't blow up) for that kid?
That bitch totally stole my old prom dress!
OMG MK, you made Colombian radio! Wooo hoooo! I have a promotion company hookup in Bogota!
Lady Di took maternity bikini pics - Brit can too.. her belly gets hot and yes I am defending her here... she can fucking swim if she wants...
and Carmen there is something nasty about your husband that is such a turn on... ??????? but what?
A dance off between Hohan and Parasite huh??What a couple of freaks off a leash.
I actually think BritBrit looks good in a bikini. (Hiding) She's still relatively toned.
HOWEVER, girl needs some help on her everyday clothes.
SPF's gonna have a saggy diaper that leaks.
okay, Colombia as in country or Colombia in the US?
wow. if i have to look at anothet ghetto prom thing, i will pour gasoline all over my body and light myself on fire. seriously.
gack
Lady Di took maternity bikini pics - Brit can too.. her belly gets hot and yes I am defending her here... she can fucking swim if she wants...
Tabatha | 06.16.06 - 4:11 pm | #
HELL YES! I am at 33 weeks (and no where near as good shape as Britney) and I threw all pride out the window and went swimming last week. Its hell being pregnant in the summer.
The Dance Off- there was an episode of the Golden Girls like that once. But I think Blohan and Parasite are both Blanches, so it doesn't quite match up.
brit should have a little sense...just a little and go for the one piece
Tabatha - Colombia as in cocaine country
TheSoulHole | 06.16.06 - 4:14 pm | #
I wonder who would wear the blue sequined number?
wished she would drowned that sorry excuse for a fucking man leech she's married too
BlueRose - That's too classy for me
I thought there was something different about Chesticas face. She needs to do something about that hair too. damn.
Yah..I still look better than brit!! Woo hooo!!!
My pupils dialated so fast on the ghetto Prom site they hurt.
Fuck shit motherfucker!!! Britney in a bikini is a truly apocalyptic vision!
thanks MK... okay, hookup still stands.... Ski Colombia! the freshest white powder!
her kid prolly shit in the ocean MK and she is supposed to put a cover on that diaper...
I could have lived eleventy billion years without seeing Victoria Silvstedt getting head. *Cries*
When I see brit it reminds me of Fat Bastard mooing...
Shit. Brit actually doesn't look THAT bad for being 6 mos. preggers in a bikini. Not that I advocate that look or anything. Snort.
I call that orange dress yall!! None of you better wear that shit to our next party!
This is as close to a smile as I have EVER seen on SPF.
it ain't officially summer without the ghetto prom pictures.....
can someone stop brit fromrocking bikini's please? just cuz they make them in her size doesn't mean she has to indulge....
i like gwen and gavin....looks like a nice family situation...
parasite and blohan dance off is code for who can suck and snort the most....
i can't tell if they just airbrushed the hell outta jessucka or if she really did get a nose job...it wouldn't surprise me if she did tho, she became the "ugly sister" practically overnight...
Erm the ghetto prom was a joke right?
That shyte is nasty.
The whole lot.
Fancy Prico's Queen | 06.16.06 - 4:17 pm |
Dibs on the yellow one. Easy access, y'all!
Seeing pictures of Gwen Stefani makes me wonder what Debbie Harry would have looked like if she had laid off the drugs.
That guy looks pretty skilled at deep throat. Come on, don't try to tell me Victoria isn't a tranny...
Tabatha - Colombia as in cocaine country
Michael K | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 4:14 pm | #
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You bitch! I prefer Coffe country, but you cant snort coffe so...whatever.
Sighhh I knew Jake was saving himself for me.
wow.... I always wanted to have my snatch licked in public why someone took pics... I am jealous
you go Preggo... I swam for the full 9 months.. very relaxing and I didn't give a horse's ass....
Britney LOVES showing off the pregnant belly, swimming or not. Remember the getup with the skirt and cowboy boots and shear top that showed her saucer sized areola? No? Here's reminder:
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com...es/
bsnips1.html
Well, at least Brit's wearing something on her feet while she's waling around on the beach. This time.
And I LOOOVE the dresses shown in the ghetto prom....exquisite.
*Walking, not waling...Although..
I love the notion of a "dance off"! It's so....1950's. However, I'd rather they "fuck off".
Britney, Britney, Britney. Add sun damage to your ugly, fat mug...
Did yall read the comments for the Victoria thing
One said I am so jealous of her. My husband never goes down on me anymore. I go down on him all the time.
However, I'd rather they "fuck off".
MJF | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 4:24 pm
Took the words right out of my mouth.
I thought waling was good Blue Rose but corrected it in my mind to "whaling"
wondering if any dlisted users have xanga. Mine is www.xanga.com/faerieshadow what's yours?
Mk? you speak Spanish or they translate?
VS getting head. Hairball alert. Gack!
scout | 06.16.06 - 4:25 pm | #
Yeah, in this case, the typo totally fit. Even if I managed to make a typo WITH a typo, lol.
?xanga?!!! You 16 or 17...
Yeah MK...what up? Is the show in Spanish?
wow, MK!!!! you're getting popular!
how do you handle all the demands!!!
Parisite and Blohan should just throw herpes pustules at each other.
i think I am having maternity belly envy.. I just want to stick up for her and protect her when she shows that thing.. can't stand her face though
Oh Carmen! Shut your trap already!!!!!
No one cares about your boobs anymore!
instead of clot throwing? pustule throwing?
what about mucus tossing?
It's just that Tabatha doesn't she have a private compound or something? She's worth 100 million or whatever... and she keeps making the same mistakes my backwood nephew's wife makes, and she's worth about $11,000 annually/ no benefits
Where are Kevin's other kids? Why can't they all go to the beach together? Poor Kids 
I can't believe I'm defending britney, especially after that debacle last night ("Funny people are hilarious" *Cringe*) but I think she looks better in a bikini while pregnant than she does in some of the outfits she's been sporting lately.
*snorting coffee*
I'm seeing Juan Valdez and he is not happy right now... *running from donkey*
I'm surprised Shitney bothered to put a diaper on him. I figured she'd just let him shit like a dog.
yeah...funny how k-fool isn't paying much attention to his first kids!
me too blue rose... I defend her in her natural ala belly but in a tunic and denim skirt... bitch is on her own
and those prom dresses look like they were made from shower curtains!
Yes, she ran a stop sign in 1963 and killed one of the people in the car she hit.
NY9 | 06.16.06 - 4:00 pm | #
Holy fuck I want to know where she got that dress....damned if that don't make a ho look food... 
Brit looks good here.
cause they don't need the tan....
oh my... *inserting foot*
Brit really IS a great mom! She made sure to put a hat on herself, but nothing on baby. I hope SPF has SPF on. Oy.
I'm seeing Juan Valdez and he is not happy right now... *running from donkey*
Tabatha | 06.16.06 - 4:30 pm | #
Juan Valdez fucking quit! he's not the coffee image anymore. *sight, I hope they put Pablo Escobar's face on the Cocaine bags.
I remember hearing a while ago about a dance-off between Blohan and Wilmer Valderamma in a similar type of situation.
quickly: i have mixed nieces and nephews.. they are sooooo beautiful! They hate the sun though, so they never go to the beach... just a pasty bitches go.
Sunny: My prom dress was just like the Orange one, it had BITCH written on the ass.
i see juan all the time Daya.... or fuck..??? am I hallucinating?
this shit is fish scale
Juan looks Mexican though... Colombians don't have staches.
Sunny: My prom dress was just like the Orange one, it had BITCH written on the ass.
Dayanara aka Afro clam
I will be sorting that orange dress at the next dlisted convention biotches!
*sporting*
. I figured she'd just let him shit like a dog.
jennifer
OMG!!! I'd almost peed myself!! Thanks for the laugh! I can always count on you Jenn!!
I got dibs on the middle dress in the top middle pic.
Tabatha: Yes, but he won't be doing more appereances and shit like that.
and yeah, not many colombians have staches.
Sunny: My prom dress was just like the Orange one, it had BITCH written on the ass.
Dayanara aka Afro clam | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 4:34 pm | #
Classy!
jennifer is wasted | 06.16.06 - 4:36 pm |
I already called it, Jennifer!
Do you think that chick in the red dress is New YOrk's little cousin or someone related?
Blue Rose, fine, you can have it. I'm going to just wear a sequined thong and some pasties.
how come the little kid got to go to the prom? Was he the ring bearer?
jenn
In the words of Parasite Hilton
Thats Hot!
jennifer is wasted | 06.16.06 - 4:39 pm
Oh, DAMN, I wish I'd thought of that.
Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?.....cool hair do.
where's YOU KNOW IT--I need a good laugh!
KeLL | 06.16.06 - 4:36 pm |
You know when she was done with that diaper, she just threw it in the water. She figured the jellyfish would take care of it for her.
I want the green and yellow ensemble which appears to be inspired by a basketball jersey. Of course, I will have to slit it to the cooter and wear my best bedazzled thong!
gosh and i was hoping there was gonna be a fight for that dress between blue rose & jenn!
I wonder if Victoria Silvstedt's cooter is as wide as the space between her bewbs? *Projectile vomits*
jennifer: Hoopz already wore that shit.
Shit, jennifer already called the sparkled thong!
the jellyfish would take care of it for her.
jennifer
I bet she was all "Fuck Nemo Ya'll!"
Chestica did get a nose job, but not in the traditional way. Papa Joe simply smacked his cock in her face, and POW, a new beak.
there is a part I of the ghetto prom....there are more dresses....I love it, it's like shopping on line.
I bet she was all "Fuck Nemo Ya'll!"
KeLL | 06.16.06 - 4:42 pm |
Nah, she thought she was doing the fishes a service and feeding them.
"Look! I'm recycling y'all."
how come the little kid got to go to the prom? Was he the ring bearer?
scout
No, it's just she couldn't find a babysitter the night of her prom...
Mother of God, is that a prom or a trashy-flav's cock sucker-hooker convention?
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 4:41 pm |
Did you really need to go there? Seriously?
saw the ghetto prom pics...
*shakes head in sadness*
BonZNMe | 06.16.06 - 4:45 pm | #
I'm soooo sorry!!
gotta love em ghetto proms,
I didn't go to prom... was it fun? I was never asked.
Prom I pics are even worse! And the link to the guys flashing the bills...
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 4:41 pm |
Hot dog in a hallway!
I can't stop staring at the Victoria Silvstedt pics. Is that wrong?
Daya, my Bf's brother is single and in colombia... he's 30 though.... too old?
Shit, jennifer already called the sparkled thong!
Jessucka | 06.16.06 - 4:41 pm |
Mine's purple. Pick another color.
scout | 06.16.06 - 4:47 pm | #
Could you spot me? guess what I'm wearing?
Tabatha: ARe you trying to "mate me" ? and 30 is just fine.
"Look! I'm recycling y'all."
jennifer
For some reason I pictured her digging a hole in the beach, dumping the diaper in it, filling the hole back up..
Ghetto Prom Part 1: Why is that bitch in blue tweaking her nipples? That ain't no motherfucking Jello video.
i love that word 'mate'.... ha ha....
you dork!
I'm soooo sorry!!
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 4:46 pm
I dont think that you are!
KeLL | 06.16.06 - 4:50 pm | #
You're giving her too much credit. She probably just shoved it in an empty Starbucks cup and left it sitting on the sand.
jennifer is wasted | 06.16.06 - 4:51 pm | #
'cause she wanted to be the horniest-looking bitch in the prom.
I will be wearing a cheeto encrusted thong.
Good night bitches.
Ghetto Prom pt 1: I'm soo hunting down that chartreuse number.
Damnit Daya... good nite bitch
have a good weekend. don't do anything I wouldn't do
I pictured her digging a hole in the beach, dumping the diaper in it, filling the hole back up..
KeLL
And the next family finds out when they see their little one covered in brown. "Daddy, I found buried treasure."
Oh Daya it's so obviously you in the lime green shortie with the rhumba ruffles!
Hi and Bye Daya!!!!
What mamma would let their kids out of the house in that crap - yipes!!
And oh my on the Vitoria pictures.... although I have to admit that would be kinda hot! lol
Bye Daya!
left it sitting on the sand.
Blue Rose
Haha Blue Rose...She could of pulled a victorias secret moment and tried to give it to a passerby..
that bitch stole my fuckin prom dress
scout | 06.16.06 - 4:55 pm | #
FUCK, FUCK! Does my ass look fat?
BYE.
tabatha - the prom was way overrated. afterwards prom, i went home and ate rocky road ice cream with my little brother and watched movies.
stpuid fuckin teenagers gettin drunk and havin sex...
on second though..maybe i missed out...
Later, Dayanara.
I'm also going to head out. Have a great weekend, everyone.
*shakes purple sequined ass*
Where'd my post go? Bye Daya, you were the QUEEN o' the Prom!
YouTube has the inteview now.
Bye Jennifer!
And the next family finds out when they see their little one covered in brown. "Daddy, I found buried treasure."
jennifer is wasted
No, I bet was like...Okay SHar, its your turn on the beach with your kids...I planted some treasure for you!!
Did I click on ghetto prom dresses or the BET awards?
GO YANKEES 
See ya Jenn!!
Bye Jennifer!!!
Night Jenn and Daya!!
why is there a hotdog in the hallway??????
*looking out office door down hallway*
I have gotten jack diddly shit accomplished today.
Is this like Carrie of the prom?
Hi All! Who all is here and what did I miss?
Dayam, I'm so depressed today.
And seeing Brit boo-hoo about being so mistreated by the press and then sunning her fat ass in Maui whenever she wants didn't help.
Someone cheer me up. (sniffle)
Tabatha
Hot dog??
Whats wrong Bug Spray??
I totally blew (blue) off today blue
ha ha... i'm so funny...
Tabatha, my daughter loves "carrie"...
i wonder why????
she even learned some sentences in english, she kept repeating "eve was weak!"
LOL!!!
Hi Bug Spray! Did you hear from Mpcmike? Did he get the scanner?
You know what Britney hasn't figured out? That the reason Madonna's lasted, the reason Christina's still on top, is that they never get out of character. They know what they're trying to sell and they sell it all the time. They are rarely caught out of makeup and dress. Britney thinks we should buy her as an entertainer/sexy vixen even after we've seen her ginormous boobs and swollen belly, white trash hair and usually unshod feet. You gotta take it all the way Brit Brit!
bugaboos are so 2004.
AWWWWW!!!! Bug... come here..
*hugs Bug in an argie way*
what's wrong, osita???
Nothing, really Fancy. It's just one of those days. Major sassy mouth from the ingrate teenage daughter (and I refrained from slapping her head off, so props for me!)
I'm just blue for no reason, I guess. Need a Wentworth sammich or something. LOL!
I have gotten jack diddly shit accomplished today.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 5:01 pm | #
that makes 2 of us....
Bug why the long face?
O_o
OH TEENAGER!!! Mine leaves for college soon... it's time for baby bird to leave the nest. Totally time, love him BUT IT'S TIME!!!
I hadn't heard from Mike as of this morning, but haven't checked back on my email this afternoon, Blue Rose. I hope he got it!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.16.06 - 5:05 pm | #
*Thanks God child had yet to hit puberty*
*Hugs* Bug Spray!
that's funny Vanina...
or is it???? I will have Alex (my son) teach her English.
OH TEENAGER!!! Mine leaves for college soon... it's time for baby bird to leave the nest. Totally time, love him BUT IT'S TIME!!!
scout
I can't wait until mine are all gone.
Is that bad? LOL!!
that makes 2 of us....
sunny | 06.16.06 - 5:06 pm | #
Guess we were too busy with the catfight over El B, lol.
Scout
TOTALLY!!! she thinks because she is Britney she can do whatever she wants and get away with it... guess she hasn't
realized this is a nasty business and somehow she has to sell whatever trendy is now...
Thanks for the hugs, Vanina! Just what I needed.
I think maybe I'm still mourning the loss of my brand new office that I didn't even get totally moved into yet before I handed it over to another kid whose mother is a total fuck up and doesn't know when she has a wonderful daughter. Sigh.
No Bug it's healthy, the way God made it to be!!! I'll cry but I'll help him pack!
Tabatha, my kid fell in love with Alex because he's blond...she kept asking me if he could come come to play with her 
LOL!!!!!
Blue Rose --yah I guess....and it was all for nothing --he wasn't even here! darnit!
sunny | 06.16.06 - 5:09 pm | #
He's going to think we're all completely batshit crazy if he reads that thread
No Bug it's healthy, the way God made it to be!!! I'll cry but I'll help him pack!
scout
HAHAHA! That's exactly the way I was when our oldest moved out. Sad, but running boxes to the car like crazy. *G*
{{{{{Big Hug}}}}}} for Bug spray. It will get better. Luvs Ya!!
Blue Rose LOL! I know!
KEEP HIM AWAY from there at ALL costs!
BUT in our defense, we were bored out of our minds!
Thanks, Gals. I knew I could count on you. It's so nice to come here and get to play naughty with ya'll.
yeah...the one thing britney hasn't learned from madonna is that to stay on top, you have to stay in the public eye...which means you have to do something different about every year and a half to two years....you have to look different or get into soemthing else....or people get tired of you
it's all pop career marketing
Wow, I just got bashed by someone with the screen name "Godhatesfags" in the Caption This post. Should I even bother?
No, Blue Rose, there is no point in having a war of wits with the weaponless!
Blue Rose
nah...just let them wallow in their own puddle of poo!
Unless you come back with the line:
God hates people who hate people. LOLOL!
Holy Fuck!!
just clicked on the victoria link--wtf happened to her? she looks like shit...how the mighty have fallen.
as for gettin' some head, she's a pimp...had to get it somewhere if her hubby was handlin' his business.
if men don't go down and taste the rainbow, what else are they good for?
Bug, i'm an only child, when i married my mom got really sad, she cried every single day, but in the long run it was good, she had to let me go, we both needed to be alone and grow up...
she was overprotecting me but finally understood that letting me go was also a way to show me how much she loved me...
just a reminder, "Scientology is Gay" tshirts on sale now!
visit newslined or
http://cafepress.com/cashmonies
Dammit, I had to work and now I have to leave soon...
Here I am working late on Friday night because I was playing w/ you bitches too much today...ain't that a bitch????? Oh well, got the office to myself, might as well be productive!
HUGS TO BUG!
if men don't go down and taste the rainbow, what else are they good for?
foxy_bronx_chic
Squashing big ugly spiders?
Hola caramelo...o sera un chau???
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.16.06 - 5:14 pm |
I posted something like "God hates narrow minded imbeciles" and I guess they didn't care for that. Fuck it, it's not worth it.
Hey Sammy, you naughty boy! Haven't seen you in a minute! xoxox
Todavia, I'm still around. Don't wanna leave before my supervisor, I do that too often when I have movies to watch.
Uh oh, Princess BZ....I've done that a few times myself lately. Played on here all day and then had to work way late to make up for it.
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.16.06 - 5:16 pm | #
LOL!!!
hub did that the other day, he heard me scream and he just came with a slipper...
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! he knows me so well...
I posted something like "God hates narrow minded imbeciles" and I guess they didn't care for that. Fuck it, it's not worth it.
Blue Rose
No, because you will never change their idiotic certainty that they are in the right.
ouhhhhh
i want a free lewis t-shirt!!!!
Free? LOL, good luck with that.
LOL!!!
hub did that the other day, he heard me scream and he just came with a slipper...
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! he knows me so well...
vanina Go Argentina Go!!!!
And mice. Don't forget that! Our cats catch them occasionally when they sneak into the house (our kitties aren't allowed outside) and they love to play with them while I stand on the dining room table and scream. LOL!
Free? LOL, good luck with that.
Prico (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.16.06 - 5:20 pm | #
Yeah....Sammy needs cash money for the wings at Hooters!!!!!!
Prico, you gorgeous hunk of man, how are ya? I haven't been on at the same time as you in ages to say "hi."
*using Britney air quotes*
Here's a HUG, BUG!
Hope everyone has a good weekend!
GO YANKEES
I'm supposed to be being productive...Damn, you people are to me as crack is to Whitney.
Thanks for all the Bug Hugs!
nah the shirt says "Free Lewis!" on it.
As for cash monies, hells yeah i need cash monies, so buy some fucking t-shirt
my personal fav is
Jesus Saves with jesus pushing a shopping cart.
Genius
I'm supposed to be being productive...Damn, you people are to me as crack is to Whitney.
Princess BZ
We need a Dlisted anonymous, but we'd all just enable one another. LOL!
..Damn, you people are to me as crack is to Whitney.
Princess BZ | 06.16.06 - 5:22 pm | #
There was a question like that on my SAT test.
EEEE..sorry I haven't been talking...but Hope everyone has a great weekend!! I love you all!! see ya!!
i'm not afraid of mouses, or snakes...
i'm deadly afraid of cockroaches...i'm even allergic to them...
my doc even put my test in some books because i'm one of the few people who has that type of allergy here...
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
i'm famous in a weird way!!!!
crack? where?
Bye Kell. Some of these threads are a war zone today!! damn!!
sammy...
my fav was always
jesus saves
buddha invests
mohammed spends
Bye Kell!
crack? where?
Tabatha | 06.16.06 - 5:24
My big ol'Butt ....bbwwwaahhaaahaaa! Now, I'm just being dumb!
Bye Kell!
Fancy Prico's Queen | 06.16.06 - 5:25 pm
I'm keeping my ass out of the Laura Bush thing. There's been too many posts like that lately for my taste.
Prico
it was a "free lewis t-shirt"...
damn only brain cell of mine...
Sammy your next shirts needs to say
Where's SURI
Bye Kell. Some of these threads are a war zone today!! damn!!
Fancy Prico's Queen | 06.16.06 - 5:25 pm | #
Or a GLOW wrestling pay-per-view, eh Queen Fancy?
Bye to all leaving....
Bye Kell
(and bye baby )
There's been too many posts like that lately for my taste.
Blue Rose
i thought i was the only one who thought that!
crack? where?
Tabatha | 06.16.06 - 5:24
My big ol'Butt ....bbwwwaahhaaahaaa! Now, I'm just being dumb!
Princess BZ
---------------------------------
Yeah, I'd like a new ass, please. Mine has a crack in it.
Me too blue rose
hola muñequita!!!!
i love cucaraches.. especially when they crawl in your ear at night when you are sleeping
Tabatha | 06.16.06 - 5:28 pm | #
*Curls up into a fetal postition*
hola vanina!!!
Hi "Bug" Spray!
Well... "Bye". I'm "heading" out.
See y'all "in" a bit!
i love cucaraches.. especially when they crawl in your ear at night when you are sleeping
Tabatha
Holy God! I feel a major bout of insomnia coming on!
what kind of post? omg.. why am I the last the know everything... I have ADD guys... what's going on?
i love cucaraches.. especially when they crawl in your ear at night when you are sleeping
Tabatha | 06.16.06 - 5:28 pm |
WHAT THE FUCK???
Shit, now my ear is itching. Dammit.
We need a Dlisted anonymous, but we'd all just enable one another. LOL!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.16.06 - 5:23 pm |
And slip each other drugs, booze, porn and Cheetos when no one is looking!!!!
Bye Prico!
Bye Prico my king!!
what kind of post? omg.. why am I the last the know everything... I have ADD guys... what's going on?
Tabatha
*hands Tabatha one of my daughter's Adderall*
The kind where everybody gets into a political or religious jihad.
Ok, this is the third time I've tried to post this. I'm getting suspicious:
Posts like that run the numbers up, see? We're all pawns in the gossip blog game...
Tabatha
political
Bug.. that so happened to me... when I was about 12... then when in my 20's the big hissing/water roaches.. crawled on my chest in the middle of the night... threw it across room, heard it hit wall.. damn thing came back in middle of night... I pinched him between thumb & pointer
Adios, King Prico...see you later (if I'M lucky!!!). Have a great weekend, papi!
Tabatha | 06.16.06 - 5:29 pm | #
The political shit that's been popping up lately. If MK posts ANYTHING about a politician, or someone talking about a politician, it turns into a warzone.
Tabatha | 06.16.06 - 5:29 pm | #
The political shit that's been popping up lately. If MK posts ANYTHING about a politician, or someone talking about a politician, it turns into a warzone.
scout's prolly right...
posting crazy shit to get the numbers going!
tabatha
i SENSE them, even if they are like 8 ft away, and i get really worked up...
once one crawled on my feet and started crying...
hub got really scared... i don't know if it was because he had never seen me cry or just realized he had married a nut...
political????? huh?
Fancy, should we streak through the warzone flashing our boobies?????
Then the post last night about the baby by the tennage girl turned into aan abortion debate.
i think some other famous couple should have a baby and name it suri and release pictures, everyone would go ape shit over that
oh.. I can't do anything political, confrontational, etc.....
Hell yeah BZ. Maybe we can pick up some Jarheads for our treehouse.
oooo....boobie flash!
Tabatha: ACK, ACK, ACK, ACK!!!
I may never sleep again!!!!!!!
gotta go.. the workers are attacking me
that would be FUNNY sammy!
oh.. I can't do anything political, confrontational, etc.....
Tabatha | 06.16.06 - 5:33 pm | #
Yeah, I'm over it. I just want trash promiscuous sex, and VICE dammit!
Bye tab!!
oooo....boobie flash!
spin sycle aka muñequita | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 5:33 pm | #
can i flash some ass, though???
i have no tits!!!
the box stretcher is here great!
yeah! gossip trash!
gimme trashy trashy gossip!
adios Tabbi!!!!
LOL! How funny would that be? We all log into the thread long enough to type:
*Flashes Boobies. Runs out*
Hee hee!
I mmoned a couple of threads today.
flash whatever you got vanina!
*mooned*
me first!!!
*runs off to flash*
sammy | Homepage | 06.16.06 - 5:33 pm | #
holy!!!! that would be awsome!!! and Tom wouldn't be able to get people to "forget" his Suri!!!
Scout, you remind me of my dear friend who was an analyst for the state of California for 20 years! You totally think alike!
Oooops I did it again | 06.16.06 - 5:34 pm | #
Sorry, nice try.
Streaker party in the Laura thread!
*flash little butt*
Oooops I did it again | 06.16.06 - 5:34 pm | #
HA HA!!!
And again, no.
ooops box stretching isnt your forte huh??
That was soooo liberating!
Ah see there's the dichotomy that is me Bug I have a bachelor's in Accounting as well as Nursing. I think numbers, analysis. But there is the right brained part of me that yearns to create... hence the gravatars... Or maybe I'm just pessimistic, seeing the glass half full, the puppet strings being pulled!
oK:
so far i've renamed some of you in some warm spanish nicknames
Spin is muñequita (little doll)
Bug is osita (female teddy bear)
Prico is caramelo (candy)
I know bz you looked hot!!
The thing is, hashing over that kind of stuff on a gossip blog accomplishes nothing. Most resort to third grade name calling, and you have to wade through a mountain of shit to even find anyone who knows how to conduct an intelligent debate.
Even then, you're not going to change anybody's mind.
I used to try when I was young and dumb and full of fire, but I don't waste energy on it anymore.
scout | 06.16.06 - 5:39 pm | #
scout you're my idol
Fancy I thought you meant "mon" like mons pubis!!! And I was sooooo trying to figure that out!
*Pulls pants back up after Laura Bush post* Damn, I haven't done that in a long time!
Ah see there's the dichotomy that is me Bug I have a bachelor's in Accounting as well as Nursing. I think numbers, analysis. But there is the right brained part of me that yearns to create... hence the gravatars... Or maybe I'm just pessimistic, seeing the glass half full, the puppet strings being pulled!
scout
Scout, my friend is now a writer, so she has the same two disparate sides! The analyst and the creative! She's so helpful when I need to brainstorm plots!
^Mooned , I mean, lmao.
Fancy I thought you meant "mon" like mons pubis!!! And I was sooooo trying to figure that out!
scout
I cant spell sometimes. I was edumacated in S.C.
Bug is osita (female teddy bear)
That's me. Hairy and cuddly. LOL!!
Fancy:
No, YOU'RE hot! This is WAAAAY more fun that whatever the hell is going on in there! Well, I'm going to attempt to work one more time...who the hell am I kidding?
Bye BZ!
i've got more, but sometimes i feel so stupid to use them...
Good luck, BZ!
bye BZ!!!!
by bz!
vanina Go Argentina Go!!!! | 06.16.06 - 5:41 pm | #
Did you wake up early this morning and see the match?
It was fantastic. I think Argentina will be in the final, probably with Brazil.
The second goal was truly amazing as was the whole match.
Is the Christopher Walken pic scary or what?
That man always gives me the creeps!
*gets dressed*
there. i feel better!
It very scary Bug Spray!!
bye bz!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.16.06 - 5:48 pm |
Totally scary. Whoever called him Heat Miser was dead-smack-on, lol.
brent | 06.16.06 - 5:48 pm | #
of course!!!!
i went totally batshits!!!!!
it was awsome!!!!
i'm not a big fan but when the game was almost finished i started crying...
LOL
( i know i'm dumb but it's been 20 years since we won the world cup...)
Fancy, have you (or anybody else who is here) seen Jarhead? How violent is it?
I can handle some stuff, but the war violence just kills me. Maybe because it's "too real."
I really, really want to see Jakey in that movie, but not if the rest of it will give me nightmares.
I think I'm going to drag myself away. Bye all!
Bye Blue Rose!!
Bye Blue Rose!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.16.06 - 5:53 pm
*Pops back in* I didn't think it was too violent, but that could just be my warped brain. It was good though.
Ok, NOW I'm leaving, lol.
I t had a couple of violent parts but mostly it was about the soldiers and their lives. Its not bad.
Is it sad?
I don't like sad, either.
I cried for two hours after Braveheart. LOL!
Bug Spray
it's totally handlable. not like full metal jacket.
no not too sad.
it isn't sad like braveheart either....it's just a story.
bye blue rose!!!
I dont want to tell you too much of the story line.
That's okay, as long as I know it's not too sad or violent, I'll prolly watch.
Hey, look what I just found on YAHOO news!!!! WHOOP!!
Clooney, Not Cruise, for Action Thriller
The word around Hollywood about Tom Cruise? It’s not so good, thanks to the relative disasters surrounding “Mission: Impossible 3.”
The third part of the “Mission” trilogy is now all about stalled with a domestic box office take of $128 million. Its total budget, I am told, was well over $200 million.
Even though Cruise was just named the No. 1 celebrity on Forbes magazine's Top 100 list for the past year, his star has nevertheless fallen and his career has taken a beating.
Sources say that a hot studio property, an action thriller that Cruise desperately wanted to make in the coming year, has been taken away from him. For the first time ever, in fact, Cruise has not gotten first dibs on a Hollywood project. Instead, the movie will probably be offered to George Clooney if it hasn’t been already.
“There isn’t a major studio that will offer Tom Cruise a $200 million movie now,” one source told me. “There’s going to be a big reconsideration now of what he should do next.”
AWESOME Bug SPray!!!!!
THAT is the BEST news I've heard all day, bug spray!
Bug Spray - Thanks for the great news!
Karma, baby.
If Tom feels bad about this, he can pop a nice multivitamin and take a walk.
If Tom feels bad about this, he can pop a nice multivitamin and take a walk.
LA
Yeah, a long walk off a short pier!
Tom talking a walk off of anything is too much to hope for. I'm beginning to think the conspiracy theories about the baby being Chris Kleins are true.
Can a nigga get a table dance?
God, did anyone else notice the lovely stretch marks on the arm of the girl with her child at the prom?
why is it that the bodies that should be covered up always wants to wear the least amount of clothing?....
MK ...i love you but every time i click on these links they take me out of your site...then i close them expecting dlisted to still be open and i realize dlisted has closed too...then i want to strangle you. can you please have your links open in separate windows?? thanks bitch ....xoxoxoxoxo
^ right-click link and click "Open in New Window." (for IE)
CANKELS!
Reason 356partB why I am deciding on children...
At least if I'm Shamu pregnant in the summer no one is photographing me...
Poor Brit! "Media leave me alone... but give me this interview...Cletus is eating up my savings... I need privacy!!"
I seriously feel for her- must suck to have cankles and have every photog documenting it- at her invitation!
LOL at that ghetto prom! Srsly, no one there knows how to dress well!
Those pictures of Victoria Silvstedt sure exposed her true gender, that guy's totally sucking her dick!
man, i listen to webn all the time. i'm sorry i missed that.
That is the first pic I've ever seen where that baby is smiling. I would have liked to see SPF wearing an undershirt to protect his skin, but at least he looks happy
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