first!!!!!!
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
YES!!
she is so fat in that picture.
especially her stomach!!!
gross!!!
no definition at all.
She puts a hat on her head but not her baby's. So sPF will prolly get a bad sunburn cause she didnt know about sunscreen and blame it on the lifeguards for not telling her
tim
LMAO!!
Tim - you're so funny!! 
or did somebody smack some sense into her & that's what translates into "no truth" to the story!
ok, maybe she had her reps say that because she really is going to do that but doesn't want us to know?
Bye all! Have a drunken and fantastic weekend!
Look! A sea cow!
I'm sure she'll give birth at Cedars or St. John's in Santa Monica which is closer to her house.
A sea cow - lol omg
manateeee!
Aw, too bad. I'm sure the apes were looking forward to hanging out with their dumber brother, K-Fug!
Wow, normally you people would be all, "omgz she's not fat" and "oh noez, you did not call her a sea cow!"
I'm very proud of you all.
**Wow, normally you people would be all, "omgz she's not fat" and "oh noez, you did not call her a sea cow!"**
US???? You must have us mixed up with Pink Is The New Blog! 
I still can't believe how Britney presented herself in that dreadfully pathetic interview with Matt Lauer. It's like she wants to be perceived as negatively as possible. And having the family frolicking on the Miami beach is a total set up for a photo op. As if she wants the paps to leave her alone. Dumb cow.
Oh god, she makes my skin crawl.
US???? You must have us mixed up with Pink Is The New Blog!
Bug Spray Boss Chick
HAHAHHA!!
We dont say mean stuff about people here.
PITNB is a thief!
Brit just wants some fun in the sun y'all! Cowboy hat and all.
We dont say mean stuff about people here.
Fancy Prico's Queen
That was a joke ya'll!!
That fat-assed pig needs to cover up her baby. Why does she protect herself, but not her son?! What a stupid sow.
Love the bruised thigh - she looks like a cheap stripper who got knocked up by her step-brother.
Either that or a female Saskwatch. I didn't know they ever came out of the forest.
Ok Im out of here for now. Have fun!!
i'm so over her!!!!
bye Fanchy!!!!
We dont say mean stuff about people here.
That was a joke ya'll!!
Fancy Prico's Queen
We who are never mean knew that!
Bye Fancy!
where's suri shirt is now up for those asking
http://cafepress.com/cashmonies
Britney's got to be one of the most deluded people EVUH! "I look hot y'all!"
is that hair under pit????? GROSS
Mia, you beat me to a snide remark about that ginormous let bruise. Well played.
I meant LEG bruise.
SHE'S HAVING A GIRL.
I can tell by the shape of her stomach.
The End.
Why was she ever a star?
Trash.
I used to hate her, then started to feel sorry for her...then after watching that horrific event of an interview last night, I'm back to hating on her.
I love how Matt basically came out and called her a Redneck. Oh man, that was an Emmy right there.
She needs to be at parenting classes and not on the beach. What the hell is the matter with her. How humiliating to look and act like that!
Maybe the bitch was thinking about Tori Spelling's new future ex-husband. And "technically"? I want to dress her properly...you're fat now, and pregnant...cover some places and you won't look so bad.
I like how in the interview, when she's crying, you can here her actual voice and not the crap fake high voice that she uses for her "music". Hey, look! I used quotes correctly!
I meant LEG bruise.
colormesticky | 06.16.06 - 6:32 pm | #
Well someone had to say it! Cover it up or something, y'all...
I love how Matt basically came out and called her a Redneck. Oh man, that was an Emmy right there.
My Pookie aka Jizzie | 06.16.06 - 6:41 pm | #
Wasn't that awesome. Shit - how did he manage to keep a straight face while she was all leaning over and oozing out of her trashy clothes, snapping her gum and flicking her hay weave around... I love how he called her a redneck.
With all that wiggling around she did during her interview I wonder if she bruised her leg on the chair??
Erin | 06.16.06 - 6:54 pm | #
You know, I caught that when her voice went really deep and I thought, "Wow, I wonder how many packs of cigarettes a day she smokes to get that heinous voice."
Mia | 06.16.06 - 6:57 pm | #
I also enjoyed the "We're just people, you know..." *wipes HUGE string of snot on arm*
I know she's "so hurt" by all the negative press but she sure doesn't do anything to help herself... ewwwwww
the only reason she would have her baby there is to copy AJ and Brad Pitt, who had realistic reasons for having their baby there. What would Britneys reasons be?
My Pookie aka Jizzie | 06.16.06 - 7:03 pm | #
Classy. I love how Matt milked her (figuratively!!) by not giving her a kleenex and letting her snot herself up like a six-year-old.
Although he probably could have really milked her. What a hot mess. Or just a mess really.
I loved the Rosanne TV show- but that theme music kept going through my head last night when I watched that show. To bad that is her real life though.
Where's a Tsunami when you need one.
vanina, CONGTRATS on Argentina's win today!
Another day in Malibu..........
GO YANKEES 
vanina, CONGTRATS on Argentina's win today!
GO YANKEES
OakRaiderFan | 06.16.06 - 7:51 pm |
Holland won too today they have to play against Argentina.
Congrats to you too, Youri!
GO YANKEES
She must have fired her stylist. and her publicist, and her life coach, and her makeup artist, and her doctors. THis skand does not have a clue.
That Christian life coach must have convinced her to sat with Kevin.
Uh-oh, they're re-running the Brit/Matt Lauer interview.
She must have fired her stylist. and her publicist, and her life coach, and her makeup artist, and her doctors. THis skand does not have a clue.
That Christian life coach must have convinced her to sat with Kevin.
saywhat you want | 06.16.06 - 8:15 pm | #
Seriously, even her mom is looking better than her these days..... Britney's what, only 23 years old? And already she looks like a washed up hag. With her money, she can afford to pay for a stylist, personal groomer, personal chef, nanny/manny and make-up expert. She dresses like she bought clothes at walmart and frayed them to make them "real" y'all.
leave her alone already. it's sad. her and us...
She's having a girl...stomach shape..plus weight gain ALL over the place...
GET YOUR OWN I LOVE NAMIBIA t-shirt here:
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Oh, please - you people can't get enough of her.
What do you do, examine the pictures with a magnifying glass while you drool?
You just wish you had her life.
Jealous that she has all the money you'll never have, and she earned it herself.
**You just wish you had her life.
Jealous that she has all the money you'll never have, and she earned it herself.***
Lawdy yes! I'm green and dying with envy! I'm praying to come back in my next life as an ignorant hick with a 7th grade education who dresses like a $2 hooker and endangers my child with reckless, stupid behavior. And I'd looovvve to be married to a pot-smoking, beer-drinking lazy, even more-ignorant-than-myself slug who left his pregnant wife for me and mocks me whilst sponging off my income from whoring out my teenage self to the media!
And I'd adore having no purpose to my life or making any valuable contributions to society, ya'll.
It's my #2 DREAM LIFE. (Second on the list after being Tom Cooze's Kool-Aid drinking ass puppet!)
No amount of money can buy intelligence or class. Or real happiness. None of which Twitney will ever possess.
Hilarious parody of Britney Spears pregnancy!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/
flash...s_pregnant.html
Namibia is still making repairs from Angelina's visit but offered her a full stay In Sudan for free at their expense.. but she also snubbed at that fun idea.
oops!!! try this one!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/
flash...s_pregnant.html
Mooooooooo!
I think she looks WAY better there than in the interview. At least the weave is out.
"Gawd Durnitt, wur is SPF? I hope those foto-graffers don't git a pick-sher of 'em. That's like pot money fur a couple a days right thur."
She looks better there, because she is actually on a beach while wearing the swimwear. Beachwear + national t.v. interviews just don't mix.
To be honest, she isn't looking as fat as some woman I've seen on the beach in a bikini and those bitches weren't pregnant! I went to a beach in Spain where HUGE, like summo wrestler HUGE were sporting thong bikini bottoms. Let me tell you, if that spandex would have given way you could have launched a rocket to Mars from the G force. Those women knew their asses were fat and slobby but they didnt care. Brit, on the other hand, has that magic mirror of the mind and still sees her self as the former sex kitten she once was.
From sex kitten to sea cow in less than two years. Tragic.
She could have at least gone down to Walmart and purchased a cover up y'all
That bruise means Kthug is hitting Britn. Where is Bs mother?? She needs to help this girl!
Well, you have to give her some credit. She is totally cool with walking around half naked pregnant and not looking too hot. I wish I had that much self confidence, or at least I wish I was that delusional to think I look good in a bikini!
why is the story about britney spears but the pic is of a whale?
i'm so confused, hold me
Sorry, y'all, she just doesn't look that bad. She looks VERY pregnant. I felt sorry for her, but if she really has all that money, she can just go away, and never work again. It'll still be a better life than if she'd just went straight to kids/deadbeat dad and skipped the multi- platinum career.
Dear Pregnant Celebrities (that means you, too, Gwynnie):
Stop wearing bikinis. It is foul.
Thank you.
Look! A sea cow!
Bug Spray Boss Chick
bwAHhahahahahaha!!!! and also, good rant on that bitch who called you jealous. --- Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.16.06 - 9:48 pm | #
i would LOVE to be shitney and be barefoot and preggo, dropping my kid, crying to matt lauer.... yeah right!
She looks like a fat hog here. Her figure will never be the same, having babies too close together. She never lost the weight from having the 1st child. Yuck, she is fug.
You guys are stupid fuckers. Leave britney alone already.
Jesus theres nothing less original than slagging off Britney Spears.
If any of you could fucking think for yourselves you'd probably realise your all singing the same fucking tune time and again.
maybe kevin spent all their money that she used on stylists and makeup and shit like that so thats why she cant look good anymore...he drained the diva out of her...that sucks too...i was looking at pictures of her before, and i mean she has always been fug, her neck has always been huge, but she has gained like 60 pounds lol at least her legs havent gotten HUGE she still looks decent for having two kids in a row on her body...but her face and hair are a whole nother story
It's called a one-piece, buy one. I'd even settle for a Tankini. Please.
Don't forget she said to Matt "i don't care what people think of me", so there you go. She'll continue to look like cashier at 7-11 for some time to come. I wonder what her mom thought seeing her on national tv chewing gum, dressed like a hooker, and a complete total wreck, everyone I've seen since, is talking about how she made herself, even worse in the public eye. Sad...but like she said, She don't care.
You guys are stupid fuckers. Leave britney alone already.
Jesus theres nothing less original than slagging off Britney Spears.
If any of you could fucking think for yourselves you'd probably realise your all singing the same fucking tune time and again.
love | 06.17.06 - 11:54 am | #
If you could think for yourself, you'd realize you sound like all five of the thirteen year olds who still think Britney's hot shit.
She cares, or she wouldn't bawl about it the way she did. I just wish she'd admit she's an attention whore. If she moved down to Louisiana and stayed there, eventually, people would leave her alone. There are celebrites out there, even with kids, that lead pretty normal lives. It isn't as though her career's red hot right now and she couldn't get out of the public eye if she wanted to. She just likes the attention.
I actually don't think she looks all that bad here, which is very unlike me to say. She's actually pretty small in the belly if she's due in September. She needs a maternity suit that fits better though. I'm all about embracing the pregnant belly, but cover up the rest. Nobody wants to see that.
Gees that is one fat ass whore right there. She should fucking get rid of some of that weight for french fry's sake. That baby is going to smother under all that weight. Like a whale beaching itself.
she said on dateline a few days ago that she was going to namibia to have her baby. when matt lauer asked her why she responded, "kevin has always been a fan of african american culture and he would feel right at home rapping with all the natives."
You can't believe anything Brit's rep says. Anybody in her camp is going to deny anything that isn't blatantly obvious...and sometimes they'll even deny that. Supposedly, she wasn't pregnant a couple months ago. They've lied for her since day one. Why believe anything they say? Especially when it's come straight out of Brit's mouth onto public television. Yeah, let's deny that.
Nicky Hilton is pregnant.
http://www.hollywoodgrind.com
..
I feel sorry for her, no one cares enough about her to tell she's screwing up big time, and to get rid of k-mooch. She obviously isn't smart enough to see the writing on the wall on her own...
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