first.
also, hah.
That was lovely.
That's an insult to the sea lion.
Not that I'm a Starr Jones fan by any stretch, but uhm....she's.....she's not fat anymore. At all.
*shrug*
Now that sea lion looks way better than Star Jones... shame on you Micheal K
Not that I'm a Starr Jones fan by any stretch, but uhm....she's.....she's not fat anymore. At all.
*shrug*
Anonymous | 06.17.06 - 1:08 pm | #
not fat compared to what she used to be but she is certainly far from thin.
MK, I saw that yesterday. Only you could come up with something so good.
Star could only hope to have less facial hair. 
Star never looked so good...
That's harsh but funnier than hell!
all i can say is hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha
thats messed up; but I can sort of see the comparison, star looks gross.
That adorable creature doesn't look anything like Star Jones!
i think this is by far one of the most adorable things i've ever seen lol.
That was creepy and adorable all at the same time.
Star is a sweetheart and doesn't deserve this.
That sea lion was too cute to be compared to something as hideous as Scar Jones! That was a cute video tho
Doesn't matter whether Star is fat or thin. She's still one ugly fucking hag! Maybe I wouldn't be so rude if I didn't hate everything about her but... oh fuck it, who am I kidding!
I'd like to see Star catching bottom feeding suction eels being shot out of a Japanese woman's vagina. That shit exists you know.
That cracked me up! Although I did feel a little sorry for the sea lion.
No pain no gain.
I'm sure that Sea Lion can do waaay more sit ups than Star, and that baby is adorable. Star doesn't even come close.
OMG she's never looked better!
Great as usual. Just hope Trent at Pink is the New Blog doesn't jack your material (see Britney's "air quotes").
Star Jones may have lost a bunch of weight, but she did it so unnaturally that now she is just a shapeless mess that's held in place by tight clothes. Her face looks like a Mrs. Potato Head.
that's kinda mean
Star is a sweetheart and doesn't deserve this.
spitty | 06.17.06 - 1:39 pm | #
Are you on crack. Star is anything but sweet and doesn't have a heart.
The poor sea lion doesn't deserve this.
Hey Michael you be careful or those Beyonce' PETA bitches are gonna corner you for being so cruel to sealions. LOL
Um...difference being that the sea lion didn't get it's stomach stapled...
I can only hope that sea loin is in training to take Star's place on the View this fall!! It's much less scary looking and maybe I would start watching again!!! One can only HOPE!!!
Star is a sweetheart and doesn't deserve this.
spitt
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That is a riot! Wonder if they will show this on the View on Monday in "show and tell."
this is 7 kinds of wrong... but TOO FUNNY! ROFLMAO!!!
What a cute walrus!!
This is more like Star Jones.
I laughed so much I nearly peed XD
That's an insult to the sea lion.
Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach | 06.17.06 - 1:08 pm | #
My thoughts exactly! Sea lion is muy cuter!
What does Rosie look like when she works out? lol
frogface exercises naked?
ew.
Hahaha, it looks so much like her in the face! I mean seriously it does! The saggy meat hanging off her face, facial hair, and everything! TFF!!
Sea Lions everywhere died a little inside after being compared to Star
Although I had seen that before, the Star Jones part almost made me pee in my pants!!!! That was hysterical!!!!!
hahaha
fuckin awesome!
The fuckin Japs need to leave animals alone..this poor seal doesn't need to do squats, fuckin slant eyed bitches.
Dumb cunts.
It is crunches and not SQUATS, your assyness onlyme. lol!
wow, that's unnecessary, only me. just checking to see if my new gravatar showed up.
I have to say, I do see the resemblance...especially in the face.
^^ I see Gabylowe already made that observation. Nice. Great minds, great minds...
HHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHAAAA
Michael,
You made my day once again!
Jeff
I feel for the animal. People are just so mean, when they treat animals like that 
Star Jones' crime against humanity is not that she is (was) fat, or ugly, or a complete fag hag. It's that she's a smarmy cunt who has no idea how valueless her opinion is. I hope she dies in a fiery wreck somewhere off the coast of Hell.
Fabulous!!!!!
hee hee! i love you, michael k!
If you take a closer look at the sea lion's face, you can tell it's not Star--it's MOO-rish Carey! (And she's not as well-built as the sea lion.)
Love the Rocky music!! LOL!!
Further proof that she had a Gastric Bypass
i posted that shit on newslined like 3 weeks ago
price-less!
Daang, Star Jones is looking a lot hotter these days!!
BTW, it's a walrus, not a sea lion.
I'm not gonna lie - that does bear a striking resemblance!
It's a walrus.
And it owns Star.
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