MINE
that is... screeech is MINE (notice his shirts do have 3 "e"'s.. he doesn't want to get sued for some more money that he doesn't have by using the correct spelling)
I'd give him 100 bucks if I could touch his dick :lol
I'm sorry but not even 10 inches could convince me to go to bed with him....yikes.........ok maybe after a fifth of vodka....or maybe not
why is he losing his house anyway?
dayum that's one ugly muthafucka
10 inches is not even enough to bed Screech. I just can't imagine. Ew, ew, EW!
could someone tell me how to get the smileys pleeeease?
Poor Screech...first Lisa Turtle burns him, now this...well, at least he's packin!
Tough shit Screech. I don't have a quarter the money you do, let alone those Saved By the Bell residual checks you know you're getting. Get a life loser. Go start a meth lab or do something constructive. You're gross.
Why doesn't he just auction off autographed pics of his 10 inch dingaling, on ebay?
florida girl | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 1:58 pm |
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What the fuck EVER! Why should I help pay for some idiot celebrity's house after they squander their fucking money?! I have bills, goddammit.
Why should anyone buy a shirt to save his house? He would have made tons being an actor - he shouldn't have screwed it all away - maybe he should get into porn if he is packing that big - look at Ron Jeremy - icky to look at but packing
OHHHHHHHH GLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL with thos avatars!!!!!!!!
Is there a picture of the 10-incher on the T-shirt? If so, I'm buying.
Wtf? Why doesn't his brother give him some money?
Damn. If screech is packing 10, what do you suppose Mike D is dealing with? And fuck that, the beasties have money...can't he help his brother out?
Tough. I'm not buying one. See a date with your peen on e-bay.
thanks blue rose
He bought his house on a land contract since his credit was shitty. Now that the land is worth tons more, the owners want it back so they can sell it for development or something so they are demanding that he pay them $250,000 or they just sell the land and he loses his house. Something like that.
There's something odd about this story. What about all the $$ from Saved by the Bell? That shit is in syndication and he ought to be getting royalties.
And how do you all know he has a 10 inch cock? I don't buy it.
Tough shit Screech. I don't have a quarter the money you do, let alone those Saved By the Bell residual checks you know you're getting. Get a life loser. Go start a meth lab or do something constructive. You're gross.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 06.19.06 - 1:58 pm |
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LMAO!!!!! *dies*
i agree with everyone on the looks. although shit, if you have 10 inches SOFT, you should be doing porn. SELL THE COCK!!!! it's not like he's has to worry about a legitimate career anyway. he'll probably be a bigger star too(pun intended). and he should do gay porn, apparently it pays better. if the kid from 976-EVIL can take it up the chute he can become a ditch digger.
"What the fuck EVER! Why should I help pay for some idiot celebrity's house after they squander their fucking money?! I have bills, goddammit."
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata 
No kidding! Shit.
P.S. His bro is one of the Beastie Boys?? Wow, didn't know that. I learn something new on Dlisted everyday!
this shit made my local 10 news last night. Why????
if the kid from 976-EVIL can take it up the chute he can become a ditch digger.
Anonymous | 06.19.06 - 2:03 pm | #
REALLY?!?!?! I did not know that.
SCREW SCREECH! i'm not being mean, that's just fun to say. 
Is his brother seriously Mike D? No fuckin way!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dus.../
Dustin_Diamond
"Rumors have circulated that he is the brother of Beastie Boy Michael Diamond, aka Mike D, as well as that he is the son of singer Neil Diamond, both of which are untrue."
SCREW SCREECH! i'm not being mean, that's just fun to say.
mpcmike | 06.19.06 - 2:05 pm | #
Ha, you're right! Screw Screech, Screw Screech.......
Yeah, right!! Go to work, asshole.
Is his brother seriously Mike D? No fuckin way!!!
Shondi | 06.19.06 - 2:06 pm | #
It's true; they're bros. Screech is Dustin Diamond. Mike D is Mike Diamond.
Screetch you dummy. U shoulda worked that 10" for some old weho daddy......or Calvin Klein--Barry Diller----David Geffen.
hope ya lose it ya dumb fuck
I just don't feel bad for him. Next!
Nah, they're not bros...but it's a fun rumor!
How can he not afford a house in WISCONSIN after all those years on TV AND having syndication money?
I don't buy this land contract shit or that he had bad credit! He should have enough money.
Glen
nice avatar!!
Im not buying that!!
P.S. - get a job and work at Starbucks or something and stop asking for money.
Oooh we should sell "Screw Screeech" t shirts, and buy his house at the foreclosure auction.
Why is he losing his house? does he have a job? if not, GET one. Why should the public pay for it?
Baby J | 06.19.06 - 2:10 pm | #
Sounds like a plan to me!
why doesn't he put a bag over his face and sell his cock??? If that was a Scientology bashing t-shirt he could probably save his house and buy up. What a douche
Re: 10-Inch Cock!
On Howard Stern, he says it touches the toilet bowl when flaccid and that erect, it's just over 10 inches. His wife says she WAS shocked the first time, but got used to it. He really doesn't like his dick and says it's embarassing -- he has to use a stall in public bathrooms because it hangs out too much and he wears tight briefs to keep it from being obvious thru his pants. The entire Howard Stern crew was mesmerized by his description, LOL (I was too thanks to how funny the "problem" is).
The show is on Limewire dated 6/13/06, BTW.
We have to work hard and pay for everything in our lives. Perhaps he should try it too. Lazy .
If you are not working and paying taxes to help support this country (even with Bush at the wheel) you do not deserve Fireman when you need them, Police when you need them, Parks to enjoy, public lighting, nice freeways and roads. NOTHING.
If you are just a user and taker. FUCK OFF.
America does not want you or need you.
And the American People who work and pay taxes are tired of carrying your worthless asses.
Speaking of 10 inch dicks...I saw Peter North take one this weekend in an old video he did under the name Matt Ramsey.
I was shocked! Did anyone else know Peter North did about 10-12 gay films before going exclusively straight?
is he gonna whip out his cock? i need visual proof of ten inches to be satified before i layout any cash for a t shirt...
Baby J | 06.19.06 - 2:10 pm | #
Hell yeah! 
Aww life's a bitch Screech.Chin up.
Sup Fo Sho & Jennifer.
Howz it goin'?
Hey, how about all you bitches get together and pay my rent this month? It would be much appreciated...thanks!!
he can move in with his buddy zack.
right there with you foo!
sucks, maybe he should marry britney spears or something...she's got plenty of disposable cash for losers.
If you are not working and paying taxes to help support this country (even with Bush at the wheel) you do not deserve Fireman when you need them, Police when you need them, Parks to enjoy, public lighting, nice freeways and roads. NOTHING.
If you are just a user and taker. FUCK OFF.
Fucking EXACTLY. And this applies to all you fucks living in the county tax-free and making us in the city pay all your goddam taxes while you use the roads, work in the city, shop in the city, etc!!! *goes off her soapbox*
Jean...Vindo em Brasil! | 06.19.06 - 2:14 pm |
Hey Jean! I've been good. Enjoying the World Cup? I finally caught some matches this weekend and I'm loving it!
Hi, Jean! What's the good word?
Re: Screech... Fuck him. No sympathy here. Should have had a better investment team. He could sell himself out as a gigolo, though.
That's it, I making my own fucking t-shirt. I give a dollar to each one of you bitches before I would give him a penny.
job1 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (jb)
n.
A regular activity performed in exchange for payment, especially as one's trade, occupation, or profession.
A position in which one is employed.
A task that must be done: Washing the windows is not my job.
A specified duty or responsibility. See Synonyms at task.
A specific piece of work to be done for a set fee: an expensive repair job.
The object to be worked on.
Something resulting from or produced by work.
I was shocked! Did anyone else know Peter North did about 10-12 gay films before going exclusively straight?
Warren | 06.19.06 - 2:13 pm |
Yep. Got him on my ipod. Liked them big, too.
he COULD always whore his ass out as Diamond LiL!!!
Shondi
I need a new Truck!!
Who wants to help me buy it??
Marc Jacobs is looking for another hung houseboy, one that doesn't party as much as the previous one.
10inches, huh? NO NO...I CAN'T!!!! Now I can't get that damn image out of my head.....
Did you mean country? because country people pay taxes too . . .
I know people are ragging on his looks, but the curly hair, the beard and the glasses are giving me a semi...
He could do "The Life and Times of John C. Holmes". A documentary. On Spice.
Stoney - you are Hot Shit!
Prico - I can always count on your knowledge of the good stuff.
stop staring at his crotch, prico!
prico (Clench*Hold*Release) | 06.19.06 - 2:20 pm | #
No Prico! Nip that chub in the bud! So to speak....
He doesn't explain why his credit was "shitty" in the first place, before he bought the home/land.
Who's Peter North?
Prico - I can always count on your knowledge of the good stuff.
Warren | 06.19.06 - 2:20 pm |
I'm sure he still enjoys it. I mean, to take dicks that big, you can't be gay for pay, you gotta really love what you do. But straight porn pays more, I think, unless you're a huge gay porn star, and that rarely lasts.
*flips hair*
Why thank you, warren love.
why would anybody do a land contract these days?
Speaking of 10 inch dicks...I saw Peter North take one this weekend in an old video he did under the name Matt Ramsey.
I was shocked! Did anyone else know Peter North did about 10-12 gay films before going exclusively straight?
Warren | 06.19.06 - 2:13 pm | #
He talks about it sometimes, saying he's not gay, but the money was good. but as many times as he took it up the can.....he ain't completely straight.
a chub woke me up last night... love those suckers
He's not that fug now : - ) - back then ya but poor thing being embarassed about his schlong!!?? Please - I whip mine out whereever I can - gotta love the straight boy stares at the public urinals :lol
He talks about it sometimes, saying he's not gay, but the money was good. but as many times as he took it up the can.....he ain't completely straight.
Shuga-Don't/-Bite | 06.19.06 - 2:22 pm |
That dirtstar will never be the same...
He talks about it sometimes, saying he's not gay, but the money was good. but as many times as he took it up the can.....he ain't completely straight.
Shuga-Don't/-Bite | 06.19.06 - 2:22 pm |
That dirtstar will never be the same...
and I do NOT want to see Screech naked.... Nuh uh, no way.
I bought a shirt!
who's Peter North damnit? And Glen I wanna see that.
Peter North?
He doesn't explain why his credit was "shitty" in the first place, before he bought the home/land.
pats | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 2:21 pm |
I heard his parents fucked his finances up like Gary Coleman's did? I don't know. I ain't buying a shirt and don't feel sorry for him.
And Prico, why aren't you auditioning for the role of Marc Jacobs pool boy?
isn't save by the bell scheduled for syndication through doomsday?
what a loser.
where's Vanina today? Is she around?
Prico and Shuga- EXACTLY what I was thinking.
He cannot be strictly gay for pay. Your can have a longer career as a str8 porn star and one that pays well if you are hung. But if you are bottoming like that, you cannot say you're totally heterosexual!
My boyfriend's cousin does gay porn and he's not gay. He gets about a million a year doing that and taking beefy pictures.
If Jessie Spano was in the same boat, she'd have NO PROBLEM whoring herself out for the money.
Tabatha...I'm with ya. I think that if I see screech nekkid, I'll need to burn my eyes out with acid.
Glen- for real. If I had that, I would be on the Metro with it hanging out. And I would let people pet it if they asked nicely, LOL!
Tabatha:
http://images.google.com/imgres?...%3Doff%26sa%
3DN
Who's Peter North damnit? And Glen I wanna see that.
Tabatha loves chub suckers | 06.19.06 - 2:25 pm | #
Big straight porn star, used to be a big gay porn star under the name Matt Ramsey. Usually bottomed in gay movies, usually with big dicked top. He's quite hung himself, about 9.5 fat inches, and cums buckets.
Yeah, I'm a fan. LOL
oh... he's straight, gay, bi?
Is he famous?
Bitch please!
jennifer | 06.19.06 - 2:29 pm | #
yes, but who is he?
I don't watch porn. Hmmmm. I'm not impressed. I wonder if something's wrong with me.
Jennifer, there should have been a warning with that link.
I don't care how big he is. I am not wanting to see it. He is fug. Poor guy.
I'm not feeling it. Guess I probably wood....
ha ha ha ha
My boyfriend's cousin does gay porn and he's not gay. He gets about a million a year doing that and taking beefy pictures.
Baby J | 06.19.06 - 2:26 pm |
A million a year??? Damn, he must be top notch. Very few earn that much.
I don't watch porn. Hmmmm. I'm not impressed. I wonder if something's wrong with me.
Tabatha the cum poser | 06.19.06 - 2:31 pm | #
You don't watch porn? Yes, there is something wrong with you. 
Well, Peter North started in the early 80's... he's kinda old now.
Hey Fo Sho,
Brasil to win.I'm so lovin it.i just cant miss it.Home country is doing good but Brasil is my team man.
Blimey you lots are so going home soon.i think y'all should focus on basketball.Leave football to us Europeans.*winks*
Jennifer it's all good, howz the job going.I think I dozed off at my desk today.Totally unispiring.zzzzzzzzzz.
But anyway it's been long, no read hope all is good wit you.
isn't save by the bell scheduled for syndication through doomsday?
what a loser.
tim
I have a question. *raises hand* When shows go into syndication, do the actors always get residuals? Or is it sometimes only the top muckky-mucks, like producers and shit?
It's probably common now (?), but back in the day, I wonder how many actors were savvy to the whole syndication deal?
Not that I'm defending him. Hell, he can get his ass to Walgreens and work 40+ hrs a week at nights for $6.50 an hour while going to school full time to pay his way like my daughter is doing.
screech-
have you tried getting a job? i don't want one either, but i'm not selling shitty t-shirts that say, "save tim's house".
by the way, is anyone interested in a "save tim's apartment" bumpersticker? only $19.95 plus S & H.
I'd let him hit me from behind
how do you think that all of these uglyfugly bastards are dating these celebs and starlets today? it ain't their wonderful personalities and their great minds. if i was sporting 10 inches, i sure as hell wouldn't be sitting at home asking for money. 
I don't watch porn. Hmmmm. I'm not impressed. I wonder if something's wrong with me.
Tabatha the cum poser
Me either. I think it's boring.
*runs and hides*
He's a comedian, so he does have a job. Might not be going as well as he'd like, but hey, whose fault is that?
I'd still hit it.
Eeeeeeeeeew. I hate big dicks. They are useless. Half the time they can't get hard enough because they are so damn big and fuck being on top. My ex had a big one and he thought he was King Penis or something. He thought that dick of his was going to get him through life or something. As if. My current BF is uncut, average sized and I love it. At least he knows what to do with it. Sheese.
I would buy a MK t-shirt.
AS IF I would spend a dime on him!
there are much more worthy causes to spend money on!
WHAT A DOOFUS!
sick, prico!!!
will you all stop talking about fucking/getting fucked by screech. i just ate.
let's talk slater. or mr. belding, at least.
Blimey you lots are so going home soon.i think y'all should focus on basketball.Leave football to us Europeans.*winks*
Jean...Vindo em Brasil! | 06.19.06 - 2:35 pm |
I am not going to argue with you on that! BUT I thought it was awesome that we held off with only 9 players. And no, we can't live off of own goals forever.
Jay, porn star. I think he did some stuff with Ginger Lynn.
Bonnie Blue, sorry. I did that on Friday, too with Long Dong Silver.
Jean, it's all about as good as it can be.
Not even with the lights off? Damn.
Bug...the actors do benefit from the residuals.
My cousin created/produced Family Ties and I assure you, they are all doing well...the actors that is.
My boyfriend's cousin does gay porn and he's not gay. He gets about a million a year doing that and taking beefy pictures.
Baby J | 06.19.06 - 2:26 pm | #
Give him a few years, he'll fall out of the closet. A number of gay porn stars have tried that and realized they like ass or dick too much. Plus there is a certain segment of the population that believes if you top you aren't gay. yeah, right. Baby if you pull out and there's a turd, a piece of corn, a peanut or a prickly pear, you are gay. (I can say that, cause as AMEX says, membership has it's privileges.)
Little Bunny Foo Foo, and they are usually really lazy. They think the size should do it all! Sorry, but it doesn't work that way.
Tim, I"m with ya...no Screech for me. I'll take some Zach though.
*hides in a corner*
Sunny who is that on your avatar?
Tough shit Screech. I don't have a quarter the money you do, let alone those Saved By the Bell residual checks you know you're getting. Get a life loser. Go start a meth lab or do something constructive. You're gross.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 06.19.06 - 1:58 pm | #
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I agree. He's freaking ridiculous to be asking for charity!!! While he may not have Tom Cruise money, he's made a whole hell of a lot more $ in his teenage years than I will ever, probably. I live in L.A. and don't think I'll EVER be able to buy a house. It's nobody fault but his that he can't budget. He should have sold and got out when he had the chance. Too freaking bad and anyone who supports his charity is a loser .. there are REAL charities out there! I do plan on buying a 'save Lewis' shirt, however.
I wouldn't hit it with a 20 foot pole! I'd hit Seymore Butts before I'd hit Screech! *shudder*
screech can do me from behind while I service Prico in front.
Mind you, this is the first guy I've ever heard complain about having a big one.
too big, too little, too thick, too thin. i guess my ex-girlfriend will keep searching till she finds the perfect one.
Little Bunny Foo Foo, and they are usually really lazy. They think the size should do it all! Sorry, but it doesn't work that way.
Jessucka | 06.19.06 - 2:42 pm | #
EXACTLY!
Sunny who is that on your avatar?
Kisslover Angie | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 2:42 pm | #
it's "vintage" Britney!
Mind you, this is the first guy I've ever heard complain about having a big one.
prico (Clench*Hold*Release) | 06.19.06 - 2:43 pm | #
you can say that again!
Mind you, this is the first guy I've ever heard complain about having a big one.
prico (Clench*Hold*Release) | 06.19.06 - 2:43 pm | #
you can say that again!
mpcmike | 06.19.06 - 2:44 pm | #
Mind you, this is the first guy I've ever heard complain about having a big one.
i'd buy a pair of his skidmarked underoos, but just for a hexing spell i've been working on.
also, i J.'d O. to mr belding once.
i was young and impressionable, and the authority figure really got my juices flowing.
I'd be in a Hagface/Pete Doherty sandwich before I would touch that nasty Screech. He has Lisa Turtle germs and crabs.
I've watched it, but don't own any and current BF doesn't watch it either... we live it!
I need to find some porn music for the background noise though
Foo, I agree with you as well. Too big scares me. Best sex I ever had was a guy who wasn't all that huge but he knew what he was doing.
Prico got an offer ^
Prickly pear?
*confused*
Isn't that some sort of cactus?
*hides in corner with Blue Rose*
screech can do me from behind while I service Prico in front.
L' Homme Nikita
ooooh can I watch!!
I've met a few hung guys who can barely get it up... I've also met a few who are hard from the moment you say "hello". I guess it depends on the guy. Thank God. LOL
It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in it.
*throwing wand against the wall*
Prico got an offer ^
Tabatha the cum poser | 06.19.06 - 2:47 pm |
I know... I'm trying not to squirt, lol.
I need to find some porn music for the background noise though
Tabatha the cum poser
Yeah, but it's a bitch when the CD skips or gets stuck and then you totally lose the rhythm.
screech can do me from behind while I service Prico in front.
L' Homme Nikita
I'd buy a T-shirt with that on it!
I love porn and "BIG ONE'S" --BUT please people enough with the image of SCREECH having one!IT WOULD NEVER matter HOW big it was!ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
screech can do me from behind while I service Prico in front.
L' Homme Nikita | 06.19.06 - 2:43 pm | #
I'm shocked you kept to yourself on this one Prico
Little Bunny Foo Foo, are you hitting the pride parade on sunday?
i have $30k in student loans and $20k in cc bills. anyone want to help me? i do not have a 10'er so my guess is probably not.
Bonnie Blue - The best sex ever is with Latin boys. Hands down! Of course, I am biased.
Prickly pear?
*confused*
Isn't that some sort of cactus?
*hides in corner with Blue Rose*
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.19.06 - 2:47 pm | #
some of the kids have skills, but child that's another conversation.
He was on Stern about a week ago. Funny how everything that happens there eventually winds up here!
refresh
yeah, i just started a second job.
screech, get off your front porch with your potted plant and you underbite and apply at wendy's.
wait...maybe apply at arby's, dude. you're lookin' seriously beat.
I'm shocked you kept to yourself on this one Prico
JAY bonnaroo-ed out | 06.19.06 - 2:49 pm |
Only because Screech is doing him and not me, lol.
Bonnie Blue - The best sex ever is with Latin boys. Hands down! Of course, I am biased.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 06.19.06 - 2:50 pm | #
Could.not.agree.more! *relishes in memories of the ex, runs to bathroom to clean up*
I love porn and "BIG ONE'S" --BUT please people enough with the image of SCREECH having one!IT WOULD NEVER matter HOW big it was!ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
sunny
I love big ones too but its a waste for screetch to have one.
it's like a woman complaining that her vajayjay is too tight. 
Tim - Oh hell yeah! I wouldn't miss it for the world! My friends and I even got cute shirts for it. BF is going too! He is the most open-minded straight guy in the world. He even went to Roscoe's with me on Saturday night for my friend's b-day. I forgot you are from Chicago. You are going to pride, right?
I learn so much from Dlisted. LOLOL!
it's like a woman complaining that her vajayjay is too tight.
mpcmike | 06.19.06 - 2:52 pm |
Now THAT is a problem...
I forgot you are from Chicago. You are going to pride, right?
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 06.19.06 - 2:52 pm |
Dammit, did I miss IML?
it's like a woman complaining that her vajayjay is too tight.
mpcmike | 06.19.06 - 2:52 pm | #
Well, it IS!
and i agree with Jay, screech would look great in an arby's uniform, and apparently he knows how to handle beef.
oh yeah, i'll be there. i have monday off from work. i was supposed to be on a double-decker bus and actually be in the parade, but i couldn't drink if i was going to do that, so i declined.
priorities.
who's BF?
That reminds me of that S&TC episode where Samantha tells her lover that his peen is too small to satisfy her, and he responds angrily "maybe your vagina is too big, have you thought about that?" and then storms out.
I peed my pants...
I need to find some porn music for the background noise though
Tabatha the cum poser
try beastie boys' in sounds from way out.....there's some porn sounding tracks on it!
and i agree with Jay, screech would look great in an arby's uniform, and apparently he knows how to handle beef.
mpcmike
prico, IML is the last wekeend in may. so, yes.
but, it is always so surreal walking around during lunchtime downtown, and seeing zippered gimps and leather daddies.
WOOF!
Dammit.
A guy who is too big and a woman who is too tight...now there's a problem.
And I was gonna wear my leather harness, chaps and orange jockstrap...
A guy who is too big and a woman who is too tight...now there's a problem.
Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach
Astroglide.
A guy who is too big and a woman who is too tight...now there's a problem.
ouch... ouch.. ouch
IMF?
Thanx Spin!
Fuck this guy. I'm supposed to give money to this fucking looser, who probably made much more than I ever will? He is going to ask for money b/c he fucked his credit up and shit? There are families with little children who are asking for money because thier kid is dying of leukemia and they're going to loose thier house. But I'm supposed to give this Screeeech asshole money? Fuck off Screech.
okay..I'm done.
And I was gonna wear my leather harness, chaps and orange jockstrap...
prico (Clench*Hold*Release) | 06.19.06 - 2:58 pm | #
God, you're hot!
Only because Screech is doing him and not me, lol.
prico
well if you want you can warm me up, i'll need to get stretched first to handle screech lol. Damn dirtstar snaps back to virgin state like a rubberband if it goes without sex for a few days. Must be those kegels.
Tim - BF (stands for boyfriend) is my Argentinean boy toy. har hee ho. You would think he was gay if you met him. Sometimes I have to wonder but in reality he is just very secure with himself. I have to be with someone like that since I have a lot of gay friends.
Hey, if I couldn't drink I would ride on the bus either. hahahaha.
IMF?
Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach | 06.19.06 - 2:59 pm |
International Mr. Leather
Not for porn, but Enigma has some stuff with interesting rhythm to it.
well if you want you can warm me up, i'll need to get stretched first to handle screech lol. Damn dirtstar snaps back to virgin state like a rubberband if it goes without sex for a few days. Must be those kegels.
L' Homme Nikita | 06.19.06 - 3:00 pm |
So wrong, you people with attachments playing with my emotions... LOL
And I was gonna wear my leather harness, chaps and orange jockstrap...
prico (Clench*Hold*Release)
Another T-shirt I would buy!
LBFF, sorry...i thought you were a man.
or, maybe you are, but you're dating a straight man...in which case...he's very open minded.
A guy who is too big and a woman who is too tight...now there's a problem.
Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach | 06.19.06 - 2:57 pm | #
as Loretta Lynn said, "Crisco with do you proud everytime."
Another T-shirt I would buy!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.19.06 - 3:02 pm |
When I get rid of the Miami gut, I'll take a picture...
as Loretta Lynn said, "Crisco with do you proud everytime."
Shuga-Don't/-Bite
But dayam, it's a bitch to get out of the cracks!
So wrong, you people with attachments playing with my emotions... LOL
prico
okay okay.. i'll stop.
who the hell would wear a "Screeech" t-shirt? he's not even hot - he's just another POOR guy.
okay okay.. i'll stop.
L' Homme Nikita | 06.19.06 - 3:04 pm | #
But why? hehe.
okay okay.. i'll stop.
L' Homme Nikita | 06.19.06 - 3:04 pm | #
But why? hehe.
When I get rid of the Miami gut, I'll take a picture...
prico
As if the gut is where we'll be looking...
feel better nippy bits?
International Mr. Leather
prico (Clench*Hold*Release) | 06.19.06 - 3:00 pm | #
Thanks dear. You are always clarifying for me. What would I do with out you?
whose got attachments??? where? who?
mmmmm, I smell Subway sandwich bread
What happened to his Horshack money?
as Loretta Lynn said, "Crisco with do you proud everytime."
Shuga-Don't/-Bite
But dayam, it's a bitch to get out of the cracks!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.19.06 - 3:03 pm | #
that's where you put your creative skills to good use.
When I get rid of the Miami gut, I'll take a picture...
prico
as if
he is not brothers with mike diamond!!dustin is an only child, his father took all his money.ever hear of urban myths?
tim likes bears too?
I wanted to go to bear pride couple weeks ago (its around same time as IML)
i heard bear pride was fun. damnit. chicago is too cool for school
IML, Bear Pride, and the gay games (gonna be lotsa hot daddy bears for that one)
as Loretta Lynn said, "Crisco with do you proud everytime."
Shuga-Don't/-Bite
But dayam, it's a bitch to get out of the cracks!
Bug Spray Boss Chick | 06.19.06 - 3:03 pm | #
that's where you put your creative skills to good use.
Shuga-Don't/-Bite
---------------------------------
Now, where did I put that electric toothbrush?
great, now I have to stay behind my desk until lil Nikita goes back to sleep .....
sammy, i haven't even heard of bear pride.
i'll go next year...with a net and a taser.
great, now I have to stay behind my desk until lil Nikita goes back to sleep .....
L' Homme Nikita | 06.19.06 - 3:13 pm | #
sammy, i haven't even heard of bear pride.
i'll go next year...with a net and a taser.
tim | 06.19.06 - 3:13 pm |
LOL
bear pride is one of the biggest bear runs.
the Gay Games are the gay olympics, god i wanna go so bad, all those rugby and softball players, woofffff!
Tim - BWAAAAAAAA! I'm a girl. Hell, I am a girlie girl even. That's funny.
tim | 06.19.06 - 3:02 pm | #
I thought Little Foo Foo was a guy at first but she is a HOT blonde.
The Gay games are in chicago and I'm going to those too!
bear pride
with bear feet?
im JEALOUS FOO!!! Chicago is seriously the best gay city in the world.
he is not brothers with mike diamond!!dustin is an only child, his father took all his money.ever hear of urban myths?
anon | 06.19.06 - 3:09 pm | #
I can't stand people who can't read and then get cranky. That was taken care of a LONG time ago, we're talking about gay porn stars now, geeeessshh.
Bunny foo foo - you just haven't might the right richard :lol
I've been with some that can't get it up (not the case with me of course :lol - a good hard kiss is like cialis to me)..
I hate a lay there cuz I am hung type...there are so many more places on the body that can make you squirm when treated right :lol....
Oh and no Gay pron star makes 1 mill - doing porn at least...hell Jenna Jamison does not clear a mil in pron, she has to do club dates, personal appearances etc....
and bears!
Sammy - Oh definitely! I live in Wrigleyville but just a hop, skip and a jump away from Boystown. Chicago has the best gay bars too.
jack radcliffe is a bear porn star... woofff... and my hubby did him a while ago at a bar in detroit... his real name is Frank
jack radcliffe is a bear porn star... woofff... and my hubby did him a while ago at a bar in detroit... his real name is Frank
LBFF, you are girly, but i thought you were just a huge flamin' queen.
sorry! LOL!!!
sammy, i wanted to join the dragons (the gay rugby team) but, i don't want to be on crutches in the city.
one of them lives in my neighborhood, and he is fucking HOT!
Lions and Tigers and Bears....Oh My!
IML was hot....sorry you missed it Prico :lol
glen, who's that avatar?
LBFF, you are girly, but i thought you were just a huge flamin' queen.
sorry! LOL!!!
Even funnier! Well I'm glad we cleared that up. hahahaha!
Dude i saw the documentary on them on Logo. Theres this REALLY hot fucking bear on the Dragons, salt and pepper hair, he was in the documentary.
The Dallas Diablos got 2nd place at the Bingham Cub (Rugby Tournament) in New York
I only like muscle bears that arent too hairy. Most of them are just fat pale and hairy. Its like some of them use the classification as an excuse to just let themselves go.
Sure I would donate if I could spend on night with him. Ten inches? I'm Sold!!!
Ummm Nikita, a not too hairy muscle guy isnt a muscle bear! muscle bears arent even bears, i hate that term.
i completely disagree with you as I like those "pale fat hairy" type guys
a lot of guys are just big, add on some poundage and they have a belly, it dont bother me at all.
Perhaps some of you need to get a room, or a babysitter.
three guesses : - ) tim :lol
of course the nair routine is gone now.
sammy, he also lives in my neighborhood, if i'm thinking of the same guy.
HUGE.
maybe 27 years old.
he works out at the same gym i do. i see him occasionally. he has a BF.
anyway, yeah, 2 hot gay rugby players in my neighborhood, so of course i was thinking "i need a good roughing up...maybe i'll join hat rugby team."
LBFF, i have asumed that everyone on this site is a gay man. it really throws me when people type things like "my daughter is..." or "my husband works..."
Did Jeff Stryker do gay?
http://www.friskyfans.org/catpho...huge/
force1.jpg
NSFW!!!
You sure repost a lot of shit from the Howard Stern Show, sometimes up to a week late. At least give credit.
tim- nah this guys in his 40s hes got salt and pepper hair, hes about 260-290 range, s&p goatee
Jennifer....that penis looks detached. Like the song....
Well, Tim...sorry, we're not all gay men. I know that was a fantasy
We are a great bunch though....as evidenced by the family pic. You need to get on that bandwagon! or ratwagon rather.
really, glen?
shit...you're hot.
sigh I like big muscles or a big wang - rare that you get both...it's like winning the lotto!
Ummm Nikita, a not too hairy muscle guy isnt a muscle bear! muscle bears arent even bears, i hate that term.
okay, then I don't like bears at all. I dont find fat attractive.
well i dont find skinny attractive so well disagree on our taste!
bonnie i snet mine but i wasnt added
thanks tim :LOL but I got the face of Karl Rove - hahahaha - You should see Prico - he's hot : - )
Jennifer - Jeff Stryker did more gay than not gay - p.s. he is about 5'5" and looks like a mile of bad road now...
looks like a mile of bad road now...
Glen
AHAHAHAHAHAHA soooo true.
Sammy, well...Jay is the one to yell at about that. I'll have to let her know. You should be a part of the par-tay.
Tim well I do think most of the male posters are gay. Not sure about MPCMike. I know he's a dude but not sure if he's gay or not. Nice guy though.
Did Jeff Stryker do gay?
http://www.friskyfans.org/catpho...huge/ force1.jpg
NSFW!!!
jennifer | 06.19.06 - 3:31 pm | #
you're kidding, right? the better question would be, did jeff stryker do straight? he was a HUGE (pun intended) gay porn star in the 80's and early '90. although now he refuses to confirm or deny the sexuality issue. yes, he does have a child, but that means beans.
looks like a mile of bad road now...
Glen
Anyone remember Long Dong Silver? He looks like Clarence Thomas now.
i would pay at LEAST $100 to buy screech porn.. "saved by the schlong"...
Gay for pay is such BS. No str8 guy would rim and fuck another guy for $10,000.
Jennifer - Jeff Stryker did more gay than not gay - p.s. he is about 5'5" and looks like a mile of bad road now...
Glen | 06.19.06 - 3:38 pm | #
So wrong, lol. I hate chatters during sex, JS was hot in his heyday but that always annoyed the hell outta me.
And I love muscle bears. Sorry Sammy.
Clarence Thomas....Voms...gross
Well, this post has certainly taken an odd turn, lol.
you're kidding, right?
Shuga-Don't/-Bite
Just a little. I always heard people talk about his dick and used it for dildo models, etc. I know I saw Ron Jeremy, John Holmes, Peter North, Long Dong Silver and alot of other names. I just can't ever remember seeing him.
stryker is a big ol gay, hes like Falcons #1 star. No way is he straight.
In the words of the eternal Sex & The City
"Bisexuality doesn't exist, it's just a layover on the way to gay land."
Falcons #1 seems to be mathew rush, he's in everything. I dont even think he's hot.
Falcons #1?
I'm getting more of a gay education today then I ever got with my gay friends. I think they're holding out on me damnit...
he used to be the big falcon guy anyways, right? fuck it i only get american grizzly and a bears life (magazines)
Falcons #1 seems to be mathew rush, he's in everything. I dont even think he's hot.
L' Homme Nikita | 06.19.06 - 3:48 pm |
*vommed*
anyone remember the term, boofed? we should bring it back
Sammy, well...Jay is the one to yell at about that. I'll have to let her know. You should be a part of the par-tay.
Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach | 06.19.06 - 3:40 pm | #
First off, no yelling at JAY.
Second, Sammy is in the new UNFINISHED version
Third, no yelling at JAY.
my new job is right next to the eagle.
Tim, do you want to be in the family picture? Thought I'd ask, so I didn't get yelled at ...
my new job is right next to the eagle.
tim | 06.19.06 - 3:55 pm |
So wrong. So so wrong. Oh, the injustice...
what is this, jay?
nice, i go to the eagle here in Dallas, they are building a new one, also been to the San Fran Eagle and the NY Eagle and the DC Eagle, never to Chicago's.
ok Jay...no yelling. I apologize.
*pouts in the corner with a cosmo* Slurp
im partial to chad hunt, myself :-x
prico, it's totally legit.
my first night in chicago, a friend of mine took me down halsted, got me wasted, and then took me to the eagle and told me the dark room in the back was the bathroom.
all i heard was sucking...
I used to see Matthew Rush out at the bars all the time in Columbus..Eagle and Tradewinds mostly...he is short too -
hahahaha tim, u never been to a back room before? shiiitt
im goin to southern decadence again this year (katrina ruined it last year), fuck the phoenix in new orleans upstairs is just a giant orgy room, and rawhide's pool table isnt used for playing pool... well sticks and balls aim for holes on it...
Chad Hunt... don't remember him. But I usually like the Chads...
Chad Hunt... don't remember him. But I usually like the Chads...
what is this, jay?
tim | 06.19.06 - 3:57 pm | #
have you not seen the glorious dlisted family photo? Anyone who wanted to be included, got to ride the bus to hell and be included.
Bonnie, come out of the corner *refills your glass*
Thanks Jay.
Funny Chad Hunt is from Columbus area too - saw him out a million times too - short...skinny and major wang! - very very nice guy though...last I heard he left pron but then got right back in it. He has a daughter too.
Tim - sounds like My kind of night!! - god I love boys town.
PRICO!!! how can you not know Chad Hunt?
that's not a cock it's a third arm!
PRICO!!! how can you not know Chad Hunt?
that's not a cock it's a third arm!
Glen | 06.19.06 - 4:03 pm |
Shit, it just hit me. OF COURSE I know Chad Hunt. Jesus, how could I forget...
JAY bonnaroo-ed out | 06.19.06 - 4:00 pm |
Hey, JAY, when will the revised photo make its rounds?
i have never been to a backroom.
*tugs at the hem of my skirt*
what is the family photo, and where is the family photo?
what is going on?
why am i in this backroom?
I've been to a backroom, but I only went in when I knew there was nobody in there, lol.
Uh oh....Tim is confused. Someone help!
He already made his money & then lost it. Tough shit! (He's too ugly to help, anyway--and I never watch the show.)
I almost hired Chad Hunt as an escort when I lived in NYC. He would've torn me up...
prico, a few well-placed staples will keep your anal structure mostly in tact...
tim this is true
I have a glue gun...
Here is the link to see photos:
http://search.cravemen.com/featu...w&
FeaturesID=27
stryker is a big ol gay, hes like Falcons #1 star. No way is he straight.
In the words of the eternal Sex & The City
"Bisexuality doesn't exist, it's just a layover on the way to gay land."
sammy | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 3:47 pm | #
Actually Jeff was with William Higgins/Catalina.
I almost hired Chad Hunt as an escort when I lived in NYC. He would've torn me up...
prico (Clench*Hold*Release) | 06.19.06 - 4:12 pm | #
Child, I did when he used to advertise in the back of HX claiming he only had 9". That shit was way bigger than nine. Mama wasn't ready for that lil surpirse.
I almost hired Chad Hunt as an escort when I lived in NYC. He would've torn me up...
prico
LOL hired him? you just needed to bump into him in an east village bar if ya wanted it :-x
Well, I do have experience, I should be able to handle it. I'll need weeks of preparation, but if he's patient, he'll see it disappear...
My max has been 13". And let's just say, the lambs were not silent that night...
Why has'nt Paris Hilton tried to save him, at least his cock is big and she could ride it
Get a job at McDonald's, bitch! Everybpdy else has to work--why can't you?! (And I don't care how big your dick is, unless you have a paper bag to put over your head.)
I live near him; I could stake out his house and get pictures of him with his pants down and sell them-then I can pay off my house
I live near him; I could stake out his house and get pictures of him with his pants down and sell them-then I can pay off my house
snazzypants | 06.19.06 - 4:22 pm |
Damn, what are you waiting for????
I live near him; I could stake out his house and get pictures of him with his pants down and sell them-then I can pay off my house
snazzypants | 06.19.06 - 4:22 pm |
Damn, what are you waiting for????
give me 60 minutes to finish up work and I am there...although I might hurl at the sight of it
That reminds me of that S&TC episode where Samantha tells her lover that his peen is too small to satisfy her, and he responds angrily "maybe your vagina is too big, have you thought about that?" and then storms out.
-Prico
Oh my god, then Sam says, "I need a big dick, what can I say?" and the old shrink says, "I hear that!"
His brother from the Beastie Boys can't lend him the money?? Where's the love bro?
His brother from the Beastie Boys can't lend him the money?? Where's the love bro?
~ohmy~ | 06.19.06 - 4:28 pm |
LOL. Not brothers.
get a job, screech.
Worthless scum.
hahaha maybe your vaginas too big. greatest show ever.
DAYUM. I AIN'T BUYING A T-SHIRT. HE CAN GET A JOB LIKE THE REST OF US AND PAY HIS OWN DAYUM BILLS.
"Get a job at McDonald's, bitch! Everybpdy else has to work--why can't you?!"
because celebs are superior to us peasants
I'd do 'im.
Prico:
If you liked that, you would have loved the Curb Your Enthusiam that was on last night. Larry David totally accuses this nurse bitch of stealing Lewis' Mickey Mantle ball and hiding it in her abnormally large vagina.
Wow I knew Screech was packin. I dont care what any of you say, this one is fuckin HAWT! Childhood nerds usually grew up to be the Hotness. Jaleel White who played "Urkel" is one fine ass brotha now .
I used to fantasize about a Saved By The Bell Gang Bang.
I wonder if Elizabeth "Showgirls" Berkley ever hit it?
Being a child star, you never know what could have happened to his money, his parents could have pissed it away, anythings possible.
I dunno, though,financially, Im from one week to the next, sorry Dustin, get Howard Stern to help you , he's got more money than God.
Dude, come back to LA,or NYC, you could raise the money real quick with the velvet mafia choking on that king sized dong. Barry Diller, David Geffen, Sandy Gallin, Calvin Klein, poof voila 250 Grand no problemo.
I would like to see a pic of that dick though, funny he said on Howard, like alotta horse hung guys they are kinda embarrassed about it. Similar with large chested women. Go figure.
If Screech was really that desperate, he'd be doing porn. I don't have anything against the guy personally, but let him save his own damned house.
You mean his "Saved By The Bell" money is already gone? I wont believe it, i wont!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey, that kid from the movie "a christmas story" did porn...so can screech...
Why doesn't him and his wife get a job like the rest of us have to do? I'm back in school to get a better job. I wish someone would give me money to pay my bills.
He's broke, wanting money other people worked for, and about to be homeless? If he can just make it until Britney Spears divorce, I think they could really hit it off.
If he has a pregnant significant other, that should seal the deal.
he's too nasty and lazy to save.
Wigga Please!
My parents live about ten minutes away from where Screech lives. I'm surprised that he didn't get a condo in downtown Milwaukee. I'm also surprised that I haven't run into Screech at the Target or Home Depot in Grafton.
Hey here's an idea for him...GET A JOB
He should just start doing porn flicks. There are soooo many titles and storylines they could spoof. And everyone keeps talking about his "package", he would probably do well.
Lol, if his tool is really that big, he should just go and do porn.
I know it was pretty far up there but what the fuck was with this "how could he not afford a house in WISCONSIN"
Dustin lives in my hometown (granted not in a million $$ home or anything)excuse me, but the state isn't entirely farms. but fuck Halle Berry used to live like 15 miles away...
I haven't read everybody else's comments, but it seems like the entire general public is unaware that Screech's brother is Mike D from the Beastie Boys for christs sake! Let his millionaire brother bail him out.
What a douch! Depending on the charity of everyday people. Its not our fault you had tones of money in the 80's and didn't care to preserve it. Seriously, I can't even believe people are doing this shit. Again, what a douch!
I am sorry to hear about this!!! I wonder how much they were paid to do that show.
I heard the same about Peter North doing gay flicks. Can't say I want to seem them... Ewwww...
I heard he eats a head of iceberg lettuce to get such big wads.
Whoever said that Dustin Diamond and Mike D are related- you're entirely wrong. They aren't. Do your research before telling him to get his millionare brother to help him out.
I refuse to buy a shirt from Dustin Diamond for the same reason I refuse to give money to homeless people who bug me on the subway. Pathetic.
Dustin went on a radio station in Wisconsin, (where the home he's trying to save is) and had a fit about how everyone see him and calls him Screech, and went on about how much he HATED it. But now that he's in trouble he suddenly has no problem trying to cash in on a character he played 18 years ago. What a tool.
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