Happy Birthday MK!!!!
And damn....wishful thinking on the slit wrists 
well now she just looks like she's following hohan's trend. *pukes*
ew. didn't lindsay lohan wear gloves awhile back? looks like paris is falling behind...
i heard her purse was full of condoms and anal lube
DIE BITCH! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel better now.
Why in Sam Hell are you putting us through this shiz today MK? Why? Why? Why?
Much music, but not much star power there!
Am I the only one who thinks she's really, really ugly? and why does she look like her feet are always ahead of the rest of her body?
Oh gawd! I think I'm gonna be sick. How did she get into our country, anyway? We send you our mad cows and you send us yours?! *shudders* Take her back!!
i heard her purse was full of condoms and anal lube
jessica | 06.19.06 - 2:50 pm | #
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I heard the same thing about Clay Aiken.
her uterus hangs outside of her body, like snuffleupagus' trunk.
she leaves a snail trail when she walks.
is that Naomi behind her in the 1st pic?... lol
She's got herpes ointment hidden inside the gloves and a six pack of condoms.
Guess someone was holding a big sign that read "Paris Hilton is an Ugly Whore" as she walked the red carpet. I LOVE IT!!!! Someone post a pic of that, b/c THAT'S HOT!!!!
For the 10000 thousand millionth time. I am done with Parisite.
AGAIN MK?????????????
I thought I told you to please stop with these awards already!
They just keep getting worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA JESSUCKA.
we all know she doesn't use condoms.
Am I the only one who thinks she's really, really ugly? and why does she look like her feet are always ahead of the rest of her body?
Myself | 06.19.06 - 2:52 pm |
I totally agree! She was on Letterman the other night and it looked like she was going to tip over backwards when she walked out. I guess she thinks it makes her look like a model...obviously she forgot about her ass ugly face--huge man jaw, weird long pinched nose, no lips, and wonky eye.
Yes ionca!! But you would think those who are familiar with her reputation would insist!
NOOO!!! NO NO NO!!! STOP TAKING PICTURES OF IT YOU FOOLS!!!!!!
God, her wacky eye pisses me off! I'm betting she got it from a cherry cheesecake...
ewww, like a wrinkled dried up rough gray elephant drunk?
*trunk*
WTF were these awards, anyway? Twats on parade? First Tore-ass Spelling, now Parisite? EWWWWWWWWWW!
when she walked the carpet, someone had a huge sign that said'paris is an ugly whore'.awesome.they introduced her at the show as one the pop icons of our time....for shame muchmusic.
My bf and I were discussing that peculiar stance ourselves when she was on Letterman. We came to the conclusion that she's trying to push her cunt out so all will notice it. Hell, the smell alone would do that for you.
i hate her but picture 4.10 she actually looks good
ew. didn't lindsay lohan wear gloves awhile back? looks like paris is falling behind...
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 06.19.06 - 2:50 pm | #
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Yes, I was just looking at last weeks edition of "Parade", and Lindsay was wearing those gloves designed by Karl Lagerfeld.
just saw that anon.glad other people caught that too!!!!
She's a nasty whore. Done. Moving on.
would you Canadians be offended if i ask to just please keep her there? 
DIE BITCH! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 2:51 pm | #
LOL! Don't hold back, let it all out......
The longer she continues to breath, the world will be a stupider place.
If you have any negative comments for Paris, well then, you might as well say them to me! You are talking about the woman that I love!!!
*beating Sammy upside his big o what a head*
YES!!!!!!!
MPCMIKE!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys hatched her--now deal with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The whole city of Toronto is being quarantined as we speak!
Damn hanging out with Karl Lagerfeld left her damaged!
Carpel Tunnel is a bitch, even for glammed up whores. Her condition my get better if she stops aggrivating her wrists ie no more hand jobs.
Gary Coleman --again--I thought you were kewl???????wtf??????LOL
Stay in Canada!
No offense to the Canadians. Sorry, just don't want her here.
mpcmike | 06.19.06 - 2:59 pm |
YES!!! Although maybe we can send her to the northernmost part and hope she freezes to death or gets eaten by a polar bear or some shit.
Gary, you can have her. Please take her off our hands..... take her to the bottom of the ocean
pop icons of our time?
WTF??? When I think of pop icons, I think of Britney, nsync, 98*degrees, Madonna (at one point), Debbie Gibson, New Kids, She is NO WAY at this level. Why are people doing this?? Is she paying them to say this? I'm just not understanding....I don't see her talent, her 'hot-ness', her anything. What makes people fawn over her?? Please, can someone tell me...
Maybe all the syphilis she's distributed among the general population is fucking with their minds.
NO!NO!NO!
Canadian's do NOT want her I said! Darnit!
*puts on gas mask*
isn't it illegal for someone carrying communicable diseases to travel to other countries? 
did someone really call 98 Degrees pop icons? *bwuuuuaahahahahahahah*
parasite is a walking petri dish.
come on, Sunny...we're neighbors...please, PLEASE, take her!!! We have enough trash here...Kevin Federline, Courtney Love, Lindsey Lohan, Janet, PCD, the horse-looking Duff sisters, etc...
Mike...maybe she won't be able to get back into the US.
Quick anyone know a customs officer we can pay off?
Had hoped is more like it.
And Feliz Cumpleanos!!
Happy Birthday
Gary, I will knock her down and put a big red fucking bow on her diseased crotch if you'll just take her away from us!
So Michael Jackson 80's fashion trends are back in style now?
come on, Sunny...we're neighbors...please, PLEASE, take her!!! We have enough trash here...Kevin Federline, Courtney Love, Lindsey Lohan, Janet, PCD, the horse-looking Duff sisters, etc...
Myself | 06.19.06 - 3:09 pm | #
Sorry I luv ya-- my neighbour-- BUT even THAT is WAY TOO MUCH TO ask of someone!!!
OK how's this? we'll take Hilary "neeeeeiiiiighhhh" duff for parasite! OK? DEAL!
Well, I think she looks nice and cleaned up. not like a 99 cent Vegas hooker. she actually looks grown up. we should encourage her to look like this more often!
when she walked the carpet, someone had a huge sign that said'paris is an ugly whore'.awesome.
otto | 06.19.06 - 2:58 pm | #
That was me!
I wish.
She walks like that because it's supposed to make her look sexy and slinky. Models used to do it back in the day but this bitch is so stupid she doesn't realise models stopped walking that way back when Cindy was a supermodel.
Freadful outfit.
Seattle: It is not about what she looks like, it's about what she IS!
A duplicitous, lying, conniving, self-important, entitled, pus-oozing WHORE.
Little girls emulate this skank-twat; she should be burned at the stake or boiled in a cauldron!
I am so hungry for a pickle.
Tabatha, I just ate one!
grocery store downstairs... brb
if only we were so lucky...
mmmmm. this pickle is soooooo good
Watch out for pickle farts now.
lol. the fourth pic really shows how fugly she is.
wonky eye ... check!
man jaw ... check!
hook nose ... check!
omg and Bugles has come out with these baked churro chips thingy's and I grabbed some of them and they are oh so yummy.....cinammon, sugar and pickles
No, not pregnant
and I see all the gay Dlisters have found one another.... awwww... I just knew this day would come
Damn that bitch is just an ugly thing in expensive makeup. She has managed to trick the sheep into thinking she is "hot" (ugh, just puked on myself for using that word in that manner)by getting bleached extensions and blue contacts.She is yuckie. And Im sorry but who goes to get a nose job and ends up with a hook for a nose. I thought the point was to make it look better. You could hang an ornament off that thing!
you know... sometimes I think paris is actually physically attractive (don't throw things at me!) but it's just her other qualities that make me hate her so fucking much. it's like good looks and skinny genes were wasted on this piece of shit human being. that's life.
*throwing tomatoes at alosha*
she looks hot... forgive me!
alosha, the bitch has skiis for feet, claw-like hands, no boobs, a really bad hairdresser, a wonky eye, a nose that looks like a bent cocktail weinier, and a voice like a tranny after a hard night on Hollywood Boulevard. What do good looks have to do with this piece of trash?
alosha, the bitch has skiis for feet, claw-like hands, no boobs, a really bad hairdresser, a wonky eye, a nose that looks like a bent cocktail weinier, and a voice like a tranny after a hard night on Hollywood Boulevard. What do good looks have to do with this piece of trash?
Mousie Is Exhausted | 06.19.06 - 4:03 pm | #
She has boobs now, her newest purchase
(looking meek) wow mousie. I don't know what came over me. thanks for the sum up. I forgot about some of that shit.
and please rest assured I have made a promise that if I ever run into her here in LA that I will trip her ass and watch her face smash open on the sidewalk. my husband says I should just forget being sneaky and just punch her in the face though.
alosha, what would be worse for her is if you point at her and scream at the top of your lungs, "You gave my brother syphillis, you whore!" 
Gawd she is ugly. Plain ole fucking ugly. And talentless. Plain ole fucking talentless. Why won't she disappear? If she wasn't covered on blogs like this one (are you listening MK) then she would disappear. She relies on publicity to stay alive. Ugh.
And BTW, big feet run in the family. Have you seen her skanky sister's feet? Her toes always hang out of her stilletos and it makes me vomit a little in my mouth.
Were the MuchMusic Awards sponsored by Valtrex?
NikkI also shares the Hilton hooked bird nose too along with Paris. I think they got it from their mother, all three of them have had (botched) nose jobs.
Mousie Is Exhausted | 06.19.06 - 4:15 pm | #
mousie I'll keep that in mind.
She is sooooooooo plastic. Look on
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.c...ves/
005189.html
and see her as a teenager and now.
OMG!!!!! LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! ***howling with laughter********
*catching breath* Thank you Anonymous 4:33!
Check this one out. http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.c...ves/
005276.html
She paid all that money and she's still a dog
oh yeah and on the first site stroll down and you will see Nicole Richie as her former fat self ( thought that B said she is natural skinny more like purposefully anorexic)
On MK's first pic of Paris it looks like her elbows are bruised. B has been on her elbows all night.
Okay I think that meant COKE ICONS
HAHAHAHA
THAT OUTFIT IS WEARING HER, SHE LOOKS LIKE A KID PLAYING DRESS UP
**SOMEONE NEEDS A STYLIST**
She has such a weird-shaped head. I guess plastic surgery can't fix EVERYTHING.
dude she looks good here, you guys are just bored and jealous.
Did anyone notice all the fans faces in the last pic. The chicks all have the digusted look of you Ho on their faces.
Stupid Paris is so caught up in herself that she thinks people really admire her.
Here face needs to go back to Madame Tussain's Wax Museum.
Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?
What a whore.
Micheal Jackson did the white gloves first...
copycat bitch.
I thought that was Jewel for a moment. Then I realized the eye was crooked instead of the tooth.
thats NOT hot
does this ho EVER stay home one night in her life?
muchmusic awards sure is allowing low level celebs a place to be seen..
Those gloves are from Chanel BTW.
she looks gorgeous.
it's like good looks
since when are hooked noses and lazy eyes looking good. btw , that lazy eye of hers is really brown.
(you guys are just bored and jealous.)
I like my real blue eyes, and normal size nose, and eyes both the same size,thank you very much. I'm not anywhere near poor either. Jealous YOU THINK, i don't think so. You could not pay me enough to want that hooked penis nose attached to my face.
Now if she looked like Grace Kelly,circa the 1950's, then you could say i was "jealous." and until she morphs into a young Grace Kelly,then you need to STFU.
damn paris hilton was one ugly fucking teenager, she is NOT much better now, jsut a strange mix now of being homely AND fake looking. she totally fucked her nose up.
hmmm...go figure, how stupid.
ps - not that her nose was that great before her first of many rhinoplasties.
yep, i was right, I had to look again, she really did fuck her nose up soooooooo bad. how stupid does a person have to be to do that to themselves? And pay money for it!! She must make Micahel Jackson proud.
oh my god, she was all over the toronto newspaper today..i feel like my eyes were getting raped everywhere i go..FUCK!
She's seriously ugly. I don't care how much she spends on her clothes.
There's not a damn thing she can do about her face.
She has such a huge beak.
She is NOT ugly but the bitch gets on my fucking nerves.
She is beautiful but a RACIST BITCH WHORE.
Maniston is ugly too.
Someone just KILL this slut!
I seriously don't understand why she still exists in this world.
What a cunt
looks like somebody is trying to pull off that Madonna white-glove-virgin thing. what's next, a cone bra??
christ.........this site has become another 'paris exposed'.....YAWN
America is really amazing...It's probably the only country that can turn a skank like Paris into a multimillionaire because she actually convinces a good number of its citizens to become her *gasp* fans.
God help America.
aniston leno, she is NOT beautiful, But she is NOT ugly either. she is ok, Nothing special, but her nose and wooonky eye fuck everthing up. and what "beauty" she does have is all fake, blue eyes, blond hair, 45 tons ofmakeup etc.
Angelina Jolie & Jessica Alba are what one would call NATURAL beauties. the scarce few who think PH is beautiful need to get oout more. And the same can be said for people who say she is ugly. She is neither, just average looking with a huge hoonker.
she's a major coke-head.
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