First..
Get that dog vaccinated, STAT!!!!
ugh these chicks are both so gross! And I LIKE Nicole! but ew.......
Sorry about that. 
MK that was some gross stuff you just wrote. Yuck.
Vomit
The dog is cute. Hey those girls need to eat a double cheeseburger,
mischa look she is auditioning for Golumm "MY PRECIOUS...."
as for kissing her dog, that's nothing - my cat tries to french kiss me after I brush my teeth or have mint gum. Pervert.
(I don't let her though, you know 
Ack! That last picture looks like Samara after she crawled out of the tv in The Ring!
I hope that dog's immunizations are up-to-date!
awwwwwwwwww her dog is sooooo cute!!
they USED to remove dead bodies off the beach, i guess with budget cuts and all
they are just leaving them there to rot....
BTW, someone call PETA and the ASPCA. We've got an emergency on our hands.
I mack on my doggie all the time......at least she looks sincere while loving her dog, unlike Paris who does everything for press.
Mischa looks worse in a bikini than Nicole.....NR looks better here.....love that bitch!
mischa! oh, my god!
nicole looks like she is gaining the tiniest bit of weight... look at her stomach area... its slowly edging slightly closer to being not totally freakishly thin.
they USED to remove dead bodies off the beach, i guess with budget cuts and all
they are just leaving them there to rot....
makin'snakes! | 06.19.06 - 5:04 pm | #
Too funny!
Anyways, Lionel Richie is offering Nicole and her friends a cruise if Nicole puts on weight. It seems he feels like some of her friends are encouraging her to lose too much.
I hope it works.
(I don't let her though, you know
jenner | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:04 pm |
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
How much skinnier can they get. OMG!! That is so not attractive.
So she has worms, THAT'S what's wrong with her!
That is so unhygenic. Why do people think doing that shit is cute?
Gee!!!!
those ribs!!!!
OMG! That's some really scary shit! My eyes arer burning...
Some people *ahem...glancing sideways at Mischa* look much better fully clothed.
Where's the bestiality? It's just two dogs kissing.
Scorpio Minx Sharper | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:08 pm | #
Oh, dear, your avatar!
Attention all coke heads...Mischa and Nicole are in town together; therefore, coke supplies will soon dimish. Get it while you can!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
MJF | 06.19.06 - 5:07 pm | #
well, in all honesty, I've let her stick her entire head in my mouth, to see what the hell she was gonna do....then the tongue came out & GAME WAS OVER. I love her but I don't, you know, LOVE her........
sorry but i think nicole's got a little flab around the middle there. she's what suzzane sommers used to call skinny fat -- she's starving herself but she's got no tone whatsoever. obviously mischa doesn't work out. but her autostarvation efforts have been more successful than nicole's. mischa has entered the echte anorexia mode where she's just skinny. poor thing.
if you're going to let your dog lick you on the mouth, you may as well just turn him around and lick his asshole.
well, in all honesty, I've let her stick her entire head in my mouth, to see what the hell she was gonna do....then the tongue came out & GAME WAS OVER. I love her but I don't, you know, LOVE her........
jenner | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:10 pm | #
Oh you nasty bitch!
discusting, what dose america have to do to get some gals with a little meat on their bones back on the covers of mags and in the media 24/7 i mean we either have skelatore richie or fat brittney. what the stuff!!
If you drag a stick up and down Mischas back will it make music?? HMMM??
I don't think that's Mischa in the last photo. It looks like her ana friend she went to jamba juice with last week.
Damn, makeup does do wonders because those girls look dead and unkempt.
It's nice to see that Nicole is gaining weight.
Oh you nasty bitch!
Blue Rose is Invisible | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:11 pm | #
it was one of those "what in the world is she trying to DO......." curiosity things
I only let her do it now as a "party trick" (when everyone's NICE & hammered........)
I've let her stick her entire head in my mouth, to see what the hell she was gonna do....
jenner
Bwwwaaaaaaahahahahha! I've done that too! I think he just wanted a look-see, though. I had just finished my salmon and he was quite intriqued.
Awww.....that's a dead ringer for my puppy, Cowboy, who BTW my friend TJ let lick his tongue and whole mouth. Poms are freaky like that I guess.
Sick MK! My eyesssssssssssssssss!
and it's peanut butter MK, not Gravy Train.....
I see Casper.. or is that Wendy?
jenner | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:14 pm | #
My dad's done that before with my aunt's kittens' He says it's funny until they start moving around.
YOU KNOW YOU ALL LICK DOG BUTTHOLE AND LIKE IT! MMMMM! TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
NASTY!!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW THE SKELETOR MEETS CRACK HEAD LOOK IS BITCHIN!
Hi YOU KNOW IT!
Can she not afford a towel or a blanket to sit on? Her cooter crabs are gonna comingle with the sand crabs now.
She's gained weight? Where?
till they start moving around!!!?!?!?!?!?!
MJF - yeah, this one only seems to do it when mint's involved - seriously, as I stand in front of the bathroom sink, brushing my teeth, she starts meowing & rubbing her head on the door frame - ?!?!?!?!
i used to let my dog lick my mouth but now that i use braces he just lick my cheeks!!!!
Seriously How skinny is too skinny?? How far will they go??
Blue Rose is Invisible | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:17 pm
Who said that? *looks around*
MJF | 06.19.06 - 5:17 pm | #
And the radiation will kill the sand crabs.
MJF | 06.19.06 - 5:17 pm | #
aw those are a BITCH to separate.....I'm told..........
jenner | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:17 pm |
Crest is the new spanish fly.
Can she not afford a towel or a blanket to sit on? Her cooter crabs are gonna comingle with the sand crabs now.
MJF
They will start a whole new crab colony!! Super Crabs!! Someone must stop them!
TABATHA - who's in your avvie? I see an Argentinian jersey, but I can't tell who it is......
Since the Paris post is gone i'm going to say it again
HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I MISSED YOU ALL MY BELOVED PALS...
hey vanina... how are ya....
maybe she has a tapeworm
Look at the ribs on Barton! OMG--they are worse than Ritchie's! EW!
Who said that? *looks around*
MJF | 06.19.06 - 5:17 pm | #
Har, har, hardy har har.
it is my ex BF in my avie
Blue Rose is Invisible | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:09 pm | #
I know! Britney is looking a tad tired and emotional. My best friend pulls the same face when her boyfriend requests anal.
if you're going to let your dog lick you on the mouth, you may as well just turn him around and lick his asshole.
Morticia | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:11 pm | #
Agree 100%. No offence to dog lovers, but that shit is nasty.
gross skeletons in bikinis 
Crest is the new spanish fly.
MJF | 06.19.06 - 5:18 pm | #
Actually I use Close Up, the red stuff, bcs the ads always praised it as the make out toothpaste........sucks that the only one who wants to take advantage of it is my CAT 
OMG!!!! Tabatha!!!!
Is that Hernan Crespo???
LOL!!!!!
I know! Britney is looking a tad tired and emotional. My best friend pulls the same face when her boyfriend requests anal.
Scorpio Minx Sharper | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:19 pm |
*Dies*
Their bones are hideous. I wish I hadn't looked at the photos. Especially Mischa's.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT THESE TWO SKANKERELLAS TO JOIN THE LESBIAN SOCCER MOM CROTCH MONGER CLUB AND GO ON YOUR ANNUAL BEAVER WEAVING PICNIC AT WHITECASTLE!
Shit, any guy who finds this attractive is secretly some kind of godammed pedophile. These girls have no figures whatsoever.
jenner | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:19 pm | #
Oof, that shit burns my mouth. I'm a Colgate Total gal.
no, it is not Hernan.... this guy is in Dallas now
I dont make out with my animals. My cat will kiss me on the face. My dog isnt one of those licky dogs thank goodness. I would vomit if he was.
Scorpio Minx Sharper-dogs actually have very clean mouths--cleaner than humans. The saliva in their mouths is constantly replaced, so it's not as nasty as you think.
Lovely Micha....NOT!! She really needs to just work out and stop starving herself. Bitch is jiggly and boney at the same time.
Fancy, you still crying? I never knew why? You want my avie to take care of it?
Colgate total team!!!!!
hi there tabby, er...your ex looks good!
*runs and hides*
They will start a whole new crab colony!! Super Crabs!! Someone must stop them!
Fancy is crying | 06.19.06 - 5:18 pm |
Once they start to multiply, we're gonners. Not even Paris' cooter juice (which I've heard can burn a hole through pure steel) will be able to stop them!
I love my dogs, but since I have seen them with a turd in their mouths on many an occasion, ain't no muthafuckin' way I'll let them lick me in the mouth. EW!
anyone notice how nicole hardly ever leaves L.A.? i'm thinking it's because she can't be away from her stash.
Blue Rose is Invisible | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:21 pm | #
I was brushing my teeth at work last week & a woman came in, saw me usin' my "make out" toothpaste and gave me a 5 minute lecture on why Colgate Total is the best, has everything you need, etc
I was like "yeah, but MY toothpaste is MAKEOUT toothpaste, so there"
Tab
Because Sunny stole Elb away from me!!
ahhhh. I am sorry Fancy. I thought you were married????
Actually I use Close Up...
jenner | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:19 pm
Well then you're just askin' for it!
Nicole's dad promised her a cruise with her friends on a private yacht if she would gain weight
Blue Rose is Invisible | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:23 pm | #
Yuck!!!!
once i found a dead frog on my dog's mouth and buster wouldn't let it go...
i almost fainted...
did anyone watch that show "where my dogs at?"
When Mischa came on, I almost pissed my pants
Hey, I'm back.
Mike...that's fine. LA can keep her.
That Pooch was like look at my bigass bone.
mi amor was bueno! no mas ......
Well then you're just askin' for it!
MJF | 06.19.06 - 5:25 pm | #
perhaps Chloey (my kitty) has seen those commercials...............I should write to the company, tell them just how effective their product really is! It can convert species!
my new man is much sweeter, better to me and way more handsomer.... I haven't a pick of him in soccer clothes, damnit
YOU KNOW YOU ALL HAVE SUPER CRABS AND ITCHY BOXES TO PROVE IT!
i let my cat lick my toes though.
it tickles.
did anyone watch that show "where my dogs at?"
When Mischa came on, I almost pissed my pants
leah | 06.19.06 - 5:25 pm | #
no, but I woulda been laughin' right with ya
Ahhh, You know it is back. Welcome.
My cat licks the dark spot on the basement floor if he gets in there unsupervised. No one knows what the dark spot is, but we imagine it's akin to tuna oil....either that or someone squashed a girl cat.
MJF | 06.19.06 - 5:26 pm |
Hahaahahaha....I just accidentally posted this on the Beckham thread. I'm sure everyone was highly amused.
Tabatha | 06.19.06 - 5:26 pm | #
That's good !!!!
besides you got me now to easy your craving on argentinian people!!!!
Hey | 06.19.06 - 5:21 pm | #
Thanks for the info, but I'm not changing my mind.
Toilet brushes apparently carry less germs and are cleaner than a dishcloth, but I wouldn't use one to brush my teeth!!
YOU KNOW IT | 06.19.06 - 5:26 pm | #
No, but check out my new see-through shanaynay tent. It's awesome!
Hahaahahaha....I just accidentally posted this on the Beckham thread. I'm sure everyone was highly amused.
MJF | 06.19.06 - 5:28 pm | #
I saw that, I was like "where am I? what's MJF smokin'? whose baby is this?"
that's right Vanina.... let's get naked and roll around in dulce de leche!
MJF | 06.19.06 - 5:28 pm | #
It fits, either way, lol.
Have I met "you know it"???????? O_o
How cute is that dog!What kind of pedigree is that?
geez, I can't type or spell today.... *back to chub sucking*
Jenner...if you haven't, you're in for a treat.
jenner | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:30 pm | #
I don't think so. YOU KNOW IT, this is Jenner, one of our lesbian dick-lickers from way back. Shake hands, kids.
is mpcmike still here? Let's get a (straight) guy's opinion re: these skeletons........
Valerie | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:30 pm |
Looks like a Pomeranian.
Vanina my dog loves frogs. They make him foam at the mouth though.
Valerie | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:30 pm
Pomeranian, I think.
it's not Mischa
*shakes hands with you know it*
how do you do?
*resumes lesbian dick licking*
Tabatha | 06.19.06 - 5:29 pm | #
oK!!!
but i'm telling you it's hard to get it out of your hair!!!!
you're warned!!!
NR just looks pre-pubescent. But Mischa, she looks like she's been decomposing for weeks.
My cat licks the dark spot on the basement floor if he gets in there unsupervised. No one knows what the dark spot is, but we imagine it's akin to tuna oil....either that or someone squashed a girl cat.
MJF
I would have that DNA tested.
YOU KNOW BLUE ROSE'S SHANAYNAY IS BIGGER THEN A MONSTER TRUCK AND COMES COMPLETE WITH REMOTE CONTROL, BEAVER BEADS, MUD FLAPS AND A REMOVABLE MUFF BRUSH.
it's not Mischa
charlotte | 06.19.06 - 5:32 pm |
I KNEW IT!!! It's Axl Rose, isn't it????
Oh its too cute i want one but they dont sell them in my country!
Thanks for the up date!I learn more and more from dlisted each day.
Tabatha | 06.19.06 - 5:29 pm | #
oK!!!
but i'm telling you it's hard to get it out of your hair!!!!
you're warned!!!
vanina | 06.19.06 - 5:32 pm | #
Huh? What did ya get in your hair? Dare I ask?
evertime I see pics of Mischa Barton all I can think of is that time she was wearing white pants while on her period
YOU KNOW BLUE ROSE'S SHANAYNAY IS BIGGER THEN A MONSTER TRUCK AND COMES COMPLETE WITH REMOTE CONTROL, BEAVER BEADS, MUD FLAPS AND A REMOVABLE MUFF BRUSH.
YOU KNOW IT | 06.19.06 - 5:33 pm | #
Bet your ass. Jealous, ladies?
AND A REMOVABLE MUFF BRUSH.
Hey...I want one of those.
OK, dog mouths are NOT that clean! I got bit last summer & ended up in the ER...if I hadn't gone there, I would probably have lost a few fingers...the nurses told me that everyone thinks dog mouths are clean. They actually contain a boatload of bacteria, which enables dogs to eat stuff like rotten food, poop, etc. and not die! If we ate that shit, we'd be dead, but they're fine! The nurses also told me that cat bites can be worse, because their teeth are like little hypodermic needles and they penetrate more deeply.
Blue...you are one hot chick!
Blue Rose can I take your shanaynay for a ride??
Fancy is crying | 06.19.06 - 5:31 pm | #
oh no, Fancy!!!!
My kitty gives me a nose to nose kiss everyday when I come home. He misses me!
YOU KNOW IT | 06.19.06 - 5:33 pm | #
where'd you get that, Blue Rose? *flips through custom vajayjay catalogue*
Fancy is crying | 06.19.06 - 5:34 pm
ALL ABOARD!!
jenner | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:35 pm
I had it pimped out for special occasions. Cost a pretty penny.
I'm allergic to my cat's spit. When he rubs his nose on me (which he likes to do for some reason) I get hives where ever the nose-spit goes. It's really quite lovely.
Hey I want that catalog. Im looking for some pretty cooter bows for a party Im going to.
My kitty gives me a nose to nose kiss everyday when I come home. He misses me!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 06.19.06 - 5:34 pm | #
mine (all 3) tackle me, by which I mean they twirl around my feet so I can't move....frickin' Kitty Tornado (but oh so cute)
Huh? What did ya get in your hair? Dare I ask?
Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach | 06.19.06 - 5:33 pm | #
dulce de leche
YOU KNOW YOU LESBIAN DICK LICKERS LIKE TO MAKE DICK SANDWICHES AND STORE THEM IN THE FRIG.
I wonder if I can lure El B away from Sunny with my tricked out cooter?
Hey I want that catalog. Im looking for some pretty cooter bows for a party Im going to.
Fancy is crying | 06.19.06 - 5:36 pm | #
you can totally borrow it when I'm done. I'm thinkin' of getting her chrome plated with my name engraved on her (engraving is $5 extra, but I think it's totally worth it)
is mpcmike still here? Let's get a (straight) guy's opinion re: these skeletons........
jenner | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:31 pm | #
disgusting!!! i've been drooling over the kate beckinsale pictures all day! 
gravatar is working on it as we speak!
I wonder if I can lure El B away from Sunny with my tricked out cooter?
Blue Rose is Invisible
Thats so much better than a weave.
I have a freezer full of dick sandwiches. Love them.
Hey I want that catalog. Im looking for some pretty cooter bows for a party Im going to.
Fancy is crying | 06.19.06 - 5:36 pm | #
Hey!!!! i've got a brazilian...
so where can i tie the bows????
or should i get some fancy stickers or something like that???
I wonder if I can lure El B away from Sunny with my tricked out cooter?
Blue Rose is Invisible | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:37 pm | #
I bet you could if you get those purple lights underneath it (but then you'd also have to have CONSTANT BASS coming out of it, too)
YOU KNOW YOU CRAZY MUFF DIVERS PLAY WITH YOUR ELECTIC BEAVER BRUSHES WHILE YOUR RIDING THE SHORT BUS TO THE INTERNATIONAL BARNYARD SNATCH RACES!
Thats so much better than a weave.
Fancy is crying | 06.19.06 - 5:39 pm | #
Word. She doesn't have the sparkly beads like I do.
YOU KNOW YOU LESBIAN DICK LICKERS LIKE TO MAKE DICK SANDWICHES AND STORE THEM IN THE FRIG.
YOU KNOW IT | 06.19.06 - 5:37 pm | #
i heard that's what potted meat is made from.
mpcmike | 06.19.06 - 5:39 pm | #
yay! most guys I know would probably agree, but you never know........
Vanina
I say get it airbrushed.
Jenner
That would be HOT!
I bet you could if you get those purple lights underneath it (but then you'd also have to have CONSTANT BASS coming out of it, too)
jenner | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:39 pm | #
All my friends
Know the Low Rider
YOU KNOW YOU LESBIAN DICK LICKERS LIKE TO MAKE DICK SANDWICHES AND STORE THEM IN THE FRIG.
YOU KNOW IT | 06.19.06 - 5:37 pm |
Yeah, but they're really only good if you heat them up first.
FANCY HAS A TRICKED OUT COOTER COMPLETE WITH RIMS, DISCO BALL, EXTENSIONS AND GLITTER!
Yeah, but they're really only good if you heat them up first.
MJF | 06.19.06 - 5:41 pm | #
Add a little relish, and you've got a gourmet meal.
THE INTERNATIONAL BARNYARD SNATCH RACES!
YOU KNOW IT | 06.19.06 - 5:40 pm |
Shut Up!!!!! I thought we only had those in the Midwest!
Damn, I'm gonna have to get the cooter all decked out. I feel like a plain jane now.
*pouts in the corner*
Blue Rose is Invisible | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:40 pm | #
didn't I read recently that Carnie Wilson had to get her vadge lifted 6 inches???? Low Rider Cooter for real.......
FANCY HAS A TRICKED OUT COOTER COMPLETE WITH RIMS, DISCO BALL, EXTENSIONS AND GLITTER!
YOU KNOW IT
Fancy is where they party is at!
fancy!!!!
i thing i'll go get some fake tatoo!!!
my cooter would look so cool!!!
the funniest cooter tat I saw was the one with the little stickman and a lawnmower - can probably still find it on google, hang on....
FANCY HAS A TRICKED OUT COOTER COMPLETE WITH RIMS, DISCO BALL, EXTENSIONS AND GLITTER!
YOU KNOW IT | 06.19.06 - 5:41 pm | #
I'm turning green of envy!!!!
FANCY HAS A TRICKED OUT COOTER COMPLETE WITH RIMS, DISCO BALL, EXTENSIONS AND GLITTER!
YOU KNOW IT | 06.19.06 - 5:41 pm | #
You just HAD to outdo my monster truck vajayjay, didn't you, Fancy?
11 threads down is what mikey likes! i really think M.K. tries to keep all of his readers happy!
YOU KNOW YOU LESBOS HAVE CUSTOM HAIR PIES MADE FROM SQUIRREL MUFF, BRILLO PADS, SPONGE PARTICLES, STYROFOAM, PIPE CLEANERS, DICK JUICE, DRY JIZZ BALLS AND BUBBLE WRAP!
Vanina...lets go get som cooter decorations. We'll outdo them all!
http://goofypages.com/gallery/
IM...es_image001.jpg
teehee
YOU KNOW YOU LESBOS HAVE CUSTOM HAIR PIES MADE FROM SQUIRREL MUFF, BRILLO PADS, SPONGE PARTICLES, STYROFOAM, PIPE CLEANERS, DICK JUICE, DRY JIZZ BALLS AND BUBBLE WRAP!
YOU KNOW IT | 06.19.06 - 5:45 pm | #
OOH, bubble wrap! *Pop, pop, pop*
Mike...what are you talking about?
jenner | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:45 pm | #
Eek! My eyes!
Bonnie - mike's droolin' over Kate Beckinsale hehehe
Bonnie!!!!
LOL!!!!
let me get my decoration kit first!!!!
i say let's get inspired by asian culture and do some origami stuff!!!!
Oh...Kate....pfft, whatever. I bet her cooter isn't juiced up. She just sprays milk.
Vanina....we can also use some henna. That could be fun. Also, don't forget the bedazzler and the sworovski crystals.
Jealous much girls???? MPCMIKE my cooter is the fanciest on Dlisted.
she could squirt me anytime. yum!
mpcmike | 06.19.06 - 1:29 pm | #
hot glue gun will HURT, ladies
YOU KNOW YOU CRAZY MUFF DIVERS PLAY WITH YOUR ELECTIC BEAVER BRUSHES WHILE YOUR RIDING THE SHORT BUS TO THE INTERNATIONAL BARNYARD SNATCH RACES!
YOU KNOW IT
Oh, goodie, I got back in time for You Know It!
*looks out bus window*
Is THAT where we're goin'? Well, I'll be damned.
$2 on the longshot of the day... FastSnatch to win.
Fancy is crying | 06.19.06 - 5:50 pm
*Glares at Fancy* Bitch, I'll run you down with my monster truck!
Jealous much girls???? MPCMIKE my cooter is the fanciest on Dlisted.
Fancy is crying | 06.19.06 - 5:50 pm | #
only until my order from the custom made vadge catalogue comes in!!!!!!!!
Jenner...we're gonna use the special cooter glue. Geesh!
No one can beat a disco ball sorry!!
hot glue gun will HURT, ladies
jenner | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:50 pm | #
yes it's like hot wax...
YOU KNOW YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS OF NICOLE BITCHIE'S SKINNY, SMELLY, SKANKY, STRETCHED OUT SNATCH!
I brought those rhinestone gem machine thingys you can buy on TV for $19.99 (plus $5 S&H)to the party.
But dayam, they sting going in...
I'm gonna have to get me a horn that plays La Cucaracha to compete with that shit.
Blue Rose is Invisible | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 5:54 pm | #
LMFAOROF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then mine would have to play the tango
Nicole Ritchie----Looks like ET....
Why is she a celebrity???
Jenner...we're gonna use the special cooter glue. Geesh!
Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach | 06.19.06 - 5:51 pm | #
thank gawd, otherwise I'd SO see you & vanina on news of the weird or sumthin...."an interesting story out of NYC, 2 women received 1st degree burnson their vaginas when they...."
You gals were asking about straight men? My hubby despises those skinny girls. He hates it when I lose any weight. (Prolly because the first thing that reduces is the boobs. *G*)
My cooter's gonna spew fireworks. So there!
My cooter's gonna spew fireworks. So there!
Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach
*hands Bonnie one of those reallly long matches and backs wayyy up*
Off, off-topic-my neighbor is playing Earth, Wind and Fire at full blast. WTF?!
Bonnie Blue is a juicy peach
You always have to one up me!!
****wants fireworks too*****
Bug wants Eddie Cibrian
Now that sounds like a good man!!
Well, Fancy, I'll share my fireworks with ya.
My cooter will be a very practical one, she's gonna teach other cooters how to do tango dance!!!!
so start choosing mates, ok???
I'm gonna get some Black Cat firecrackers for mine. Scare the shit out of people.
anyone ever see Death Race 2000? I'm going for Frankenstein's car look for the kitty....
this is gonna be her:
http://www.javelinamx.com/carsta...tars/
drace1.jpg
sweet!
Now that sounds like a good man!!
Fancy Sparkle Cooter
Well, yeah, but... every time I manage to drop a few pounds, he starts bringing home brownies and ice cream and shit. He knows I can't resist...ARGH!
YOU KNOW YOU ALL HAVE DYNAMITE SHOVED UP YOUR SHANAYNAYS! BYE!
YOU KNOW YOU ALL HAVE DYNAMITE SHOVED UP YOUR SHANAYNAYS! BYE!
YOU KNOW IT | 06.19.06 - 6:04 pm | #
Fireworks....geesh!
all of this off-topic discussion is really fucking distracting.
bye you know it!!!! 
jenner | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 6:03 pm | #
Oh shit, I love that movie!
The sad thing is that these girls actually think they look good.
Ohhhh. Chest cavities, visible rib cages, gangly knees and elbows... MK, this is just waaaay too much sexiness in one post. I can't hardly stand it.
What is so funny/sad is that right now these two girls use the anorexic look as their 'beauty' advantage over other women (atleast this is how they see it), but as they get older this will be harder and harder to do, no matter how much they starve themselves and workout or not workout. They will be stuck with the same low self-esteem and ugly (in Mischa's case) and chubby (in Nicole's case) that they initially started with. It will be even worse though as then they will look at the new young anorexic skinnies and feel they are shit and should kill themselves.
All this before they turn forty. Hope they find real beauty in themselves elsewhere or else they will live their lives like drug addicts--they will do anything to be skinny and give up everything, until death or insanity.
I've known so many moderately attractive woman that have done this to try to stand out from the truly gorgeous. It is just predictable and nothing new. You don't see this as often with truly born beautiful women. Think Sophia Loren. IMHO
That's gross! They're bodies are not attractive AT ALL. Geez, I'd be afraid of breaking them in half while screwing either one of them (not that I'd touch either without surgical gloves).
It's hard to hate on these scrawny creatures when they have such animal love.
I'm weird...I can't stand to see an animal suffer. As for humanity, I could give a rats ass.
These girls are anorexic. Who do they think they are kidding. Even Calista Flockwhatever admitted she was killing herself back in the day. Don't they remember Karen Carpenter? That poor girl had the most beautiful voice, what a waste. These no talents won't be missed when they die of heart failure at 30.
I don't think Mischa looks that bad...she just needs a tan, DESPERATELY!
On a positive note, Nicole looks like she's gained a little bit of weight...
These girls are heading into Allegra Versace territory! I'm surprised Allegra is still alive and Nicole and Mischa are starting to look more like her every day! 
http://tinypic.com/3vvie
Great...now I'm going to have nightmares tonight about Mischa Barton's pale jagged ribs. *shudders*
how can nicol be sos kinny and still look so fat in a bikini. Finger down the throat time
walking skin cancer.
she reeks of it
i loved my dogs too, but i've seen my dogs go town on their balls and so i did not suck face with them.....blech....
on the other hand, dogfood essence may be the only true nourishment nicole actually gets....
I'm suprised they can walk on a beach, considering the wind and all.
Dogs do sure love bones don't they? Bitches are lucky their pooches don't bury them in the sand.
Mischa looks dead.
Are yall sure it's Nicole with the eating disorder/Gee look at Mishca
OMG Mischa's ribs are so narsty.
Nicole is doing her own version of Stars are Blind.....to anorexia.
OH NO!!!! I missed YOU KNOW IT!
What the hell is wrong with Mischa Barton? That picture of her is gross!
Alright man, that`s the last time I come to this blog. MK, you suck. You are trashier than Brit and Parasite together. You are one sick fag.
Anonymous we are soo going to miss you!
Valerie, it's gonna be tough to move on without anonymous, but some how we'll get through this.
Jenner~ I found a clip of the show on youtube. It's the funniest show I've seen in a long time. It's on Mtv2.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B...h?
v=B7NMi1WZyQk
Mischa looks like sickly fan who is hanging out with Nicole as part of her make-a-wish.
mischa is so fat!!!!! she needs to lose like 180 pounds, twice.
My 'Misha' fantasy has changed by just a bit... Instead of tongue-punching her dirt-star, I would have to tongue-punch her SAND-STAR!!!
[SEE ABOVE] but I wish Nicole would either chunk up, or go away..... I LOVE Lionel, though, and I'm a straight male named "Todd"....
They both look awful in bikinis.
Nasty
Mischa Barton looks like Cillian Murphy in 28 Days Later.
Is Mischa trying to get back into character for The Sixth Sense?
I can't even imagine what it would feel like to be that skinny. Do you think they feel weak? Do you think it feels like if you bump into something too hard you might break? I don't think even when I was a skinny little kid you could see my ribs like that. How sad that they society perpetuates the "you can never be too thin" motto and even sadder that these girls (and others) buy into it rather than be healthy.
I CAN FINALLY SAY THAT MISCHA BARTON LOOKS MORE SKIN AND BONES THAN NICOLE SKINYCHIE!
YUCK!! BARTON MUST BE ON THE SAME ANOREXIC DIET AS HER AMIGA!!
NICOLE HAD TO DISCIPLINE HER DOG AFTER HE TRIED TO CHEW ON MISHCAS LEG BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS A RAWHIDE CHEWIE
what's really sad is that you know these girls thrive on the attention they get for being skeletal. they know most of their fame is due to public photo ops like this.
i bet both of them have a scrapbook of every photo snapped of them where they look skinny.
Is Mischa trying to get back into character for The Sixth Sense?
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 06.19.06 - 10:17 pm | #
I think you're right.
Nicole looks way better than Mischa. Those pics of her and her dog are really cute. I love my pups, too.
those poor girls.
GUNG GUNG GUNG GUNG
GUNGA DIN
GUNGA DIN
SWEET PUSSY JANE | 06.19.06 - 10:29 pm | #
That is what I am thinking.
omg, that is revolting.
the bones AND the dog tounging.
I was expecting the dog to take one of the girls' ribs and bury it in the sand.
Guess it didn't happen
we should send the picture of Mischa over seas and ask the people to donate money to our anorexic celebs.
"Just five dollars a month is enough to provide them with a pack of nourishing gum that they can chew whenever they experience hunger pains."
Better yet, maybe Angelina could adopt them and nurse them back to health.
Nicole looks healthy compared to Barton. Holy fuck, her ribs make her look like she got zebra stripes.
Horrible
nicole richie is one ugly skeleton
mischa is hot but i like her with a little more fat, not all skin and bones
Mischa has a really long body!
And i just want to hug Nicoles little dog he's so cute
cool, dead people can go to the beach now....PSYCH
seriously, nicole looks FINE. everyone these days just assumes everyone has to be fat just because 2/3s of the nation is obese and overweight. ridiculous! she looks proportioned just fine and is just a petite person!
Skanky little coke whore junkies frying away ruining the skin that covers their frail, malnourished bones. What the fuck is wrong with people? Give these girls a sandwich and some clothes. This is not hot. It's fucking stomach turning.
Barton looks like a fucking vampire!
Bitch needs some Jergen's Natural Glow STAT.
mischa has hips, a tad of cellulite(sp?), but how is so thin on top?!?!
That's just nasty, how can Hollywood think that looks good on women? :|
I'll have the ribs
i thought concentration camps ended in WWII. what's w/these remaining victims? who should we alert?
How can anyone find these stick insects attractive.
For the "straight" guys who do, are you sure you're just not projecting a fetish for 12 year old boys?
They are both poster picture perfect for advertizing the harms of anorexia.
I'd take the quirky, bony Nicole over the personality-free Barton any day. Both of them need to eat something, but Barton needs to leave Hollywood and go back to working at Walgreens immediately. Plain, skinny egomaniac millionaire. Remind you of anyone?
Oh Shit!
Wow! My two obsessions--worthless, cretinous, overpaid, do-nothin' "celebs" and silly animals! Does anyone have a cat who digs lickin' plastic? I can give her Fancy Feast and fresh roasted chicken, but her favorite treat is the plastic grocery bags they come in. She also gets jiggy w/ my moisturized skin when I come out of the shower. Oh, if only my sex life were that simple . . .
i think they're cute like that.
you people really like fat people
in my country they're considered normal and very good looking, not skinny. but i guess that's because so many north-americans are so fat that now being fat in good-looking and being skinny is not.
shut up your buch of fatsos!!!
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