FIRSTNESS!!!
nicole needs some boobies and reeks of skin cancer
What's up with the all the vom inducing posts?
The last pic of Ritchie is really frightening.
I agree, MK. Mischa has no muscle tone. And, it doesn't appear that she hits the beach very often. She's blinding!
but i'd take nicole's bikini because it is cute. and the dog.
eww it is almost like in a tim burton movie
her feet are really big for her tiny frame...she looks like she has great balance.
Too bony - needs some curves
Cisco disgusts me. Not even the whole rock star thing, which normally is my Achilles' heel, is working for me. He makes me want to abandon a lifetime of groupiedom.
It is not a pretty day when skeletons attack the beach.
Nicole has Starsquatch tits! EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!
hmmm my post didn't go through WTF???
Nicole is starting to look a lot better. Granted, she still needs about 10-15 pounds more, but she's better than she used to be. Mischa, on the other hand...2x4 with hair.
It is rare that I disagree with MK, but I think Mischa looks way better than Nicole (I don't partic like either of them.) I actually think M looks pretty good. But I do agree that Cisco is nasty and the dog is the hottest one!
all these vomit inducing pictures should make me a size 6 in about 4 hours time, thanks MK! 
What is nich doing there trying to wash her ass or what??
Crisco is fug.
Nicole is actually fat in certain places, I think I understand her complex better now...
MK? R U Bored?
I thinks it's offical... it's ugly fucking people day on dlist
it's ugly fucking people day on dlist
Bitchin hates tori | Homepage | 06.20.06 - 2:24 pm | #
Well MK hasnt posted my picture yet!
It must be a cold day in hell when I think that Nicole looks better than anybody else. It's only obvious that Mischa doesn't do anything but lay around on her flabby ass. This girl may not eat but she doesn't need energy when she's doing nothing. There's no muscle tone on that girl at all.
Mushy Mischa..yukyuk.
and why do I forget Nicole is African American....I keep on thinking she just has a kick ass tan.
Wait isnt she?
Nicole looks good - and I'm guessing she's darker than normal because she's part black. Mischa looks ghostly and boney...
Anon | 06.20.06 - 2:25 pm | #
ummmmmmmm there's no muscle tone because there's no muscle...girly needs to put her clothes back on before the dogs bury her boney ass in the sand.
The head-bone connected to the neck-bone,
the neck-bone connected to the back-bone
The backbone connected to the thigh-bone
the thighbone connected to the kee-bone
the kneebone connected to the leg bone
the leg bone connected to the foot bone
Dem bones, dem bones gon-na walk a-roun'
Dem bones, dem bones gon-na walk a-roun'
Dem bones, dem bones gonna walk aroun'
It's official.
It's Gross Out Tuesday!
I've lost 5lbs already!
I want Nicole's tan....
Mischa is hot. Nicole is not. Cisco is rot.
(I got more rhymes than Phyllis Diller!)
eeww gross...just gross
and why do I forget Nicole is African American....I keep on thinking she just has a kick ass tan.
Wait isnt she?
fiz | 06.20.06 - 2:27 pm | #
you fools. Nicole is hispanic. She's adopted. she is the child of one of Lionel's band members from the 80's.
Both of them need to learn about lifting weights/toning, because neither has muscle tone.
That pic of Cisco and Nicole reminds me of Rock Lobster... "we were at the beach, everybody had... MATCHING TOWELS!"
i love nicoles receeding hairline... ew
Well MK hasnt posted my picture yet!
KitKat still cripple
You are the hotness KitKat!!
nicole looks like week-old beef jerkey that's been left out in the sun for the dog to chew on
who you callin a FOO?
I knew that she was adopts...I thought her bio-dad was black too...foo
she was playing tamborine with Lionel's band..... I thought she was half black???? This from an article I read years ago??? Someone correct me.
WoTF (who the fuck) is Cisco?
Cisco Kid?
you fools. Nicole is hispanic. She's adopted. she is the child of one of Lionel's band members from the 80's.
Both of them need to learn about lifting weights/toning, because neither has muscle tone.
notachance | 06.20.06 - 2:34 pm | #
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Nicole is biracial, half white and half black, not hispanic. Her father is black, her mother is white.
okay, now I'm going to have to google her... scary thought.
want to know truth.
I pity the fool...
HOLLA Midtown...See I told a bitch so. hehe
I've seen better looking seaweed.
I heard Snitchie barfed her teeth out and is now wearing a set of veneers from the Duff line.
I love surf-purging!
That beach looks dirty.
found a crazy fansite - why anyone would dedicate so much time and energy, I don't know. and I quote:
Nicole was adopted by Lionel and Brenda Richie at the age of 2. Yes in fact Nicole Richie was born Nicole Camille Escovedo. Her real parents are rumored to be a guy from Lionel's band(Peter Michael Escovedo) and the mother is unknown, but is said to be Cocasian with blonde hair.
check out her "dad's" website: www.petermichael.tv
she's hispanic bitches... (uh-oh, I think I'm unintentionally starting a fight.)
either way, she still needs to gain 5-10 lbs (not much more, she's not very tall)
caucasian...
and uh, not a bitch... only people that spell cocasian
that's like a moccasin...
oh, a mocasin
I think Nicole is looking good here. She has gained a few pounds that she was in need of. It is good to see her looking healthy again.
caucasian...
Tabatha Eustace Womantooth | 06.20.06 - 2:50 pm | #
Hey, I just cut and paste, didn't write it...
I'm too lazy to write out all that shit.
okay notachance.. you're off this time....
I'm too drunk to care right now..
go cocasians and run like shit in your mocasins!
Snoopy?
Are you a Pomareanian by any chance?
Just asking.
Snoopy?
Are you a Pomareanian by any chance?
Nah...A beagle. I can smell shit far away.
'And no I'm NOT into 10-year-old boys!'
go cocasians and run like shit in your mocasins!
Tabatha Eustace Womantooth | 06.20.06 - 2:57 pm | #
LOL. thanks for the break. I wish I was drunk...
I think Nicole is gaining a little weight. Get it up, girl! 
Nicole has said HERSELF on plenty of interviews that she is half Black.
OH MAN>>>HAAAAA..they look exactly alike. He also sorta looks like John Escada? His site is Cheesgasmic.Good Work notachance!
Well don't kick my ass if someone already said this but Nicole said she was black on an episode of the Simple Life. She is half black and half white.
Haven't you guys seen the simple life? (lol) The twat said she was half-black at the dinner table when they visited that religious family.
Oh who gives a shit what she is... the only thing that matters is that she keeps doing stupid things so we can ridicule her anorexic ass.
but I still say she's hispanic... hehe
i was just about to agree with mk that nicole was actually looking ok...til i saw the last pic and shuddered. nasty.
It's a rumor about that guy in her dad's band being her real father. She has said numerous times she is black and not hispanic. Why would she lie about that? If you look at her she looks black to me. She's a cute girl, just too skinny.
Nicole is multiracial - 1/2 white (her mother) and 1/4 black and 1/4 mexican (her father)
Anonymous that makes no sense.
I am going to go with what came out of her own mouth and that was she's half black and half white. Jeezus.
Nicole is multiracial - 1/2 white (her mother) and 1/4 black and 1/4 mexican (her father)
Anonymous | 06.20.06 - 3:16 pm | #
that sounds like a someone trying to make a nice compromise....
that religious family is sticking with you isn't it Stoney?
Are you kidding? They BOTH are disgustingly skinny. yeah, lose the fat, but by God, hit the gym or get a personal trainer to put some muscle on those skeletons!!! That's sick---
You know, it's not that Spitoon (hell, why did I jsut call her that?) looks bony, she just needs some boobs. Mischa looks like a skinny jiggly-puff.
The dog is waaaay cute.
Anonymous that makes no sense.
I am going to go with what came out of her own mouth and that was she's half black and half white. Jeezus.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 06.20.06 - 3:19 pm | #
I keep meaning to tell you - I just saw Spamalot. I was nearly peeing my pants whe whole show. Everytime I see your avvy it makes me smile.
Well, here is where Nicole says she is black and also her mom is. You need to read both pages. I don't know what to believe.
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Kr...003/
030725.html
I'm 1/4 white trash, 1/4 drunk, 1/4 crazy and 1/4 German but whatevs.
that sounds like a someone trying to make a nice compromise....
notachance | 06.20.06 - 3:20 pm | #
My daughter is Multi-Racial. What is wrong with that?
a mutt... I'm a European mutt... loves it! Mostly fucking Irish I think... freckles, temper, reddish/brown hair...
my nieces and nephews are multi-racial... I love them... They are such beautiful children - my little oreo's
Notachance - BWAAAAAA! 
LOL!
Both of them need to join a pie or hotdog eating contest...hell, why not enter in both contests!
sassy, you are misunderstanding me. Nothing is wrong with being multi-racial. I was implying that anon was trying to make peace in the debate by postulating she is a little of both.
your daughter is probably gorgeous, most of the multiracial people I know are...
I would say i'm multiracial, but european mutt doesn't quite count, does it....
My daughter is Multi-Racial. What is wrong with that?
Sassy Ass | Homepage | 06.20.06 - 3:31 pm | #
Who are you asking Sassy? I don't think anyone thinks anything is wrong with that, we are just arguing about exactly what race/races Nicole really is. I think multi-racial people are gorgeous!
notachance | 06.20.06 - 3:36 pm | #
Sorry. I miss read your post.
nicole has big legs for someone who's tiny everywhere else.
forgive me for saying this, but I really don't think either one of them are too skinny. I'll dodge all hurled tomatoes thrown my way in 3....
2.....
1......
Misha looks like someone nuked her in a microwave. No meat and totally white. Ritchie looks cute, actually. She may have gained a couple of pounds.
Pageantgal - I agree with you on Mischa. Nicole I guess isn't too skinny either she just looks better with more weight on. Right now she looks kind of like a rat - a cute rat.
eewww, your missing the picture where she is tounging her dog.
Nicole looks better. I think she put on 2.5 lbs. The dog is still the hottest!
Damn. X-rays on the beach. Yuck. This must be the po' man's beach if they are there. Cannes, here I come!
Arriving to a beach near you.. Join the good-life of the 'rich and starved for attention and sun-mummified happily while it lasted' club and become a 'Living Fossil' in the new Anorexic-Jurassic craze taking place in our culture now.. Remember you will truely seldom have any lasting impact on future fashions, but will make a important footnote in history and are briefly and suddenly seen, greatly admired and filmed looking fabulous everywhere and just as suddenly; vanish from popular culture.. except for your slim skeletical remains in a perfectly maintained mumified corpse.
mischa makes nicole look like she is 10,000,000 pounds overweight.
mischa is disgusting...she's skinny fat...yeah she's skinny and all, but she lacks such tone that her body looks totally out of shape....i think nicole looks better now that she's gained a few extra pounds.
It's a rumor about that guy in her dad's band being her real father. She has said numerous times she is black and not hispanic. Why would she lie about that? If you look at her she looks black to me. She's a cute girl, just too skinny.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 06.20.06 - 3:16 pm | #
I agree, she needs to gain just a little weight, like 50 pounds!
I See Dead People
Yeah, she's hot.. if you don't look at her face and like titless women.
Nicole's boobies look like pancakes, flapping in the wind.
Nicole looks cute. I just wish she would eat more. Musculoskeletal Barton looks disgusting. And wtf, who is the caveman with them?
goddamn... star jones, then nicole richie... what is this, the ugliest humans of all time day?
Even the sand looks disgusting in those pics, it looks like such a miserable day.
Her biological father is thought to have been Pete Escovodo, who was a musician and brother to Sheila E.
She has claimed that her biological father was a drummer for Lionel.
In short, her mother was probably as much of a whore as her friend Paris, and it's anybody's guess who her father was.
That's one Sista' that the Black community would gladly hand over to the white community
Tang...That is Mischa's boyfriend, Cisco Adler. Nasty looking, huh?
The dog must be really happy to have walking bones with him.
and why do I forget Nicole is African American....I keep on thinking she just has a kick ass tan.
Wait isnt she?
fiz | 06.20.06 - 2:27 pm | #
Yes, she is biracial. In that last pic, she looks like a Black woman, her features and everything. The tan helps. I was wondering if she straightened and bleached her hair. Well now I can see at her roots the Blackness. This is not racist . I am Black.
Too bad she missed out on a butt tho.
notachance | 06.20.06 - 2:49 pm | #
HER FATHER IS A BLACK "HISPANIC".
triple gross...even coming out of the water cisco still looks unwashed...
Ewww. Stick insects are not attractive.
Fatty
"Fatty"
I wish! I'd love more curves. BF is always telling me to gain ten.
That's one Sista' that the Black community would gladly hand over to the white community
Anonymous | 06.20.06 - 9:19 pm | #
That was good for an am belly laugh.
People need to stop attacking me! I'm really a nice person....
I'm fully aware of "black hispanics" - I see them daily in my clinic population, unfortunately for that arguement, most of them speak only Spanish!
If they get any thinner, they will dissapear...
Nicole looks like Cooked Diarrhea.
Remind me not to check DListed before I eat lunch. First Jim Carrey playing tonsil hockey with Jenny McNasty and now these two looking like discarded chicken wing bones that have been in the landfill since the last Superbowl Sunday. *wretches violently*
If they get any thinner, they will dissapear...
judy
If they both stood sideways
and stuck out their tongues,
they would look like two zippers.
I think that Nicole doesn't look cute or somthin'. I like'd her when she was normal and funny. Now she is with other peoples I don't like.
ewww !
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