On honey. No.
my cooter hurts looking at those shorts. she has to have major cameltoe.
wtf? how is that decent?
she's a HO
If I had legs like that, I'd wear them too. Rock on, Posh!
Just ew. Eeeeew.
Nice legs tho. High heels with shorts, never would have thought of that look.
I bet her cunt reaks...
nice!
That bag weighs more than she does!!!
That last pic looks like she's struggling to get that door open.
didn't kate moss wear this first?
grossss she is so nasty.
her legs look a lil' ripply...
So what's she up to these days? Besides leeching off of David so she can keep up her gallon-a-day botox habit? Bitch is like the UK version of Jocelyn Wildenstein.
SHE LOOKS SO UN CLASSY...NOT EVEN SEXY...HER PLASTIC TAN AND FAKE HO CLOTHES. WHAT IS SHE THINKING
shes gonna have a creamy cooch if she keeps that up
I wouldn't want my mom sporting last year's daisy dukes
didn't kate moss wear this first?
Anonymous | 06.21.06 - 4:59 pm | #
Yep. Only with cowboy boots instead of heels.
She looks like trash as usually but those shoe are definitely sexy.
Eat a two piece bitch. You look like burnt shit. Why is she so damned skinny? Popeyes please adopt this walking skeleton. ASAP.
Wow, nice coochie cutters. 
Come on that is way too skinny.
Now I understand why he cheats' on her. The girls' that he fucks actually have titties and a body to hold on to and suck on. One girl describe him as starving for affection and loves to eat pussy. What is he going to eat on her? Her bones?
fuck, i aint gonna lie. if i had legs like that and shoes like that - i'd wear that shit all damn day! even to church!
Crack Whore.... Crack Whore... don't step on the crack, you'll uh... fall in.. Yea, that's it. You'll fall in.
if she folded those legs behind her head, she could fit into that fuckin bag she's carrying.
bag lady posh.
Those are great legs for a corpse.
Wow I was really typing fast. Misspelled words and everything.
are those pube hairs
LMMFAO@coochie cutters
DISGUSTING
i have to say, she has fucking great legs...*looks down at thunder thighs, wonders how a thin person can even have thunder thighs*
no ass and the shorts look painful and where do the shorts go when she sits down? And is the denim twat knot big?
what the fuck? who are you people kidding with "if i had legs like that..."? her legs are absolutely fucking disgusting
She's hiding MaryKate in that bag!
I don't like this ho or anything, but damn her legs look hot here! And the shoes...sweet!
I like the shoes...
She is the hottest ugly chick I ever saw.
i bet her beefcurtains hang out when she sits down
the shorts could be a little longer, though. and the fuck me heels/ not so much.
Pssst, pick up some Monistat on the way home. Oh and try the new Draino douche, reaches even the toughest clogs.
Grace is soo f'in right...she's too skinny
Is everyone in or associated with Hollywood anorexic?
is it just me, or are her legs like 3 shades lighter than her arms?
the last pic makes her legs look good.I guess sideways she's quite alright.If only she'll smile now and then.
Would it kill her to smile once in a while? Oh wait.. With all that plastic surgery, it probably WOULD!
Her snout is hideous
Wasn't there a shot of her last year in these type of shorts that showed her having a lip-slip?
I bet her turds are the same size as Raisinettes....
Well when you have noassatall you can pretty much wear anything.
Wow, nice coochie cutters.
fo sho | 06.21.06 - 5:01 pm | #
ahahahahaha I haven't heard that little expression in a long time. 
oh don't say that alayna....now she's gonna go lie in the tanning bed for three hours!
i love cut-off jean shorts on women! i'll bet posh looks great from behind. 
yeah, bitch totally had a 'lip slip'.
I mean, put those meat curtains away for the LOVE OF GOD!
i love cut-off jean shorts on women! i'll bet posh looks great from behind.
mpcmike | 06.21.06 - 5:10 pm | #
how is that possible when she doesn't HAVE a behind?
Can you say:
MASSIVE YEAST INFECTION ABOUT TO HAPPEN
yuck.
no ass and the shorts look painful and where do the shorts go when she sits down? And is the denim twat knot big?
Tabatha | 06.21.06 - 5:03 pm | #
OUCH! The very thought makes me cringe, Tabatha.
Butterface.
the only thing decent in that pic is the hermes.
rabbit turds... ahhhhhh
You know you have a problem dressing yourself when your bag is five times the size of your bottoms!
I bet her purse weighs more than her!
I bet her turds are the same size as Raisinettes....
Gary Coleman | Homepage | 06.21.06 - 5:06
LOL
I bet her next fashion statement will be seal-a-meals.
Morticia | Homepage | 06.21.06 - 5:01 pm | #
yup!
Aren't Birkin bags so 2005?
And seriously, why is no one addressing the vest-worn-as-a-shirt?!!
Hmm... going out on a limb here but it seems she wants to be noticed - ya think??
Stoney...I'm with you. I think that went out in 89-90.
I will say her shoes are good though.
kupkake | 06.21.06 - 5:17 pm | #
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Nooooooooooo...Ya think????
Aren't Birkin bags so 2005?
Big Toe | 06.21.06 - 5:16 pm | #
yes but at least it covers her no-ass, which I DO NOT want to see.
I wish I had her legs though...
This woman has serious issues. Did anyone see the wedding picture of her the other day with short hair? She was cute and average looking.
Now she is mega slut, attention horder, which is fine, but she does have young children and this makes me sad. Kids learn from what we do, not what we say.
Oh well, to each his own. You live by the sword you die by the sword. Her behavior and style of dress scream low self esteem, not high.
She's got le-gs
She knows how to use them
- ZZ Top
I would most definitely hit that...HARD.
But in order to have her legs you have to have all the rest of her too. For a day maybe then I'd puke whenever I looked at my plastic self in th mirror. Where is the personality with this woman, besides in the images?
breathing air | 06.21.06 - 5:22 pm | #
I agree. I would be extremely uncomfortable showing off that much.
I look forward to watching all these women with body issues age. Even with all their eventual plastic surgery and trainers it will be like Chinese water torture. It is always worst for those who flant their looks. Subconsciously they think this is all the have and how they reign over others and where their power comes from. It will be too sad.
I think she accidentally put on one of her boys shorts?
YUCK!!! Someone give this bitch a double cheeseburger and fries - stat!
That's not sexy at all.
She looks EXACTLY like one of the "Dawn" dolls I had when I was little. Do you remember how their feet were made for high heels and they were SO TINY?
Also, somebody send her some Monistat, STAT!
Beef
those shorts are too tight...
i wonder how hercooter must feel everytime she takes a seat????
I'm not thinking about her personality. I'm imagining all the different ways I can get those legs wrapped around me.
But then I'm just a slut.
Anonymous | 06.21.06 - 5:28 pm | #
We all are..
OMG, like honestly YOU ALL need a life like right now. How obvious can you guys be in the sense of trashing Posh on how she looks. mmm but then again I really can't blame you idiots...after all she is rich, beautiful and married to the sexiest man alive, hence Beckham. Alas everything you guys had written above are bullocks.
LOVE THE BLUE BIRKIN! SHE HAS SO MANY OF THEM...I'M JEALOUS!
She is the hottest ugly chick I ever saw.
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 06.21.06 -
Uh . . . I think you need to get out more 
She would probably be stunning if she would put 10-15 pounds of weight on. It would make those melon boobs look a little more natural and her legs would fill in a little and not look so scary.
POSH IS ONE SEXY BITCH YOU BITCHES WISH YOU COULD ROCK A HERMES AND JEAN DUKES SUCH A HOTTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S. | 06.21.06 - 5:29 pm | #
You are right, her husband is hot, she's rich....so we will continue to bash her cuz we can.
Have a good day. Thank you for calling.
beautiful? I'd re-think that S.
What the whore?!?!
pageantgal/mynameisnotWHITNEY | Homepage | 06.21.06 -
Dayum! I go off to "crunk and disorderly" for 20 mins, I come back and you are a "ghetto socialite" with a five head, who looks like a 40 year old. I've obviously been drinking too much shamparlay and alize, 'cos that is not the "Whitney" that I know and love.
anon WISHES she was as hot and smart as you, with her bitter illiterate ass.
Joking aside, sorry that you were psycho bait this evening. Morticia stuck up for you like a true Scorpio bitch, but I wouldn't go back in that thread. It's like Watts and Compton all over again.......
nice legs!
I'll give her credit for having nice legs....but she looks pretty slutty with the ultra tight and short hooch cut-offs.
And the bag is enormous! What the hell has she got in there? The bag is comprised of more material than her shorts. And I agree with Big Toe..Birkin bags are last season. Come on Posh, waste more of Becks hard earned money on some new handbags!
Beck's cute bum was on display yesterday during England vs Sweden game. Love his blue shoes.
i would KILL for those legs...arghh
Scorpio Shamparlay | Homepage | 06.21.06 - 5:36 pm | #
Shit I was missing you about 30 minutes ago! Look here, I seriously don't give a shit if my head is the size of a hydrocephalics, I can sleep at night knowing that I am not racist or cruel. (well, Posh Spice the exception, but I digress).
She is nasty.... She is soo skinny it looks like shes going to fall over... GROSS
I don't care how wealthy you are, going out in public with your fannyflaps hanging out of your shorts is not "posh", Posh!
Of course she has an out of season bag! Duh! Posh is a Chav. They follow trends, they don't set them. Chavs have no taste other than that which is instantly recognisable as being expensive ie covered in logos etc, or already been worn to death and abandoned by the fashionistas. They do not have the fashion savvy or the confidence to dress any other way.
And that outfit was waaay hotter when Kate Moss wore it well over a year ago.
mmmmmmm!! trophywifelicious!!!
He back and her ass are one!
Fanny flaps is RIGHT!
pageantgal/mynameisnotWHITNEY | Homepage | 06.21.06 - 5:42
I have seen all your photos and you are the hotness, as is your lovely boyf ! You have a great job and you are witty and smart. (I loved what you wrote; "I am not my hair ")
anon probably touches herself whilst reading "mein kampf", falls asleep alone listening to "lamb and lynx" and wakes up with a can of Pabst blue ribbon in her sweaty paws. Pfft, snuh and meh!
All I see is that awesome Birkin. Bitch has 'em in every color of the rainbow. Her collection could pay for my house.
I'll admit it, I'd do her. And she'd love it.
But I'd only do it once. No more.
i like her bags but i really prefer the vintage ones...
her shoes are nice...i wish i could walk on those without killing myself!!!!
Aren't Birkin bags so 2005?
At $10,000.00 a bag I don't think they will ever go out of style! She has like 10 of them too!
Not only does she never smile, she's a mouth breather.
She's a mouth breather?
Nevermind then.
Or wait. I'd do her if she wore a bag on her head. And didn't speak.
There.
Say what you will about the hussy... she's got some legs on her.
Give it a rest, Vicki. NO ONE wants to see your spider legs!
she has sooooo much shit done to her face....it's painful to look at.
nice legs tho
She is the definition of Euro trash. It puzzles me why with all her dirty money she can't get a decent wig? That chlorine green on brown look just doesn't cut it. But maybe she's trying to take away attention from her pig snout. Trotter - that's what I'm gonna call her from now on.
Okay - how seriously not with it am I - what is a mouth breather Deb and how can you tell?
She's like Planet of the Apes now. Like if one of the chimps decided to do the sexy and was all hot for Charleton Heston.
Damn she dresses like a whore.
Her head's too big for her body and she's had so much work done, she looks 40.
That's a yeastie beastie waiting to happen........
Who the fuck wears heels with denim cut off cootchy cutters??
I don't think her legs look good either ... WAAAAAY too skinny ... makes me think of bug legs or something. ew.
Ok the idiot who said Hermes Birkin(that Posh is rocking)is 2005.Never heard about fashion or Hermes.
You people are fucking insane.Herems bags are classic and they never go out of season they are always in.I honestly cant stop laughing at an idots comment about her not being able to buy a newer bag and because she is carrying Herems that makes a chav! Its HERMES idiots look it up!!!
And to think you are commeting on her outfit!HILARIOUS!
*yawn*
Great legs, although they're getting a little bit too thin.
Now if we can only persuade her that it was not a good idea to buy Jessica Simpson's Daisy Dukes, chop them in 2 b.c. Jessica's twice as wide, and then wear them out of the house....
She looks like someone who thinks they're a high-class ho. In reality, high class ho's dress better than this chav twat.
I think Hermes will start distancing itself from Posh the same way that Cristal is distancing itself from hip-hop.
I suddenly don't want a Birkin as much anymore.
Seriously, if I had a body and legs like that, I'd wear 'em, too. Go on with your scrawny self, Posh.
Birkins are classic bags you ignorant fucktards.
She's still a Chav though, just a slightly better class of one because she has more money.
True what someone said about Chavs slavishly following trends and not setting them. They want to scream out "I have money!" like wiggers and ghetto fabulous fuckers in the US do.
Kiki please like you could afford it,bitch!! You made me laugh!Thanks!
I've always considered her Fug Spice, but I swear she just gets worse and worse and worse.
ok i cant even hate cuz girl got some nice legs
shes tryin to look like kate moss, shes got no style
She has the hottest legs in showbiz!They are just amazing!
moose knuckle.
my mom used to dress like that when I was little too
I think she looks GREAT! I really do. She has a banging body. ('cept the implants are just 1 size too big).
I have NEVA seen anyone rock daisy dukes (shorts) and a Hermes Birken bag!
She may be skinny but she's toned...hot damn...me likey!
Okay - how seriously not with it am I - what is a mouth breather Deb and how can you tell?
Mango Pie | 06.21.06 - 6:20 pm | #
Hi Mango. A mouth breather is someone who breathes more out of their mouth then their nose. With that tiny pig-snout, it's no wonder. You never see pics of Mrs. Beckham smiling, nor do you see her mouth closed. I therefore concluded that she was breathing through her mouth. It doesn't make one look very intelligent.
Well i read she has this really hot personnal trainer that all celebs want to get their hands on.There was a story that Gwenyth Paltrow wanted to steal him from Posh by offerenig him more money but he said no thank you.
Five bucks says she has serious camel-toe...
WTF?!!
Valerie, Anyone, What are her kids names? Romeo, Brooklyn, I forget the third child.
GO YANKEES 
She makes Hooker-chic look so effortless!
OakRaiderFan | 06.21.06 - 8:28 pm | #
i think it's Cruz
Oak the third kids name is CRUZ!
She's got le-gs
She knows how to use them
- ZZ Top
brent | 06.21.06 - 5:21 pm | #
Grr... Like I really needed to have that song stuck in my head. 
Thanks a lot, brent!
Romeo, Brooklyn and Cruz? Oh, how delightfully *chavtastic*!
I think the names of their kids are great and pretty normal comparing to other celebs kids names out there!
I guess for people like Mamma Roux everybody is chav!
she and Mariah must shop at the same stores! And they buy the same size too!
Valerie, vanina, THANKS
GO YANKEES
Parissucks you need to get your vision checked Victoria and Mariah have nothing in common not even clothes.While Victoria can pull off her shorts and all other outfits with panache Mariah cant even wear her shit.Your comparison and comment is laughauble!
She always manages to look like a streetwalker, no matter what she does.
Wow. I wonder what it's like to carry a big bag and shop all day.
I kind of like Posh and her ultra-spoiled ass. You know you are the bomb when you can hire people to open your Christmas presents!! She looks cute here. Waaaaaay better than her wedding picture. Blech.
Tag Wei Dong i think there is no denying that she is not a great beauty.Even she always says that in her interviews.Last time she said she never claimed to be beautiful and that she is pretty avreage and has to work it.And work she does!
I mean thats why i like her,she looks snobish and pretentious but in her interviews the bitch is honest and tells it as it is!
And congratulate her for that.We would never hear Paris or anyother famous ho say that!
ANy nannies out there, with meat on their bones, that I can fuck?
You are so not funny you are saad!
She has the body to pull the look off but she's too old for it (and it looks skanky anyway).
If her thighs we just a tiny bit fuller and softer I would say the legs were up there with Marlene Dietrich's.
Definitely better than Mariahs.
She just always looks so hard and unforgiving, bored or disinterested, just plain ol' unhappy .
Grimmer you are genious i always thought about her legs and couldnt remember on whos they remind me.Yes her legs are almost as fabolous as Dietrichs!
Grimer she just said that in last months documentary.SHE SAID:"I ALWAYS LOOK LIKE A MISERABLE COW IN PAPARAZZI PHOTOS"but that is not who i am.I think she has the point some people just look as if they are always unhappy!
She's like one of those chocolate easter bunnies.... tastey looking on the outside, completely hollow on the inside.
I think she has the point some people just look as if they are always unhappy!
Valerie | Homepage | 06.21.06 - 10:22 pm | #
People have told me that very thing when I'm in the happiest of moods.... not so much these last couple years, just when I was married to my first husband-thing.
i wish i had her money to get all of my callouses buffed off of me and then wax me up!
She still belives ha,ha,ha honestly some people just always look serious and strict.You cant judge the book by its cover!
Be honest...you thought she was a hooker, too.
She looks amazing in that outfit and i dont think she is too old or that she shouldnt wear it because she has kids.For gods sake we live in 2007 and not in 1987.With her body she should wear them all the time until she cant no more!
Margaret Honey hookers dont have 15,000$ bags and Christian Louboutin shoes not even the high class hokers!
Her body seems very fit, hopefully she's doing it the healthy way for the sake of her family.
my cooter hurts looking at those shorts. she has to have major cameltoe.
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 06.21.06 - 4:57 pm
Mine hurts looking at the shoes....! My feet hurt, too.
You are so not funny you are saad!
Valerie | Homepage | 06.21.06 - 9:47 pm
Posh! Is that you?
That cooter chip on that cyborg is totally going to melt and she is going to freeze midframe.
Valerie | Homepage | 06.21.06 - 8:58 pm | #
Oh, hush, Valerie. Lighten up, will ya? We're all entitled to our opinions. It's all good. And, anyway, my comment was pretty damn tongue-in-cheek. I guess you didn't pick up on that, though...which is understandable 'cause that type of thing doesn't always translate on the internet. You don't have to jump down my throat just because I may not personally care for something to do with your precious Posh. So now I think everyone is a chav? Oh brother!
Valerie | Homepage | 06.21.06 - 10:38 pm | #
OMG, you live in the future? Tell us what it's like in 2007, Valerie. :D
isn't this bag, like, way over?
That's hideous.
Ass hanging out shorts, fuck-me pumps, zero body fat so her legs look like sinew and bone.
Yikes!!!
What is a beefcurtin?
I remember this quote by some guy who wanted to kiss Victoria as courtesy, but almost missed her due to her size.
I think she's a "never nude" ...???
Hell to the NO
yeast infection spice
ForeignGuy, I think a beef curtain means vagina. EW.
i don't care what she wears, she is hot. she has attitude.
Is that bag the famous Birken bag? If so, I can't figure out the big deal about it in the fashionista world. Posh looks like she is dragging around a carry-on bag before she boards her flight to Ibiza.
Why are women lugging around this big ass purses? People like Posh only need a receptable for a tampon or two, a lipstick, and a compact. Her minions will cough up the bucks for a salad at Pret a Manger.
SHE MUST NOT BE EATING
She suffers greatly with bizzare fashion for the lifted morale of the Football team.. ah, what a woman.
i hate to say this but her legs look amazing....but booty cutter shorts look good on no one...and with sky high heels...please....although she appears to be moving at a good clip on those things...
I like her legs.
She can wear wat she wnts wen shes in Germany supportin her hubby n the rest of th ENGLAND team!
Its amazing what being surrounded by younger footballers wives and girlfriends will force you to do. Great legs, fabulous shoes - mind you we can all look like that, if we stopped eating and having a nip and tuck everytime we gave birth.
anyone else notice she forgot to spread the self tanner from her arms to her legs? I she was the inspiration for the stick figure drawing.
Very Posh!
Mamma Roux
Its 2006 I meant 2007
Sorry yeah you have right to your opinion!
She looks great. I guess confort is out the window for her. How does she walk around on those high shoes all the time? I'm a sweats and flip flop girl.
Oh how does Beckham have sex with that vile tranny.
She's just so FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!
Frankie for Victoria Beckham its always fashion over confort! Her life is one long runway hence the shoes!
This is Posh's Dukes of Hazzard Phase. And she has great legs. They look just like my skinny little 6 yr old girls'.
Oh dahling! Hide those bunions and hammer toes! Close toed shoes please!
If that doesn't give her cootchi itch
If she was wearing cute flat sandals and the shorts were 1" longer, she would look fine.
Those shoes look like instruments of torture.
This woman is screaming for help!
Bitch needs to eat, stop with the sun and cover herself up. YUCK!
Birken bags are OVER and she her balls are hanging out of her shorts!!!! Nice legs...
G R E A T legs, honey, jus great
She is just simply a very ugly woman. That nasty pug nose makes her look more anamalistic, especially with that bobble-head atop that creepy over-toned fat-free body. She was never pretty, but now she's just ugly. My daughter thought she was a man. Yuck.
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She is simply fabolous!There is no one like her!
she's a 'butterface'.
SHE IS FABOLOUS!!!!
ForeignGuy, I think a beef curtain means vagina. EW.
Tang Wei Dong | 06.22.06 - 1:32 am | #
Tang, you are a sort of right. It means the big fat old labias! So it's two beef curtains, not one.
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It's not "bullocks" It's "bollocks"
And yeah, except for the face and for being too old to wear this crap, she is rockin'!
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