Photoshopped for sure!
hmm either way she's still ugly
snuh
i wonder what she did with the diamond she took out of her nose
Yes, and now she looks mildly retarded.
The glasses are just hiding the bump in her nose - hopefully she kept the old honker!
WOW - from the side her face looks almost completely flat now!
Hmmm that pic on the right doesn't even look like her. It looks like the front of her face is shaved off including her honker!
If she did I hope she kept the receipt. That shit looks a hot mess.
hell yeah that honker got a new honker.
I hope the Simpson bitches fuck up their faces so badly trying to out plastic each other. 
SHE GO RID OF THE SCHNOZ!
The glasses are just hiding the bump in her nose -
Anonymous | 06.23.06 - 1:30 pm | #
I agree
"Yes, and now she looks mildly retarded.
K | 06.23.06 - 1:30 pm | # "
haha. exactly.
Oh, I hope not! That schnoz gives her (much needed) character.
photoshop
downgrade
No it looks the same. Like Michael Jackson's.
ACK! She's slowly turning into Michael Jackson. The Simpson freak show continues...
She's already had one nose job for the bottom of her nose... now it looks like she's had a second NJ to remove the bump from the bridge of her nose. When is she going to stop with the plastic surgery??
btw, I just heard a clip of her new single Public Affair (she's trying to copy Kylie Minogue). It's a lame attempt at a pop song and sounds like something a 12 year old would like.
Looks different to me, but I would guess no since we just saw her the other day with longwhoria with the old nose.
She also seems to be sporting a 'stache in the post op picture.
Why the hell wouldn't she. She's gotten a new everything else!
i think it's just the sunglasses
btw, I just heard a clip of her new single Public Affair (she's trying to copy Kylie Minogue). It's a lame attempt at a pop song and sounds like something a 12 year old would like.
kupkake | 06.23.06 - 1:35 pm | #
She is going to get BITCH slapped with a lawsuit by madonna. Hello? 1984 called and wants its "Holiday" song back. That piece of shit totally ripped Madge off.
No it looks the same. Like Michael Jackson's.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 1:33 pm | #
Ditto that thought
The smaller nose is less likely to get in the way when she tongue-punches my dirt-star...
The background music of her new song sounds like Madonna's Holiday song!(http://www.jessicasimpson.com/)
wake me when she gets a new brain
I hate Jessica Simpson but I pray that is photoshopped... Otherwise she looks straight up like Michael Jackson.
I'm going to say no...
my guess is its photoshopped. Although if she did, this is clearly the biggest case of sibling rivalry in hollywood history...they need to stop now!! before they seriously do damage...
Same shit, she was just probably getting the old dettachable nose fixed, then she put it back on. what's the big deal, if Michael Jackson can do it, so can she.
WHO MAKES THESE SUNGLASSES? they would look better on me
Check her daddy's anal cavity for the rest of her nose.
what an idiot! WTF is wrong with these girls????????????
I'm hoping somebody punched her.
I hope that picture has been photoshopped or something, because that nose is frightening...She needs to just leave her face alone.
And I also heard her new song...it plays on her site, jessicasimpson.com.
She's got the LaToya Jackson shnozz happening.
i read that asslee's concert tickets were selling for $1.oo apiece. soon jessica's movie/music career will be at that level as well.
Hey Betsy! Is that a rabbit or a rodent in your avatar?
Is that her? if it is hell yeah she did smaller then asslee nose. That hooker got a new honker for sure 
Ken Paves probably clocked her in the face when she tried to caress his skin flute.
Damn you guys are fast!
Not again?!
From that angle it looks like she got the Michael Jackson Special.
Mousie | 06.23.06 - 1:43 pm | #
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That Hamtro
it's hard to tell when her glasses are big enough to use as a sun blocker for a windshield.
FOUND IT! MARC JACOBS sunglasses. I need it
http://www.eluxury.com/browse/pr...&
SectionID=9000
Maybe she made Ashlee get a nose job first...to make sure the doctor wasn't a butcher. I mean, I'm sure Papa Joe would rather see Ashlee get a botched nose job and not Jessica. We all know he loves her more.
1:30 = Beer:30 right?????
Wow, I was just on jessicasimpson.com and that is ABSOLUTELY a rip-off of Holiday, no doubt about it. I hope she paid Madonna.
This pig looks like a prime candidate for labia reduction surgery. It's about time to cut away a few layers from that nasty gash.
is plastic surgery going to make her any more talented? i think not. go away and make room for someone that might actually have something to offer, jessica, your 15 minutes are up. 
In the second pic, it looks like her nose fell off....a la "Michael Jackson"
Yes
I'm hoping somebody punched her.
Maybe she got into a fight with one of Nick's 'women'...
read that asslee's concert tickets were selling for $1.oo apiece.
thats sad!! But I didn't think this tour would do that good...did she do that well in album sells??
And I also heard her new song...it plays on her site, jessicasimpson.com.
The new song isn't that bad, in my opinion. Sounds like her usual stuff.
i read that asslee's concert tickets were selling for $1.oo apiece. soon jessica's movie/music career will be at that level as well.
mpcmike | 06.23.06 - 1:42 pm | #
And I still don't know anyone who would waste the money on it.
She should have fixed that butthole chin instead.
1:30 = Beer:30 right?????
bitch'in makes life fun
Works for me.
That Hamtro
bitch'in makes life fun | 06.23.06 - 1:45 pm
What in hell is that?
Fancy! Your cooter names still had me laffing this morning!
flat faced skank
She's a busted jizzhole.
Mousie HAHA!!
Looks like it's a camera angle or the sunglasses covering up her nose bump--or at least I hope so. She's so flat-faced in the picture, that it looks abnormal.
Both Simpsons have new noses.
jennifer: I'm waiting for 4:20!
Mousie | 06.23.06 - 1:52 pm | #
Hamtaro=Japanese cartoon hamster.
The only thing I'd pay to see this hag do is take a shit out of her chin. Assface.
Reminds me of what they did to Aztec babies: Used a board to make their foreheads and noses flat. Hey did someone smack her with a 2x4?
how will she snort coke now. through her jizz hole?
her new single is out on her web site. ITS SOOO LAME!!! TEAM NICK!!!!!!!
I'm waiting for 4:20!
MizRo
My favorite time of the day!
standard JAP nosejob...the bob
but, y'know, she makes great tabloid fodder, she should just concentrate on stealing the spotlight from parasite and anorexicole and be content with that.
Shouldn't she be getting a new brain?
Nick can stuff my jizzhole all he wants.
so, is she going to deny it too?
She needed more room to puff up her lips.. just a minor space adjustment
Mousie | 06.23.06 - 1:52 pm | #
Hamtaro=Japanese cartoon hamster.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 1:53 pm | #
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THANKS BLUE!! My daughter use to watch that show it was cute...My youngest son plays the gameboy game of it.
Would run in the family to be sure.
She should have fixed that butthole chin instead.
StoneyBaloney
Where would Papa Joe blow his little squeeze cheese load then?
Shouldn't she be getting a new brain?
neelyo | 06.23.06 - 1:55 pm | #
The great and powerful Oz couldn't help her with that one.
if she got her nose done recently it's not the first one. Go back to her EARLY pics.
That photo was taken with a fisheye lens -- look at the brick pattern behind her head.
Insert witty "fisheye" comment here.
Why don't these showw biz types just leave their noses alone & take some acting & music lessons!
Looks like some smashed her nose or she overdosed on coke . . . again!
jennifer
Would you let Nick shit on your chest?
for real?
just saw your post LA! yeah, this would be AGAIN
Um, as much as I hated typing jessicasimpson.com in my browser, I'm glad I did 'cause now I know what you guys were saying about how it sounds like Holiday. It might as well be the SAME FUCKING SONG! Jezus!
I wonder if hse got her asshole I mean dirt star bleached too
Would you let Nick shit on your chest?
curious
No skat for me, thanks.
It could be those big, ugly glasses thats taken up her whole nose and face. As far as her new song...It sucks. It sounds like Madonna's Holiday. I can't tell what era it is suppose to in, 70's, 80's or 90's. So tired of her.
Her nose probably collapsed in on itself from all of the booger sugar.
I'll give her MY honker...
(and by 'Honker' I mean 'Penis')
Looking at these pictures, YES. However, it could be some weird lighting or another person or something. I need at least one more photo.
omg it looks like she ran into a wall and squashed her face...or it could be the ridiculously huge sunglasses. they are all gonna clone into Jone rivers.
omg it does sound like a cross between madonna and parisite ....*rolls eyes shakes head pounds beer*
Another sad example of someone's face being smashed off a headboard. Joe's gonna go broke fixing he and his daughter's sexual follies.
what is the oooooh o ohhhhhh oh ripped from at the end of the song???
I went to her site.
*gun shot.
Did you check out the cover? It has her BFF Ken paves and Cacee Cobb on front. That's about the only 2 friends she has left.
If she did get a nose job congrats to her. She now looks like she has Down's Syndrome.
...and they're paid!
She looks like the lil chick from Poltergiest...creep
what is the oooooh o ohhhhhh oh ripped from at the end of the song???
bitch'in makes life fun | 06.23.06 - 2:04 pm |
Kinda sounds like it's 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough'
If I go to her site, will I make it back still intelligent?
what is the oooooh o ohhhhhh oh ripped from at the end of the song???
bitch'in makes life fun | 06.23.06 - 2:04 pm |
Kinda sounds like it's 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough'
fo sho | 06.23.06 - 2:07 pm | #
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YES YES YES THAT'S FUCKING IT !!!!
THANK YOU was forcing my self to replay it so i could figure it out!!
LOL @ poofy pants. Yeah guess I wouldn't consider them a friend then. Ken definitely isn't a friend because a friend would not let her go out with hair like that. She has daddy who is her friend. I wonder is Ash still likes her. But oh they are getting paid also. Don't know? Vanessa was a friend but now she is sleeping with her left overs.
Hope not - unlike her sissy - her nose actually fit her face!
If I go to her site, will I make it back still intelligent?
Mousie | 06.23.06 - 2:09 pm | #
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Take the bong with you mousie or a drink 1
Kinda sounds like it's 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough'
fo sho | 06.23.06 - 2:07 pm | #
Lord, don't mention that song. When I was in labor with my daughter I had heard it somewhere earlier and had it stuck in my head on an endless loop.
She's trying to look like her idol, Angelina.
flat face kinda
bitch'in makes life fun | 06.23.06 - 2:10 pm |
No prob, bitchin'. Glad I saved you from enduring even more torture!
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 2:11 pm |
LOL, sounds like it added to the pain? Everytime I hear that song, I think of the Designing Women episode where their friend was being abused and the women did the song for the talent show. 
Vanessa is hooked up with Derek Jeter.
I heard she was back with Lachey. Who knows they change men more than they do their panties.
LOL, sounds like it added to the pain? Everytime I hear that song, I think of the Designing Women episode where their friend was being abused and the women did the song for the talent show.
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yes i remember that and suzanne put on the black face make-up. That was funny as shit
She looks kind of like Rocky Dennis in the nose job picture....
LOL, sounds like it added to the pain? Everytime I hear that song, I think of the Designing Women episode where their friend was being abused and the women did the song for the talent show.
fo sho | 06.23.06 - 2:15 pm | #
LOL, sounds like it added to the pain? Everytime I hear that song, I think of the Designing Women episode where their friend was being abused and the women did the song for the talent show.
fo sho | 06.23.06 - 2:15 pm | #
SHIT! That's where I'd heard it!
Who knows they change men more than they do their panties.
snoopy
true dat.
downgrade, for sure.
If I go to her site, will I make it back still intelligent?
Mousie | 06.23.06 - 2:09 pm | #
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
doubt it.
I liked her bump.
it's sad to watch first season of newlyweds when she was actually pretty. everything she's had done to her face at her age is unfathomable to me. We're the same age, and I can't imagine doing all that shit. If anything it's a good lesson for us all- don't play with your face- you'll look worse.
Is that even her? Chin looks totally different to me?
yeah!!! is that her???
well, we sure will find out soon!!!!
that is not her... that's her with Michael Jackson's nose maybe.. whatever....
I wonder how long it will take till first Hollywood-Beauty shows up without nose. I mean that thing is basically useless and seems nobody's happy with the one he's got. Oh wait then there will be no place to put the Gucci Sunglasses.
If she did, she has a SERIOUS case of Body Dysmorphic Disorder...she needs a psychiatrist , not a Plastic Surgeon.
Oh please she is wearing sunglasses so how can you tell.This is too stupid even for you M.K slow day-much!
please tell me this is photoshopped.
Very Micheal Jackson-esque.
that is totally photochopped. plus look at the weird angle of the wall behind her. just doesn't make any sense structurally.
this is how MJ got started.
a new brain would have been better, unless she thinks with her dick of course
I think the glasses are too big to tell anything...
EWWWWW I hope not, that 2nd pic is real nasty... worst nose ever.
She was probably pissed at her face and cut her nose off out of spite.
It looks like she ran into a brick wall while the clay was still wet.
Looks like a MJ nose!!!
Ye Olde Shoppe of Photos
Look at her Maxim cover. Looks like she had a nosejob before she even shot that. There is no bump on the bridge of her nose.
I think she has let "Hollywood Mentality" take her over. Hence the nose job and dumping a great guy that truly loved her. Now she's going to be just another Hollywood hooker.
I don't think that's Jessica Simpson.
If the bitch ever set near a knife she'd be a retard. Bitch is gorgeous naturally, as much as it kills me to say it.
That AFTER pic isn't Jessica Simpson
Who cares about the nose, what about that SONG? It is the worst piece of crap I have EVER heard. I know she and Paris share the same lame producer. Where did they find him, the 80's? I suddenly have an urge to count my Garbage Pail Kids and play with my gigantic charm necklace. Gotta go, Kids Incorporated is on!
that is so not Jessica...when would she have had time to get a nose job, the paps are on her every moment of everyday and she has been at a lot of high profile events lately
Oh shit! If that pic is real, she looks like she's pulled a Michael Jackson on her nose. The profile reminds me of Rocky from 'Mask'.
lol mj2
Must have been a 2-for-1 sale.
That can't be real!
How about comparing these photos:
1. Jessica when she was a teenager;
http://cdn-channels.netscape.com...simpson/
lg1.jpg
http://www.iballer.com/divas/sim...ges/
s14_jpg.jpg
http://www.worth1000.com/web/med...on-
original.jpg
2. Jessica as a 20-something year old;
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/
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http://www.iballer.com/divas/sim...ges/
s14_jpg.jpg
http://www.sitevip.net/jessica_s...s/index-
img.jpg
http://vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/...ca-
Simpson3.jpg
What do you think she's done, if anything?
Personally I think her nose is different. I think the point at the end is now up whereas before it pointed down. I also think she had the bump shaved down in the middle(like Ashlee did). And to me her chin looks more prominent.
But that's just what I think and what do I know? lol.
She looks like a Whiter LaToya Jackson...Oh Gawsh...this is how it started with the Jackson family!! Stop now Simpsons!!
totally photoshopped, I hope! or she looks like michael Jackson!
God, this whore looks like such a tranny.
OMG she looks like she ran headon into a parked car!!
her lips stick out further than her nose!
I, too, think it's the glasses. But I also think she looks more like Tori Spelling in that "after" pic, and that is NEVER a good thing.
her nose looks....odd
oh no! lo toya simpson!
I'd only save Jessica Simpson's life if she had a cure for Krypton...
Is that woman even Jessica Simpson? It looks like a completely different person there. Indeed her face looks flat and where's her pointy chin? I'm perplexed here.
I'm long over her.
She looks like Rocky in the "mask"
Serious photoshop or chop-chop on the nose. Her face has a concave look...not flattering, I don't care WHO that is!
The smaller nose is less likely to get in the way when she tongue-punches my dirt-star...
Gary Coleman | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 1:38 pm | #
EWWWWW, just, EWWWWW. Chestica Simpson tongue-punching Gary Coleman's dirt-star? I think I'm going to vomit now.
If that's not photoshopped, well, then now she looks like Vanessa Ferlito.
http://www.celebritywonder.com/
e..._vanessa_11.jpg
Ewwww
denisse | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 4:37 pm | #
I don't think anyone wants the shirts. Damn.
Thanks for the link johnnie. I think she had a nose job (at least) already, too.
That doesn't even look like her. Check out the chin... not her!
I thought she was Latoya Jackson with that nose. Hee! Hee! Hee!
yes, it looks like she did. Hope it doesn't affect (either sister)'s ahem,*cough* singing cough*.
I'm sorry but her and her sister can't sing for the life of them and I find her acting talent not there. So on another note looks like her and her sister have become quite fond of the knife. I wonder if Daddy Joe picked out the nose and stayed in during the breast exams lol!
papa joe should get his beak fixed
Eww...she's now reminding me of Michael Jackson. I didn't like her before and definately not now. Ugh....they are going to be like the next Jackson family or something like that. Alternating their look to be so-called "perfect". News flash, there is no way to get close to perfect. I think accepting one's looks is what one has to do and if they get caught in the media, don't let it get to you!!! You can't be outspoken if you follow. You have to lead and hopefully others will notice.
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