it makes her look like her aunt ?Keith
A whore is a whore is a whore.
She still looks like a skank.
She still looks like a skank.
You would think she could afford a better wig. It looks almost as bad as Rihanna's on So You Think You Can Dance last night.
If dark hair makes you smarter, then my dirt-star is a genius!
Is there anywhere this cunt doesn't go?
i love dark dark hair. it's so much more mysterious and brooding.
but Paris should go more natural...like, with a dick in her mouth.
It may make her look smarter, but it does not help her nose to look any less big, ugly & hooked.
LOL Morticia totally! Darker hair is usually so much sexier and more of a sensual look...but somehow, this ho looks even less attractive than she usually does. Goo.
Who? What? Someone please tell me why she is worthy to breathe our air. Please?!?
Dark hair looks great on some people, and some people (Paris, Britney, etc.) should stay away from it.
Gee the same day people are buzzing about Brittany having dark hair here cums sleaze with her dark hair afraid of losing your publicity quota for the day
London can fucking keep this cunt blister
She heard Britney went darker and didn't want anyone stealing her limelight.
If you're a billionare, couldn't you find more REALISTIC wigs???!!!
dark hair is sultry but that just screams FAKE!
but it IS parisite....
OK, now she just looks frightening.
I'm really tired of looking at this sad excuse for women.
London can fucking keep this cunt blister
KitKat hates cunts in wigs | 06.23.06 - 5:06 pm | #
Oh no, you don't ! I knew the air quality was fucked up today, take her back!
It's not a wig. It's her soul oozing out of her pores.
With all her money, couldn't she have bought a better looking wig?
Kit Kat you keep what belongs to you.We'll stick with ours.
She actually looks like a mannequin.
I am amazed at the amount of publicity she gets. When will it stop? SOOOOOO sick of seeing her.
it looks good but blonde looks better on her
Somebody emailed me this thread "nice"
http://www.haloscan.com/comments...00020934151219/
Mizro let it go, who's the nut?
Hi Jean! Great game huh? Those Brazilians are killers! 
I would pay to see HoHan rip it off in a bitch fight on Springer!!
Scorpio Shamparlay | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 5:08 pm | #
Kit Kat you keep what belongs to you.We'll stick with ours.
Jean
oh we Americans are so fucking ashamed of her dammit, thats why we are trying to pawn her off to any cuntry that will take her!
TAKE HER! Some fucked up nation needs to keep her as a token.
That chick that Paris is hanging out with nowadays looks even more smug than she does.
cuntry!! HAHAHHA!
yeah, i'd pay to see that on pay-per-view!!!
paris getting slapped around by blohan!
Why do they both have their nasty ass tongues hanging out?
it works on Brit but NOT on Paris--she's way too fug!
Why do they both have their nasty ass tongues hanging out?
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 5:14 pm |
Because they are swollen from dick sucking
So Paris is now trying to be Brit- Brti?
Wha?
wTF is everyone showing up with black hair? Paris, you nasty, nasty ho bag.
I'd say London can keep her, but what did London ever do to deserve this twat?
So Paris is now trying to be Brit- Brti?
Wha?
Anonymous | 06.23.06 - 5:16 pm | #
Trying to class it up I guess
christine cock garage
Noone deserves her. Send her to outerspace.
Motherfuck! Bad enuff she gave blondes a bad name, now she's rocking brunette? Fuck, as a redhead, I suddenly feel the need to colour my hair green!
stupid glasses.
Mousie | 06.23.06 - 5:18 pm | #
This bitch better not go red. We've already had to suffer through Chestica doing it.
is it the end of August yet?
Guess what I got in the mail yesterday????
Maxim with Chesticas fat ass head on the front. YUCK!!
^^ Making us look bad, that is. *Pats red locks*
Fancy, good thinking!
prepare to launch.... ten, nine, eight, seven
Mousie check your e
Goodnight hootchies! Have a good weekend! *waving*
Bye Fo Sho!
FANCY we got ours today with Jester-ca on the cover and i didnt throw it away at the post office, i was ashamed our address was on it!
KitKat I sooo wanted to throw it away.
Bye FoSho!!
i dont understand why people with all the money in the world where these cheap-ass looking wigs!
She actually looks like that star groupie, Caroline D'Amour, that's always with her. Too bad, I always thought Caroline was the better looking girl of the two. Remember when she was in all the Lindsay pictures? She was at all of Lindsay's "accidents".
Jessica Simpson makes better wigs
bye fo sho!
this bitch has money,? that's the ugliest wig I've ever seen.
you can tell she's gaining weight in her cheeks and neck wrinkles.
her fat face is prolly what caused her bulimia in the first place.
you can tell she's really unhealthy--no muscle tone. she is going to get old-looking VERY fast!
Mizro let it go, who's the nut?
joydivision | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 5:12 pm
Joy, you have said such negative things here about some of us, so are we not allowed to express our feelings about you?
JOEY???
JOEY RAMONE???
Fo Sho dear dearest darl' where have you been?
It was great.Totally rocked.
4-1 against what's their face.
Welcome mate.
Mousie | 06.23.06 - 5:29 pm | #
I cant stand bitches who can give it out and then not take it back( thats you Joy)
grow a spine
FUCK NUT!
KitKat let's cut a deal.
Bring over Paris and drumroll...BRAD PITT and whaddu know we'll keep Parasite 4eva.
she is trying to b like britney...
You people are so funny. I laugh so hard at these comments. "dirt-star is a genius!" who thinks this stuff up? Im just getting over food poisoning and that made me laugh so hard my back is still aching.
I wanted to tell you all that I read your comments all day. I worked so hard to get my job and now I just told my boss that one of my computers crashed so I cant work today.(ill think of you when I get my ass fired). I am just going to read Dlisted. He believed me. hahaahah
cant believe the stuff you guys think up. lol
Jean...Vindo em Brasil! | 06.23.06 - 5:35 pm | #
not good enough! you can have Paris, Tom cruise, John Travolta and Kirstey Alley...howz about that?:P
grow a spine
KitKat hates cellulite | 06.23.06 - 5:34 pm
Will you marry me?
YesI*uckingknoweverything!
You sound addicted.
***writing that excuse down to use later***
i prefer 'adickted' personally
Nada Kits.
It's BRAD or you can have her guess what..for LIFE.
Tom Cruise...hmmn he's loaded though innit.We'll think abaout it.
I'm not saying you can't but why not say it when I'm around?
It's always Mizro that starts shit and I havn't spoken to that big ol dyke in ages.
I thought we were cool Mouise, but it's all good.
i prefer 'adickted' personally
KitKat hates fucknuts
YesI*uckingknoweverything! | 06.23.06 - 5:36 pm | #
Loves ya!
Joy, we ARE cool! But you have slammed me a couple of times and even though I am a flaming asshole, I don't believe I was at that time. I know you and Miz aren't friends but that's between you two. I have said right here on this blog that I loved that pink haired doll with the green eyes. But you come one here sometimes and slam us and say we ruined this site. That's all. I want all of us to get along. But then, I have turned into such a fucking mush in the past few months. I can barely get snarky anymore.
Good dark hair might look good, but that nasty, flat, no-light-penetrates-it (unlike Paris who is easier to penetrate than the grand canyon) is just fugly. It looks like the hair-part of a gorilla mask. Yeah, her regular features do the job of the rest of the mask anyway.
*smacks Mousie with the snarky stick*
Mousie enough of that mush stuff. You are our snark queen!!
that wig looks fake
YesI*uckingknoweverything! | 06.23.06 - 5:36 pm | #
DListed is going to get my ass in trouble one of these days too... supposed to be working, too sleepy to focus on anything other than goss though.
Mousie | 06.23.06 - 5:43 pm | #
Yeah Mousie, you're just a big old teddy bear. *Snickers*
Mousie when have I slammed you???
Oh whatever!
somewhere a horse is missing its tail...make that 2 horses...paris sprang for the deluxe wig...
*slamming fist into wall*
You bitches! I am so nice! What is wrong with you?
Mousie
you are skeeeeering me!!
she looks like ashlee
so paris is stealing ashlee simpson's old look, what a bunch of losers
Only natural brunettes are smarter.
What, are there only like two looks available? You can go for the "Jessica" (itself a recycled version of every previous blonde) or the "JessicaDK" the SMRT dark-haired "take me seriously" version, usually adopted by less attractive younger sisters or celebs needing that extra shot of tab whoring.
mousie, don't make me come over there!
she still looks like a mouth-breathing mannequin in a bad wig.
she has rodent cheeks...like she's storing her stash of coke in them
she has rodent cheeks...like she's storing her stash of coke in them
spin sycle aka muñequita
they are puffed out from all the cock she normally stores in them, natch.
you're probably right mia!!!
spin, bring it! I need something after viewing that damn vag up there. FUCK, I am so shkeeved!
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*think think think*
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
paris is a ho in cheap clothing...
why do you have to put me on the spot like that!!!
Goodness. She totally ripped off Bryan Boy's pose in that second pic from the left.
Anyway, she looks dumb.
and P.S. Kelly Osbourne said in the latest issue of Marie Claire, that L.A. bitches would "attend the opening of a tampon just to get their picture taken" clearly she was talking about Paris
oh, i know mousie!
ok...
YOU SUCK!!!
that L.A. bitches would "attend the opening of a tampon just to get their picture taken" clearly she was talking about Paris
coffey0072
coffey, you are KILLING me!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
i know, i'm not too good at it right now, i'm in a good, comfortable mood!
sowwy mousie....
Gawd.... would the paps QUIT taking pictures of this ho?? Please!!???
spin, words fail me. *crawling*
Again, I'll ask the same question...If "you people" and the rest of society hate this tramp so much then why does she keep getting attention, airplay, TV shows, movie offers, recording deals and on and on and on...
Because you pieces of shit keep talking about her. Ignore this slut and she'll go away.
Looks like everyone's decided to ignore you instead Darwin.
She just keeps on proving that money can't buy ya any class
http://tinyurl.com/jr95l
I love the sunglasses but not the ho!
Ewwww, it makes her harsh bone structure look even more manly. Are we sure she's not a transexual?
Shit me, I had a vip to that but couldn't be arsed to go. If I'd realised I could've got drunk and yelled abuse at Paris then that would've been reason enough!
Looks like everyone's decided to ignore you instead Darwin.
Anonyme | 06.23.06 - 7:02 pm | #
I'll bet that you are nothing more than some malcontent fifteen-year old tramp trying to be a hero on D-listed.
When, oh WHEN is this moron going to disappear? Are my grandkids going to be watching her antics as she races around Manhattan in her wheelchair 50 years from now???
It's a bet you would lose.
Stupid whore can't she find a better wig.
it makes your head hotter.. that's about all.
the brown wig doesn't lower paris' whore factor....
I love how this whore always TRYS to cover up her wonky eye with her hair.
Stupid skank.
What an awful wig, she would look so much better if she would DYE. 
Michael, nobody loves your blog than me, I have to read it everyday before I leave office. But come on, you need to be more creative about trashing Paris or Britney or Mimi, etc. I need to learn some new words. It's getting a bit too old now. I hope I can help you.
Ugh, in that second picture, she looks like she's auditioning for work as a Macy's mannequin. She's certainly got the right wig for it.
it makes your head hotter.. that's about all.
d.c | 06.23.06 - 9:13 pm | #
LOL
So, when Li'l Kim got rid of her "Black", that's where her wigs went....
I'm starting to hate her ugly friend Caroline as much as Paris.......I'd love to smack that sneer off her stupid face.
Why bother to wear a wig, Paris? Just go back to your real hair color.
Eveybody knows you were born a brown-eyed brunette. Those horrific fake opaque blue contacts aren't fooling anyone.
Link to young Paris:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.c...ves/
005276.html
no, ashley simpson is living proof of that.
Even when I love and dye my hair black, I can't picture Paris Hilton looking "smart" with a cheap black wig. Even if she dares to dress like a really boring librarian, she will never pull a smart look because well, she's not smart. She makes Forrest Gump look like a genious.
It wouldn't matter what color her was, it wouldn't help her brain cells at all...
what a poser
Pubes? Hilarious.
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she's wierd.
SHE WILL ALWAYS BE A STD INFESTED WHORE
Nah...it couldn't be made from her pubes. There's no WAY that could happen and she not have her hand permanently attatched to the wig, trying to scratch out all the crabs.
is it just me or does her face look really fat w/ dark hair. she's such a whore.
Ugh, looks like she stuck her head in an ashtray.
I think she's making fun of Britney. At least Paris' wig is clean.
and P.S. Kelly Osbourne said in the latest issue of Marie Claire, that L.A. bitches would "attend the opening of a tampon just to get their picture taken" clearly she was talking about Paris --------------------------------------
Kelly osbourne, you gotta love her, she may not be the prettiest thing out there. but she tells it like it is, and does not care who she offends and is not a kiss ass.
I kind of feel sorry for Paris Hilton as a teenager. I mean here she is this homely looking 15/16 year old girl, surronded by all the beauttiful models that are in NYC, you would want to run out and get plastic surgery and "blue" eyes too if you looked as lazy brown eyed homely and plain as she did.
Not that she is a great beauty now or anything, she totally fucked her nose up moore,love the fish hook look, which I find extremely funny.
the wig makes her face look fat...
i think caroline d'amore is secretly thilled thinking that paris is copying her for once, really though they do look a lot alike. why can't paris afford a better wig though.
what a dumb whore
she's still a slut
The black hair doesn't work so well on her. I think it suits Britney better. Paris tends to look best when she's rocking the long blonde locks (okay, extensions) and covered up in something cute. She looks good on the Simple Life site here: http://www.eonline.com/On/Simple...x.html?
SLife4GM
Nice top, though.
Snorefest!!!
cute shirt
ya'know she is naturally brunette though, right? and her eyes aren't really blue either.
but still, no one looks good in a cheap wig. especially not skanks.
Shaving your pussy robs you of all brain cells/
I AM AN ANNOYING FRENCH ASSHOLE.
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i love mizz d'amore..shes helping Paris dress cuter..i mean has anyone noticed how cute Carolines style is ???? and how latly yes theyve been looking alike...but P.H is looking much more stylish!!!! hhhmmm.
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