YAY
HUZZAH BITCHES!!! I'm never first!!!
it's like he's her only friend but then she pays him
I love my hairdresser, but not enough to hang out with her.
paves had a car wreck with eva longWhoria!
JE DETESTE JESSICA SIMPSON
C EST UNE TRUIE MEDIOCRE
Do I dare listen to this???? No I dont think I will.
Oh David is here too!
SO WHAT?
I WON T FIND A GENIUS FOR MY FAT COCK
TANPIS .
ALLEZ VOUS FAIRE FOUTRE BANDE DE CULS TERREUX F;;;;.
DAVID | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 5:45 pm | #
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Isn't this you?
Wow...that is absolutely horrible. And I'm not just saying that because I hate Jessica, but because it really does fucking suck. It isn't even remotely good. It sounds like some shitty song that is written for a bubblegum tween pop band from Britain. Honestly, if this single does well people are truly brainwashed.
THANK GOD that anus picture wont be the greeting for the whole weekend
you do love us MK
???
it's craptastic. I prefer "Rebellion" much better.
Holiday! oops, thought it was Madonna for a sec
....I ONLY RESPECT THE BRAINS!
IS THAT CLEAR??
It is TOTALLY madonnas "holiday". They sound almost identical.
ZERO talent!!!!!
tres vrais, david
thank god my speakers arent working today
This song has a Rick Astley "Together Forever" shitaceousness about it. YUCK.
I liked this song better the first time it came out, when it was called "Holiday" by Madonna.
didn't somebody else point out how it sounded like 'ain't no mountain high enough' or some shit?
IF YOU ARE UNDER 45
DON T COME ON MY BLOG
CIAO BANDE D ENFOIRES D AMERICAINS ADIPEUX PAS GLAMOURS
DAVID | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 5:55 pm
Not really that clear. If you are posting stuff like that. Perhaps you shouldn't be gross if you are trying to attract people to your "fat cock". I apologize. I thought you were being funny. Obviously you are an ass. I'll leave you alone.
i'm curious to see how much it sucks but i'm not downloading that trash on my computer!
David you are a freak.
Are you Lionel??
I had to shut it off cause I am eataing
i think david is my hater.
Not only is Ken Paves in that artwork, so is CaCee Corn Cobb. He's talking to her.
What do you mean Libby? I've been out of the loop for a bit.
is this 'song' release just a desperate attempt by the midget to remind us that she's still around?
I heard the "world premier" of this song this morning and I wanted to throw up. The only reason I didn't is because I didn't want to ruin the interior of my car. It more than sucks ass.
Ah good...more wasted resources on these no-talent whores.
Damn, you're one bitter fag. Is there any celebrity you don't shit on?
I could only take about 10 seconds after the introduction. Awful! Did Papa Joe produce this??
MK-
We love you.
You have the sense not to kiss her ass and LIE and say it is an awesome song.
Is Ken Paves one of Satan's minions? He seems to have the ability to snatch souls in return for some shitty hairstyles. He looks eerily like the MY Buddy doll.
That song. Ummmmm, let's just say it was so shitty that I need a colonic irrigation.
I agree with the above. This sounds like a clone of Madonna's "Holiday."
so it gave you gas!!
More proof that most of today's pop stars are Madonnabes. None of them have come even close to reaching her level of critical success. Madonna has at least 3 albums (True Blue, Like A Prayer and Ray of Light) that most critics would label as classics. Britney, Jessica Simpson, Ashlee Simpson, Ciara and all the other pop tarts don't have one album between them that critics would consider to be classics.
Don't insult Madonna, it's more like Regina's Baby Love.
Sounds like early Madonna, specifically "Holiday", the music portion anyway. Has an early 80's feel to it and an lame adult pop feel to it, yes, it does suck. Shame though, because she is supposed to have a good voice.
Along with an interpolation of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" at the end.
Don't insult Madonna, it's more like Regina's Baby Love.
JNo | 06.23.06 - 6:06 pm | #
I remember that song. Talk about a Madonna rip-off!
UMMMM- anyone ever hear the song Celebrate??? Fucking rip off bitch!
Just read the other Holiday sound alike comments, guess I am not the only one that hears it.
I'm so happy I can't listen to this right now. I don't want my ears to explode.
This has got to be one of the worst songs ever recorded. Who listens to this crap? It's like she stole elements from really good disco-pop songs to make one horribly awful song! I hear elements of 'Holiday' 'Lucky Star' and 'Ain't No Mountain..." combined with her overproduced vocals.
All of her songs suck ass, but this one really takes the cake. I'm amazed that this woman is famous.
Damn, you're one bitter fag. Is there any celebrity you don't shit on?
Jenn | 06.23.06 - 6:03 pm |
Nope
I listened to it earlier and couldn't stand it so I stopped... this song will not do well. People don't like her and people are getting sick of her fake tits and all her other plastic surgery. She's a joke. Jessica and Britney need to do a duet...
and we love him for it!!
and kill their careers together!
Jenn | 06.23.06 - 6:03 pm |
Yes, Harvey. That's it. Everyone else is fair game.
I was going to give the bitch a compliment and praise the art direction...The cover is really nice...Until I realized
The bitch totally ripped this off of All Saints "Saints and Sinners" album,
www.voyagertraveller.com/.../music/allsaints.jpg
except they were clearly in a pub on a weekend dressed like they don't give a damn, and this one is obviously in some hotel basement where Simpson is trying much too hard. This bitch is lame.
kupkake -
At least Britney has enough smarts to pay the right people to write her music. I'll take 'Toxic' anyday over this Jessica mess... and that's not saying much!
It's like all the songs mentioned above mashed up and sung by Kylie Minogue. How original Jessica.
I had to stop after about 15 seconds...It simply sux
SO I'm really torn, which is worse? Paris Hilton's new single or Jessica's??!!! AAAHHHHH!!! WHICH!!???
As the Men on Film (from In Living Color) used to say... HATED IT. 
Well I have to go for now darn it!! See Ya'll later tonight. I will be gone next week. I know you all will miss me. NOT!! HAHAHHAH!!
This makes Paris' single seem brilliant.
Seriously Madonna might have a legal claim here. The first few frames are dangerously close to Holiday and the rest of the track shamelessly mimics Madonna's typical old school background sounds. Copyright infringement is a bitch to prove but at least the general public knows that this is outright theft. That's why everbody hates Paris's song. It's pure Gwen.
MADONNA IS THE BEST GARCE.SO FAR
It's TOTALLY KYLIE!! Even Kylie's sister can't do KYLIE! Dumb bitch. I'm sure Kylie's farts sound better than this crap.
AND Kylie is hotter bald, and post chemotherapy (God bless her) than Chestica will ever hope to be, even with Ken's best wigs slapped on the side of her head looking light a canary pashmina that got run over and tumble dryed.
As the Men on Film (from In Living Color) used to say... HATED IT.
coffey0072
totally!
I'm terrible...I went to sweetkisses.net--I thought it might be another celeb gossip site..but it's Chestica's site...
On to my point, the following "CONTEST" is going on.....
"Submit a video of you dancing to Jessica Simpson's new single "A Public Affair" and you may end up starring in her new fans-only video! Click here for details!"
WHewwww-hooooooo......Who could dance to that CRAP???????????
LES PETS DE KYLIE ONT UN PLUS BEAU SON QUE CETTE DAUBE!!!EXCELLENT
It sounds like madonna's "holiday"...woof
HOW OLD ARE YOU PIPOL HERE???
Who wants to bet there's jazz hands in the video?
what a turd
C EST RIGOLO CAR JE PEUX VOUS CHIER DESSUS ET VOUS PERCUTEZ MEME PAS BANDE DE TARLOUZES ADIPEUSES
Is she even singing English? I can hardly understand her. Mumble much?
how old are you david?
ALMOST 25
"Seriously Madonna might have a legal claim here."
Ooh, I hope she sues! I wanna see Madge take out the trash! Could Jessica be stupid enough to not credit the songs as elements or samples?
really? r u lying?
u said you lie
This is sooo holiday by madonna. i am just pissed off. this skank is no madge! fess up to all your plastic surgeries and go fuck your dad some more jess!
that would be soooooo cool to see vadge come down on the midget!!!
OK I AM 57£CA TE VA?
"Who could dance to that CRAP???????????"
I'm guessing it would look something like that dance that Carlton used to do on 'The Fresh Prince of Bel Aire'...
Spin, I'm thinking you need to cut that age in half.
FERME TA SALE GUEULE TOI POOKIE GROS CUL
POOKIE IS JEALOUS OF ALL THE BOYS BECAUSE HE HAS A VERY BAD DADDY
fermez la bouche, david. i don't know
what the hell you think you are saying but it isn't francais
OMG it sounds like Madonna's "holiday" at the beginning (that was cool in the 80's) .. CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This woman can NOT sing .. I'm clueless why she really is that popular .. sigh.
POOKIE IS IN LOVE WITH HIS GRANDMA
SHE IS THE LOVE OF HIS(EMPTY) LIFE
pauvre pookie
tu es médiocre
David, va te faire futre, cochon de merde! T'es un imbecile! Sacre bleu!
DAVID | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 6:27 pm | #
The idea that a woman doesn't want to see your wang offends you so much you have to call her a man? Cle-ver.
OMG daivd wrote a coherent sentence!
what are you, a first year french student?
Not only is Jessica copying Madonna's sound, but with the rumour of her whole bimbo crew being on rollerskates for the video, sounds like she's plainly trying to BE Madonna for this entire single. VERY SAD.
She should be sued to the point of making her give back all of her hideous wigs!
the midget should be sued then beat mercilessly for being the hag she is!!!
David is sad that they don't allow him to take showers in his country, and his pee-pee burns and his asshole itches
je suis mort de rire....
j imagine vos visages bouffies et vos yeux avides bavant de jalousie devant ces photos de star qui vous font réver car vos vies sont totalement merdeuses§!!!
en meme temps je n ai que la confirmation du virtuel gossip qui se la joue je chie sur les stars car JE VEUX LA MEME VIE mais J AI UN TROP GROS CUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaa
kiss my b.....
peace
Good point but I was thinking about the public's disdain for both of them more than their music...
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At least Britney has enough smarts to pay the right people to write her music. I'll take 'Toxic' anyday over this Jessica mess... and that's not saying much!
anon#1 | 06.23.06 - 6:12 pm | #
LOL! Yes, I have a bad daddy and he likes to spank me every night. You are precious David. Don't stop. I am getting a good laugh out of you. Please, continue.
By the way...you are showing just how intelligent you are by making a slew of personal insults rather than sitting and having a normal intelligent conversation. Are you capable of that or is all you have this childish behavior?
what the f*** is going on here people????
je suis mort de rire....
j imagine vos visages bouffies et vos yeux avides bavant de jalousie devant ces photos de star qui vous font réver car vos vies sont totalement merdeuses§!!!
en meme temps je n ai que la confirmation du virtuel gossip qui se la joue je chie sur les stars car JE VEUX LA MEME VIE mais J AI UN TROP GROS CUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaa
kiss my b.....
peace
=TRANSLATE IF YOU CAN !
Pauvre David, avec son cul sale et plein de merde
my pookie...i think we already know the answer!
I heard this on the radio this morning and thought it was Paris Hilton. WTF???? She needs new management. Or a new vocal coach.
i love being spanked by my bad daddy!
To be totally blunt, this song makes Paris Hiltons song seem like a classic jam. It's SO bad I can't believe they are putting it out there.
The start of the song sounds like a very bad version of Madonna's HOLIDAY- if I were Madge, I'd sue this bitch. She isn't singing in the song either, it's total synthesized. Whatever voice she had is now gone.
Over on perezhilton he is talking about how it is THE jam and he cant stop playing it.... I think Ken Paves shoved his cock down Marios throat one too many times.
what the fuck is wrong with this david guy? we attract the loveliest people here sometimes, yes? (ionca pops to mind)
alosha | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 6:35 pm |
Don't forget Jen(the original) the racist ray of sunshine.
BTW: Hi Alosha!
David, tu-es ici aussi, alors tous que tu envisionnes pour nous te vas aussi, crackhead.
pookie =je sais que tu as une mere très possessive et un père froid
allez j me casse d ici
je commence à m ennuyer!
bisou bande de rats pourris
I guess so Spin. He doesn't have the balls to communicate properly so it just goes to show you cannot reason with children no matter how old they are.
Run along now David. I'm sure it's past your bed time.
I wish YOU KNOW IT would come back. I need the intellectual stimulation.
David - LOL! Idiote.
what the f*** is going on here people????
vanina? | 06.23.06 - 6:33 pm | #
Not much, Vanina.
mommy's comin to beat his ass with the spatula again!
i gotta go home folks!
bbl!
Bye Spin!
Bye Spin!
At least she's trrying a different style.. I have mixed feelings about it though. I don't exactly love it but maybe if its remixed right it could be a club hit. I just don't think that American radio is going to be all over this kind of airy dance banarama-esque pop in an age when Timbaland, Cassie, Chamillionaire and Shakira are ruling the charts. Who knows though. We do live in an age where Paris Hilton's song is in the Top 10, and Pink's amazing new single is getting no airplay whatsoever...
karen a des gouts de chiottes elle adore celine dion
Sounds like album filler to me.
"Don't forget Jen(the original) the racist ray of sunshine."
is she??
and hi blue!
well I know gros cul = fat ass basically. LOL. what a douche.
that song sounds like the smell of pookie's breath
"Rags to Riches"! I used to love that shit! Can't believe you remember it too.
who listens to the radio or pays attention to charts anymore? you're treading in dangerous waters, karen.
Interesting that Jessica isn't seeing anyone... because the only man in her life is her daddy. Nick is out and about with different chicks but why is Jessica always alone? Ken Paves doesn't count becuase he's gay and a paid employee.
Who is still here?? I have 5 minutes to D-list!
Thank god I didn't like it. I liked Paris' single for an entire day because I was haunted and couldn't think of which UB40 song it reminded me off. Then I found "Kingston town" in my CD rack and was cured. This one was so obvious that I didn't have to find my Madonna CDs.
I see David id being mean!!
Now David, you don't like the song? I figured kids like you would be all for it. After all, I'm sure her big ass and big cooter would be perfect for your big cock. Might have to work on the genius part though because you two have about the same amount of brains.
Blue Rose 
thanx for the quick update
ok, well anyway... Jessica's song is AWFUL! It starts out sounding like Japanese anime, finishes up sound like something on the Disney Channel.
David is a classic example of a message board troll. AND, as well all know, troll's stink. There's a bridge somewhere just waiting for you to live under it, so go find it David. P-U!!!
Hello my Fancy
hello my darling
hello my fancy fan....
Gee!!!! i know i suck...
This sounds like a shitty 80's knockoff. Terrible...
Hi Vaheena baby doll!!
man!!! if jessica can sing, i can sing too!!!
This song sounds like something Madge would have rejected for her debut album back in 1983.
Vanina! You got your brace to move!
I downloaded the song again - boredom makes you do strange things - and I only listened to a bit of it.
Holiday was a great song and this lame ass attempt at copying it is shameful.
Like others have said, it's Bananarama and Disney all rolled into one. Only a preteen would like this... Paris' single absolutely kicks ass on this crap and her single bites too.
Im not listening to that song!!!! She sucks ass!
vous feriez mieux d'écouter SERGE GAINSBOURG bande d'incultes gras
Vanina! You got your brace to move!
My Pookie | 06.23.06 - 6:49 pm | #
yes!!!!!!!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Fermes la, encule.
wow...nick must have been horrible in the sack...what a slap on the face to him! I saw him at a charity event and he looked like hot shit. on a positive note this song is slightly better than a night in paris's piece of trash. the radio stations keep playing it and it makes me want to poke my f-ing ear drums out. LUV U MK!!!
i've heard more pleasing sounds coming from my cat coughing up a hairball.
Horrible. I'm sure someone said this already, but it sounds like a Chipmunk version of "Holiday" by vadge.
She looks like Pamela Anderson in that picture!
svp voulez vous jouer ce bite pour moi?
totally a "Holiday" cheaper rip off...
yuck!!!!
Love it! Shake that thang Lady J!
David...No body wants to look at your dick and no body wants to bite anything of yours.
um are we back in the 80's. music is really on the decline,so much for talent. compare her to Christina's voice. *shakes head*
....
DO YOU HAVE A BLOG POOKIE?
No and if I did I wouldn't want you there posting your obnoxious shit on it.
tu es mignon pookie!
It really is shit. So generic and bland.
My Pookie, I love your avatar! You should try to get her wiping her nose with the big booger coming out of it. There is a video on you tube that Jimmy Kimmel's editor's re-cut that is really funny!
OMG, I totally remember Rags to Riches! That was my favorite show in third grade!
Ugh. Great. Glad you approve.
i love you pookie
and your avatar is fantastic
Tang Wei Dong | 06.23.06 - 7:12 pm | #
LOL! I was just talking to Scout about that the other day! I would love that!
DAVID | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:14 pm | #
Great. You can be my boyfriend now.
are you a girl?
http://babelfish.altavista.com/b...om/babelfish/
tr
POOKIE, go here to communicate with David. It will let you translate everything he says, and say things back to him.
Now what do you think David? Use your brain...
tu es mignon pookie!
DAVID | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:11 pm | #
aw, dude, at least your stalker is NICE!!!!
when he's not talking about his peen
Oh, I didn't know David spoke English, too.
Thanks Tang!
How the hell do I make my avatar appear? I put this in the URL thing, it doesnt work: http://www.gravatar.com/
avatar.p...00806a39f8e29af
Pookie.. I love ya
Yeah Jenner. He thinks I'm darling. He's my boyfriend.
I love you too Katiescarlett.
Oh, the URL thing is for homepage, ooopss.
paranodiot | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:17 pm | #
Not the URL...put your email address that you used when you signed up.
David, tu-es ici aussi, alors tous que tu envisionnes pour nous te vas aussi, crackhead.
Charles de Galle | 06.23.06 - 6:37 pm | #
putain mdr=you should ask your french teachers if they are really diplomated!!!!!!mdr
yw, Pookie! Paranodiot, I can't help you! My hub did mine. Sorry!
you guys are going steady? AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
paranodiot | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:17 pm | #
just put the email address you registered with on gravatar.com in the email section, it'll work then
BUT sometimes it takes FOREVER, so???
Is diplomated a word?!?!!?!?!
How the hell do I make my avatar appear? I put this in the URL thing, it doesnt work: http://www.gravatar.com/ avatar.p...00806a39f8e29af
paranodiot | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:17 pm | #
you have to put your E mail in where it says e mail optional exactly how you gave it to gravatar so they know how to find you don't worry about the rest (the URL)
David, tu-es ici aussi, alors tous que tu envisionnes pour nous te vas aussi, crackhead.
Charles de Galle | 06.23.06 - 6:37 pm | #
putain mdr=you should ask your french teachers if they are really diplomated!!!!!!mdr
DAVID | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:19 pm | #
Tang Wei Dong | 06.23.06 - 7:20 pm | #
Ummmmm, I don't think so. But it is now!
STILL laughing - Charles de Galle - love it
Whoa. I feel like I just time wrapped back to the 80s.
testingg
David, tu-es ici aussi, alors tous que tu envisionnes pour nous te vas aussi, crackhead.
Charles de Galle | 06.23.06 - 6:37 pm | #
putain mdr=you should ask your french teachers if they are really diplomated!!!!!!mdr
DAVID | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:19 pm
diplomated!!!!!!=if I USE IT=IT IS A WORD YES!!!
Wow, this is going to bother me until I know for sure! LOL
paranodiot...awwww. It worked!
Awww cute panda!!
warped.* geez, louise. this song is f*cking with my braincells!
Yaayy it worked. Thank youuu!!! My little panda, aw.
Well....
It's official. DIPLOMATED is NOT a word.
bummer.
enfin quelqu un qui connait fiona apple!!!çà fait plaisir!
paranodiot | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:22 pm |
Aw, how precious!!
fiona apple????
hahaha Pookie, I looked at dictionary.com and Webster's, and diplomated is not a word.
fiona apple????
Fancy | 06.23.06 - 7:24 pm | #
Johnnie's av? Looks like.
tu connais fiona!!!!quand meme!
DAVID - did you say YOU know her personally (Fiona Apple) or someone you KNOW knows her?
if I USE IT=IT IS A WORD YES!!!
DAVID | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:22 pm | #
And I can't argue with you there, I say the same thing all the time
it sounds like she hired Madonna's backup band circa 1983
oh, I think you said "finally someone who knows Fiona Apple" right? Who DOESN'T know her? O_o
...
is this david turd still hanging around? pookie you must feel so honored. *vomit*
Alosha...yes.
*Sing song* Pookie's got a boyfriend!!
alosha
hanging around like a stubborn dingleberry!
Go Pookie!! Go Pookie!!
You know, that entire thing about Fiona Apple doesn't even translate. I know there is slang and all, but holy shit....
fancy... when I said "turd" and "hanging" I was a nanosecond away from typing dingleberry.
so I just listened to the Jessica Simpson song - now, of course it's all relative, but I HAVE to say the Paris Hilton song is better - excuse me, must go give myself a 1000 lashes now
I'm going Fancy!!!!
*Does Carlton Dance*
alosha
My Pookie | 06.23.06 - 7:29 pm | #
I didn't use the translator, but I get the idea that David was very pleased with someone's Fiona Apple avatar
Then again who wouldn't be, I LOVE that woman....
You know, that entire thing about Fiona Apple doesn't even translate. I know there is slang and all, but holy shit....
My Pookie | 06.23.06 - 7:29 pm | #
oh no kidding. his french really is as awful as you guys were saying it was.
JENNER!!!! Oh God!!!! I would pull out my eardrums and step on them! Actually, I think if I did that to my eardrums, they would run out of my ears and kill me in my sleep for doing that TO THEM!!!!
Gotta go/ Have fun!!
Bye Fancy!
it sounds like a spice girl reunion song!! forreal (i like SG) CHEESY yes but they know it! Chicken is stuck get you own thing -she never found it really just jumped on to whatever was "hott"....Nick included!
My Pookie | 06.23.06 - 7:30 pm | #
well, that's why I say it's all relative - BOTH are total shite, but in the world of shite, Paris Hilton's song is LESS shite.....doesn't mean it's GOOD, just not as crap as Jessica's and oh my gawd my head just exploded........
She could actually sing with her FIRST album. Like all of you said, Total Madonna.............
I bet papa joe is thinking another hit for Jess! YUCK!
GO YANKEES
*Does Carlton Dance*
My Pookie | 06.23.06 - 7:29 pm | #
I never get tired of getting on the morning and seeing fo sho's avatar. makes me smile first thing.
Anonymous | 06.23.06 - 7:31 pm | #
couldn't agree more - both with Spice Girls (can't help it, guilty pleasure) and the same old crap regurgitated constantly
Then again, that's what most "popular" music is, so I suppose it's OK?
I"m out guys gotta date with the BF getting some tonight! have fun !
well, that's why I say it's all relative - BOTH are total shite, but in the world of shite, Paris Hilton's song is LESS shite.....doesn't mean it's GOOD, just not as crap as Jessica's and oh my gawd my head just exploded........
jenner suddenly realizes she's debating the merits of... paris hilton. it's ok jenner. I actually called her kind of pretty the other day, but then mousie slapped me the fuck out of it.
Alosha, neither do I
I refuse to listen to Jessica's song, so there. Nyah. I'm sure I'll hear it at some point though. I had ALMOST avoided hearing Popozao, until they played a snippet of it during the Britney Dateline interview. DAMN NBC ALL TO HELL!
Bye Katie!
alosha | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:34 pm | #
well, in all honesty, sometimes, rarely but it happens, PH DOES look pretty - but it can never ever change the fact that she's Paris Hilton, a COMPLETELY superficial, hideous, raging whore of a waste of space, so.........????
my friend tried to tell me the other day that he was HIGHLY IMPRESSED with her oral skills - based of course on the Rick Solomon (sp?) vid - ?!?!?!?!? I was like "if THAT'S your idea of good head, I really REALLY feel for you......"
jenner | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:38 pm | #
Her oral skills? You'd get more movement by plugging a watermelon!
jenner | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:36 pm | #
that's what I was saying, jenner. if she was a kind, decent, CLEAN, intelligent person, we would all be saying she was pretty from time to time, you know? it's what's inside that makes her so fucking smelly and ugly and gross.
which is why her quote about "what's on the inside that counts" was so ironic to me.
BASTA LES MECS.la garce est une fleur délétère(poison and magic flower universe)...
NO RELIGION/NO COMPROMISE(gossip=religion....)
amanda,jocelyn,pierpaolo,x,carl,la truie,annette and david have an attitude.
if you are under 50=dont come on LA GARCE.
putana
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:39 pm | #
that video was so fucking disgusting and not sexy AT ALL.
David je t'aime tellement beaucoup satisfont svp m'épousent ?
You know Jenner....I have a friend that said the same thing. I said, "why would you want to do a broad that is 1) to interested in the camera to give it to you good 2) she's so boney you will be in pain the next day 3) you would need 1000 penicillian shots the next day." Yuck.
I think she looks like a bird.
Her oral skills? You'd get more movement by plugging a watermelon!
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:39 pm | #
totally! And I thought this friend was a "player" - been with lots o' ladies.......I didn't realize that even after having lots & lots of sex, you can still be totally inexperienced?!?!?!?
I think david is on drugs. he makes no sense. and not 10 minutes ago,he said if you're under 45, then don't visit his page. not 50. DOUCHEBAG!
which is why her quote about "what's on the inside that counts" was so ironic to me.
alosha | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:40 pm | #
I know, I COULD NOT get over that! Girl reads cue cards, I seriously believe that - has a few cue cards in her purse (or pays someone to carry them around for her) - stock answers for any question
LOLOLOL! Plugging a watermelon!!!! AHAHAAHAH! That's hilarious!
Maybe there is an allure there that is because she is Paris Hilton? You know she's a lousy lay cuz she's too selfish to give a guy decent head. She's too into herself.
ok apparently, karen safie wants to marry david.
alosha | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:42 pm | #
Maybe he's into older people looking at his peen? Next thing you know, he'll be stalking the AARP crowd.
sorry I am fascinated with this david debacle. you have to wonder why sometimes, out of the million damn sites around, we get such strange people here sometimes. at dlisted. I mean... do you know what I mean? and seriously, does anyone know that ionca motherfucker? or am I still the only one to look at his blog?
alosha | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:43 pm | #
???????????????????????
Don't know of the ionca person.
alosha | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:45 pm | #
I've heard about Ionca's blog and I stay far, far away. Not a fan of the feces.
Oh wait! I have a theory, maybe YOU KNOW IT ran out and bought a really BAD English to French dictionary??? YOU KNOW IT is DAVID!!!
David je t'aime tellement beaucoup satisfont svp m'épousent ?
Karen Safie | 06.23.06 - 7:41 pm | #
OMG in this crazy mixed up world, 2 soulmates find one another....there's someone out there for everyone *wipes tear*
Feces? GROSS!
*makes note to self to stay away*
ionca. he posts from time to time. his page is called pinkisthenewbrown.com
if you want to see pictures of his turds in the toilet, be my guest. I figured I couldn't have been the only one to notice him here before.
ionca's site cracks me up *hides*
LOL! pink is the new BROWN! HAHAHAHAHA!
I make it a point not to go to the freaks homepages. I hit Jenners (of course) and Daya's, Alosha's, Blues, and a bunch of others, but if the person isn't a regular...forget it. I don't need to see some of the crazy shit that's out there. I get enough right here at home.
ok sorry it's:
http://poopisthenewbrown.blogspot.com/
oh jenner REALLY?? I'm sorry that's a bit much for me.
Oh no! That's even funnier with POOP in it!
jenner | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:48 pm | #
One of my dogs is still a puppy. I've got more shit than I can handle right here at home, lol.
you visited my page? I always wonder if people actually do. I'm kind of a stalker, I visit everyone's page and find out as much about them as I can. actually, as it turns out, I connected with someone here on dlisted in a very very deep way because of that so sometimes it's a good thing.
my pookie - you do? *beams*
alosha - yeah I rarely visit it, but when I do OMG I laugh & laugh......
Alosha....Were you a slut??? 
alosha | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:52 pm | #
I've visited your page too. I'm like My Pookie-if it's someone I know on here, I'll check it out, if not, forget it.
blue, sometimes I go to your page just to look at james nekkid again. (swoon)
I was supposed to move back to texas in two months... not any more though.
Of course Jenner! I love your birthday pictures! I showed them to my BF.
Alosha....Oh
One of my dogs is still a puppy. I've got more shit than I can handle right here at home, lol.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:51 pm | #
*memories of Martha as a puppy* - been there! Actually my diabetes kitty gets diahrea & sometimes can't make it to the litter box in time
ALSO - she's a little...."special"....so even when she DOES make it to the litter box, her arse hangs out the side of the box sometimes
sigh.......children........
alosha | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:53 pm | #
yeah, I saw by your comment it affected you a little
Alosha....Were you a slut???
My Pookie | 06.23.06 - 7:53 pm | #
that took me a minute...
but really? another regular and I - it turns out we have both had a devastating loss in our lives that happened almost at the same time. so it was just fate that we met here.
it sounds like britney's "anticipating" song.
Jenner! Your cat! I have two and one of them was on crack this morning. I have wood floors and they can't grip and he was trying to run and sliding all over the place. It was hilarious to me....
alosha | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:52 pm | #
I've been to your site a bunch, too - BUT I STILL can't figure out how the hell to leave comments?!?!??!
HEY - where did David go? Did he & Karen run off together? That's SO sweet........
Mais, jt'ai dit de la fermer, non?
T'es bete ou quoi?
jenner | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:54 pm | #
That reminds me of our rabbit. The damn thing backs up to the side of the cage and pisses all over the floor! Every single time!
Alosha...sometimes you meet people at just the right moment for just the right amount of time you need them.
ALSO - she's a little...."special"....so even when she DOES make it to the litter box, her arse hangs out the side of the box sometimes
sigh.......children........
jenner | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:54 pm | #
AAAAWWW jenner. =D
my kitty that's really fat (17 pounds), we have one of those covered boxes and she'll go in and then turn around and stick her head out where the little door flap is resting on her head. otherwise she can't fit. it's so funny.
My Pookie | 06.23.06 - 7:56 pm | #
OMG I love when they do that
Annie | 06.23.06 - 7:55 pm | # - I don't know that song, but as someone was saying b4, it wouldn't surprise me bcs they all seem to recycle each others' songs, don't they?
NOT only is Ken Paves on the pic..did anyone else notice who the dude is on the right kissing the girl???BRANDON -FIRECROTCH- DAVIS!
PS..Jess your song blows more than Ken Paves at pride week. Madonna called,she doesnt even want HER song back.
My Pookie | 06.23.06 - 7:56 pm | #
exactly pookie. =) thanks for saying so.
my kitty that's really fat (17 pounds), we have one of those covered boxes and she'll go in and then turn around and stick her head out where the little door flap is resting on her head. otherwise she can't fit. it's so funny.
alosha | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:57 pm | #
You need to teach her to back into it like a mack truck.
jenner are you a myspace member?
One of mine has OCD. He gets in the box and scratches and scratches and scratches until I have to run him out. I had a cover on the box until he scratched a hole through it.
prico
Sure Prico...you show up right as I'm getting ready to leave!
Actually, I'll catch you all in a while if you're still around. I'm heading home.
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.23.06 - 7:58 pm | #
BEEP BEEP!
aw jeez pookie, that sucks. I hated having an uncovered one.
Later My Pookie!
Exactly, brake lights and a reverse beep.
PS..Jess your song blows more than Ken Paves at pride week. Madonna called,she doesnt even want HER song back.
Jackie-0 | 06.23.06 - 7:58 pm | #
OMG that totally made me LMFAO
in about 5 minutes, I'm sure I won't be back till monday. but bye pookie! nice talking to you today!
Bye Pookster
go to the pheel msn space=this guy is A GENIUS.a real one;like me.
ciao bande de chiens décatis et édentés
'night Pookie!
PRICO - I haven't talked to you in ages!
jenner are you a myspace member?
alosha | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 7:59 pm | #
no, I suppose I'd have to be to leave comments, eh? DAMN.
My cats do the WEIRDEST things. One is OBSESSED with scratching inside the bathtub right now - he goes NUTS in their, looks like he's skating
go to the pheel msn space=this guy is A GENIUS.a real one;like me.
ciao bande de chiens décatis et édentés
DAVID | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:02 pm | #
well, geniuses ARE supposed to be eccentric, even, perhaps, INSANE (I speak from experience) so it makes sense.....
DAVID | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:02 pm | #
Are you still here? I told you to go get a hooker like an hour ago!
oh lordy he's back.
don't you just love kitty insanity jenner? my other one, the normal sized one, she;s like a dog. she loves my husband's hackey sack, I suppose cause it rolls across the floor fast and makes noise. anyway, we rattle it in front of her and throw it across the room and she will go "fetch" it, for real. she'll pick it up with her mouth and come trotting back over and drop it at your feet and look up at you to do it again.
Un genie? Mon cul. T'es un sale petit morveux, c'est tout.
Allez, casse toi, enfoire.
alosha | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:05 pm | #
oh man they crack me up SO MUCH! SO entertaining, better than TV!
david - why don't you stick that penis of yours in your mouth and shut the fuck up?
Anonyme | 06.23.06 - 8:06 pm | #
Un genie? Mon cul. T'es un sale petit morveux, c'est tout.
Allez, casse toi, enfoire.
Anonyme | 06.23.06 - 8:06 pm | #
HAHAHAHA - nice.
...holiday...
jenner - so true. actually, my little one also watches - not tv - video games sometimes. like GTA: san andreas. the one she was really fascinated with though? PONG! we got one of those joysticks where you plug it in and play old atari games and she was chasing that fuckin ball all over the screen.
funny, we're all cat owners here. many many of us.
Anonymous | 06.23.06 - 8:08 pm | #
ANOTHER nice one
alosha | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:10 pm | #
is that the one where it's just the joystick you plug in, no console? I have that too! I haven't played it in a while - not since before I got my boy cat - he's probably LOVE it (then again, he's hyper enough, maybe I shouldn't risk it
awwwww!!! your cats stories are killing me...
yeah that's the one jenner. it just takes me back, you know? =)
testing
what are you testing?
si vous voulez vous faire bien couler la chatte c est sur LA GARCE que çà se passe
bande de furoncles murs
si vous voulez vous faire bien couler la chatte c est sur LA GARCE que çà se passe
bande de furoncles murs
fuck, still waiting for my Hepes Fully Loaded avatar.
alosha - totally!!!!!
vanina - cats are WEIRD - I love dogs too, but I'm a total cat person, and they are a freakin' RIOT - so weird..........
I'm testing you bitches for herpes.
I'mnot gonna listen. I jut refuse.
prico - I gave you a really warm grereting & what did I get back? NUTHIN. Hmpf.
cats are beautiful...
so are dogs...
awwww!!!!!
sorry, i can't help it, i'm such a dork sometimes!!!!
LOL
make that greeting
I don't know what that other thing is
"jenner are you a myspace member?"
alosha
I'm not jenner, but I am alosha. tee hee.
http://www.myspace.com/coffey0072
"I am" a myspace member that is.
°°°
Daya, i liked the afro girl...
Casey is in the pic too...cunt
vanina - no worries, I'm the hugest sappiest dork in the world when it comes to animals hehehe
Speaking of - does Jessica have that little Daisy anymore? Or are we gonna have to rescue it like Tinkerbell?
What's a grereting?
Super P.S. @ Jenner. I'm not a sports fan, and know very little about soccer and all other sports, but I feel compelled to thank you for posting that HOT pic of that Tunisian soccer player. I'm feeling like I need to take my ass to Tunisia, and see what I can rustle up.
here vanina, mi amor
But I still want my Herpes Fully Loaded Avatar! damn it!
coffey0072 | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:17 pm | #
oh you just HAD to sneak in there, eh coffey? Bitch.
I like your site, too - I liked the story about the old friend from college that time - too funny!
OUAIS SUPER JENER§§§
'sup Daya!
Dayanara | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:19 pm | #
Awwwwwwww!!!!! gracias Daya!!!!
i was tired of seeing Bob Esponja...
LOL
bored?
well hey there coffey. you are one sexy bitch.
I'll hit you back up at home, I am running out the door here!!!
BYE ALL!
coffey0072 | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:19 pm | #
isn't he F*CKING HOT SHIT! oh my my my my I knew where Tunisia was, but i knew VERY little about it - until I fell in love with him....now I'm like an EXPERT
I want to impress him when he & I go on our first date, you know?
fat?
Jenner, I still don't know who this elusive "Chris" person is. Apparently HE knows ME from college, and somehow stumbled on my blog.
I wanna know who he is dammit!
Bye alosha!!!
where's Prico???
'night alosha!!!!
What's a grereting?
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:19 pm | #
it's like a dominanter or whatever David made up - I also like making up words
chris told me he wanted to fuck my hole
coffey0072 | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:22 pm | #
oooh I don't even know about that one! I meant the one who got all uncomfortable when she saw U at - the library I think it was? - Chris, eh? hmmm....*note to self - visit Coffey's site tonight, help Coffey piece clues together*
jenner | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:23 pm | #
LOL
you should get together with my kid!!!!
today she told me my brain was a very cold one...
WTF????
chris told me he wanted to fuck my hole
DAVID | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:24 pm | #
My Pookie was RIGHT - David is YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yay!!!!!!
I took spanish in school...oh well, I cant understand David. Big shame...
What's up Coffey!
I'm here Vanina. HI JENNER!!!!!!!!!
David....Never mind.
Hola caramelo
DAVID 06.23.06 - 8:24 pm |
On s'en branle de ton site de merde. Va chercher ailleurs pedale.
So...Happy Friday Night everyone!
vanina | 06.23.06 - 8:25 pm | #
???????????????
that's funny, but also a little creepy O_o
hola bombon
did Argentina win the other day?
Prico...so has that last post completely confirmed your gayness even more?
oui, oui!!!! allez, allez!!!!
*gunshot*
NO SHIT, I f'ing loved Rags to Riches! The song is bollocks
caliente
well, it's ABOUT BLOODY TIME - HI PRICO
is anyone else as in love with Anonyme as I am?
prico - I think they tied.....all I know is GO ENGLAND (um, on Sunday)
what post?
and why did you need confirmation?
Prico...so has that last post completely confirmed your gayness even more?
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 8:29 pm | #
and sent others to join him.
happy friday nite!
whadda i miss?
and why did you need confirmation?
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.23.06 - 8:30 pm | #
Did you not SEE that giant, gaping vadge MK posted?
jenner | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:28 pm | #
Jenner!!! i know, she gives me the creeps sometimes...
either that, or she gets poetic, she told me a piece of heaven had fallen to the house and created her mom...
awwww!!!!
she killed me with that...
hey spin! long time no talk!
and why did you need confirmation?
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.23.06 - 8:30 pm | #
I don't know if we need confirmation, but, you know, wishful thinking & all that.......sigh....
piece of heaven had fallen to the house and created her mom...
awwww!!!!
she killed me with that...
vanina | 06.23.06 - 8:32 pm | #
AWWWWWW!!!!
vanina | 06.23.06 - 8:32 pm | #
OMG - get that kid a journal, STAT!!!! That is so cute........aw..........
Well, Prico, I didnt need confirmation but...I thought that post killed ANY chance fpr striaghtness whatsoever.
did Argentina win the other day?
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.23.06 - 8:29 pm | #
no
empataron....
*ducks*
so i ended up voiceless and for nothing
tomorrow they're playing against Mexico
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
JEEEENNNNNNNNEEEEEEER!
THE ANONYM BOY IS INSULTING ME CAUS'HE IS AN EX BOYFRIEND AND GOD!!! =THIS IS A REAL STALKER!!CAN WE PLEASE GET HIS IP ADRESS???
so vanina, you can't speak right now?
MK I can handle a lot of shit, but don't go dissin my show here? Oh and if anyone needs a copy http://mysite.verizon.net/restmyge/
@ Jenner. Damn! So much strangeness unfolds in my day to day existence, it's difficult to keep track!
Now I need to go back to my blog and backtrack... I think I vaguely remember which post you're referring to though. That scallywag who came to the museum where I work, and hauled ass, just so she didn't have to speak. loser.
P.S. go to the archives and read about "Hop Foot" only in MY damn life. hahahaha. Guess that's why I'm still single.
There really needs to be mandatory summer school.
Jenner
she already has one...she barely writes, but you can find some funny stuff there...
she can also be mean...
she dubbed me the Terminator Mom...
yeah, nobody helps to haul in the crops any more!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAA!!! I'm back bitches!!!
What's the matter David???? Don't like it when people pick on you? What's he saying???
HE S THREATENING ME POOKIE
I go to take a nap and all hell breaks loose here.
I think it may be popdorn time again...
spin sycle | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:35 pm | #
muñe, i sound like a frog...
that or a long time smoker
NOOOOOOO!!! What a meanie! Tell him you'll kick him in the ding ding.
vanina
like an old lady who's smoked for forever!!!
NOOOOOOO!!! What a meanie! Tell him you'll kick him in the ding ding.
My Pookie | 06.23.06 - 8:38 pm | #
My maturity level is obvious, considering how much that made me laugh
I'm so glad I live in a neighborhood that is mostly old people. And by old I mean OLD...70 and up. I don't have to deal with the 80000000 kids that are out for the summer. Ahhhh
I M NOT KIDDING AT ALL...OK NEVER MIND I M LEAVING
coffey0072 | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:35 pm | #
cool, I'm bookmarking it right now, "Hop Foot" - will read!!!!!!!!!! I love weird dating, /men/relationship stories makes me realize it's not always just me
spin - wassuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup! hehehe
Suces-la. Truie.
Vanina....the lost voice can be a sexy thing.
My old boss would forbid me from answering the phone when I lost my voice (which happens often for some reason) because he said I sounded like a phone sex operator and that was unprofessional.
motherfucking testing again
I love saying ding ding.
i never claimed to be the most mature!
YEAH! everybody clean your cookies so you can see my new AVATAR!
DAVID | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:40 pm | #
Bye, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Daya...I love the new avvie.
My Pookie | 06.23.06 - 8:39 pm | #
OMG when I read that I thought U meant you don't have to deal with the 80 year old kids, just the cool 70 yr olds
What is this about weird relationship stories Jenner???? I want in....
OMG..can anyone say borderline/luckystar...madonna circa 1985 for the beginning? is that a xylophone? Holy crap that was bad.
Dayanara | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:41 pm |
I see it, you tacky thing, you
Argentina is gonna kick some mexican ass tomorrow.
David. Not trying to be a pervert (I may or May NOT be a closet one. Whatever, I digress) - but I went to your homepage. Is that your naughty bit in that pic?
Bye David...good luck with that stalker!
OUI
Daya...love it!!!!
coffey0072 | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:42 pm |
That's what he alleges.
Thank you Bonnie, I just LOVE the eye-cum shot.
DONT LIV M ALONE
David..,you shouldn't lie you naughty thing. No one likes a liar and we will not talk to liars. We will not talk to you unless you are nice either.
Hey! who called me tacky? HAHAHHAHA.
My daughter just saw Daya's av and said "Is that Herbie? What's that word? What's herpes?"
Thanks Daya!
David, man you need a therapist.
Jenner, dude tried to take his prosthetic foot off at the damn wine bar! THEN stiffed my friend and I on the bill!! ARGGGH!
and @ "Bye, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out."
Blue Rose
it's HER pes as opposed to HIS pees!
Jenner, dude tried to take his prosthetic foot off at the damn wine bar! THEN stiffed my friend and I on the bill!! ARGGGH!
Um....sounds a lot like an episode of Friends....
Jenner, dude tried to take his prosthetic foot off at the damn wine bar! THEN stiffed my friend and I on the bill!! ARGGGH!
Um....sounds a lot like an episode of Friends....
I'm soooo very sorry Blue Rose.
Dayanara | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:42 pm | #
Daya
they better win, otherwise they're out!!!!!
i can't see your av
blue rose...you could write a book!
Oh my God! Coffey, that shit is funny!!!!
T'es vraiment un malade barjot. Ton site de chiasse me degoute.
Jenner, dude tried to take his prosthetic foot off at the damn wine bar! THEN stiffed my friend and I on the bill!! ARGGGH!
coffey0072 | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:45 pm | #
O_o ????????????????????????
OMG.......................can'
t....laugh......hard...enough.........
i meant coffey...sorry
oooopssss
that was me!!!
Is that you Vanina? clean your temporary files too.
And Coffey:
What is this about weird relationship stories Jenner???? I want in....
My Pookie | 06.23.06 - 8:41 pm | #
sorry, forgot to reply! see Coffey's post re: foot-man - turns out it's NOT a relationship story after all! Well, it IS, but you know, different than the norm
sooooooo many new avatars - I'm switchin' to my other one just so I can fit in.....
hm? hmm? did it work?
Yeah I went back and read a little of coffey's foot man stuff. I could totally see him with the prosthetic on the bar. Sounds like something that would happen to me.
Yeah, unbelievable. I saw him months months later (in April I think), at this other bar/restaurant. He obviously saw us, started laughing and hyuking it up really loud w/ his buddies, so we would pay attention to him... and just being an overall tool.
I wanted to march over to his table, yank his foot off, and beat him about the head with it.
My friend christened him "Hop Foot" after that horrible evening in November, at the wine bar, where he also kept trying to cop feels! *insert me shuddering at the memory*
i'm too lazy to change my av
Daya, i think i have to restart the computer...
(i can't right now, hub is near and wants to use it)
no way i'm letting him use it now...
It worked
Hmmm, I need to find me a new avatar. I'm feeling all left out.
Good lord, I'm even embarrassed for her. She's too old to be doing this worn out bubble gum crap. Her singing is just too terrible, what a weak voice! I don't think she even works up her vocal chords ONCE during this whole shitty song!
there...
......
yeah! no hubs on the computer!!
ok, see ya'll monday sluts
and Vanina.
hahahaha
Yes David? Why do you keep posting blank shit?
bye daya!
Bye Daya!
have fun Daya!!!!
see you el lunes!!!
I wanted to march over to his table, yank his foot off, and beat him about the head with it.
coffey0072 | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:52 pm | #
I would give ANYTHING to see that
I wanted to march over to his table, yank his foot off, and beat him about the head with it.
coffey0072 | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 8:52 pm | #
Bye Daya!
Bye Daya
please tell me that rags to riches is on dvd
i'm out too....
see you guys later!
Bye Spin!
Kids, who is this DAVID? Don't make me bust out my high school french books...
Bye Daya!
Bye Spin!
Missb...if you can make some sense out of it...please do.
missb | 06.23.06 - 8:57 pm | #
"Crazy troll" seems to be the consensus.
'night Daya, night spin!
Bonnie - your new name reminds me of MY new name - I now make everyone I know call me "Kim Bong Pimpong" - I just recently found out Kim Bong is a place in Vietnam, and Pimpong is the last name of a player in the World Cup (can't remember which team) so my name WAS Kim Bong, now it's Kim Bong Pimpong
Nice, eh?
I like the guy from Brazil (I think) with the last name CACA. I laugh everytime I hear it cuz it brings out the 7 year old in me!
HOLY FUCK the apartment above me just threw a curtain over the balcony & they're shaking it around - to clean it I imagine - but I FUCKING TOTALLY THOUGHT someone was falling over the balcony - my f*cking heart is STILL thumping....oh my gawd.........
not for real jen, I made my own and I sell them
JENNER!!! LOL!!!
I can only WISH that Rags to Riches would come out for real on DVD. I would pay almost any amount of money.
Bye spin...
Jenner...my new name is from the page of cooter euphemisms...
holy shit I can't stop shaking............
I love the new song! It's totally cute!
Jenner...you got some wierd neighbors!
poon reminds me - our Hong Kong contact @ work is named Cherry Poon - laugh? did I ever...........
Jenner!!!!
LOL
my neighbours fight constantly...
the hub always screams to her and the kids...
it's so sad...
I love the new song! It's totally cute!
Jesus | 06.23.06 - 9:02 pm |
That's because Jesus is love.
"Good lord, I'm even embarrassed for her. She's too old to be doing this worn out bubble gum crap. Her singing is just too terrible, what a weak voice! I don't think she even works up her vocal chords ONCE during this whole shitty song!
Anonymous
Jessica has never been able to generate any decent buzz around her music, because simply put, it's horrible.
Even her album, "In This Skin" bombed and was panned by the critics and her fans alike. The only reason why people even listened to that one joke of a song "With You" was because the video mocked elements of her reality show "Newlyweds" ... which basically is what catapulted her career to what it is now. Before Newlyweds, she was already a teen-pop has-been, and people had forgotten about her.
I highly doubt her upcoming album will do any better. Perhaps she should just keep showing part of her rack, because no one's all that enthused about her music.
pookie, bonnie - it was this looooooong flowing yellow curtain - I'm not exaggerating at all, TOTALLY flew over the balcony like flailing limbs.......I'm only on the 3rd floor, but FUCK......*tries to still beating heart, reaches for cig*
http://www.animatedgif.net/
naugh...syourfroggy.gif
OMG....Jennifer needs this as her ner avatar.....HA HA HA HA HA
david: ta mere
Pimpomg or whatever his name, is from Ghana soccer team
(what!)
I like the guy from Brazil (I think) with the last name CACA. I laugh everytime I hear it cuz it brings out the 7 year old in me!
My Pookie | 06.23.06 - 9:00 pm | #
Kaka - my Vrazilian friend was like "what's the matter?" when I was laughing my ASS off
It's better than his actual name, which is about 17 words long....
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 9:05 pm | #
Can't see it.
That would have scared the hell out of me too JEnner!
"I love the new song! It's totally cute!"
Jesus | 06.23.06 - 9:02 pm |
That's because Jesus is love.
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries)
...That or Jesus is KEN PAVES.
Just joking.
Vrazilian = very brazilian
so ya, I meant Brazilian
david: ta mere
bits | 06.23.06 - 9:05 pm | #
It was an animated kermit fucking a teddy bear doggy style.
jenner | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 9:07 pm | #
Glad you laughed too!
@ Jenner. I think that shit would've startled me too!
...That or Jesus is KEN PAVES.
Just joking.
coffey0072 | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 9:07 pm | #
in that case I am VERY disappointed in Jesus's hairstyling abilities - he can turn water into wine, but he can't give a starlet a decent hairstyle tsk tsk
Oh.. mr photographer make a personal picture copy for me so I can see with eyes opened.. what I look like if I had friends..
Did they mix Holiday with this?
off topic
LOL
does anybody knows what ever happened to moist for meloni???
just wondering...
I heard it on the radio today, it was cheesy, Nick's music is Better!
she's gasping and wheezing to keep up and try to put some life in her voice, but the brain response vocal cords.. and tongue communication is lagging..
http://www.animatedgif.net/naugh.../
naughty2.shtml
Blue....try this link and scroll down
Vanina...that's a good question. I haven't seen her either.
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 9:10 pm | #
*Bookmarks*
...That or Jesus is KEN PAVES.
Just joking.
coffey0072 | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 9:07 pm | #
in that case I am VERY disappointed in Jesus's hairstyling abilities - he can turn water into wine, but he can't give a starlet a decent hairstyle tsk tsk
jenner | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 9:09 pm | #
Here's your pass... hold on to it, the bus to hell is leaving in a bit.
Blue...I know....I love it.
I'm out for now... gonna go eat chinese for dinner. I'm starving, I could eat a whole poodle... oh, oops.
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.23.06 - 9:11 pm | #
In that case, give me one too.
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 9:10 pm | #
Kermit is SO EAGER there! He's LOVIN' IT!
Enjoy Prico. Have a dumpling for me.
Here's your pass... hold on to it, the bus to hell is leaving in a bit.
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.23.06 - 9:11 pm | #
thank you for the free one, these things are PRICEY *slips card into wallet*
Bye Prico!
Jenner....I know. If Jennifer wasn't already Kermit, I'd totally use that. But I did get myself another one. We'll see when it gets approved and if it works. It's a bit cleaner though.
I'm out for now... gonna go eat chinese for dinner. I'm starving, I could eat a whole poodle... oh, oops.
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.23.06 - 9:12 pm | #
see ya on the bus, pal!
Toodles! I'll bring you some cat... er... egg rolls.
Wow look at Kermit go!
Bonnie - that's why I have to have 2 addies - so I can switch 'em up, I get bored easily
enjoy it Prico...
have a great weekend, osito!!!!!
*cue ghost noises* see? ooooooooh
Just call me David Blaine
David Kim Bong Pimpong Blaine
Bye prico!
I may be back, late.
does anyone else doubt that prico is in fact talking about a dude, and not actual Chinese FOOD?
Yeah Jenner?
I'm Chris Angel....Step outta the way.
Prico
i'll connect you from my dreams
Yeah, I'll have to sign up with another email addy. I'm just lazy. I'm also generally too lazy to switch up the avvies. I need to find something good and make it mine. I would have gone with the frog thing....since that is me. I collect frogs. But, I'll leave that to MJF and Jennifer. I need to find something that is all mine.
jenner | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 9:16 pm | #
i hope so
i like to see people in love...or at least happy
You know Prico isn't going out for Chinese and gonna be gone for HOURS. How long does it take to eat a pu pu platter really?????
Bonnie - well, there are 6 million Britney avvies, why not combat that with MORE FROGS!
Hell, I'm thinking about getting a THIRD addy just so I can switch gravs more often. I need help, lol.
You know Prico isn't going out for Chinese and gonna be gone for HOURS. How long does it take to eat a pu pu platter really?????
My Pookie | 06.23.06 - 9:17 pm | #
It's not the eating that takes the time. It's the bathroom time after. That can easily take hours.
and now I'm back.
pu pu platter - SO many things I wanna say right now...........
BTW - oh yeah, Pookie????? I challenge you to an "avatar off"
hmmmm...if I find a good frog that I like, maybe I'll go with it. We'll see.
hmmmm...if I find a good frog that I like, maybe I'll go with it. We'll see.
Jenner-check it out: http://icons.dirkdigital.com/
ico...rainguyhump.gif
I hope this damn thing works.
Gotta watch that avvie switching! Sends Foo into a meth attack! LOL!
TA DAH!
Bonnie
go with the frog!!!!
pizza is here
BBL!!!
Bye Vanina. MMM pizza sounds good...
jenner | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 9:19 pm | #
Nahhhh, you'd win. I only have two
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 9:19 pm | #
MY FAVOURITE is when he's all (in offended British accent) "Now see here!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You HAVE to get Scout to animate that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK that smurf sucking the nipple gif was funny as hell.
I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws football on ground, does touchdown dance*
I like it Blue. That will be cool.
I like the smurf too.
wontingwitch is constipated | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 9:21 pm | #
I liked Bart yanking it over the Little Mermaid, lol.
*smacks Jenner on the ass*
OK that smurf sucking the nipple gif was funny as hell.
wontingwitch is constipated | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 9:21 pm | #
anyone else notice Bart is REALLY TALL in the Simpsons one????? O_o
HolyShiznit! E. Pierce Marshall has died upexpectedly, apparently, from some sort of "brief and aggressive infection."
Does this mean that Anna Nicole Smith is about to get paid in the shade?? I don't know. But this definitely changes the way her lawsuit will pan out.
I noticed that too Jenner....
I thought it was just me 0_o
I'm glad I could provide some entertainment.
jenner | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 9:23 pm | #
Guess he had a growth spurt. Hee hee "Spurt".
coffey0072 | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 9:24 pm | #
oh you KNOW she seduced him & some silicone leaked into his system - THAT'S the mysterious infection, NO DOUBT
coffey0072 | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 9:24 pm | #
Is that the old dude's son?
Coffey!!!! Stop!!!!
hu huh huh hu "spurt" huh huh huh
"brief and aggressive infection."
Uh HUH.
Laughing at the dead. Has the bus left yet?
jenner | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 9:26 pm | #
LOL HA HA HA HA HA
Here Blue, you can come sit next to me and Jenner on this bus.
*Pookie makes room for Blue Rose*
No lie, My Pookie. I just read it on Yahoo News.
E. Marshall Pierce is the son she was wrangling with in court, over the money, Bonnie.
She just won the right to retry her case, and now E. Marshall has died.
Laughing at the dead. Has the bus left yet?
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 9:26 pm | #
do you have ANY idea how hard it was for me NOT to make jokes re: that "morbid fascination" thing? SO hard, almost bit my tongue (well, my fingers I suppose) clean off....
WOW!!! She's probably dancing naked right now!!!!
Resist the urge jenner. resist....
3 minutes ago
DALLAS - E. Pierce Marshall, who feuded for years with former Playboy Playmate
Anna Nicole Smith over his father's oil fortune, has died, his spokesman said Friday. He was 67.
Marshall died unexpectedly Tuesday evening in the Dallas area from a brief and extremely aggressive infection, the family said in a written statement released through spokesman David Margulies. He declined to provide additional details.
"The family would politely request that their privacy be respected during this extremely difficult time as they grapple with this devastating loss," the statement said.
Smith married Texas oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II in 1994, when she was 26 and he was 89. He died the following year. Since then, E. Pierce Marshall has been locked in a legal battle over her entitlement to the estate.
The U.S. Supreme Court last month revived former Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith's pursuit of her late husband's oil fortune, ruling Monday that the one-time stripper deserves another day in court.
The case has had twists and turns. Smith won a $474 million judgment, which was cut to about $89 million and eventually reduced to zero.
"Mr. Marshall leaves behind a legacy of being, first and foremost, a remarkable husband, father and grandfather, a successful business visionary and a man of unrivaled perseverance and principle," the Margulies statement said.
It's sad to live that long, and your legacy, is that your father fucked-if that was possible-some vapid whore.
Wow. That's true Blue. Sad.
i don't have the strength to read 500+ responses....let's just all agree this single can do nothing but suck, something i'm sure jessica is very good at doing....
Yeah, My Pookie. Dancing naked, and janking them big, fake titties of hers, 'round and about, with Howard K. Stern, her lawyer/boy-bitch.
Wow - after reading this thread, I feel like I need a French/English dictionary! If being bilingual is going to be a prerequsite to reading blog comments, I am screwed! As far as the song goes, well it sucks but I think that everyone agrees on that.....how is it that Paris Hilton's song is a little bit better(and I mean a tiny little bit) yet we know she has no vocal talent and Jessica is talented but puts this shit out?????
letinstar...
LOL! Is it up to that many? We haven't talked about her in awhile!
My Pookie | 06.23.06 - 9:30 pm | #
I can ONLY IMAGINE how excited she is right now
Coffey,
I want to like her, but I just can't. She is tooooooo trashy for me. I can't believe the trailer park (literally) let her out.
Interesting. Yeah....Anna Nicole is celebrating.
jjj | 06.23.06 - 9:33 pm | #
OMG it's not just me! I said the same thing!!!! They're both complete & utter shit, but Paris's is better (better complete & utter shit)
KILLS me to praise that twat in any way, even in a totally backhanded way
I was born in '84 and have no memory of Madge's Holiday... Public Affair still sucks and sounds like crap though.
I have a feeling ALL the clubs/ school dances will be playing this... and the only people who will listen to it are going to be under 21.
I'm not going to listen to either of these whores because I personally don't want to have my eardrums hate me for forcing them to listen to horrid music.
wanna see if my new name fits....
sweeeeeeet........
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage |
i like it!!!!!
kim bong pimpong...
Nice Jenner.
Well guys, I'm gonna head out. I have to work on my resume so I can get away from my psycho dickhead boss. Talk to you all later!
Bye My Pookie!
By Pookie. Nice name Jenner.
'night pookie!
Thanks Bonnie - you inspired me to come forward with my true identity....
I am still laughing at the curtain flying past you, Jenner. Was it by any chance a flying carpet? Perhaps you did not know Aladdin lives above you....
hub wants the computer...
sigh*
i don't want to start fighting again so i'll just leave!!!!
good night and have fun over the weekend!!!
and please take care
if Prico comes later ask him how was "food"
LOL!!!!
*kisses*
Bye Vanina!
Jenner aka kim bong pimpong -
I am convinced Paris has sold her soul to the devil so that explains any possible talent she pretends to have. She obviously got ripped off...if I sold my soul I would try to negotiate some REAL talent (although a deal with the devil would explain why she gets laid so much!)
that was truly a terrible, horrible song.
Ciao My Pookie and everyone else. Guess I should turn in, since I have to work on a flipping raining, humid, SATURDAY. arggh.
ciao ciao!
I am still laughing at the curtain flying past you, Jenner. Was it by any chance a flying carpet? Perhaps you did not know Aladdin lives above you....
missb | 06.23.06 - 9:47 pm | #
wonder if they'll let me borrow it? Especially when I have to go grocery shopping - LOT easier to carry everything I bet if I can FLY
This has got to be a joke. Sounds like some fucked up wanna be 80s jam.
Bye Coffey! Can't believe they're making you work on a saturday. BASTARDS!!!
jjj | 06.23.06 - 9:48 pm | #
no shit! I don't doubt at ALL that there's some pact with the devil goin' on there (although you're right, she TOTALLY got ripped off - but he IS satan, and with that comes a certain level of craftiness, you know?) Anyway, ya, I simply refuse to believe that ther are people THAT horrible out there purely by chance, by some fluke of mother nature
'night coffey! Hope you don't run into anymore scamming amputees.........
oh boy, that sealed it, goin' to hell...........
Bye Coffey and Vanina
Hell, Heather Mills ,aka I-lean, was my one way ticket to hell, lol.
I-lean
ha ha ha....I knew there was a reason I love you guys!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the water?
Bob
Move on over. I need a seat on that bus.
or a guy with no arms & legs on your front porch?
Matt
fuckin' hell, making fun of amputees - a new low......
Oh, I already have a headache, I'm so not listening to her crap song tonight.
Christine. Good idea. I didn't listen either.
Jenner. It's all good. Not to worry. We're going to hell anyway. Might as well enjoy ourselves.
jenner-
After you are done shopping is there any way you can swing by DAVID's place and fly him back to France????
Oh, and pick up Kenny Paves and drop him off at 666 Satan's Circle.
The code at the gate is,well, #666 of course.
He would reside in the underworld more often, except his cheap wiglets have a tendency of melting down there.
no shit
what do you call a mexican woman with no legs?
cunt's a way low.
missb | 06.23.06 - 10:03 pm | #
pleeeeeease stop, you're frickin' KILLING me
I also see that no one found David as amusing as HE did, eh?
conselou. get it? oh my god, I'm going to hell.
Christine :lol That was great. I never heard that one!
christine cock garage | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 10:05 pm | #
wrong on SO many levels
christine cock garage | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 10:05 pm | #
I *heart* you, Christine!
christine cock garage | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 10:05 pm | #
I *heart* you, Christine!
i heart all of you too!
group hug, then we masterbate.
There is my new avatar...hey...it's supposed to be moving. Damn it. WTF?
jenner, aka kbp.
I think DAVID was really Gerard Depardeau. He is hoping for a comeback and is gauging how well people respond to "the frenchness". Not to be confused with "the hotness".
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 10:12 pm | #
I think you need Scout's assistance. I have never gotten one to work without her help.
It starts like Madonna's old 80's song... Lucky Star.
I like Lucky Star, but not this Public Affair...
It's not one of those song where I would sing while driving to the clubs with my girlfriends...
This song is... is... what's the word that really goes with this song...... The song sounds so "sissy". hehehe... I can't think of another word for it.
I think DAVID was really Gerard Depardeau.
that fucker makes me wish I was gay. yuck.
oh I don't think Gerard Depardeau could EVER be confused with ANYTHING re: hotness
and we know celebs read dlisted, AND we know dlisted is getting more & more well known. So it's NOT such a crazy idea......hmmm...........
I am going to try another avatar...be back...
Blia | 06.23.06 - 10:16 pm | #
we ALL liked Lucky Star the first time we heard it......didn't know they were doing a remake
Hi-DEE-Ho-Happy-Cunts! and 56 more hours till hubby goes back to work
testing.....
have i missed any idiots tonight? i'm bored and i lost my nipples
hey kitkat!
BLUE - OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kitkatwoman | 06.23.06 - 10:22 pm
Did you get to meet David? Lovely man. *guffaw*
SIGHS is David still wanting to shove his cock up his own ass...I mean show his cock still?
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 10:23 pm | #
You OK?
hi Jenner & Blue and all my other favorite bitches(men AND women)
Hey kitkat.
Blue...who is that?
none of these girls do anything original. papa joe will probably strong arm the radio stations and trl into putting it in heavy rotation although he no longer has newlyweds to use as leverage.
yoooo-hoooooo Bonnie!
ever feel drunk even though your NOT drunk? thats me tonight
well let's just say - christine's suggestion @ 10:11 pm | # - not far in "coming"
is it your GOAL to torture me??!??!?!?!?
Ok, I found another Avatar and I uploaded it. We'll see what happens. This one will move. I think. And it will make you dizzy. You'll all hate me.
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 10:25 pm | #
It's a Mystery Science Theater 3000 pic of Mike Nelson. I think I've killed Jenner, lol.
I HAVE to go back to Dr F in honour of this moment.........
i cant write as I please with all these people at home, i finally kicked hubby upstairs *rolls eyes*
ha ha ha. You guys crack me up. Never watched Mystery Theater 3000.
Back all I did the dumbest shit earlier said bye and forgot to post.............fucking blonde moment!!!
Oh, Bonnie, you must. It is High-larious.
she sounds childish doesnt she?
Hey Bitchin
God I miss her titties
i need a t-shirt that says:
I'm on my period and clotting may occur...
Jenner, LOL
the first time we ever talked, it was about beating the meat.
I saw the guy today who wanted everyone to look at his cock.
do we get the strangest fucking trolls, or what? damn!
Thanks Denisse, because I didn't see your last 4,000 posts.
Never watched Mystery Theater 3000.
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 10:28 pm | #
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!
HIYA BONNIE
OMG what the fuck...... that is one fucked up post below ...........ewwwwwwwwwwwww
4,000 posts.
Blue Rose
actually its 5,730 posts
kitkatwoman | 06.23.06 - 10:30 pm | #
that is the PERFECT shirt for you - we ALL know how much you love talking about your period
Jenner. I'm sorry. I guess I'm deprived.
sounds like paula abdul...and that it is not a compliment...
this song sucks! she has the money why doesnt she pay someone to write something good for her, i have to admit paris hilton's song is better
kitkatwoman | 06.23.06 - 10:31 pm | #
Must have missed the other 1,730.
Jenner i have no one else to bitch about my period too or let alone will listen to me!
Day 3 of 7 here, incase anyone was wondering!
God I miss her titties
Nick Lachey | 06.23.06 - 10:29 pm | #
kit kat's avvie should help you out - kitkat, you mind flashing those tittays to Nick Lachey?
should have used this one
need a t-shirt that says:
I'm on my period and clotting may occur...
kitkatwoman | 06.23.06 - 10:30 pm | #
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clotting and mood swings might occur lol
anything for NICK since he is/was the victim
kitkatwoman | 06.23.06 - 10:33 pm | #
oh don't get me wrong, I wasn't COMPLAINING - friggin' cracks me up EVERY DAMN TIME
i was thinking madonna's Dress You Up it sounded like....
my kid loves jessica simpson, I gotta divert her attention elsewhere :O that reeked
bitch'in my mood swings are 24/7/365 and i dont need my period for that! my mulitple personalities love to perform
Kitkat...then I guess I shouldn't tell you that I am supposed to get my period and I got nothing this month...no worries not prego....just the pill I'm on. I get the cramps and the mood issues but no period. Usually get spotting but not even that this time.
J | 06.23.06 - 10:35 pm | #
You've forced me to whip out my other avie.....
even I want to fondle these tits and I'm not into chicks other than Angelina! *blushes*
i would give my husbands left nut to not have a period for just 1 month
Yeah Kitkat, I have huge boobs myself yet I can't stop staring at your avvie.
i gets no mo periods here baby!!!! been free for 2 1/2 yrs now wwwwwwoooooooohhhhhhhhhhooooooo
Kitkat....birth control pills
ON TOPIC my kids stole my speakers so i cant here Jester-ca's song, THANK GOD
My mom got a hysterectomy and the next time I was at her house, she dug out all her tampons and gave them to me laughing saying she would never need them again. And just kept saying HA HA HA HA.
Bonnie, we call you lucky.
Bonnie, we call you lucky.
My periods are heavy, not painful or crampy. I cant go on BC(tubal ligation) b/c of my migraine history. And since I am healthy OTHERWISE, dr's wont do anything else unless I lie about it becoming painful and blah blah blah...
i bet 1% of the men here have left w/our period talk..
how fast is gravatar lately? wanna see if my new one is here....
not yet.......need it b4 the game on Sunday - GO ENGLAND!
Kitkat...that makes sense.
I had to go on the pill when I was 13 because I had such bad periods. I've been on it ever since. My eggs are probablyin a coma by now.
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 10:42 pm | #
Prett fast. I uploaded this one about an hour ago.
Bonnie i got mine 2 !/2 yrs ago at the grand ole age of 32....best fucking thing to ever happen to me lol when i go off on a rampage around here hubby thinks it's a hormonal thing....cool huh i got a bitch pass lol
every month i make the comment to my husband that I am ready to rip out my uterus and toss it out the car window, and he says DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO TELL ME THIS? i say YES GOD DAMMIT
not yet.......need it b4 the game on Sunday - GO ENGLAND!
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 10:42 pm | #
What do you have up your sleeve, avatar wise? *raises eyebrow*
Jenner. It took about an hour and a half to get that baby approved and I just submitted another one so, we'll see how long that takes.
What do you have up your sleeve, avatar wise? *raises eyebrow*
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 10:43 pm | #
nuthin' nekkid, but it's still ahot hot hot Becks
Did U see this yet? Saw it at work today - almost had to leave the building -
http://cupofshirt.blogspot.com/2...sweet-
lord.html
Kitkat. I hear ya. I say I'm going to rip my ovaries out.
At one point, my dr took me off the pill to see what would happen. The pill I was on wasn't agreeing with me. Well, I stopped taking it...I had my period for 9 weeks. I kid you not and I'm not talking light either. It was AWFUL. I have never had suicidal thoughts but that is the closest I ever got. I can't even tell you how bad it was. Well, I could but that could get gross.
i need this ava to rub her titties and make the men happy
oh jenner...that is yummy. really yummy. (fyi, my birthday is next month and he'd make a really nice gift. You don't even have to gift wrap him).
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 10:46 pm | #
I saw it. Becks doesn't do much for me. Guess I'm all dried out or something, lol.
9 weeks *stoic face*
in a certain frame of mind I would have probably been in jail if I had my period for 9 weeks, I have bigtime anger management issues and 63 days of bleeding would put me in federal prison for sure
*grabs a v8* heres to you kitkat !!!! (putting vodka in it now)
Becks doesn't do much for me. Guess I'm all dried out or something, lol.
Blue Rose
when Becks leave Alien Posh you will rejuice up woman!
he's on the top of my list for WCEC - always has been, always will be
There have been many to come & go, but he & I are FOREVER.
You can borrow him for your birthday though, because I'm just cool & secure like that.
bitch'in THANK YOU!
World cup has been on ALL FUCKING DAY in this house w/His Highness in his Archie chair
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 10:48 pm | #
that's OK, you & I BOTH TOTALLY 100% AGREE on Owen, so I forgive you
Kit...yeah. I was close to going insane. And I couldn't even use tampons because I would go through the heaviest ones in less than an hour. It was awful. I cried a lot.
It was after 9 weeks that the dr decided the pill would be a good idea again. I couldn't take it anymore. She understood.
KitKat invests in Tampax | 06.23.06 - 10:48 pm | #
You know how men are supposed to get sympathy type carp when their wives are pregnant? When I was 13, my sister had a baby, and was living with us. You know how you have a long, heavy flow after it's born? I had a damn sympathy PERIOD for my sister! We were fighting with each other over those gigantic maxi-pads for a month.
i would add Becks to my "WHO WOULD YOU BLOW" list
KitKat invests in Tampax | 06.23.06 - 10:50 pm | #
sorry, this is the ONE time I gotta side with hubby - I'd be parked there too
If men had periods, the goverment would deliver tampons, kotex and midol, free of charge every month to every house.
Speaking of clots and things that belong in the toilet.
Do you think that everyone in the Simpson camp really thinks the song is good, or do they hear it and just laugh behind her back? Because I honestly can't imagine anyone ACTUALLY thinking that this song won't go "straight to karaoke". Or Kidz Bop. Or the soundtrack of a Babysitter's Club video.
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 10:50 pm | #
Owen. HURRAH! Moisture has returned!
Oh Blue that sucks.
Thank goodness Always makes the ultra thin pads...that's all I gotta say. Well, that and one last thought...adult diaper rash...
ughhhh clots/bleeding POST pregnancy is like letting RED jello come out of your cooch, yeah DISGUSTING i know but thats how i felt for 8 weeks after having 3 kids, i would sit on the toilet and just let it all hang out, literally
FUCKING gross but i dont care
Missb...you hit the nail on the head with that description.
i would add Becks to my "WHO WOULD YOU BLOW" list
KitKat invests in Tampax | 06.23.06 - 10:50 pm | #
ummmmm that and who would you swallow for list
if men gave birth, ABORTIONS would be at 7-11, McD's and the government would pay for them, in my opinion
ughhhh clots/bleeding POST pregnancy is like letting RED jello come out of your cooch, yeah DISGUSTING i know but thats how i felt for 8 weeks after having 3 kids, i would sit on the toilet and just let it all hang out, literally
FUCKING gross but i dont care
KitKat invests in Tampax | 06.23.06 - 10:52 pm
been there done that!!! have 3 lil emps myself
missb | 06.23.06 - 10:51 pm | #
BEAUTIFUL introduction to that post
I honestly think they don't even CARE if it's good, all they see when they look at Jessica (besides titties) is this - $$$$$$$$
And Pops is the worst of all (although he sees BOTH $$$$ and (oYo)
i would sit on the toilet and just let it all hang out, literally
KitKat invests in Tampax | 06.23.06 - 10:52 pm | #
having had no children myself, I am officially in the dark and COMPLETELY grossed out(which is hard to do) - CONGRATS KIT KAT!
I think this song is HORRIBLE which is sad cause I was expecting and willing to listen to it and enjoy it...WELL that didn't work out so well!! HORRIBLE 13 year old Bubble Gum CRAP!! JESSICA SIMPSON - SWEETIE YOUR VOICE IS BETTER THAN THAT!!!
If men had periods, the goverment would deliver tampons, kotex and midol, free of charge every month to every house.
christine cock garage | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 10:51 pm | #
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if men had the visit from aunt flo they would have found a vacum to take care of it 10 min and your done till next month
if men had the visit from aunt flo they would have found a vacum to take care of it 10 min and your done till next month
bitch'in makes life fun | 06.23.06 - 10:57 pm | #
That's actually not a bad idea.
It's better than Paula Abdul!!!!
my who would i blow list:
George FUCKING Clooney
Clive Owen
Ewan McGregor
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Brendan Fraser
Becks
Colin Farrell
Colin Firth(love him!)
Harrison Ford(Indiana Jones days)
Jude Law(pre Sienna Miller)
Gael Carcia Bernal( MUCHO HOTTNESS)
Jim Caviezel(FUCKING SMOKING)
I think this song is HORRIBLE which is sad cause I was expecting and willing to listen to it and enjoy it...WELL that didn't work out so well!! UpALLOFYOURASSES | 06.23.06 - 10:56 pm | #
mmm red jello
oh i forgot RUSSELL CROW because I bet he fucking talks dirty as shit
Continuing the off topic parade...Aaron Spelling just died. Poor Tori's going to find herself out of the will!
Ewan McGregor
Becks
Gael Carcia Bernal( MUCHO HOTTNESS)
KitKat invests in Tampax | 06.23.06 - 10:58 pm | #
I'll take THESE guys off your hands, thank you very much *kneels*
oh he died :O too bad...next on the WHO WOULD YOU BLOW LIST....
Thanks, Bonnie.
MTV should just give the bitch a co-hosting job. Like on Singled Out. She is a pretty girl, but should not be attempting music or acting.
Didn't Carmen Electra have a rap cd or some shit like that? Luckily for us, she wised up. Eye candy with good hair and a rack. Nothing more.
And doesn't Joe Simpson remind you of Monty Burns from the Simpsons?
Continuing the off topic parade...Aaron Spelling just died. Poor Tori's going to find herself out of the will!
Blurgle Loves Zahara | 06.23.06 - 11:00 pm | #
he DID die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - he had the stroke on Sunday, she was still here in T.O. as of yesterday - I TRULY HOPE SHE IS OUT OF THE WILL - ALSO bcs she came to Canada & had her hubby's ex-wife kicked out of a party,when the ex-wife IS CANADIAN, IT'S HER F*CKING COUNTRY & this dumb Tori twat kicks HER out of the party - used to not mind Tori Spelling, can't STAND the bitch now
George FUCKING Clooney
NO NO NO NO NO I told your ass before damn it..... it's george fuck me hard clooney Kitkat damn it get it right!!
my hubby is very handsome and can go at it like he was 25(he is 41) I wonder if I can get him to wear a George Clooney mask? hmmmmmm
Damn...I can't believe how many posts are here. What the hell is going on?
Hello to all the hot bitches on dlisted.
I can't find the Aaron Spelling news anywhere...........????
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MY BECKS AVVIE WOOHOO!!!!!!!!! GO ENGLAND!!!!!!!!
Blurgle Loves Zahara | 06.23.06 - 11:00 pm |
Well damn. I hope Tori is left out of the will, homewrecking whore.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/...t.ap/
index.html
Aaron Spelling
LOL, jenner!
I bet Papa Joe does lines of blow of her t-t's.
Eww, I felt so dirty even saying that bc it probably is true!
she sounds like a 12 year old
Sassy! we are trashing Chestica in between talking about our periods and WHO WOULD WE BLOW!
the bitch totally tried to do Madonnas Holiday song Shut THE FUCK UP you stupid bitch
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 11:07 pm | #
May need to get me some Cole or Owen now, lol.
I got my new avvie.
Kit, I totally agree with the list minus Brendan Fraser. Just doesn't do it for me. I could also add to the list but I'm just a whore.
Poor Aaron. RIP
HI YA SASSY WITH YOUR FINE ASS
oh i forgot RUSSELL CROW because I bet he fucking talks dirty as shit
KitKat invests in Tampax | 06.23.06 - 11:00 pm | #
GROSS! He looks like a mutt. What do you see in him? 
Hey Sassy and Fl Girl.
LOL i dont know what I see in him but I think its the ACCENT that is a turn on and his fighting in Cinderella Man
Bonnie i love that ava!
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 11:09 pm | #
Perty, Bonnie!
Didn't i tell ya'll earlier that as soon as that wall eyed bitch got there that her face would push him in the grave????.that will be 10 dollars please (taps foot with hand out)
Thanks kit kat. I think it's the new me.
KitKat invests in Tampax | 06.23.06 - 11:11 pm | #
oh man, in Gladiator........still quiver when I see him in that *shiver*
I mean *quiver*
ah, WTF - *shiver & quiver*
Thanks blue.
OK, I"m watching Meerkat manner because of all the talk the other day. These things are cute.
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 11:02 pm | #
He really did die? I can't believe that. How sad. Prayers to the family and even to Tori at this time.
PS..Trying to check up, bitches.
Who died?
I actually don't hate Tori. I dont know why but I can't.
*runs and hides trying to avoid the pork chops*
May need to get me some Cole or Owen now, lol.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 11:08 pm | #
you should, because we gotta support ENGLAND! GO ENGLAND! (since Canada won't have a team in the World Cup until at least 2098, if ever, I always go for England, so GO ENGLAND!!!!!!!
WE ALSO have to support hot football guys - it's a worthy, charitable endeavour.........
Aaron Spelling died
Prico....Aaron Spelling.
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 11:15 pm | #
I didn't until the T.O. thing - fucking bitch comes to Canada & throws a CANADIAN out of a party - ooooh *blood boiling*
Awww... such a loss.
Ok, Jenner. I guess that entitles you.
Hey, hot Prico. Missed you, hot bitch. I feel bad for the family but you know that Tori will be getting alot of money.
Prico...how was the chinese ma....um, food?
I didn't know Aaron Spelling produced the And the Band Played On movie. Weird, considering what kind of shows he put on the air.
It was alright, I had shrimp chips for appetizer, and shrimp and broccoli in garlic sauce for main course. I didn't eat much, because I got sleepy, and I can't eat when I'm sleepy, I get very angry.
Bonnie..Don't talk about food. I am getting hungry.
Maybe I should watch an episode of 90210 I have on tivo in memory of aaron.
WE ALSO have to support hot football guys - it's a worthy, charitable endeavour.........
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 11:15 pm | #
I'll do it for the love of the hot football guys.
I am off like a Kenny Paves wiglet. Goodnight, and R.I.P Mr.Spelling.
Sorry sassy.
Prico...that's interesting that eating while tired makes you angry. I didn't mean to but I laughed when I read that. It was a funny pic I had in my mind.
bye missb
Holiday! Celebrate!
Oh, wait... this is not that song. Goddamit, Chestica, could you be more original?!?
Night Missb.
Prico..Sounds like you need to get some sleep soon. Don't be mad. You just need a spanking.
anyone else going to see Superman next week? i dont know why but I think i may like it, i was never a Christopher Reeves fan when he was Superman
After all the comparison's to madge, I may have to break down and actually listen to this song. hmmmm...
I am off like a Kenny Paves wiglet. Goodnight, and R.I.P Mr.Spelling.
missb | 06.23.06 - 11:21 pm | #
night missb!!!!
missb | 06.23.06 - 11:21 pm | #
Good night.
Damn, we're at 744 posts by my computer's count.
fuck I'm hungry too, but I've eaten everything that's already made, I don't really wanna cook @ 11:20 @ night
I can't wait to see superman. I am so there. The previews look really good.
KitKat loves her Reeses Cups | 06.23.06 - 11:22 pm | #
The only reason I would see it, is Kevin Spacey. I love, love, LOVE that man.
I'll do it for the love of the hot football guys.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 11:20 pm | #
that's fine!
R.I.P. Aaron
R.I.P. Tori's career
*Hangs head and prays*
i just ate 4 reeses cups from the freezer and i'm hankering for lemon meringue pie too!
xoxo!
I'm so not hungry. I take vicodin for my cramps and they totally kill the appetite.
waiting for July 7th for Johnny again *blushes*
The only reason I would see it, is Kevin Spacey. I love, love, LOVE that man.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 11:24 pm | #
even though he's gay, he STILL turns me the fuck on in that scene in American Beauty when he's gettin' it on with what's her name, Mena Suvari
VERY convincing actor
KitKat loves her Reeses Cups | 06.23.06 -
Not me. I went to see the Breakup with my mom yesterday and loved it! I would see it again.
anyone else going to see Superman next week? i dont know why but I think i may like it, i was never a Christopher Reeves fan when he was Superman
KitKat loves her Reeses Cups | 06.23.06 - 11:22 pm |
I think we're getting advance screening tickets for Monday.
Lemon Meringue pie....YUM! One of my favorite pies. But has to be TART!
I just had a grilled cheese and talked to my mom. She's watching King Arthur for the billionth time. She seems to be stuck on that and Sin City lately. Anyone else sensing a pattern here?
Prico let us know if they digitally reduced Supermans package!
Ok, Prico...you and your advance screenings. So unfair. I need to go to advance screenings.
Blue did you tell your mom she is at the back of the Blowing Clive Owne line? ??????
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 11:25 pm | #
The end of the Usual Suspects alway gives me the tinglies, lol.
You know I'm gonna be staring at Superman's package... even though Brandon Routh does nothing for me.
KitKat loves her Reeses Cups | 06.23.06 - 11:27 pm | #
I'll let her know
Your mom likes Sin City? Whoa, I like your mom.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 11:26 pm | #
oh, grilled cheese - I have actual cheese, not cheese slices - pain in the add, but totally doable........hmmm......... *gets ketchup out of fridge*
KitKat loves her Reeses Cups | 06.23.06 - 11:24 pm | #
Damn!!!!! Eat some for me, ok?
xoxo!
missb | 06.23.06 - 11:24 pm | #
Night hot bitch. Sorry I didn't get to talk to you this evening. Sweet dreams.
the only thing that disappoints me with SUPERMAN is Kate Bosworth, i hate that cunt
HA "pain in the add" - I SO wish I was an accountant, bcs I would use that all the time if I was
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 11:24 pm | #
Give me some of that shit.
I never saw Sin City. I have such a long list of movies I need to see. Law School totally cramped my style. I missed so many movies it's not fair.
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.23.06 - 11:28 pm | #
My mom is one of a kind, lol.
I took a training yesterday at work, and one of the guys was like the gay lovechild of Clive Owen and Kevin Spacey. I wanted to die...
He's coming back for another training on Monday. Maybe I should invite him out...
Sassy, I dont have the pie. That's Kitkat....let's go raid her house!
Prico...that guy sounds yummy.
hahahaha.........pie.
Oh my god, it took all I had for me not to say "papi, I have a question".
sure come over but NO ONE touches my PEPSI, you will be leaving limbs if anyone touches the PEPSI...
I love Kevin Spacey. I saw him on Broadway...I wanted to jump out of my seat onto the stage and onto him but I didn't.
Kit...no problem. I'm a coke girl. Well, diet coke. I hate pepsi. So, we'll get along just fine.
*fires up the helicooter to get to Kit's house*
sure come over but NO ONE touches my PEPSI, you will be leaving limbs if anyone touches the PEPSI...
KitKat loves her Reeses Cups | 06.23.06 - 11:32 pm | #
Deal. Got any coke?
Sorry Bonnie. I had some drinks and I am tired. Kitkat,Bonnie and I are coming over bitch to eat some of your lovely food.
Black Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper, perhaps?
BYOC bring your own Coke
Prico...shall I pick you up on the way? Want some pie?
Diet Coke with Lime? Code Red Mountain Dew? Twisted Green Apple Smirnoff Ice?
I love Kevin Spacey. I saw him on Broadway...I wanted to jump out of my seat onto the stage and onto him but I didn't.
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 11:32 pm | #
I probably wouldn't have been able to contain myself.
*passimg out pie* easy bitches don't tear the room up...*hands prico the phone number to Clive Spacey* we all better now????
As long as it's not hairpie, Bonnie. People are always offering me hairpie here. Don't know why.
Oh, I had a new alcohol the other day in the liquor store. They were giving samples...it was pomegranate liquor. It was SOOOOO good. If you see it, try it.
pie.
I need to go to bed, hot bitches. My daughter has Gymnastics at 9:30am.
Love and hugs.
*Muah*
No prico. Lemon Meringue.
tootle Sassy and GOOD LUCK to the little one
Night Sassy.
Mmmm... pie...
Night Sassy. Sweet Jesus, I've been here almost all evening.
Bye Sassy.
Ok, can anybody explain to me the deal with David? I was totally ignoring the french tete-a-tete going on earlier, even though I understood about 50% of it.
As long as it's not hairpie, Bonnie. People are always offering me hairpie here. Don't know why.
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.23.06 - 11:36 pm | #
WTF?????
Hugs to you hot bitch!
Kitty that's my pot pie. Kitty....kitty.
Maaaaaaaaaaa...kitty's being a dildo.
Well, I know a certain kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
I think the last movie I actually went to see was Scary Movie 2
So they still have those "moving pictures" on large screens, eh? Hmm, might have to check that out sometime....
Prico. I'm not totally sure but he was trying to show people his huge cock. Or so he claims he has. Then he was making fun then spweing french. I'm thinking he escaped from the psych ward somewhere.
nighters sassy ass
nope no pie hair pie you got the phone number prico !!
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 11:39 pm | #
Cartman???? O_o
jenner...that's a lot time. WOW!
Jenner...yes...cartman. When I get drunk....he comes out sometimes but this time...the pie made him come out.
ok i'm out going to dream of lemon pie and clive owen.......WAIT i will pour the lemon pie on clive owen and lick it off of him..yeah MUCH BETTER to fall asleep too!
night bitches! muahhhhhhhh
Night Kit
BEST Cartman ever in Scott Tenorman Must Die episode - already loved him, loved him FOREVER & EVER after that episode
Kitty that's my pot pie. Kitty....kitty.
Maaaaaaaaaaa...kitty's being a dildo.
Well, I know a certain kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 11:39 pm | #
LMFAO!!
Night Kitkat!
LOL, that was too funny, Bonnie. We used to quote that at my old job. And we sang Kyle's Mom is a Bitch.
Prico. I'm not totally sure but he was trying to show people his huge cock. Or so he claims he has. Then he was making fun then spweing french. I'm thinking he escaped from the psych ward somewhere.
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 11:40 pm | #
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on here today??? did i miss that shit?
'night sassy, kitkat
Pity. Was he posting a website?
Prico...I can do that exchange and then there's this one...
Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals. I'm loving proof, beefcake. BEEEEEEFCAAAKKKKE!
That's it. That's all the Cartman I can do.
nighter kitkat
Huh... looks like David stole scout's Britney avatar. Beyotch.
Holy shit, what's going on in here?
yeah, there was a homepage link in there somewhere under David's posts. It was strange and there was some peen. Go look Prico...
Oooh, I didn't see that he stole the avvie. That is SO not cool. Hmmm, maybe it's the same person who stole Sassy's avvie....hmmmm
Not for nothing, and any french people here forgive me, but some french people have the weirdest most fucked up sexual perversions... the japanese have nothing on them.
Thanks for the info prico. You educate me so.
Do tell, Prico...
Ugh, every time I hear the beginning of that Chestica song, I expect Rick Astley to start singing "we're no strangers to love... you know the rules, and so do I..."
Oooh, I didn't see that he stole the avvie. That is SO not cool. Hmmm, maybe it's the same person who stole Sassy's avvie....hmmmm
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 11:46 pm | #
Hmmm. Could be.
the japanese have nothing on them.
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.23.06 - 11:49 pm | #
must disagree - I agree about the french thing, but I have NEVER seen anything like Japanese porn - even TAME Japanese porn is like WOAH!
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 11:52 pm | #
3 words: Hentai tentacle rape. ick.
3 words: Hentai tentacle rape. ick.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 11:53 pm | #
I was at a club once that was playing hentai on big screens - it was some chick superhero, and in order to get into the other dimension (I don't know which one) she had to masturbate
LOTS of tree rape
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
And THIS was on 3 big screens in a night club - who can dance and pay attention to the music when THAT'S on?!?!?!?!
OK I'm lost....Enlighten me please
Ok, I'm feeling so prude today. I never saw Japanese porn and I know nothing about it.
I was at a club once that was playing hentai on big screens - it was some chick superhero, and in order to get into the other dimension (I don't know which one) she had to masturbate
LA BLUE GIRL!!!
Ok, how do I know that...
3 words: Hentai tentacle rape. ick.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 11:53 pm |
Yeah, but that's anime... not real.
Bonnie - a LOT of Japanese porn - well, hentai/maga anyone - is based on YOUNG YOUNG girls being raped.
Real people porn is pretty twisted too
LA BLUE GIRL!!!
Ok, how do I know that...
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.23.06 - 11:56 pm | #
Ahhh, interesting. So, they have animated porn?
I meant "anyway" not anyone
LA BLUE GIRL!!!
Ok, how do I know that...
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.23.06 - 11:56 pm | #
is that it? I tried to find it once bcs I HAD to show someone that I was NOT making it up, but i couldn't find it
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.23.06 - 11:57 pm | #
Yeah, but the fact that they can come up with it is diturbing enough for me.
I thought you couldn't show pubic hair in Japan or is that a myth? Damn, I'm still a bit drunk!
Ahhh, interesting. So, they have animated porn?
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 11:58 pm |
OH MY GOD. It's a billion dollar industry.
Me either Bonnie
Ahhh, interesting. So, they have animated porn?
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 11:58 pm | #
yep - anime, manga, hentai
"Diturbing"? Jesus, I'm tired....
I thought you couldn't show pubic hair in Japan or is that a myth? Damn, I'm still a bit drunk!
Shondi the dadgum bitch | Homepage | 06.23.06 - 11:58 pm | #
They pixelate porn. Not that you'd see anything anyway, since the genitals are so small. HAAAAA!!!
Really Prico...I had no idea. I have friends who lived in Japan and they failed to mention this. Hmmm...what else have people been keeping from me?
I like the song...nice song for the summer.
a lot of it is quite good - but there IS a lot of young young YOUNG girls & rape - it IS anime but like Blue Rose said, it's still disturbing
still lost *talking to myself i think*
Also yaoi (man on man), but their yaoi is totally lame. No peen whatsoever. The hentai is pretty explicit, though.
bitch'in makes life fun | 06.24.06 - 12:00 am |
We're just talking about animated porn where people get buggered by trees and stuff like that, Bitchin'. lol
Really Prico...I had no idea. I have friends who lived in Japan and they failed to mention this. Hmmm...what else have people been keeping from me?
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 11:59 pm |
Did they mention the soiled panties vending machines?
What's the difference between all the different kinds?
Did they mention the soiled panties vending machines?
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.24.06 - 12:01 am | #
Remind me never to get a Coke out of a machine if I ever go to Japan....
Did they mention the soiled panties vending machines?
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.24.06 - 12:01 am | #
Remind me never to get a Coke out of a machine if I ever go to Japan....
Did they mention the soiled panties vending machines?
pricolatino (Dirtstar Diaries) | 06.24.06 - 12:01 am | #
*note to self - ask friend in Japan about these vending machines*
I think anime is all the animated stuff, not just porn. Hentai is porn, usually male/female, female/female, female/demon, etc. Yaoi is animated gay sex, but they show no sex, it's all simulated (I guess that's still taboo).
Mind you, this is what I get from the cartoons, not necessarily the meaning of the words.
soiled panties vending machines? EW...why?
omg ya'll are scaring me ...my daughter wants to go there to visit her best friend. they are a navy family, after this i think the fuck not
Prico....really, you teach me something new everyday. You are like my very own encyclopedia...
Bitchin...maybe she won't leave the base...lol.
LOL, I'll take that as a compliment...
Someone send somebody down here to manually drag me away from my computer, because I can't seem to make myself get up.
ummmmmmmm not going until i speak with the mother about this shit...
Prico...I meant it as one.
Blue...I have the same problem and as I have a laptop, I'm comfy on my couch in front of the tv.
I'm starting to pass out now, soooooooo tired, goodnight everyone! *totally lies, off to watch hentai*
Night Jenner. Sweet dreams
*totally lies before, so tired starting to drool, still hungry though*
I'm mesmerized by my avatar. I just stare at it. *loves vicodin*
Do any of you ho's have a MySpace?
I have a myspace. Not very exciting but I have it.
Night Jenner. I guess I'll go too. *Glares jealously at Bonnie and her laptop* Night all!
I'm out too nighters to all..... sweet dreams to all.
Night Blue. Well, I got the laptop out of necessity. I needed it in law school...I guess I have law school to thank for 1 thing. Only 1 thing.
Well, I am a MySpace loser so click my homepage and be my friend!
Night Bitchin...
Am I all alone now?
ok, shondi...will do. Hold on.
Thanks, Bonnie! I am quite boring, so I will apologize ahead of time!
lol. Shondi...so am I. Perfect fit.
Jessica could sing well, but I hated her after she appeared on Newlyweds.
Shondi the dadgum bitch | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 12:20 am | #
Before I flee for the evening, I invited you to be one of my friends. I barely have a myspace, got one so I could see a friend of mine's pics. If you get an invite from someone named Jamie, that's me.
Ok, night for real now, lol.
My God. This is a blatant ripoff of Madonna's "Holiday".
Blue....you can be my friend too.
I'll get you from Shondi.
TY, Blue Rose...I added you!
This pic below is making me wanna vom, for real!
Shondi...yeah, I agree. I refuse to believe that is what my gyn sees.
I think I may make it my new avvie...BWAHAHAHA!!!
Do you think it will get approved?
Yeah, you know I always try to float away and think of something pleasant during a pap...poor doctor! Who fucking wants to grow up and become an OB/GYN anyway? ACK!
Probably...they approve most anything!
I love my dr. She's great. We just talk about movies. And she is so fast. Faster than any other dr I have ever had.
OB/GYN is better than proctology. IMO
Time for bed... good night, beauties
Night Prico....I'm gonna follow your lead. I'm nodding off.
Night Shondi
True...can you imagine going to school to be an ass doctor...what compels these people? Well, I guess someone's gotta do it!
G'night, y'all! Gettin sleepy here too!
omg 899 posts??
okay whoever said this is a ripoff of Madonna's "Holiday"... you nailed it.
This sucks!!
i'm to young to remember madonnas holiday
I am anon, and I'm an old tired asshole with no friends, and I like to act all big on the internet because in real life i'm just a scared loser who everybody secretly hates, and i am to much of a coward to do anything to change it. I bash on celebrities because i hate my misreable life.
sorry to hear that anon. maybe you should go kill yourself now.
aaron spelling is dead
no way!!!!!
Yep...It sux and that is all I got to say about that!!
Can't stand her...Hate the song.
RIP Mr. Spelling
I'm sad but not surprised. He hasn't looked well for a long time. Awwww....
rip Mr. Spelling
Please please PLEASE push that pap smear picture off the main page!!!
Hey Yahoo says AAron Spelling just died, is it true?
I like this song better the first time I heard it...when it was called HOLIDAY by MADONNA!!!
I loooooooooved Rags to Riches! That was like Annie but every week! I'm such an 80s baby
....
c est cool d ètre seul sur un chat pendant que les boeufs dorment
How much you wanna bet that if there arent any new posts,this thread will reach 10,000?
It's also a total rip off vocal wise of a little known band called Five Star - Love Takeover, and of course Madonna.
Man, I hope Vadge pummels her.
SPIK FRENCH OR IN A GOOD AMERICAN PLEASE
JESSICA SIMPSON IS GONNA DIE OF A BRAIN SUFFOCATION ...
WAKE UP IT S TIME TO MOVE YOUR FAT ASS !!!!!CMON FELLASSSS
Hey Sassy and Fl Girl.
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.23.06 - 11:10 pm | #
Hey bonnie sorry i just woke up
THe beginning sounds like Holiday by Madonna.............
Rest in peace, Aaron Spelling. Thanks for entertaining me so well in my youth.
JESSICA SIMPSON IS DEAD
REST IN PEACE OK????
PAIX A SON AME
UM YOU CAN STOP SHOUTING NOW, DUDE.
morning y'all.Jessica still sucks.
rip Aaron, you did rock.
UM YOU CAN STOP SHOUTING NOW, DUDE.
morning y'all.Jessica still sucks.
rip Aaron, you did rock.
can i mind F... YOU garage a bites lol
i have the theme song from 90210 running in my head now. Love that opening sequence where they are kinda each twirling around and posing when their name appears. Donn Martin Graduates!!!
can i mind F... YOU garage a bites lol
Thank you for your kind thoughts.
Iloved melrose place.
CHRISTINE ? DO YOU HAVE A BLOG ?
I can't believe that hideous pageboy wearing Paves is in the artwork. All of these people suck, but I have to say I am rooting for Lachey's shitty music over her shitty music.
almost 1000 comments..must have been some night y'all!
umm, did you realize that Madonna already knows about the song? no, you didnt rejects! jessica has to get madonna's permission to remake the song like that. assholes. love the song
ok...someone is definitely going to have to explain this single to me. like, is jessica being totally, completely serious about this shit?? am i getting punk'd??? why??? this is hands down the worst song i've ever heard in my life. nick doesn't know this, but it was a blessing in disguise when he & jessica divorced. i'm gonna need her to go away forever and take that tool paves with her. oh my god, i am seriously in disbelief about this single!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Can someone help me? I thought I just paste the link of my fancy gravatar in the email field? Please I am dying to show myself.
Michael K, like witchcraft your hate of Kevin Paves has made him appear more and more. Maybe he is in love with you?
this song rocks.
jessica simpson rocks this shizz.
when its shite its shite, but this is good sorry.
ARE YOU DUMB FELLAS????
THIS SONG ONLY EXIST ON DLISTED
AND DLISTED=IT IS NOT THE REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STUPIDER AND STUPID.
umm, did you realize that Madonna already knows about the song? no, you didnt rejects! jessica has to get madonna's permission to remake the song like that. assholes. love the song
Anonymous | 06.24.06 - 9:54 am | #
Jessica please go back to sucking daddy's dick and stop bothering us
David why don't you get lost? noone wants you here.... go to Perez or something.... you are fucking annoying you are the only stupid one here.. and stop typing in caps you dumb ass!
Jessica please go back to sucking daddy's dick and stop bothering us
florida girl | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 10:09 am | #
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!THIS IS CRUEL BUT SO TRUE
JAcquie...
Put the email address you registered with gravatar in the space where it says email optional and the avatar should appear
MIZRO don't you remenber the other night=your shitty hole was completly dilated with my fat c...!!!!cmon!!!
STOP PRETENDING PLEASE!!!
Jacqui you put the email address that you submitted to gravatar in the Email (optional) space.
morning Bonnie love the grav!
Hey Scout. Thanks. I had to get into the animated world and this one mesmerized me. I think I'll keep it for a while.
you'll hypnotize us all, have us under your spell!
Yes, Aaron Spelling has died. Too bad. Although he certainly had a full and prosperous life.
high scchool is def out.... David you are such a troll.. I think you are out of your league my friend... GET LOST!
Scout...that's my plan. he he hehe.
MizRo where's your grav?
my daughter is an excellent sucker=do you want her to suck your little cocks?
test- sorry
Scout, thanks! I look like hot shit.
I was fooling around with tags and feeling really silly about how important this has become..
yeah, and Ken Paves is still a punk!
Also, is that creepy papa joe on the left?
Jacquie...that is so cute!
Thanks Bonnie, too. I'll stop now. Both of your pics are hot.
It's so hard to stay on this post and try not to get in eyesight of the pap smear pic. Aw, Mk.
I had another grav I made of the hot pic of Harvey with glasses, but someone else has the same grav I noticed (and we both had the same idea to crop a larger pic..)
Cute? It's supposed to be evil and menacing. Ah well..
I AM INVITED AT TORI'S NEXT BOTOX FUNERAL PARTY!
I INVITE THE BIGGEST BRAIN OUT THERE
IT S GONNA BE HARD TO FIND !!
not a fan of the song at all.
cleared my cache Scout hold on
cute Jacqui!
WATCH CNN RIGHT NOW=THERE S MY DEAR AUNT JOAN
LOV HER!!!
David. and all your identities you are like a hemmoroid..... take you shit ass home page and go peddle it eelsewhere asshole
So, I'm sure someone 900+ posts ago already pointed this out, but it's really sad that she has to hire models for the "friends" around her in that shot. And her bff is so fug - never trust a hairstylist with a terrible hairdo or a car salesman with an old shitty car.
I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR THOSE 1000 POSTS!!!!STUPID ANONYMOUS§!!!
if i haven't seen her ugly face i would have sworn it was Hilton the walking STD's voice... or am i dellusional
I love this song!
MARY YOU HAVE A VERY GOOD TASTE!
Holy cow... You B's are still at it?? hahahaha
I'm having sooo much fun here at work... NOT. But at least my flats are hot. Leopard print w/ a peak-a-boo toe. Yup, I'm bored.
J Simpson sucks balls..But Rags to Riches was the hottest show ever! I was so mad when it got cancelled. Ahh, those were the days...lol
Hi, this is Madonnna and I DID NOT approve this song. I mean, have you heard it?
I NEED A BATH OF CHAMPAGNE RIGHT NOW BEFORE AARON'S FUNERAL.
This song is straight outta 1985 but I actually like it. *dodges behind the couch in case someone throws a shoe at her*
THIS SONG IS FANTASTIC
SHUT UP YOU FATS
Wow, that is a lot of freakin posts. Good morning bitches. I am at work. Oh Joy oh Bliss. I need to be packing and moving. This fuckig sucks. Its raining outside and I have to pack and move. And i dont even have a house. It's going into storage until we can find a house.
HELLO DARTH VA JJPUTANANSSSNANANAAAASNANAS!
hello la garce
Morning All
this song SUCKS, as many have already said
i think her career is almost over...don't think her album will do well as most people i know are on TEAM NICK
ASSLEE transformation into the BETTER/HOTTER sister is almost complete!
Mais ferme ta gueule enfin! Merde. T'es shiant. Casse toi conasse.
Mais ferme ta gueule enfin! Merde. T'es shiant. Casse toi conasse.
Darth Va Jay Jay Putas | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 11:56 am | #
nice blog baby!!!
Thanks, LaGarce.
This song sucks assholes. I couldnt even listen to it all.
@ Darth Va Jay Jay Putas: Unfortunately, I'm stuck at work until 5 too. And it happens to be raining and muggy here arggggh.
I've no booze to go home to.
I AM KIDDING FOR JESSICA S SONG!!!!
sounds like paris hilton...they are both dumb skanks
This is why Jessica will never win a Grammy.
Wow, this song is awful... and I'm not even that picky when it comes to music. This is gonna bomb.
I actually like the song. It is something different for her. She usually does long,and drawn out ballads. This is upbeat and fun. I like the change for her. Way to go Jess!!
LOL at Rags to Riches! I'm so damn old I remember that shit! And I loved it.
As for Jessica, girl can't sing!!! I hate that breathy shit people who can't sing do when they can't really hit a note.
She sux.
This song is not good at all. When she says "All the cameras come out for a public affair" it sounds like she is saying CAMELS! I couldn't understand her at first and I thought, WTF are camels coming out? She doesn't enunciate enough and her voice is too breathy, like she is trying too hard to be sexy or something. I wish she would just go away.
damn even paris hilton sounds better than this mcdonald's commercial sh*t
Whoa, holy shit this song stinks!
I will never understand why someone with such an amazing voice will continue to make these lackluster songs. Come on Jessica drop the Breathy Marilyn Monroe Happy Birthday Mr. President...and SANG!!! yea I said SANG. Maybe then your songs wouldn't sound like crap.
Oy Vey
Okay until the end, she turned into Diana Ross.LOL
Those tits are real!
the song freakin' sucks. trash.
What can I say....it suck's
Apparelty I need to improve my photoshop skills, or live my live my life thru beer colored glasses.
i hear kenny wenny and chestica are in nyc this week to promo the wigs!
haha
This single sounds like a par smear.
HORRIBLE! AWFUL! DISGUSTING!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evidently, she took the lyrics "If we took a holiday..." literally, and took a "Holiday". Dumb whore.
Holiday-.........a public afair..celebrate....a public afair...holiday.....
this "song" is such crap..but then again i did hear paris hilton's "song" too..so i can't quite call it the worst
god, why are they playing this crap on the radio???????
Does the Intro sound like Holiday to anyone?
Team Nick! Fuck Jessica Slutson
i really liked it. it's very pop & fun.different for jessica.
everyone is saying they hate it cuz michael hates.
posers
That tune is already being played to death.
I heard it three times in a single hour on the same shit radio station.
public affair sounds an awful lot like early madonna.
i hate to admit it, i enjoy early madonna music but i don't care for jessica simpson.
Ugh, Paris' song has hit the radio here, ugh. This song is pretty terrible and I have nothing to gain by saying that, it truly is god awful.
I didn't think it was that bad... at least it's G rated so my kids can listen to it. As long as she's not a complete tramp in the video it won't do shit on the charts. She needs to get a song writer.
I hope she paid Madonna for the use of her Holiday song.
Personally... I LOVE it. I needed a cute poppy song that could mean something deep, but doesn't have to... Best vocal I have heard from Miss Simpson.
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