Jesus! If I ever said that to my dad, he'd cut my head off and not even consider sewing it back on!
hello
You think I can think of saying that to my parents let alone look at them when they were talking.
Bruce you have been punked by whatever his name is. He's rasing your kids now
Seriously. I mean, I assuming I'm a lot older than most of you, but could you ever really say that to your FATHER? Just thinking about doing that gives me the flying shits.
Claro, se não impões respeito aos teus filhos, eles falam assim contigo.
No rules, no respect.
And then Jonathan Ross replied: "My kids just call me a lazy cunt"
Classic TV.
Some parents ARE idiots, and likely deserve it.
(White trash brigade...looking your way...)
Why does Bruce Willis think he's still a stud? And how is the grey-haired asshat rocking the shiny suit?
My dad would have ripped my head off and shit down my neck hole if I ever did that. My mom and I do it jokingly now, call each other, "whore" and "bitch" but we're laughing the whole time.
I LOVE THE DECADENCE OUT THERE
Yuk, that's not cool at all. I would never even think of talking to my parents that way. Jeez, that is so disrespectful. Not cool.
I DESPISE BRUCE WILLIS BERKKKK
I LOVE DEMI AS MUCH AS I HATE BRUCE
So you're kids are jerks. Got it. Thanks Bruce.
Some parents ARE idiots, and likely deserve it.
TRUE!!!
I love cussing. It is Hot Shit.
And so is Bruno.
HI MOHAMMED AND BIG TOE!
WHAT A SADNESS TODAY§§§
Mouse,
Same here! Only difference, my mom would be the one cutting.....
HI ATIA!!
Maybey it's Asstons Kutchie's influence on them. Cant believe he is revealing that to the public. Thats not cool. He says it like he has no control of it. You know those kids have it good too, they need to be showing a lil respect regardless of what kind of prents they have. Geeez where are this guys balls.
Hey Bruce, I second your kids' emotion for you to "Shut the fuck up." In fact, I implore you to do so! Thanks.
I HATE BRUCE WILLIS
I'm thinking Ashton took over that family also....
If I ever said that to my parents, I'd take off running as fast as I could right after I said it...
Atia | 06.24.06 - 3:44 pm
My mother is 2 inches shorter than I and at least 40 pounds lighter. I would not fuck with her. She'll cut a bitch!
TORI ALREADY SAID THAT TO HER BELOVED DAD?
Mousie!!! 
If I would have said that to my dad, I wouldn't be alive today.
NoAnjl, yuo may or may not know that that witch and I do not get along but I still respect her enough not to backtalk her. She and my sis will say "fuck you" to each other but only in jest.
I will curse in front of my parents but not at them.
Great. In another couple generations we'll have "domestic violence night" so the kids can beat the hell out of their asshat parents and each other. You know, just for kicks.
Whatever happened to pizza and movie night? Not edgy enough for the Hollywood crowd, huh?
Mousie - sorry to hear that hun. 
I wouldn't say that and I HATE my dad.
Is Vanina here?
Mexico 1-1 Argentina....fuck, I'm losing my money here, Argentina better score and win this shit.
Thanks NoNajl. No loss.
SDB, I HATE my mother. And I still wouldn't dream of saying that to her.
at Dayanara's avatar!
Herpes Fully Loaded is right!!
How much did you bet? Argentina's supposed to be the favorite, aren't they?
My mother's 5'11 1/2. She rocks and is hilarious, but if I told her to "shut the fuck up" I'd probably need to have my jaw re-wired... in fact, I'd need a whole face transplant, just like that French woman had.
When you're told "Shut the fuck up" by your kids, you know it's "Beat the Ever-lovin' Crap Out of the Children" night.
beeyotch! Thanks.
Yeah Argentina is supose to give me 200 bucks today, fuckers better catch up in the second half.
Hi Day - vanina left to go watch game!
The new Austin Powers!
Thanks NoAnjil! I'm leaving to watch the second half too! Motherfuckers Argetinians Better win me my money!
Day - GO ARGENTINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daya - you always get the best avaies!
Daya, if the Argentineans don't come through for you, you may have to go on a street corner and smack some bitches up for your money! Pimp!
I must root for Mexico, out of home country obligation! So I've been pleasantly surprised 
I'm watching right now!!
When you're told "Shut the fuck up" by your kids, you know it's "Beat the Ever-lovin' Crap Out of the Children" night.
anonymous | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 3:59 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Team Argentina! I actually don't give a fuck but what the hell.
vamos la ver se a ARGENTINA GANHA!
Thanks Big toe.
Coffey: I know! My mom bet to Mexico, so she's like.....Fuck, it's ok if you lose, you're still young and can hokker for your money back.
HAHAHAHA.
What is hokker? Sounds Dutch.
fuck, I meant Hooker! ugh
"Hokker"? What's that, sptting at people so they'll give you cash?
Mousie,
We couldn't even say the word FART in front of my mother let alone cuss in fornt of our parents!
GO YANKEES 
Oak, my dad hated "ew". Seriously, if said "ew", we got a bitch-slap.
sorry about the typo. should be FRONT.
And I guess it's funny and cute to have your spoiled brats telling you "shut the fuck up"?? Damn Bruce, review your parenting skills!
Mousie | 06.24.06 - 3:34 pm | #
Well I don't have a father but if I ever dare to tell that to my mom, I bet my ass she would slap me so hard I would end up looking like the exorcist girl.
My parents would have slammed my face through a window if I told them to 'shut the fuck up' but most kids treat their parents like shit now anyway.
What a douche. That's nothing I'd be bragging about.
thats so hilarious cause its true. i remember when people were making a stink about Mischa Barton backtalking to her mom, and i thought, damn thats like an everyday convo for me.....i know i'm horrible
Just because parenting has turned to shit in your house Bruce doesn't mean it goes that way for the rest of the country.
Speak for yourself and leave us out of it you bald old fart.
Klassy!!
Maybe he's right.. but It would be only ONE time my kids said that to me on any NIGHT!
Who else is rooting for penalties in Argentina/Mexico? can I get an amen?
oh snap. Goal!
Gooooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll
Bruce Willis lives in a strange world all his own...
PS - Who gives a fuck about soccer?
PS - Who gives a fuck about soccer?
David 06.24.06 - 5:21 pm |
I and the whole world do.
Dumb shit.
^ yo mama!
^ no. yo mama!
Meh, must be those "Conservative family values" working.
Hey Bruce, try "slap the taste out of your kid's mouth night."
P.S. Haven't been following the World cup that much, but I'm rooting for England.
Jeff Katzenberg truly has a dick for a head.
Sorry anonymous..the comment was for David...I'm with you
We're cool anonymous.
just love him!!!
great and funny pic.
idiot.
no wonder he can't get a woman.
Ick. I thought they moved their kids to Idaho so they could raise them right without the messed up Hollywood values??? Looks like the kids are not only ugly but dirt mouths too
YEAH!!! Argentina won, the beers are on Me! and David....I care, bitch.
I once got in trouble for bringing home a science book called "Antarctica: Heaven or Hell?" My parents didn't want the profanity in the house. Damn Mormon church.
what a GREAT GOAL! o_O
If anyone deserves to hear that, it's Bruce Willis.
Dayanara...I'll take a beer! But, um...after looking at your gravatar...may I have a closed bottle?
FM Doom....HAHAHHAHHA, Fine, here...have a Closed Corona bottle.
my sister (who is 7 years younger than me) gets to tell my dad to 'shut the fuck up' and live to tell...i would get ruined. it's not like they like her more, it's that they expect more from me. granted, i would never say that.
Dayanara....you're allllllright. I have limes for all.
Gee...my mom was actually proud the first time I stood up to her and called her a bitch.
Granted that was 25 years ago and things were different back then...
BTW Roberto Ayala...gorgeous...
He's homely. Never got him.
He's an idiot. But i can't wait for die hard 4
Thats real F*cken nice talk. I will let my kids know that Bruce says it is ok.
Hey, Bruce, I'm not your kid and just for the record, "Shut the fuck up."
I'm married and have my own family but I'd still never speak like that to my parents. And if one of my kids ever said that to me they had better take off running.
Sounds like my house...
It's healthy to cuss at your family members (saracasticly of course)!
Bruce grow up!!
Bruce WIllis makes ugly babies.
How about Shut the Fuck Up, Your movies suck, and your politics are even worse.
How about Shut the Fuck Up, Your movies suck, and your politics are even worse.
ltrane | 06.24.06 - 7:40 pm | #
Oh, and you need some Rogaine STAT, beeeyotch!
All of my teeth would be on the floor.
i don't speak like that that to my parents UNDER my breath, let alone out loud....of course if my daddy was ashton, i'd tell bruce to fuck off too.....
How about Shut the Fuck Up, Your movies suck, and your politics are even worse.
ltrane | 06.24.06 - 7:40 pm | #
He's a conservative!?! Ugh.....guess I had better start voting democrat! Some family values...
Oh, maybe they were just joking...I don't know! Like saying it in a goofy way? Wait...how old are they?
I like Bruce Willis. I guess it's still holding out from his "Moonlighting" days, I loved him on that show.
If i would of said anything even close to that to my mother she would of choked the life outta me so fast i would of been like...damn, i had no idea you could move so fast!
Ashton should watch his language!
Quem semeia colhe. there kids will treat them the same way
Yeah,were just a big ol bowl of crazy over here.I never in my lifetime cursed at my mom but my sister whose 3 yrs younger call her a bitch,etc,then again she calls her 3 and 5 yr old kids bitches,whores,sluts,etc.Aint dysfunction grand?
He should snatch those spolied fugs by the neck and choke them till there blue in the face!!!!!!!!!. Get some Fucken respect..but then again he created those monsters.
Trashy, garbage brats. But then, what do you expect? When he and that whore Demi breed, you can expect low lives like these to come out of the chute.
They're all minimally talented idiots. Why do people even pay attention to them?
i've uses any cuss word i can imagine against my parents.. we put the D and Dysfuntional!!
Go Portugal and England! Football Rocks!!
Typical asshole parent. How sad. It doesnt have to be that way. He is raising spoiled brats who happen to be ugly.
I called my mother "dumb" once when I was in college. I apologized quickly when I realized I was seconds away from having my brains and teeth splattered all over the wall behind me.
wow. kind of sad.
My dad took me to the supermarket when I was little, and I wanted a cupcake and he said no, and I made a face at him and he smacked me in front of EVERYONE. Needless to say, I never crossed my dad again!
No shit, my Mom's famous line was "I'll knock your teeth down your throat".Not only that when I got in trouble at school...I was more worried about what was going to happen when I got home...not the Principal......lol
Lol, so true.
My favorite was when I mimicked my mom and told her to stop being a "little turd" when she wouldn't buy me some candy.
My butt flinches just thinking about the spanking I got from that!
I see this picture and hear Criss Cross sing: Jump around! Jump around! Jump up, Jump up and get down! Jump around!
I watched the interview and they were taking the piss. It was the first thing he said when the interview started cos he was saying how great it is doing interviews in England cos you can say anything you like and not get into trouble for it, unlike in America. Jonathan Ross is well known for saying all sorts of shit, he's one of the best piss takers over here. They didn't mean it. They were just 'breaking the ice'. It wasn't a bad interview. Willis even took a call on his mobile half way through
My dad would have ripped my head off and shit down my neck hole if I ever did that.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 3:38 pm | #
Maybe it's 'cause I haven't slept in almost 24 hours now, but BWHAHAHAAA!!!!
Yeah same here, I would've got the beatdown from hell. Probably more so from my mom... once I said "Jesus Christ!" and she smacked me upside the head. I'm not even Christian. Oy!
today eng-er-land are playing footy.... so for all eng-er-land supporters out there!!! go go! we need 2 win the world cup...victoria beckham needs more money to wear less clothes
scout, and those two other shitheads should respect their old man...
I would never even swear around my parents , mainly , because they were quiet and reserved and I LOVED them. I kept my mouth shut out of respect , not fear. My Dad died when I was 20 , my Mom when I turned 22. God I miss them.
Never mind his parenting skills. What the fuck is that picure about?
Myles
http://rankandbile.blogspot.com/
His kids must think he's a real jack off to talk to him like that. They will grow up spoiled hollywood brats.
Only trailer trash thinks it's okay to hit their kids.
Oh yeah, Brucie?
If I spoke that way to my mother, she would slap the shit out of me and I'M GROWN.
The pic is very funny.
Great picture. I adore Bruce Willis. He's normally very smart and level headed and logical. If we knew more about thsi it probably wouldn't sound so bad. They probably cuss all the time at Demi's and so he made it to where they can't cuss at his house at all except on Fridays. I'm sure it's not as bad as it sounds.
jen
you're an idiot
He's one of those idiot parents who you see on Judge Judy who whines, "That's just how kids are today. They do what they want." Uh, no.
My father curses like a sailor, but I wouldn't dream of cursing in their presence. He would've knocked me into next week. I grew up saying "Cheese and rice!" and "Mother trucker!" under my breath. Heh. And even those phrases would elicit a glare from my mother. As a result, I hardly ever curse. Thanks Mom!
He says it like this is so common. This may be in his trashy neck of the woods, but not here.
Oh yeah, Demi's the mom ... what did he expect? She is Klassy with a capital "K."
My dad would have ripped my head off and shit down my neck hole if I ever did that.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.24.06 - 3:38 pm |
I laffed so hard
I had to change undies after that.
not kidding!
My dad woulda ripped my armms off & beat me half to death with them.
he acts like thats cool or something.
I'd getta big carp & do some serious fish slapping.
No shit, my Mom's famous line was "I'll knock your teeth down your throat".Not only that when I got in trouble at school...I was more worried about what was going to happen when I got home...not the Principal......lol
Legs So Fine | 06.25.06 - 12:48 am |
^i was the same way as a kid. i still dont curse around my mom. bruce is an idiot.
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