meh.
...and snuh
She looks like a retarded ghost.
Wow. I wonder if Shee-Ra and the sorceress were able to attend.
He must really love her.
She's so weird. That family is weird. She looks like a virginal frumpy nun.. is that redundant?
She looks like a retarded ghost.
lmao!
and WTF with her big nanner titties hanging out?
Oh fuck. Here we go with the meh and snuh again. I'm beginning to miss "first!!!" God help us.
Ugggh crazy Celtic obsessed people, this is what your wedding ends up looking like!
Ruby
no bloody doubt.
her sense of 'style' has always been off the wall... it runs in the family.
oh my GOD! I hope she looked better in person!
I always preferred Rosanna to Patricia. Pat always looks like she just woke up.
They both have nice racks, though.
I try not to think about Alexis, unless of course I want to puke.
damn was there an ugly wedding dress contest? cause that bitch right there won it.
no tabatha.... it's not redundant... you can be virginal but not frumpy, and frumpy but be a slut!
her dress macthes her skin color
I agree, Smilie Shell... Arquette is just eccentric and not very tasteful.
Looks like Theda Bara, old 20's movie starlet.
That said, she looks like shit and I thought it was Courtney Love at first.
Virgin's are necessarily frumpy, Tabatha. That headpiece looks rather midieval.
i dont like this arquette-- roasanna is way better... loved her in what about brian. does anyone kmnow if that show is coming back?
You know Alexis has blown this dude at least once.
i'm not surprised...she always dresses like shit...
and WTF is she wearing in her head????
I bet Alexis was a bridesmaid. Always a bridesmaid never a...wait, what the fuck would he/she be? Groomswoman?
vanina you avatar is damned cute
so her name is Alexis Arquette Jane? Good grief.
Awsome!!! Tis the season for making it legal!
I guess she wanted to take a page out of Gypsy Rose Lee book?
Ugly Bride Contest?
Embarrassed Groom Contest?
Wow. That dress puts the 'fug' in fugly
oops Patricia Arquette Jane... doesn't make a difference I guess
Screw that it looks like Red Sonya got hitched!
she's the color of dead.
A tad of fake tan never hurt anyone.
I WANT TO SEE WHAT ALEXIS WORE!!! Damn Mish, I thought it was the Hole myself.
Oh no, Chloe Sevigny is gonna wanna borrow that headdress when she sees it.
thanx Smilie Shell!!!!
hello everybody!!!!
Well, she looks like her normal whacked-out self. He, on the other hand seems to be a hottie! (from what I can see in this pic) Who is he? Never heard of him...
or she belongs at the Renaissance Festival....
She looks like that italian porn star cicolina -
her husband is hot.
i vote no
wow- it's true. patty always has one thing totally wrong. she looks gorgeous aside from that shit on her head.
She looks like sperm.
Hahahahaha!! She totally raided Xena the Warrier Princess' closet!!!!
I like how her one tooth just kind of pokes out the side like it's trying ot escape to freedom.
I've never liked anything she wears, except Thomas Jane.
must be something traditional. I give up. recycled? handmedown? borrowed? movie prop?
ick
When this douche smiles she looks like a wolverine. I'm guessing the groom is sitting on Rosanna's face.
Wow. I wonder if Shee-Ra and the sorceress were able to attend.
F.M. Doom
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Maybe that is Alexis
movie prop from dawn of the dead.
Hi there Daya!!!!
nice av!!!
Ewww. I wouldn't even wear that for Halloween.
hi vanina!
daya: your avie is to sweet and kind
she's trying to do that 20's inspiration thing...the question is, WHY?
oh, never mind.. just figured the damn thing out... should have known... geez....
I'd like to lift his kilt
Tabatha and Vanina: There...have some vampire tea. How do you like your bloody tampon?
Tabatha!
****OFF TOPIC****
ok, so i need an opinion and you guys are so funny, so im coming here. im going to a white-trash party in 2 weeks. its funny. anyways, im thinking of going as britney spears.. any ideas on the outfit? or any other ideas at all???
Wow I must say I NEVER knew how big her tits were. I guess BIG just runs in that damn family.
I'll be back in 90 minutes!! **kisses**
hi Noanji!!!
Muñequitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
i guess she screwep it up by adding that stupid crown or whatever it is...
Tabbi, y la mujer rana???
Everytime I hear his name I wanna sing last dance with thomas jane, one more to kill the pain . . .
I'd like to lift his kilt
JAY hugs trees NoAnji
yeah, he is kinda hot, huh?
DAYANARA!!! WTF IS THAT BITCH????? DON'T EVEN TELL ME IT'S TAMPON TEA.
bye Miz
Yesterday, Rush Limbaugh was detained in the Palm Beach airport for illegal possession of the prescription drug, Viagra. The prescription was not in his name.
Who would want to fuck him? News at 11.
If y'all care about this, anyway....
Not a frog today, Vanina. I am poo poo Colita.
Just take a still picture from Dateline JackRyan and you've got costume gold. Remeber to glue the eyelash so that ony half of it is actually on.
c ya mizzy
Her hubbie is hot... But I prefer her hubbie from "Medium". He creams my panties...
Vanina!!! Who is that hairy motherfucking hottie R. Marquez who plays for Argentina? Saw him this morning and I almost dropped my tequeño. *pant*
Daya!!!!
Holy blood!!! i thought i was plain tea and i actually was boiling water to make me some!!!
Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NoAnjl! yes, it's Vampire tea. Strong bloody tampon.
whitetrash party? bathrobe, old ratty one, hair in curlers, beer in hand cigg hanging out of red lipsticked mouth.
christine's meat locker | 06.27.06 - 11:47 am | #
He's a fucking looker alright
Didn't the Duchess of Windsor wear that????
thats what i was thinking. i wanna cut my skirt like she does and tease my hair all weird. i already have long blonde hair so i can work with that well.
Wow. I wonder if Shee-Ra and the sorceress were able to attend.
F.M. Doom | 06.27.06 - 11:33 am | #
hahahahahahahahaha
actually there were so many funny comments I just fell out of my chair laughing. Oh god, this woman and her clothes....
He appears pretty hot. He's the dude from that retarded movie with Cameron Diaz "The Sweetest Thing"
He's sexy and she already has Old Mommy Body. Ughh Im mean
Why does Michael K call her Fishsticks Paltrow? I have searched this site to no avail. I now, myself, call her that but need to know why. What is the reasoning?
and I thought my av was twisted, Bravo Dayanara!
JackRyan | 06.27.06 - 11:49 am | #
funny, thought you were a guy
Day - holy shamoly! Now where's my V-8??? 
Thanks Mishma! I love yours!
He's wearing a fucking kilt. The goggles, they do nothing....
Her hubbie is hot... But I prefer her hubbie from "Medium". He creams my panties...
The Hubby really is hot. In all his monotone glory.
nope, im a girl. i know the JackRyan prob. throw you all off-- its the name of my dog that i recently gave away
Oh Damn..
Well um ah let's see....Oh I got it
Patricia has always made UNIQUE choices regarding her clothing!
...yea that's it,
Good Luck to the couple.
V-8!! ick.
A KILT AND A HEAD DRESS, WTF. BRITNEY'S WEDDING ATTIRE WAS CLASSIER.
I love all the avatars, they rock.
Caramelo
Rafael Marquez is hot shit!!!!
OMG i forgot he was in the soccer team!!!i was busy checking other soccer team's men...
*slaps self*
Es hermoso....ahhhhhhhh!!!!
love all the avatars, they rock.
christine's meat locker | 06.27.06 - 11:53 am
in my opinion, your is the funniest.
Is that some kind of headlamp?
DAYANARA!!! WTF IS THAT BITCH????? DON'T EVEN TELL ME IT'S TAMPON TEA.
NoAnjl HATES LITTERBUGS | 06.27.06 - 11:47
GOD almighty, Daya!!!!
*PUKING*
Half Time and Brasil is up ONE!!!!!!
*humps the air like a rabid jack rabbit*
Christine, yours never fails to make me laugh!!!
Oh fuck. Here we go with the meh and snuh again. I'm beginning to miss "first!!!" God help us.
suck it up bitch | 06.27.06 - 11:34 am
word.
She looks like she belongs in one of those ancient Rudolph Valentino movies dressed as a shiek. How ridiculous...but their whole family is a little strange, so it's fitting.
I swear you all are going to get me fired in here today...retarded ghost? color of dead? tooth trying to escape to freedom? oh man LMAO
I swear you all are going to get me fired in here today...retarded ghost? color of dead? tooth trying to escape to freedom? oh man LMAO
her crazy getup doesn't surprise me at all!
Sorry!! I thought you would like some tea in the morning.
Morning Bitches!
Is this an episode of MEDIUM? WTF?!!
GO YANKEES 
I was in Scotland for a wedding, it was exactly like that. If she or Jane or actually Scottish or Irish, then I say it is all good, go woth your roots!
Now I want raspberry zinger tea.
She looks like sperm.
Stella | 06.27.06 - 11:42 am | #
Jesus Christ! LMAO
Thanks Vanina, you too, yours are always great.
mishma is SUPER PMS | 06.27.06 - 11:52 am | #
your avatar makes me say "ouch" and I don't even have balls!
thanks jackryan!
you can't go wrong making fun of bush.
suck on Daya's tampon, Prico...
I always had a fantasy of an irish hottie lifting his kilt in front of me and saying "lookit me bollocks! bloody huge, innit?".
*semi-chub*
Hi Everyone!
I don't mind all the Arquettes...But Patricia has always been a little weird...............actually, what am I saying they're ALL weird! LOL
Oh fuck. Here we go with the meh and snuh again. I'm beginning to miss "first!!!" God help us.
suck it up bitch | 06.27.06 - 11:34 am
I thought I was the only one!!!!! Now I'm gonna try to be first just so I don't have to see that shit!
Prico
now you gotme on the mood for some mexican meat
*PUKING*
bzbee | 06.27.06 - 11:54 am
bzbee, dayum!
*semi-chub*
Prico wears Prada | 06.27.06 - 11:58 am | #
for sucking on daya's tampon??
Hey Sunny!
Tabbi
try chas chas colita!!!
Dayanara - and you have FUCKING NERVE complaining about my squirting peen!
wrong loves slash, Is That Harry Potter in your av?
Off Topic: Star says she was fired.
http://people.aol.com/people/
art...1208160,00.html
On Topic: Was Patricia and Nicolas Cage ever married?
GO YANKEES
Hiya everyone...
Patricia's man needs one of those gold domed helmuts with horns on the sides...
Ok, I must do some work . . .FUCK ME
See everyone later
ew DAYA! How could you? ***voms***
NoAnji!!!!
my kid saw it and started dancing just like the peen, she thinks is some funny doll!!!!
Off Topic: Star says she was fired.
And she just learned this? We've known it for weeks.
bye jay!
Hi Kell!!!
Later Jay!!!
I thought she was fired, it was a given, wasn't it?
vanina!!!!!
hi sunnybunnykinz and KeLL xoxo
crap, ttyl
Star Jones?
Sorry Sunny!
NoAnjl! you can put your dick on again.
Hi Vanina and NoAnjl!!
Lunch time. Getting some pork loin and congri rice... back in 10.
Hi KeLL!
Kell! welcome, have some tea.
Another day another Patricia Arquette fashion faux-pas.
Hiya Mousekarooski!!
Hi daya....um..er...do I have to drink it or can I throw it on someone!!??
Day, I see your Afro Clam, not a teabag. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
hi mousie!!!!!
I absolutely adore Patricia Arquette, but her wedding is somewhat odd (even for her and her family). First, it took place in Italy, her husband is wearing a Scottish kilt and she is wearing a Valkyran head-dress. I think its a bit schizophrenic...but I love her so who cares!
yeah star being fired by the view.
i see the teabag!
Kell: Drink bitch!
Mouse: clean your cache.
Daya
estoy tomando un tecito ahora...
Star was fired!!?? Before they fired stupid Elisabitch??? I know, I know, I don't like Star anymore than you do. But come on....
All the sucking up to BW didn't pay off. I just pray Rosie ripps the shit out of Elisabeth! Then I'm watching!
Maybe the show will turn into just a Joy Comedy hour?
Yeah off topic Sharon Stone adopted ANOTHER baby.
How in the hell do they keep giving this chica kids?
Ya, Christine, everybody knew but Star, but she knows now hahahahaha
-feel bad at feeling good about that
-not really
Vanina: De que? no me digas que de Fresa. lol
Yes that is Harry and Draco. Is my new nickname wrong now?
that's freaking hilarious, mishma!
i've heard that the arquettes are pretty close. i'll bet alexis was there.
Brasil 2 Ghana 0
Daya!!!!
no!!!
LOL
un te comun con limon!!!!
it's a cold day here...
Noni, OMG! I spit out my orange juice through my nose when I read your retarded ghost post! LOL 
Hi vanina!
Daya, clean my cache. How fucking dirty does that sound?
Pat Arquette has THE HOTTEST guy on her show! He's Canadian, too!
Good girl vanina.
HAHAHA mouse!, it sounds like...clean your cooter
Hi Mousie!!
Hi Tang!!!
Shalala, i'm glued to the tv here!!!
LOL!!!
Shalala Glitter Ball | 06.27.06 - 12:13 pm | #
Yea, if you'are a star you can get a baby LIKE THAT. If you're my plain old working class angel sister who can't have a baby, they tell you don't even bother to try adopting cause it would take ten years cause of your (controlled) illness and your husband's diabetes.
Kell: Drink bitch!
Daya...thats just nasty..I would loooove to throw it on Paris though...
HEY ALL....ALEXIS WASN'T THERE, SHE WAS AT THE EROTICA CONVENTION IN LA WITH ME (AND I GOT PICS TO PROVE IT!!!!) DOES THIS EARN ME MY DLISTED SUPERCLUB DECODER RING?
@ Shalala - not to mention gay couples who want to adopt and can't. But if you're a star w/money, well sure, here have a baby.
Hi Vanina!
Duke of Earl and the Dutchess of Dukedom
sorry for rants, can you tell Aunt Flo is visiting? Don't even go there Dayanara!
NoAnji
That's totally true 
when my mom delivered me she had problems and couldn't be able to get pregnant/conceive after that, so my parents considered adopting another child...
They gave up after years of trying to fight the system here and waiting for a decent answer...
Drug Laydee: NO! you have to drink my tea first.
drug laydee, no way!! You have to email them to MK!
Well, I get the pics on wednesday...I didn't get instant development (slaps hand for being a cheap bitch)
NoAnjl HATES LITTERBUGS | 06.27.06 - 12:23 pm | #
It makes you feel even better when you hear Sharon Stone leaving her kids in the car while she has dinner, slutting herself around...while really loving caring couples are denied adoption, even though they would never in a million years think to leave a child in a car while having dinner at a restaurant.
druglaydee, you get the ring AND the patch!
too true!
my friend was forty two by the time she got to adopt!
NoAnjl: but I was gonna say that my tea has clogs, I don't like that shit...waiter!
Couldn't agree more NoAnjil.
I'm glued to my live feed Vanina.
Once again if you don't have the link here you go people. a FREE live FEED.
http://forums.slickdeals.net/
sho...threadid=272514
But...I don't want to drink tampon tea.. I'll have my maxi milkshake. So there!!!
drug laydee, no decoder rings, but we'll give you a bag of cheetos.
Hey Peeps, Mousie, Vanina, NoAnjl, etc.! That's a good one -- she does look like that Italian porn star, Ciccolina. Patricia is one of those people who has absolutely no taste. You know she has no stylist by looking at her.
Jack Ryan (off topic) -- I have tons of ideas. Jewelry from Claire's Accessories -- preferably huge earrings with feathers. Super cheap nail polish, a dark color with glitter, all chipped off. A pair of light-colored flip-flops that you make super dirty by rubbing dirt on them. A super short, scuzzy cut-off denim mini skirt. A nasty-looking halter top or something with a black bra with straps underneath. Also, don't comb your hair for two days and pile it on top of your head with a rubberband. Also, "create" acne with a reddish-brown lip pencil. Did I miss anything, hon?
Moist!!!!!
i missed you!!!!
*hugs*
*******************
drug laydee, let me bite you!!!!
MOIST! Where you been, baybee!
NO ONE GETS INTO THE DLISTED INNER CIRCLE WITHOUT MEETING THE MOUSE! Who is thie drug laydee?
I don't want cheetos!!! Give me doritos.
You must also learn how to suck on a cuke.
drug laydee, you must talk with the Mousie Master first...
* keeps the d-listed vip card in her pocket*
druglaydee!! Mousie is speaking to you!!! *standing at attention*
Moist!!!!! mwuah!!!!
I'm a pharmacist intern in LA and an avid dlister. Every dogone day I check the site out! I felt pretty square (lately) until this last weekend, that ended something along the lines of meeting Alexis, and Ron Jeremy complimenting my tits. Now give me my decoder ring!
Suck a cuke? I can swallow it and spit out relish.
Fine Drug laydee...Here! but you have to flash your tits.
Suck a cuke? I can swallow it and spit out relish.
drug laydee | 06.27.06 - 12:39 pm
Oh she is so in!
Flash my tits? I got a pic of 'em with ron jeremy's name on 'em. I'll be back, gotta go kick Rush Limbaugh out of my narcotic cabinet.
LOL!
for the white trash thing, i'd also carry a skanky baby doll.
Thank you Dayanara! It's shiny!
Welcome to the gang!!
Moist for Meloni | 06.27.06 - 12:32 pm | #
haha, no, nothing i dont think. last time i went i had fake hickies. i had those things looking real!! anyways, im still digging the britney idea. i have been struggling for weeks on an outfit and my friend was telling me about how she was having a holloween party and i was like" ill go as britney and i want to husband to go as kevinn", but then i was like wait, i can be britney for the white trash partY!!
I love her! Of course she is going to wear something fucked up -- she's an Arquette!!!
That's her Cleosmatrah veil.. yeah.. bring the twenties back.. it was so depressing..
Jane better keep a tight watch on his dirk and Irish Clan Crest Dress Sporran
I love the Arquettes, they are my kind of crazy.
I love Alexis..he/she has a huge dick... ;;that thing on the brides head is a big diamond ZIT they are all the rage in Europe!
hey losers quit the chat on here...stay on topic!!!
i like her, she has character and doesn't seem to be phony as most actors appear to be.
also, she has delicious taste in men, all of her men are VERY ATTRACTIVE.
her wedding gown is strange but I also thought nicole kidman's wedding gown looked strange.
It's SHE-RA, Princess of Power!
That IS Alexis in that picutre
Almighty ISIS . . Isis. . . . Isis. . .
Anyone else here old enough to remember that? I used to be pissed off when Shazam! was on instead of Isis.
wow.
mmmmmmmmmm, Thomas Jane.
Lucky bitch.
Why did Tom Jane marry that crooked teethed whore? You would think with all the money that bitch has she would get those fuckin snaggle teeth fixed.
I think she was so damn cool in True Romance she gets a free pass for the rest of her life.
Did anyone comment that she looks like Electra Woman (of "and DynaGirl" fame from the '70's)?
Lol, terrible clothes.
I think she stole the dress from one of the old Paramount Star Trek wardrobe storage closets...
I think Patricia and Thomas look GREAT. You want to know why? They are happy and in love. Who cares if we don;t like her veil or his kilt? They went with a theme, because it makes them happy. We have no right to judge.
We should be happy for them.
Patricia and Thomas are both wonderful, down to earth people.
I am proud of thme both for doing what they want to do. it is their wedding, and no one else's.
Period.
Oh, and by the way, Patricia's teeth are lovely! They have character, and are very, very cute in person, not scary at all. I think they just photograph differently. i have seen and talked with her in person, she is simply striking.
If you have not seen her in person, pictures simply do not do her justice. She is stunning in person.
I like both of them, glad they finally got married, but couldn't someone tell her the headress was just too much...
But maybe it looked super cute in person. I am sure it looks very elegant in person. =)
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