snuh
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There's nothing unusual about this. You have to be married IN the Catholic church to be recognized BY the Catholic church.
"In the eyes of crazy"
Bwahahahahah!
so she was living in sin then...still unacceptable by the church
but considering tom prolly never touched her....
or the church made a deal that if she donated a large wad of $$$ then it would all be ok....
I love the vintage Stevie avatars, LA 
off topic.....Did anyone ELSE see Prico's peen? I did............
LA: Sweetie!! Love the Nicks' avies - ALL of them!
Yes, the Church only recognize marriages in an actual Catholic CHURCH, a priest will never do travelling nuptials.
even God hates Tom, THANK GOODNESS
I'm so bored with these two. Very very vanilla couples...yawn
Well we can all breathe a great big sigh of relief now, everyone! I was fearing for Nicole's very soul, as I know you all were! Yay, God!
you do have to pay for your marriage to be annulled and I believe that the fee varies from church to church. Personally, even tho I was raised Catholic and went to church throughout my life, I think that this is an absolutely assinine rule and is a money making scheme by the church.
Oh so I am off the hook for my first marriage.whutever.LOL
damn her hair was long!
EVERYTHING is a $$$ cow for the Catholic Church, BonZNMe..
No. 1 richest land-owning institution in the WORLD!
You'd have to consummate the marriage, too.
probably not consummated so annulment would be easy
Even in Xenu's eyes that relationship was crazy.
Please. You know she just this snippet on the paperwork. "I was married to Tom Cruise. Yes, THAT Tom Cruise, the gayest gay who ever gayed."
BonZNMe
of course it is!
I have said it before and gee, look, I'm saying it again! This bitch's hands are always bright red! I find that ree-fucking-pulsive!
Cruise is certifiably bonkers.
the CC is a thousand times richer than tom cruise.... doesn't care about his money. They need to hire some women and more gay men!
Mousie, she is probably one of those obsessive-compulsive types who wash their hands with steel wool and shit
the whole thing stinks to high heaven. 
No. 1 richest land-owning institution in the WORLD!
MizRo | 06.27.06 - 1:58 pm | #
Oh I know. My mom was PISSED when I didn't get married in the Catholic Church I grew up in. My husband isn't religious and I was not about to force any religion down his throat, especially after finding out that we had to go to 6 premarriage classes at the church and, although he didn't have to convert to Catholicism we had to promise to raise our kids catholic and such.
I have said it before and gee, look, I'm saying it again! This bitch's hands are always bright red! I find that ree-fucking-pulsive!
Cruise is certifiably bonkers.
Mousie Loves Hagface | 06.27.06 - 2:00 pm | #
Why is that ??cause her skin is transparent ??
There's nothing unusual about this. You have to be married IN the Catholic church to be recognized BY the Catholic church.
LA | Homepage | 06.27.06 - 1:52 pm | #
YES you are correct. I wasn't married in the Catholic Church the first time, it was a civil ceremony - the second time I was able to get married in the Church, with NO annulment, because the Catholic Church didn't recognize the first marriage as valid (neither did I, obviously
Ron: We all have.
Weren't they married under the law of the green aliens?. Tom fucked her by putting his hand on her shoulder.
and I'm not trying to bash the Catholic Church, b/c I do still believ in a lot of their teachings, but I think they are unrealistic in their rules, especially with their current state of affairs.
I think Nicole did that on purpose since she knew the marriage was a sham!
That picture is soo cute!
she's redish and purple and white. ugh! her hands look like very-white-boy penis.
They were only married in the eyes of the almighty dollar.
Nah, I think they fucked with those headsets they used in "Demolition Man"...Remember the movie where Schwarzenegger was president?
she's trying to get him to shut the fuck up.
Dayanara | Homepage | 06.27.06 - 2:06 pm | #
A very white boy penis??? LOL, ok then. That was funny
What's with the blue arms? Is this from a jizz deficiency?
I imagine if the CC hired Gay men and women, nuns and priest would be better dressed wearing more vibrant colors.
"However, it was very real in the eyes of crazy."
And that's how I spit my coffee all over my desk.
@ white boy penis. I have heard elsewhere that she has some sort of skin disorder. Can't remember exactly what it is.
Why is that ??cause her skin is transparent ??
Ron Burgundy | 06.27.06 - 2:04 pm
I think it's from fisting Cruise and Keith. Both are repulsive but in diffrent ways.
Daya, you just made my afternoon! 
off topic.....Did anyone ELSE see Prico's peen? I did............
Ron Burgundy | 06.27.06 - 1:53 pm |
HUH?!?
you do have to pay for your marriage to be annulled and I believe that the fee varies from church to church. Personally, even tho I was raised Catholic and went to church throughout my life, I think that this is an absolutely assinine rule and is a money making scheme by the church.
BonZNMe | 06.27.06 - 1:55 pm |
In Puerto Rico, you have to request permission from the Vatican. Which can take forever.
BonZME: very white boy's penis looks just like that...all red and purple.
Twisted Shell - you're asking for it! I'm gonna pour a cup of Day's tea over your head! ewwwww
"I was married to Tom Cruise. Yes, THAT Tom Cruise, the gayest gay who ever gayed."
LOL, I loved that. I'm gonna use it.
Ron: Yes, and it's spectacular.
on day you "accidentally"posted it. I saw it and it was FABULOUS......
Oh stop it. LOL
I think with all anullments you have to go through the vatican. I know a friend had to do that here in NY. It was a big pain in the ass but she is religious and wanted the annulment for her personal reasons.
We jews make it easier. You just get a jewish divorce...much easier than an annulment.
Ron: Yes, and it's spectacular.
NoAnjl | 06.27.06 - 2:15 pm | #
That is what I meant to say...LOL.
Prico and Ron....sitting in a tree...
LOLOLOLOLOL
Stop it or I'll start talking about my dirtstar.
I say...once you see your husband sporting some guys's tangled pubes on his cock, and dry jizz around his mouth, is over....no need for anything else....marriage done
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Mmmmkay...
first comes love....
ok, I'm done.
Good for her! All this BS Tom said about Katie, the most wonderful, the most this, the most that, it was Like Nicole never existed.
GO YANKEES 
MizRo, Smilie Shell - Thanks! Glad you like the avs! I'm having lots of fun with them, too!
tallulah - Word.
My dad and his first wife were married in the Church in the 40s, had a child in 1948, and divorced in the 50s. My dad married my mom (civil), and his ex went on to marry multiple times. In around 1998, the ex actually had the audacity to annul her marriage to my dad (mind you, my dad was 77, and I think she was 75) so that she could marry a fourth or fifth time in the Church. At that point, their daughter was 50. This story totally cracks my ass up. Of course, my dad wanted to remarry my mom in the Church, and her response was like, "after 36 years, if this marriage isn't legit, nothing's going to make legit."
notice how her eyebrows didn't have the crazy joker arch back then? soooo much nicer....
She's better off forgetting she ever married the freak! Where's Suri?? I want a t-shirt that says that!
Its so easy to get an annullment in the catholic church. My brother's first marriage was in the church, and he was able to get that annulled. (Wife was crazy, and hid a pill pooping problem). He was able to marry his second wife in the same church.
thanks valerie, I luv yours too!!
cafepress has a bazillion t-shirts saying "Where's Suri" in different fonts.
I want one that says Xenuphobia.
Oh! I wanna hear dirtstar talk. It's been sorely lacking lately.
Yes, prico's peen is legendary here and God knows where else! But we loves us some prico!
In Puerto Rico, you have to request permission from the Vatican. Which can take forever.
Prico wears Prada | 06.27.06 - 2:13 pm
My friend had to PAY the church US$10,000 for her anullment. Fucking church. Okay, I'll stop B4 I get started.
ERRR, Pill POPPING, not pooping.
She didn't have to get an annulment. The marriage never happened in the eyes of the church, so there's no need to get it annulled.
EW, pill pooping?!?
dirtstar....where?
*looks around*
ERRR, Pill POPPING, not pooping.
preggo | 06.27.06 - 2:24 pm | #
sorry, but
With my luck, Ron Burgundy is a female...
Are you?
If not...Prico...you may have a new bf.
tom and nicole weren't married in the eyes of tom and nicole.
Prico won't like me....I'm female....sorry.
Nicole is a far superior actress than Katie. At least Nic looks like she likes Tom in that picture. Katie looks like she is kissing a fire hydrant that a dog just pissed on.
He on the other hand...
This was known already.
Supposedly, she had her and Tom's marriage annulled anyway.
YOU KNOW TOM CRUISE WAS THE LAST PERSON TO USE THE CHEETO ROD!
It's not that I don't like you. I just wouldn't know what to do with you. LOL
Prico- you better make me a bridesmaid or I will spam you with BPCS codes 4-ever!
Has he had a nose job recently?
You could just let me stare at your piece!!!!
I know a guy named Damien.......
BPCS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
*gunshot*
I know a guy named Damien.......
Ron Burgundy | 06.27.06 - 2:40 pm
If it's OUR Damien, he is so fucking hot. *sweating* I would love to see him, prico and sammy in a 3-way. Manmeat as far as the eye can see! Sammy's husbear would have to just watch.
he had quire a honker back then!
As in Damien Tilden? He's too young for me, I'm afraid. Not that I wouldn't let him hit it.
I meant quite.... the nose got me
YOU KNOW TOM CRUISE WAS THE LAST PERSON TO USE THE CHEETO ROD!
YOU KNOW IT | 06.27.06 - 2:35 pm | #
I wonder how many people clicked on your avatar,i did it was just instinctive reaction !
Yeah....daminen is hot.
Prico, is there such a thing as too young as long as they are legal?
Anyway, does anyone think that Nicole is really a lesbian and is using Keith as her beard, and that's why she doesn't mind him hooking up with groupies?
totally his old nose! They did a good job though, I never noticed it before!
Can you imagine being so brainwashed by your religion that you actually think that you need to pay some old bastards off so you can have a "legitimate" marriage??
I'm an ex-catholic. Don't get me started!!!
yes "your" Damien.
never knew I liked gay porn so much!!!!!
Prico, is there such a thing as too young as long as they are legal?
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon | 06.27.06 - 2:46 pm |
For me? Usually yeah.
I like Nicole, and I hope she finally gets some moisturizer for her red, chapped hands.
hey, this is back when nicole was pretty
listen here YOU KNOW IT... we don't share cheeto rods with TC... NEVER EVER in a million jillion gazillion fucking years
Do we know Ron Burgundy? Is this an alias?
YOU KNOW NICOLE AND TOM NEVER RODE THE PONY. SHE JUST VIDEOTAPED IT WHEN HE GAVE BUS BOYS FROM OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE BLOW JOBS!
shit her arms are blue! face is white! hands are red!
bitch looks like an american flag
Snort. I got ripped a new asshole in the Gwyneth post. Check it out!
Nicole was prettier before she had all the flippin' botox.
For me? Usually yeah.
Prico wears Prada | 06.27.06 - 2:52 pm
I have figured out that I'm a girl (lol) but since I'm 5 years older than youi, prico, If I were a guy, would you let me? Yeah, Damien Tilden is hawt, young and bi. ANd he's fucking smart as hell, which in my book,.................OMG.
Its incredible to me that in 2006 ANY people still give a rat's tossage about what the Catholic freaking Chizzurch thinks about anything.
WTF?
"LOL, I loved that. I'm gonna use it.
Prico wears Prada | 06.27.06 - 2:14 pm | # "
Oooh, Prico! I love it when I please you.
Fuck the haters, Foo Foo. You have to wonder about people that flame you for no reason and without provocation. I know it's hard, but try to ignore it (easier said than done, I know).
Oh my... Six degrees of seperation going on HERE.
I just totally lost my shit on the Fishsticks thread and you guys know how that goes. Piss me off.
*muttering*
kikichanelconspiracy - Thank you. I am out of here in a few. After the hater and the fact that I think my boss knows what I am up to (my avatar and email address dissapear every time I post so I think they are tracking what we all do here)I am a little paranoid and need to sign off. You bitches have fun. Mouse, I'll email you in a few.
Later!
Damien is BI ??? I know he did a girl but did he LIKE it????
Anchorman | 06.27.06 - 3:16 pm
Um. Yeah.
wow...he is so fuckin hot.*drools*
Anchorman | 06.27.06 - 3:16 pm
Um. Yeah.
Mousie Loves Hagface | 06.27.06 - 3:19 pm | #
Tell me you got a piece of that ass,please....He lives near me.I'm in NJ.Damn girl,give up the details....lol
you just sound like you know more than you're letting on............lol.......
good for nicole!
I know I'm coming late to the thread but what is it with Tom Cruise and Catholics? Isn't Katie (kate?) Catholic too?
Anorexorcist: Lovely avatar - who is it?
Anchorman | 06.27.06 - 3:23 pm
Oh Good Lord, no! I'm twice his age (almost) not that I wouldn't hit it if he wanted to! He knows what I look like and sadly, hasn't offered. We talked about his preferences a little one day. You DO know Damien is only 22, right?
Religion is OPTIONAL and if you don't like the CC then just don't be in it. I'm not saying they're great or anything but I hate when people hate on any religion's rules. If you don't like the club then DON'T JOIN!!!
If Nicole slept with ANYONE before Keith she is no 'devout Catholic'. I hate when people use this bullshit and say they are so religious. In the eyes of God after the first person you sleep with every other person is considered adultery. You wait until marriage and that's that. Otherwise YOU'RE NOT CATHOLIC! You can't be Catholic when you want to.
It's like dumb ass bitches that say they can't have an abortion because they are Catholic and then dump the babies. If you are so fucking Catholic what the fuck are you doing getting knocked up before marriage?!?!
I'm 29...till August 8.
thanks. it's courtney love beatin' the hell outta herself.
oh yeah Anorexorcist...that shit rocks.
Let's not forget the devout senator from Massachusetts who not only left a woman he was banging to drown after the car he was driving while drunk went off a bridge, but had his marriage of more than 20 years and three kids annuled so he could marry again. The hypocricy of catholics...
Pale Skins with Creepy Red Hands UNITE
I think with all anullments you have to go through the vatican. I know a friend had to do that here in NY. It was a big pain in the ass but she is religious and wanted the annulment for her personal reasons.
We jews make it easier. You just get a jewish divorce...much easier than an annulment.
Bonnie Kookooyumyumpoon
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We bitches make it even easier. We just shoot them.
Yeah what's up with those red paws?
stupid hoe
Good news for Nicole... It never even counted. That means Katie can go again with a Catholic later when this one busts up !
I'm 29...till August 8.
Anchorman | 06.27.06 - 3:42 pm
Well if you hit it, let my ass know! I just know somehow that Damien is a freak behind closed doors! ANd from his pics..........so hawt.
*wiping brow*
There's nothing unusual about this. You have to be married IN the Catholic church to be recognized BY the Catholic church.
LA | Homepage | 06.27.06 - 1:52 pm | #
This is actually NOT true. The Church recognizes ALL Christian ceremonies as being valid religious marriages. They do not recognize Scientology weddings as being valid religious marriages. This is the bare minimum - in some countries priests also consider Jewish and Muslim weddings to be religious ceremonies, since those religions are also monotheistic and the adherents believe in the same God as the Christians do.
I have a friend who was married in an Anglican ceremony who could not be married by a Catholic priest in her second marriage because the Church considered the first marriage to be valid because it was a Christian marrage.
As for the cost of an annulment and it going to the Vatican - this was IRRELEVANT! She didn't need one! She would only have needed one had she been married in a religious ceremony.
By the way, it's almost impossible to get an annulment unless you live in the United States or Canada. Clergy in those countries are under great pressure from their parishioners to grant them. Out of all the annulments granted worldwide last year, over 3/4 were granted to North American couples.
I should add that as a comparison, only a tiny percentage of Catholics live in North America.
nicole is so pretty with red hair... i wish she'd go back to it.
We Cathlolics a little wacko. Jennifer lopez got marriend to Marc Anthony in a church. This was her third marriage. I'm sure a little extra in the donation basket didn't hurt Jlo's cause.
And didn't Nicole have a miscariage, which meant that she had sex and not with Tom? But then they were never really married in the eyes of the Catholic church so it's not like she committed adultery. LOL!!!!!
I don't think Nic and Tom ever "consummated" their marriage, anyway, because I think he's gay. I wouldn't call them "married" by ANY standards. It was more like a business arrangement. And the miscarried child was someone else's child, not Tom's.
Notice she wore white. She's just totally not acknowledging that "marriage" to Tom
So the Catholic Church called it right (for once). Tom & Nicole were PLAYING house.
Tom must be PISSED!!!!!! The whole world knows now that to be married to TC is not to be married in real life. It's only an acting role.
BonZNMe, I had a friend who was married in the Catholic Church and his wife left him. She said she didn't love him and never had...she only married him because they had just graduated from college and thought it was just the most logical next step in her life. He was single for years, then met a woman he eventually proposed to. His parents were adamant that he get married in the Catholic Church. He went to a priest who asked him why his first marriage ended. He told the priest, who said that wasn't a valid reason for an annulment and he would NOT marry him and his fiancee in the Church nor recognize the marriage if it took place outside of the Church. When my friend asked the priest what he could do to get an annulment, the priest told him he should say he never wanted children and pay several thousands of dollars and he would annul the marriage. My friend said, "So you want me to LIE, pay a lot of money and then everything will be okay in the eyes of the church?" The priest said, "Yes." He said he didn't want to do it that way, but he had no choice if he was going to please his parents by getting married in the Church. He and his wife have a child now. He said it kind of made him sick how the whole thing was handled and that he had to take the "fall" for the first marriage ending and lie in order to "do the right thing" in the eyes of the Church to get an annulment.
she married a drug addict and alcoholic..the catholic church LOVES that shit!
Well, I'm catholic and I married a lutheran who had been married to another lutheran and then they divorced. I was taught back in Catholic School that the only marriage the church would recognizes, in cases of a mixed religious marriage, was the marriage of a catholic who married in the church. Fast forward some 20 years later I met my husband, the divorced lutheran. Since I was never married and my husband was not married in the catholic church, I thought I could marry in the catholic church. Nope, I was told I could not since my husband had been married before. I guess if my last name was Kidman or Kennedy or somesuch, I would have been able to march down the aisle. There are rules for people with money and clout and rules for the rest of us. I was told my husband would have to get his previous marriage anulled to marry me in church. Fuck that, I got married by a notary public in Florida.
okay i will make this as simple as possible
CHURCH weddings with or without children do need to be annulled.
if they did not marry within a CHURCH(courthouse )children or no children,
the catholic church does NOT recognize it as a marriage.
***this knowledge comes from watching my cousin in law get married for the THIRD time*** heehee. she wore ivory...
JLo married that corpse guy in a back yard not a church.
and keith has never been married, so from the groom side this was a non-issue.
dang, did i give myself away?
Please. You know she just this snippet on the paperwork. "I was married to Tom Cruise. Yes, THAT Tom Cruise, the gayest gay who ever gayed."
kikichanelconspiracy | 06.27.06 - 1:59 pm | #
LOL
and the church said, we are so sorry. you are forgiven, my child.
I know I'm being really dense but how do I get one of those little pictures for my posts?
Are you telling me that the 10-year marriage is going the same way as Suri--that neither exist?!?!?!?!
how's this?
Maybe it wasn't a marriage b/c TOm Cruise is a flaming homo.
Nothing to be annulled if the church never recognized it in the first place!!
Tom should ask for his 200Millions dollars and properties from the divorce, Back !
I've always wondered why Nicole is mauve?
Her hair looks better red.
I guess this means that there is hope for Katie yet! Get out while you can, love, and find yourself a wholesome (sane) catholic boy...
Im curious, Im not a big Tom Cruise fan, but why do so many people say that he's gay, i have never heard any rumors about that in any of the rag mags..Im just wondering, he doesn't seem gay to me, he's always been linked up to a beautiful woman..(except his first wife, mimi Rogers) I didn't think she was pretty...
People think he's gay because he always sues people that say he is. "He doth protest too much," you might say.
And tabloids have reported it, he just sues them when they do.
And besides....look at him! He's clearly a pole vaulter.
To reiterate what some have already said:
1) Scientology services would most likely not even be recognized by the Catholic Church, therefore, since Nicole is a Catholic, no need for annulment.
2) Catholics can marry non-Catholics (other Christians, and in certain cases, Jews) in non-Catholic settings, but permission MUST be granted before for it to be legitimate.
3) Annulments are granted in ecclesiastical courts in local regions; no one is ever "forced" to pay thousands of dollars for one; if money is a problem, you can ask for reduced fees. And by the way, how much would you pay for a civil divorce? Do you complain about that?
4) Catholics who have never been married, who want to marry non-Catholics who have been married befored, will have to ask the non-Catholic party to get an annulment, as that party's marriage would have been recognized by the Catholic Church.
no one is ever "forced" to pay thousands of dollars for one; if money is a problem, you can ask for reduced fees. And by the way, how much would you pay for a civil divorce? Do you complain about that?
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That is total BS. My friend was forced to pay thousands of dollars and didn't have the option of reduced fees. You can get a civil divorce for $400 - $600 these days, if it's uncontested and there are no child custody battles. On another note: I attended a wedding where the bride was Catholic and the groom was Protestant. The priest talked to the BRIDE during the entire ceremony and did not mention the husband at all until he asked if the groom took the bride to be his wife, yada, yada, yada. I asked my husband why the entire ceremony consisted of the priest talking about the bride and her committment to the Church and raising children as Catholics and never spoke to the groom. He said it was because the groom was Protestant and the priest did not recognize him as a Catholic husband, only a husband in the civil sense. The bride's parents paid a very hefty sum to even get the priest to marry them in the Catholic Church...this was in Palm Beach, FL and I know this for a fact. I don't know if these cases vary from parish to parish or whatever, but I know of these two incidents first-hand - one in Brentwood, TN and the other in Palm Beach, FL. And both are affluent, moneyed areas and money DOES talk.
Um, I was giving birth at a Catholic Hospital, and when I filled out the paper work, it asked what religion and I wrote in Protestant, (DUH, not even thinking as I WAS in labor, and I AM protestant) and I swear to you this it true, they MOVED me from the big gartantuan birthing room to the closet birthing room.
That was a big joke between my hubby and me that they got down to the "religion" part and saw that we were Protestant and demanded that we leave the mack daddy birthing room for the welfare birthing room! I am surprised they even gave me an epidural.........they almost offered me a bullet to bite on instead.......
hahahahahahahahhahaha
Nothing like getting second hand info from my two "friends" to define a whole system.
If that was what your "friend" had to do to get an annulment was to be forced to pay thousands of dollars, then she got screwed..but this is NOT the case everywhere in the Catholic Church by any means. And yes, I do know this.
As for that Palm Beach wedding, individual churches are free to set their own fees. And I am sure that it cost much less than what they laid out on the reception, flowers, etc. And if the priest behaved that way, then it's his issue...not everyone in the Catholic Church.
Good luck getting a divorce for 400-600 dollars in our part of the country, even if it is uncontested.
Haha, lucky Nicole!
Good God check out the Bulimic knuckles on Nicole!
I read somewhere that Nicole has a skin problem that causes her hands to be red...
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