we can pour a little salt on her and she'll shrink into her shell and never be heard from again!
Oh we can only dream.
Blah. I have never even seen The View and I am sick to death of this mess.
Woohoo! First! Yeah, I'm a tard.
Slimy Giblets!!!! 
Marry me MK!!!!!!!
She better not release a rap album!!!
I'm so glad she's gone from the View. I wonder if BET will make a show for her, but I doubt that they even want her.
I have The View on right now and Joy took a pretty snarky swipe at Star. Loves it!
Mousie my loverdoodle!!! xoxoxo
What happened - do tell!
Mousie, details!
I hate to say this, but that pic of Star isn't half bad.
If Star wants to know who to blame, all she has to do is look in the mirror.
I have no intention of wasting electricty to watch Star on Larry King tonite.
She was surprised that her approval rating went down? That's fucking funny. Bitch was getting high on her anal fumes, I guess.
zzz.....zzzz...zzz...zzz...
Even though I am NOT a Star fan, I would much rather watch her on TV then rosie O'Donnell. That was a bad choice IMO.
...or attacking the inhabitants of Lost.
I'm watching The View right now... since I'm home... and it stinks to high heaven.
Star should move the hell on. Maybe PAX will hire her.
Want a little chees with that whine, Star?
STFO already, I am sick to death of you, bitch.
Wow isn't this She-Beast just Classy as hell.
She should just whip out the penis that she has been tucking between those ham thighs of her hers and piss on the corner stone of the ABC studio building.
I wish I was home watching the View!!!
Babs was out to get her anyway, but come on, could you blame her... no amount of sucking up can help you when you act like you walked straight out of the ghetto! Good luck getting free shit now!
Trust me, the woman will be selling some secret beauty cream or fat loss pill on the home shopping network in no time. Gay Al's not gonna hang around for free!
More importantly can someone start a big smear campaign against Elisabitch, please?
Star Jones Will Never Work for ABC Again
Ya think?
I have no intention of wasting electricty to watch Star on Larry King tonite.
Cindyloo | 06.29.06 - 11:12 am
It's okay I am going to. LOLOLOL
The guest host is some soap star who plays a doctor. Joy looked at her and said, "Let me hear you say 'Im a lawyer' just once!" and Barbara stifled a laugh.
Hi NoAnjl loverdoody!
MizRo my Little Debbie Swiss Roll!!! Hope you are well today love!
Lets all hope she never works anywhere in the public eye again! I am sick of her self-righteous schtick!
I heard that Star will be on Larry King tonight and on the Today Show tomorrow!! Boo fucking hoo!!
Now she's going to be on the Today Show. I watch that shit as I get ready for work. Boo! Al Roker won't have the guts to be a bitch and call her out on surgery. I wish he would though.
I want this bitch to go down in fa-lames!
Rosie has attacked you 'cause you're a lyah!
oh boo hoo! big baby!
I never watched Larry King in my life. What time does he come on?
fo sho xo
Oh Snap! Apparently the audio board crashed for a second on The View, they lost sound, and had to go to commercial. Hmm... fishy. Star is probably skulking around in the shadows somewhere, fucking w/ wires.
The Larry King interview should be riveting.
NoAnjl | 06.29.06 - 11:23 am | #
9pm EST
NoAnjl, my cherries jubilee!!
THOSE are my FAVORITE Li'l Debbies!! I swear, you know me so well!
NoANjl, King in on at 9:00pm on CNN.
Hi fo sho! 
The Larry King interview should be riveting.
Anonymous | 06.29.06 - 11:23 am |
You mean the rivets from her chair will pop off?
God I have the song
"New Orleans is sinking and I don't wanna swim"
Going in my head for this whole thing. The Titanic has got NOTHING on this sinking ship.
Hi NoAnjl! *big hug*
Morning all you dlisted hobags!
didnt star have gastric bypass? she didnt loose that weight on her OWN did she? is that what rosie is always jabbing her for?
maybe someone can help me.....?
Why couldn't she just walk away from "The View" with a little dignity and class? Anyway, Rosie is not replacing Star, she's replacing Meredith. Supposedly, Gayle King, Oprah's BFF, is on tap to replace Starzilla.
Hi Mousie! How's the BDBF?
Oh Snap! Apparently the audio board crashed for a second on The View, they lost sound, and had to go to commercial. Hmm... fishy. Star is probably skulking around in the shadows somewhere, fucking w/ wires.
coffey called in sick but aint | Homepage | 06.29.06 - 11:23 am |
NO they would notice her ass lurking around the studios by thier gift section. It's probably big Gay Al since he's tiny enough ot slip thorugh the vents and cut some wires. LOL
didnt star have gastric bypass? she didnt loose that weight on her OWN did she? is that what rosie is always jabbing her for?
maybe someone can help me.....?
Pilates, anyone? 
| 06.29.06 - 11:25 am |
Yes on all three accounts.
guys....... GO TO: www.gallery of the absurd.com for GREAT Star Jones laugh!!!!
jennifer, my love, hi and thanks hun
thanks guys for time!
LOL Miz!!!! mine too!!!!! Perfect amount of creme filling!!!!! Yummy!
Got to do some work... 
Be back soon, I hope.
to be part of the show I helped her launch
Oh baby, have fun digging out of that hole
Coming To a Bridge Near You!!!!
Star "Billy Goats Gruff" Rynolds
Get those anserws ready folks cause she's gonna ask you three questions before letting you cross.
fo sho, he's fine, thanks. Bought me a smoking pair of Jimmy Choos! 
Star will never work for ABC again? Let's hope that she never works for:
NBC.
CBS.
CNN.
FOX.
ESPN.
WB.
PAX.
LIFETIME.
MSNBC.
GO YANKEES 
Whatever.....she fucked herself over by being an annoying, irritating bitch!
Pilates my ass. That jumbo ho had her stomach stapled....
And who really cared about her sham marriage to that fag.....
We are so OVER you Star. Time to go away now!
Mousie | 06.29.06 - 11:30 am |
Nice! *whispering* lucky bitch...
The guest host is some soap star who plays a doctor. Joy looked at her and said, "Let me hear you say 'Im a lawyer' just once!" and Barbara stifled a laugh.
Oh - so cruel - but so funny....
I think she lost her job due to all of the DListers contacting NBC about how much they hated her
Ditto, Sum Dum Ho!!!
NoAnjl: yummmmy.
OakRaiderFan!! Hello, lovie.
No one is as annoying as that bitch Elizabeth, so please all you simple StarHaters, put down the supersized haterade.
It's probably big Gay Al since he's tiny enough ot slip thorugh the vents and cut some wires. LOL
Shalala Glitter Ball
Gail | 06.29.06 - 11:25 am | #
Simple...the cow doesn't know what the word means
P.S. @ HateAllDay. I can't stand the lot of them. They're all annoying, and the show is horrible, avec ou sans Star.
Ummmm, she defines unprofessional, you can't fuck with Babs in the media world, she will make or break you, look at Viera
Fo Sho: I am dancing WITH you today to "Dancing in the Dark" by Springsteen!!!!
fo sho: here's the link
http://www.net-a-porter.com/prod...m/product/
13407
The guest host is some soap star who plays a doctor. Joy looked at her and said, "Let me hear you say 'Im a lawyer' just once!" and Barbara stifled a laugh.
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And this folks, is why Joy is the shit! She's been dying for this moment
LMAO at ESPN, OakRaiderFan! Actually it would be entertaining to watch her be a football commentator.
She could get work on the SciFi Channel. They wouldn't have to spend much of their budget getting her to look like an inhuman space alien.
I can't stand any of them. The only decent one was Merideth, and she ran the hell out of there the 1rst op she got. I was only looking forward to the Star / Rosie fights, so now... FUCK the Viewless
OakRaiderFan | 06.29.06 - 11:31 am | #
btw, I guess I will vote for your Yankees since I am no longer a Phillies' fan. 
JAY/Odin/everybody
this gives me hope... hope that DIVINE intervention will also CRUSH all these other annoying stupid celebrities where it hurts the most...
YANKEES RULE!
Blah. I have never even seen The View and I am sick to death of this mess.
Jen (the Original) | 06.29.06 - 11:08 am | #
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Who REALLY cares about the View or old ass Barbara wo wo, or ABC for that matter. Starruh won't be the first person ever blackballed by a situation and won't be the last.
NoAnjl | 06.29.06 - 11:39 am | #
*licks and hugs*
Babs is an old shriveled up, hunched back freak who humps every male celebrity leg as if she was "Fru-Fru" the fucking dog. That show sucks ass and is simply a NOvelty of some sorts for the network. I bet my worldly possesions that show will be cancelled for good, the moment Babs kills-over (while doing the tango with a blind date she met over the internet, as a special segment for sweeps week) Who the hell wants to watch that Nasty shit?
Because there were two departures from The View this year, they basically have to renew Elizabeth for one more year (apparently all their contracts come up for renewal at the same time).
Hopefully they will get rid of EH next year.
No major network will give her a hosting or cohosting job on a talk show... and it's doubtful that even one of the smaller niche market networks would either. People don't like Star. Sure, there are a few who do, but it's not enough to put her back on the air. Especially after how she is behaving. Like a big fat brat!
If Ms. Lizard can't get a talk show job anywhere, I'll be she ends up on Court TV (to prove she's relly a lawyer.)
Good riddance to her. I have watched that show only twice, but I found her snotty and annoying. She deserves to be fired.
i think she looks like ursula much more than britney does.
you poor, unfortunate sooooouuuuulllsssss
Did she say "I AM A LAWYA!" ?
*taking MizRo's hand*
You can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
even if we're just dancing in the dark
Mousie - Those are HOT! Where you gonna wear them to first?
fo sho, probably at the club. Or maybe in the bedroom. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Anyone checked out:
www.poopreport.com
Funny shit I tells ya!
you poor, unfortunate sooooouuuuulllsssss
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 06.29.06 - 11:47 am |
Damn it you made me laugh tea out my nose.
guys....... GO TO: www.gallery of the absurd.com for GREAT Star Jones laugh!!!!
katiescarlett | 06.29.06 - 11:28 am | #
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ROFLMAO
BRILLIANT LIKENESS DONT YA THINK?
Kinkaay! I gotta say, for someone who's not too fond of animal print, I'd steal those shoes in a heartbeat if you turned your back! Or wait for you to take them off at a party and just go home with them, much like how Carrie B got her Manolos taken.
HAHAHAHAHA! BTW, he didn't pay that price for them. He paid less. I would have guilty if he hadn't.
Damn it you made me laugh tea out my nose.
Shalala Glitter Ball | 06.29.06 - 11:54 am | #
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oopses!
Because there were two departures from The View this year, they basically have to renew Elizabeth for one more year (apparently all their contracts come up for renewal at the same time).
Hopefully they will get rid of EH next year.
No major network will give her a hosting or cohosting job on a talk show... and it's doubtful that even one of the smaller niche market networks would either. People don't like Star. Sure, there are a few who do, but it's not enough to put her back on the air. Especially after how she is behaving. Like a big fat brat!
kupkake | 06.29.06 - 11:44 am | #
NO ONE WOULD HIRE HER AFTER THE WAY SHE BEHAVED. SHE IS DONE AND IF SHE CANT PAY HER RENT, SHE CAN PIMP OUT HER HUNK OF MAN BIG GAY AL. U KNOW THEY CAN EARN MORE FROM ASS THAN HERS.
I am enjoying the Star Jones crash and burn even more than I enjoy my delicious coconut cream pie milkshake from Sonic.
Just keep on opening that fucking mouth Star, it's my heroin!
And bitch never even had an approval rating unless you could ZERO PERCENT. NOBODY likes her ass! Star, it's true! Stop being in fucking denial like you are about the fact that you had a fucking stomach staple and have never done a pilates in your life unless you call that stretch out the car window to get your fucking 20 Big Macs at the drive thru exercise.
Ok, my karma is ruined for today now, I will go burn some incense.
8 hours and 45 minutes till
LARRY KING LIVE
YANKEES RULE!
Mousie | 06.29.06 - 11:41 am | #
WORD!!!
8 hours and 45 minutes till
LARRY KING LIVE
KitKat on drugs, I wish | 06.29.06 - 12:20 pm | #
Dammit, the worst part is that I'm sure I'll forget it. I ALWAYS miss good interviews. My Tivo's messed up (thanks to a certain cat that pee in it ) and I have no idea where I put my old VCR. I can only HOPE someone YouTube it early tomorrow.
WHO is this crazy bitch and why does anyone give a flying fuck about this program which i hadn't even HEARD of till yesterday?
ps - since i am unbiased and don't know of either party i think the fat bitch is probably right when she says she feels betrayed. on the flip side she should'nt have made a sudden unplanned anouncement.
The guest host today and for Monday happens to be an Emmy nominated actress on "One Life to Live" who plays a blind lawyer NOT a doctor.
Hey Miz! Mousie!
Love that walkoff homerun A-Rod had yesterday!
If anyone watches ESPN on a daily basis, Can you see Star and Stephen A. go at it?
GO YANKEES
i knew she wouldn't be able to control her conceited ass self for very long.
Star is getting all the publicity she was hoping for. Why be professional and announce your departure as agreed upon with your bosses when you can blindside them and garner a crazy amount of publicity (and maybe even sympathy)?
""Rosie had attacked me on every single evening entertainment program,"
” said the 44-year-old former lawyer. "“Barbara used that week to call her and invite her to be part of a show that I helped launch nine years ago."".
Star Jones has a point there.
As annoying as Star Jones is, she is right about that .
Why Rosie O'Donnell of all choices?
ABC chose Rosie O'Donnell to become a co-host of the view just to start some shit with Star Jones.
Rosie O'Donnell hasn't (in my eyes) attacked Star Jones ,but she has been needling Star Jones through the media about her weight loss.
And Rosie has a hellova nerve demanding anyone to explain anything about their personal life.
""
“Barbara did not call me herself,"” she said, bitterly. "“After nine years, she didn't call me. They told me my contract would not be renewed because my approval rating had gone down… I was like, "
As a friend and mentor to Star Jones, Barbara Walters should have called Star to tell her what was going down, but she was not required to do. This was a personal choice on Barbara Walter's behalf and a poor one, IMO.
My guess is Baraba Walters is too deep in the game and far advanced in age- she's a 76 year old woman, folks- to do all that.
Star will resurface on court TV and /or on sattelite radio... she'll write a book, get divorced, get fat again,adopt a baby, and disappear into obscurity.
Star is getting all the publicity she was hoping for. Why be professional and announce your departure as agreed upon with your bosses when you can blindside them and garner a crazy amount of publicity (and maybe even sympathy)?
Anonymous | 06.29.06 - 12:41 pm | #
LIKE ITS GONNA GET HER A REPUTABLE JOB.
she has commited carreer suicide. no one is going to wan to touch this obnoxious loose cannon with a en foot pole. god forbid, some nework hires her, and her show doesn't work out, she'll complain and bitch about it. too bad she burned her ties to ABC (Disney. playing the sea monster from the Little Mermaid at the magic kingdom isn't a possibility any more
As a friend and mentor to Star Jones, Barbara Walters should have called Star to tell her what was going down, but she was not required to do. This was a personal choice on Barbara Walter's behalf and a poor one, IMO.
My guess is Baraba Walters is too deep in the game and far advanced in age- she's a 76 year old woman, folks- to do all that.
Devore | 06.29.06 - 12:52 pm | #
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LIKE STARZILLA LISTENED TO ANY ADVICE SHE GOT TO TONE IT DOWN YEARS AGO.
SHE IS A NARCISTIC CUNT.
I think it was GENIUS to hire Rosie O'Donnell. That's rubbing some shit in Star's face big time!!
And it shows how badly they wanted her ass off the show. If they gave a shit about Star, they would not have hired her arch enemy to sit alongside her.
sorry, the "t" gets stuck on my shitty comupter
she has commited carreer suicide. no one is going to wan to touch this obnoxious loose cannon with a en foot pole. god forbid, some nework hires her, and her show doesn't work out, she'll complain and bitch about it. too bad she burned her ties to ABC (Disney. playing the sea monster from the Little Mermaid at the magic kingdom isn't a possibility any more
loco | 06.29.06 - 12:55 pm | #
this one really made me laugh, can u see her as the sea monster. lol
oxa
I think it was GENIUS to hire Rosie O'Donnell. That's rubbing some shit in Star's face big time!!
And it shows how badly they wanted her ass off the show. If they gave a shit about Star, they would not have hired her arch enemy to sit alongside her.
muhammedwithbombonhead | 06.29.06 - 12:57 pm | #
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GREAT POINT.....
They told me my contract would not be renewed because my approval rating had gone down… I was like, whoa!"
YEAH YOU FAT UGLY BITCH, SEE TV OPERATES ON THIS THING CALLED RATINGS, SO TV SHOWS CAN MAKE MONEY.
you have to explain everything to some people.
I hate to say this, but that pic of Star isn't half bad.
yeah, with 50 pounds of makeup and $20,000 lighting equipment
I think Star will be okay whatever happens, But i'm so certain this will open the door to all kinds of dirty mud slinging and Nightline Specials, and even a few accusations regarding "why she was REALLY given her good-bye card".
he-he-he.. this is going to get UGLY!
frogface, you're just a little bug about to be squashed, all your nasty bugguts oozing for all to see
Amy | 06.29.06 - 11:14 am | #
Agreed. I would rather have Starr than Rosie.
I think this stuff is just great! The drama is fantastic, and I think it was Starr's right to announce that she was leaving. I don't see why Babs is making such a big deal out of it with her speech yesterday.
I know Starr was being unprofessional, but Babs didn't have to rub it in.
Rosie calling someone on the carpet for lying? After she acted like Tom Cruise turned her on?
Joy was beside herself with ... this morning. She tried to give the impression that she's her own person,and doesn't suck up to anyone. Yet, she does exactly that by her lawyer comment so that Babawawa is amused.
Joy better be nice to Rosie. Rosie's a bull dyke, and a bully, to boot!
What's to bets Star says that the reason her approval rating went down is b/c she lost weight? She'll go off saying how people only like you when you're fat and relatable or some shit. Good riddance....but I don't watch that stupid show anyway.
Yes on all three accounts.
pricolatino (In Nomine Patri) | 06.29.06 - 11:27 am | #
thats TOTALLY what i THOUGHT! finally im right about SOME celeb gossip!!!!! awesome. star jones is a fugly liar and if it were me, id be like, "YEAH, I had a shitload of surgery to make myself look like a yoga instructor ( she wishes!! ) and the reason im being such a buck toothed bitch today is because the goddamned percodans are wearing off....."
I think Star will be okay whatever happens, But i'm so certain this will open the door to all kinds of dirty mud slinging and Nightline Specials, and even a few accusations regarding "why she was REALLY given her good-bye card".
he-he-he.. this is going to get UGLY!
HateAllDay | 06.29.06 - 1:48 pm | #
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SHE MADE IT AS UGLY AS HERSELF, BUT IT WONT GET HER ANOTHER SERIES ON A MAJOR NETWORK.I THINKITS GONNA BE CABLE ACCESS ALL THE WAY, ALSO HER BOOK WOULD SELL BETTER WITH THE PICTURE OF THE FISHFACE ON THE COVER.
I think this stuff is just great! The drama is fantastic, and I think it was Starr's right to announce that she was leaving. I don't see why Babs is making such a big deal out of it with her speech yesterday.
I know Starr was being unprofessional, but Babs didn't have to rub it in.
AS SOON AS THE SHOW AIRED, PEOPLE MAGAZINE PUT OUT THERE STORY, SHE HAD ALREADY GONE TO THEM AND DONE THE DEED.
AS FOR BABARA, SHE MAY OWN A PART OF THE SHOW BUT SHE DONT OWN THE NETWORK, THEY WERE THE ONES THAT REFUSED TO RENEW HER CUNTRACT.
Lets see Rosie Odonell or Star. Star any day. There is nothing attractive or redeeming about Ro. I dont want the homoesexual views shove down my throat.
Star should have left in April, they told her the contract wouldnt be rened she should have left then.
How in the hell did Barara become her confidant/mentor? that move alone makes me think Star is crazy.
I think people like a happy fat black as oppose to an uppity thin black person. imo
Rosie is the FAT POLICE? 1st Star then Kirstie Alley.
wow and people loved her?
I dont get it?
When Rosie was gay NOONE tried to force rosie to come out yet her selfrighteous ass tried to force Star to discuss her path to weight loss or dared Alley to publicly weigh herself.
I have Rosie
I was never a fan of Star's but I admire her now. What Barbara and ABC did was cruel and disrespectful and I don't blame her for speaking up for herself and telling it like it is.
it's ok star..you can always get a job as a *gasp* lawyer...
Star Jones Will Never Work for ABC Again
What can I say? Best news of the day.
I was never a fan of Star's but I admire her now. What Barbara and ABC did was cruel and disrespectful and I don't blame her for speaking up for herself and telling it like it is.
Candy | 06.29.06 - 5:06 pm | #
SHE IS ON CNN WITH LARRY KING RIGHT NOW, ACTING LIKE AN LITTEL ANGEL.
SHE COULDNT TELL THE TRUTH IF HER LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.
That Larry King spot was the performance of a lifetime. Meryl Streep couldn't have done better.
What is harder than being poor and black in America? Being rich, black and famous in america( ho yeah and educated) After all when you are poor and black you are fulfilling the comfortable stereotype that permeates our society. Star should have done what Whoopey did and change her last name to a Jewish one and chum up to gays...Hollywood is hostile to anyone that does not kiss the ass of the power structure-Jews and anyone Media Jews are in bed with at the moment i.e. Gays and Hispanics. You go Star!!!
yep...Star was railroaded big time and I think that the view will probably lose ratings for a while...Gayle should be the replacement though...I won't watch it anymore though...women should not treat each other that way...especially when it is that hard to make it in the biz as it is...I think that they should replace her with Lakita Garth the gorgeous Black Beauty queen that took Bill Maurs ass to task on his show(he call her his dream woman)...she has her own mind she is young and stunning, and controversial...http://www.lakitagarth.com/
index2.html
http://www.lakitagarth.com/LG_Es.../
LG_Essence.pdf
yep...Star was railroaded big time and I think that the view will probably lose ratings for a while...Gayle should be the replacement though...I won't watch it anymore though...women should not treat each other that way...especially when it is that hard to make it in the biz as it is...I think that they should replace her with Lakita Garth the gorgeous Black Beauty queen that took Bill Maurs ass to task on his show(he call her his dream woman)...she has her own mind she is young and stunning, and controversial...
http://www.lakitagarth.com/ index2.html
http://www.lakitagarth.com/LG_Es.../ LG_Essence.pdf
Grace and dignity my ass. I seem to recall someone calling someone a bitch on the air.
you all sound so hateful. i feel sorry for star. i think she's handled this with so much grace and barbara walters comes out looking like a liar and a power monger. those 3 networks own so many of the media outlets that they can manipulate the opinions of weakminded people so easily. so what if she didnt want to announce to everyone that she had gastric bypass? does barbara walters have to announce ever bit of plastic surgery she's had? we read in us weekly, in touch, etc, about freebies celebrities get all the time. so what if star used her celebrity to get freebies! all celebrities get them. all i'm saying is keep an open mind - i think star wins this one.
Her "class" factor went down the tubes, IMO, when she actually mouthed the words
"C U Next Tuesday" on daytime TV.
That was not dignified, classy, ladylike or professional.
Star is a bitch.
BabaWaba is a bitch.
The only difference is that one of them is more forthcoming with their bitchiness.
I am siding with Starzilla on this one.
I know, I know.
Someone shoot me!
Babs is a bitch........old, and grouchy!
what was the BET reference for people always s ay black people bring race into the game but jasmins seem to seems to be bringing it up whyTF would bet want her want do she and bet have in common besides their race OOOOOHHHHH I HATE WHIT PEOPLE
if u watch the video of star leaving the view...babs looks so blase she might as well have been sitting on the toilet than watching star announce she was leaving. Then when star held all their hands in her fakey fake farewell speech, i could tell babs wanted to run outta their and get herself disinfected...
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