ragged... raggety ann
OMG.. I'm first.. and I look like Tawny first thing in the morning.
What the hell happened to her?
Strung OUT
Firecrotch!
MK, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
She's a fuckin' psycho - the surreal life, anyone?
WOOF!
Going to lunch Peeps - Got the munchies...See ya in a bit.
She looks like she's on drugs. Has kind of a horse face, too. Who is she?
Looks like the bitch has been grocery shopping at the local pharmacy again. Great, now there's going to be a valium and vicodin shortage.
looks like dave coulier mind fucked her one too many times.
MK----You're posting those, because you secretly want everyone that reads your shit to go blind, don't you????????!!!!!!
Why don't you love us anymore?!?!?!
*runs off in paranoid freak-out*
Who is she?
Ann
She was the Whitesnake video ho in the 80's. Shagged OJ in the 90's. Beat up baseball player hubby in the 00's.
SHe looks like that Pete guy that MK loves so much. The English guy who used to be in Dead or live!
This bitch has been riden hard by every 80's rock band there was and then moved on to professional athletes and is left with nothing but cob webs for a brain....tweaked ho
"Bachelor Party", White Snake video - hood of jaguar... "Here I go again on my own.. going down the only road I've every known...."
I loved her in WITCHBOARD. So vulnerable.
dated David Coverdale from White Snake...
She just needs to stay out of the spot light her 15 min was up years ago!
Seriously. She could compete with Pamela Anderson for the Strung Out Rough-Looking Old-Ass Whore Award.
the Surreal Life...bwaahahaha
omg, she used to live here in cleveland she was married to a baseball player... she got drunk and beat the shit out of him! serious.
She looks as crazy on the outside as she is on the inside.
She was so hot as a younger gal. I wonder how much surgery and how many others things have happened since...smoking, drugs, sun exposure, etc.
Tabby, got any weed?
I loved the movie "Witchboard", that was the shit back in the day.
Remember her in the Whitesnake videos? Every teen guy I knew had to be secretly or openly whackin' off to her doin' the splits on that car.
Bitch is crazy!!
Asia Argento is so slutty hot!! (Look to the right of your screen)
christine love curtain. | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 12:06 pm | #
would you believe that made national headlines 
we even heard about it alllll the way up here in Canaduh!
listen i love a good high but that look is not hot
shell, totally believe it! i mean, she beat up a pro baseball player for christ's sake!
*passing BZ bong*
ha ha ha... do I have any weed??? What kind of question is that?
hold on.. i need to back up and burn rubber on her face...
*screeching tires*
puff,puff give.
tabatha
you are hilarious!
On a completely unrelated note, I'd like to thank MK for removing those obnoxious flashing ads from his site. It's so much more enjoyable running around in here without having to wear my seizure helmet and mouthguard.
Ahhhhhhhhh......now I can handle the fugliness and the paranoia is gone.
Ready to pah-tee again!!!
thanks Shell *hugs*
Damn,skank looks used up!
I got some Vicodin!
She was on some reality show that I caught the last episode of - the one where Mama Brady (Florence Henderson) was kind of a "den mother". This chick has some SERIOUS drug issues. If I'm not mistaken, she lost custody of her children to her husband, when he proved she was too messed up to care for them. I was hoping she would get into rehab and psychiatric counseling after that show...she kept running to the bathroom with her "allergies" and coming back out sniffing, wiping her nose and spazzing out. She's a hot mess.
Someone is hurtin' for a V05 hot oil treatment.
last picture is almost a mug shot
but then again it wouldnt be the 1st one
well MJF, I am the hourly winner according to my flash ad.... 
Yep she's one of those kinds of bitches that will take her shoe off and beat you over the head with it. Actually that's kinda hot, but she's not!
OMG...what a fucking mess!
poofy pants, yeah, the Surreal Life...that's what I'm talking about.
2Pink
the Surreal Life on VH1
yeah. she was on that. what a freakshow.
Shit...I spoke too soon. I guess I just won a fuckin' plasma TV. *reaching for seizure helment and mouthguard again*
MJF | 06.30.06 - 12:11 pm | #
I wrote him an e-mail yesterday and this is what he wrote back:
"Naw don’t worry. I bitch and moan too. Those ads are ugly, but papa gotta get paid up in here!
Sometimes if you hit refresh, it will change to a different ad. I’m sorry ho!"
cracks my shit up!
I still can't see the ads!
I thought she went into rehab at the end of the Sureral Life? There was never any reunion show that CC was supposed to host. And, apparently, producers had found that she smuggled drugs into the house via shampoo bottles, etc.
Tawny vs. Naomi. Who's gonna away with their hair and eyeballs in tact? My money is on Tawny. Naomi is mean, but Tawny's a freakin' psycho!
Jay....thanks. I'll keep refreshing 'till they go away!
Tawny beat down a grown man! I'm team Tawny too.
"Naw don’t worry. I bitch and moan too. Those ads are ugly, but papa gotta get paid up in here!
Sometimes if you hit refresh, it will change to a different ad. I’m sorry ho!"
Awwww. I heart MK. I'd go work the corner to help him get paid if it meant no more flashers.
Bwaa! I thought you wrote "DRUNKen Donuts". Giving her look however...
Jesus. Can we say "t-r-a-i-n--w-r-e-c-k" kids?
did she have a bender the night before? oh wait thi sis normal for her..lots of of dicks slapped on her face....
Awwww. I heart MK. I'd go work the corner to help him get paid if it meant no more flashers.
jennifer | 06.30.06 - 12:17 pm | #
I wrote him the EXACT same thing
ragged... raggety ann
Tabatha | 06.30.06 - 11:59 am | #
You're right, she does look like a raggety ann.
She's still hot. Good for her!
2 Pink,, HI..... thanks for the nice words the other day.... I am always happy when I see you post !! 
All she needs is a wart on her nose.
if raggety ann did crack.
This bitch can give Janice Dickinson a run for her money in the crazy cokehead bitch department.
I wrote him the EXACT same thing
JAY is engaged to YOU KNOW IT
Too fucking funny. MK could be our pimp! *looking for clear heels*
She looks rode hard a put away wet. Drugs are bad, Mkay?
I still can't see the ads!
christine love curtain. | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 12:16 pm
Are you fucking complaining? Kwitcher bitching, hosebag! ount yourself lucky!
She has madamism
OK this is OFF TOPIC:
Anyone see the $cientology video on YouTube? You can't now. They were forced to remove it by the Co$.
Tawny looks like she smells.
JAY - WTF!!!!! You are so not engaged to YKI!!!! First sunny takes ElB from me, then you think you're gonna steal YKI??? You MAY NOT have him all to yourself! We will share and that's final.
and hello/lick/love ya! 
This is what happens when you have too much plastic surgery everyone. She used to be gorgeous....now she's just creepy.
She looks like a tranny!
you just know that she still thinks she's the hottest thing in shoe leather...
EWW she fucked OJ.............
UGH! TAWNY LOOKS LIKE SHE WAS HIT BY A BUS, IT BACKED UP OVER HER, AND RAN HER DOWN AGAIN.
That's all.
http://www.thesnarkpit.com/snark...snark/
index.php
Yuck. I don't want to know what's giving birth in that rats nest.
wtf...God has she aged, 43 soon to be 44 here--I know she's at least a good 5 maybe more younger than me...Pathetic that her mom, Raquel Welch looks better than her at almost what 65 or 70?
jennifer, what $cientology video?! What was it about?
Tang: It was supposedly a recruiting video. I never got to see it Actually, might be a good thing.
she still looks good for her age.
I know I'm demented for thinking this but I LOVE IT when people who were once attractive age so fucken badly. This one takes the cake!
Hah, I wonder if she fell off a bus while looking for the can?
Those dimples scare the shit out of me!
WTF??? this chick is OUT OF HER MIND... what a mess ...
WTF happened to her, she was so cute at on time, the years have not been kind to her, she is so ugly now.
Hey, peeps! I could never understand the attraction with this broad. She had big hair and big tits but absolutely nothing else. Her face has always been homely. Her claim to fame is having fucked every 80's band member, beating up her husband and being psycho. I question her age, too; this would make her only a couple of years older than me, and that can't be right.
CHOKE...that plastic surgery is horrid and the hair is just plain scarey... Toluca Lake?? i mean PATHETIC
Moist for Meloni | 06.30.06 - 12:46 pm | #
Hi Honey!
allright, I've had enough. I'm home playing sick,,,No Mud Butt, but I do like that option...Rum Runners are here, and it seems like no-one ever wants to party with me. Just went food-shopping and bought all this stuff and no-one is here! and I don't know what I'm gonna do with all this Fluff! C'mon bitches, it's time for a little early 4th...
barburger - believe me, if I could, I would join you in a sec. I'm still hanging from last night, but a hair of the dog......
JAY - WTF!!!!! You are so not engaged to YKI!!!! First sunny takes ElB from me, then you think you're gonna steal YKI??? You MAY NOT have him all to yourself! We will share and that's final.
and hello/lick/love ya!
NoAnjl | 06.30.06 - 12:27 pm | #
Hello, love. I have been busy but how in the hell is Jay engaged to You Know it? What did I miss. 
I had You Know It first, bitches.
Raquel Welch is her mom??!!! WTF you talkin' bout', Willis?
NoAnjil--exactly...so am I...called in sick cuz the stepkid ate my aspirin....told the horny old man to cum home and put mommie in a good place....***twat spray***
"There was never any reunion show that CC was supposed to host. And, apparently, producers had found that she smuggled drugs into the house via shampoo bottles, etc."
jennifer | 06.30.06 - 12:16 pm | #
I figured she had drugs with her on the Surreal Life but I didn't hear it for sure. And I forgot they usually have a reunion show.
What about the show that Brat won on the Surreal Life with Christopher Knight? I haven't seen that on yet.
Yes, Raquel Welch is her mother!!!!!
Google it...and she's still fuckin hot.....
Willis!
Alright. She was on "Eek! the cat" She must be ok.
She was soo high on the surreal life. lmao. she looks wasted.
OK. First I got excited because there are NO DD's in Los Angeles. Then I got sad when I realized I was foiled again.
any Fluff suggestions? Thinking about putting it on the nips and having hubby suck it off, but he's not big into sweets...There has to be other options? Help me, Help me
again, I ask--are none of you damn cooters coming to the party, and btw where the fuck is Prico?
I thought she went into rehab at the end of the Sureral Life? There was never any reunion show that CC was supposed to host. And, apparently, producers had found that she smuggled drugs into the house via shampoo bottles, etc.
jennifer
+++++++++++
Doesn't surprise me one bit! She looked coked out/cracked out the whole show. She was a total whackjob and looks like she still is. Maybe they should send her to Dr. Phil.
Hiya, katiescarlett! I always love to see your Vivien Leigh avie. "Fiddle-dee-dee. Wo-uh, wo-uh, wo-uh; this wo-uh talk's spoilin' all the fun at every pah-ty this spring. I get so bow-uhd I could scream."
"As God is my witness, I will nevah be hungry agay-uhn!
barburger - twat spray!!! Loves it!! LOL
also, you can make Fluff and peanut butter sandwiches, but that's not as fun.
SASSY HOT PIECE OF ASS!!!! Yea, he was here yesterday in aft crumbs. I'm in love. I know he is yours too. I don't know how she (THINKS) she got engaged to him, but I'll kick her ass. He's my fantasy. Do you picture him w/a big peen like I do???
Raquel Welch is NOT Tawny Kitaens mother, IMDB it. Tawnee Welch is Raquel Welch's daughter.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193520/
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000478/
That being said its called CONDITIONER, Tawny, look into it.
Thanks, Anya, for clearing up that Raquel Welch nonsense. Some people around here need to consult Wikipedia before posting their misinformation.
NoAnjl starts vaca at 5 | 06.30.06 - 1:12 pm | #
I will go check out that thread. Was just on the Star thread and seen that person posing as Foo Foo. They did that shit to me but you know that. WTF? I could tell that wasn't Foo right away..
Has YOU KNOW IT showed up today? You and I will share YOU KNOW IT, ok? I never thought about the pee size of YOU KNOW IT, horn dog!
Two Words: TRAIN WRECK
Sassy hot ass - I never thought of the pee size either
coolness on the sharing YKI!!!!! Haven't seen him yet today. He usually shows up late afternoon. Let's keep our fingers crossed. ttyl, gotta do some work - WTF! kisses!
She was hot back in the 80s but she needs to realize that was 20 years ago and simmer down with the hair and makeup.
Hey, NoAnjl -- have a great vacation, sweetie -- party like it's 1999, er, 2006!
Barburger -- I found that there's a raspberry Fluff; it's okay, but I love razzies. I guess it would be great if you employ foodstuffs in your gettin' it on retinue -- get it on, mmmmmmm, let's get it on, mmmmmmm . . .
Bye, Noanjl..I will be back also. Have more shit to do. I seen where YOU KNOW IT said yes to Jay about getting married. That's fine. We will just have an affair with him when Jay is not around. YOU KNOW IT won't be able to stay faithful with her.
xoxoxoxo
She has hit the wall. And she must have been going Mach II.
Racquel Welch is absolutely NOT her mother!!! Racquel's daughter is Tahnee Welch- i believe she was in the movie "Cocoon"
God she looks like a psycho!
THIS BITCH LOOK HOMELESS.
WTF? Is this bitch still around? Wasn't she rode hard and put away wet by every poodle-permed soft cock rocker in the 80s?!
She would definitely benefit from heavy make up and some plastic surgery. Maybe a lot of plastic surgery.
OJ's EX....this old dried up twit is still trying to get attention...
rocket kween
What a mess. I met her 10 years age and she was beautiful but totally self absorbed (big surprise). She looks like she got hit by a car and dragged 10 blocks.
she wasn't lying when she said that kristen cavalleri came to her store and stole a bathing suit because in on eof the pics of kristin in a bikini the security tag is still on the back of the suit that kristen was wearing so i believe tawny fpr saying that
God, she was so hot back in the day. Now she's just a hot mess.
It's like Carrot Top got a sex change!
And to think that I used to envy this woman.
children, this is the effect of too much gak-- note and avoid.
Tawny is a liar. She sobbed endless on Surreal Life about how her parents abused her. Total BS. I knew the Kitaen family. They were *always* shocked and embarrassed by her behavior - even before she was famous. She has always been a loose cannon and a liar, but her "performance" on SL takes the cake. Her little pity party came at the expense of some really nice people.
un huh..
ms kitean's image ( and mindset) is trapped in the 80's.
her heydey was in the 80's when she starred in whitesnake's videos
.... she can't let that go.
kitean resembles jocylen wildenstein in these pics.
Can someone please tell this woman it is no longer 1985 and please can she do something with that "Whitesnake Video" hair?????
Hasn't she ever heard of anti-frizz serum or smoothing balm?
Her hair looks like mine did in high school and got a perm. I thought I was the shit but now looking at old pictures of myself and of this clown I was just plain shit.
Why in the fuck is she still trying to be the "coked out" '80's video vixen she was 20 years ago? She needs to seriously give that shit up, get a stylist and stop looking like an over 40 slut. That shit might have been attractive 20 years ago, but in 2006, she just looks like a damn fool!!!!!!!!
Ho needs some bangs. She doesn't have a forehead, she has a fivehead.
I liked how in the surreal life it was said that she had a manager. For what??? what the hell has she done other than the surreal life, and how is she affording them? she should fire her people.
ooooooo, i how sad it msut be when beauty fades and this is all you're left with....
I figured out what bothers me the most about Tawny -- she has horrible eyebrows! I know, I know -- it's a chick thing, but I hate unruly, half-moon eyebrows with no arch. She has good cheekbones, but that's it. She looks like she just got done taking some meth!
I figured out what bothers me the most about Tawny -- she has horrible eyebrows! I know, I know -- it's a chick thing, but I hate unruly, half-moon eyebrows with no arch.
Moist for Meloni | 06.30.06 - 7:43 pm | #
Word.
Bitch get a blow-out and get your brows done!
What happened to you, Tawny? My bleeding eyes are raw after looking at those pasty baggy knees in the first photo. Poor sodding bitch.
I see she's still doing drugs and as out there as she was on The Surreal Life.
Hair's bad fo' sure.
She has chewed up and spit out every personal assistant in the book. For a mico-celeb she sure has an ego. Looks like shes settled for dressing herself and doing her own hair.
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