well, she can't act... and we won't have to look at her face if she directs
I love her!!
boobs. ass. nose.
oh, you're all just jealous, fat, ugly, etc, etc, and she is great, she can act, is pretty, ect, etc.
ok, now that's out of the way..
bbbwwwaaaaaa who does this bitch think she is???????
boosse then Gary?
WARNING:
Via Post Chronicle.
How bout some acting lessons?? She's another one that just needs to go away.
She could be the next Penny Marshall.
She does kinda look like her.
"I was THIS close to kicking her in the stomach"
Oh, this isn't a caption this contest?
penny marshall is an amazing talent, however.
I think she's great! 
ps. For all the nasty comments that are coming, I have to try to offset them with some positive ones about her 
YAWN.
**yawn*** **turn over***
shell, you have to beat them to it, and post in her defense. LOL!
GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
I love her hair!
(how am I doing?)
really good, shell. LOL
Hey, at least she's trying to better herself and expand her repertoire.
ps. For all the nasty comments that are coming, I have to try to offset them with some positive ones about her
Shell Loves Coffee | 06.30.06 - 12:10 pm |
Heehee... best defense is a good offense. 
or is it the other way around? Oh well, shit, y'all know what I mean.
it looks like she's saying "yes my chin is this big"
I love her. I don't care. I think she's cute as hell AND I think she's funny. So there.
I can't stand Jennifer Aniston. She's a horrible actress and the world pretty much knows why she lost Brad… she’s frigid… glad that Angelina knows what to do with a man like Brad… have his kid and settle down with that HOT piece of ass….
Bitch needs to realize she'll only be successful as part of a sitcom ensemble and go back to TV. This generation's Shelley Long?
How about a course on how not to be a crybaby?
I'm still shocked that people have paid to go see The Break Up. It has, to date, grossed over $105 million. It must be because people want to see the chemisttry of Vaughniston. Dumb. That's why they have played coy with their relationship and it worked. Now Vince can dump her sorry ass. Although I think she might be pregnant...
stoney this SHOULD be one!
I don't think she can really act either. I mean she can, if you count the one role she can play - rachel and any small variation of rachel. bleah.
Her face kind of looks like the Cowardly Lion here. Is it just me?
I like her alright. I'm a Friends fan. And I felt bad for her after the Angelina thing. But she was really dumb not to have Brad's baby. And don't tell me she can't spawn, because she keeps talking like she can.
MJF | 06.30.06 - 12:22 pm | #
I have no problem with her. I would rather look at someone who can dress classy and not look like a) a homeless person b) a hooker c) a crack whore. I would pick her over blohan, parasite or sienna miller any fucking day
and she fucked brad pitt so I have to appreciate that for what's it worth
The whole FRIENDS cast makes me have the runs and vomiting simultaneously.
JAY is engaged to YOU KNOW IT | 06.30.06 - 12:23 pm | #
I'm with you on the dress thing. I usually love everything she wears.
I just think she's one note and fairly boring.
Boring. And she's fucking Vince Vaughn, which shkeeves me no end!
The whole FRIENDS cast makes me have the runs and vomiting simultaneously.
Kats | 06.30.06 - 12:23 pm | #
The few times I watched "Friends", she made me gag, as did that guy, Ross.
I also find her to be a one-note, same shit-different day actress.
My dislike has NOTHING to do with her marriage.
ARGGHHHH! So what she directs will be as boring as the way she acts!!!
Scout: still good, my love?
I hope she does well. I would much rather have her behind the scenes than in front of them where I have to look at her ugly mug.
Well, she sure as hell needs lessons in something for Hollywood!
Yeah, I didn't like her in the Friends days, either. Never liked her. And I didn't like the show, either. I thought I was the only one.
OK peeps, I did that unmentionable thing again (checked THAT site---you know, the one by the self-obsessed, ill-fitting pink suit wearing pig). I only did it to see if he was pulling a Star Jones, and plugging his reality show....
Anyway.....I didn't stick around to see about the reality show. I got spooked by something. Have you guys noticed the way he stalks Lance Bass? It's fucking creepy.
Proceed w/ making fun of my girl!!
here Jenny is responding to how thick daniel halferty's dick is
it looks like she's making 'jazz hands' in this pic.
Um, Jen, to be a director you have to be very good at confident decision-making and be able to deal with issues that come up with the script, shooting logistics, etc. Maybe you should try something else dearie?
Aww....I like Jen ^^^running, ducking, hitting the deck^^^
^^^running, ducking, hitting the deck^^^
Yeah, I didn't like her in the Friends days, either. Never liked her. And I didn't like the show, either. I thought I was the only one.
Tang Wei Dong | 06.30.06 - 12:39 pm | #
I always hated it too! Absolute bollocks from start to finish.
I was unimpressed from the get go because it was marketed over here in England as a comedy about six hot gorgeous singles. WTF? Courtney and Jennifer scrub up okay, but the rest of them were trolls. And it wasn't funny! Was so glad when that crap ended.
this seriously should be a caption this.
goddammit jen, get naked already
what I really want to do is direct.... if i had a nickel everytime i heard that....
I'm still shocked that people have paid to go see The Break Up. It has, to date, grossed over $105 million. It must be because people want to see the chemisttry of Vaughniston. Dumb.
you think that's dumb, look at how well this new adam sandler click is doing, now that is fucking dumb
I thought Ross was hilarious. *ducks*
Damn she's this generation's Goldie Hawn. She will rock that look & hair until she drops! Goldie is 60 and rocks this look better than Madame X.
Direct? um yeah ok--------NEXT!
And Goldie Hawn has 10000 times more talent as an actress & Producer than Madame X will ever dream of having.
personally i don't think this is big news...she was partner in a production company for years....good for her, i say...NEXT!
oh...and Jen..CHANGE THE HAIR!!!!!Damn..at least the color if not the style
Her face kind of looks like the Cowardly Lion here. Is it just me?
It always has to me.
Yeah right, all your sickos who call her ugly, let's see YOUR mugs on here! Give me a break, yeah, she's so ugly, if she was working in the same office as your man, your ass would be gone. Get real!! She's rich, sexy as all hell (and has a body WAY better then African Queen Angie), and has a man who seems to adore her, and he doesn't dress/look like the woman he's with either, he's a MAN. Boy, jealousy brings out the worse in you, haters. Move on haters, she has.
HA! After seeing Spears on Dateline, the jerks on here have the GALL to call this woman names! She always looks classy (and clean!) and she's adorable, not a world class beauty, but sexy and adorable. And if you think she's 'ugly' well, we are all in deep trouble. I agree with poster before me, Jealousy, or a weird, sick, hate for someone you never met. Like u wouldn't trade places, with Jennifer Aniston, hahhhhhhhhhhha!
Her movie made over 105million because we loved it, we related to it. She had a HIT and you JA "obessive to death haters' just can't take it. Ugly? Yeah Ok, maybe in your sick world, not in the normal persons eye. Britney Spears, Kim Stewart, Nicole Richie, but Jennifer, is NOT ugly. Grow up, get a life, better yet, move on.
I think Jen is a beautiful woman, and I don't have a clue as to why she got divorced, but I think if Brad was so unhappy, he should have left long before he cheated with Jolie-ho. And I think Jen can do whatever she sets her mind to do, it's a shame that the AJ fans have to put Jen down, thinking thats going to make AJ look better...No one was complaing about Jens looks when her and Brad were called the golden couple...
I had the good fortune of seeing Jen coming out of her hotel in NYC. She glows, her eyes are the most beautiful green/blue like the sea, the beautiful sea, she was fit as a fiddle (whoa what a bod!) and the crowds were going crazy and she signed and signed and was very nice. I noticed something, it's ONLY on these boards (and other sick sites) that she's hated. Odd. Very. We should all be so lucky, to look like Ms Aniston. I agree, get real, or move on.
damn, the freaks are out already.
Maniston is seriously delusional if she thinks she has the chops to direct. She is in one successful movie where people went to see it mostly because they were expecting a comedy from Vince and she's talking about directing?bitch please! Actually maybe if she directs and than fails miserably she won't have these delusions anymore and will go back to where she belongs.TV Land!
Am I the only one to find it funny that her moronic fans say stuff like "if she was working with your man in the office your ass would be gone?".hmmm....didn't they cry with Jen because she was left for a hotter woman?Idiots.
I do love her BUT...Two Words: MOVE ON
I want to put my hand up her ass and pull her chin back!
I was always thought Aniston was cute. She just needs to pick the right roles. She can't be the leading lady because she is not known enough. I mean, yes, she is known but people don't feel her. I hope she does find sucess because she seems genuine.
Look, it's Jen's publicist commenting under different names! Smooth, but not smooth enough for the dlisted detectives!!
Too funny ~ StoneyBaloney ~ it`s maniston`s publicist.
Give it up now chin your acting stinks!
Well, she does have a face for that sort of thing.
Ouch. LOL
You all suck!, She is awsome! She obviously has something, she has more money and success than all of you! There's a reason you all felt like you needed to take the time to comment when you "don't even like her" in the fist place, hmmm... jealous?
why is it that the people who call us haters are always anonymous or some asshole in disguise? heh.
Not anonymous or in disguise just forgot to fill in the name... people make mistakes... heh?
Am I the only one to find it funny that her moronic fans say stuff like "if she was working with your man in the office your ass would be gone?".hmmm....didn't they cry with Jen because she was left for a hotter woman?Idiots.
gucci girl | 06.30.06 - 1:22 pm | #
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ha! these are women who don't have their men under control the way i,and other women do. hubby had to straighten up in a hurry!
She has great skin!
I think she's a great actor!
ps. Am I catching up
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To use her bitchy humor on her like she did to Brad...Jennifer, Goldie Hawn called. She wants her look back.
She always plays the same character and she is boring. Bitch isn't creative or intelligent enough to direct.
I don't hate this bitch, but she has limited range as an actress. But that's not a crime! She does her particular schtik well.
I think she would be a disaster as a director. I bet her movie shoots would go many months over schedule and over budget due to her flakiness.
*yawn*
YANKEES vs. METS 
"Lexington Steele is this big." says Brad Pitt's old sperm recepticle.
she has a face for radio.
Aniston was talking about getting into directing when she was still with Manny-boy Pitt. This is nothing new.
Jennifer Aniston! This is the NYPD!
Come out with your hands in the air and no one gets hurt!
Love her. One of the best, most honest actresses out there.
Yes, please, Jen, by all means direct so we don't have to look at you.
Why she thinks she has any talent in tht realm is a mystery since she can't even string together a coherent sentence. But if it keeps her busy and out of the camera's range, I say go for it.
How is her acting career not going well when The Breakup made 30+ million opening weekend?
How is her acting career not going well when The Breakup made 30+ million opening weekend?
Anonymous | 06.30.06 - 6:33 pm | #
Two words.
VINCE VAUGHN!!!!!!!
good for her to finally do something other than whine and moan...
Caption
"Brad's is about this big"
Who cares? Go away.
Her face kind of looks like the Cowardly Lion here. Is it just me?
MJF | 06.30.06 - 12:22 pm | #
I am the king of the forrrrrrreeeesssstttt!
she's so fucking hot.. but that is the ONLY thing she has going for her.
MK: "Well, she does have a face for that sort of thing."
I fucking love you Michael!
Oh, she has to sing and direct now? Where's that baby she desired so greatly?
I bet Tom Cruise is HAPPY! Jennifer is taking a course! But it's not Scientology? 
Thats ok Tom. You can always marry her like Katie then force her to be a slave to your Dieneticmindsphere.... Do--do--do "The Twilight Zone". Jennifer - "I was just taking a course, and meeting Tom Cruise for lunch. When Sea Org people told me... I should give all my money to them and work on Day Time Soaps".
Ugly nose!
Ugly hair!
Ugly hands!
That's what I see in JA's pic!
So, it's maybe a good idea if she really going to change her career!
GOOD LUCK RACHEL OOPS JEN :D
Does this mean we don't have to see her act ever again? :D
This chick has been riding on her hair and Brad Pitt for a decade now. Pitt's gone and her hair is looking passe. FUCKING GO AWAY ALREADY.
"Vince's cock is *this* big."
"Brad's?... Uh. Got a magnifying glass?"
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