Poser. Great tits. But poser.
FIRST
i mean, second
I'm surprised Sharon is not grabbing her tits.
Yowza! she looks like a lobster!
i mean, second
chelsea | 06.30.06 - 12:21 pm |
You KNOW it!
That's some mighty tall hair she's sportin'.
great tits? MJF! WHAT the hell are you smokin'???????????
It's nice to see Graham Norton out and about. I hope she didn't put his eye out with her nipple.
She's so icky, and there's something about her husband that screams "pedophile" with neon lights and glitter.
Whatever... she disgusts me.
I love Sharon's ensemble though.
a pig in a dress. you can take the girl out of the tralior park but you can't take the tralior park out of the girl...nasty skank
they all have smelly cooters underneath their dresses
only elton john would have a tiara ball and be able to get away with it
and I personally think Natalie Imbruglia is adorable
Jordan is such a fucking lady! It's ridiculous.
Her hubby is a flaming faggasaurus though. I can see the rainbow emanating out of his hershey's kiss. Look closely, you'll notice it.
She looks like an alien anyway, but next to Natalie Imbruglia she looks downright scary
She could be beautiful... if only...
the look on sharon's face says it all. It looks like even she is repulsed by this bitch
great tits? MJF! WHAT the hell are you smokin'???????????
sunny | 06.30.06 - 12:24 pm |
Come on!!! You know it would be kind of fun to knock 'em around for a while. I wouldn't want to LIVE with them, but for a little while....
BTW...Sharon looks SMOKIN' here! Very classy.
Ew.
*slapping MK* - snap out of it!
Okay, so she's in a pic with the Osbournes, another with Simon Cowell and another with Peter Andre.
HAHAHAHA! Now THAT'S something to be proud of! NOT!
I love Graham Norton.
Ya know Jordan was offering Simon a blowjob for a record contract.
She's fucking disgusting. I'm done.
Ok, I see Jordon this and Jordon that, now could someone please tell me who this 80's hair, huge tittied blowup ho is?
Why is Kelly O. standing with her hand in a ball gown pocket? She looks like a dude. Jordan is just a mess.
Oh and Sharon....You Rock Bitch!!
I love JORDAN!! Where was HARVEY!!!
Bonz, she is Harvey's mom.
after the ball Mousie sold those dresses at her garage sale
Jordan MUST be on DRUGS again! First the birthday party for Harvey she kept her tits moderately cover and even here her bags arent shoved in anyones faces!
Keep up the tit-less work Jordy!
MJF | 06.30.06 - 12:29 pm | #
Heeeeeeeeeelllllllllll Naw!!!!!! I like them real! However I would like to knock some sense into her!!!!!!!
Ummmm, ok. Then who the hell is Harvey?
someone please tell me who this 80's hair, huge tittied blowup ho is?
BonZNMe
You've just answered it She's a British page 3 ho who made her son retarded because she was too selfish to give ups drugs or the drink, while pregnant.
Who the hell cares about Jordan? And Kelly looks like shit.
http://www.thesnarkpit.com/snark...snark/
index.php
*up* Damn one handed typing.
Did Kelly get gastric bypass?
I am so sick of this Jordan woman. Who is she anyway? Stick with North America... Pamela Anderson.
Is Natalie Imbuglia still relevant?
I love JORDAN!! Where was HARVEY!!!
Ralphie | 06.30.06 - 12:34 pm | #
look on the curb where she kicked him. she only use that poor baby for press.
P.S. jordan is a fucking skanky aids infested whore.
You've just answered it She's a British page 3 ho who made her son retarded because she was too selfish to give ups drugs or the drink, while pregnant.
jennifer | 06.30.06 - 12:35 pm | #
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I hope to GOD you are fucking with me because if that shit is true why is her selfish ass being plastered all over the place when this CUNT should be beatin until shes as retarded as her son?? She's not worth the air she breathes!
Getting ready to clear the plates
Peter is so whipped. He's got her purse slung over his shoulders in the pic with Simon Cowell. Look at her body language. All of her focus is on Simon. (Heck mine would be too)
Are those bitches barefoot in that first picture! Klasssaaay...
And she actually has the BALlS to prance around in public as if she did nothing wrong in life? And these asses are posing for pictures with this bitch...I wouldn't even waste my time to spit in her face
Oopps my bad..I notice that she's actually holding the purse..sorry Andre for implying that you were a puss!!
I cannot believe that I'm saying this but she actually has class compared to that other skank you posted a few days ago, Jody Marsh?
Raja, I was thinking the SAME thing. She looks like she's saying "o.k. you little turd, hold my purse while I pose with SIMON." And Simon looks like a goofball as usual.
BonZNMe, I'm not fucking with you. That is how the story goes.
6th pic looks like she's unfurling her cooter lips to deploy the crabs and other little beasties that live up her stinky canyon.
Kelly O looks like shit with blonde hair. Not everyone should be blonde, Kelley.
My personal favorite part of the ball gown is the to the cooter slit. Easiest access for the cell phone.
Those tits are just ridiculous. *sigh*
jennifer | 06.30.06 - 12:47 pm | #
She's down and out evil then. Why is this shit tolerated...some people should never be allowed to preocreate. Ever.
Jordan and Peter look like they could have been at my senior prom in Jersey. In 1989.
And dare I say that dress makes her look chubby?
I still love her anyway.
I wonder how long it takes for her to remove her makeup? Keeeriiiist!
Her husband looks like a wannabe guido lounge lizard with a touch of fag!
*shudders*
What is up w/ the poof on the top of the head? Gawd, I hope that doesn't really come back.
*remembering Hope (from Days) big ass hair and now I'm scared*
I love the pose...not!
Did Kelly get gastric bypass?
jennifer
Jennifer, Kelly claims, in the latest Marie Claire (w/Ashley Simpleton on the cover), that she moved back to London and back in L.A. her parents has this "great chef" and she would just eat and eat and eat, and when she moved back to London, she did a lot of walking and taking the subway, so the weight just melted off.
So in answer to your question... Yes, she had her stomach stapled.
Why doesn't Cowell have to wear a tie to the ball?
What happened to Natalie I?? She was so pretty and now she looks like a balding alien.
coffey0072 | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 1:01 pm |
I see! It's the Star Jones Syndrome. Let me guess what her excuse will be: It was a medical intervention?
Who the hell is he? It is a he/she, right?
Yeah.. hanging with Kelly and Sharon Osbourne at something hosted by Elton John, shes really rubbing elbows with some high-class celebs there. *rolls eyes*
Two Words: Who Cares
I think she is trying to copy Victoria Beckham... the dress, the pose, the hair... But those boobs look ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I see Jordon this and Jordon that, now could someone please tell me who this 80's hair, huge tittied blowup ho is?
BonZNMe...I need an asprin | 06.30.06 - 12:33 pm | #
Just google "Katie Price".
I have no idea who she is, but the poor sex kitten has no idea any more how to smile naturally. She's been playing this role so long she's become it and that's just lame.
It's like she's caught between wanting to be Posh and Pam Anderson and she's a mighty confused.
I'd penetrate her.... asshole, that is!
Why does she have to completely take over every single picture she's in?
Definition of publicity whore: Jordan.
that looks like a bad cheap bridesmaid dress. hideous.
who the fuck is jordan and what the fuck does dhe do?
It's a sad, sad day when you out-trainwreck Kelley Osbourne.
Ok, so when you're in a photo with the Osbournes and YOU are the trashy one, you know you've got problems! heehee. Actually, Shron and Kelly look prety good.
I think I'm in loooooooove...
Jordan is such overprocessed trash. Does she realize was a side-show freak she is? And her husband? What an idiot!
Sharon's the only hot one there.
Speaking of freakshows, what the hell is that princess Elton John doing with this damn party? Does he throw it so that he can wear his tiara once a year? Do you have to be a British citizen to attend (where is Vadge, by the way?)
where were the honarary brits madonna and fishsticks?...even jordan must agree those boobs are vulgar....
WHI IS THIS JORDAN? What is she "famous" for?
...other than her jumbo Costco sized boobs.
WHI IS THIS JORDAN? What is she "famous" for?
judy | 06.30.06 - 7:06 pm | #
...other than her jumbo Costco sized boobs.
judy | 06.30.06 - 7:07 pm | #
That's pretty much it.
I would so love to get in an old fashioned cat fight with that bitch.
cinderella stuffed her pumpkins so she had no ride home..
Doesn't this ho know how to pose any differently? She's got the same pose going on in almost every single pic.
At least she didnt wear a belt around them titties
The boobies are so hideous.
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